जब The Vamps ने मचाया Kapil के शो पर म्यूज़िकल तड़का! _ The Kapil Sharma show _ Comedy Segment

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00:00Please welcome all the members from The Vamps!

00:04Whoa!

00:10Yeah!

00:12How's it going?

00:13How's it going?

00:13Hi guys, how are you?

00:14Nice to meet you.

00:15Good, good, good.

00:15How are you guys?

00:16How are you guys?

00:17Welcome.

00:17How are you doing?

00:18Good to see you, man.

00:20Welcome.

00:21These guys are so popular.

00:23Very much popular.

00:25And my English is also very popular.

00:28I would like to introduce you to The Vamps.

00:31The coolest band in the UK.

00:32Please make some noise.

00:35That's Connor.

00:37Connor.

00:38Yeah.

00:39Okay.

00:40Connor plays bass.

00:41Yeah.

00:42Superb.

00:43That's Brad.

00:44Brat.

00:45Brad.

00:46Brown or White Brad?

00:49Brad is a vocalist in the band.

00:51Outstanding.

00:52I heard your songs.

00:53Superb.

00:56That's Tristan.

00:58Okay.

01:01Tristan.

01:02Tristan.

01:03Tristan.

01:04Yes, Tristan plays drums.

01:05Okay.

01:06Alright.

01:07That's James.

01:08James.

01:09Hi, James.

01:10You all are so young, man.

01:11Congratulations on your success.

01:15Still, it's very difficult for me to pronounce your names.

01:18So, since you are in India, I will give you some Indian names.

01:21Sonu, Manu, Chintu, Pintu.

01:22Okay.

01:24No more.

01:25This is very small now.

01:2720-year-old, 21-year-old.

01:29This is a world tour, right?

01:31So, did you have any idea on this global tour?

01:35You will get the chance to come on my show?

01:37We are very, very lucky to be on here.

01:42Same here.

01:44Once again, welcome.

01:45And please have your seat.

01:48I'm going to speak English today.

01:49I'm going to speak English today.

01:51You guys enjoy learning?

01:52I'll make the sentence until then.

01:53You know, in India, when a boy becomes 21 or 22, his parents start finding a girl for his marriage.

02:08They go to a girl's home and she brings tea in a tray.

02:12If tea is good, the wedding is fixed.

02:15Right.

02:16If tea falls, it means she is already in love with someone else.

02:19Oh, no.

02:21Yeah.

02:22No, no.

02:23Don't take it seriously.

02:24I'm just joking.

02:25Do you like any Indian girl?

02:27We do.

02:28They are very beautiful.

02:29Yeah.

02:30Very beautiful.

02:31Okay.

02:32I will make you rehearse.

02:33All right.

02:34Okay.

02:35How to do Indian marriage.

02:36Okay.

02:37Is there any girl?

02:38Ji?

02:39Okay.

02:40Come here.

02:41Come here.

02:42Please.

02:47How are you going to make a mandi?

02:50Pintu.

02:51Pintu.

02:52Okay.

02:53Connor.

02:54Excellent noise for Connor.

02:55How are you?

02:56How are you?

02:57How are you?

02:58How are you?

02:59So, I will play her mother.

03:02I mean, you would be mother-in-law.

03:05Okay.

03:06And I will ask you some questions.

03:08Okay?

03:09Okay.

03:10And you have come to my home to see my daughter.

03:11Come, daughter.

03:12Come.

03:13Come.

03:14Give me the land.

03:15Give me the land.

03:16We have to marry the land.

03:17Do you want to make a big budget?

03:18Yes.

03:19We have a big budget.

03:20Take a big budget.

03:21Take a big tray.

03:22Take a big tray.

03:23So, you will enter with your tea tray, right?

03:25Yes.

03:26Don't put it in real?

03:27Don't put it in real.

03:28Don't put it in real.

03:29Don't put it in real.

03:31Don't put it in real.

03:33Don't put it in real.

03:35Don't put it in real.

03:38Yes.

03:39So, he's her father and I'm her mother.

03:46Come, sit here.

03:51Say hi.

03:53So, this is my daughter.

03:56Hello.

03:57She, uh...

03:58She, uh...

03:59What do you do?

04:11Uh, I am in a band.

04:13Band.

04:14So where you will take her to for, uh...

04:17Uh, take...

04:18Honeymoon.

04:19Uh, honeymoon.

04:20Um...

04:21Uh, it's a Barbados.

04:23I think.

04:24Barbados?

04:25Yes.

04:26Who is this?

04:27Who is he?

04:29Who?

04:30Uh, he's a place.

04:32Oh.

04:33He's a place.

04:35Barbados.

04:36Barbados?

04:37Have you ever taken me?

04:38Have you ever taken me?

04:40Have you taken me?

04:42I took you to Kanpur.

04:43So I went to Kanpur for my honeymoon.

04:46And the light went off.

04:47There was so much hot.

04:49Yeah.

04:50And we slept on a floor.

04:53Uh, chatka floor.

04:54I mean, terrace floor.

04:56Yeah?

04:57Yeah.

04:58And honeymoon gets spoiled.

04:59Aww.

05:02That's why we had only one daughter.

05:06So you will make her happy always?

05:08Very, very much.

05:09Take a swear.

05:11Uh, I swear that I will make you very happy.

05:15Say something in Hindi.

05:17She is unpaid.

05:18Chalo, chalo.

05:19Chalo, chalo.

05:20Chalo, chalo.

05:25Chalo, chalo means go, go.

05:27Let's go.

05:28Not before marriage.

05:29You are so naughty.

05:30You are so naughty.

05:31Oh, no, no, no.

05:33Oh, no.

05:34Yes, say her.

05:35Bade bade şehre me.

