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00:00What?
00:07What's up, Madlang People?
00:12Yes, sir!
00:14Let's go, ayon!
00:15Hey!
00:16You got a body!
00:18Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
00:21Buna piti, Madlang People!
00:23Mukhang may nanonood ng k-drama!
00:25Hi! Tapos ko na yan!
00:26Ready to serve ang inyong royal tanghalian
00:29at syempre ang main dish natin for today
00:32Happy Bart!
00:33Happy Ponding Garnish with Gulita
00:36na magpapasmile sa inyo!
00:38And today,
00:39magiging harit-rey na tayo sa kasiyahan
00:42at mapubusog ang lahat
00:44lalo na kapag may nakalasap ng
00:47savory chalk pot prize
00:49sa laro-laro pig!
00:51Wow! At flavor-packed
00:53singing naman ang i-offer ng mga TNT Cuisine
00:56dahil sa mga delicious tones
00:58na iahain ng semifinal
01:01sa taon ng tanghalan
01:02pangkat tapata!
01:04Yeah!
01:05At para ibigay naman ang appetizer
01:07na oh-so-sweet na performance
01:11eto na ang young and hippie
01:14four member FIFA boy group
01:17At siya!
01:18It's showtime!
01:21People!
01:22Sama-sama tayong bumaho ng maysaya
01:25at maging tulay ng pag-asa!
01:28It's showtime!
01:31It's showtime!
01:34Maat lah, people!
01:35Hey!
01:36Hey!
01:37Hey!
01:38Let's go!
01:40Come on!
01:41Come on!
01:42Come on!
01:43Come on!
01:44Come on!
01:45Let's go!
01:46Let's go!
01:47Hey!
01:48Let's go!
01:49Let's go!
01:50Hey!
01:51Let's go!
01:52Hey!
01:53Hey!
01:54Yo!
01:55Sure!
01:56Oo!
01:57Hey!
01:58Hey!
01:59Looks like yoke and I cut off the ever
02:00Oh yeah!
02:01Hey!
02:02Hey!
02:03Hey!
02:04Hey!
02:05len.
02:06Oh yeah!
02:07Hard!
02:08Oh yeah!
02:10So be it!
02:11Hi!
02:12Hey!
02:13Let's go!
02:15This is your show, this is your time
02:22I am better to sing that now
02:24It's showtime
02:26Showtime
02:29Showtime
02:32Showtime
02:36Glavis
02:39It's great
02:41I think it's real
02:42It's great
02:45It's really great
02:46I think it's real
02:51We're gonna give it to you
02:53You guys are having fun
02:56Let's go
02:57Let's go
02:58Let's go
03:00Let's go
03:02Ready?
03:03Yeah, boy.
03:04Don't dance.
03:05There we go.
03:06Go, hey!
03:07Come on!
03:09How about how, how do you see my eyes?
03:12Showtime.
03:13This is your show, this is your time.
03:16I'm not seeing how now.
03:18It's showtime.
03:20Hey!
03:21How about how, how do you see my eyes?
03:25Showtime.
03:26This is your show, this is your time.
03:29This is your show.
03:32It's showtime.
03:33What about me?
03:34What about some?
03:35How about this is our hair?
03:37Try again to do something.
03:39It's my age.
03:40What about this is my office.
03:42I'm sorry, it's my whole thing.
03:45Talk to you.
03:48Hey!
03:49Hey, we won't come here.
03:52Hey, we won't come here.
03:54Welcome.
03:55Hey, we won't come here.
03:58Here we go, what's up, what the people say?
04:01Party, party, party, party.
04:04Let's give it up for JCM, Axel and Alex.
04:07They are at Johnny Chimstone.
04:10What's up, what's up, what the people...
04:28What's up, love, energy na ipinakita niyo madlang people.
04:34Kaya man shout out sa mga kasama nating patuloy nagpapasaya
04:38at di nang iiwan.
04:40Yung mga day ones.
04:41Yung mga kasama nila, kasama natin nila mula-simula
04:45at kapiling natin sa ating zero days.
