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00:27Okay, so, as you know, too much is more like our warning label
00:31This is a show where we laugh too much, talk too much
00:34and probably share too much tonight
00:36And today, our guests are those people who raise the bar so high
00:40that it makes you want to reach for a drink and trip them at the same time
00:43In their student report card рдкреЗ рд▓рд┐рдЦрд╛ рд╣реЛрдЧрд╛
00:46Dancing A+, Acting A+, Looking Good While Breathing A++
00:51Can you believe it?
00:51Green room рдореЗрдВ?
00:52I have a child and you have a child, no?
00:53Varun or Alia
00:54I can believe it
00:55Since I should never book out
00:56I know, I know, children and I will not
00:58So, here's a very annoyed
01:00But admiring
01:01Round of applause for
01:03Varun Dhawan and Alia Bhat
01:06So, guys
01:07Donohu galiyare se ho kar behtak mein aate hai
01:09Oh, hi
01:11Oh, hi
01:13You didn't expect us?
01:15No, we didn't expect us
01:16Sab galhe milte hai
01:17Who are you expecting?
01:18Who are you expecting?
01:18Who are you expecting?
01:18Who are you expecting?
01:18Who are you expecting?
01:18Who are you expecting?
01:19Who are you expecting?
01:19Who are you expecting?
01:19We thought Ajay Naiv Gana and Akshay Kumar
01:21Oh, really?
01:22But we are here
01:23Okay, finally
01:24We finally be here
01:25Now, we are going to take you to our grazing table
01:28On which we think that we spent more than we have on our entire wardrobe and the set
01:32But, so please accompany us
01:34Let's go
01:34And we've done more research on it than I think you've done for Ganggubai's biopic
01:38So, let's go
01:39Okay
01:40What do we have here?
01:43Oh my god
01:44So, this is
01:46Alia
01:47That's my beetroot salad
01:48Yes
01:49Yes, we believe you like beetroot
01:50These are some of your favourite things
01:52Yes
01:53Which either of y'all don't eat
01:54I can eat that
01:55Can you eat this and prove that you actually eat something besides chicken?
01:58I can eat it for sure
01:59Or people's brains
02:00But let's put it in the chilli
02:02Is it nice?
02:04We have poha which Alia likes
02:06Yeah, I love it
02:07Let's feed Alia a fry
02:08Yeah
02:09Why don't you give me a french fry
02:10But she's looking so cool
02:12Peanut
02:13Show us
02:14Put it in your mouth, Alia
02:15Is it a canned french fry?
02:16Guys, I eat french fries very openly
02:18Really?
02:19Yeah, show us
02:20Okay, there
02:21Poor thing
02:22Under that much pressure
02:23But now that they have done this part
02:25Let's move on to our game
02:27So, this is our game
02:28Our platter over there
02:30Each item on that has something attached to it
02:34There's a secret
02:35And you have to read the prompts
02:36And then you have to enact
02:38Okay, we have to
02:39Whatever's written on the prompts
02:40Yeah
02:41So, who wants to go first?
02:42It's between only you and me
02:43Yeah
02:44Do you want me to go first?
02:45Go first
02:46But what is this you're drinking?
02:47It's a kombucha
02:48I'll have the cheese
02:50Okay, and
02:51Tell us your cheesiest line
02:53Okay, so cheesiest pick up line
02:54Pick up line? No
02:55Cheesiest line
02:56Cheesiest line
02:57Cheesiest pick up line
02:58Cheesiest pick up line
02:59Why don't you narrate a cheesy line
03:01That you have said to me
03:02Perhaps in one of our movies
03:03I feel my cheesiest line that I've said
03:05But it's also my most popular line is
03:07I've seen the sweet innocent swami type
03:09But it's actually a big harami type
03:11Yeah
03:12Very nice
03:14Madam
03:15I will have a nut
03:16An almond please
03:17Since you are a nut
03:18Or an almond
03:19If you want to eat it
03:20I'll just pick up an almond
03:21You can eat the almond
03:22It's healthy
03:23What do I have to do for this almond?
03:24What is your nuttiest habit or superstition?
03:26I would not call it nutty
03:28But some
03:29I feel like when people like
03:30You know
03:31Say
03:32Cheesiest line
03:33Alia
03:34What happened here?
03:35You get scared
03:36She gets scared
03:37You've seen Parisa
03:38I can look at her
03:39Her neck moves like
03:40Walking walking walking
03:41Say
03:42Alia
03:43Alia
03:44Why did you hear the sound behind?
03:46That's usually my response
03:47It's like Ranbir in Animal
03:49I can't hear
03:50I can't hear
03:51It's like
03:52Heavy influence
03:53But you are
03:54I'm not
03:55I can't hear
03:56Ranbir got the influence
03:57Okay, next
03:58We are choosing for you
03:59Here
04:00A cracker
04:01Okay, you have to crack a quick joke
04:02Or mimic someone
04:03I'll mimic someone
04:04A mithun joke
04:05Yeah, mithun
04:06I was supposed to say that
04:07Aisha, what are you?
04:08Suria truck driver
04:09My name is
04:10Your name is
04:11Your name
04:12Well done
04:14Well done
04:16Can you do this
04:17I can
04:18One step left
04:19I love mithun
04:20Varun
04:23Actually, even I can do that
04:24Well done
04:25Can you do it?
04:26I would love to see Twinkle do it
04:27I would love to see
04:28I can do a step that you've done
04:29Okay
04:30Kohli
04:31Kohli
04:32Kohli
04:34Which movie is that?
04:35From Kohli number one
04:36Which movie is this?
