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00:00:01Wenger left

00:00:12Oh cute

00:00:14Come on, Physics

00:00:16All of you are fine

00:00:18big

00:00:19Your Excellency, sir

00:00:21What is it that has blessed you in the first place?

00:00:23Are you here to take care of his children's belongings or what?

00:00:25Who is in your arms?

00:00:27Oh, you are so big and yet so small

00:00:28What, grandfather? I don't know where you are, Jadid.

00:00:30This is Jaidi

00:00:31Is this coming?

00:00:32What's up, boss?

00:00:35Sorry

00:00:36Go to sleep

00:00:37When the harem comes, it will be okay

00:00:39Okay, boss

00:00:40Boom ya

00:00:42Oh, boss, didn't I tell you to sleep?

00:00:43Oh, boss, I didn't come back

00:00:45I am very sorry, boss, you didn't go home

00:00:48Why didn't you go to your house?

00:00:49Who was at the night club yesterday?

00:00:51Qani

00:00:52I saw the passerby

00:00:53Qani

00:00:54And I saw it

00:00:55You are still Qani

00:00:56for him?

00:00:57I swear, it's not me, sir, that's why I'm blind to everything

00:00:59I told you, Kiyad, if you were my daughter, you would become this scum

00:01:02What's up with you?

00:01:03What should I say, boss?

00:01:04Say the mud is pitch

00:01:05Say Lord of the Lord

00:01:06Okay, boss

00:01:08And you understood that

00:01:09That's the end of the matter

00:01:11You came at the right time

00:01:12I need an assistant with you

00:01:14Ghor Manoush happiness

00:01:16I saw you, big guy

00:01:17I say

00:01:19Stay in charge

00:01:20My leader

00:01:21Leave him alone

00:01:22Leave it, boss

00:01:24Good

00:01:28Leave it, boss

00:01:29Leave it, boss

00:01:31Leave it, boss

00:01:37Leave it, boss

00:01:39Leave it, boss

00:01:41Leave it, boss

00:01:43Leave it, boss

00:01:45Leave it, boss

00:01:47Leave it, boss

00:01:49Leave it, boss

00:01:51Leave it, boss

00:01:53Leave it, boss

00:01:55Leave it, boss

00:01:57Leave it, boss

00:01:59Oh.. Oh big.. And Hassani.. And Hassani.. And Hassani.. What is Hassani really?

00:02:05Everything is bad, big guy... the dizziness... the disaster... the donkey...

00:02:12You know what I miss the most? A gift. I miss it in an unnatural way.

00:02:17Come on.. upstairs.. yes.. sitting upstairs.. sleep on the side.. go upstairs and I will bring you two lemonades

00:02:22Come on.. rot, you son of a bitch.. what's wrong with you.. a monster rooster will eat you alive..

00:02:26I'm sorry.. Do you know who else I miss?

00:02:29Who? Scarecrow.. I miss you so much too.. Is your urine true?.. I heard that.. He got over his death.. Are you serious?

00:02:36And he divorced her.. and I threw her out of the circle like a dog and I can't find a job now..

00:02:41Shame on you.. What brought you here in the first place? Johnny told me that you are working with a guy in America named Justin Bieber

00:02:48No, he is not a freeman.. Oh, no, he is not a flirt.. Rather, I envy their daughters because, I mean, the two are of African descent and brown.

00:02:55No, but Justin is not dark-skinned.

00:02:57They are both actors.

00:02:58No.. Justin is not an actor either..

00:03:00Both are Americans.

00:03:01Justin is not American, Jabin.

00:03:02Monday please

00:03:03No, Justin is not a man anymore.

00:03:04Your tiles are ruined.

00:03:06And neglect your concerns in America.

00:03:08He came to make fun of us.

00:03:09Or I didn't give you my life

00:03:10I didn't die

00:03:11I didn't die

00:03:12I'm free

00:03:13I'm coming here to stay with you until you get tired of me.

00:03:16What are you saying?

00:03:18any..

00:03:19Is Johnny upstairs?

00:03:20above..

00:03:21Look at me..

00:03:22Check it out, I'm sure I'll miss you a lot.

00:03:23I sure miss you..

00:03:24What are you saying?

00:03:25What do you want?

00:03:26Is it possible for you to do this tomorrow?

00:03:28Why do these cute guys do this?

00:03:29Same in eating..

00:03:30I love him..

00:03:31I love him..

00:03:32Look what..

00:03:33Look what..

00:03:34Bye bye..

00:03:39What is the reason for walking? What should I do?

00:03:40any..

00:03:42any..

00:03:48I tell you, Sidonie..

00:03:50Sidonie..

00:03:51Sidonie..

00:03:52Sidonie..

00:03:53any..

00:03:54This is Instagram..

00:03:55It's like a vetboss.

00:03:59That means..

00:04:00This is something..

00:04:01And that's something..

00:04:02But what?

00:04:03almost the same..

00:04:05So, will it be useful to send a message to someone?

00:04:07By email?

00:04:09no..

00:04:10any..

00:04:11any..

00:04:12This is one thing and that is another.

00:04:14Is it ok if I go into the chat room?

00:04:15Talk to someone..

00:04:17I don't understand what you're saying at all.

00:04:18Frankly..

00:04:19But that means...

00:04:20any..

00:04:21I answered you..

00:04:22This is something..

00:04:23This is something..

00:04:24Differences..

00:04:25That means..

00:04:26Wow..

00:04:27Can I have someone open the camera?

00:04:29And I open the camera..

00:04:30You can't download from Instagram.

00:04:32It's not possible.

00:04:33It's not possible.

00:04:34You can't push it.

00:04:35It is not right for me to tell you..

00:04:38Loss..

00:04:39This is for my fame, follower of Safinaz..

00:04:41I want to talk to him privately.

00:04:42Are you following your aunt?

00:04:44My aunt, my lady.

00:04:45Safinaz..

00:04:46Safinaz the dancer..

00:04:47What is this? Is your aunt a belly dancer?

00:04:49Oh my lady Safinaz..

00:04:50Safinaz who is...

00:04:51Who wears this leopard dress?

00:04:52This is so weird..

00:04:54One is wearing a leopard costume.

00:04:56How do you dress like a leopard, Sidonie?

00:04:57Who is this bird?

00:04:59Ha..

00:05:00Ha..

00:05:01Yes..

00:05:02Wearing a print..

00:05:03Brent is like a tiger.

00:05:04Yes..

00:05:11Surprise..

00:05:12If there is Naz..

00:05:13I am Thomas, teacher.

00:05:21What is this?

00:05:22What is it, John?

00:05:23What is the equivalent of this period?

00:05:26How do you want me to meet you, Thomas?

00:05:28How did some of the people I worked with in America meet you?

00:05:30Why? What did I do in America?

00:05:32Wow..

00:05:33This is too sharp to be forgotten.

00:05:34What's up with you?

00:05:35You were with us..

00:05:36Don't talk to Haders like that.

00:05:39This is Royal's son.

00:05:41I don't care from the first file.

00:05:43Oh, and I am Royal.

00:05:44You don't even have another file, Sidonie.

00:05:46No third file..

00:05:47Neither a fourth file nor a fifth..

00:05:48Okay, come on.

00:05:49Okay, together.

00:05:50Johnny, I didn't sell you.

00:05:51I have a job opportunity.

00:05:53It pleases you that your brother Tomasi Giulio has a good job opportunity and he refuses it.

00:05:56Your brother..

00:05:57And brothers, you follow me.

00:05:59You sell your brother..

00:06:00You sell your brother..

00:06:01Why did my movie Titanic II fail?

00:06:03And you go to work with Morgan Freeman..

00:06:05He means that he is a failed actor.

00:06:06You came to ruin it, you dead dog.

00:06:08no..

00:06:09You took the shoes...

00:06:10Johnny..

00:06:11I didn't sell you

00:06:12Even if you think that I sold you..

00:06:14I'm done.

00:06:16I got my rewards.

00:06:17You deserve it..

00:06:18You don't know..

00:06:19Morgan was working on you..

00:06:21any..

00:06:22Oh my God..

00:06:23He was..

00:06:24What was he doing to you?

00:06:25He remembered every day..

00:06:28every day..

00:06:30He was hitting me.

00:06:32How and where did he hit you?

