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You Fired A Tech Genius
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00:00:00I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shit the hackers trying to
00:00:13bust through the server firewall this is bad we do something the server is the
00:00:17company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP
00:00:21is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay just relax there's got to be
00:00:27away I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you know
00:00:38fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a
00:00:41large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time that's what
00:00:46times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:57oh my god he's unlocked the IP the firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to
00:01:05launch your DDoS scrape all the personal data
00:01:08Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers and you just owned them dude that was sick
00:01:14I was telling you just some sort of network maintenance lag but turns out
00:01:17you're a better programmer than I am how the hell did you get so good what you did
00:01:21just now was legendary wait I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley
00:01:27tech star to develop a next-gen AI neural net was that you I look I have to tell
00:01:34you later my botnet just trace these hackers IP addresses say we're gonna have
00:01:39to shut them down one by one of them want to protect the server which is gonna
00:01:42take some time I you guys can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you
00:01:52guys can go
00:02:12god finally god finally oh slide out great full-blown liner
00:02:40you did it
00:02:45you're a pro man yeah all in a uh night's work all right I'm gonna get some sleep
00:02:55black
00:02:57shy
00:03:11okay so who's just rargan anyway he can skills are off the charts I'm sure you I
00:03:17thought he was some network maintenance stretch week at wpr colored trying to be a
00:03:20cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss will put him in a more important
00:03:23role you know i don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description
00:03:30friend who the hell is this guy this is william dorsey our boss's son he just completed his mba
00:03:38at stanford mr dorsey will be standing in as ceo while his father deals with some medical issues
00:03:45am i looking at two employees from dorsey tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess
00:03:49i honestly can't tell sir i can explain zip it johnny you can't manage yourself let alone your
00:03:54entire team so get out of my face you're fired you're fired get out i just did that you know
00:04:06what they say about new management there's gonna be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from the
00:04:13chap okay listen up listen up i'm gonna need a hundred and fifty percent every single day
00:04:24none of this half-assed bullshit anymore all right
00:04:27who does he think he is elon musk
00:04:33what the hell is this crap okay i need zero distractions in this office leave your shit at
00:04:41home and maybe you'll get something done for once
00:04:43no
00:04:46that was limited edition
00:04:50oh boohoo it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working
00:04:56you're fired excuse me uh fernanda see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one
00:05:03dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money right yes sir
00:05:08and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince
00:05:19who the hell are you who am i doesn't matter uh you're fired
00:05:25me you're you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did i did i stutter i no um that's not a
00:05:35that's uh that's not what i meant fernanda what does he do um he works in network maintenance what's
00:05:43the salary just about 500k a year oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job
00:05:50what are you doing taking us for a ride no uh look i was i was working all night can i just
00:05:57take a rest you're trying to clock at a time and a half for overtime i mean i've heard of a quiet
00:06:02quitting but this is time theft are you hr folks as dumb as these techies or is this some kind of
00:06:09larger scale scam eric and i might be dating but i can't afford to get dragged into this
00:06:14i need to break up with this loser um he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary
00:06:20other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him fernanda
00:06:26eric martin you are so fucking fired get your shit and get out of my building
00:06:39all right then eric sir eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack you want to follow him
00:06:48out hey look jersey tech is still one of the top tech companies in silicon valley don't lose your jobs
00:06:57okay yeah boss's orders i won't hold it against you uh it's also our one year anniversary
00:07:17right um see you in the lobby
00:07:21what was that about
00:07:28mr dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting ceo
00:07:37it's better to be feared than loved i mean what you want me to show some mercy to your
00:07:45crook boyfriend is that it no he's not you deserve so much better i mean what would you prefer
00:07:54you're an unemployed loser or a red ceo
00:07:58just a sec busy guy oh what's up dad my heart's acting up again you'll have to take over the company
00:08:15for now also there's an important matter you need to know about yeah um what's the important matter
