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Amaterasu
  • 5 hours ago
Full Episode of Situationship With My Billionaire Friend
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:11What are you doing here?
00:00:15Beth, you set me up.
00:00:19You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:23Can't let you ruin my wedding with Leanne.
00:00:29You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:00:33I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:37But you've got to go.
00:00:39They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:54And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:57What was that, baby?
00:00:59Awesome.
00:01:01We done here?
00:01:03Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:07Yes! Yes! Yes! No!
00:01:11Are we done here?
00:01:17Yes, I did. You were the best.
00:01:19You were the best.
00:01:20You were amazing.
00:01:21Was it good for you?
00:01:23Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:27Leanne?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:33What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:37I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39What?
00:01:41This isn't working out.
00:01:43Goodbye, honey.
00:01:47I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But...
00:01:54But...
00:01:55Take care, Monique.
00:01:56What am I doing?
00:02:13So...
00:02:14I tell her...
00:02:16Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Like, seriously?
00:02:21So...
00:02:22She goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean...
00:02:25I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:30How about you and I...
00:02:31Um...
00:02:32You're...
00:02:33Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:34Be right back.
00:02:38So...
00:02:39I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:45Sorry.
00:02:46I'll be right back.
00:02:51Oh, damn it.
00:02:52Shit.
00:02:53I'm so sorry.
00:02:54Oh, my God.
00:02:55Oh, my God.
00:02:56Asher?
00:02:57What are you doing?
00:02:58Oh, you're drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:00Damn.
00:03:01Do you wanna grab a drink?
00:03:02Do you wanna grab a drink?
00:03:03Sure.
00:03:04Sure.
00:03:05Look at one.
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00:03:19how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff uh life i guess we should vow to never let that
00:03:28happen again pinkie swear thank you friends forever stop doing that
00:03:35we should vow to never let that happen again pinkie swear thank you
00:03:43swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:47thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job i'm doing marketing at jengard
00:03:59small world never biggest client no way wait what do you do i work at a software development startup
00:04:08hey what about your love life what what about your love life oh my god years of bad sex with jerks
00:04:27a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate
00:04:32how about we
00:04:36stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm i'm your men
00:04:45sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:52i'll be your wing woman though and i'm your wingman
00:05:02i'm your wingman
00:05:03i'm your wingman
00:05:04so
00:05:36I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:53Stop.
00:05:58I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05It's never loose touch again.
00:06:06Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:07:49Oh my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:52What am I doing here?
00:07:53Oh my head.
00:07:55My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:01hey that means since we're here what no no no no no no no bad idea
00:08:11what last night was a bad idea why because asher you're one of my best friends
00:08:20fuck sex reminds everything i suppose you're right but still but still
00:08:31i have a proposition what friends with benefits sex without strings
00:08:43you do you i do me and we do each other
00:08:47interesting
00:08:52okay sold
00:09:01plenty of benefits
00:09:17and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter
00:09:33hello ladies
00:09:40asher
00:09:42you two know each other
00:09:46yeah uh we are we know each other from college he's one of my best friends what are you doing
00:09:54here he's here to see my father wait what daddy owns the company
00:09:59i know i actually own the company i work at
00:10:04he's worth billions and here i thought i knew everything about you
00:10:08and i've been busy since college
00:10:09clearly
00:10:10listen gotta run but talk to you later
00:10:15sure
00:10:17good to see you beth
00:10:19you too
00:10:20oh what a man
00:10:25what's this
00:10:36i took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract
00:10:41a contract
00:10:42it outlines the parameters of our relationship
00:10:44okay
00:10:46article one
00:10:47nobody knows
00:10:48it might get in the way of us seeing other people
00:10:51good point
00:10:52article two
00:10:53we meet at a mutually agreed upon place at a mutually agreed upon time
00:10:57okay
00:10:58article three
00:11:00honesty and transparency are a must
00:11:02agreed
00:11:03article four
00:11:05article four
00:11:06no lies
00:11:08no lies
00:11:10article five
00:11:13once one party sleeps with another person
00:11:16the agreement is over
00:11:19i don't like that one
00:11:21gets too complicated otherwise
00:11:24fine
00:11:27and finally
00:11:30friends first
00:11:36friends first
00:11:37friends first
00:11:38friends first
00:11:40let's eat
00:11:49let's eat
00:12:53Will you go out with me?