04:37From Kohli number one
04:38How do you know that?
04:39She just told me she told me
04:40Yes
04:41Completely and totally
04:42Your turn
04:43I'm clearly a Varun fan
04:44It's not a bad thing
04:45No cheating
04:46Okay, Olive
04:47A bitter memory that you can now laugh at
04:50I think when I messed up on Karan's show
04:52And then I laughed at it
04:53Yeah
04:54Immediately
04:55And we can definitely laugh at it now
04:56Yeah
04:57But you did a great job
04:58You did a complete spoof
04:59And a turnaround
05:00Well done girl
05:01Yeah
05:02Awesome
05:03Really
05:04So now let's go
05:05I'm wearing these high heels
05:06And they're hurting me
05:07Before I fall on you
05:08Like I did before
05:09Thank you so much for saving me
05:10I really appreciated it
05:12At least you didn't fall for him
05:14That would have been interesting
05:15Especially for your husband
05:16You know I don't understand
05:17Why are you making me happy?
05:18I'm falling for everybody
05:19You told me
05:20That there's one guest on a show
05:22Who had a bath in your bathroom
05:23I'm not taking any names
05:24Let's go Ben
05:25You don't sit down
05:26You don't sit down
05:27You don't sit down
05:28You don't sit down
05:29And sit down
05:30Please specify what DD's drink
05:31This is kombucha
05:32It's tea
05:33Fermented tea
05:34Yeah
05:35In case anybody thinks
05:36He's an alcoholic
05:37Yeah
05:38Thank you
05:39It's actually fermented tea
05:40We don't do anything in this show
05:41No
05:42No
05:43No
05:44Okay
05:45Do you speak in Hindi?
05:46No
05:47Yeah
05:48Both
05:49Come on twinkle
05:50We have to speak in Hindi
05:51You all have known each other from childhood
05:52But we have guests
05:53Can you ask the guests questions instead of
05:55I have known each other from childhood
05:56Stop becoming the host
05:57I just want to know
05:58Because I just feel they have a great camera
06:01I just want to know the roots of it
06:02Yeah that's actually true
06:03Let's ask them the question
06:04No we've said we are going to torture you
06:05So don't try to wiggle your way out of it
06:07You are being tortured not her
06:08But I don't think VD is torturable
06:10You know what I mean
06:11Yeah
06:12Like he'll just turn it around
06:13I mean just that acronym VD is torturous
06:15Oh god
06:16Listen I think I have such fond memories of both of y'all
06:20From my
06:22When I am a sister
06:23I'll slap you
06:24Why?
06:25I am going to play that card also
06:26From my childhood to say
06:27I'll smack you with that kombucha bottle only
06:29I remember we went on a banana boat ride once
06:31Really?
06:32Yeah
06:33When?
06:34You, me, Arav, Akshay sir
06:35Why do you keep going for boat rides by the way?
06:36It was a boat ride bro
06:37No it was a boat one
06:38I'm not boat ride
06:39And my mom was also there
06:40But I didn't fall on you right?
06:41No
06:42No
06:43Unlike
06:44But guess what
06:45The best part of that fall
06:46You have to see the video
06:47It's hysterical
06:48I look startled
06:50I'm like
06:51He is looking traumatized
06:52Like he needed therapy after that
06:53Like he needed a doctor
06:54Is everything okay?
06:55Is everything okay?
06:56Is everything okay?
06:57Is everything okay?
06:58On stage?
06:59On stage?
07:00Correct, correct I remember this
07:01Because you fall very often
07:02So you are okay with it
07:03A lot
07:04Even during my name
07:05Even during my name is Khan you fell
07:06Whenever I used to fall down
07:07And you laughed at me
07:08You have laughed at me
07:09Every time
07:10No no I didn't laugh at that time
07:11You're lying
07:12He laughs at everyone's misfortunes clearly
07:13Including my name
07:14So anyway now you two started out together
07:15Now it's marriage, babies, the works, everything
07:17So has the vibe between you changed?
07:18Or is it still the same?
07:19What is it?
07:20I feel of course
07:21From the first day
07:22I mean like you all came together
07:23Oh yeah
07:24Oh yeah
07:25It feels like a century has passed
07:26But actually a little over a decade has passed
07:27But that's also a long time
07:28Cause a lot has happened in that
07:29You know in the time we started out
07:30I think for me when it changed
07:31Obviously when you get married
07:32I don't think so much changes
07:33But when you obviously get a child
07:34Lots changes in your life
07:35So she was the one that changed
07:36And you know
07:37The marriage, babies, the work, everything
07:38So has a vibe between you changed
07:39Or is it still the same?
07:40What is it?
