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James is a successful comedy writer. There is only one small problem, he lives in Johannesburg and has completely and ut | dG1faFBCS1FURXl0Qk0
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00:00Faraday, stop!
00:06We are the number one hit show in the country, ARs through the roof, what's my name, Timbalicious.
00:12Say yes, say yes baby, say yes!
00:15Yes, I'll give it a try.
00:18Who can be funny in this town, dick?
00:20Who can be funny in Joe fucking Hannesburg?
00:22Who?
00:23All my friends hate me.
00:24Yeah, I mean we took him to our home.
00:26And you sold our dog, James.
00:27My parents live in Australia.
00:29Stop smoking for five bloody minutes, you're gonna kill the dog.
00:32I'm really hoping to get back with my ex-girlfriend.
00:34No, you made your bed up and that's when I had a bed.
00:36One word springs to mind.
00:38What word?
00:39We've all chipped in and booked you into a rehab.
00:43A place called Dustport.
00:45Isn't that where that guy was like beaten to death?
00:48Slip shot!
00:50You've got to get into the rhythm here, Dustport.
00:53It's work and church.
00:55Work and church.
00:56Exercise and church.
00:58On Sundays it's church and church.
01:03You have a Dustport.
01:05There is only one bill and that is the gospel.
01:09I've been driving up and down and I don't know where you are.
01:15It's near a sign to Louis Trichardt which was changed to Mercado and then the Afrikaners got really angry and they got this court order and they changed it back to Louis Trichardt.
01:22Well, what is it called today?
01:23Well, what the fuck is it called today?
01:25Louis Trichardt.
01:26Louis Trichardt.
01:27It's so hard to know what's really going on.
01:33Black rose in your head.
01:36I missed you there.
01:38Black rose in your head.
01:41Oh shit.
01:42Asking me to transport 300 kilograms of arse illegal mercotics is way more than a big arse.
01:50You're making me a mule here.
01:51I'm not a mule Martin.
01:53Oh shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:54I brought you some food for the journey.
01:56Can I just send a message out to all the Fenderduster salesmen in the greater part of Johannesburg saying that I do not need a Fenderduster.
02:08Just remember the three Fs, okay?
02:10Fast, funny, finish.
02:11Ciao, Bella.
02:19Doesn't make sense.
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