00:12:59What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:01Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:13:04A real one.
00:13:06No.
00:13:11What?
00:13:12I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:16Forget the contract.
00:13:18No, friends first.
00:13:19Remember?
00:13:21Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:24Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:40Come on.
00:13:46Friends first?
00:13:46Friends first.
00:14:04So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:05Yes, you will.
00:14:17Oh my God.
00:14:19He asked me out.
00:14:22He asked me out.
00:14:23Breathe, Beth.
00:14:24Breathe.
00:14:25I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:28On Asher?
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:30He asked you out?
00:14:32Yes.
00:14:32On a date?
00:14:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:35Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:37Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:38You can give me some tips.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:42Um.
00:14:43Yeah, okay.
00:14:45I gotta go.
00:14:46Getting a money-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:48I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:52Bye.
00:15:02Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:05Philadelphia.
00:15:06Uh, favorite food?
00:15:08Um.
00:15:11He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:14Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:17I like your pen.
00:15:18I've never seen that color before.
00:15:20Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:22It's my favorite color.
00:15:23Heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:26What about sports?
00:15:29Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:31On your date?
00:15:32I can't do that.
00:15:34If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:35he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:39Marry?
00:15:39You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:50Me and Asher?
00:15:54No.
00:15:55No, no, no.
00:15:55Never.
00:15:56He's...
00:15:56We're...
00:15:58We're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:01Good.
00:16:01By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:06Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:07Super cute.
00:16:09Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child.
00:16:18I was an only child as well.
00:16:20Really?
00:16:21Cool.
00:16:21Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:23my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:26I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:29It's my favorite city.
00:16:32Where was the school?
00:16:33Um, I...
00:16:36Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:40Mm-hmm.
00:16:40How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:49That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:55I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:01I had a wonderful time.
00:17:04I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:07That would be great.
00:17:09Good night.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:15Okay, thank you.
00:17:19Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:25Uh, take care.
00:17:27Why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:31It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Oh.
00:17:35Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:45I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:46No, no, no.
00:17:47It, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just...
00:17:50Sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:54So, it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:18:03Yes!
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:07Toodles.
00:18:08Beth?
00:18:15It was nice.
00:18:18We have a lot in common.
00:18:22Are you...
00:18:23jealous?
00:18:26No.
00:18:26Did you, um...
00:18:31Did you sleep together?
00:18:35No.
00:18:36But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:39Beth?
00:18:40She's an animal.
00:18:42Oh, God.
00:18:43Stop it.
00:18:45Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:48Not for Beth.
00:18:49You don't?
00:18:49Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait.
00:18:53Just in case she is the one.
00:18:57You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:05I'm never getting married.
00:19:08I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:13Oh?
00:19:13You do you?
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:19Agreed.
00:19:20Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:21Maybe.
00:19:21Give it back.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24Mm-mm.
00:19:24It's not fun.
00:19:25Mm.
00:19:26Mm.
00:19:27It's my strawberry.
00:19:28All right.
00:19:28Wow.
00:19:32That was rude.
00:19:43Leanne Lamont.
00:20:07You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:11You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Leanne Lamont.
00:20:27You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:36He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:38Friendship first.
00:20:43Leanne Lamont.
00:20:44Hey.
00:20:50Hey.
00:21:15Shit.
00:21:17I'm so sorry.
00:21:18My bad.
00:21:19My fault.
00:21:21Hang on.
00:21:24You got a tissue?
00:21:29Here.
00:21:30Let me.
00:21:31Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:32Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:33Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43Well, see you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:21:56That was fun.
00:22:07Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:13Both.
00:22:14Okay.
00:22:14You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:15He's a player.
00:22:17So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:20No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:24Oh, my God.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:29Why would I be jealous?
00:22:31We're friends with benefits.
00:22:32Remember?
00:22:32Yeah.
00:22:33You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:41I can handle myself.
00:22:47Yeah, fine.
00:22:48Be that way.
00:22:48You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:56Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:01Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:06Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:27Flowers for Mrs. Lynn Lamont.
00:23:29That's me.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:36What are you doing here?
00:23:46Had a meeting with best dad.
00:23:50That's from Eric.
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:56They're nice.
00:24:01Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:05I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:09No, I was out of line.
00:24:14I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:20Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:26Friends forever?
00:24:28Friends forever.