07:41From the first day
07:42I feel of course
07:43From the first day
07:44I mean like you all came together
07:45Oh yeah
07:46Yeah
07:47Yeah
07:48It feels like a century
07:49Has passed
07:50It actually just like
07:51A little over a decade has passed
07:52But that's also a long time
07:53Because a lot has happened
07:54In that
07:55so she was the she had her she had Raha first so I think at that time obviously being a man it's I
08:01don't think it's possible to understand what a woman goes through when she has a kid so I didn't
08:05really get it I was obviously like excited and emotional for Alia but I didn't really get it
08:09that this much changed in her so then after that when you got pregnant you felt it then I felt it
08:14yeah my wife right so I feel it no no I did feel it because I mean I'm seeing it first hand and
08:18and now they even then you can go into the delivery room no yeah yeah so when you see that
08:24like happening it's pretty crazy no it's crazy I mean it's it's a miracle it's really like we were
08:30in fact just talking about this like right now before we properly like the camera started rolling
08:35he was like yeah I feel like you've changed but I'm just about understanding that okay now I'm a dad
08:40like it's taken some while but it happened to you sooner and stuff so we've changed as individuals
08:44but I feel like our dynamic if you put us in a room for more than like an hour together we'll go
08:48back to just bickering like mice and fighting with each other we saw that already yeah so you
08:54both know each other for a number of years name one habit that the other one can call you out on
09:02on camera habit or like or trade or something it's supposed to be some some sort of a bad trade
09:08I'm seeing after so long I don't like bitch out I don't feel like saying anything bad about
09:12you you know you're a mother now we are moving on swiftly moving on hug each other oh that's sweet
09:21he said I'm not feeling like saying anything bad about you you're a mother now oh come on that's
09:26really sweet it changes you know he's changed after marriage in fact both of y'all yeah after
09:31he went into the delivery room he's changed oh god yeah that day I changed he's looking at you with
09:35completely different eyes yeah even I am feeling it we discussed this but we discussed this yeah yeah
09:40now he feels like you're a mother figure yeah yeah but you know he used to call me ma even before
09:48yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah both of you been married for three
09:56four years tell me something do you see your partner through rose-tinted glasses or has it come
10:01to a point where boss let me put on my beer goggles has reality slapped you I won't speak on behalf of
10:11him but I will speak on behalf of him because he's known his wife also for many many years they were in
10:16school together um and I think my partner and I also like Ranbir and I have a very like natural
10:22friendship so it was never this like dewy eye rose-tinted glasses sort of relationship it was
10:28always like a you know a relationship of like best friends but I mean of course I married him for a
10:32reason because I think he's wonderful like to me and just as a human being but 100% the person I love
10:38trolling the most is him and the person he loves trolling the most is me so that I think is a very natural
10:44dynamic between two people so hasn't changed no it's I mean I feel cause it's changed after we've
10:50had a daughter like it's totally different I mean we're just a we're a unit now it you know it's a way
10:55more a unit than it was perhaps before and and Varun what about you I I fell in love with Natasha
11:01I would say maybe in the fifth standard or sixth standard wow like when I saw on the basketball court
11:06the first time or whatever and then obviously it's like whatever in school or whatever you're not
11:10going to take it so seriously and all that stuff but I think when we became friends I just
11:14found her to be like this really kind and just amazing human being which I felt I didn't have
11:20these traits I said I don't have these traits so I always looked up to her for the traits she had
11:24as a human being so as a human as a human being yeah so even now after all these years like for me
11:30like when I just see her playing with Lara yeah for me that's the most uh like amazing visual I just
11:36see her play I can I just stare at her and then sometimes stop staring even you carry her
11:40but I just love uh seeing her play with Lara I just like I feel that is love like you know it's
11:49it's it's like it's like heartbreakingly beautiful amazing you're using the word love and I'm asking
11:55you what does love have to do with marriage do you think it's an integral part and does it change
12:00I think respect is the most integral part because with the respect comes all the other
12:06great things which is support and love in whatever form whether it's you know affection physical or
12:12emotional um but respect to me I think is the most like the paramount most important thing in a
12:17marriage in a union for me I think adaptability because uh situations people they just change
12:23like every now and then life will just throw a curveball something will change something will
12:28happen some situation you want so at that time each partner has to be able to adapt sometimes
12:33it's going to be her leaning more no no okay sometimes it's going to be her sometimes it's
12:37like a seesaw like actually telling her to learn from that not at all she's a master what do you
12:44think not a master for sure what do you think is it tricky with singham or tricky with singham
12:51tricky with singham that's not the title of our show
12:53tricky with singham it's a very good title it's a very good title
12:57tricky with singham yeah i like him she does gymnastics
13:00nothing is tricky no no that gymnastics would be for you
13:02stunts with khiladi tricky with singham and stunts with khiladi
13:06sometimes you do everything you do it too see i told you he's a marketing guru
13:11yeah tricky with singham and stunts with khiladi yeah
13:14everything looks better when you're upside down so seriously so you both grew up in front
13:24of the cameras y'all both are quite media savvy but both of y'all decided to approach your weddings
13:29in a very very different manner and uh decided to go like really like private really like quiet
13:37i got married during covid no so there was like that thing listen my marriage was a very
13:45stressful affair because 50 people were allowed and there were a lot of old people who wanted
13:50well all my older relatives wanted to come they all yeah exactly and i was telling me and
13:55me and my mother have never fought so much like because i was like dick and my mother like but my
13:58sister but my brother he's your cha cha he's your i said mama but it's their health
14:04and the day we were leaving for the function that day rohit tested positive for code
14:12oh god imagine so then he didn't come no no no he still came this is like i was like what the hell
14:19i can't get married like without my brother and rohit was like no no you do it without me i said i
14:24can't get married without you are you crazy you have to be there and all and my mother again started
