00:00Get ready with me. Another morning where I can't find any matching socks.
00:04Mom!
00:05Honey, we have to go. You're going to be late for school.
00:08Mom, I can't find matching socks anywhere.
00:10Did you check your sock drawer?
00:12Mom, I'm serious. My socks have disappeared. I'm getting totally sock-blocked out here.
00:17I just did all the laundry, and I know there were socks in there.
00:19It smelled like at least 10 pairs when I threw them in. Go check the dryer.
00:23Okay, I'll go take a look.
00:24I know why they're missing, and trust me, you don't want to find out.
00:30Oh, classic, Grandpa.
00:36Mom, I can't find any.
00:39Come on, Ben. Did you even look?
00:41Yeah, I checked everywhere.
00:42I better not find any socks in here.
00:44Okay, Mom.
00:46Hmm, let's see.
00:49Yeah, see? I said I looked.
00:54I want to eat your socks.
00:57Excuse me, I'm married.
00:59You modern-day laundry wench.
01:01I am Count Soccula.
01:03The reason no one can ever find matching socks?
01:06I have lived a thousand lives feasting on clean socks.
01:11I owe my good looks and my immortality to my favorite dish.
01:16A single succulent sock plucked from a freshly washed pear.
01:20Ha, ha, ha.
01:22Let me sock you right there, buddy.
01:23I feel like I've seen you before.
01:25Ah, you're thinking of my twin brother, Dracula.
01:29Same dad, different mom.
01:31Uh, what can I say?
01:33One of us sucks.
01:34One of us socks.
01:36I'm feeling pretty uncomfortable.
01:37I think you need to leave and allow my family to match our socks in peace.
01:41Ryan, make me.
01:43Mom?
01:44Ben, help me!
01:50Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
01:56Mm-mm-mm-mmmm.
02:00Mom?
02:01Ben, help me!
02:03Alright, Mom, I'm Instagram-living this.
02:05Hey guys, my mom is out here going crazy on this foot fetish creep that's been eating our socks.
02:10Humanity will never match its socks.
02:13You will never defeat me.
02:20Wait someone in the chat just said the only way to defeat him is to stab him through the heart with a crock
02:26Well grandpa didn't know you were on Instagram, but here goes nothing
02:38That was awesome, sweetie. You really socked it to him that's a killer creep didn't stand a chance. We're a great pair
02:49You
02:53Wait mom have you seen my shoes? Oh, not again
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