04:48Yung mga panahon na walang wala ka.
04:52Di nang iwan.
04:54Yes!
04:55Pausa yung zero days mo.
04:57Day zero, day one.
05:00But that's also a shout-out to Youngstana.
05:05Youngstana!
05:06They're a new gang-gang.
05:09You know, if you don't have a gang-gang.
05:10But don't worry if you understand what's important.
05:13It's a GV.
05:15Like the vibe of the song,
05:17Aja!
05:19What's up, my love people?
05:21Thank you so much for visiting Aja.
05:24At makakasama niyo pa sila hanggang online world.
05:28Kasama ang mga fighting din na Soyuz Squad
05:31na sina Wise, AC, Mackie, Zeya, and Erin.
05:37Minsan sa buhay, hindi sapat ang sipag lang.
05:40Kailangan may kaakibat na swerte at tapang.
05:43Kaya makilaro na dito sa Laro Laro Big!
05:47Let's go, Karin!
05:52Let's go!
05:54Eh, patapig-tapig pa si Keisha.
06:11Grabe, saya ng manlapibo!
06:13Kahapon, kumasa sa hamon ng katanungan ng ating rescuer na si Migo.
06:21Pero bigo siyang masagot ng tama ang ating tanong.
06:25Oo, mahirap yung kumakasa sa hamon.
06:28Dapat kumasa ka sa hamon.
06:30Kasi nalapit ang pasagot.
06:31Kailangan talaga yung hamon.
06:32Kailangan talaga yung hamon.
06:34Kumpasa ka pa sa hamon?
06:35Oo.
06:35Kanina kumain akong burger.
06:37We had bacon.
06:38Pero nakita mo kay Migo, talagang palaban siya eh, no?
06:41Talagang gusto niya sagutin yung tanong eh.
06:42Kasi nga ang ina-team niya, yung surpresa niya ron sa misis.
06:47Oo.
06:48Yung talaga yung nahabot.
06:49Pero okay lang.
06:50Nag-enjoy naman sila yung hamonito.
06:51At syempre, inaangat natin lahat ng mga rescuer dahil talaga saludo kami sa inyo.
06:55Kayo ay mga bayani ng bayan.
06:57Pero ngayong araw, ang paglalabanan ng ating players ay umabot na sa halagang!
07:02200,000 pesos!
07:07Malaki-laki na yan.
07:08Kaya naman pala, ang taas ang energy naman na people.
07:12Parang ina-way!
07:13Ava, worst kayo ba sa people?
07:16Eh, eh, let's go!
07:17Eh, eh, let's go!
07:19Let's go, manna people!
07:20Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!
07:24At na lang, sino ba gusto magawin ang 200,000 pesos?
07:29Siyempre naman, lahat yan.
07:30Good luck, good luck sa ating mga maglalaro ngayon.
07:33Ang mga maglalaro ngayong araw ay ang may masarap na ha-good ay naman.
07:38Correct!
07:39At nag-a-ayun na lang, nagsisigawa na sila.
07:42Nag-aalis ng ating mga pagod!
07:45Yes!
07:45Correct!
07:47Ako, lagi akong nagpapaservice sa kanila.
07:51Yes!
07:51Sila ang ating madlang masahista!
07:56Sample!
07:56Sample!
07:57Sample!
07:58Papaya, pa-sample tayo.
07:59Pero narito naman ng ating representative ng ating mga madlang people, ang ating showtime host na sina Ryan, Ion, Teddy, and MC.
08:08Yes!
08:09And for 200,000 players, sugo na sa Game Arena!
08:13Let's go!
08:15Eh!
08:16Eh!
08:17Let's go!
08:18Eh!
08:19200,000!
08:20Yes!
08:21Eh!
08:21Eh!
08:21Eh!
08:22Eh!
08:22Eh!
08:23Eh!
08:23Eh!
08:24Wala ko palang baka dyan!
08:26Let's go!
08:26Nang-office nalang ha!
08:27Oh!
08:28Hataw tayo!
08:29Hataw ha!
08:30Oh!