14:28crying she cried i think every day during every day someone is getting covered you're getting
14:33but it's stressed very happy occasion clearly so then after that we said retest him and then
14:38they came to know that they swapped his test with the some other rohit this is a script of judwa
14:44except but this had happened this has happened twice with rohit once his report came back that he
14:52has diabetes when you came to know they swapped his test with my father's test my father's diabetes since
14:59ages and then we were telling him don't have this don't drink you can't have sweet and my dad is
15:05going to him and telling him you don't have this chocolate you'll lay off all of this and then
15:08night we came to know it's on his test but the truth happened i'm crying why do i feel that you are
15:14responsible for all this yeah you must have only done you must have done this but now he's pretty healthy
15:19now he's living a very healthy lifestyle no he didn't but he could bet so you have to like
15:29try and prevent why would he be healthy he was healthy even then he eats throwing him under the
15:34bus no he eats a lot of sweets so this is hilarious what about you alia why did you have such a quiet
15:39wedding so yeah i didn't have the coven issue um it's just again who we are we are homebodies
15:48number one we are very socially awkward number two and we're like yeah it's our wedding day we just
15:54want the closest people in our lives with us and i don't want to be attending to somebody i just want
16:00people to take care of themselves and chill and that was just the decision and we went all over by the
16:04we go for a holiday but this is this place we're going to get married and we're going to
16:10keep it super chill that's nice yeah it's a sweet sweet no tests were swapped and there was no
16:17all of that okay so varun you were the baby of the family and uh you know your mom has raised two boys
16:24so what was it like when you had a baby girl and what did your mom tell you did she tell you that
16:29what did she say to you like so first obviously niyara came who's my elder brother's
16:35daughter i think the whole dynamic changed first of all like any punjabi bad words which were given
16:39in the house stopped my father was stopped and all the loud sounds were now only of niyara crying
16:48but i was i think the house transformed a lot when i think janvi came in first when
16:52rohit got married and she was the first female energy who came in properly because until then there
16:56were these three boys three men or whatever and my mom you've counted your dad as a boy
17:03my dad is a child but i think i personally changed a lot is when i got joey my dog my puppy when i got
17:12him i changed first one second you didn't change when you had a baby but i changed when you got a dog
17:17because the dog will pee he'll do potty or whatever clean all that the dog came first and then the baby
17:23so he was prepped when the baby came and when i reached that thing that i really don't mind doing
17:28anything for joey you know i can do anything and what about for lara to be honest i'm not just saying
17:32this because we're on camera to sound cool i don't differentiate between both of them i can't between
17:36your dog and your child it's the first time i've had a dog so i don't like first time i've had a puppy
17:41i've had a i've never had i think that bond which i have with him is on another level i don't think any i
17:47i can have it with any other living being yeah i don't know how i feel like that about my dog
17:53it's the way they look at you they look at you and it doesn't matter if you're fat exactly
17:57yeah exactly i'm whatever you are they accept you and love you all partners wag their tail
18:03when you come home there'll be no divorces i think my wife is when i meet joey joey i wag my tail
18:11what about you alia he seems like a part-time dad and you're like a full-time mom
18:15is that true are you the one getting up early in the morning yeah naturally i think your body
18:19clock changes when you know you have a baby you have to wake up you don't want to wake up she will
18:24come and wake me up but i've always been an early to bed early to rise kind of a girl it's not like
18:29i was waking up at 10 o'clock 11 o'clock and all i like i mean i don't know what to do beyond a certain
18:33hour at night what do i do what do i stay awake and do what so i really love sleeping and hence i sleep
18:39very early sometimes even at 9 30. i sleep at 9 30 too yeah me also really it is true so
18:51and i can't tell you how joyful i feel when i sleep early and i'm like i slept before 10 yes
18:55and i want to wake up at this time i'm like wow great these many hours of sleep like i like my sleep
19:00but i think for mothers also it's different from fathers i mean no but everything is different again
19:04now you all will say whatever but janbir is on the same clock as me like he might come to bed like
19:0830 minutes later he's also sleeping early waking up at the same time there is a very big difference
19:12it's like women are meant to do so many things we are meant to breastfeed but not have droopy breasts
19:16we are meant to yeah it's true we are meant to feed our children and not eat the leftovers and
19:21i think there's also it's more the expectations that women put on themselves more than what society
19:27expects of them no no the world expects it no not really it's what we put on ourselves it is
19:32it's also conditioning but the world also expects you i mean they expect everyone to go
19:37back into that you know that size zero shape quickly after a baby and they judge you otherwise
19:43and you judge yourself you're right you judge yourself i have to tell you actually quite the
19:47opposite happened with me because i remember after giving birth to raha i actually put on quite a bit
19:53of weight i didn't actually put on weight i put on a baby and then i delivered my baby and i was
19:57breastfeeding etc and breastfeeding apparently burns a lot of calories and i was also eating clean so i
20:02actually lost a lot of the weight very quickly and i remember there was a picture of mine that
20:06came out and they were like oh my god you know again trolls were like you know she's done like
20:10it through unnatural process she's not you know why did she do have to lose weight so quickly it's
20:15fine like take your time alia we get it you had a baby i actually saw this and i was like oh no but
20:20actually i've it just naturally happened that way but i really like the idea that people are thinking
20:25the opposite way now in a way maybe it was a certain section of people but they're like you do you be
20:29whatever size you want to be nobody really care i think to reach that place where you don't care
20:34about people's opinion that would be like real peace so i don't think anyone i'm not there that's
20:38not possible right now i'm just trying to reach you he definitely hasn't have you reached that you
20:42could have reached them maybe what like do you get affected by what people say no i don't i genuinely
20:47don't you don't you yeah sometimes but then i think of something and you get you get affected by
20:53society i feel like what society says there are certain things i don't give a damn about but
