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You Fired A Tech Genius
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00:00:00I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shit the hackers trying to
00:00:13bust through the server firewall this is bad we do something the server is the
00:00:17company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP
00:00:21is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay relax there's got to be a
00:00:27wave I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you know
00:00:38fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a
00:00:41large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time that's the
00:00:46times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:57oh my god he's unlocked the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to
00:01:05launch your DDoS scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert
00:01:12hackers and you just owned them dude that was sick I was telling you just some
00:01:15sort of network maintenance lag you could turns out you're a better programmer than
00:01:18I am how the hell did you get so good what you did just now was legendary
00:01:23wait I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a
00:01:28next-gen AI neural net was that you I look I have to tell you later my botnet
00:01:36just trace these hackers IP addresses so we're gonna have to shut them down one
00:01:40by one of one to protect the server which is gonna take some time I you guys
00:01:47can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
00:02:17god finally god finally oh it's light out great full-blown liner
00:02:40you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a uh night's work all right I'm gonna get some sleep
00:02:55um
00:03:10johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts
00:03:16not sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could ward off a
00:03:20cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss would have been a more important role
00:03:24you know I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description
00:03:31fernanda who the hell is this guy this is william dorsey our boss's son he just completed his mba at
00:03:39stanford mr dorsey will be standing in as ceo while his father deals with some medical issues
00:03:45am I looking at two employees from dorsey tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess
00:03:49honestly can't tell sir I can explain zip it johnny you can't manage yourself let alone your entire team
00:03:55so get out of my face you're fired
00:04:01you're fired get out I just did that you know what they say about new management
00:04:08it's gonna be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from the chaff
00:04:19okay listen up listen up I'm gonna need a hundred and fifty percent every single day
00:04:24none of this half-ass bullshit anymore all right
00:04:27who does he think he is Elon Musk
00:04:35what the hell is this crap okay I need zero distractions in this office leave your
00:04:41shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once
00:04:43no that was limited edition oh boohoo it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that
00:04:54junk instead of working you're fired excuse me uh fernanda see how much that thing costs and buy
00:05:02her a new one dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money
00:05:07right yes sir
00:05:14and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince
00:05:21who the hell are you who am I doesn't matter uh you're fired
00:05:28me you're you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did I did I stutter
00:05:33right no um that's not uh that's uh that's not what I meant
00:05:39fernanda what does he do um he works in network maintenance what's his salary
00:05:44just about 500k a year oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job what are you doing
00:05:51taking us for a ride no uh look I was I was working all night can I just take a rest you're
00:05:58trying to clock at a time and a half for overtime I mean I've heard of a quiet quitting but this is
00:06:03time theft are you HR folks as dumb as these techies or is this some kind of larger scale scam
00:06:11eric and I might be dating but I can't afford to get dragged into this I need to break up with this
00:06:16loser um he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary other workers in the same department
00:06:22don't make nearly as much as him fernanda
00:06:29eric martin you are so fired get your and get out of my building
00:06:43all right then eric sir eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack you want to follow him out
00:06:48hey look dorsey tech is still one of the top tech companies in silicon valley
00:06:56don't lose your jobs for me
00:07:09okay yeah boss's orders i won't hold it against you uh it's also our one year anniversary
00:07:18right um see you in the lobby
00:07:27what was that about
00:07:31mr dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting ceo
00:07:39it's better to be feared than loved
00:07:41i mean what you want me to show some mercy to your crook boyfriend is that it
00:07:48no he's not you deserve so much better i mean what would you prefer an unemployed loser
00:07:56we're on let's see you
00:08:06just a sec busy guy oh what's up dad my heart's acting up again you'll have to take over the company for now
00:08:17also there's an important matter you need to know about
00:08:21yeah um what's the important matter we have an employee eric
00:08:25whatever you do make sure to be good to him
00:08:29eric
00:08:32eric martin
00:08:33isn't that the guy i just laid off william you there yep uh just a second
00:08:43do we have any other employees named eric
00:08:50this is the employee list yep i was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally poached
00:08:55he's in charge of our next gen ai development the company's future is in his hands uh yes eric
00:09:03martin ai development i see him eric martin ai development one of the top tech visionaries in
00:09:10silicon valley this the guy yeah that's him eric martin there's another employee with a similar name
00:09:16who's always slacking on the job fire him when you get the chance don't worry dad i already did
00:09:23ha guess that sucker i fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all