00:08:23we have an employee eric whatever you do make sure to be good to him eric
00:08:29eric martin
00:08:33isn't that the guy i just laid off
00:08:37william you there yep uh just a second do we have any other employees named eric
00:08:46this is the employee list yep i was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally poached
00:08:55he's in charge of our next gen ai development the company's future is in his hands
00:09:01uh yes eric martin ai development i see him eric martin ai development
00:09:07one of the top tech visionaries in silicon valley this the guy yeah that's him eric martin
00:09:14there's another employee with a similar name who's always slacking on the job
00:09:18fire him when you get the chance don't worry dad i already did
00:09:22huh guess that sucker i fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all
00:09:26attaboy keep it up once i'm feeling better i'll come around and see how things are going
00:09:31yeah just focus on getting better dad i got this
00:09:34you know i told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser
00:09:43so who's it gonna be
00:09:45and not me
00:09:47what the fuck do you want
00:09:53uh mr dorsey um
00:09:54spit it out man what's up the company server just crashed
00:10:03you talk to me
00:10:04it's bad sir the customer complaints are getting out of control what should we do sir eric saved
00:10:08us during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here then boom problem solved
00:10:13fernando you got his number right why don't you give him a call
00:10:22eric what a dick forgets his tablet
00:10:28amelioration algorithm
00:10:30wait is this the code that fixes the server loophole
00:10:36oh damn this is good
00:10:41hello
00:10:42eric the company server crashed get over here and help us
00:10:45mr dorsey said that if you fix it you'll be generously rewarded
00:10:49on my way
00:10:52with eric's codes i can plug the loophole everyone will think i'm a hero
00:10:57so he said he's got it thank god
00:11:04well you still don't hear some questions
00:11:12hey mermyn
00:11:14eric and i weren't a thing
00:11:17i was just leaning him on
00:11:20i choose you of course
00:11:22smith
00:11:23god fernando's supposed to be off a half hour ago
00:11:33where is she
00:11:34screw it
00:11:36i'm coming up
00:11:38you fucking asshole
00:11:48fucking asshole
00:11:52stop it
00:11:55you're acting like a child
00:11:57as if you never saw this coming
00:12:00what are you doing kissing this douchebag
00:12:02watch your mouth
00:12:03i can do whatever i want
00:12:06with whoever i want
00:12:08good bastard
00:12:09eric
00:12:23you and me
00:12:25are over
00:12:27fernanda
00:12:30are you serious
00:12:32that pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt
00:12:36why are you doing this
00:12:37eric i told you we're done
00:12:39why would i waste my time with an unemployed loser like you
00:12:44keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to
00:13:00oh damn
00:13:04yeah so i'm rich
00:13:07i'm handsome
00:13:09and you
00:13:10you're an unemployed loser
00:13:12let's go home and beat your meat man
00:13:14fernando you're the reason i even stayed at dorsac
00:13:16fernando you're the reason i even stayed at dorsac
00:13:20shut up
00:13:21who knows what kind of lies you've told to get the job anyway
00:13:24we're done
00:13:26you're gonna pay for this
00:13:32hold it
00:13:33you're in trouble now
00:13:35bitch
00:13:36and you are
00:13:47it's an honor to meet you mr dorsey
00:13:50i'm here to report that under my guidance
00:13:53our systems are back up and running normally
00:13:55you're eric martin
00:13:57i am
00:13:58you can see why my father spoke so highly of you
00:14:02idiots do they really not know i'm taking credit for that loser eric's work
00:14:05whatever
00:14:06as long as the boss's son likes me
00:14:09i can keep climbing the ladder
00:14:11mr dorsey
00:14:12i know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company
00:14:16right after you were fired
00:14:19the system crashed
00:14:20there's reason to believe that this was your attempt
00:14:23at revenge
00:14:25boss
00:14:35good news
00:14:37eric martin
00:14:38that tech whiz you had on your radar
00:14:39he just left dorsey tech
00:14:41he did
00:14:42mm-hmm
00:14:43it happened 10 minutes ago
00:14:44he was fired by the ceo's son william
00:14:46ha
00:14:47ah
00:14:49that's hilarious
00:14:50i want to see the look on that old hag
00:14:52asher dorsey's face
00:14:53when he realizes that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son
00:14:58but boss hendrix tech is just a mid-level startup
00:15:02will someone as talented as him really want to join us
00:15:05we have to get him on our side
00:15:07by any means necessary
00:15:11you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in ai modeling is
00:15:16get the car ready
00:15:18i'm going to the dorsey office
00:15:20and eric
00:15:22is mine
00:15:23revenge
00:15:29what the hell are you talking about
00:15:31don't play dumb
00:15:33the systems crashed right after you got fired
00:15:35this couldn't have been a coincidence
00:15:38yet
00:15:38you still deny it
00:15:40bullshit
00:15:41you guys have always looked down to me as some nobody maintenance worker
00:15:45now you're going to blame me when the server gets hacked
00:15:48none of you idiots have any shred of common sense
00:15:52if you had a common sense you'd have a job
00:15:54i'm not going to argue with you in front of mr dorsey
00:15:57what the hell are you trying to do
00:16:01you either tell them the truth or they're going to take you to the police station
00:16:03eric