21:09certain things it's only human to you know give a damn about um and i think it's about you working
21:13through those things and like little bit of life little bit of reading books little bit of just
21:17having not much time to think about it you deal with it i've not done anything i've not said
21:33anything to you on this show i've been very well behaved okay then bring out the bad behavior
21:38bring out the bad behavior i want to see how it looks he's told us he's going to outshine you we're
21:42waiting no no i can't outshine you're a natural shiner i'll give my shine to you so you got you
21:47write a daily email to your baby at least that's what we've heard so did you take this idea from
21:55does karan get credit for it not really it was my friend rt or some my friend rt or someone gave me
22:04this idea somebody said that somebody did this for somebody i think it was after i'm sure it was after
22:11kuch kuch it's not a daily email it's not a daily email it's like a monthly um combination of
22:19images and like stuff that happens i'm just giving her the pictures and stuff like that but i'd like
22:23one right one line you love this so much and you know the only thing i wish for you is to be this this
22:29this and like happy books earlier there would be those baby books yeah i mean i have some game plan
22:35that i'll give it to her when she's 18 i don't know why it's i mean maybe she'll she'll demand it from
22:40me when she's 13 or 12 i don't know did your mom do this for you no it's again again i'm telling
22:45somebody gave me the idea and then i was like wow it's a brilliant idea like you know before you
22:49get those books with those animation of a child since she's born and it's also a way for you to
22:55remember because i'm always worried that i'll forget these moments and if i don't write it down or i don't
22:59have a picture you do forget it's something that you forget yeah you forget my mom would say this to me
23:04mama why don't you remember anything about me she's like you'll be surprised you forget and i actually forget
23:08yeah yeah no but they okay i have i mean i've heard this i don't know what i should say like
23:11somebody women forget the trauma of childbirth like after a lot of years you forget it
23:16it's true because somebody told me somebody one of my friends recently asked me this this is what did
23:30did you do this and i said i just can't remember and it's not like it was so long ago
23:33but why are you asking these questions because i just wanted to know like how does it feel
23:53you asked me also some questions i asked you also so parenting experts would you like to ask us any
24:00questions no we have we have children we are parenting yeah we are on a child birth excuse me
24:05my daughters she's a lot of people who are parents yeah one parenting tip you would give another parent
24:12as a parent what i'll say is that you just have to accept that you don't have to give your kids a
24:18perfect childhood you just do the best you can within your limitations and it doesn't matter what you
24:23do even if you give them the best childhood they'll grow up go into therapy and blame you so it's better
24:28not to try no no no she's not giving him any hope for the future she's not giving her
24:35but there's no such thing as too much love right so lots of love will always too much love
24:39that's it that's all you have to do yeah love them too much love yeah too much too much love
24:44too much love that's marketing yeah too much love okay one parenting tip you could give i'd say
24:51the only parenting tip i would say is that listen to them that's the only parenting tip that's a great
24:56one i will give you i mean everything is understanding and everything will come later
25:02but just listen to them even if they're three they may have something cool because my my son being
25:07like about eight years old or something like that and he's turned around at one point and he asked me
25:11this how much do you love yourself and i love myself like maybe 60 70 of the time 30 is off and on
25:20you know kind of and uh he was like no you have to love yourself 100 of the time he's told me lots
25:28of my kids have told me lots of weird stuff earlier also but the point is that i heard it yeah you know
25:35i'm sure kids yeah i'm sure kids they say things and you're like but you know looking at it from uh you
25:43you know a kid's point of view that's amazing but so yeah so that's beautiful that's my only
25:49very good tip nice do you need any tips for your dog no dog is good yeah i feel instinctively whenever
25:59anything is up with him i know what to do i don't know why i just know that this would be the right
26:03thing to do or this is what he needs i've really discovered your dynamic with joey on this show
26:07yeah this is quite cute now tell me something which scene in any movie you've done you would
26:13want your kids to never see never see never see i think something from badlapur yeah there is a scene
26:18with uh between huma and me and that which is a bit too violent i feel which i would not want to see
26:22but there's one shot in uh citadel also which i did which i would not like to see which is like a
26:27bear bear body kind of not a bear the other side whatever my favorite is which i i can't you know
26:35like i didn't like it when i saw that film but i keep re-watching it which one mila
26:40it's our favorite i love rupa shake on it in my defense that's not my voice all that
26:49is not my voice oh my god yes of course yeah it's not my voice no because they thought i was not
26:57you know being dramatic enough they got it dubbed by some person who has asthma and that was it this is
27:01the cloud but it's definitely a performance because you're nothing like rupa so then you
27:06became rupa so that it's i did not become anything i quit the business because i had to become rupa
27:14but more than becoming rupa i almost became a kapoor because of her father-in-law on my birthday he
27:20tweeted very very generously oh you know that when you were in your mother's stomach i serenaded her so
27:27everybody thought that i was his illegitimate daughter wow and he got trolled and then he had
27:31to clarify that no no i'm so sorry i'm so sorry please take a close-up of alia's expression please
27:36take a close-up of alia's expression i'm not your sister-in-law it was a mistake she doesn't know
27:42how to react but you know rishi rishi uncle was always too cool like i i mean our first film he was in
27:49student of there i remember there was this football sequence with me and sid and he was having a
27:53problem with the amount of gel on my hair he's saying he's saying yeah yeah it should move move
28:11your hair so i uh so i'm like it's uh there's gel on it remove this fucking gel remove it i will not give
28:17the shot he refused to give the shot till i didn't remove my gel but i actually i spent a lot
28:23of time with him uh when we were doing kapoor and sons the film that we did together and this
28:27that time i was not dating renveed or anything but we used to just hang out every evening and he had the
28:31most wonderful stories to tell and yeah it was a great story great story he still loved hanging out
28:36he's like hey just sit and you know chill and eat and have dinner together uh that mahal was just