00:09:27attaboy keep it up once i'm feeling better i'll come around and see how things are going
00:09:32yeah just focus on getting better dad i got this
00:09:38you know i told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser so who's it gonna be
00:09:45and not me what the fuck do you want uh mr dorsey um uh you spit it out man what's up the company
00:09:59server just crashed
00:10:03you talk to me it's bad sir the customer complaints are getting out of control what should we do sir eric
00:10:08saved us during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here then boom problem solved fernando
00:10:13you got his number right why don't you give him a call
00:10:22eric what a dick forgets his tablet
00:10:28amelioration algorithm wait is this the code that fixes the server loophole oh damn this is good
00:10:38it
00:10:41hello eric the company server crashed get over here and help us mr dorsey said that if you fix it you'll
00:10:48be generously rewarded on my way with eric's codes i can plug the loophole everyone will think i'm a hero
00:10:57so he said he said he's got it thank god
00:11:10well you still made some questions him or me
00:11:16eric and i weren't a thing i was just leaning him on
00:11:20i choose you of course
00:11:31god fernando's supposed to be off a half hour ago where is she screw it i'm going up
00:11:38you
00:11:47you
00:11:47fucking
00:11:47asshole
00:11:51you
00:11:51fucking
00:11:51asshole
00:11:55stop it you're acting like a child
00:11:58as if you never saw this coming what are you doing kissing this douchebag
00:12:02watch your mouth i can do whatever i want
00:12:06with whoever i want
00:12:09you bastard
00:12:22eric you and me
00:12:26are over
00:12:27fernanda
00:12:31are you serious
00:12:33that pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt
00:12:36why are you doing this
00:12:38eric i told you we're done
00:12:40why would i waste my time with an unemployed loser like you
00:12:57keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to
00:13:02oh damn
00:13:05yeah so
00:13:06i'm rich
00:13:08i'm handsome
00:13:09and you
00:13:10you're an unemployed loser
00:13:13just go home and beat your meat man
00:13:18fernando you're the reason i even stayed at dorset
00:13:20shut up
00:13:22who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway
00:13:25we're done
00:13:31you're gonna pay for this
00:13:33hold it
00:13:34you're in trouble now
00:13:35bitch
00:13:46and you are
00:13:48it's an honor to meet you mr dorsey
00:13:51i'm here to report that under my guidance
00:13:53our systems are back up and running normally
00:13:56you're eric martin
00:13:57i am
00:13:59you can see why my father spoke so highly of you
00:14:02idiots do they really not know i'm taking credit for that loser eric's work
00:14:06whatever as long as the boss's son likes me i can keep climbing the ladder
00:14:11mr dorsey
00:14:13i know the who tried to sabotage our company
00:14:17right after you were fired the system crashed
00:14:20there's reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge
00:14:25boss
00:14:35good news
00:14:37eric martin that tech whiz you had on your radar he just left dorsey tech
00:14:41he did
00:14:42mm-hmm it happened 10 minutes ago he was fired by the ceo's son william
00:14:49that's hilarious i want to see the look on that old hag asher dorsey's face when he realizes
00:14:54that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son
00:14:58but boss hendrix tech is just a mid-level startup
00:15:02well if someone as talented as him really want to join us
00:15:04we have to get him on our side by any means necessary
00:15:11you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in ai modeling is
00:15:14get the car ready i'm going to the dorsey office and eric is mine
00:15:28revenge
00:15:30what the hell are you talking about don't play dumb the systems crashed right after you got fired
00:15:36this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still deny it
00:15:40bullshit you guys have always looked down at me as some nobody maintenance worker
00:15:45now you're going to blame me when the server gets hacked
00:15:49none of you idiots have any shred of common sense if you had a common sense you'd have a job
00:15:55i'm not going to argue with you in front of mr dorsey
00:15:59what the hell are you trying to do you either tell them the truth or they're going to take you to
00:16:02the police station eric i had no idea you were such a vengeful person what other tricks do you
00:16:09have of your sleep better come clean now or you're going to jail
00:16:15all right
00:16:17what are you waiting for arrest me let's see if you have any real evidence
00:16:28what are you doing man we don't got handcuffs
00:16:31really without a shred of remorse don't you know that mr dorsey is going to make your life a living
00:16:37hell mr dorsey the way i see it you should teach this asshole a lesson yeah william a scumbag like
00:16:45him should never get away with this no no from this day on eric martin is now blacklisted from dorsey
00:16:55tech and all of its industry partners you know what this means dude you're now kicked out of silicon valley bro
00:17:09i just have one question does asher the ceo know that i've been fired
00:17:15why should the ceo be bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot
00:17:22shit didn't you boys second to the police yes sir stop right there
00:17:28there'll be no need to take him away he's joining hendrix tech
00:17:43he's joining hendrix tech well i recognize you you're evelyn hendrix ceo of hendrix tech
00:17:57evelyn what are you doing here i'm here for you of course i haven't seen you since college
00:18:05what a dummy like you went to college with her so is this how dorsey tech treats its former employees
00:18:11i would have expected better from you miss hendrix these are high level conversations
00:18:17between company ceos someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth miss hendrix this prick
00:18:25eric has severely sorry who are you i i'm uh yeah i don't really have time to listen to your javerick
00:18:33oh my god okay look right after i fired this imbecile our company server crashed he clearly hacked into
00:18:39our system his actions have had serious consequences for our company so yeah man i don't understand