00:16:04i had no idea you were such a vengeful person
00:16:08what other tricks do you have up your sleeve
00:16:10better come clean now or you're going to jail
00:16:13all right
00:16:15what are you waiting for
00:16:18arrest me
00:16:21let's see if you have any real evidence
00:16:23what are you doing man
00:16:29we don't got handcuffs
00:16:30really without a shred of remorse
00:16:34don't you know that mr dorsey is going to make your life a living hell
00:16:37mr dorsey
00:16:39the way i see it
00:16:41you should teach this asshole a lesson
00:16:43yeah william
00:16:44a scumbag like him should never get away with this
00:16:47no no
00:16:48from this day on
00:16:52eric martin is now blacklisted from dorsey tech
00:16:55and all of its industry partners
00:16:58you know what this means there
00:17:03you're now kicked out of silicon valley bro
00:17:06i just have one question
00:17:10does asher the ceo
00:17:14know that i've been fired
00:17:15why should the ceo be bothered with firing a loser like you
00:17:20you thought you were real hot shit didn't you
00:17:23boys
00:17:25take him to the police
00:17:26yes sir
00:17:28stop right there
00:17:28there'll be no need to take him away he's joining hendrix tech
00:17:43he's joining hendrix tech
00:17:49well i recognize you
00:17:51you're evelyn hendrix
00:17:54ceo of hendrix tech
00:17:56evalyn
00:17:57what are you doing here
00:18:00i'm here for you of course
00:18:02i haven't seen you since college
00:18:04what a dummy like you went to college with her
00:18:08so is this how dorsey tech treats its former employees
00:18:11i would have expected better from you
00:18:13miss hendrix
00:18:16these are high level conversations between company ceos
00:18:19someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth
00:18:22miss hendrix
00:18:23this prick eric
00:18:26has severely
00:18:27i'm sorry who are you
00:18:28i
00:18:29i'm uh
00:18:31yeah i don't really have time to listen to your jabberik
00:18:33oh my god
00:18:34okay look right after i fired this imbecile our company server crashed
00:18:38he clearly hacked into our system
00:18:40his actions have had serious consequences for our company
00:18:43so yeah man i don't understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber criminal
00:18:48did you really not ask your father about who eric is
00:18:56of course i asked my father
00:18:58he said that eric's some kind of slacker who cheated his way into the company
00:19:02slacker
00:19:06is that really what asher said
00:19:09word for word
00:19:10he said
00:19:12fire this loser
00:19:13as soon as you get the chance
00:19:15asher met with me multiple times
00:19:20and begged for me to come join dorsey tech
00:19:23it doesn't make sense that he would change his mind like this
00:19:26took me a break eric
00:19:28the boss wouldn't waste his precious time recruiting someone like you
00:19:31fine
00:19:33if that's how it's gonna be
00:19:35then there's nothing left to say to you
00:19:37or dorsey tech
00:19:39eric
00:19:42how would you feel about coming over to hendrix tech
00:19:45you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four million per year
00:19:54i want to make you our lead software engineer
00:19:57i'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary
00:20:12miss hendrick you're giving him a lot i mean you're out of your damn mind
00:20:17this woman's got a screw loose
00:20:19you know he was just a maintenance worker at dorsey tech right
00:20:21and now you want to make him a millionaire
00:20:23uh alan
00:20:27i know you're trying to help but
00:20:30like i don't want the money
00:20:31then
00:20:32with this
00:20:34are you kidding me
00:20:39this is insane
00:20:40if you join hendrix tech
00:20:42you can have
00:20:43anything you want
00:20:45including me
00:20:47okay uh look miss hendrix
00:20:52you're a self-made woman which i respect
00:20:54so for your own good let me remind you that this loser that you set your mind on
00:20:59is some dick who loves to slack on the job
00:21:01my father said it himself
00:21:03okay
00:21:04alright
00:21:06well
00:21:08what's all that
00:21:18see that
00:21:21would be all the things your father gave me
00:21:24the car the money
00:21:26my relationship
00:21:28see they're all yours now
00:21:30you can tell asher that from this day forward
00:21:33i eric martin
00:21:35would finally be severing my ties with dorsey tech
00:21:39quit it with the self-pity
00:21:41you didn't deserve those things to begin with
00:21:44it's right that you returned them
00:21:45you guys are shameless
00:21:48you don't even see your employees as human beings
00:21:52miss hendrix
00:21:55i know that you and dorsey tech are competitors
00:21:58yes but to be honest
00:22:00right now we're actually struggling to compete with them
00:22:02don't worry
00:22:04i can help change that
00:22:08i can help change that
00:22:12look at yourself eric
00:22:14offering to work for a smaller company
00:22:16what a joke
00:22:18i'm sorry a traitor like you doesn't have the right to judge others
00:22:24how dare you
00:22:25the breach of the company server has caused major damage
00:22:28as the perpetrator of this attack
00:22:31i demand you to issue an apology to dorsey tech and all of its customers
00:22:34and if you don't
00:22:36i'll have to press charges
00:22:38okay good luck with that
00:22:42what are you gonna do about it
00:22:44you have no choice but issue that apology
00:22:46stop threatening my employee
00:22:49if you insist on escalating this then send a demand letter to hendrix tech
00:22:53and we'll see it as a declaration of war