28:43just too good like i really i really miss him i think he and especially his dynamic whenever
28:48people look at me they're like raha is a mini rishi kapoor and alia bhatt put together yeah and she
28:54really has like there's some energy of his that i feel like she depicts from time to time wow it's
29:00quite that would be interesting to watch when she grows up scary but yeah but alia now you have you come
29:08from your own very long mahesh bhatt legacy the bhatt clan you got married into the kapoor clan which
29:14have their own very like strong legacy as such did you ever think about it or what did your dad have
29:21to say about that again i feel like when you're so internally into it like when the relationships are
29:27so personal you don't really look at it from a professional perspective you know like which legacy
29:33you're going into i think that only comes like when you know we celebrated 100 years of raj kapoor
29:39i think at that moment i was like oh my god like you know raj kapoor is raha's great grandfather
29:44that link actually i realized only then when you're very involved in it very personal you don't look
29:49proud of it of course you're proud of it you're proud of thought about it you never like sat down
29:55and thought about it or you didn't have a discussion that uh you know dad i'm gonna be you don't get
30:01married into this the kapoor family never thought about it never i actually my father and i talked
30:07about me being in love once that was the one and only time we spoke about the advice that he has given you
30:13imitate him yes he didn't give me any advice he just um i was like i think i'm in love and he
30:27said i see it in your eyes my child and then he was picking me up for dropping me back home one of them
30:34and ranbir came to pick me as a dropping me to ranbir's house something like that was happening so he's
30:38like call him down i want to meet him and then ranbir came down and he did this to him he did this
30:48and ranbir was like and that's it that was the moment there was no advice nothing he's just i see
30:54it in your eyes i've seen that look before and i'm really happy for you oh that's nice so sweet
31:00but an indian family i can't imagine that happening today with like ranbir and raha like
31:05if i think i'd be kicking any boy that comes to the house they are territorial in the beginning
31:10i think dads and then they get used to it i can't imagine can you imagine that yeah i do eventually
31:16she's one if joey found a mate he'd have a problem no joey i want to in fact i'm looking for
31:21looking for a match for a rishita a rishita why don't you put it out there if there is a beagle
31:28from a good family i would be willing to like let them please up my resume what is the beagle's
31:35patri give that also time to play this side that side i mean don't look so confused ralia it's basically
31:43we'll throw you a prompt and then if you agree with it you go to the green light and if you don't agree
31:47you go to the red light oh green light red light but you have to pick a side okay and you can
31:52there's no gray area in between don't be diplomatic you don't be there's no space in between anyway
31:58i'm not how can i forget something like that okay let's go
32:02all upteh hain saamne farsh par lal or hare chaukon dhere rakhe hain
32:07animals if animals could top cats would be the rudest yes i agree yeah i like dogs
32:14alia lal and i like joey what the hell why do people have this misconception about animals
32:22oh sorry about cats that cats are rude why they're not rude they're a lot like us yeah they have a great
32:29sense of humor but they are ruder than the rest of the animals i think you know what they're just
32:35very real that's too much for people to take oh okay fine we give you that one good one good one
32:44staying friends with an ex is a red flag no absolutely not yes sabhi lal ghere mein what
32:53i mean if we didn't stay friends with all our exes we wouldn't have any
32:56not with all not with all exes some exes are crazy so you should not stay in it
33:01i have a story that's okay please tell us a story no i was kind of asked for some money by one
33:07ex are you sure it was an ex it was an ex so not all exes you asked for the money to leave you want to
33:15stay with you just that one ex is a red flag but we don't become a red flag i gave her a little money
33:19but then i can't keep the money she asked for she needed it okay we need to move on from this
33:24i'm not sure if this was a girlfriend i think we're talking about a professional
33:31it's fine to fall for someone your friend dated in the past
33:36absolutely not no absolutely not even sisterhood before sex yeah it's in the past no no there are some
33:43boundaries you can't cross yeah see no i agree with that i think you you should quickly come
33:49and stand here because you're being very hypocritical right now come and stand here right now are you
33:56are you just lying no no i'm not i'm trying to remember i don't know what she's are you copying alia
34:00i'm not dating a friend's ex yeah i mean that's it's very uh gray this conversation i think it's pretty
34:07right here open relationships are the future you want to be the host see honestly i feel the way
34:14the world i think it's too much i want to stay here i feel the way the world is let me go
34:20okay i think we'll take this intellectually i agree emotionally i don't want to we are in the middle
34:27on this we don't know yeah i don't want to give my opinion because everything to each is all okay
34:31clearly for them open relationships are not the future actors work harder than most nine to five
34:39employees oh my god nine nine to five employees are the ones working and buying a ticket so i'm
34:45going yeah very good answer barun yeah i disagree completely with you guys i disagree completely
34:51actors work hard actors work damn hard killing it on the show no they do they genuinely do they have
34:58and i've seen my mom doing it i've done it i've seen ajay doing it and i've seen akshay doing it
35:03as well i feel i've seen barun doing it but everyone works hard everyone works hard hard work is the bare
35:11minimum that we have to do as individuals what are you doing there are certain there are certain actors
35:19like like amir khan and hrithik roshan they work very hard basically you were added yourself but you also
35:25mean you no i didn't i i i'm not sure i'm sorry everyone works hard no one second everyone
35:31works hard i completely agree with you but our job never ends but i just feel that the physical aspect
35:37of it physical and mental aspect of it is a lot more either they're doing mental jobs or they're doing
35:42physical no no no they are doing albums and physical they have someone holding an umbrella you
35:47are someone giving you water you are someone giving you a coffee no no i feel everyone
35:51nobody gave me any water today okay so now since we have divided conquered and confused everybody let's
35:58return to sanity as if we had any in the first place
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36:31рд▓рд╛рдХрдиреА and I actually told him that I would say you're not Raj Kapoor
36:34so how do you handle all of this, what's the most bizarre thing our directors asked you to do and how did you handle it?