00:18:45why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber criminal did you really not ask your father about
00:18:53who eric is of course i asked my father he said that eric's some kind of slacker who cheated his way
00:19:01into the company slacker is that really what asher said word for word he said fire this loser as soon
00:19:14as you get the chance asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join dorsey tech
00:19:23it doesn't make sense that he would change his mind like this took me a break eric
00:19:28the boss wouldn't waste his precious time recruiting someone like you
00:19:33fine if that's how it's gonna be then there's nothing left to say to you or dorsey tech
00:19:42eric how would you feel about coming over to hendrix tech
00:19:50you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four million per year
00:19:54i want to make you our lead software engineer
00:20:08i'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary
00:20:13miss hendrick you're giving him a lot i mean you're out of your damn mind
00:20:17this woman's got a screw loose you know he was just a maintenance worker at dorsey tech right
00:20:22and now you want to make him a millionaire
00:20:27uh evelyn i know you're trying to help but like i don't want the money
00:20:32then would this meet and agree
00:20:38are you kidding me this is insane if you join hendrix tech you can have anything you want
00:20:45including me
00:20:50okay uh look miss hendrix you're a self-made woman which i respect so for your own good let me remind
00:20:56you that this loser that you've set your mind on is some dick who loves to slack on the job
00:21:01my father said it himself okay all right
00:21:18what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me
00:21:25the car the money my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell asher that from this day
00:21:33forward i eric martin would finally be severing my ties with dorsey tech quit it with the self-pity
00:21:42you didn't deserve those things to begin with it's right that you returned them
00:21:45you guys are shameless you don't even see your employees as human beings
00:21:54miss hendrix i know that you and dorsey tech are competitors yes but to be honest right now we're
00:22:00actually struggling to compete with them don't worry
00:22:07i can help change that
00:22:08i can help change that look at yourself eric offering to work for a smaller company
00:22:17what a joke
00:22:20i'm sorry a trader like you doesn't have the right to judge others
00:22:24how dare you the breach of the company server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of this
00:22:30attack i demand you to issue an apology to dorsey tech and all of its customers and if you don't
00:22:36i'll have to press charges okay good luck with that what are you going to do about it you have no
00:22:45choice but issue that apology stop threatening my employee if you insist on escalating this then
00:22:51send a demand letter to hendrix tech and we'll see it as a declaration of war
00:22:58well if war is what you want that's what you'll get
00:22:59you know what you know what
00:23:14let's go i'd be sick if i stay another second in this shithole
00:23:17mr dorsey don't waste time with those people eric you've done well i'm gonna assign you the role
00:23:34of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you uh what about me darling oh don't worry my dear
00:23:45i'll make sure that you're satisfied ew gross i won't let you down good
00:23:54tell me how did you resolve the systems crash oh uh the tablet's in the office what should i say
00:24:02i used a one-of-a-kind code that i developed myself to get the server back up and running
00:24:07i can explain it to you in detail later spoken like a true visionary man's even got his own code
00:24:14you know what don't even bother showing it to me i'm sure it's exquisite
00:24:19keep working your magic buddy with you on my team i can relax thank you sir
00:24:32say hello to dorsey tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down on me now
00:24:43hello hi mr dorsey it's evelyn hendrix i'm just going to inform you that as of today
00:24:53hendrix tech has a horse in the ai development race
00:24:59ai development is the crown jewel of dorsey tech are you sure you want to challenge us
00:25:04as i said i'm just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:25:13that's good
00:25:14what's that slide fox up to she knows i have my lethal weapon eric so why would she want to go to
00:25:28war with me
00:25:41that's what's that's what's up tell me you didn't fire eric
00:25:50uh okay um just just calm down just for a second i only fired the slacker you told me
00:25:56about okay then explain to me why hendrix tech is suddenly wanting to go to war with us
00:26:03well i i just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance i mean i'm not an idiot there's no way
00:26:09i would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly but i got evelyn to believe
00:26:16that eric really did it she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking up our trash
00:26:22so you intentionally misled evelyn
00:26:26she's under the impression that the loser she poached from us
00:26:30is the mastermind behind dorsey tech's ai modeling that's why she had the guts to declare war
00:26:35nice job son that shows real initiative i think it's time you take full control of our next gen ai
00:26:43modeling project really
00:26:49dad thank you thank you so much now get to work we are going to make hendrix tech
00:26:56the laughing stock of the whole industry all right all right bye i love
00:27:05i love you sir ai modeling is the future of dorsey tech
00:27:11william just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins over to him this soon i'd not have given
00:27:17it to him if he was the only one we were counting on don't forget we still have our ace in the hole
00:27:25you mean eric martin that's right all i have to do is stay hands off and let him do what he does best
00:27:32as long as we have eric hendrix has a snowball's chance in hell plus evelyn fell for william's bluff and
00:27:42hired that clown eric now all we have to do is sit back and watch her self-destruct
00:27:49so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's not bad small group but
00:28:09they're talented all we need is uh a few programmers with specialized knowledge in the field of ai