00:06:35With whatever comes to his hand..

00:06:37The worst thing he ever hit me with..

00:06:39This is the carpet's dustpan.

00:06:41Morgan..

00:06:43Hitting you with a rag

00:06:45This talk was in his time in Waili.

00:06:48They have a star and a crescent.

00:06:50You sneeze, come on.

00:06:51He's a liar, Sidonie.

00:06:52Professor Mordan Ferriman..

00:06:53You can't do this.

00:06:54I am the decent person.

00:06:55How and where is Professor Rashuna?

00:06:57This time he speaks the truth.

00:06:58I just watched his movie recently.

00:07:00He was embodying it..

00:07:01Angel's role..

00:07:02I believed him.

00:07:04A clever actor.

00:07:07Morgan..

00:07:08Morgan..

00:07:09A clever actor.

00:07:10But the real Morgan..

00:07:11Not an angel

00:07:12man..

00:07:13man..

00:07:14Humans..

00:07:15Rajab sleeps in a galabiya.

00:07:16There will still be some leftovers in the cup.

00:07:19It's a cigarette day.

00:07:20And he walks in the apartment..

00:07:21He is skimming..

00:07:22I was whipped with a palace whip.

00:07:24You're talking about Morgan..

00:07:26Nor about Morgan's point..

00:07:28This is a broken monster.

00:07:31You don't know how much he asks of me.

00:07:34How much does he ask of you?

00:07:37How much does he ask of you?

00:07:39No, please..

00:07:41Please say we are your brothers.

00:07:43How many statements are there of things under the wraps and he asks me to post what?

00:07:47What were you doing?

00:07:53What were you doing?

00:07:54What were you doing?

00:07:55What were you doing?

00:07:57What were you doing?

00:07:59What were you doing?

00:08:00I like to wear young clothes.

00:08:02And the meaning of all this..

00:08:05Despite everything I did to him..

00:08:08He stole my mobile and my guitar.

00:08:10It's not over, uncle.

00:08:11It's none of our business, neither you nor your family.

00:08:13Come on, when are you ready?

00:08:14I see you closely every first of the month.

00:08:16Come on, get out of there.

00:08:17Sir, come closer.

00:08:18Needs..

00:08:20And I'm getting closer..

00:08:21or..

00:08:22I left it as a lesson.

00:08:25Hey, out..

00:08:28Sari Baba..

00:08:29Sari Sari..

00:08:30or..

00:08:31or..

00:08:32or..

00:08:33or..

00:08:34or..

00:08:35Not close..

00:08:36or..

00:08:38You stab my heart

00:08:40Jess Watt..

00:08:41What..

00:08:42I allow you..

00:08:44I let you

00:08:46Oh

00:08:47Oh

00:08:48Oh

00:08:49Don't touch

00:08:50You don't like my hugs, guys

00:08:54These glasses are nice

00:08:56I miss you

00:09:02Downfalls

00:09:11Hello

00:09:12Yes, Hajj Fantash

00:09:14When I take your word late

00:09:16I just wanted to

00:09:17It means

00:09:18Confirm the sizes with you

00:09:20Ha

00:09:22Once again

00:09:23Look

00:09:24the offer

00:09:25I want it to be at least two and eighty meters

00:09:27Depth

00:09:29Not less than two and forty meters

00:09:31It doesn't matter how long

00:09:32But it must be something sturdy and able to withstand the change.

00:09:35Ha

00:09:36okay

00:09:37Become the last

00:09:39Hello

00:09:40You bring a bucket, why is it big?

00:09:43I do not recommend a guard

00:09:45A large crowd

00:09:46A large crowd

00:09:47for him?

00:09:48Where did Ashraf go?

00:09:49The kid is still here

00:09:50He wants someone to help him

00:09:53Frankly, the man is very strong

00:09:56Why don't you bring a company?

00:09:57Are you kidding me?

00:09:59Do you know how much they take per month?

00:10:01I want to supervise first after I have read three of them

00:10:03Sometimes he eats it and sometimes he eats from the grass on the ground.

00:10:06I know you

00:10:07I'm thinking of bringing the Watts, my hero

00:10:09My hero's creek?

00:10:10This is very strong

00:10:12And his brain is like this

00:10:13I know you are upset, you can kill him normally

00:10:16I'm still thinking, I haven't made a decision

00:10:18Why don't you bring the watts?

00:10:20Who is this?

00:10:22I swear to God

00:10:24Who was Maasi Jonah in the American football team?

00:10:29This is this, Abouber

00:10:31Do you know that?

00:10:32He has a babysitter

00:10:34I am poor, my dear

00:10:44This is an hour ago, natural gas entered the country

00:10:47Which does not change the prophecy today

00:10:48Oh stupid, why don't you tell us?

00:10:50It is collected on the tube

00:10:52Don't worry, I'll give you Eid gifts and a birthday

00:10:54Oh, my love, Dina is capable. You didn't bring a plot, you ungrateful person.

00:11:01Let him come back tomorrow

00:11:03I will bring his reason with him

00:11:05Interview work

00:11:06okay

00:11:15There is no limit

00:11:16Free world

00:11:17Two bears

00:11:19Tanks

00:11:20Tankyu Man

00:11:21There is not even any Hanga Sabbat here in Mazaria other than this rotten abyss

00:11:26It's not reasonable

00:11:27After all the absence that I changed for you

00:11:29Percy Thomas

00:11:31Persea

00:11:32I also want two spoons of sugar, Sidonie.

00:11:34They don't cost you anything

00:11:35What is this nonsense?

00:11:37You are crazy, son.

00:11:38Tea bag

00:11:40You know I only take two

00:11:42I put sugar on you, Sayedoni, so you didn't shout at him

00:11:44Because he put it first, you put it last

00:11:46If you had put it first, I would have upset him

00:11:48Strong retarded

00:11:51I will not drink tea

00:11:53You are right Thomas

00:11:56I mean, since I came here, people really haven't been going out.

00:11:59But I know that after you whistled

00:12:01I stayed

00:12:03New Johnny

00:12:04This is completely new

00:12:05I mean I'm still going down

00:12:06Yes, I see people living their lives

00:12:08I mean, I'm still a local

00:12:10countryman

00:12:11wow

00:12:12I noticed that some people here go out

00:12:17But going out here is very strange

00:12:18They go out to eat

00:12:20Strange, right?

00:12:21I mean, what should I tell you?

00:12:22Let's go out to eat at Makkah

00:12:24Let's go out and eat at Kentaga

00:12:26Let's go out and eat

00:12:28Life is like this

00:12:29Oh okay

00:12:30So here I have an idea

00:12:32Solid

00:12:33Indian

00:12:34What's up?

00:12:35The idea

00:12:37that I

00:12:38What's up?

00:12:39I will open

00:12:40place

00:12:41Yes

00:12:42Say it

00:12:43Koshary

00:12:44God be upon you, my master, God be upon you

00:12:46Enough, enough, enough, enough

00:12:47Why are you making fun of me, you stupid person?

00:12:49What is koshary and what is Johnny's?

00:12:50This is a very old and traditional idea.

00:12:52It's not traditional, but it's successful

00:12:54By the way

00:12:56Take it from a local guy

00:12:58here

00:12:59People eat koshary more than chicken

00:13:02Batabbit eats wet bread

00:13:03Johnny my love people need it new

00:13:05I expect you to make them the koshary they eat every day.

00:13:07When you make them a car, they run away and that's it.

00:13:12Yes, yes, yes, what does that mean?

00:13:14Yes yes

00:13:15Yes, yes, this is the idea for the second project that I am proud of.

00:13:16any

00:13:17Oh my God, I was thinking about it

00:13:18But what should I study?

00:13:20Johnny, you think like them now

00:13:21You started thinking like them

00:13:22Because you are with them all the time

00:13:24Don't think out of the box anymore

00:13:25Pension or else the one who rides will send me the box

00:13:27There is nothing left, my son

00:13:28Don't get caught, Sidonie

00:13:30What's wrong with me? I want to be locked up, Khatamalak

00:13:32You are right, Sidonie

00:13:33Don't tell me the truth

00:13:35Or agree with me on anything

00:13:36maybe

00:13:37You are leading me to failure

00:13:38My reader failed me for two years because of you

00:13:40I am Sidonie

00:13:41Johnny Spike

00:13:42Think think think

00:13:44Look

00:13:45There was another idea, really.

