00:00and now stand by for adventure three two one in the exciting story of
00:23war in robot land
00:29this is wonderful zero zero island colonel bleep's great headquarters here on earth
00:40now as twilight fades the lights and scratches cave squeaks cozy cottage
00:47and the colonel's laboratory
00:51blink off for the night silently the powerful radar scope scans the darkened skies ready to signal the
01:03outbreak of trouble anywhere in space there it is red alert red alert scramble
01:14colonel bleep squeak and scratch are off again for there is terrible trouble indeed on the distant
01:23planet robot land
01:26here is a strange world of mechanical men ruled by the master robot roman from his closely guarded
01:38tower romax guides the movements of the robot workers below in this giant factory the mechanical men of
01:46robot land skillfully build the great machines needed for the peaceful progress of the universe
01:53but disguised as a friendly robot the wicked doctor destructo has entered the guarded tower he pulls the switch
02:07of the master machine and instantly all work is stopped
02:14then quickly with a mysterious power
02:16of his own the evil doctor starts the robots again working faster than ever before but now instead of building machines for peace the factories rapidly grind out a deadly fleet of
02:28powerful space tanks which destructo plans to use to conquer the universe
02:37arriving at last
02:39colonel bleep quickly orders squeak and scratch to dash for cover on the ground below while bleep prepares to face destructo's mighty armada alone
02:53the poor mad doctor orders the attack
03:00the mighty colonel stands his ground
03:08now destructo steps up the pace
03:12a steady stream of the deadly robot weapons pours onto the firing line
03:17how long can bleep withstand such overwhelming odds if only squeak and scratch could
03:47break through the solid steel tower walls and gain control of the master robot
03:54look the cannon can still be fired but what about ammunition
04:00oh no scratch has volunteered to be a human cannonball
04:06ready aim fire
04:10quickly the caveman pulls the switch
04:17and the mighty romax once again resumes command of robot land destructo's power is broken
04:25now the deadly stream of robot weapons zeroes in on the fleeing villain
04:40and the wicked culprit scrambles for his very life
04:55yes once again colonel bleep and his friends have saved the people of space from sure destruction
05:02and while the brave scratch may sometimes act a little dumb
05:09this was one day when the caveman really used his hand