00:28:14precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr martin could put together a team
00:28:25i heard that you weren't the only one that william dorsey fired
00:28:30you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me a minute i'll call the guys
00:28:39welcome
00:28:44come in mr dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge of our ai modeling
00:28:56projects seeing as your lead engineer i'm putting you in charge of development i uh sir
00:29:05is there a problem
00:29:06no not at all don't worry i'm the right man for the job
00:29:17yes
00:29:19william there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech department have resigned
00:29:24the department can't function like this what they just left why they wouldn't say but rumor has it
00:29:31they were poached by a former employee poached by a former fucking eric martin william what should we
00:29:38do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're done for there's no need to freak
00:29:43out you still have me i can fix this yes no with with you here we're gonna be all right just what's your
00:29:51solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them walk we'll get better ones i'll make a few
00:30:00calls
00:30:06like that i like that yes oh fucking eric martin oh oh this is all going swimmingly now i can put my own
00:30:17people in key positions soon i'll have the whole company under my thumb
00:30:21johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be assuming the role of department head
00:30:29and this is ruby leon and mateo they're professional and reliable former co-workers of
00:30:35mine with this team hendrix tech's ai work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet you evelyn
00:30:43welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but i do want to warn you that there is lots of
00:30:48work to do we have a ways to go if we want to compete with dorsey tech with eric at the helm
00:30:54we'll always be one step ahead but dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program
00:31:01that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then then what
00:31:09then we won't have to lift a finger
00:31:22we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen ai neural net patching up the
00:31:27previous loopholes and weaknesses even if dorsey tech analyzes the trial version framework and builds
00:31:32a brand new platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the old trial
00:31:38version then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for dominance
00:31:44hendrix tech is destined for victory
00:31:573 a.m again
00:32:01oh okay
00:32:02uh miss hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me evelyn are you always this way towards
00:32:17people who are crushing on you
00:32:21crushing on me you still can't tell eric i like you i felt this way since college
00:32:32you were the prettiest girl on campus i i i didn't think you'd go for a guy like me
00:32:44i've never had my sight set on anyone else
00:32:47only you but you were so oblivious and when i finally got the let's go
00:32:54go go where i'm taking you home
00:33:08this is it
00:33:11from now until the ai project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:33:14for that long you sure that's a good idea i'm your boss remember it'll make it easier for me to um
00:33:24supervise you
00:33:27okay um
00:33:30where am i gonna sleep
00:33:32uh well i only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to share a bed with me
00:33:37oh uh no that's maybe we we probably shouldn't um
00:33:45i'm messing with you my place is huge at least as big as wherever dorsey had you
00:33:50come on i'll show you your room
00:33:54okay
00:33:57this is what you've got you're useless sir the modeling framework we're working with is
00:34:04extremely complex we'll need at least another month to fully understand it
00:34:13a month not a chance i am gonna give you three days and i want consistent progress reports
00:34:20sir if we have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error then you have to work
00:34:24faster and smarter i'm giving you three days eric mr dorsey how are things
00:34:31you dropped your keyboard oh get back to work
00:34:38mr dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days
00:34:44it's good to hear you know i knew i could trust you with this
00:34:53william update me on the ai project don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan
00:34:59wonderful when our new platform hits the market i'll stop by to congratulate you
00:35:06your father must be so proud of you keep it up once we hit the market i'll be sure to let my
00:35:11father know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what i need who wants to be just department
00:35:17head if i can keep rising the ranks i'll be the next vice president of dorsey tech mr dorsey
00:35:23my job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into action i believe that if i were
00:35:30the vice president of this company i could do that even more effectively if this project does well
00:35:36i'll see what i could do for you really that's great thank you so much sir
00:35:50you're up
00:36:05come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:36:09all right breakfast
00:36:17uh that looks amazing
00:36:19when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it yeah of course
00:36:33good and when you're finished with your project
00:36:37i have a reward waiting
00:36:53all right team
00:36:56we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time
00:37:00so let's get to business and some good news for you guys i've been in touch with the financing
00:37:08department and you will be receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in cancun once we wrap
00:37:18on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share in our product
00:37:23revenue here at hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success and you will be treated as such
00:37:33we're ready to make it happen miss hendrix oh amen miss hendrix we will have friends for you soon
00:37:39yeah the news that we beat dorsey tech and with eric on our side we can't lose
00:37:43we'll be doing this beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey
00:38:13so
00:38:27so
00:38:33so
00:38:41You're hopeless, both of you!
