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Pucked By My Brother’S Rival
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00:00:00what if it isn't my favorite pain in the eye sister here let me see jenny carter yep intern
00:00:12you made it hey you freak okay i'm only here to make sure you don't embarrass yourself
00:00:21like you just did hey that was an accident hey okay you steer clear of xavier that guy's a
00:00:29fuck boy seriously culture's crazy letting us train together no fraternizing with the enemy
00:00:43guess the intern has to clean it up team assistant please i wonder whose bed she wore to get that gig
00:00:52oh my god bitch you're screwing samuel that's disgusting he's like way out of your league
00:00:58okay just give it back
00:01:05you think because you love hockey players you have what it takes to be a wag dream on
00:01:13we'll clean it up
00:01:14oh jenny don't forget about this one
00:01:33you're keeping me on
00:01:42you okay don't worry i got you
00:01:47so what the hell do you ladies think you're doing save your freaking wall he just took down samuel and
00:02:01he was named the most promising star by nhs damn i should have worn my cut sports bra oh baby we're
00:02:08just teaching the interns some rules there's no crashing practice all right we could screw
00:02:13around outside but not here jessica
00:02:16it's lisa
00:02:18sorry my man literally screwed last week you already forgot my name hey it's my turn room 312 or we could
00:02:26go to your place well i'm not interested why don't you guys move out move out all right now let's go
00:02:32bye linda
00:02:38hey hold on hold on don't you want your stuff
00:02:43you know you're still the key with that though good girl well i'm not interested in you playboy
00:02:50you know i just saved you and you didn't even say thanks
00:02:54very rude i didn't ask for your help
00:02:56i see so you're one of these i can handle myself kind of girls and you're one of these
00:03:03i'll flirt with anything that breathes kind of guys yeah i guess so you know i really like it when
00:03:07a girl can see me clear well lucky for you i don't like creeps okay be careful good girl
00:03:17because i love when girls play hard to get her so watch her
00:03:27stevia
00:03:35listen to me you'll touch her one more time the only thing you're going to be fighting for
00:03:41is the hospital bed just try me take a deep breath
00:03:45fucking relaxed all you check is you lost a couple games you know honestly i thought you'd be used to it
00:03:53save for the ice are you with this guy wow good girl bad taste
00:04:00let's go jenny don't waste your time on a fuck boy like him
00:04:09hey jenny you know you ever get bored i'm always free
00:04:19now that you've seen that walking std in action do not pique his interest okay you steer clear of him
00:04:24do you think we can talk about something can we keep this whole war siblings thing a secret
00:04:35just because i want to earn my spot i don't want to just get it because my brother's captain
00:04:44stop you're all grown up hey you come by my room tonight i got a surprise for you for the party
00:04:54i got a surprise for you for the party
00:05:00sam it's me
00:05:13sam it's me
00:05:24i knew you'd come looking for me princess you done being sam's good girl
00:05:32i just got the wrong room you're so loyal
00:05:40what does she have that i don't all right you know i think if you gave me a shot you'd find out
00:05:45i'm glad that i'm going to be a dude not every girl wants to climb into your bed savior but you do
00:05:52that's why you're still in my room right
00:06:03you feel that he's my brother's rival i can't but god he's so hot
00:06:11you're blushing
00:06:19are you a virgin no no that's that's none of your business
00:06:25i wouldn't fall for your tricks if you're the last man on earth so back off you creep wow look at
00:06:32you you're like a little firecracker huh why can't we just talk
00:06:36maybe not oh wow look at you you know i bet you'll fall for me before the end of camp
00:06:42uh what what the heck are you doing here
00:06:58samuel carter jimmy carter
00:07:01it was just an elevator mix up i didn't mean to go there
00:07:12we should just be careful next time okay that's xavier's floor i i hate for you to run it
00:07:20okay yeah mm-hmm i've got your dress you're gonna light up at the party thanks
00:07:28sam still treats me like a princess
00:07:46you've been calling saying this is what i want then you go for a week and leave me hanging all
00:07:54alone push me back pull me in and the other way around
00:07:59pull me in push me back
00:08:10good feeling
00:08:24i can't be fantasizing about my brother's rival
00:08:54no
00:08:55no
00:08:55fucking way
00:09:04is this a joke
00:09:11that's limited edition dolce sweetheart your intern paycheck couldn't even cover the tap
00:09:17i got it as a gift
00:09:18i got it as a gift
00:09:19a gift
00:09:21please who would gift dolce to a flat-chested virgin like you
00:09:27right guys oh come on lisa if anyone's getting a gift it's you
00:09:31it makes her worthy
00:09:34hear that i'm not gonna let some knock off a loser and ruin our party
00:09:41girls
00:09:42stop
00:09:44take it off
00:09:44stop
00:09:45take it up take it off take it up take it off
00:09:54Oops, looks like it accidentally fell off.
00:10:07Go fetch, loser.
00:10:14Jenny!
00:10:24All right, try to breathe, okay?
00:10:36You're all right.
00:10:39What is that?
00:10:42You okay?
00:10:43Yeah, I'm still alive.
00:10:46Good.
00:10:54You know, I don't get in the middle of camp fights, but you push it way too far.
00:11:07Wait, wait, wait, wait, I can't swim behind there.
00:11:10Hey, if I see any clips of this online, you guys are off the team permanently.
00:11:14Give me your phones.
00:11:15Give me your phones right now.
00:11:17Yes, thank you.
00:11:19Come on, someone help me!
00:11:33What are you, five years old?
00:11:35Put me down.
00:11:40Okay, uh, are you just gonna stand there and watch me change, or...?
00:11:44Well, if you insist.
00:11:50You know, you're welcome, by the way.
00:11:52I didn't ask you to play hero.
00:11:53Yeah, but you're still wearing my clothes.
00:11:55You know, that's the second time that I've saved you, and I haven't gotten one thank you yet.
00:11:58Now that's cold even for you, firecracker.
00:12:07So you don't freeze.
00:12:09Turn around.
00:12:23Stay away.
00:12:30Are you all done?
00:12:31Yes, I'm done.
00:12:32I'm okay.
00:12:33Just wanna make sure.
00:12:34What do you want, Xavier?
00:12:39I want a kiss.