00:13:47I was thinking of opening a closed room

00:13:50It is not reasonable that she is selling here.

00:13:51Still not a good idea

00:13:53I thought like you at first

00:13:54The solid sells its name

00:13:55Like the butcher

00:13:56I was thinking of selling to a butcher

00:13:57He doesn't sell meat

00:13:59Oh no, look

00:14:00Oh oh oh

00:14:01This solid was not

00:14:02He sells cow intestines

00:14:04Oh oh oh

00:14:05I know the man who walks with her

00:14:06They cut it and boil it.

00:14:07Oh, the devil

00:14:09All these things are cut off.

00:14:10They steal it from you for something

00:14:11any

00:14:11They cut off all the heads of cows

00:14:13And they shave it for her

00:14:14And they hang it outside the shop.

00:14:15They eat these things

00:14:17Yes

00:14:17Will you stay?

00:14:19Excuse me, Mr. Thomas

00:14:20No F word here

00:14:22This is a family place.

00:14:23There are respectable people there.

00:14:24Not all of them are like this cake

00:14:25What are you saying?

00:14:26I don't listen to anyone but you

00:14:27You're done

00:14:28Your turn is over

00:14:30Johnny

00:14:31I have the idea now

00:14:32Who will move you and this animal?

00:14:40Sushi Bar

00:14:41God Almighty covered

00:14:42bar

00:14:43What's wrong with you, my brother?

00:14:45Or cut it, Sidonie

00:14:46It's not because he looks alike

00:14:47Horde mail says it's winter

00:14:48no

00:14:49There is a difference between the two

00:14:50And then sushi bar

00:14:51It means a fish shop

00:14:53It doesn't mean bar

00:14:54No, no, no

00:14:55It means fish shop

00:14:57You stay awake, Sidonie

00:15:01I will not get to know you again

00:15:03Go out

00:15:04I told you, you're ok

00:15:05overland

00:15:06Let's go

00:15:07Okay, I'm sorry, Sidonie.

00:15:08No need to be rude, I don't want to be sorry

00:15:09Come on Hades

00:15:10Sorry, Sayedoni

00:15:11Come on, my dear, God is with you

00:15:12You are the one who is left alone

00:15:17I don't care, Sidonie

00:15:19But for the sake of those who live with the salt between us

00:15:21I'll tell you sharp

00:15:22And then you don't see anything else

00:15:23okay

00:15:24What do you think?

00:15:27We open a sushi bar

00:15:28Come on son

00:15:29Let's go

00:15:30bar

00:15:35Thank you for coming back

00:15:38Some of you continued to the great

00:15:41Let him come in

00:15:42You are the one who is making this sound

00:15:53greenish

00:15:55In the sound of something breathing

00:15:58Announced

00:16:01Say, O Ba'ath

00:16:03any

00:16:04What are you doing?

00:16:05Imagination

00:16:06Yes

00:16:08You are news, you are coming here

00:16:10What do you do?

00:16:12any

00:16:12What are you doing here?

00:16:14I didn't tell you

00:16:16What does that mean?

00:16:18Or she told me

00:16:20You have a great soul

00:16:22And he resolved to speak and carry it out

00:16:24No no

00:16:25No no

00:16:26There is nothing less

00:16:28I don't leave the niche

00:16:30Okay, I sent you

00:16:32You are coming to work as a watchman

00:16:36Folding

00:16:36What are you doing here?

00:16:38A large crowd

00:16:39beautiful

00:16:40I ask you a few questions

00:16:43Based on your answer

00:16:44I will see if I can accept you for the job or not

00:16:48When you were young

00:16:50When did you first discover

00:16:52Your sense of security is high

00:16:57I have always felt low

00:17:00All my life, I have never felt sorry for anyone

00:17:03I didn't feel this way

00:17:05Maxont Hasak

00:17:06It doesn't matter to me, it doesn't matter to me

00:17:08I seek forgiveness from Allah the Almighty, O Lord

00:17:10Another question

00:17:12You are like your own

00:17:14If I buried you in this job

00:17:16Where do you see yourself in five years?

00:17:19In Mazareta, where should I go?

00:17:22I can't stop crying

00:17:23I don't want to cry

00:17:25I don't like the place

00:17:26Cut me the tears

00:17:27crying

00:17:29Where do you see yourself in your career?

00:17:32Watercress?

00:17:33We did not plant watercress this year

00:17:36Where are we planted?

00:17:38He answered him

00:17:39We are cooking stuffed vegetables

00:17:40Scoop for you

00:17:41What's my hand? What's my hand? What's my hand?

00:17:43What's wrong?

00:17:44What is your offer?

00:17:45Your home is ruined

00:17:46What are you saying, my hand?

00:17:48I told you to send me a CV with you

00:17:51But it is clear from your stupidity

00:17:54I didn't send anyone with you

00:17:55any

00:17:56any

00:17:57I brought it with me

00:17:58any

00:17:59any

00:18:00any

00:18:01any

00:18:02Put it on the CD too

00:18:03I don't know

00:18:04I don't know how

00:18:05What did he bring this from?

00:18:06From the head of the library

00:18:08I told him, give me your big master

00:18:14big

00:18:16CD

00:18:17How do you work in it?

00:18:19This is it

00:18:20any

00:18:21They hang him in front of the ugly car

00:18:24As a kind of entertainment

00:18:25any

00:18:26Tropicalization

00:18:27And the bloons too

00:18:28Folding

00:18:29Blonise

00:18:32Listen to me

00:18:34Just for your mother's sake

00:18:36I will keep you with me for 48 hours and put you under surveillance

00:18:41I need you for 48 hours

00:18:43Focus with me

00:18:45Open your mind well

00:18:48Leave your home, what are you doing? What are you doing?

00:18:50You didn't tell me

00:18:52Open your mind

00:18:53Go outside

00:18:54What's outside?

00:18:55What's outside?

00:18:56Out oh oh

00:19:06It remains a pain that is inflicted on us twice

00:19:10Militants

00:19:14wow

00:19:16When I imagined the subject

00:19:17no

00:19:18no

00:19:20Sushi Bar at Al Mazareta

00:19:23I love you so much Johnny

00:19:24You are open-minded and you get the idea.

00:19:26The creative masterpiece

00:19:27Even if it's not an idea

00:19:29Ask me

00:19:31By the way, the idea is my idea

00:19:33I will tell you how

00:19:34I am the one who said

00:19:35We want to start a project in Mazareta

00:19:37And I specified that it is a food place

00:19:38Whatever idea you are going to say is my idea

00:19:41Okay, okay, Johnny

00:19:42Okay, Johnny

00:19:43Okay, Johnny is back, guys.

00:19:45Did you feel it?

00:19:46Yes, of course

00:19:47Look, let me tell you like a retarded person named Haders

00:19:51Johnny

00:19:52You are right, Johnny

00:19:54Yes, he is dead. Don't be afraid. I won't get you into trouble like him.

00:19:56You said it right this time

00:19:59By the way, I will come in a few minutes

00:20:01yeah

00:20:02I had a really good idea one time.

00:20:17For the store name and for advertising

00:20:18Say it

00:20:19Shop name: Johnny Sushi

00:20:20I don't like people naming their shops or places after themselves.

00:20:24What does it mean like the perfume shop of Hajja Abdullah and Sons and Partners?

00:20:28There is no point in the countries

00:20:30Did you see?

00:20:31This means that everyone knows that this shop belongs to Abdullah, his sons and partners.

00:20:35exactly

00:20:36He didn't add anything

00:20:37Why are these companies listed as partners and not as Abdullah?

00:20:40I don't know

00:20:41Let's get back to the topic. Let's get back to the topic.

00:20:43The idea of advertising remains

00:20:44Yes

00:20:45Take it

00:20:46Come on now

00:20:47Very large panners, olives, and mazzarella.

00:20:50okay

00:20:51Everywhere

00:20:52In my picture

00:20:53Profile

00:20:54But the right, not the left. The right is better.

00:20:56The best is not the north for me

00:20:57I work like this

00:20:58And he acted like a genie, it became more and more difficult

00:21:01And take Moonlight

00:21:03Waria

00:21:04Big lion Bizagr

00:21:07Waria

00:21:09Loneliness may

00:21:11My price is about me

00:21:13You won't eat with people

00:21:14What are you going to eat?