36:39never had that moment yet
36:41in fact I feel like the chaos is what calms me like I feel like I'm awake when there's the chaos
36:46it is, that's what happens with the film.. I love that and I'm definitely not zen
36:51she's cried on set multiple times.. she scream at people
36:55what?
36:56if she's hungry and you don't have lunch break on the right time she's got pissed off also
36:59In Tammah Tammah, when we did that...
37:02Remember we did that..
37:03What was that statue challenge or whatever?
37:05What is called?
37:06Freeze?
37:06Yeah, there was a challenge like that.
37:08And she cried because she thought Bosco is taking more take-so of mine.
37:11Did this happen?
37:12Yeah, it did.
37:13unity, all d├йpend.
37:15But this Zen expression on her face is after?
37:18Continue!
37:20Zen babe, Zen!
37:25You didn't get upset?
37:25Yeah, I got upset.
37:26I forgot why I got upset though.
37:27Because you thought they are favoring me more?
37:29No VD, that's not true. I don't think that's what happened. I think what happened was I was not
37:37getting the moment and I felt like I was not getting the right direction. So hence I was
37:42vulnerable and feeling under confident and that's why I cried. And the reasoning? I like this answer.
37:48Yes. I'm very impressed. I have never screamed at anybody on set. I've screamed at you for
37:53what? Every day. I've screamed at you because you're very nudgy with me. What does nudgy
38:02mean? Nudgy as in you nudge me in the wrong direction and I feel like he really irks me. So I would
38:07get irked and scream at him but in a very friendly banter sort of way. But yes I did cry for food
38:12once and that you have very publicly put. You cried at food 500 times. Not 500 times. That one time
38:19when there was cheese balls on the menu. She scratched me once also. Oh god. The claws
38:24are just coming out. They're asking the truth. Zen you're not Zen. So we agree that you're
38:29not Zen on set. But did you feel in anywhere have you gone? Have you traveled somewhere where
38:35you have said that yes this memory will make your moment? I feel for me Masai Mhara. I love.
38:41Yeah. It's like I just I could like stay there for like days and days. It's just being
38:47around like animals and then green everywhere. It's one of my most like precious places to
38:54go to and I can't wait to take Raha there. You haven't taken her as yet? Not yet. There's
38:58some age or something that you can't take them before so I'm waiting for that. Okay now you can
39:02speak Varun. I feel Maldives like I just like seeing the beach and the sea but actually a go-to
39:16place for me when I want to just de-stress is the sauna. Recovery. I'll do it recovery. You both have
39:22little girls at home. What advice would you give them about how they should manage themselves and the
39:28world around them? Just be yourself and the world will deal with it. You don't have to pretend
39:32to be anything else or be anyone else and of course be kind of course most paramount. I think
39:36once the kindness comes everything will just flow. Now I think what is the most important thing to tell
39:41your daughter is that she has to be financially independent. Yeah. You can be as progressive but
39:46unless you're financially independent then you have to toe the line drawn by the hand that signs
39:50the check. But I like this. I feel like you know that's very important. And I feel kids learn by
39:54example and she'll see you know her parents, her mother, her father being a certain way. Her
39:59grand you know parents, my mother, you know my mother-in-law, my sister. She see has a certain
40:05version of women in her life in general and I think she'll just be there. No advice. No advice. I would
40:12give Lara is listen to your mother. She knows best. That's a very good piece of advice. You know
40:17constantly and that's such a good role model to have. She may not appreciate it on certain days but
40:22yeah I hope she'll get it eventually. That's hard though no matter what age like whatever like
40:27whatever age your kids are at it's still hard to leave them and go to work and stuff. Absolutely.
40:31Guilt is that guilt is something that you're constantly living with. Yeah. It's like that
40:37betal on your back wherever you go you carry it. Since now we've had so much fun here. Please come
40:44and cycle away. It's time for the Oppo game on blend it. And we have these cute bicycles for you here
40:55with these blenders. Hum kuch simple filmy sawaal poochhenge while you cycle and if you get it right
41:01you get a nice ingredient added and if you don't get it right. Then you get some awful ingredients
41:07chili, egg, onions. But you have to drink it at the end. Yes at the end you have to drink it. So the person
41:13with the most correct answers wins and ye juice jo mehnat ka phal hai ya galati ki saza wo ap decide kar saktay ho.
41:22Alia Varun cycle. Can we just get on to the bike? Let's begin. And the question is Brad Pitt and Sohail Khan have done two different movies with the same name. What is the name of the movie? A. Fight Club. B. Krishna Cottage. C. Ocean's Eleven. D. Mayne Dil Tujhko Diya. A. Fight Club.
41:41We both won. Yay. Both won. Yay. So nice ingredient. Nice ingredient. Peanut butter? Yeah.
41:50Next. Which of these is not a villain from the movie Gunda?
41:55Ibu Hatela, Bulla, Lambu Aata, Khajoor Ghotala. Khajoor Ghotala. Lambu Aata. He's right. You get a bad ingredient.
42:04Oh no. You get a good ingredient. Put egg whites. Okay. Egg whites now I can't do. I'll put the whole egg.
42:11I'm definitely not drinking that. Which international supermodel's photo was used to play Devanand and Aditya Pancholi's dead mother in the number?
42:20A. Cindy Crawford. B. Kendall Jenner. C. Naomi Campbell. And D. Kate Moss.