00:12:48I can't.
00:12:50Why not?
00:12:51You afraid you're gonna like it?
00:12:53Because...
00:12:56I only like Sam.
00:12:57Jenny, are you telling me that you're crushing on your own brother?
00:13:14You can't tell anyone about this.
00:13:16Okay, fine. I'll keep you a little secret.
00:13:18If you stop pretending like you don't like me, and give me a kiss.
00:13:22Better hurry up.
00:13:24Don't want your brother seeing you in here with the enemy.
00:13:26Right?
00:13:28All right, how about this?
00:13:29I'm gonna count down from ten.
00:13:30And I better get what I want.
00:13:32Ten.
00:13:34Nine.
00:13:35Seriously?
00:13:36Oh yeah.
00:13:37Eight.
00:13:38Seven.
00:13:40Seven.
00:13:42Six.
00:13:44Five.
00:13:45You're insane.
00:13:46Yep.
00:13:47Four.
00:13:48Three.
00:13:49Two.
00:13:50And we're back here!
00:13:51One.
00:13:53Give it.
00:13:55Give it.
00:13:57Give it.
00:13:59Give it.
00:14:02Give it to me.
00:14:04Give it.
00:14:05Give it.
00:14:06Give it.
00:14:07Give it.
00:14:08Give it.
00:14:09Give it.
00:14:10Give it.
00:14:11Give it.
00:14:12Give it.
00:14:13Give it.
00:14:14Jenny, you okay?
00:14:15Jenny, open the door.
00:14:17Oh my god.
00:14:18Oh my god.
00:14:19Oh my god.
00:14:20What'll be two?
00:14:21Oh my god.
00:14:22Oh my god.
00:14:23What'll be two?
00:14:24Hey, relax.
00:14:25It's just Sam.
00:14:26Let him in.
00:14:27Jenny, you open this door right now or I'm breaking it down.
00:14:29I swear to god!
00:14:30Oh no.
00:14:31He sounded so mad.
00:14:32Get in.
00:14:34I'm not getting in the closet.
00:14:35Get in.
00:14:36Okay, I'll get in the closet if you promise to take me on a date.
00:14:41Jenny, open the door.
00:14:42You gotta promise me.
00:14:43Fine, okay?
00:14:45Promise?
00:14:46Yes.
00:14:47Come on.
00:14:48Get in.
00:14:49Okay, you made a promise.
00:14:51Jenny?
00:14:58Jenny?
00:14:59You in here?
00:15:00Shh.
00:15:01Don't make a sound.
00:15:02You are hearing voices again.
00:15:03That's a good thing.
00:15:04No.
00:15:05No.
00:15:06No.
00:15:07No.
00:15:08No.
00:15:09No.
00:15:10No.
00:15:11No.
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00:15:30No.
00:15:31No.
00:15:32No.
00:15:37No.
00:15:42No.
00:15:49How was that?
00:15:51Uh, Jenny, you in there?
00:16:03Hey! What's up?
00:16:06What the hell are you doing in the closet?
00:16:09Uh, I was just picking out a skirt.
00:16:16I thought I heard voices.
00:16:18You know I talk to myself.
00:16:20You know that, you know, I have decision fatigue.
00:16:23It's a real thing.
00:16:24Uh-huh.
00:16:26You're shivering.
00:16:27I'll grab your hoodie.
00:16:29No! No!
00:16:31No!
00:16:33No, I'm good. I'm not cold, okay?
00:16:36I'm just gonna get some rest.
00:16:41I heard about what happened at the pool.
00:16:45I'm so sorry, Jenny. I should've been there. If something like that ever happens again.
00:16:54You call me, okay?
00:16:55I'm more of this tough girl act.
00:16:57I mean, since mom and dad are gone, you're the only family that I have.
00:17:01You big dummy. You know I'm always gonna be here, right?
00:17:08Oh, and I know that Xavier helped out today.
00:17:13But I think he has some ulterior motives, so just promise me you're gonna keep your distance.
00:17:18Okay?
00:17:19Mm-hmm.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:41Try to get some sleep.
00:17:42Mm-hmm.
00:17:43You too.
00:17:57So your brother is the reason why you don't like me.
00:18:00What a hurt one of my family bonds you two have.
00:18:04No.
00:18:05That's not the reason, okay? I just don't like you.
00:18:09So you can leave.
00:18:10You know, all this panic over this secret.
00:18:13What? What are you talking about?
00:18:25Did you use this?
00:18:29What you were thinking of me?
00:18:31Did you use this?
00:18:34What you were thinking of me?
00:18:35Uh...
00:18:38You snooped through my stuff?
00:18:40Yeah, I guess I did.
00:18:41Let's be real, firecracker.
00:18:43I'm a lot better than this toy.
00:18:44I don't need batteries, and I can prove it to you right now.
00:18:47No.
00:18:55See?
00:18:56That doesn't mean shit to me.
00:18:59What about this?
00:19:05Listen to me.
00:19:06You know you can keep lying to yourself.
00:19:08But we both know that you're dying to see what's happening between us.
00:19:13You're so full of yourself.
00:19:15Yeah.
00:19:20And you're so into it.
00:19:25Sweet dreams, Jenny.
00:19:26Fine.
00:19:34I guess I see the appeal.
00:19:40I'm done playing games, Jenny.
00:19:41I want you.
00:20:02Just take me.
00:20:04I'm all yours.
00:20:12Shit.
00:20:15No.
00:20:16No.
00:20:17No more.
00:20:18God, Jenny.
00:20:19You need to stop this.
00:20:20Stop letting him ruin your life.
00:20:22No.
00:20:23No.
00:20:24No more, Jenny.
00:20:25God.
00:20:26You need to stop this.
00:20:27Stop letting him ruin your life.
00:20:37Really?
00:20:38Again?
00:20:39You can't come up with anything new?
00:20:40What?
00:20:41Now that Xavier's backing you up, you've forgotten your place?
00:20:45What?
00:20:46No.
00:20:47We have nothing to do with each other.
00:21:10not a supply chain.
00:21:11No.
00:21:12No.
00:21:16No.
00:21:17No.
00:21:18No.
00:21:19No.
00:21:20No.
00:21:22No.
00:21:24No.