00:21:15No, I won't eat

00:21:16Oh, she ate it

00:21:17When?

00:21:18Sobky did her work and everyone behind her worried about her

00:21:20The idea is not just Johnny

00:21:22Nowadays, advertising has evolved.

00:21:23People are now advertising on Facebook

00:21:24On YouTube

00:21:25And social media is what's coming

00:21:26Don't show them off

00:21:28lion of Bezqar

00:21:29Bizker?

00:21:30Bizkar

00:21:31Your closeness is gone

00:21:33Bizkar

00:21:34What does "Bizqar" mean?

00:21:35This is a voice

00:21:36The sound of the lion roaring

00:21:37The lion is roaring

00:21:38The water is gurgling

00:21:40The horse is easy

00:21:42The eye is gushing

00:21:44What a terrible idea, honestly.

00:21:46When will you start?

00:21:47The weather is coming down on me

00:21:49Just make sure you have the budget I have with me

00:21:50Do you have a money problem? Financing?

00:21:52No, the money is still there, thank God

00:21:54The whole idea is that if I had something back

00:21:56I will be the predecessor from the people of my brother's side

00:21:58What's up with people?

00:21:59People's party? Brothers

00:22:03One time

00:22:04This is what makes people sad

00:22:05Orange like this and their hair is pepper and he has and...

00:22:08brotherhood

00:22:09Camus about

00:22:10No, of course not.

00:22:11You know?

00:22:12Know

00:22:13There is no one in the whole world who does not know Mr. Hazal Qawm

00:22:15This is from the peel of the characters on the whole world

00:22:17Never mind

00:22:19I was dying to say hello to him on his Oscars afterportrait

00:22:21Did you attend the Oscars?

00:22:22Yes, my dear, he is a great friend of Morgan's.

00:22:24Morgan Freeman?

00:22:25Yes, Morgan Freeman

00:22:26Yes, Morgan Freeman

00:22:27Is Mr. Hazal Qoum here in Mazareta?

00:22:31existing?

00:22:33No, I swear

00:22:46In life, I am very happy that I met you, Mr. Hazal Qom

00:22:50This means that he is very stubborn. Why am I sitting and having dinner with you in the same style?

00:22:55I mean, I don't block myself out with Salah.

00:22:57May God keep you, Uncle Thomas

00:22:59Aren't we thankful, uncle?

00:23:00yeah

00:23:01I mean, we all have nine children, be careful

00:23:04And it starts from the same plate

00:23:06I mean, I am your mother

00:23:07You taught me something true

00:23:09She told me to stay high

00:23:10In an ordinary palace

00:23:12You still stay downtown Iris with all the people of the lining

00:23:15The mother is the foundation of society

00:23:17Oxilapoly

00:23:19What's up Johnny?

00:23:20Okay, since we are dealing with such a big businessman

00:23:23Why don't we consult him about our lost cause?

00:23:26Where is this businessman?

00:23:28The people are bored

00:23:30Yes

00:23:32Are you hiding anything?

00:23:36By the way, you can consult me about anything.

00:23:39Can I talk to you about my experience in the field of business and mechanical systems?

00:23:46The most honest experience

00:23:48What do we have to do, Johnny?

00:23:49good

00:23:51generally

00:23:52I had a great idea

00:23:55Hala, the idea of the Hala project is really great. Bravo Ali.

00:23:58Bravo Ali

00:23:59This idea is from a project I want to open here in Mazareta.

00:24:03If this project is implemented, it will be a great project, my daughter.

00:24:08Sushi

00:24:11It's time for you, uncle, to bring up this subject. It's better to hamstring it.

00:24:14any?

00:24:15I mean, Istanta

00:24:17What is the longest time?

00:24:18It means coming

00:24:19Oh my God

00:24:20What is this custom, my son?

00:24:22Frankly speaking, this is disgusting

00:24:23They invited me to Japan the last time I visited Japan they invited me to Japan

00:24:26Do you know what its components are?

00:24:28They accept, may God forgive him, his engagement is healthy as it is

00:24:32It is stuffed with a healthy, cold, and still fresh water.

00:24:35Then he brings him the knife, Tawter, and he is active.

00:24:37Armod in octopus Armod in octopus Armod in octopus Armod in octopus

00:24:40He takes the first woman, sprinkles some rose water on her, and puts her eyes on it.

00:24:43And the one who has a leaf in it and a black chain like this that makes two legs

00:24:47I need to know something else, honestly.

00:24:48This project will definitely be a success, uncle.

00:24:50People I love eating raki

00:24:52They love testicles, so be careful with the trotters.

00:24:57The pulpit fashion

00:24:59Minbar?

00:25:01You're grabbing sushi and you're telling me Manbar?

00:25:04What is the pulpit wrapped in?

00:25:06Shashtabi? What is Misrin?

00:25:08Oh uncle, you are disintegrating, oh uncle, the round is next to this, oh uncle, and stay Egyptian like this and the people

00:25:11Nothing will happen here except the people's project

00:25:14For example, if you make a bean cart for them, be careful.

00:25:17Koshary Arabic

00:25:19Bravo Mist Al-Hazza Al-Qawm Bravo

00:25:22See? See jaw? See what marketing lice are doing?

00:25:26What kind of marketing is it capable of?

00:25:28Are you finished, hypocrite?

00:25:29Didn't you take a strike before and tell me to imitate you?

00:25:32Oh, oh, but look at the way it's said, Mr. Haza Al-Qawm

00:25:36The way Mr. Haza Al-Qawm says it is a way that makes ideas like this strong.

00:25:41What is the way?? What is the way he said it? I mean, what is the way he said it on film?

00:25:49Hey hey hey koshary hey hey hey

00:25:52God forgive you, uncle. We are not grateful.

00:25:55Aren't you thankful for your husband? By the way, you might have a baby boy. Come on, uncle, and his color is orange.

00:26:00Sorry, sorry Mr. Hazalqum, sorry, sorry, that's it, that's it

00:26:04Johnny Telegram: What do we benefit from this man, his experiences, his ideas, and the masterpiece?

00:26:08Go ahead, go ahead and say it, by the way, about the ideas we mentioned.

00:26:11I won't say it's about ads or anything

00:26:13I heard it well, I was wrong

00:26:16I'm wasting my time talking nonsense. I'm sitting here creating a holocaust of ideas. I'm walking.

00:26:21Yes, Johnny

00:26:22No, I'm going to sleep. I'll get my fang and come back.

00:26:26I will come to you ready to tell you to implement the crazy ideas that I will come up with

00:26:31Okay Johnny

00:26:39I am very nervous

00:26:41Zina

00:26:44I myself do not pay

00:26:46We made it with you

00:27:00Why doesn't this shit come back?

00:27:02Okay Thomas

00:27:03I am Houari

00:27:04music

00:27:18music

00:27:20music

00:27:21music

00:27:22Johnny

00:27:22music

00:27:24What?

00:27:26So you're not just a thief

00:27:28No, I am a thief

00:27:30You know very well that you stole my idea

00:27:32The idea of the Koshori poster shop is your idea and you sent it to the people

00:27:35What is this roof reaction? What is this? What does it mean? What?

00:27:38Is there a camera filming us? Is there a camera filming us right now?

00:27:40Who are you acting for?

00:27:42When the first idea came to you, what did you do?

00:27:44It came back to break in all my fireplaces

00:27:46And you tell me a traditional idea

00:27:48And in the end, you sold it, you money dog?

00:27:50For whom?

00:27:51No, your brother is the first and last one who made this people sad?

00:27:53What do you mean by "I want it"?

00:27:54And then, sorry Johnny, sorry, I'm so sorry, but I have to tell you this.

00:27:58You

00:28:00You lack confidence in your ideas

00:28:02Yes, you lack confidence in your ideas.

00:28:04Because the man is the first to know about the subject

00:28:07Wind from the port all the way without a man

00:28:09practical man

00:28:10My work is my work, huh? practical

00:28:13My work sells itself for money, huh? My work

00:28:16Pav Mani's question

00:28:18I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, I let you in through the dizzying door when I came back

00:28:22I should have fired you

00:28:24Kick you out like Morgan Freeman

00:28:26I kicked you out like a dog

00:28:28You can't work with anyone but Steven Seagal.