00:38:48Sir, I...
00:38:49Don't speak without my permission.
00:38:52I give you a simple task, and repeatedly you keep screwing it up!
00:38:57How did you blockheads get this job working here anyway?
00:39:02We have a whole AI framework that's just waiting to be used, yet you keep twiddling your thumbs!
00:39:07Either you finish this by the deadline, or you can get the fuck out!
00:39:12Is that clear?
00:39:14Yes, sir.
00:39:16Dad didn't tell me this Eric guy had such a hot temper.
00:39:19And didn't Eric say everything was going fine?
00:39:22Was I wrong to trust him?
00:39:31Mr. Dorsey!
00:39:33What are you doing here?
00:39:34Tell me the truth.
00:39:35Are we on track to make the deadline or not?
00:39:38I can assure you we're doing fine.
00:39:40We're just adding a few finishing touches, so, uh, things are a bit hectic.
00:39:45Good.
00:39:46Well, don't be afraid to ask any questions, okay?
00:39:49Don't want any slip-ups.
00:39:51Got it?
00:39:53Alright.
00:39:56Darling.
00:39:57Not now.
00:39:58Get me the reports and ask for them.
00:40:07Let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money, you little shit.
00:40:10What the fuck are you looking at?
00:40:13Get back to work!
00:40:14And this time, I want results!
00:40:16Miss Hendrix, I've just been informed that Dorsey Tech's next-gen AI platform is nearing completion.
00:40:30It's just a matter of time before it hits the market.
00:40:32Really? That fast?
00:40:34Well, there's a cocktail party three days from now.
00:40:37Dorsey's gonna be there announcing their new product and pitching to investors.
00:40:42They're taking things to the next level.
00:40:44That William Dorsey is really milking all his connections.
00:40:48If this goes well for them, we're gonna be in a difficult spot.
00:40:50Well, that much is obvious.
00:40:52But I don't know-
00:40:53Good thing we're finished too.
00:40:55What?
00:40:56Really?
00:40:58Why would I lie?
00:40:59We've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time.
00:41:01Plus, the sooner they want to go public, the easier it'll be for us.
00:41:06Why would it be better for us?
00:41:10Evelyn, remember what I told you when I first came on board?
00:41:15But Dorsey Tech has already developed their own AI program.
00:41:18That?
00:41:21It's a trial version.
00:41:23If they keep developing based on that model then-
00:41:26Then what?
00:41:29Then we won't have to lift a finger.
00:41:39So what you're saying is that Dorsey Tech has been building off of the trial version that you made?
00:41:45It's the only way they could have built it so fast.
00:41:47It's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws I wouldn't make a second time.
00:41:51Evelyn, there's nothing for us to worry about.
00:41:54That does make sense.
00:41:56Well then, good.
00:41:58Thank you. I'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work.
00:42:01Tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off.
00:42:05They'll need their rest before we bring product to market.
00:42:07Yes, Miss Hendrix.
00:42:09This is a big day for us.
00:42:14Why don't we end it with a drink?
00:42:17Aren't you a lightweight?
00:42:19Who said that?
00:42:21I can handle my liquor, Eric Martin.
00:42:22I knew you could be fun.
00:42:23I knew it.
00:42:24I told you.
00:42:25See, that's why that last drink was a bad idea.
00:42:26It was a good idea.
00:42:27It was a good idea and I could have had at least too much.
00:42:28I can handle my liquor, Eric Martin.
00:42:29I knew you could be fun.
00:42:30I knew it.
00:42:31I told you.
00:42:32That's why that last drink was a bad idea.
00:42:38It was a good idea and I could have had at least two more.
00:42:42Yeah.
00:42:43Yeah, no, um, you'd absolutely cut.
00:42:47Definitely.
00:42:48You think it's a thing so important to me and why this team is taking the last drink?
00:42:50No, New.
00:42:51You think you could be fine.
00:42:52Right now?