00:21:25You're wrong.
00:21:26No, no.
00:21:27No.
00:21:29No.
00:21:30No.
00:21:31No, no.
00:21:32No.
00:21:33No.
00:21:34No.
00:21:35Oh my gosh, someone already paid $100 to see her naked.
00:21:40Perfect.
00:21:42Oh, Jenny, are you finished with your shower yet?
00:21:45Because you've got tons of fans just waiting to say hi.
00:21:51Don't worry, guys.
00:21:52I promise you'll get exactly what you want.
00:21:56Come on, hurry up.
00:21:57Our fans are waiting.
00:21:59If you don't come out, should we just come in?
00:22:03Oh, I guess we'll just have to help her out.
00:22:06No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:22:08Guess so.
00:22:33This is new.
00:22:45Oh.
00:22:46Hey.
00:22:47Oh, Jenny, Miss Jenny.
00:22:50Can you help me?
00:22:52Someone's trying to film me.
00:22:54She's not in here.
00:22:55She must be in the men's room.
00:22:56It's the only place left for her to hide.
00:22:57Yeah, good.
00:22:58Come on.
00:22:59What are you doing?
00:23:00Just come, guys.
00:23:01What?
00:23:02You don't see.
00:23:03Got you now, little slut.
00:23:05I'm not.
00:23:06I'm not.
00:23:07I'm not.
00:23:08I'm not.
00:23:09What are you doing?
00:23:10What are you doing?
00:23:17Shh, just come here.
00:23:17What are you saying?
00:23:21Got you now, little slut.
00:23:29Oh, Jenny, come on out.
00:23:32You have 12,000 people who just loved your shower.
00:23:37You don't want to ghost your fans, do you?
00:23:40No, no, no, stop it.
00:23:42I don't see.
00:23:43We're not going to film you like this.
00:23:44I don't give a shit.
00:23:49What, are you waiting for your OnlyFans debut?
00:23:51Because, honestly, honey, after that pathetic pool show,
00:23:55I'm not sure there's anything left that everyone hasn't already seen.
00:24:01Come on, let's make you insta-famous.
00:24:04Hey, get the fuck out of here, huh?
00:24:08Xavier?
00:24:08Yup.
00:24:09Oh, my God, Jenny, you little slut.
00:24:13Samuel wasn't enough, now you have to collect the whole team, like, chief trophies?
00:24:18Xavier, baby, you know she's just using you.
00:24:23You know she does this with every guy.
00:24:25Stay ready.
00:24:25Let's go.
00:24:46Come and stop me.
00:24:47Oh, my God.
00:24:49Yes!
00:25:01Xavier, I didn't realize that you would be a...
00:25:06What?
00:25:07Oh, my God.
00:25:17Chris?
00:25:18Hey, Chris, come here.
00:25:20What?
00:25:21What's going on?
00:25:23Why are you here?
00:25:24This is the men's shower.
00:25:26These wannabe influencers live-streamed our practice without telling us,
00:25:30and then they've been selling information about our team to our rivals.
00:25:34I want them off the team, and I want them out of the fucking school.
00:25:37What?
00:25:39This is unforgivable!
00:25:41No, I didn't!
00:25:42Uncle, I swear, it was Jenny!
00:25:46You're a disgrace!
00:25:57Coast is clear.
00:26:04You're saving me.
00:26:07For what?
00:26:09Uh...
00:26:11You're...
00:26:13Boulders pressing into me.
00:26:17You're...
00:26:19Boulders pressing into me.
00:26:23Well, biology doesn't lie, you know?
00:26:26I'll be the first to admit that I'm a red-blooded man.
00:26:28You're beautiful, man.
00:26:31I'll go get her clothes.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:34I swear to stay away, yet he's always the one saving me.
00:26:38God, Jenny, what are you doing?
00:26:40I think these are yours.
00:26:41Thanks.
00:26:42Who is?
00:26:43Is this yours?
00:26:44Damn that.
00:26:45Stop.
00:26:47Again.
00:26:49You know, next time you want to take a shower, you can just ask.
00:26:51I'm gonna need a cup of such a ruckus.
00:26:53Oh!
00:26:54There you go.
00:26:55Firecracker's back.
00:26:56Nice to see you again.
00:26:57This is yours.
00:26:58Damn that.
00:26:59Stop.
00:27:06Again.
00:27:08You know, next time you want to take a shower, you can just ask.
00:27:10I'm gonna need a cup of such a ruckus.
00:27:12Oh!
00:27:14There you go.
00:27:15Firecracker's back.
00:27:16Nice to see you again.
00:27:27Hold on.
00:27:28What are you gonna do outside the town?
00:27:29Oh.
00:27:30Can I have a change?
00:27:31No, I didn't.
00:27:32You have to change too.
00:27:33I'm gonna do a shower.
00:27:34I'm gonna do a shower.
00:27:35I'm gonna do a shower.
00:27:36I'm gonna do a shower.
00:27:37I'm gonna do a shower.
00:27:38Oh!
00:27:39What the fuck?
00:27:40Sam!
00:27:41Sam!
00:27:42What the fuck?
00:27:43It's not like that, okay?
00:27:44I was taking a fucking shower and Xavier just happened to be in here.
00:27:48Okay?
00:27:49Well, that was great.
00:27:50You really cleared that one up, huh?
00:27:52Hey, hey, hey, bud.
00:27:53Why don't you fucking relax, dude?
00:27:54Okay?
00:27:55Not everything's a goddamn conspiracy, right?
00:27:58Xavier, you listen to me, okay?
00:28:00Mm-hmm.
00:28:01Jenny isn't like those other girls you mess with.
00:28:02Mm-hmm.
00:28:03Now you back the fuck off.
00:28:06Or I swear to God, I do not know what you...
00:28:11Got it?
00:28:15Take it easy, okay?
00:28:17Have your hero moment.
00:28:18Mm-hmm.
00:28:19I'm outta here.
00:28:21Bye, Jenny.
00:28:25Jenny.
00:28:26What the hell?
00:28:27I thought that I told you to stay away from him.
00:28:28Sam.
00:28:29Xavier's not that bad, okay?
00:28:32Just listen to yourself, okay?
00:28:33He's already turned you.