00:28:31A silly person like you

00:28:33No, you're from Titanic.

00:28:37Are you lending me your movies?

00:28:38Your movies?

00:28:39Johnny, don't make this movie any worse. It's a failure.

00:28:43okay

00:28:45Fine

00:28:46Fine

00:28:47Do you know that bag that you just packed?

00:28:49You saved me two-thirds of the way.

00:28:51Thomas?

00:28:54Take it, you won't get bored outside

00:28:56The undermining

00:28:58But dizziness no Johnny

00:29:00You don't have the right to kick me out?

00:29:01I have never seen such nonsense in my life

00:29:03I did not see

00:29:04You really can't work with anyone but Steven Seagal.

00:29:07This is my house, why do you want to stick to it?

00:29:10May Dorfrin?

00:29:12Look, I didn't reply to you

00:29:15I don't even mean it, but I know that if I don't reply to you, you'll be acting the same inside

00:29:19I am sitting here as the new assistant to the mother's party.

00:29:25okay?

00:29:37Bigger! Bigger! Bigger!

00:29:41Where can I get some tea so I can reply to you?

00:29:44I want it!

00:29:46It's done

00:29:47I came to cancel the sea

00:29:49God bless you, sir

00:29:51Of course

00:29:53Take my hand, you idiot

00:29:55any

00:29:57Listen to me, Zik

00:29:59Your year is a gift. You say that there are things that are lost in the roundabout.

00:30:03Dishes of decay

00:30:05Forks, knives, and other things

00:30:07The gun needs Yany

00:30:09My hand has been cut off. Someone has been charged with this.

00:30:11You are definitely not the thief

00:30:13The thief must be smart

00:30:15You are the roof of your house, there is no separation in it

00:30:17The one who makes inferences

00:30:19You publish it and it has no value at all

00:30:21I remember that these things were built in

00:30:23The floor opens and you will find the dishes

00:30:25Take it, you retard

00:30:27Is it?

00:30:29I'm done talking

00:30:31Oh my father

00:30:33Forced, forced

00:30:35I am sure that I am your mother's gift

00:30:39It may be that Nasser is imagining these things.

00:30:41You put it in a drawer or something, Nasser

00:30:43But still for the sake of the cadres

00:30:45Your uncle is opening up to you

00:30:47And stopped in front of the roundabout

00:30:49If we grow up

00:30:51I grow

00:30:53I want you to press it and Al-Jabhani

00:31:03Why are you standing, Talah?

00:31:05As for me, I don't know if I said I'm done talking

00:31:07I'm done talking

00:31:09Oh, you are so stubborn

00:31:11Who is knocking?

00:31:13who?

00:31:15Who is knocking?

00:31:17Oh my eyes

00:31:19Who is knocking?

00:31:21who?

00:31:25Who is knocking?

00:31:27who?

00:31:29Who is knocking?

00:31:31Oh my eyes

00:31:33Oh my eyes

00:31:35For God's sake, when you are young, when someone knocks on the back, you open the doors. Who is knocking?

00:31:39Hafez, don't you understand?

00:31:41No, I don't care about my father

00:31:42Do you want my dad?

00:31:43I tell him, who is it?

00:31:45Your performance is strong, Hades.

00:31:47Strong? Why are you acting like this?

00:31:49I came to make up with you and I know that you are upset

00:31:51And I get mad at you, Sidonie?

00:31:53Because you scared me?

00:31:54What's wrong with you?

00:31:55You've scattered me, Sidonie

00:31:56I didn't bother you

00:31:57Look who made you angry when you were little, I have no shame

00:31:59You are the one who made me sad, Sidonie

00:32:01Who bothered you?

00:32:02What does it mean to upset you anyway?

00:32:03It means Tartany

00:32:04Delayed

00:32:06Why don't you say that, uncle?

00:32:08No more talk that has two possible meanings?

00:32:09Anyway, I'm upset, Sidonie.

00:32:11You are not a big friend

00:32:13The country's notables

00:32:15And us

00:32:16We are the poor farmers

00:32:17Your kind workers

00:32:19Who let you in

00:32:20We come in, we feed you, and we wipe your clothes. Wash yourself in it. Don’t forget yourself, O teacher, not for the sake of…

00:32:27Geta Saleh, I will make you happy. Anyway, take it. I'm sorry. What is this, Sidon? You are...

00:32:38It is suitable for Shiha, he is really oh, you can spread it between me and you, between you and me

00:32:47I mean, deep down, I know that you have a bit of animalism and are a bit low. I mean, I was going to bring you the truth, the thing to eat.

00:32:54I didn't find anything like that at all. They all have something the size of a red brick and a pencil case. It's called a red ghost candlestick.

00:33:04Oh, I was dying, my lady, on time to be more elegant

00:33:09Look, I wanted to make it a shortcut to make up with you and say I'm sorry for making you feel uncomfortable.

00:33:25Come on, let's open a new page and my assistant will remain here

00:33:31But I have conditions, Sidonie, to deter your sister.

00:33:35Excuse me, what do you want me to do? Sister, what do you want me to bring you a whole load of nurses, complete with Solvanto and his corpse?

00:33:45No, no, no, the first thing I want you to do is add to this salary network, like the opinion network, the salary network, Sidonie

00:33:53What does it mean? The internet is slack. Okay, okay, I agree.

00:34:01Is there anyone else, Sidon, who needs comprehensive health insurance?

00:34:05Look, I don't know who is cheating on you because it's not at all appropriate for your character.

00:34:11But okay, I agree. Your insurance and that of your entire family is with Dr. Rabie. It won't cost more than thirty-six pounds. Okay, without...

00:34:17Ok, I'm not an order, Sayed. I want you every Thursday, and a tear takes me to Saqet El Sawy.

00:34:23Oh, you who were born here and forgot about you, what kind of leg? Sawy’s leg? You’re going to study and act silly.

00:34:31Who do you see there and who are you following? No, no, no, I'm going to watch Cario Key.

00:34:37What kind of Kariyo? What kind of Kariyo was that? Where were you in the square?

00:34:45Who were they long ago? I knew them? I knew them

00:34:49Basla, I love Amir Eid or Ya Sayedoni, and I would give him Strepsils or Denzel Washington because of his voice.

00:34:55Good for you, Haders. Good for you, my love. Good for you.

00:34:59Ok, Dale, I am coming, Sidonie

00:35:02Imported, you animal. If you fail in English again, believe me.

00:35:06Your story annoys me, Sidonie

00:35:09Your story is my story

00:35:15music

00:35:25music

00:35:27music

00:35:29music

00:35:31music

00:35:38music

00:35:41The people are bored

00:35:43Oh, sorry, I called you but I couldn't hear my mobile because of the traffic.

00:35:46No, no, I didn't go to the market. It's too crowded for our shop.

00:35:50I don't know how to talk to you and I don't know how to stop at all

00:35:53Oh, I want to

00:35:56Oh, this means it is worth twenty and twenty thousand

00:36:00What's up, Azawoud?

00:36:03Ok, no problem

00:36:05okay

00:36:06Okay, Mr. Hazalqum

00:36:07Don't be afraid, Mr. Hazalqum

00:36:08Don't be afraid?

00:36:09I am here

00:36:10okay

00:36:11okay

00:36:12Bye

00:36:15Rose milk is available at the store's expense for all regular customers.

00:36:24Firas

00:36:25Firas

00:36:28But your right

00:36:30his right

00:36:31balmy?

00:36:32Did you see how the shop was filled with customers?

00:36:33yeah

00:36:34It's clear that the frown is on the inside, Sidonie

00:36:36I will send a cheetah

00:36:37any

00:36:38What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? Help me get rid of them.

00:36:40Not to eat from them

00:36:42Do you need something, Sayed?

00:36:44Think with me

00:36:45Think how

00:36:46Why are all these shrews walking?

00:36:48What are these shrews?

00:36:49People who are sitting

00:36:50Customers

00:36:51Their name is Al-Zabain?

00:36:52yeah

00:36:53By the way, Zababin brought

00:36:56any

00:36:57Aren't they a kiosk, Sidonie?