00:22:57well if war is what you want that's what you'll get
00:23:01you know what you know what
00:23:11let's go
00:23:15you'll be sick if i stay another second in this shithole
00:23:18mr dorsey
00:23:27don't waste time with those people
00:23:29eric
00:23:30you've done well
00:23:32i'm gonna assign you the role of lead engineer
00:23:36that's amazing sir
00:23:39thank you
00:23:40uh
00:23:40what about
00:23:42me darling
00:23:44oh don't worry my dear
00:23:45i'll make sure that you're satisfied
00:23:47ew gross
00:23:50i won't let you down
00:23:52good
00:23:53tell me how did you resolve the system's crash
00:23:56um
00:23:57uh
00:23:58fuck
00:23:58the tablet's in the office
00:24:00what should i say
00:24:01i used a one-of-a-kind code that i developed myself
00:24:05to get the server back up and running
00:24:07i can explain it to you in detail later
00:24:10spoken like a true visionary
00:24:12man's even got his own code
00:24:14you know what
00:24:15don't even bother showing it to me
00:24:16i'm sure it's exquisite
00:24:17keep working your magic buddy
00:24:20with you on my team
00:24:22i can relax
00:24:23thank you sir
00:24:24let's go
00:24:27say hello to dorsey tech's new lead engineer
00:24:35let's see if anyone looks down on me now
00:24:37hello
00:24:46hi mr dorsey
00:24:48it's evelyn hendrix
00:24:50i'm just going to inform you
00:24:52that as of today
00:24:53hendrix tech has a force
00:24:55in the ai development race
00:24:56ai development is the crown jewel of dorsey tech
00:25:02are you sure you want to challenge us
00:25:04as i said i'm just calling to inform you
00:25:08not to have a discussion
00:25:10hang on a minute
00:25:11that's good
00:25:14what's that sly fox up to
00:25:23she knows i have my lethal weapon eric
00:25:27so why would she want to go to war with me
00:25:29unless
00:25:32dad what's up
00:25:46tell me you didn't fire eric
00:25:47uh okay
00:25:51um just just calm down
00:25:53just for a second
00:25:53i only fired the slacker you told me about
00:25:56okay then explain to me why hendrix tech
00:25:59is suddenly wanting to go to war with us
00:26:01well i
00:26:03i just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance
00:26:06i mean
00:26:06i'm not an idiot
00:26:08there's no way i would let some lousy slacker
00:26:11bring down our entire server single-handedly
00:26:14but i got evelyn to believe that eric really did it
00:26:17she thinks she hit the jackpot
00:26:19but
00:26:19really she's just picking up our trash
00:26:22so you intentionally misled evelyn
00:26:24she's under the impression that the loser she poached from us
00:26:29is the mastermind behind dorsey tech's ai modeling
00:26:32that's why she had the guts to declare war
00:26:34nice job son
00:26:36that shows real initiative
00:26:38i think it's time you take full control
00:26:41of our next gen ai modeling project
00:26:44really
00:26:46dad
00:26:49thank you thank you so much
00:26:52now get to work
00:26:53we are going to make hendrix tech
00:26:56the laughing stock of the whole industry
00:26:59all right
00:27:01bye bye i love you
00:27:02sir ai modeling is the future of dorsey tech
00:27:10william just graduated
00:27:13you sure you want to hand the reins over to him this soon
00:27:16i'd not have given it to him if he was the only one we were counting on
00:27:18don't forget
00:27:19we still have our ace in the hole
00:27:22you mean eric martin
00:27:26that's right
00:27:28all i have to do is stay hands off and let him do what he does best
00:27:32as long as we have eric
00:27:34hendrix has a snowball's chance in hell
00:27:38plus
00:27:39evelyn fell for william's bluff and hired that clown eric
00:27:43now all we have to do is sit back and watch her self-destruct
00:27:49so now that you've seen the engineering department
00:28:04what are your thoughts
00:28:06it's not bad
00:28:07small group but they're talented
00:28:10all we need is a few programmers with specialized knowledge in the field of ai
00:28:14precisely
00:28:16so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr martin could put together a team
00:28:23i heard that you weren't the only one that william dorsey fired
00:28:28you've got it all figured out don't you
00:28:31all right give me a minute i'll call the guys
00:28:37welcome
00:28:46come in mr dorsey you wanted to see me
00:28:49yes
00:28:50my father has just put me in charge of our ai modeling projects
00:28:57seeing as your lead engineer i'm putting you in charge of development
00:28:59i uh
00:29:01sir
00:29:02is there a problem
00:29:06no not at all
00:29:09don't worry i'm the right man for the job
00:29:13yes
00:29:17william
00:29:19there's been another crisis
00:29:21several key employees from the tech department have resigned
00:29:24the department can't function like this
00:29:26what what they just left
00:29:27why
00:29:28they wouldn't say but rumor has it they were poached by a former employee
00:29:33poached by a former fucking eric martin
00:29:35william what should we do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns
00:29:42we're done for there's no need to freak out you still have me i can fix this
00:29:46yes no with with you here we're gonna be all right just what's your solution
00:29:52look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them walk we'll get better ones i'll make a few calls
00:30:00like that
00:30:06i like that
00:30:08yes
00:30:09oh
00:30:11fucking eric martin
00:30:12oh
00:30:13this is all going swimmingly
00:30:16now i can put my own people in key positions
00:30:18soon i'll have the whole company under my thumb
00:30:21johnny is an excellent programmer