05:36Bade bade şehre me.

05:38Choti choti baate.

05:39Choti choti baate.

05:40Choti choti baate.

05:41Choti shoti baate.

05:42Choti rahti hai.

05:43Choti rati hai.

05:44Choti rati hai.

05:45So sweet, you are so cute. Thank you.

05:51Thank you so much.

05:52Take it, you have a gift for me.

05:56Take it all, you have to take the whole set. Thank you so much.

05:58So sweet.

06:00Take it, you have a tribute to our guest.

06:05Kapil.

06:06This is because of Bollywood songs.

06:09Yes.

06:10We have Bollywood actors.

06:12They are also very big fans.

06:13Okay.

06:16I will show you.

06:17I will sing something and you will see what Tristan does.

06:20Okay.

06:41Okay?

06:43Okay?

06:44Oh.

06:45Cool!

06:46Okay?!

06:47Wang's whispering?

06:49Okay.

06:50Okay?

06:51So, we will sing a sentence.

06:53Very good!

06:56Seriously!

06:58Great!

07:00Eka Pilsarma

07:02Eka Pilsarma

07:03Eka Pilsarma

07:04Eka Pilsarma

07:05Eka Pilsarma

07:06Eka Pilsarma

07:07Likku Babi, is this Batami Ji?

07:09Eh, eh, Batami Ji is not here.

07:11It's called eco-effect.

07:13It's like Bho Ji is singing.

07:15We give eco-effects.

07:19Let's say hello, Sekhar Ji.

07:21What is up?

07:25Hello.

07:26Hey, Santos.

07:27Yes.

07:28It's okay.

07:29I know.

07:30These are four children.

07:36These are very famous.

07:38Our international guests.

07:39Hello.

07:40Hello.

07:41Namaste.

07:42Hi.

07:45It's so good that their signings are coming in our eyes.

07:51Look, it's so wide-wide.

07:53They've never been able to keep their gold.

07:58Hey, Situ Ji.

07:59Today, you will do our work.

08:00Say.

08:01We will do our sardines with four.

08:03Oh!

08:07Hey, Maa kaiti you,

08:08Tum teen se shadi kar leo.

08:10Teen se kiyo?

08:11Ek jai ga paapas london,

08:13Bata da ga ki baki teen ka chindagi barbaad ho ga ga.

08:16Guys, you must be thinking who these ugly people are.

08:25I will tell you.

08:26Yes.

08:27These are also performers like you.

08:29You are group performer.

08:30Yes.

08:31They are also group performer.

08:32She is performer.

08:33She is group.

08:34Ha ha ha ha!

08:35Ha ha ha...

08:36Ha ha ha!

08:38Who has to call you out there?

08:40These are international officers be calling out

09:00Moti, Moti, Moti.

09:02Hey, he's saying.

09:03No, no, you are saying.

09:05Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

09:09I am a chudel.

09:10Yes, that's you.

09:16Where did your Eko go?

09:18Eko is on our own place and truth is on our own.

09:21Yes, yes, yes.

09:25Saykha, we want to say that we are world famous.

09:30I don't know that you are here, but you are four.

09:33You are world and you are famous.

09:38Don't be happy. You are being a fool.

09:40This is a duet music.

09:42This is a song.

09:44This is a song.

09:45This is a song.

09:46This is a song.

09:47And when this is a song,

09:49then, no one is like Nisa's son.

10:03Don't do this.

10:04Don't do this.

10:05If you talk like this,

10:06we will put you in your mouth.

10:10Sekhar Ji.

10:11Yes.

10:12We are the songs.

10:13I know you.

10:14Listen.

10:15Let's play.

10:19She's saying she will sing his song.

10:21Dollywood song.

10:22Many times you play drum.

10:24Yeah.

10:25This time you play spoon.

10:27Spoon.

10:28Ha.

10:29You come, I'll play.

10:30Oh, yeah.

10:33Sit here.

10:41You have to tuck, tuck, tuck.

10:42That two.

10:43Two.

10:44The two.

10:45The two.

10:46Josie.

10:47Yeah.

10:48Sit.

10:51Let the song start.

11:16I'm going to say something.

11:18Then he's going to say something.

11:21I'm going to decide.

11:24I'm going to take a break.

11:26Because...

11:28I'm obese.

11:32I'm obese.

11:46Okay.

11:51Song says baby doesn't like the topping.

11:54Only the best.

11:56Yeah. I understand.

12:02Thank you. Here's your spoon.

12:04No, no, no. Thank you.

12:06No, sorry. You come here.

12:08Come here. You guys sang a song.

12:10Take care. Just sang.

12:12Beautiful song.

12:14I'm here.

12:16I will teach you my song.

12:18Okay.

12:20Suppose this is Ara.

12:22Ara he le.

12:24This is Balia.

12:26Balia.

12:28Balia he le.

12:32And this portion is chapra.

12:34Chapra he le la.

12:36Let's make a place.

12:38Wow.

12:40Good boy.

12:44It's not even a year.

12:46You have the same.

12:48Poor man.

12:50It's not even a year.

12:52I'm sorry.

12:54It's not even a year.

12:56Yeah.

12:58It's not even a year.

13:00I'm sorry.

13:04Arra hil a thali ah hil a

13:07Chopra hil a la re

13:10A覓 a thang get the

13:13A覓 a thang get the

13:17It's a trap that's not mine

13:18A覓 a thang get the

13:23Arra hil a thall a

13:29Chapra hil a la

13:33I like to get up, but I'm not going to lie.

13:35Sarah, you laugh in the lie.

13:39I like to get up, but I'm not going to lie.

13:41Sarah, you laugh in the lie.

13:44We like to get up.

13:47Sarah, you laugh in the lie.

14:03You

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