00:36:58yeah

00:36:59We will buy all the rice in Egypt

00:37:01Then they won't come and make a mess of you

00:37:02They have to make pasta

00:37:03And people laugh at them

00:37:04I have a better idea

00:37:05Go, Sidonie

00:37:06We buy all the clothes in Egypt

00:37:08They have no clothes, so they don't go down

00:37:10They have no customers

00:37:20We are the same, Sidonie

00:37:21What's wrong with you, you retard?

00:37:23Where do I get the money to buy all the rice in Egypt?

00:37:25Oh, you are craving it, Sidonie

00:37:27Travel to Germany and have a little fun

00:37:29When you become a billionaire, you can buy all the rice in Egypt.

00:37:32When I become a billionaire

00:37:34Why should I compete with a koshary shop?

00:37:36Oh, because you are one of them. Your model is coming without a brain.

00:37:40Oh, that's what makes you think. Oh, Sayedoni, I don't have to be sorry for that.

00:37:44Because you are vulgar and your ideas are vulgar, I feel sorry for you. Okay, I have an idea, Adam.

00:37:51The first one, or even a semi-first one, I'll give you the coupon, by the way, Sidonie

00:37:56It is not useful to scare people. My thoughts are wrong regarding Operation Brainstorm.

00:38:01What's left is basically for us to storm around with. Don't be afraid to do what Amos does to me.

00:38:07They don't sell koshary, Sayed. Yes, we will collect all the macaroni in

00:38:13The country doesn't have enough macaroni to make koshary and they have to make rice only.

00:38:16And then people will laugh at them. So, do you want me to hit you in front of people?

00:38:20I am extending my hand and your signs in the display. Why, Sidon, do you separate my hands from the first?

00:38:25No, the first one was rose, this was macarona. It is forbidden for you, it is forbidden for you, that is, that is, a small salvation by your pledge

00:38:34Do you see the one who stops at the store over there? What is written on it?

00:38:46For the management, I understand you, Sidon, I understand you. We will collect all the lentils in

00:38:53The country and we value this store and store it in it, you shut up completely until the end of your life with me

00:38:58Aren't you the one who shuts up and opens the nets until we die or you die? I will deal with them

00:39:07According to the well-known Egyptian method, when a juice shop opens, it opens next to it a “pretty, not good” thing.

00:39:15What's wrong with you, Sayed? Don't bother. What shop is he opening next door to?

00:39:20Juice is also right, and the nation is a mobile phone store that opens next to it. What store?

00:39:25Mobile phones too, what did they open? What kind of koshary shop? What kind of people are we? Oh, right?

00:39:34Sironi, it is true that we must collect all the chains in the market so that they do not find

00:39:38The chain makes koshary and people talk about it

00:39:45music

00:39:46music

00:39:48music

00:39:59music

00:40:29Haders

00:40:39Bur, Sidonie

00:40:41You are a failed manager

00:40:43Why, Sidonie?

00:40:44Because the shop has no customers, Hadras

00:40:47No customers

00:40:48There are no customers, how is it, Sidoni? There is no place for emptiness.

00:40:51Look at me well

00:40:53Look

00:40:54one

00:40:55Two

00:40:57No customers

00:40:59No matter how empty the notebook is, what should we do, Sidonie?

00:41:01Oh, I have an idea

00:41:03We can go

00:41:05For any failed store

00:41:07Failed, oh what a failed store

00:41:09It is definitely a shame that he has too many extra notebooks.

00:41:11It means they were blown away

00:41:13Anything to benefit him

00:41:15Where are these shops, Sidon? I don't see anything at all.

00:41:17Oh, since you don't see anything at all

00:41:19Do you see the ruin I mean?

00:41:21any

00:41:23I smell bad

00:41:25I am thinking of something to bring to the municipality

00:41:27Nablat

00:41:29And we go down

00:41:31And we go out with another attachment

00:41:33For this store, there must be another store, of course, here too

00:41:35Because the pressure is too much, Haders, it's too much

00:41:37My phone doesn't turn off

00:41:39All people are proud to reserve a good idea, Sayedoni

00:41:41Yes

00:41:43Salem

00:41:45What is it, Sidonie?

00:41:47Take it, Salem

00:41:49What do you want, my son?

00:41:51Are you a butcher, my son, or do you work in beekeeping?

00:41:53I don't understand you

00:41:55I'm not telling you that you failed

00:41:57Why aren't you wearing a uniform like the others?

00:41:59There are no treatments for this uniform, Sidonie.

00:42:03I tried to open the dragon on each other

00:42:05Okay, okay, you're gone

00:42:07There is a hundred workshops near the ruins there

00:42:11This is empty

00:42:13yeah

00:42:17He brought the tray

00:42:19Here is this number, uncle

00:42:21By the way, check out my rickshaw

00:42:23I can't hold you back

00:42:25Driving the enemy of the shop, oh my

00:42:27I surrounded you in the heart of the poster and the chest of Nabil Assad

00:42:29Yes

00:42:30What did you gain for us, my Prophet's prayers?

00:42:31I didn't win anything, the shop is empty

00:42:33It does not contain any excess

00:42:35My whole life is sad

00:42:37Forgive them, they are just drunkards who gave them water to drink

00:42:39Their shop is running smoothly, God willing.

00:42:41Whatever it is

00:42:43Since the core in the abdomen

00:42:45I have finally figured out the problem

00:42:47The problem is the taste

00:42:49This is the delicious food that they practically eat.

00:42:51A gift is what Illal is for

00:42:53So what should I do now?

00:42:55I brought you something in this sheep that the bats walk in with their friends

00:42:57Who says, "Oh, how beautiful!"

00:42:59Authorized Zalqoum

00:43:01The solution is in branding

00:43:03I ask forgiveness of God Almighty

00:43:05I have never drunk alcohol, brandy, or anything like that.

00:43:08What will solve the problem?

00:43:09What does branding mean?

00:43:11It means a trade name.

00:43:13Brand

00:43:14I mean, their mountain is dried peel

00:43:15No, no, I didn't mean that.

00:43:16I mean

00:43:18The point is that you have two assertive ones in front of you, for example.

00:43:22One brand, one non-brand

00:43:23Which one are you going to buy?

00:43:24Lotfi

00:43:25Lotfi Min

00:43:26Oh, it's a solid piece.

00:43:28Slippery slope

00:43:30I had one of them and I still call her Babsa to this day.

00:43:32The original fan is still on Friday and is not stolen

00:43:34Yes, that means you will finally buy Lotfy

00:43:36Which is the brand? The same thing with food.

00:43:38People love famous shops

00:43:40Even if there are shops next to it, it means that it serves the same food.

00:43:43Same topic in the wrap

00:43:44People like things that are famous and make themselves famous.

00:43:48Even if it doesn't matter, my quality doesn't matter

00:43:50I understand you, not just understand you

00:43:52This is what I will miss too

00:43:54Do you know who I know?

00:43:56The whole airport is full of muftis

00:43:58He is the eleventh minister on the idea

00:44:00She is his owner and personal fortune teller.

00:44:02I need you, Sidonie

00:44:04I need you, Sidonie

00:44:06I need you, Sidonie

00:44:08I forgot about you, you have the same habit

00:44:10fishing bit

00:44:12You provide my privacy without any password or tester

00:44:14It is a good news

00:44:16Adel who?

00:44:18Fair news, Sidonie, meaning fair news

00:44:20I don't understand

00:44:21Good news, Sayyiduna

00:44:22It's old news, you'll have to wait an hour to find out

00:44:24What is it? You say

00:44:26Zargoum Square and Thomas worked with us

00:44:30Meaning?

00:44:31I encountered a hotel in the store

00:44:33They came to take down the old flag

00:44:35And they put the sign this, this, this

00:44:37And since then people have been looking for him

00:44:40What's up people?

00:44:41I find it

00:44:42What is this? What does this mean? What are these people like Dalal?

00:44:45People who stick to it don't take it easy

00:44:47No, no, no, no, no

00:44:49What does this mean?

00:44:51People are like this, Sidonie, I mean a lot of people

00:44:53Okay, I said a lot that you did this alone.

00:44:55This can make people understand a lot.

00:44:57I can send this to someone else so you can understand.

00:44:59What do you understand now?