00:30:26he'll be assuming the role of department head
00:30:29and this is ruby
00:30:30leon and mateo
00:30:32they're professional and reliable former co-workers of mine
00:30:35with this team
00:30:36hendrix tech's ai work will be in good hands
00:30:39we're all pleased to meet you evelyn
00:30:41welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board
00:30:45but i do want to warn you that there is lots of work to do
00:30:49we have a ways to go if we want to compete with dorsey tech
00:30:52with eric at the helm
00:30:54we'll always be one step ahead
00:30:56but dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program
00:30:59that
00:31:00that
00:31:01it's a trial version
00:31:04if they keep developing base on that model then
00:31:07then what
00:31:09then we won't have to lift the finger
00:31:12we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen ai neural net
00:31:26patching up the previous loopholes and weaknesses
00:31:28even if dorsey tech analyzes the trial version framework and builds a brand new platform
00:31:33we'll still have the upper hand
00:31:35and if they keep building based on the old trial version
00:31:38then we can just sit back and watch them fail
00:31:41mark my words
00:31:42in this battle for dominance
00:31:44hendrix tech is destined for victory
00:31:463 a.m. again
00:31:57okay
00:31:59uh miss hendrix
00:32:09hey
00:32:10come on we're all alone here
00:32:12call me evelyn
00:32:13call me evelyn
00:32:14are you always this way towards people who are crushing on you
00:32:20uh crushing on me
00:32:23you still can't tell
00:32:25eric
00:32:26i like you
00:32:28i've felt this way since college
00:32:33uh
00:32:35uh
00:32:36you were the prettiest girl on campus
00:32:38i
00:32:39i
00:32:40i didn't think you'd go for a guy like me
00:32:43i've never had my sights set on anyone else
00:32:46only you
00:32:47but you were so oblivious
00:32:50and when i finally got the
00:32:52let's go
00:32:54go
00:32:57go where
00:32:58i'm taking you home
00:33:07this is it
00:33:11from now until the ai project is finished
00:33:13you'll be staying with me
00:33:15for that long
00:33:17you sure that's a good idea
00:33:19i'm your boss remember
00:33:21it'll make it easier for me to um
00:33:23supervise you
00:33:25uh
00:33:26okay
00:33:27um
00:33:28well
00:33:29where am i gonna sleep
00:33:31uh
00:33:32well i only have one bedroom so
00:33:34you're gonna have to share a bed with me
00:33:37oh
00:33:38uh
00:33:39no
00:33:40that's
00:33:41maybe we
00:33:42we probably shouldn't
00:33:43um
00:33:44i'm messing with you
00:33:45my place is huge
00:33:46at least as big as wherever dorsey had you
00:33:48come on
00:33:49i'll show you your room
00:33:50okay
00:33:51this is what you've got
00:33:55you're fucking useless
00:33:56sir the modeling framework we're working with is extremely complex we'll need at least another month to fully understand it
00:34:05a month not a chance i'm gonna give you three days and i want consistent progress reports
00:34:20sir if we have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error then you have to work faster and smarter i'm giving you three days
00:34:26eric
00:34:27eric
00:34:28mr dorsey
00:34:29mr dorsey
00:34:30how are things
00:34:31you dropped your keyboard
00:34:33oh
00:34:34get back to work
00:34:35mr dorsey
00:34:36things are going great
00:34:37we'll be on stage two in three more days
00:34:39that's good to hear
00:34:40you know i knew i could trust you with this
00:34:43william update me on the ai project
00:34:46don't sweat it dad
00:34:47everything's going according to plan
00:34:49wonderful
00:34:51when our new platform hits the market i'll stop by to congratulate you
00:34:54your father must be so proud of you
00:35:09keep it up
00:35:10once we hit the market i'll be sure to let my father know how valuable you've been to us
00:35:13that's exactly what i need
00:35:15who wants to be just department head
00:35:17if i can keep rising the ranks i'll be the next vice president of dorsey tech
00:35:22my job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into action
00:35:27i believe that if i were the vice president of this company i could do that even more effectively
00:35:33if this project does well i'll see what i could do for you
00:35:36really that's great thank you so much sir
00:35:52come on you can keep staring at me over your breakfast
00:36:09great
00:36:12breakfast
00:36:13ah
00:36:14that looks amazing
00:36:18when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it
00:36:24yeah
00:36:25of course
00:36:26good
00:36:27and when you're finished with your project i have a reward waiting
00:36:41all right team
00:36:56we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time
00:37:01so let's get to business
00:37:04and some good news for you guys i've been in touch with the financing department
00:37:08and you will be receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in cancun once we wrap
00:37:13all right
00:37:15awesome
00:37:16cool
00:37:17on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share in our product revenue
00:37:23oh yes
00:37:24here at hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success and you will be treated as such
00:37:32we're ready to make it happen miss hendrix
00:37:34oh amen
00:37:35miss hendrix we will have good news for you soon
00:37:38yeah the news that we beat dorsey tech
00:37:40and with erica on our side we can't lose
00:37:43beat dorsey
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00:38:22You're hopeless, both of you!
00:38:47Sir, I-
00:38:49Don't speak without my permission!