00:28:34Jenny.
00:28:35He's our biggest enemy.
00:28:36Okay.
00:28:37Okay.
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:39Okay.
00:28:40Okay.
00:28:41Okay.
00:28:42Okay.
00:28:43Okay.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45Okay.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:47Just listen to yourself, okay?
00:28:48He's already turned you.
00:28:49Jenny.
00:28:50He's our biggest enemy.
00:28:51Okay.
00:28:52Okay.
00:28:53Okay.
00:28:54Okay.
00:28:55Okay.
00:28:56Oh my God.
00:28:57Are you okay?
00:28:58Yes.
00:28:59Are you okay?
00:29:00Okay.
00:29:01All right?
00:29:02You swear to God.
00:29:03You just promise me nothing happened.
00:29:04You're making me worry all the time this one.
00:29:05Like a lot.
00:29:06Like all the time.
00:29:07Okay.
00:29:19So I'm not that bad, huh?
00:29:21Look at me.
00:29:22Huh?
00:29:23I got hurt because of you.
00:29:25What do you think of that?
00:29:26Huh?
00:29:30So you...
00:29:31You hurt everything.
00:29:33Yeah.
00:29:34I'm only hurt enough to know that you think that I'm pretty good.
00:29:36that I'm pretty good.
00:29:37No, no, no, do not flatter yourself.
00:29:42Right now, I think if you give me a shot,
00:29:43you'll realize that I'm pretty good at a lot of things.
00:29:49Well, I'm not gonna betray my brother.
00:29:54All right.
00:29:56And I'm not one of those girls
00:29:59to just wait to have a spot in line.
00:30:03Like a little fan of yours, okay?
00:30:06Well, it's too late for you, Jenny.
00:30:09I'm already past the blue line.
00:30:23Bye, Jenny.
00:30:25Why does he make it so hard to walk away?
00:30:30Anywhere.
00:30:32Yeah, let's hold it.
00:30:33Hi.
00:30:34I have these files for a girl named Rosalie.
00:30:38Do you know which one she is?
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:41Here, 10 o'clock.
00:30:43The walking Victoria's Secret ad.
00:30:45Take me back in time, take me back in time.
00:30:50Yeah, she's Xavier's legendary ex.
00:31:13What?
00:31:14What?
00:31:15Well, I heard that she specifically came back to be our new PR director, but do you think
00:31:19she came back for him?
00:31:21That's tea.
00:31:23Sam is right.
00:31:24This fuckboy upgrades his toys every season.
00:31:27I wish I had her hip-to-waist ratio.
00:31:29Girl got curds.
00:31:34Hello.
00:31:35Hey.
00:31:35Uh, Miss Rosalie, I have some files for you.
00:31:39New face.
00:31:41Who's this?
00:31:41This is our team intern, Ginny.
00:31:45How adorable.
00:31:48Well, you have a great day.
00:31:49Uh.
00:32:17Yeah.
00:32:18Clean my shit.
00:32:19something important uh no uh listen i gotta go i gotta go and uh feed my cat yeah you don't have
00:32:41a cat yeah i do mr davis our team is a solid investment you will not regret it if you invest
00:32:50in us who's that girl
00:32:51that's jenny she's our new assistant just an intern but some okay you know what chris uh my investment
00:33:08this season depends on her i'm harrison vance jenny i know i'm having dinner tonight and i'd be
00:33:21delighted if you came your insight as someone new to the team would be invaluable oh okay
00:33:28sorry harrison jenny's with me tonight isn't that right
00:33:32savior didn't realize jenny was your girl i didn't realize that jenny was taller than you
00:33:39look at that i'm gonna lie i'm not he didn't get to speak for me get over here hey what do you think
00:33:46you're doing stay away from him he's not a good guy trust me you can go with fun on your date
00:33:51with rosalie you know harrison is handsome rich and he's a gentleman unlike you i'm a gentleman
00:34:00no you're just a little playboy
00:34:02okay dinner what time seven send a car oh great it's black tie optional but i'd love to see you in
00:34:13red see you there jenny
00:34:16what a dork
00:34:19hey grab your heels we're going out tonight
00:34:31oh we owe nine bordeaux as hints of rose you must try it
00:34:41um okay oh my gosh jenny what a coincidence firecracker you haven't found a date
00:34:49harrison you're here with jenny
00:34:52oh my gosh this is perfect a little double date then shall we oh i don't mind
00:35:02i'll just take the usual wow jenny you look so different someone's putting in the effort
00:35:16tonight i told you to wear red see told you so yeah you look great too oh love that dress
00:35:24isn't new savior picked it out he just loves me in this style
00:35:28of course he does yeah you love everyone in that style don't you
00:35:33so jenny any dietary restrictions i should know about
00:35:39she doesn't like fish how does he even know that
00:35:43uh fish i just am not a big fan of fish but like
00:35:48it's just a personal preference or i'd never have that's because you have not had it prepared
00:35:54properly
00:35:54the omakase menu with extra uni and the turbot with the black truffle emotion
00:36:03trust me you will weep with gratitude
00:36:06sure
00:36:07well thank me later
00:36:12she's allergic
00:36:15savior you certainly know a lot about jenny
00:36:20you certainly know a lot about jenny
00:36:24about jenny of course
00:36:26i don't
00:36:26yes i do
00:36:27see uh it's because me and her know each other so well
00:36:30isn't that right jenny
00:36:32god i really need to shut this man up
00:36:34how about we start eating
00:36:39i'm starving i really like the garlic bread
00:36:43you guys have it
00:36:43see bread is my favorite thing too jenny has everything that i like and i know everything
00:36:48that you like
00:36:48shut the fuck up
00:36:50then why don't we just leave right now
00:36:55jenny
00:36:55if you don't want to try the fish i recommend their signature
00:37:00filet yon
00:37:02yeah i'll take that see jenny doesn't like filet yon either
00:37:05shit uh she likes uh lamb
00:37:07thank you sir
00:37:08xavier
00:37:10shouldn't you be paying more attention to your name
00:37:12poor rosalie has been waiting for your attention all night
00:37:16oh no
00:37:17well don't stop on my behalf this is the most entertainment i've had all week
00:37:20what do you think