00:45:00Kunafa, for example

00:45:01You are so silly

00:45:03Do it like this, I tell a lot of people

00:45:05Is that it?

00:45:06I hope you can understand someone else too.

00:45:07What do you understand?

00:45:08So you will attend

00:45:09I love you guys talking together

00:45:14They were captured

00:45:15What I understood from you now

00:45:19New. And from that moment on, no one was with us in the shop, and everyone was at their place.

00:45:23A lot. Exactly. Oh. Why? What do they like on a new sign? Oh, buy.

00:45:27One koshary takes two heads of a camel and a bottle of Nabit. No sharp object.

00:45:30Written. This is Abu Tariq. Not Abu Tariq himself. The French fries are...

00:45:35Abu Tariq's shop. What does Adel have to do with it? Abu Tariq sells French fries.

00:45:40I swear, what a delicious koshary, not just any French fries.

00:45:43French fries. I know. What does that have to do with it? French fries, right?

00:45:46The cover name. What is this in my mind, really? You close it, for example.

00:45:53Franchise? What? Who is it, hammers?

00:46:10Oh who is it oh ...

00:46:40How is our shop doing?

00:46:43Aren't you hungry to stand there and say, "There are two free guys, two free guys"?

00:46:47Or the shop remains empty

00:46:49You are a blessing

00:46:50child

00:46:51Are you your own boss or what?

00:46:53How can you talk to me about this tone?

00:46:55I am the owner

00:46:56You are better

00:46:58For one moment

00:46:59Oh my God

00:47:00Is he saying that?

00:47:01Give me your empire?

00:47:03I am done

00:47:05I'm going to work for Abu Tariq

00:47:07The owner of the external grin

00:47:10Oh you are divorced

00:47:11What's up?

00:47:27Okay, Sidonie

00:47:28She sold everything

00:47:30Chairs, tables and everything

00:47:32You are welcome

00:47:33This is the wreckage

00:47:37This is what's left of my dream

00:47:41Who still dreams of me?

00:47:44Oh my millions and years

00:47:47Oh my millions and years, oh my Sidonian

00:47:49These are two weeks

00:47:50You know, I've been dreaming about him for a long time

00:47:53You were inside Tamaghy

00:47:54The shop

00:47:58Who loves him?

00:48:00I gave him my sweat and effort

00:48:02And his daughter, brick by brick

00:48:04This is it, you guys

00:48:06Did you hit someone, Sidonie?

00:48:08The workers' countries are the ones who built, carved and painted

00:48:10And they made every sharp

00:48:12You came once and saw what you did

00:48:14And I walked

00:48:15By the way, I never do this. This is not my stance at all.

00:48:17I stopped in it

00:48:19Why did you stop doing this?

00:48:21Stop doing this

00:48:22I know you are spoiling me

00:48:24And why did you come here anyway?

00:48:25I give you the money

00:48:26Okay, my diet is over now

00:48:30Al-Sayduni

00:48:31Uncle

00:48:33Today is Thursday, my lady

00:48:35Oh my God, what do you want?

00:48:37We are not surprised, Sidonie

00:48:38What surprised us?

00:48:39We are surprised to do this every Thursday

00:48:41Not now

00:48:42Don't be surprised

00:48:43No, no

00:48:44You are the one who brought you to this situation

00:48:46Sidonie

00:48:47Aren't we surprised?

00:48:48Every Thursday you take me to El Sawy Culturewheel

00:48:50Sawy Culturewheel

00:48:52I didn't tell you

00:48:54No, you are rejected

00:48:56You will be unemployed

00:48:58And a failure

00:49:00Exactly like the one who is bothering you

00:49:02enough

00:49:04You and I

00:49:06We will return to our old lives

00:49:08Without work

00:49:10And one returns to the first life

00:49:12You come back before you go to Sakiet El Sawy

00:49:16You go to the waterwheel normally

00:49:18I'm bored with my friends

00:49:19I go back to my old life again

00:49:22Facebook doubt

00:49:24I will see the ambox

00:49:26One works for me

00:49:28Incoming on your book

00:49:34Oh my God

00:49:36My son of a dog, Thomas

00:49:38My work, Sidonie

00:49:40Look at yourself

00:49:42My son, you are the only one who can read

00:49:44What is his picture, Sidonie?

00:49:46I don't know what his picture is

00:49:47I'm telling you to read

00:49:48Is that it?

00:49:51My son the dog

00:49:52I saw, I saw

00:49:54Did you understand something?

00:49:55I did not catch a tree, Sidonie

00:49:56Why do you call my son a dog? You just tell me and that's it.

00:49:58Aren't you my neighbor, Sidonie?

00:50:00Hazraqum stole just like he stole from me

00:50:02He sold the idea of a koshary shop.

00:50:04Seven debates

00:50:06I always say about this time

00:50:08Hang on

00:50:09Your body is tired, Sidonie

00:50:11tired

00:50:12I mean canning

00:50:14Ta'alab

00:50:15This fox is a symbol of opportunism.

00:50:17I am tired

00:50:19The symbol of Khabas

00:50:20No, Sidonie, the bag is a symbol of life.

00:50:22The snake is the symbol of the pharmacy

00:50:24Your eyelids will remain next to the kerosene

00:50:26And he drinks from it

00:50:28But the doctor sees it

00:50:29But, Haders

00:50:30This is a pack

00:50:31I heard it a lot and I'm sure it's true

00:50:33I heard it in all Egyptian series

00:50:35You always find two characters like that in every series.

00:50:39The girl who is in the environment and works in Sabint people and comes to say

00:50:41Say it now, Mr. Bobby

00:50:43This combination contains the boy who is milked.

00:50:45He prefers to play and play until the hero reaches you and kills you

00:50:48any

00:50:49Your body is beautiful, Sidonie

00:50:51Jahlab Jahlab, you can really remain Jahlab

00:50:53No, he is a milker

00:50:55Yes, Jahlab

00:50:56This is Halab

00:50:57In the gym

00:50:59Yes, you have a birth defect.

00:51:01Since I met you, I haven't wanted to tell you anything.

00:51:03Your tongue keeps saying "g" but then it says "d"

00:51:07I mean, the authorities say so

00:51:08Dad

00:51:09Yes, it is still a joke

00:51:10He remained a barren man

00:51:15Height

00:51:16Yes, Johnny

00:51:17Oh, big

00:51:18Where are you?

00:51:20Come on, I want you for something important

00:51:22Oh oh oh oh these black people, are you stepping on a cat?

00:51:24A cat is folded

00:51:26This is your brother, he wants to be famous and he is crying

00:51:28Celebrating

00:51:29Oh oh oh that's enough

00:51:33I don't want to gloat

00:51:35But it means never mind

00:51:53It has a lot of things in it

00:52:09Ok, what do you mean by "dentaqa"? This guy saddled us three, right?

00:52:14Yes, God bless you

00:52:17Johnny, don't wait, Johnny, I swear

00:52:19They don't let him do anything to them. They don't let him do anything to them. I swear to God

00:52:22You're kidding! You were going to cause trouble between him and my brother!

00:52:25You loser, Junjoon! I swear you won't get mad at me!

00:52:29This nail will never stay dry!

00:52:31Tanks man! I don't know what to tell you!

00:52:34Even the birds in the stomach fight!

00:52:36sound!

00:52:37It's just you and him!

00:52:38May Allah mess up your language!

00:52:41Who drives me crazy?

00:52:43One Sarg has a multi-million dollar idea!

00:52:46What is wrong with him? He is still with her and is still harassing her.

00:52:49You have become a copper and candlestick! for him?

00:52:52Despicable ten! Despicable thief!

00:52:54This theft is like a virus in the blood! It's in his blood!

00:52:57Anything he steals, expensive or cheap, it doesn't matter!

00:52:59If he finds a rotten, perforated look from the big morning, he will steal it too!

00:53:03And you, his condition!

00:53:05I'm coming to Al-Mazareeta! So you can saddle Al-Kabir and his brothers!

00:53:09And you think that it is normal for him to hold this, it is normal!

00:53:11Oh, big man! Oh, big man! I am a sick man!

00:53:13I have this theft, exactly as Johnny told you!

00:53:15It didn't help, treat me!

00:53:17I don't know that you would insult me like this!

00:53:19I did not say small or I am stealing big!