42:28A. Cindy Crawford. Yes. You'll both win. Whoa. Well done. Chocolate chips.
42:34It's okay. Yeah. It's not so bad. We might have to put some liquid in this eventually.
42:40Yeah. Okay. Which of these is a fake movie? Shin Shinaki Bublabu. Hello. Hum Lallan bol rahe hain. Howra bridge ke neiche latakti hui lash.
42:50Or Khooni Dracula. Hello. Hum Lallan bol rahe hain. Shin Shinaki Bublu Bublu.
42:57Both of y'all are wrong. Wrong. Yes.
42:59I'm going to put some lime juice. Potato chips is okay. Yeah. Yeah. But we'll need some milk too. Potato chips is a good thing.
43:05Nobody is drinking this guys. I'm not drinking this. There's no chance. This is going in my body.
43:10Which Himesh Reshamiya's song was banned from a village because apparently whoever listened to it got possessed by an evil spirit.
43:18Really? A. Aashik banaya apne. B. Jhalak Diklaja. C. Soniye. And D. Hukkaba.
43:26Soniye? Hukkaba. Soniye is from Raaz. Because it's from Raaz.
43:30It's not a nice answer. Hukkaba. You're both wrong. It is Jhalak Diklaja.
43:34That's the juice you're getting. Oh god. Now you're getting. I think we'll put some of this. Some more onions.
43:39Yuck. Name the meal in Ajay Devgan's movie Drishyam that becomes a pivotal plot point.
43:47I know. I know. Pau bhaji, vada pau, samosa pau, bhajiya pau. Pau bhaji. Well done.
43:55And you have not said anything only. Oh, I gave it the answer. So you win. Dahi.
44:00It's not like we're putting dahi. This is going to taste nice.
44:03It's disgusting. What is this? Honey. Honey.
44:06Thank you for being such a good spot. Now you have to drink it. Now you've participated in this game.
44:11Be a good spot. Pouring it here. Oh my god.
44:16Aaliyah and Varun Shaikh. And now we have a prize for the winner.
44:19Ad Kandiyar ke Lubhavnay hamper ki Jhalak. Oh wow. The winner is Varun Dhawan.
44:27I'm so touched to get this. Thank you guys. We are going to commemorate this moment
44:33by giving an expression that exemplifies too much.
44:38Too much.
44:39Too much.
44:40Too much.
44:42Too much.
44:44We do a too much expression.
44:47This was too much.
44:50Reno 14 5G Diwali edition likhi unki group selfie ubharti hai.
44:53Pleasure.
44:54This is a lot of fun.
44:55Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much for having us.
45:00We all do too much talking. We do too much walking.
45:02Too much walking.
45:03Bye. Bye. See you guys.
45:05Aaliyah and Varun go.
45:07Do you think they had fun?
45:09I don't know. Why wouldn't they?
45:10It was too much.
45:11It was too much.
45:12Yeah.
45:13So come on. Let's go home.
45:14Kajol or Twinkle bhi jati hai. Roshni madham hoti hai.
45:17Screen kali ho jati hai.
45:18Ab agle episode ki chhalak.
45:19Please welcome the khiladi and the anari.
45:22Do you remember the step?
45:24No, no, no, no.
45:27Break our surface.
45:28You should be happy.
45:29Tail nikalayegang.
45:30Mere hesaap se, ish show ka nam do cheete ho na chai.
45:33Wow.
45:34I'd given lots of flops so she didn't want to do it.
45:36You've always given first.
45:37Many.
45:39Today we finally have that guest on our couch who has had a bath in her bathroom.
45:46Some astrologer predicted that you would get married to Twinkle.
45:49Why don't you go ahead and say it?
45:50You say it.
45:51It's your interview.
45:52It's not mine. It's yours.
45:53It's your astrologer.
45:54Every husband should be a very good listener.
45:57Or look like a good listener.
45:58I must say very deep.
45:59I've been stabbed in the leg and there was blood everywhere.
46:01Taimur looked at me upstairs and he said, are you going to die?
46:03And I said, no, I don't think so.
46:05You are a real hero.
46:09Hmm. It's never too much.
46:11Now we have names.
46:12Producer, Bani J. Asia.
46:14Host and Executive Producer, Kajol Devgan and Twinkle Khanna.
46:17Head Writer and Executive Producer, Nirajan Iyengar.
46:20Head of Production, Sylvester Dias.
46:22Executive Producer, Chetali K. Mukharji.
46:24Series Director, Arun Shesh Kumar.
46:26Writers, Punya Arora, Bhavesh Gandhi, Jessica Khurana.
46:29Associate Creative Director, Shreemee Verma, Aliyah Khan, Noni Sashdeva.
46:33Director of Photography, Sudhir Kaushik.
46:35Sound Engineer, Chirak Kama.
46:37Online Switcher, Dongrej Gaur.
46:39Production Designer, Varshad Jain.
46:41Post-Producer, Fardad Kerawala.
46:43Editor, Lionel Agnello Fernandez.
46:45Title and Graphics, Mayang Dhasmana, Fariyan Rustamji.
46:49Intro and Music, Abhijit Srivastava.
46:51Anya Taknishin'o ke nama aate hain.
46:53Special thanks, Varun Dhawan Aliyabhad.
47:09Intro and Music, Abhijit Srivastava.
47:25It's never too much.
47:27Intro and Music, Abhijit Srivastava.
47:37never too much
47:41never too much
47:45never too much
47:47too much with Kajol and Twinkle. Episode 103. Copyright 2025 Amazon Content Services LLC.
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