08:30Hataw!
08:31Let's go!
08:31One!
08:32Two!
08:32Eh!
08:32Let's go!
08:33Eh!
08:34Pose!
08:35Eh!
08:36Pugilin!
08:36Go!
08:38Igiling nyo na yan!
08:40Igiling nyo na yan!
08:42Oh!
08:42Oh!
08:43Maski na yan!
08:44Let's go!
08:45Oh!
08:45Let's go!
08:46Oh!
08:46Let's go!
08:47Let's go!
08:48Let's go!
08:48Let's go!
08:51Oh!
08:52Hi!
08:53Grabe!
08:54May nakita ako!
08:55Ah!
08:55Talaga?
08:56Ang galing magsayaw!
08:58Sina!
08:58Ang sayaw niya para nagmamasahe na rin!
09:01Talaga!
09:02Ay may hug!
09:02Sina nakita mo!
09:04May tignit!
09:05Eh!
09:05Siyempre!
09:06Ito si Janice!
09:07Oh!
09:08Janice!
09:08Makita ko naman sila ng masahing may hagot!
09:11Dito tayo!
09:12Dito tayo!
09:12For 200,000!
09:145, 6, 7, N!
09:15NM!
09:16Ay!
09:17Talaga naman!
09:17Ayun ang mga steps!
09:18Pulse!
09:19Let's go!
09:23Pwede ba?
09:24Nagsiswimming mo?
09:26Ay!
09:27Ay!
09:28Ay!
09:28Ay!
09:29Ay!
09:29Ay!
09:29Ay!
09:29Ay!
09:335, 6, 7, 8, and...
09:35Oh!
09:36Yeah!
09:37Kamusta ang pakiramdam na nagsiswimming na walang tubig?
09:42May gano'n ka pa eh!
09:44Oo ka!
09:45Ano yun?
09:46Saan nang galing yung mga gano'ng stepping?
09:49Stretching po!
09:50Ay!
09:50Stretching!
09:52Stretching!
09:53Patiging nga ng pisil, ang isang masahista.
09:55Ayan, ayan.
09:56Ah!
09:56What's the pressure?
09:57Ay!
09:57Ay!
09:57Sarap!
09:58Ay!
09:58Sarap!
09:58Dahil dyan!
09:59Isang libu akad ng isang libu!
10:00Yes!
10:02Yes!
10:02Kuizbong!
10:03Meron ka ba, Kuizbong?
10:04Ako muna!
10:05Yes!
10:05Ikaw muna, Kay!
10:06Ito talaga eh!
10:08Ang pogi pa!
10:09Angelo pa!
10:10Angelo!
10:11Akit ka naman!
10:12Kay, nakita ko yung seo niya niya niya.
10:14Nakita ko yung seo niya.
10:15Yung seo niya.
10:15Ito yung pinapaalis na yung minasaya niya.
10:17Oo!
10:18Pwede ba, Masapol?
10:20Let's go!
10:21Oh!
10:21Oh!
10:22Oh!
10:22Oh!
10:22Wala ba?
10:25Wala ba?
10:25Wala ba?
10:26Let's go!
10:27Oh!
10:27Oh!
10:28Oh!
10:29Oh!
10:29Oh!
10:30Ah!
10:30Ay!
10:30Parang ginulipi mo yung minasaya mo.
10:34Oh!
10:35Oy!
10:36Sa dalina, sa dalina.
10:36Grabe yung mamasaya mo.
10:37Kanina, grabe yung step mo.
10:39Galit ka pa sa minamasaya mo?
10:42Pa?
10:42Anong klaseng step mo ginawa mo?
10:43Bakit tao may tanong?
10:44Ano po?
10:44Stretching po.
10:45Gamit nakil.
10:46Ah, nakil.
10:48Stretching gamit nakil?
10:49May nagre-request kasi ng heart, di ba?
10:51Pwede naman yun.
10:52Ang problema lang, baldado.
10:55O, try mo nga ng pistol kay Karil.
10:58Masahe.
10:59Oh!
11:01Kamusta, kay?