00:24:30Dinner later?
00:24:36Sounds awesome.
00:24:36Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:57Oh, it's just...
00:24:59I'm just so happy.
00:25:01You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:07I think he could be the one.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:16Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:23Uh, yeah.
00:25:27That's us.
00:25:29You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:34He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:37I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:42Oh.
00:25:43No.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:58Toodles.
00:25:58Why are you so down?
00:26:09What's wrong?
00:26:12Nothing.
00:26:14Famous last words.
00:26:16Is it...
00:26:17Attic?
00:26:19Of course not.
00:26:21How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:23She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:26Yeah, you never know.
00:26:28Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:37Okay.
00:26:38This is your lifeline.
00:26:41It's long.
00:26:43You have a nice, long life.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:49Mm-hmm.
00:26:50And...
00:26:51Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:55And this is your love line.
00:27:02So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:06But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:09You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:33Great idea.
00:27:35Yeah.
00:27:35Great idea.
00:29:06Yeah.
00:29:07Who is that?
00:29:11I have no idea.
00:29:13Hello?
00:29:15Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:17I brought dough!
00:29:19That's...
00:29:31How could you?
00:29:35Beth!
00:29:37Wait, Beth!
00:29:39Oh, fuck, what have I done?
00:29:41What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:47Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:49Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:01I'm leaving.
00:30:02I'm getting dressed.
00:30:03I'm going.
00:30:04I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:05Sorry, okay?
00:30:06You didn't do anything.
00:30:07It was me.
00:30:08I fucked up.
00:30:09You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:11It wasn't.
00:30:12It isn't.
00:30:13It doesn't matter.
00:30:14I fucked up.
00:30:15Whatever it is.
00:30:16I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:17I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:26Yeah.
00:30:27Yeah.
00:30:28Yeah.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:34Hence first?
00:30:35Hence first.
00:30:41Hence first.
00:30:56Hey, Beth.
00:30:57Oh, go away.
00:31:04I need to talk to you.
00:31:08I'd fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:11You, on the other hand, I wouldn't speak to you ever again.
00:31:15No, no.
00:31:16It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:17It was a stupid game.
00:31:18Friends with benefits.
00:31:19But it's over now, okay?
00:31:20I promise.
00:31:26Do you love her?
00:31:29Of course not.
00:31:30Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:35Really?
00:31:37Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:40You and me.
00:31:43Please.
00:31:44Give me another chance.
00:31:52I suppose.
00:31:56Okay.
00:31:59Okay.
00:32:11Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:13Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:15I'm so confused.
00:32:17Friends forever, remember?
00:32:18Eric.
00:32:25Hi.
00:32:26I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:29I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:32I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:35Asher?
00:32:36Asher?
00:32:37Asher, it's me.
00:32:38I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:39What's going on?
00:32:40Are you with Leanne?
00:32:41Call me.
00:32:43Asher?
00:32:44Asher?
00:32:45Asher, it's me.
00:32:46I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:48What's going on?
00:32:49Are you with Leanne?
00:32:50Call me.
00:32:52Asher?
00:32:53Asher!
00:32:54Asher!
00:32:55Asher!
00:32:56Asher!
00:32:57Asher!
00:32:58Asher!
00:32:59Asher!
00:33:00Asher!
00:33:01Asher!
00:33:02Asher!
00:33:03Asher!
00:33:04Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away.
00:33:06But I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:10If you ever want to be friends again,
00:33:13go to where to find me.
00:33:14it's Eric leave a message hey Eric I just wanted to say that I had a great
00:33:43time the other night and I wanted to see what you were doing later sure sure
00:33:47where are you why won't you call me back I know you're with her you lied to me
00:33:54okay miss you call me bye
00:34:02Beth I got your 35 messages listen I'd really like to get to know you better and
00:34:10spend some time with you but maybe we need to slow things down a bit I'll call
00:34:17you when I can
00:34:40hey babe slow down
00:34:47to love
00:34:53wait
00:34:56love sucks
00:34:59okay I think we've had enough
00:35:05how about we had back to my place
00:35:09hmm fabulous
00:35:13easy
00:35:17a lot of good you tell me
00:35:47One, two, one, two, one.
00:36:17I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Yeah, I'm sorry, I've been aloof.
00:36:21Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's okay.
00:36:25Just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:28I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:31You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning,
00:36:37I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:41It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:44No way, she would never.