00:37:23do you think i should pay more attention to rosalie
00:37:26oh absolutely
00:37:29you know you two are so perfect for each other
00:37:34jenny
00:37:36would you join me in the ladies room
00:37:38this place is maze-like for newcomers
00:37:41sure sure
00:37:45xavier's into you
00:37:53you like him too right
00:37:54uh no
00:37:56xavier doesn't like clingy girls
00:37:58the second that you beg for commitment
00:38:01he's gone
00:38:02you're smarter than i thought jenny
00:38:05playing the hard to get strategy
00:38:07what are you trying to say
00:38:09pretty face
00:38:13unyielding gaze
00:38:15young body
00:38:16i can see why he's so into you
00:38:18but you're just a fling sweetheart
00:38:20the moment that he gets what he wants
00:38:23you're just another name on his list
00:38:26but don't take it too personally
00:38:29you're not the first
00:38:30and you definitely
00:38:32won't be the last
00:38:33why the fuss
00:38:35it's just a summer flame
00:38:37but why don't you uh piss off
00:38:38jenny's not interested
00:38:40she's with me
00:38:41relax caveman
00:38:42you'll have your turn
00:38:44and when i'm done
00:38:45i'll even give a real preview
00:38:47what the fuck did you just say
00:38:49i said
00:38:50when i'm done playing with her
00:38:52then you can have yours
00:38:53i'm playing that too
00:38:57i'm having a great time
00:38:58oh yeah you like that
00:39:00i'm playing that too
00:39:01what the fuck is going on
00:39:02nothing he had some food on him
00:39:04i just helped him clean it up
00:39:05thank god he just snapped
00:39:06i just mentioned how lovely you are
00:39:08oh shut the fuck up dude
00:39:10you're being psycho
00:39:11okay
00:39:11we're at a nice restaurant
00:39:12and you're punching me
00:39:13what the fuck
00:39:13wait a second
00:39:14why are you gonna believe him over me
00:39:15you should have heard this asshole
00:39:16just said about it
00:39:17he said he would ruin my investment
00:39:19if i didn't stop seeing you
00:39:21okay
00:39:23i've lost my appetite
00:39:24great
00:39:25i'm going home
00:39:27jenny let me try a few
00:39:29okay fine
00:39:31wait here
00:39:40i'll get my porsche
00:39:42hey get in
00:39:49come on
00:39:50i just watched rosalie get in the harrison's car
00:39:52he's not coming back for you
00:39:53come on
00:39:55the rain's not gonna let up
00:39:56you're gonna freeze out here
00:39:56not your problem
00:39:58all right
00:40:02let's get a stand out here
00:40:03until you change your mind
00:40:04you know i wonder how long it would take for tmz to come and swarm us
00:40:09yeah that way your big bro can watch our little date on the evening news
00:40:13wouldn't that be nice
00:40:14dave
00:40:18is that that difficult
00:40:20wipe that fucking look off your face before i do it for you
00:40:30take off that jacket
00:40:34did you hear what i just said take off that jacket
00:40:38come on just take the fucking jacket off i'm serious
00:40:41happy now now fucking drive
00:40:44put this on
00:40:45okay
00:40:48you're all wet
00:40:52okay
00:40:53why don't you behave or else we're not driving anywhere
00:40:57no you wouldn't want sam finding out why you have a cold right
00:41:03oh i shouldn't have let this idiot know that sam is my brother
00:41:07okay
00:41:19okay would you just listen for one second
00:41:20hey no no no listen you know i had a reason for hitting it
00:41:23okay it wasn't like he said
00:41:24whatever
00:41:25go be with rosalie
00:41:27okay
00:41:27i'm done with this
00:41:28i'm done with you
00:41:29just pretend like we never fucking met okay
00:41:32pretend like we don't know each other
00:41:34okay first off
00:41:35what the fuck does this have to do with rosalie and what do you mean let's pretend like
00:41:38we don't know each other what the fuck did she say to you
00:41:40she told me everything
00:41:41bye
00:41:41bye
00:41:42hey
00:41:43what the fuck do you think you're doing
00:41:45huh
00:41:45what do you think you're doing i'm talking to you
00:41:47you don't get to talk to me anymore
00:41:48no no no no no no no no i'm talking to you right now
00:41:50okay
00:41:50shut the fuck up
00:41:52you're being a fucking dead fuck
00:41:54hold me down
00:41:55i should have worn my jacket
00:41:57hold me down
00:42:02What the fuck did Rosalie tell me?
00:42:18No, tell me because I want to understand, okay?
00:42:20Because I feel like I'm the one that should be pretty fucking pissed off right now.
00:42:23I need to sit there and endure your fucking date with fucking Harrison.
00:42:27Goddamn fucking bastard, huh?
00:42:29What's that about?
00:42:30Endure?
00:42:31Yes.
00:42:31I didn't ask you to come, okay?
00:42:34You can go be with Rosalie since she's so desperate to get back together with you.
00:42:39What?
00:42:39Get the fuck away from me.
00:42:42You're jealous.
00:42:43You think that Rosalie and I, wow, that's fucking hysterical.
00:42:46I don't care what relationship you two have.
00:42:50I don't care how many girls you want to fuck with, okay?
00:42:53I'm done with this shit.
00:42:54I don't want to be in your fuck list anymore.
00:42:56So all this rage is because you think that I want to fuck my sister.
00:43:00What did he just say?
00:43:02Yes!
00:43:02Rosalie's my sister!
00:43:05And do his flash, firecracker.
00:43:07And not only is it illegal, it's fucking disgusting.
00:43:09Even for me, okay?
00:43:14God, don't look like that, all right?
00:43:15And don't act like you're not jealous, okay?
00:43:17Otherwise, you wouldn't have posted that fucking picture on Instagram.
00:43:20Jenny, there's only one girl that's driving me crazy.
00:43:23There's only one girl that I'm chasing, and it's not my fucking sister!
00:43:26It's you!
00:43:27Jenny, every single stupid fight, every time that I push your buttons, is because I can't
00:43:31get you out of my head.
00:43:32You're stubborn, you're infuriating, you're everything that I want and I want, but I just want you.
00:43:41You're not playing with me.
00:43:45If you don't believe me, look me in the eyes.