11:02Tawa ka ka po sa ma'am Karil.
11:04Ano, lunak?
11:05Ano, na?
11:05Oh my God, tawa ka ko sa ma'am Karil.
11:08First night, lang.
11:09Kitawin si, ano, si artista.
11:11Hindi ko yung nagkikipo.
11:13Okay to, ha?
11:14Okay, okay.
11:15Hello, hello.
11:15Okay.
11:16May ayaw tip, ha?
11:17Okay ba?
11:17Maganda, maganda.
11:19Patigin nga, patigin nga yung masahe.
11:20Yung heart daw.
11:25Sarap.
11:25Oh, ay, nako.
11:28Bo, tignan mo, sa buka mo, si Bo.
11:30Ayan, si Bo.
11:30Ito, super heart.
11:33Bakit, bakit?
11:37Ano nangyari?
11:38Ano nangyari?
11:39Ano nangyari?
11:39Kiyak ako ayun.
11:40Wala nang hindi ko po kayo.
11:41Wag po kayo maram.
11:42Poging.
11:44Sa'yo eh.
11:46Sa'yo eh.
11:46Pag nagmamasahe, talagang humaharap.
11:48May takip po.
11:50May takip!
11:50May takip naman, may damit naman ah.
11:53Ayun oh.
11:54Oy!
11:55Ay!
11:58Wait!
12:01Ang hilo, dapat professional ka lang.
12:04Oo.
12:05Hindi pwede yun.
12:06Baka magulat yung customer mo.
12:08Ano yung kaginagawa mo?
12:09Sabi.
12:09I don't know, no?
12:11Okay, first time daw lang niya makakakita ng artist.
12:14Okay ba?
12:14Opo, lahat po.
12:16Ang ganda rin niyo po.
12:16Ay, sa'yo na po.
12:18Kiti Angelo eh.
12:19Okay ka lang ba?
12:20Okay lang po.
12:21Masaya po sa opera.
12:24Mamaya natin lalo nakakausapin si Angelo.
12:26Pero may 1,000 peso si Angelo.
12:30Isa pa ako request.
12:31Isa pa ako.
12:31May laki na pa makalala.
12:32Ito, ito, ito.
12:33Si Tintin, Tintin.
12:34Alika nga dito, Tintin.
12:35Pakita mo nga kami.
12:38Miss Tintin.
12:39How cute.
12:40Sige Tintin, hatawa mo kami ha.
12:42Spot number mo na yan, Tintin.
12:44Let's go.
12:45Go.
12:46Let's go.
12:46Oi.
12:47Oi.
12:49Come on, Tintin.
12:52Hai anho.
12:54Hey.
12:58Oh.
13:03Anggeling mule masu McA동.
13:04Anggeling mule.
13:08Angge.
13:09Iangge.
13:11Anho mata bagun sa ganun, yung ganun mung haout.
13:13Anho.
13:14Sweeties pun.
13:15Sweeties pun.
13:15Sweeties.
13:16Sweeties pala yun.
13:18Sweeties.
13:19Sweeties.
13:20Oh, good.
13:21Ah, good po.
13:22Ah, good po.
13:23Ah, good po.
13:24Ah, good po.
13:25Ah, good po.
13:26Para sa mga dito, no.
13:27Yung sa mga tension po.
13:28Sa masayin pwede yun.
13:29Sa basketball, huwag yun, ha?
13:30A, huwag!
13:31Bawal yun.
13:32Bawal yun.
13:33Bawal yun.
13:34Bawal yun.
13:35Ah?
13:36Ilang lamig?
13:36Ilang lamig na ba ang natanggal mo?
13:38Eh, tama.
13:39Maraming na rin siya.
13:42Yung kamay mo, matanggal din?
13:43Oh, matanggal mo.
13:44Ah, nilalamig?
13:46Nakakatanggal ka mo ng lamig?
13:47Oo po naman.
13:48Oh, lumipat sa'yo, ah.
13:50Nilalamig, nilalamig daw siya. Group hug na natin.
13:52Group hug siya!