00:42:53it was a good idea and i could have had at least two more
00:42:58yeah yeah no um you absolutely could definitely you think that you are wild
00:43:05okay no no no
00:43:12super easy
00:43:17eric now do you believe i want a guy like you
00:43:26maybe you should want to uh sober up
00:43:35i'm sober enough
00:43:39and what i want is you
00:43:46william we've been together for some time now and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the
00:43:59day let's get married
00:44:07hey where are you everyone's out here celebrating and uh you're a no-show what a buzz kill
00:44:15uh i'm coming no that's all right you know everyone's everyone's leaving don't bother
00:44:25bye
00:44:30hey hey where'd you go i missed you
00:44:34it's fine he just had a bit too much to drink you know there is a killer martini spot right up the
00:44:45street oh i can get the bartender to whip up something special for me i'd like that what
00:44:50mm-hmm oh you're so much hotter than that fernanda you're just a climber who hopped from her ex over
00:44:56to be and you know she's kind of woman you throw some money out and then send her away that's who
00:45:02she is william how could you do this to me
00:45:08you know she she the funny thing is is she thinks i actually love her
00:45:13i bagged a hundred babes that are better than her she's delusional
00:45:17oh how pathetic probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something
00:45:28yeah who gives a shit you know i'm gonna break up with fernandeson too
00:45:32and i'll be waiting for you daddy oh
00:45:42god damn it what have i done
00:45:48it's going to be so awkward at work now and i didn't even get the chance to propose to william
00:45:56god damn it what have i done
00:46:02eric
00:46:05it's so cold
00:46:08eric
00:46:17it's fine i already saw everything last night anyway
00:46:30how do i look
00:46:41beautiful
00:46:44come on get up i have your suit ready too
00:46:49where are we going
00:46:49where else we're going to go crash dorsey tech's little cocktail party
00:47:04what you doing hiding over here i told you here is my girlfriend we have to look the part mr dorsey
00:47:28with money like yours there must be plenty of other girlfriends you can call
00:47:34okay what's going on with you you want me to cut your salary or something because i can do that
00:47:39whatever just wait until i'm wasted drunk words are sober thoughts okay
00:47:46mr dorsey oh let's have a toast thank you
00:47:50to winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm cheers cheers
00:48:10oh
00:48:15fuck
00:48:15hmm
00:48:17come in
00:48:19well well well it isn't that little rat i fired from dorsey tech
00:48:37uh miss hendrix i see you've taken quite a liking to uh this loser an idiot right here
00:48:46why wouldn't i like eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new ai platform
00:48:53firing him was your loss
00:48:58okay thanks to mr dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts dorsey tech ai platform is now
00:49:06reaching the market you talk a big game but the only reason why you're here is to ride our
00:49:13coattails oh so what's uh really funny about that is that we're about to release our own ai platform
00:49:24oh is that so well you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you use to make a
00:49:32platform that no one's gonna use burn dude you hear that yeah i would say our monopoly on the tech
00:49:40industry is secure so miss hendrix why don't you go on that little love train straight to bankruptcy
00:49:47we'll see which product no one wants to use wow jesus eric didn't we like just break up
00:49:56look at you i already head over heels for another woman
00:50:02excuse me what's up talk to me um do you have any idea where i am what the server crashed
00:50:13i'll make a call yeah make a call it'll be fixed in a minute yeah that's um wow he's got it yeah
00:50:29yeah you got it use the amelioration algorithm yes do it amelioration algorithm that's what i call the code
00:50:37i saved for my tablet but it's only for emergencies it won't solve the core problem wait did eric steal my
00:50:44tablet another server crash huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure people are gonna trust
00:50:52your new product uh yeah this doesn't concern you at all uh what's up man we figured out yeah got fixed
00:51:01no big deal no big deal no big deal wait did you just say the company's server crashes no big deal
00:51:10this is an internal affair sure and you were driven out so i would keep your mouth shut the amelioration
00:51:19algorithm is for emergencies only it won't address the core issues so the concurrency bug will just lead
00:51:25to more data corruption and more system crashes such a new mistake if you understood code you'd know
00:51:32that oh my god if you would understand you wouldn't dude like seriously do you hear yourself what do you
00:51:38know take your bullshit theories somewhere else please man right what do i know yeah i wrote the
00:51:47amelioration algorithm what did you just say i wrote the amelioration algorithm i'm in hr and the boss
00:51:58still didn't tell me about the mysterious tech genius he hired was it really eric all along oh what have
00:52:04i done shut up what mr dorsey you can't believe a word they say they are our competitors right believe
00:52:13whatever you want what a dumpster fire let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call him honey
00:52:24yeah so back when i recruited eric i made the terms very clear i told him he could have whatever he
00:52:31wanted including me i'm not like some people ignoring talents and abusing their trust what
00:52:38i have an image to maintain yes of course
00:52:57so what you're saying is it's not that i don't respect hendrick's tech dorsey is less an investment risk
00:53:05and they have greater potential i can't justify choosing your product over theirs mr brown we're a
00:53:11risk worth taking once you see our ai platform i guarantee you'll want to reconsider bravo bravo
00:53:20it was quite an inspiring sales pitch you must be mr dorsey's son it's a great pleasure