00:38:52I give you a simple task, and repeatedly you keep screwing it up!
00:38:57How did you blockheads get this job working here anyway?
00:39:01We have a whole AI framework that's just waiting to be used, yet you keep twiddling your thumbs!
00:39:08Either you finish this by the deadline, or you can get the fuck out!
00:39:12Is that clear?
00:39:14Yes, sir.
00:39:16Dad didn't tell me this Eric guy had such a hot temper. And didn't Eric say everything was going fine? Was I wrong to trust him?
00:39:25Mr. Dorsey! What are you doing here?
00:39:34Tell me the truth. Are we on track to make the deadline or not?
00:39:37I can assure you we're doing fine. We're just adding a few finishing touches, so, uh, things are a bit hectic.
00:39:44Good. Well, don't be afraid to ask any questions, okay? Don't want any slip-ups.
00:39:50Got it?
00:39:51Alright.
00:39:52Darling.
00:39:53No, no, not now. Get me the reports and ask for them.
00:39:56Let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money, you little shit.
00:40:11What the fuck are you looking at? Get back to work! And this time, I want results!
00:40:25Ms. Hendrix, I've just been informed that Dorsey Tech's next-gen AI platform is nearing completion.
00:40:30It's just a matter of time before it hits the market.
00:40:32Really? That fast?
00:40:34Well, there's a cocktail party three days from now. Dorsey's gonna be there announcing their new product and pitching to investors.
00:40:41They're taking things to the next level.
00:40:43That William Dorsey is really milking all his connections.
00:40:47If this goes well for them, we're gonna be in a difficult spot.
00:40:50Well, that much is obvious, but I don't-
00:40:52Good thing we're finished, too.
00:40:54What? Really?
00:40:57Why would I lie? We've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time.
00:41:01Plus, the sooner they want to go public, the easier it'll be for us.
00:41:05Why would it be better for us?
00:41:09Evelyn, remember what I told you when I first came on board?
00:41:14But Dorsey Tech has already developed their own AI program.
00:41:18That? It's a trial version.
00:41:22If they keep developing based on that model, then-
00:41:25Then what?
00:41:28Then we won't have to lift a finger.
00:41:38Hmm, so what you're saying is that Dorsey Tech has been building off of the trial version that you made?
00:41:45It's the only way they could have built it so fast.
00:41:47It's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws I wouldn't make a second time.
00:41:50Evelyn, there's nothing for us to worry about.
00:41:53That does make sense.
00:41:56Well then, good.
00:41:57Thank you. I'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work.
00:42:01Tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off.
00:42:05They'll need their rest before we bring product to market.
00:42:08Yes, Ms. Hendrix.
00:42:12This was a big day for us.
00:42:14Why don't we end it with a drink?
00:42:19Aren't you a lightweight?
00:42:24Who said that?
00:42:27I can handle my liquor, Eric Martin.
00:42:30I knew you could be fun. I knew it.
00:42:46I told you.
00:42:48See, that's why that last drink was a bad idea.
00:42:52It was a good idea and I could have had at least two more.
00:42:57Yeah.
00:42:58Yeah.
00:42:59No, you absolutely could.
00:43:00Definitely.
00:43:01You think that you are wild.
00:43:04Okay.
00:43:05No.
00:43:06No.
00:43:07No.
00:43:08See, how are we picking?
00:43:10Super easy.
00:43:16Eric, now do you believe I want a guy like you?
00:43:21Maybe you should want to sober up a lot.
00:43:35I'm sober enough.
00:43:39And what I want is you.
00:43:51William, we've been together for some time now.
00:43:56And my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day.
00:44:00Let's get married!
00:44:02Hey!
00:44:03Where are you?
00:44:04Everyone's out here celebrating and you're a no-show.
00:44:05What a buzz kill.
00:44:06I'm coming.
00:44:07Nah, that's alright.
00:44:08You know, everyone's...
00:44:09Everyone's leaving.
00:44:10Don't bother.
00:44:11Bye.
00:44:12Hey.
00:44:13Hey.
00:44:14Hey.
00:44:15Where'd you go?
00:44:16I missed you.
00:44:17It's fine.
00:44:18He just had a bit too much to drink.
00:44:19You know, there is a killer martini spot right up the street.
00:44:20Oh.
00:44:21We can get the bartender to whip up something special for you.
00:44:22I'd like that.
00:44:23What?
00:44:24Mm-hmm.
00:44:25what?
00:44:26Mm-hmm.
00:44:27You're so much hotter than that bitch fernanda.
00:44:28You're just a client of a bad rap song.
00:44:29No?
00:44:30No.
00:44:31No.
00:44:32No.
00:44:33No.
00:44:34No.
00:44:35No.
00:44:36No.
00:44:37No.
00:44:38No.
00:44:39No.
00:44:40No.
00:44:41No.
00:44:42No...
00:44:43No.
00:44:44No.
00:44:45No.
00:44:46No.
00:44:47No.
00:44:48No.
00:44:49No.
00:44:50No.