13:54Thank you!
13:56Yan lang.
13:57Pasampul lang, ano.
13:58Pasampul lang massage sa kamay ni Karine.
14:01Ay, yan, yan, yan.
14:03Nanginginig ako.
14:05Ay, ganyan.
14:06Sarap.
14:07Sakto may oil ako dyan.
14:08Pakikuha yung oil.
14:10Ay.
14:10Anong hula?
14:12Anong hula mo kay Karine?
14:13Anong hula mo?
14:14Ah, happy life.
14:16Thank you!
14:17Nakuhula pala?
14:18Nakuhula pala.
14:19Hindi pa yung blessing si Tintin.
14:21O, dahil magaling kang sumaya, magaling kang magpasahe.
14:24Isang lima para kayo!
14:26Yay!
14:27Thank you, Tintin!
14:29Okay, mag-interview na tayo.
14:32Sino, sino?
14:33Si Angelo.
14:34Si Angelo.
14:35Si Angelo.
14:36Si Ang pinaka-excited sa lahat, no?
14:39Angelo, matakal ka na nagmamasahe?
14:41Ah, 4 years po.
14:434 years.
14:444 years.
14:45Kamusta naman ang experience?
14:46Ah, ito po.
14:47Okay lang po.
14:48Basta may kitain lang po.
14:49May kitain lang po.
14:50Di ba siya mahirap na trabaho?
14:51Kasi sinasabi nila, pag hinahawakan mo yung tao,
14:54pag may bad vibes, napapasa daw sa'yo.
14:56Kako po, Mayelo.
14:57Opo.
14:58Kaya kailangan po marunong po kayo,
14:59marunong po ako mag, ano, magpaalam
15:01para hindi ko po makuha yung bad night.
15:04May paalam.
15:05Paano mo sinasabi?
15:06Parang kalulungan yung pala.
15:07Ano po, pag class na po.
15:08Kada tapos po, kada tapos po ng likod.
15:10Okay.
15:11Dapat mapapaalam po kayo.
15:12Ba-bye!
15:13Ba-bye!
15:14Paalam!
15:15Ba't papapaalam ka sa likod ko.
15:17Sige, sige, sige.
15:19Paano mapapaalam?
15:20O, tapos na.
15:21Tapos, kailangan po na tayo mag-tapot, men.
15:24Clap, ay clapping.
15:26Ah!
15:27Halimutan po po.
15:28Pinalik mo sa'kin yung bad vibes ko.
15:29Hindi po.
15:30Tapos tapon po.
15:31Ah, tinapon.
15:32O, yun na kami ganun pala.
15:34Ba'y kapag-pag-umatras baka bumago ka jyay ba?
15:37Oo.
15:38Ano yung ano yun?
15:39Anong tawag doon sabi mo, may tinatang may pangalan?
15:41Pangalan po?
15:42Noong tapon?
15:43Paano yung tapon?
15:44May sinasabi ka ba?
15:45Ganun tapon?
15:46Ano yun?
15:47Hindi, wala po.
15:48Bawal po kami kausapin yung client kasi, ano po sila eh, nala-relax.
15:51Oh, kinikilid ka?
15:52Oo po.
15:53Ano po?
15:54Nag-an po sila eh.
15:55Radio-relax po.
15:56Toton, papahinga.
15:57Oo.
15:58Dapat relax ka lang din.
15:59Kunyari, minamasahi ka.
16:00Yes.
16:01Yes.
16:02What is it called here?
16:04All of those things,
16:05in your mind,
16:07that's a lot of ceremonies.
16:09Yes.
16:10Yes.
16:11That's how you live.
16:13Oh, because it's true.
16:15Really.
16:16You live and you're off.
16:18What?
16:19Yes.
16:20Bad vibes.
16:21Bad vibes.
16:22So, so, so, so.
16:23So, so, so.
16:24We're on top of the team.
16:25And then,
16:26we're on top of it.
16:27It's not fair to me.
16:29It's easier to hang out.
16:30It's easier.
16:32A little bit less than that, right?
16:34You're a little bigger.
