JR De Guzman: I'm Your Son, Papa | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

"I’m Your Son, Papa" is JR De Guzman’s debut one-hour stand-up special filmed live in the vibrant city of Las Vegas. | dG1fRVpMVllrYnBIZEE

Transcript

00:00They say Asians can't drive.

00:04Hey, we can drive.

00:05Look at all the Asians that made it to this show safely.

00:09Oh, yeah.

00:10To the empty chairs, rest in peace.

00:19It's crazy that you can get STDs from sex, you know?

00:22Like, why can't you get good things from sex, right?

00:25Oh, man, I slept with this girl last night.

00:27Unprotected.

00:28Unprotected.

00:29And now I have a burning sense of ambition.

00:34I'm a dual citizen.

00:36I'm Filipino and American, and I'm proud of both.

00:39But when I'm applying to colleges,

00:41that's when I'm Native American and gay.

00:46Said our penises aren't small.

00:50It's just like our rice.

00:53When you warm it up,

00:56it doubles twice its size.

01:00Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.

01:04You'll live with your folks till you die.

01:08But I've been seeing some sexy older women in here tonight.

01:14I see y'all with your bracelets.

01:16That life alert.

01:20If I hear it go off, that's how I know I'm killing it.

01:22My dad, he loves singing.

01:26He'll always be singing his favorite song in karaoke.

01:28That girl is on fire.

01:32I'm like, whoa, what the hell is pyre?

01:36This girl is on fire!

01:40This girl is on fire!

01:42This girl is on fire!

01:48Yeah!

01:50Love you.

01:52Love you, Dad.

01:53Love you.

01:54Love you.