00:53:28miss hendrickson and i were just having a little chat naturally i'll still be investing in dorsey tech
00:53:35yeah so um if you're here chasing investments i would suggest you just give up and go home
00:53:40with us here you won't get a red cent from these guys that's right over 90 of the guests here have
00:53:47already invested in our new ai tech program best get out while you still can i'm afraid they're right we've
00:53:55already spent our investment money in promoting dorsey's new ai platform so and i can assure you
00:54:01that any investment you've made will not be wasted and your money will be paid back in 10 more at dorsey
00:54:08tech we treat our partners like family and that's why we love doing business with you if i were you
00:54:14i cut my losses and take my leave get out unless you also want to invest in dorsey tech
00:54:26hey let the jerks have their fun they won't be laughing for much longer
00:54:30sounds like a plan
00:54:49miss hendrix
00:54:52didn't you just tell us to get lost
00:54:54i didn't want to offend mr dorsey back there it was all an act well that sounds professional then
00:55:00what do you want miss hendrix investors know to hedge their bets what hendrix tech is doing is
00:55:07impressive and i want to offer my help i know you need funds to promote your products and i want to
00:55:14assist with that but you need to sign a contract first no way am i signing a contract with you at least
00:55:22hear the terms if your ai product tops dorsey techs you pay nothing if they win you pay everything
00:55:30back what do you say that's a lot of money we're talking about hmm well it's definitely risky but
00:55:39i trust eric mr brown we accept your offer
00:55:44today dorsey techs highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform ai plus was released in
00:55:56the united states on its first day ai plus has already gained more than 10 million users
00:56:02completely equipsing the efforts of their chief competitor hendrix tech which also launched their
00:56:07new platform ai king on the same day evelyn hendrix has guts i'll give her that but dropping her new
00:56:15product on the same day as us that is career suicide let's get to the office griffin yes sir
00:56:23relax mr dorsey hendrix tech is no threat yeah i i know remember when you said that if this project
00:56:40went well you'd promote me to vice president yeah i i remember but ai plus has just barely hit the market
00:56:47we can't even call it a success yet right true yeah i have news talk to me
00:57:00the bad news is that hendrix tech ai platform is much more impressive than we thought
00:57:04the good news is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours
00:57:07okay uh all right i'll take it i'll take it like i said we're unbeatable come on let's celebrate no no
00:57:18not yet how did hendrix tech even get that product out in that timeline i mean they got started much
00:57:24later than we did i heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled
00:57:29lead engineer eric i thought he was supposed to be a nobody right
00:57:44dad what's up
00:57:47i'm on my way to the office congratulate you and eric
00:57:51oh uh got it
00:57:54the boss is coming we can talk to him about my promotion
00:57:57shit guys this isn't good all right what is it now our ai platform and company server have both
00:58:03crashed what the right every time seriously god damn dude
00:58:17what the is going on mr martin the ai platform just crashed out of nowhere about the whole server
00:58:22down along with it they don't just sit around like an idiot fix it sir this is an issue with the
00:58:27system's core framework we didn't build that what do you mean you didn't build it we're using the
00:58:32same framework that eric built before he left eric the guy i fired yeah eric with the k e-r-i-k
00:58:40you took credit for someone else's work lie to me mr dorsey let me explain no there is no time
00:58:47for explanation why didn't you rebuild the core framework mr dorsey we need to focus on getting
00:58:51the company server up and running our users trust depends on it speak what happened to the company
00:58:56server sir he was the one i didn't do shut your mouth go uh the solution he used the amelioration
00:59:04algorithm after the last two crashes it's not designed as a long-term solution to the serious
00:59:08concurrency bug in the code every time that bug is reproduced it leads to more serious corruption
00:59:13it's been a ticking time bomb ever since this time the ai platform went down brought the whole server
00:59:18down along with it it's completely unfixable this was all your fault william all of our users are
00:59:29switching over to hendrix tech ai platform what should we do how the am i supposed to know
00:59:39mr dorsey what on earth is going on i'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down like this look sir i i
00:59:45can explain i'm sorry okay it's gonna be fixed i have billions of dollars invested in you damn it
00:59:50i'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal dorsey tech is finished
01:00:01500 000 we just passed 500 000 you guys 98 99
01:00:06need 25 000 000 000 you guys
01:00:20hey hey it's still going up it's still going up
01:00:23fuck fuck this is all your fault this is all your fault mr dorsey
01:00:29evil. Fuck! I wanted to help you. I was trying to help the company. I've had enough of your
01:00:36bullshit. You fired half the bloody tech departments. What was I supposed to do? And
01:00:41you gave us impossible deadlines. No, no, no. Don't make this about me. I get it now. You're
01:00:46using my promotion as bait. You are never going to make me VP. You want your job or
01:00:50not? Is that a threat? Fire me. Do it. You think I won't? If Eric leaves, so do I.
01:00:59Me too. See, when you fired everyone, I replaced them with my people. Go ahead, fire me. You'll
01:01:09clear out your whole tech department. You will sink Dorsey Tech. You were never the prized
01:01:15tech genius at Dorsey Tech. You were the slacker my father warned me about. William!
