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A comedy comprised of short sexually suggestive skits. | dG1fMWdTMHlfZW1sVVE
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00:00You are about to receive a message concerning the funniest movie you'll ever see.
00:07It will absolutely drive you out of the house and into the seats of this theater,
00:15where you will get an unconditional guarantee to help your laugh life.
00:21Yes, we will guarantee to bring you, in widescreen and color,
00:33the greatest collection of what every man, woman and former child, now over 18, has been looking for.
00:42A good, dirty joke.
00:45My wife is uglier than your wife, and I got a hundred bucks that says she's uglier.
00:49Come on, sucker. You got yourself a bet.
00:51Can I do it? Till I need glasses, we'll bring you your all-time favorite comedy characters.
00:58The invincible lone stranger,
01:02and his faithful Indian companion, Tronto.
01:06Super sophisticated heroes who are killers with women,
01:10and the roughest, toughest, rowdiest bunch of giggle gatherers you'll ever go forward at.
01:19Okay, which one of you guys painted my horse's butt yellow?
01:24Yes, it's can I do it till I need glasses.
01:28The comedy hit of the year, brought to you by the same nuts who gave you,
01:35If you don't stop it, you'll go blind.
01:40Hello?
01:41I can't understand how this always happens to the nice guys.
01:50So join the crowds rushing to see the hysterically funny,
01:54Can I do it till I need glasses?
01:57Tell your friends, and don't take no for an answer.
02:01Can I do it till I need glasses?
02:12The nuttiest, craziest, funniest, daisiest, looniest, gooniest, spooniest, mooniest madcap movie.
02:24Since, if you don't stop it, you'll go blind.
02:29Hey boy, this feels just like my wife.
02:37You're right pal, it does.
02:39Coming to this theater, the one picture you won't want to miss if you ever hope to laugh again.
02:45The film everyone will be fighting to be the first on their block to leave home for.
02:51Can I do it till I need glasses?
02:55Yes!
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