00:43:47If you don't believe me, look me in the eyes.
00:44:17You're mine.
00:44:25You're mine.
00:44:27You're mine.
00:44:34Good morning.
00:44:36Good morning.
00:44:48So when are we going to tell everybody?
00:44:52Tell everybody what?
00:44:54That we're together and that you're mine.
00:44:57You're insane.
00:45:00No, I'm not.
00:45:01Sam finds out, I'm dead.
00:45:04You're probably going to get kicked off the hockey team if he doesn't break your kneecap first.
00:45:09What the fuck are we talking about, Sam?
00:45:11No, seriously, so what?
00:45:13So I'm good enough for this, but I'm not good enough to call you mine?
00:45:16What am I, your fuck buddy?
00:45:18I don't think so.
00:45:20Grow up.
00:45:22If Sam finds out, I'm dead.
00:45:24So keep this a secret, okay?
00:45:27Wow, so this is what it feels like to get played by a woman.
00:45:30Fuck her.
00:45:32Okay, I'm going to work.
00:45:34Okay, and I'm going to walk you there.
00:45:41We shouldn't have come in here together.
00:45:43What if Sam sees us?
00:45:44God, you shouldn't be so scared of Sam.
00:45:48I think everything's like a TV show.
00:45:49All right, Sam.
00:46:09I'm going to save some stamina for the ice.
00:46:12Keep this up, you're going to be dead by the time you're 30.
00:46:14Yeah, it'd be worth it, and I'd die happy.
00:46:17What is this?
00:46:19You know the rules.
00:46:20No randoms in the dorms during training.
00:46:22Oh, trust me, man.
00:46:23She's not random.
00:46:25What the hell was that?
00:46:27No, it's just my girlfriend getting a little frisky.
00:46:30You wouldn't know anything about that.
00:46:31Not everybody's a goody-two-shoe like your sister.
00:46:33Of course.
00:46:34Jenny's classy.
00:46:35And this one looks like she might stab you.
00:46:38Are you serious?
00:46:46You just mentioned me in front of Sam?
00:46:48Yeah, and you met me.
00:46:53Yes, I have to.
00:46:55It's my job.
00:46:56Jenny!
00:46:56Hey, pants are running into you!
00:46:59With, uh, him.
00:47:00Listen to me, Jenny.
00:47:07Don't hang around this guy.
00:47:08It's bad news.
00:47:09Funny.
00:47:10That's exactly what Sam said about you.
00:47:12Jenny, about last night, an emergency board meeting kept me from picking you up.
00:47:16I wanted to apologize properly.
00:47:20What is this, huh?
00:47:23$299.99.
00:47:25Flowers with the price tag.
00:47:27Real classy move.
00:47:28I bet you said Venmo requests your girlfriends for condoms.
00:47:31I bet you have a spreadsheet at home for all these gifts that you have to return because
00:47:34you get rejected so fucking often.
00:47:37Jenny, you're smart.
00:47:39The only thing this overgrown jock can offer you is drama and STDs.
00:47:44I could open doors for you.
00:47:46Real opportunities.
00:47:48Yeah, don't listen to this prick.
00:47:49Let's go.
00:47:50Choice has changed, Jenny.
00:47:51Especially when better ones come along.
00:47:53Why don't you take your fucking hand off?
00:47:54What are you gonna do?
00:47:55Oh, I'm gonna smash you in the ground.
00:47:56Smash you in the ground.
00:47:57You suck!
00:47:59Let go of me!
00:47:59I'm not going with either of you!
00:48:01Mr. Vance, it's extremely inappropriate for you to be talking about investments with an
00:48:05intern.
00:48:06That's not my job.
00:48:12Your whole Monopoly money thing didn't work, did it?
00:48:15She'll come around.
00:48:16Everybody has their price.
00:48:18Why don't you listen here, you little trust fund brat?
00:48:19This whole I can buy whatever I want thing, keep it away from Jenny.
00:48:23She's a human being.
00:48:25That's something at an auction that you can bid on.
00:48:35Jenny!
00:48:35Where were you last night?
00:48:39I went by your room.
00:48:39I couldn't find you.
00:48:40I was pulling an all-nighter.
00:48:43You know, my schedule doesn't make itself.
00:48:46Oh, I heard about Harrison trying to rub you into his investment stuff.
00:48:50That guy's a shark, okay?
00:48:52Don't let him drag you into his mess.
00:48:55Okay.
00:48:57I have a solo match with Xavier to set.
00:48:59See you around, okay?
00:49:01See ya.
00:49:01Okay.
00:49:29Oh, you all right?
00:49:41Oh, shit.
00:49:42Oh, shit.
00:49:43Oh, shit.
00:49:54Oh, my God.
00:49:55Hey.
00:49:56Hi.
00:49:57Totally easy, honey.
00:49:58I mean, are you going to tell me who you were voting for?
00:50:04Me or Sam?
00:50:05Shut up.
00:50:06It was me, right?
00:50:06Shut up.
00:50:07It was me.
00:50:08I'm here because I'm apologizing for him.
00:50:12I'm really sorry.
00:50:13I want you to get hurt.
00:50:15Okay.
00:50:17Can you kiss it better?
00:50:18Are you serious?
00:50:20Give me a kiss.
00:50:21You're hurt right now, and the only thing you care about is...
00:50:23I'm in pain.
00:50:25I'm hurting.
00:50:27I'm alone.
00:50:27Nobody rugs me.
00:50:29Nobody wants to give me a kiss.
00:50:31Come here.
00:50:36Yo, Xavier, are you in there, man?
00:50:38What the fuck is that saying?
00:50:40Shit.
00:50:41Shit.
00:50:41I need to hide.
00:50:42What do I do?
00:50:43What do I do?
00:50:43I just...
00:50:43Hurry.
00:50:47Hurry.
00:50:47What, you jerking off in there?
00:50:49Come on.
00:50:49What's up?
00:50:58What's up?
00:50:58Good.
00:50:58That hit was harder than I meant it to be.
00:51:01Yeah, man.
00:51:02It was a good hit.
00:51:05I think I'm dying.
00:51:08Might never play again.
00:51:09It's okay.
00:51:10You know, that's the first time you ever apologized to me.
00:51:12I'm not an apology.
