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Man-baby Lousy Carter struggles to complete his animated Nabokov adaptation, teaches a graduate seminar on The Great Gat | dG1fMVl6N2NoV01sS0k
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00:00You ever feel like a fraud up there teaching no
00:09My name is lousy Carter
00:12I'm a literature professor. I don't like you lounging out while I'm talking to you. I have a troubling medical diagnosis
00:19Sorry about this
00:22I'm pursuing a grad student. I'm fine with how you look. I have no you're not you you're not my type first of all
00:29Thank you. This is my stalker. I was a big fan of the film you made
00:33The animated film from the early aughts. This is my best friend because a laughing stock of the entire faculty
00:39Teaching what amounts to barely one book at the graduate level. I'm sleeping with my best friend's wife
00:45I feel incredibly guilty. You should too. I don't feel guilty
00:48monster
00:50All your behavior is odd to me
00:51I keep expecting you to sound sort of worldly and professorial but instead it's more like someone who's
00:56Somewhere in between 14 and 16 15
00:59My ex is annoyed with me. I'm too tired to argue with you about it. Everyone is tired. Jesus my sister is frustrated
01:06I wanted to say that growing up. It felt like there were two children and it wasn't me and you
01:12It was you and mom even my therapist is fed up
01:15He shouldn't sleep with our friends wise but with gail. I don't know yeah gail. That's not going to end the world
01:21Tune in to find out what happens to lousy carter
01:36Any questions
01:51words
02:09Any questions
02:12Any questions
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