00:44:51No.
00:44:52No.
00:44:53bitch fernanda just a climber who hopped from her ex over to me
00:44:57and you know she's the kind of woman you throw some money out and then send her away
00:45:01that's who she is william how could you do this to me
00:45:05you know she she the funny thing is is she thinks i actually love her
00:45:12i bagged a hundred babes that are better than her she's delusional
00:45:17oh how pathetic probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something
00:45:23yeah who gives a shit you know i'm gonna break up with fernanda soon too
00:45:32and i'll be waiting for you daddy oh shit
00:45:38god damn it what have i done
00:45:45it's going to be so awkward at work now
00:45:50and i didn't even get the chance to propose to william
00:45:54god damn it what have i done
00:45:58eric
00:46:02it's so cold
00:46:06eric
00:46:09it's fine i already saw everything last night anyway
00:46:30how do i look
00:46:36uh um
00:46:38beautiful
00:46:41come on get up i have your suit ready too
00:46:47where where are we going
00:46:49where else we're gonna go crash dorsey tech's little cocktail party
00:46:54what you doing hiding over here
00:47:20i told you you're here as my girlfriend
00:47:23we have to look them hard
00:47:26mr dorsey
00:47:27with money like yours
00:47:30there must be plenty of other girlfriends you can call
00:47:33okay
00:47:34what's going on with you
00:47:36you want me to cut your salary or something because i can do that
00:47:39whatever
00:47:40just wait until i'm wasted
00:47:42drunk words are sober thoughts
00:47:45okay
00:47:45mr dorsey
00:47:47oh
00:47:48let's have a toast
00:47:49thank you
00:47:50to winning over the investors
00:47:53and taking over the market by storm
00:47:55cheers
00:47:57cheers
00:47:59oh fuck
00:48:15man
00:48:19well well well it isn't that little rat i fired from dorsey tech
00:48:37miss hendrix see you've taken quite a liking to uh this loser an idiot right here why wouldn't
00:48:47i like eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new ai platform firing him was your loss
00:48:55okay thanks to mr dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts dorsey tech ai platform is now
00:49:06reaching the market you talk a big game but the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails
00:49:13so so what's uh really funny about that is that we're about to release our own ai platform
00:49:24oh is that so well you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you use to
00:49:32make a platform that no one's gonna use burn dude you hear that yeah i would say our monopoly
00:49:39on the tech industry is secure so miss hendrix why don't you go on that little love train
00:49:45straight to bankruptcy we'll see which product no one wants to use
00:49:50wow
00:49:51jesus eric didn't we like just break up look at you i already head over heels for another woman
00:49:59excuse me what's up talk to me um do you have any idea where i am what the server crashed
00:50:13okay yep okay yep yep um what the fuck server crashed i'll make a call yeah make a call it'll
00:50:23be fixed in a minute yeah that's um wow he's got it yeah yeah he's got it use the amelioration
00:50:31algorithm yes do it amelioration algorithm that's what i call the code i saved in my tablet but
00:50:39it's only for emergencies it won't solve the core problem wait did eric steal my tablet
00:50:44another server crash huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure people are gonna trust
00:50:52your new product uh yeah this doesn't concern you at all uh what's up man we figured out yeah
00:50:59got it fixed no big deal no big deal
00:51:03wait did you just say the company's server crashes no big deal this is an internal affair
00:51:12sure and you were driven out so i would keep your mouth shut the amelioration algorithm is for
00:51:20emergencies only it won't address the core issue so the concurrency bug will just lead to more data
00:51:26corruption and more system crashes is such a new mistake if you understood code you'd know that
00:51:32oh my god if you would understand code you wouldn't do like seriously do you hear yourself
00:51:37what do you know take your bullshit theories somewhere else please man right what do i know
00:51:45i wrote the amelioration algorithm what did you just say
00:51:50i wrote the amelioration algorithm i'm in hr and the boss still didn't tell me about the mysterious
00:51:59tech genius he hired was it really eric all along oh what have i done shut up what mr dorsey you can't
00:52:08believe a word they say they are our competitors right believe whatever you want what a dumpster fire
00:52:17let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call him honey yeah so back when i recruited eric i made
00:52:28the terms very clear i told him he could have whatever he wanted including me i'm not like some people
00:52:35ignoring talents and abusing their trust what
00:52:38i have an image to maintain
00:52:44yes of course
00:52:47so what you're saying is
00:53:00it's not that i won't respect hendrick's tech dorsey is less an investment risk
00:53:04and they have greater potential i can't justify choosing your product over theirs
00:53:09mr brown we're a risk worth taking once you see our ai platform i guarantee you'll want to
00:53:17reconsider bravo bravo it was quite an inspiring sales pitch with cendrix
00:53:23you must be mr dorsey's son it's a great pleasure
00:53:29miss hendrickson and i were just having a little chat naturally i'll still be investing in dorsey tech