01:01:21William! William! I'm ashamed to call you my son. What the hell have you done to my
01:01:35company? Dad, uh, I'm sorry. I'm not here for apologies. What the hell is this idiot doing
01:01:46here? I thought you fired him? Uh, where's Eric? Uh, Dad, I, Dad, I, I fired Eric. You fired
01:01:56him? Um, what was that, was that a mistake? Dad, are you okay? Hey, are you okay? I busted
01:02:08my fucking balls to get Eric to Dorsey Tech? He was the backbone behind this company. And
01:02:16what did you do? You fired him! So, um, it was Eric with a K all along? Oh, I fucked up. God,
01:02:28I fucked up. Where is Eric now? I will get down on my knees and beg him to come back. Um,
01:02:37Eric is at, uh, Hendrix Tech? You are a sorry excuse for a son. You are destroying my company.
01:02:49Sir? Bad news. It appears that the server crash was just the beginning. What's going
01:03:00on? The crash also affected our automobile software. There have been at least 30 car accidents
01:03:06across the U.S. Uh, fuck. Six people have died.
01:03:11No, no, this isn't my fault. It was Eric's fault. Eric with a K. It was his code that
01:03:23was faulty. No, that's fucking bullshit. I fired him before that happened. But I stumbled
01:03:28upon his tablet and the code that he wrote. I'm only guilty of using his work. Everything
01:03:33else was his fault. I wrote the amelioration algorithm. God, it mistook the genius for the
01:03:41loser. I'm not going down like this. Dorsey Tech ain't finished yet. It's not finished
01:03:48yet. Griffin, take this man to the police. If Dorsey Tech goes under, he'll have to pay
01:03:57for this. Yes, sir.
01:04:11Mr. Brown, looks like your contract worked in our favor. So we will not be returning the
01:04:25five billion dollars you invested. And again, thank you for your generosity.
01:04:31Wait, do I at least deserve some dividends?
01:04:33I'm sorry, Mr. Brown, but the terms you insisted on were very clear. We beat Dorsey Tech, so
01:04:39we owe you nothing, which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received.
01:04:44But?
01:04:45No. No more buts. Goodbye, Mr. Brown.
01:04:49Tonight, I'll give you that reward I was telling you about.
01:05:01Oh, I'm sure it'll be very special.
01:05:05And you have no idea.
01:05:08Eric, I know I messed up before. It's all over for Dorsey Tech now. Is there anything
01:05:19you can do to help me? What the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend?
01:05:26Boyfriend? That's right. I'm his girlfriend now. We're living together and we're getting
01:05:32married soon, too. But you, you, you, you can't. No, it's not possible. He was mine first.
01:05:42Wait, you dumped him and you treated him like trash. It's a little late for you to come
01:05:48crawling back. Guys, three.
01:05:52Eric, no. Eric.
01:05:57You're hot when you're bossy.
01:06:06Do you like?
01:06:08Yeah.
01:06:08Eric?
01:06:10What?
01:06:14Eric?
01:06:15What is it now?
01:06:24Eric.
01:06:25You know how much I've done for you. Dorsey Tech is in dire straits. We need your help.
01:06:35Mr. Dorsey, all those things you gave me, I've returned when your son accused me of hacking
01:06:41the company's server and demanding compensation. Oh, has he not told you?
01:06:47No, that is not how it went down at all. It was that dirtbag, Eric with the C, who went
01:06:55behind my back and got me all mixed up.
01:06:57Oh, yeah? Well, your little mix-up made me lose everything I had, including my career.
01:07:04Did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake?
01:07:08Eric, I am really sorry.
01:07:11I don't want your fake apology and I'm not coming back to you. So, would you please leave
01:07:20our office?
01:07:24Now, would you please leave our office?
01:07:28We wish Dorsey Tech the very best.
01:07:31You fucking doomed us, son! You doomed Dorsey Tech!
01:07:54Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
01:08:00Dad!
01:08:07So, you're really not going to help them?
01:08:11They're the ones who fired me. Now they have to live with the outcome.
01:08:16Well, to the sweet taste of victory.
01:08:19To the sweet taste of victory.
01:08:24Now, do you want to have a thought?
01:08:25Well, there are always going to be good to the sourced wine cell
01:08:26when you're tempted.
01:08:27Now, are you doing yours today?
01:08:29However, you may zar for every step or try!
01:08:31You're not going to lose the wine cellar!
01:08:32Well, I'm all wrong here!
01:08:33From each other, you cannot hear your thoughts.
01:08:36Enjoy your dogs
01:08:39Or maybe?
01:08:40Oh, Drogate!
01:08:42It's fun!
01:08:44And I think it's fun!
01:08:47Well, what I always think about that
01:08:49that is world that will make you major
01:08:50and all?
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