00:00I know this whole new stepdad thing can't be easy, but I love that you're trying so hard to connect with him.
00:05I really am.
00:06Just trying to throw a spiral.
00:07This is gonna suck.
00:12Name's Jeff.
00:13Brian.
00:14Outstanding.
00:15Oh, okay.
00:16Oh, look, they're friends already.
00:17CJ's cool.
00:18Invited me over to his house.
00:19Can we go over, please?
00:20Alright, why not?
00:21Hell yeah, dude!
00:22Yeah.
00:23A pie.
00:24Oh!
00:25You wanna dance?
00:26You guys go on the head wipe, put him out real quick.
00:33This is awesome, right?
00:34Give me a hug!
00:35No, no hug.
00:36The first day my son meets his new best friend, so did I.
00:47Alright, guys, dig in.
00:51Dad's never taking you for pizza?
00:53Jeff's not my dad.
00:54Please stop!
00:57He just took me.
01:00Let's go!
01:01Hey, stop!
01:02Who the hell are you?
01:03Who's that guy?
01:04Guy who wants to kill you.
01:05Who are they?
01:06They wanna kill you too.
01:07Why?
01:08Because they think you know.
01:09Know what?
01:10Get that guy!
01:12Buckle in, boys.
01:15And just let me do my thing.
01:19Look, they're not after me.
01:22They're after CJ.
01:24No, no, no, no!
01:25No!
01:26No, no, no, no!
01:27You see that?
01:28Sick, right?
01:29You already know my name.
01:30What's that?
01:31Captain Dickface.
01:32Are you guys in like a high speed chase or something?
01:34Second one today.
01:35Crazy, right?
01:37It's insane indeed.
01:41Wait, you wanna go? You feeling frisky?
01:43I'm so sorry.
01:45Now is this meant to be or is this meant to be?
01:46Woo!
01:48We're gonna make such a good team.
01:57Really?
01:58Quit screwing around.
01:59Oh my god!
02:00Eat shit, Perth.
02:02Oh no, what the hell's that?
02:05Kaboom, bitch.
02:11Do you even know who his mom is?
02:12Due to my deep-seated emotional issues,
02:14I've easily slept with thousands and thousands of women.
02:16How many women have you slept with, Dad?
02:18That's not your business.
02:19That's none of your business.
02:20This is the Rhythm of the