00:51:14Just team rules.
00:51:15You know, no permanent damage during scrimmages.
00:51:19So, what, she needs some ice, a granola bar, or something like that?
00:51:24I could use a kiss.
00:51:25Yeah, you wish.
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:27It's nice seeing the sensitive side of you, man.
00:51:29No, I'm okay.
00:51:30I have my own way of recovering.
00:51:32You know what I mean?
00:51:32No.
00:51:33She's giving a break with you, you asshole.
00:51:37Where do you even find these girls, man?
00:51:39Yeah, if they're around.
00:51:40You know what?
00:51:41I shouldn't even come.
00:51:43Unbelievable.
00:51:44This guy.
00:51:45It was a good hit.
00:51:47Uh-huh.
00:51:51What the fuck?
00:51:52Damn, firecracker.
00:51:54That was way too much.
00:51:55I just saved you, and I think I deserve a reward.
00:52:00Well, what is that?
00:52:02Why don't you come over tonight and help me take a bath?
00:52:08No.
00:52:09Mom.
00:52:11Doctor said I can't get my cash back.
00:52:15You can do the rest of yourself.
00:52:33I think I need more help.
00:52:34Until you get back, until you get back, until you get back, into my arms, into my arms.
00:52:49I'm so bad for you.
00:53:09I'm so bad for you.
00:53:12I'm so bad for you.
00:53:13I'm so bad for you.
00:53:14I'm so bad for you.
00:53:16I need more help.
00:53:20Do you know what skills like this?
00:53:24You should be the MVP.
00:53:25Oh, no.
00:53:29Shit, shit, shit, it's you.
00:53:30Ignoring.
00:53:32No way, yeah.
00:53:33I know, I know, right there.
00:53:35Oh my god.
00:53:36Are you okay? Jen, you sound a little weird.
00:53:42Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good. I'm sorry. I just woke up.
00:53:47Are you sure? I'll come check right now.
00:53:49Mm-mm. Mm-mm. No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm sorry. I'm still really tired.
00:53:56Uh, right. Well, don't sleep in too long.
00:54:01Mm-hmm. Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay, I'll see you later.
00:54:06Shut up. Are you talking about goodbye? No. Stop it now.
00:54:14Get out of here. Mm-hmm.
00:54:21Look at you. Hey, listen. I got ahead of town for a couple of days. I got this family thing, but it's nothing.
00:54:36Listen to me. Hmm. I want you to stay away from Harrison while I'm gone. The fucker is desperate.
00:54:41Okay. Okay? Okay. Yeah.
00:54:46Flushing over something, Jenny?
00:55:03Let's see.
00:55:03Get that back.
00:55:05Oh, Xavier's taste is so cheap.
00:55:09We could have something real together.
00:55:11One weekend with me, and I will double the team's investment.
00:55:14Guarantee Sam's spot in the playoffs.
00:55:17Threatening me?
00:55:19Hey, sir, fuck you!
00:55:23Stop!
00:55:23Stop!
00:55:25Help!
00:55:26Help!
00:55:27Help!
00:55:28Help!
00:55:29Help!
00:55:30Hey, Jenny.
00:55:32Nobody cares to obtain a fear.
00:55:33They'll just think we're in love.
00:55:35Oh, my God!
00:55:36Help me!
00:55:43Scream all you want.
00:55:45Let's give that bitch something juicy.
00:55:48So Xavier can see.
00:55:50Somebody help me!
00:55:52Help!
00:55:53Somebody help me!
00:55:56Jenny!
00:55:59Jenny, you motherfucker!
00:56:03You breathe.
00:56:05Never again.
00:56:06And I will end you.
00:56:11It's not over, sweetheart.
00:56:19Oh.
00:56:21Okay, I'll tell Chris that you're sick.
00:56:23Jenny, maybe quit this game.
00:56:26Jenny, listen to me.
00:56:28Harrison is our biggest investor.
00:56:31He will come back.
00:56:33Okay.
00:56:33I'm sorry.
00:56:35I'll be careful.
00:56:37I'm so sorry.
00:56:38I love you.
00:56:38I love you.
00:56:40I love you.
00:56:40I love you.
00:56:49It's about damn time you showed up.
00:56:51I'm thinking.
00:56:52I'm thinking.
00:56:53I'm thinking.
00:56:56What do you got to do to settle down?
00:57:01Get yourself a proper wife.
00:57:04Unless, of course, you don't mind wiping your own ass.
00:57:08With a broken wrist.
00:57:09In an old folks' home.
00:57:11Please, Dad.
00:57:12The only settling down Xavier does is collapsing into bed after a long night.
00:57:17Well, I found someone.
00:57:19Wait, you're serious?
00:57:21Yes, I am.
00:57:22Who?
00:57:24Little Jenny?
00:57:26God.
00:57:27You know what?
00:57:29Dad, if you burn Harrison Vance's investment, I'll bring it to you.
00:57:32Deal.
00:57:37Cheers, pups.
00:57:46I'm out of my room.
00:58:02Jenny?
00:58:06Jenny?
00:58:06Jenny, where are you right now?
00:58:14Jenny.
00:58:22You saw.
00:58:23I saw enough.
00:58:26You don't mean Harrison.
00:58:28We didn't.
00:58:30I know.
00:58:32Harrison is done.
00:58:34I promise.
00:58:51Hey.
00:58:52Hey, get off of me.
00:58:53Come on, man.
00:58:53You don't want to do this.
00:58:54You don't want to do this.
00:58:54I got money.
00:58:55I got money.
00:59:00Look at me.
00:59:10I know that Sam paid you a visit, but I'm not Sam.
00:59:15I play by a different set of rules, and I'm fucking ruthless.
00:59:21Go near Jenny again, and I will mail your fingers to your family.
00:59:25I swear, I'll make you pay.
00:59:39Big news.
00:59:40Thanks to Lowell Capital, we're fully funded for the season.
00:59:43My head!
00:59:47Yes!
00:59:49Yeah!
00:59:49Yeah!
00:59:50Xavier is our new lead sponsor!
00:59:53Yes!
00:59:54Yeah!
00:59:57Oh, yeah!
01:00:01Jenny, why is Xavier looking at you like that?
