00:00and now stand by for adventure three two one in the exciting story of
00:22satellite of death
00:27this is the day for scratch's first solo flight as a flying cadet in colonel bleep's space scooter
00:38squadron with a snappy salute the caveman cadet leaps aboard his speedy craft then off he goes
00:49heading straight to the north and into the wildest most terrifying adventure of them all
00:58already the ground below is solidly covered with ice and snow
01:04around the north pole scratch soars
01:09then right on course spans the desolate wastelands of outer spagovia
01:20suddenly scratch is caught in a frigid snow cloud the wings of his scooter bogged down with ice
01:27bail out scratch before it's too late jump jump geronimo
01:33and there he is floating gently to earth in a billowing parachute
01:40but unknown to the caveman directly below stands a tumble down spagovian castle
01:51here the last of the power mad warlords prepare to test their latest invention a satellite rocket
02:00if the test is successful they will have found the way at last to conquer the world from outer space
02:08the rocket is ready for testing
02:16but cousin who is going to volunteer
02:21well who do you think
02:24get in
02:25oh me
02:27nothing to ink
02:29what about you
02:30you think i am crazy
02:33you is going
02:35no you is going
02:38you is going
02:42ah
02:44he is going
02:46quick cousin
02:48stick him inside before he wakes up
02:52if he comes back alive
02:55we will soon rule the world
02:59fire when ready
03:02good grief
03:05they've done it
03:06there goes poor scratch
03:08trapped
03:09inside a speeding test satellite
03:13meanwhile
03:14back on zero zero island
03:16little squeak
03:19and colonel bleep
03:20desperately try to contact their missing cadet
03:23then through his powerful radar scope
03:25the colonel sights the speeding satellite
03:27and the x-ray attachment
03:30shows the bewildered caveman trapped inside
03:34rapidly the missile circles the earth
03:36but bleep knows it is doomed to crash in only a matter of minutes
03:41closer and closer it sweeps until suddenly
03:44it is skimming the ocean in a headlong dash towards zero zero island itself
03:50in a flash bleep streaks into action
03:57with his powerful jarro blades
03:59he whips up a windstorm of hurricane force
04:02slowing the sputnik to a gentle stop
04:05the dazed scratch
04:10is safe at last
04:12now with the speed of light
04:16the colonel hurriedly gathers an arm load of hornet nests
04:20in an instant the satellite is transformed
04:23into a powerful buzz bomb
04:26with a mighty huff
04:28the angry spaceman sends it spinning back to its launching base
04:33in spagovia
04:36the gleeful villains happily catch their returning sputnik
04:41see i told you the test was a big success
04:48my galley you're right
04:50but what's all these buzzing cousins
04:53oh what's the different
04:56open it up
04:58inside the sputniks
05:01is waiting the just rewards
05:05for the future rulers of all the world
05:16and that's the real story
05:19of how bleep turned an apparent victory
05:23into a stinging defeat
05:26and that's the millions of animals
05:35if you have it
05:36to возвращ everybody
05:40with no protection
05:42you
05:43you
05:44go to
05:45boys
05:47you
05:48go to
05:53me