16:36I like.
16:38I'm getting older.
16:42I feel a little more.
16:44You're a little more.
16:46You're saying it's Sir Palabiro.
16:49It's a bad word.
16:50It's a bad word, right?
16:51How can you see it every day?
16:54Depending on customer.
16:55Depending on the customer.
16:56Like yesterday,
16:57kumita lang po ako ng
16:58200 kasi naka-isa lang po ako.
17:02Oh.
17:03200 doon sa masahe,
17:05wala pang tip yun?
17:05May tip po, 100 po.
17:07So, sa isang tao,
17:09may isang daan ka?
17:10Opo.
17:10Pero depende po
17:11kung mag-tip po yung client,
17:12kung nagustuhan po nila
17:13yung masahe nyo.
17:14Pero automatic yun.
17:15Sa isang tao,
17:16meron kang 100
17:17pag naman masahe.
17:18Doon sa,
17:18kung saan ka ba,
17:19san ba yung ano mo?
17:20Yung spa or...
17:21O para puntahan ka.
17:23Ano po,
17:23Asian tapping massage po.
17:25Dito lang po yan sa Paranaque.
17:26Yun.
17:27So, pa nang may nagpamasahe sa'yo,
17:28meron ka na automatic 100
17:30doon sa pinagkatrabaho mo?
17:31Opo.
17:32Tapos may 100 pa doon sa tip?
17:34Opo.
17:34Tama.
17:35So, bali, 200 nga lang yun ako.
17:37So, pag puntahan na nagpamasahe,
17:38yun na yung kinita mo sa isang araw?
17:40Opo, yun lang po.
17:41Libre naman kayo sa bahay?
17:43Opo, libre naman po.
17:44Pagkain?
17:45Kain, ganyan.
17:46Opo, ano lang po,
17:46bigas lang po.
17:48Libre, bigas?
17:49Opo.
17:49Kahit pa paano kasi?
17:50Pero pag sinuwerte naman,
17:51minsan ilang customer?
17:53Katulad po nung linggo,
17:54naka-ano po ako?
17:55Naka-tatlo po.
17:56Opo.
17:56Opo.
17:58Kung meron kang mamasahihin
17:59na isang artista,
18:01sino ang gusto mong mamasahe?
18:04Si Bong Po!
18:05Opo!
18:06Si Bong Po!
18:07Opo!
18:07Opo!
18:08Opo!
18:08Sila lang ka!
18:09Sila lang ako!
18:11Opo!
18:11Opo!
18:12Si Bong Po!
18:13Ang mamasahihin mo,
18:15si Mr. Suave.
18:16Dapat ikaw si Ms. Suave.
18:18Ay, ayan, sakto o.
18:19Opo.
18:20Gusto mo bang mamasahe ngayon?
18:22Sample!
18:23Opo po!
18:26Wow!
18:31Hawa ka naman eh.
18:33Kailangan niyo na masahe.
18:34Kung si Bong,
18:35ang mamasahihin mo,
18:36anong klaseng masahe?
18:37Swedish ba?
18:39O Thai?
18:40Anong klaseng masahe?
18:40Kung san po ako magaling.
18:43Hilot?
18:43Ano po?
18:44Thai with ano po?
18:45Combination po siya ng
18:46signature.
18:48Signature.
18:48Anong sabi mo?
18:49Ano?
18:50Thai with signature.
18:51Ayan, si CR daw siya.
18:53Thai massage.
18:54Thai massage.
18:55O, tsaka sheets.
18:56Signature?
18:57Signature.
18:58Yes po.
18:58Signature halo-halo ba yan?
19:00Ang signature po kasi sa kanila,
19:01kadalasan po.
19:01Pipirmahan mo.
19:03Signature.
19:21Anong sabi mo.
19:22Anong sabi mo.
19:23Kinikata.
19:23Iwari.
19:23Mari.
19:24Anong sabi mo.
19:25Amin.
19:26Anong sabi mo.
19:26Pemir.
19:26Anong sabi mo.
19:27Anong sabi mo.
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