00:36:45He's a knob.
00:36:47Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:54I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:17I'd want to try and get her in her room or a little.
00:37:28I'm loving it.
00:37:30I'm not a lady.
00:37:32No, I'm not a lady.
00:37:34No, I'm not a lady.
00:37:36It's just a girl or a little girl.
00:38:38What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:41Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:43Hey.
00:38:45Your best isn't good enough. You cost us the game.
00:38:48Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:50Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:52She can handle herself.
00:38:54Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:55Everyone!
00:38:57Asher.
00:38:57Look at the loser.
00:38:59So embarrassing.
00:39:00Fuckin' prick.
00:39:04Come here.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:11Come on.
00:39:12Come on.
00:39:13Come on.
00:39:13Come on.
00:39:14Come on.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:17Come on.
00:39:17Come on.
00:39:18Come on.
00:39:18Come on.
00:39:18Come on.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:21Come on.
00:39:21Come on.
00:39:22Come on.
00:39:22Come on.
00:39:23Come on.
00:39:23Come on.
00:39:24Come on.
00:39:24Come on.
00:39:25Come on.
00:39:25Come on.
00:39:26Come on.
00:39:27Come on.
00:39:27Come on.
00:39:27Come on.
00:39:28Come on.
00:39:28Come on.
00:40:30Beth, we were never together.
00:40:33I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:36You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:38Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:42I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:46You're fired.
00:40:48You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:53I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:54You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:58Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:02And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:05See ya?
00:41:08I don't know.
00:41:11Shh!
00:41:11Shh!
00:41:12Shh!
00:41:13Shh!
00:41:16Shh!
00:41:17Shh!
00:41:18Shh!
00:41:18Shh!
00:41:19Shh!
00:41:19Oh
00:41:25Shit
00:42:49Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:43:01How about a hotel this time?
00:43:05We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:10Love, her friend, with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:16XO, XO.
00:43:21When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:26I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:30Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:32I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:35You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:40I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:44I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:47Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:49You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:52Lear, yeah.
00:43:55I am not a cheater.
00:43:58I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:02I do.
00:44:12Kate.
00:44:32I will, I will, I will!
00:44:49Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:03Or both.
00:45:04Thoughts?
00:45:08Please, don't marry her.
00:45:10You don't love her.
00:45:12You're rebounding.
00:45:19I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:22Thoughts?
00:45:25A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:27Thoughts?
00:45:31They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:34Thoughts?
00:45:49See it's your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:53I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:58Did you know that?
00:45:59It's crazy.
00:46:00Oh my god.
00:46:16Hello?
00:46:17Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:23You're going to love the photographer.
00:46:24He's awesome.
00:46:25I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:29Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:31Sure.
00:46:31Thanks.
00:46:32Thanks.
00:46:47Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:59Okay.
00:47:03You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:06Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:10Ever.
00:47:10Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:22Effective now.
00:47:24Wait.
00:47:25What?
00:47:26Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:31Who's the source?
00:47:37Oh my god.
00:47:39Why would she do this?
00:47:42Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:44No, it's not true.
00:47:45This will ruin me.
00:47:46You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:51But she'd never speak to me again.
00:47:56So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:58Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:02It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:04It's already in the trades.
00:48:07You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:09Nobody will touch you.
00:48:11So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:13Asha?
00:48:23You bitch.
00:48:25What?
00:48:26You jealous bitch.
00:48:28What are you doing?
00:48:29What are you...
00:48:30I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:32So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:35Honey?
00:48:36What are you talking about?
00:48:38I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:41Old job well done.
00:48:42Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:44Stay away from me.
00:48:47Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:50We are not friends.
00:48:52Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:55Stay away from me.
00:48:56Don't contact me.
00:48:57Don't speak to me.
00:48:59Don't look at me.
00:49:05You are dead to me.
00:49:12You are dead.
00:52:12I didn't write this.
00:52:18Heliotrope purple.
00:52:21It was Beth.
00:52:28Heliotrope purple.
00:52:29It was Beth.
00:52:35She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:38Oh my God.
00:52:39Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:41I have to warn him.
00:52:42Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:45Come on, come on, Esher.
00:52:47Okay.
00:52:49Come on.
00:52:55Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:57Beth.
00:52:58Beth?
00:53:10Beth?
00:53:10Bess?
00:53:40Bess?