00:53:21By stealing a cigarette from my father or!

00:53:23And cornflakes from my mom!

00:53:25There was a red car that belonged to my brothers!

00:53:27But, uncle, the program is behind the walls!

00:53:29But my love!

00:53:30I sent you!

00:53:31Keep it a secret!

00:53:35No no no no!

00:53:36She sold you!

00:53:37What is it?

00:53:38I told you to keep it quiet!

00:53:39And don't keep it a secret forever!

00:53:40Shut up how big it means to her!

00:53:44Why is he doing this?

00:53:46This is his detail!

00:53:47That's it!

00:53:48He makes this sound when he's upset!

00:53:50In the breeding season!

00:53:52Happy Eid!

00:53:53any!

00:53:54Put it on his nose!

00:53:55What is this creature?

00:53:56What is this creature?

00:53:57I know, I know!

00:53:59Yes!

00:54:00See!

00:54:01See!

00:54:02Your home! The shroud of friendship!

00:54:03I shrouded him!

00:54:04Stop it, it works urgently!

00:54:06May God bless you, Abdul-Moein!

00:54:08big!

00:54:10Five chickens alone!

00:54:14Be patient, people!

00:54:16Get lighter!

00:54:17So, are you done with him?

00:54:18Then I will give you five chickens to play with!

00:54:22No, I say you and him!

00:54:23Don't forget that I am American!

00:54:25And I can invite you all to sixty!

00:54:28I didn't tell you!

00:54:29No, I said why!

00:54:30Mazareta region Klato!

00:54:32Outside the scope of the Geneva Convention!

00:54:35It's normal!

00:54:36We have no one but one treaty!

00:54:38With infidelity and a donkey!

00:54:39Regarding your name problem in the water!

00:54:42Something that has nothing to do with it!

00:54:43Hey, you came in!

00:54:45the important!

00:54:46Since you have the disease of stealing!

00:54:48The servant of God has the disease of torment!

00:54:51Suits movie news!

00:54:53Saw guy!

00:54:55I swear to God!

00:54:57To make Psycho dough with you!

00:54:59It didn't come to his director's mind!

00:55:01Not even in the mind of this abandoned butcher!

00:55:04Uncle wears a mask like Crocs!

00:55:07Jason?

00:55:09Jason!

00:55:10Jason!

00:55:11Would you like to start with it?

00:55:15Would you like to start with it?

00:55:16In lines?

00:55:17no!

00:55:18Not even with carburetor!

00:55:19Not even with a saw!

00:55:21Don't let us copy you!

00:55:22In Suez, Nev!

00:55:24I understood you!

00:55:26I made you something collection that I consider to be on my merits!

00:55:29Big collection!

00:55:37For the faint of heart!

00:55:39And less than 18 baskets!

00:55:41He's all wrapped up in his face!

00:55:43I live in a telescope, sir!

00:55:45I say!

00:55:46This video works!

00:55:49I will put it in my multimedia heart!

00:55:51In the heart of the studio!

00:55:53But be careful!

00:55:54You don't show me anything!

00:55:55I don't want you to lock him up in this video!

00:55:57This is not a big deal!

00:55:58I will come to you!

00:56:03Look, Jundoon knows!

00:56:05What is this?

00:56:07Right!

00:56:08He thinks the machine won't open now!

00:56:10Hold that thigh!

00:56:12Oh, leave it alone!

00:56:14Oh, the one who solved this!

00:56:16Some of the...

00:56:17What do you mean the beach buggy is hurrying up to visit!

00:56:21Where were you?

00:56:22Where were you?

00:56:23Where are you, Franto?

00:56:24You didn't even have a women's soccer team!

00:56:26They said: What is this?

00:56:27We were a little rough on you!

00:56:29You didn't even have a solo band!

00:56:32Who are the ones who keep on making noise? These are the ones who hold the ribbon and do this!

00:56:35Oh!

00:56:36any!

00:56:37Get off!

00:56:38Because you have no blood!

00:56:39What's bothering you?

00:56:40Why are you annoying?

00:56:41What's wrong? What's wrong? Are you crazy?

00:56:43I will beat you!

00:56:44Look, Dianne!

00:56:45Look, did you neglect it or forget about it?

00:56:48What is this, my son?

00:56:49I've been talking to you for an hour!

00:56:50No, I know!

00:56:52Why don't you look for the beach?

00:56:58Nice way!

00:56:59Do you hear GenXraf?

00:57:01Snoop Dogg or Biggie Smalls, who do you like more?

00:57:04Mei!

00:57:05Mei!

00:57:06Yes!

00:57:07It came with you by mistake!

00:57:08Look, you are so sweet!

00:57:10His name is Beach!

00:57:12shore!

00:57:13Beach!

00:57:14Another word Eid!

00:57:15Don't say it!

00:57:16Anyway, I knew from the beginning that you were all useless!

00:57:20That's it!

00:57:22I filed a report at the police station!

00:57:24Yes!

00:57:25Oh boy!

00:57:26Brown station!

00:57:27May Allah bless you!

00:57:29I am with you in my whole life!

00:57:31I live my life in this village!

00:57:33I feel like I'm in Alson Wonderland!

00:57:37Your anguish is gone here, the man with the body of a coach!

00:57:40Get out! I will kill you!

00:57:43Listen, B, you're the one!

00:57:4424 hours!

00:57:46Beach Boogie Day is in front of me!

00:57:48Even if this didn't happen!

00:57:49I'm talking to the big guy!

00:57:51Huh?

00:57:52They will catch you with a bare wire!

00:57:54And Shanpatko is flying, he is irritating Avako!

00:57:57And may He replace all of you with His own!

00:57:58With Sekirotti food!

00:57:59From Bebaso and Amsan Baby Blue!

00:58:01Big no!

00:58:02I'll go out now!

00:58:04I will take all the men with me!

00:58:06We will run a campaign!

00:58:07We turn the Masaritah upside down, under it, on it and down!

00:58:11Until we get back to the beach!

00:58:16You are very dizzy, Tarj!

00:58:18This is a scandal, I told you forever!

00:58:20Your dizziness is big!

00:58:22It's nothing big!

00:58:23Don't upset yourself!

00:58:25The stolen barn is normal!

00:58:27Any normal stolen property!

00:58:29Except for the mayor's roundabout!

00:58:30This is Omar who went to Egypt!

00:58:32The people who stole the tricycle must be jailing me. They're not from this country!

00:58:36The government will bring them, it will bring them!

00:58:38Unlock it again!

00:58:40What did you forget today?

00:58:42Today?

00:58:44no!

00:58:46No, no, I remember!

00:58:47What do you remember today?

00:58:48Anyone forget our wedding anniversary?

00:58:51Our engagement anniversary!

00:58:54The universal of the first time we went out!

00:58:57Yes, that's right, that's right!

00:58:59Live and think!

00:59:02Your father's anniversary!

00:59:04God's name be upon him!

00:59:06My dad is not alive!

00:59:07Don't finish, Shreya!

00:59:09What's inside this vase?

00:59:10Tell me what's up today?

00:59:11Hey man!

00:59:12Is there anyone who forgets the best day of his life?

00:59:16Don't say it!

00:59:17Today is the anniversary of the death of Captain Abdelghani Al-Masjid in Olandi!

00:59:22What?

00:59:23Today is your children's birthday!

00:59:25Well, it's not okay!

00:59:27Normal how?

00:59:28Your children will grow up and you say it's okay?

00:59:30So, what do you want us to do?

00:59:31Should I go and bless them or what?

00:59:32We do what people do!

00:59:34We are afraid of the bathroom!

00:59:35What bathroom?

00:59:36We're having a birthday party!

00:59:38What's wrong with you, you crazy person?

00:59:40The kids are one year old!

00:59:42Do you think if he talked to their friends, would any of them know?

00:59:45Oh, sir, we invite our friends and relatives!

00:59:48Oh oh oh oh I get it!

00:59:51The man must take it step by step

00:59:54I am big, how big is the grain?

00:59:56What? Didn't you get a pimple?

00:59:58Professor Talat Attia!

01:00:00Why did they give birth to him?

01:00:02But we don't usually hold birthday parties in the village!

01:00:06We usually don't get anything leaking out of the circle!

01:00:09We usually do!

01:00:11We usually do!

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