00:01Do you ever feel like a fraud up there?
00:05Teaching?
00:06No.
00:09My name is Lousy Carter.
00:13I'm a literature professor.
00:14I don't like you lounging out while I'm talking to you.
00:17I have a troubling medical diagnosis.
00:19Sorry about this.
00:22I'm pursuing a grad student.
00:24I'm fine with how you look.
00:26I have no... you're not... you're not my type, first of all.
00:29Thank you?
00:30This is my stalker.
00:31I was a big fan of the film you made.
00:33The animated film from the early aughts.
00:35This is my best friend.
00:36You're the laughing stock of the entire faculty.
00:39Teaching what amounts to barely one book at the graduate level.
00:43I'm sleeping with my best friend's wife.
00:45I feel incredibly guilty. You should too.
00:47I don't feel guilty.
00:48Monster.
00:50All your behavior is odd to me.
00:52I keep expecting you to sound sort of worldly and professorial,
00:54but instead it's more like someone who's somewhere in between 14 and 16.
00:5815?
00:59My ex is annoyed with me.
01:01I'm too tired to argue with you about it.
01:03Everyone is tired.
01:04Jesus.
01:05My sister is frustrated.
01:06I wanted to say that growing up it felt like there were two children,
01:10and it wasn't me and you.
01:12It was you and mom.
01:13Even my therapist is fed up.
01:15You shouldn't sleep with our friends' wives.
01:17But with kale, I don't know.
01:18Yuck kale.
01:19That's not going to end well.
01:25Tune in to find out what happens to Lousy Carter.
01:28Any questions?
01:29Any questions?
01:34Any questions?
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