00:54:10Oh my god, she's insane.
00:54:30What are you doing here?
00:54:34Bess, you set me up.
00:54:39You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:43I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:48And I won.
00:54:51You stay away from me.
00:54:53You're insane.
00:54:58I'll scream.
00:54:59Nobody will hear you.
00:55:06I can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:55:09I am.
00:55:13I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:15I promise, Beth.
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:18You and Asher, or...
00:55:20You're a great couple.
00:55:22He loves you.
00:55:23Why don't I just go away?
00:55:28I'll move.
00:55:30I'll quit my job.
00:55:31Just...
00:55:32Please.
00:55:33Beth.
00:55:34Don't hurt me.
00:55:35Okay?
00:55:36I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:37But you've gotta go.
00:55:46I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:50You've gotta go.
00:55:51No!
00:55:52No!
00:55:53I can't...
00:55:54No!
00:55:55I can't...
00:55:56No!
00:55:58No!
00:55:59No!
00:56:00No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:30No, no, no, no.
00:57:00Don't bother.
00:57:13That pipe's in there good.
00:57:15You're not going anywhere.
00:57:18You're crazy.
00:57:21You're never getting away with it.
00:57:23Oh, but I will.
00:57:24See, I'm getting married today, and then we'll go on our honeymoon, and when I get back, you'll
00:57:31be dead.
00:57:33I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:37Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:49Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:50Toodles!
00:57:51Toodles!
00:57:52Toodles!
00:57:53Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:54Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:55Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:56Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:57Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:58Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:59Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:00Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:01Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:02Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:03Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:04Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:05Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:06Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:07Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:08Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:59:39Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:45Come on!
00:59:47Come on!
00:59:57Come on, come on, come on.
01:00:05Come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:00:13We're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in...
01:00:18Stop!
01:00:20What are you doing here?
01:00:22Keep going fast!
01:00:24What's going on, Beth?
01:00:26Security, take this woman away.
01:00:28She's clearly deranged.
01:00:30Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:31We are gathered here today.
01:00:32Let's go finish it!
01:00:34Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:41What?
01:00:42That's completely absurd.
01:00:47Is this true?
01:00:48She's crazy.
01:00:49Security!
01:00:51She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:57Asher, you love me.
01:00:58We're getting married today.
01:00:59Go, go, go!
01:01:00Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:01You're ruining everything!
01:01:03Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:04You're ruining everything!
01:01:05Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:06You're ruining everything!
01:01:12Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:14You're ruining everything!
01:01:16Beth, how could you?
01:01:18I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:20Get off me!
01:01:26I will kill you.
01:01:27I will kill you!
01:01:29I will kill you!
01:01:30Don't kill me!
01:01:32Go.
01:01:33Get off me!
01:01:34Hey!
01:01:35No!
01:01:36I'm sure...
01:01:39No!
01:01:40No!
01:01:41No!
01:01:42No!
01:01:43I'm too damny!
01:01:44And Prittles in here!
01:01:45I'll give you a declyce!
01:01:48Hey, you okay?
01:01:50Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:55Go.
01:01:56God!
01:01:57God, someone grab a chair.
01:02:02You okay?
01:02:04Yeah, I think so.
01:02:06Okay.
01:02:09God, someone grab a chair.
01:02:16Babe.
01:02:17Hey.
01:02:18Wake up, babe.
01:02:19Baby, wake up.
01:02:20Baby.
01:02:21Hey, wake up.
01:02:23Wake up, baby.
01:02:24Leanne.
01:02:27Asher.
01:02:28Yes, it's me.
01:02:29And it's all over.
01:02:36I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:38I'm more sorry.
01:02:40You saved me.
01:02:41You're my hero.
01:02:47Asher, I love you.
01:02:51I love you, Leanne.
01:02:54Let me help you.
01:02:58Come on.
01:03:05Uh, but...
01:03:06Before I take you to the hospital,
01:03:08I have a question to ask you.
01:03:18Will you marry me?
01:03:20Yes.
01:03:23Yes.
01:03:24Yes.
01:03:25Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:32They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:35But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:38No.
01:03:40Do you feel like you're going to be my mother's?
01:03:41Do you feel like you're going to be your mother's or something like that?
01:03:43No.
01:03:44Yes.
01:03:45No.
01:03:46Well, for the day, the day, the day, the day, the day, the day, the day, the day.
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