01:00:07Jenny?
01:00:08Uh, uh, he, he probably just hates me or something.
01:00:13If you listen to me, that fuckboy gives you any trouble, any at all, you tell me, okay?
01:00:21Okay.
01:00:23I'll worry about you.
01:00:38Yeah, my parents want to meet you.
01:00:42We've talked about this.
01:00:45Yeah, but we can't even make it a face with my parents.
01:00:52No, it's not that.
01:00:54Okay, going public is a mess.
01:00:56Mm-hmm.
01:00:56And Sam's going to lose it.
01:01:00And if we break up in a month, then I'm the one that has to explain it to everyone.
01:01:04Wait a minute, so you're already thinking about breaking up with me?
01:01:06What am I to you?
01:01:10Am I your boyfriend or am I just some human fucking vibrator?
01:01:14No.
01:01:16You know you're better than the vibrator.
01:01:19No, no, no, no, wow, so.
01:01:23Wow, you really don't see this going anywhere, do you?
01:01:29Well, I don't know, I didn't think that this was that serious.
01:01:33So that's how you see me, you just see me as, like, some fuckboy.
01:01:37And you'd rather let everybody think that you're with that fucking creep Harrison than admit that you're with me?
01:01:42You know what really happened.
01:01:43Well, do I?
01:01:44Because I'm over here fighting for our relationship, and you're pretending like I don't even exist, like I'm nothing.
01:01:50So, whatever, I gotta go.
01:01:51What?
01:01:52You know, I used to think that you were brave enough to handle this.
01:01:58Handle us.
01:01:59Because I was wrong.
01:02:02Where are you going?
01:02:03I can't believe camp's almost over.
01:02:21Tomorrow's game decides who gets the player MVP bid.
01:02:23Samuel and Xavier are going to tear each other apart.
01:02:27I am here for the drama.
01:02:31Xavier looks like he really hates you.
01:02:50Is something happened between you two?
01:02:53Hilarious.
01:02:58Uh, remember you told us not to talk.
01:03:01Yeah.
01:03:01Okay, good.
01:03:02Good, that's good.
01:03:04Oh, and, uh, haven't heard from Harrison since I clocked him.
01:03:08I guess he got the message.
01:03:10All right.
01:03:12Bye.
01:03:12Oh, gosh, the game is about to start.
01:03:25Hey, Jenny!
01:03:26Hey, Jenny!
01:03:39Coach Chris!
01:03:40Jenny's missing!
01:03:41What's that about, Jenny?
01:03:42She, she, she was in the hallway and she, she just collapsed and some guy came and dragged her away.
01:03:47The game's canceled.
01:03:53Dad, I need you to find someone for me right now.
01:04:03Huh?
01:04:06Finally awake.
01:04:08Huh?
01:04:10Finally awake.
01:04:12Oh.
01:04:12Where's he, let me go?
01:04:13I don't think so.
01:04:16Xavier needs to see this.
01:04:18He needs to see what happens after he ruined me.
01:04:28Finally won.
01:04:29Hey! Get your fucking hands off of her!
01:04:44In here, stop! Stop!
01:04:56Get up!
01:05:00You hear that?
01:05:01The cops are here!
01:05:02You and Joy Brace it, you fucking asshole!
01:05:05Come on!
01:05:13Never again.
01:05:15I swear.
01:05:22Save you.
01:05:24So this is why you cancelled the game.
01:05:26You and my sister.
01:05:30No, no, Sam, I thought it was you.
01:05:33Sorry, I'm really out of it still.
01:05:36Yeah, I was, you know, um, you don't want our, uh, the investors to think I wouldn't save one of my employees if they got kidnapped, so...
01:05:44Whatever the reason.
01:05:58Let's go, Jim.
01:05:59Hey, Dan.
01:06:00So, when's dinner?
01:06:01I just saved your girl.
01:06:02Yeah, well...
01:06:03I don't think I have a girlfriend anymore.
01:06:08I don't think I have a girlfriend anymore.
01:06:09I don't think I have a girlfriend anymore.
01:06:15I don't think I have a girlfriend anymore.
01:06:18so when's dinner I just saved your girl yeah well I don't think I have a
01:06:26girlfriend anymore
01:06:29um I saw your knuckles were bruised I don't want them to get worse
01:06:53you still think I'm Sam
01:06:58hold on I just want to make sure that you know that I'm not your brother right
01:07:13shut up Xavier listen I'll fix this
01:07:19mom will go at your own pace just stay with me even if it's a secret
01:07:26as long as you don't pick Harrison 2.0 over me we're golden
01:07:30you've got to be fucking kidding me Sam
01:07:49stop stop it's not it's it's serious okay and I love him
01:08:07you love me yes I love you
01:08:12Danny I love you too
01:08:14are you serious my baby sister and my biggest rival and notorious fuckboy who slept with half the
01:08:25league are now even live I won't allow it well how about this let's settle it you and me on the ice
01:08:35tomorrow's playoffs determine the MVP bid if I win you stop interfering MVP's mine so is Jenny
01:08:42now if you win I'll withdraw myself from the MVP slot and I'll back off until you see how I truly feel
01:08:49you better you better skate like your future depends on it Xavier because it does
01:08:54Adam Lowell Xavier's father
01:09:06you know when he said he would bring you home someday
01:09:12I wanted to see for myself the woman that could make him commit
01:09:17well it's nice to meet you I'm Jenny
01:09:20I know
01:09:22Samuel's your brother
01:09:26so let me ask you something young lady
01:09:30you betting on my boy
01:09:32or your brother
01:09:36savior
01:09:53takes the MVP title
01:09:57there
01:09:58I
01:10:00I
01:10:02I
01:10:04Temporary approval
01:10:08one public scandal
01:10:13one flirty DM
01:10:16I skin you alive
01:10:19okay
01:10:20Xavier
01:10:29Xavier Lowell
01:10:30how does it feel like to win the MVP title
01:10:32tell us the people want to know
01:10:34you
01:10:36Jamie Carter
01:10:37you're the one for me
01:10:39no T-packs
01:10:41Mr. Lowell
01:10:48I could never choose between my brother and Xavier
01:10:55I love them both
01:10:58So I forgot all the lyrics and I'm out of here
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