00:53:34right yeah so um if you're here chasing investments i would suggest you just give up and go home
00:53:40with us here you won't get a red cent from these guys
00:53:42that's right over 90 of the guests here have already invested in our new ai tech program
00:53:50best get out while you still can
00:53:53i'm afraid they're right we've already spent our investment money in promoting dorsey's new ai platform
00:53:59so and i can assure you that any investment you've made will not be wasted
00:54:04and your money will be paid back in ten
00:54:07at dorsey tech we treat our partners like family
00:54:10and that's why we love doing business with you
00:54:12if i were you i'd cut my losses and take my leave
00:54:16get out unless you also want to invest in dorsey tech
00:54:22hey let the jerks have their fun they won't be allowed for much longer
00:54:30sounds like a plan
00:54:41miss hendricks
00:54:50didn't you just tell us to get lost
00:54:54i didn't want to offend mr dorsey back there it was all an act
00:54:57well that sounds professional then what do you want
00:55:01miss hendricks investors know how to hedge their bets
00:55:04what hendricks tech is doing is impressive
00:55:07and i want to offer my help
00:55:09i know you need funds to promote your products
00:55:14and i want to assist with that
00:55:15but you need to sign a contract first
00:55:18no way am i signing a contract with you
00:55:21at least hear the terms
00:55:22if your ai product tops dorsey techs
00:55:25you pay nothing
00:55:27if they win
00:55:29you pay everything back
00:55:31what do you say
00:55:32that's a lot of money we're talking about
00:55:35hmm well it's definitely risky
00:55:37but
00:55:38i trust eric
00:55:40mr brown
00:55:43we accept your offer
00:55:44today dorsey techs highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform ai plus was released in the united states
00:55:57on its first day ai plus has already gained more than 10 million users
00:56:02completely eclipsing the efforts of their chief competitor hendricks tech
00:56:05which also launched their new platform ai king on the same day
00:56:09edwin hendricks has guts i'll give her that
00:56:14but dropping her new product on the same day as us
00:56:17that is career suicide
00:56:19let's get to the office griffin
00:56:22yes sir
00:56:24relax mr dorsey
00:56:34hendricks tech is no threat
00:56:36yeah i i know
00:56:38remember when you said that if this project went well
00:56:41you'd promote me to vice president
00:56:42yeah i i remember but ai plus has just barely hit the market
00:56:47we can't even call it a success yet
00:56:49right true
00:56:50yeah
00:56:51i have news
00:56:56talk to me
00:56:57the bad news is that hendricks tech ai platform is much more impressive than we thought
00:57:04the good news is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours
00:57:07okay uh all right i'll take it i'll take it
00:57:13like i said we're unbeatable
00:57:15come on let's celebrate
00:57:17no no not yet
00:57:18how did hendricks tech even get that product out in that timeline
00:57:22i mean they got started much later than we did
00:57:25i heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled
00:57:29lead engineer
00:57:31eric
00:57:33i thought he was supposed to be a nobody
00:57:36right
00:57:38dad what's up
00:57:46brilliant
00:57:47i'm on my way to the office to congratulate you and eric
00:57:50oh uh got it
00:57:52the boss is coming
00:57:55we can talk to him about my promotion
00:57:57shit
00:57:58guys this isn't good
00:57:59what what is it now
00:58:01our ai platform and company server have both crashed
00:58:04what the fuck right
00:58:06every time
00:58:08seriously
00:58:11god damn dude
00:58:14what the fuck is going on
00:58:18mr martin
00:58:19the ai platform just crashed out of nowhere about the whole server down along with it
00:58:22then don't just sit around like an idiot
00:58:25fix it
00:58:26sir this is an issue with the system's core framework
00:58:28we didn't build that
00:58:29what do you mean you didn't build it
00:58:31we're using the same framework that eric built before he left
00:58:34eric the guy i fired
00:58:35yeah eric with the k
00:58:36e-r-i-k
00:58:37you took credit for someone else's work
00:58:42lie to me
00:58:43mr dorsey
00:58:44let me explain
00:58:45no there is no time for explanation
00:58:47why didn't you rebuild the core framework
00:58:49mr dorsey
00:58:50we need to focus on getting the company server up and running
00:58:52our user's trust depends on it
00:58:54speak
00:58:55what happened to the company server
00:58:57sir
00:58:57he was the one
00:58:58i didn't do shit
00:59:00shut your mouth
00:59:01go
00:59:01uh the solution he used
00:59:03the amelioration algorithm
00:59:04after the last two crashes
00:59:05it's not designed as a long-term solution to the serious concurrency bug in the code
00:59:09every time that bug is reproduced
00:59:11it leads to more serious corruption
00:59:13it's been a ticking time bomb ever since
00:59:15this time the ai platform went down
00:59:18brought the whole server down along with it
00:59:19it's completely unfixable
00:59:23this was all your fault
00:59:26william
00:59:27all of our users are switching over to hendrix tech ai platform
00:59:31what should we do
00:59:31how the fuck am i supposed to know
00:59:33mr dorsey
00:59:40what on earth is going on
00:59:41i'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down like this
00:59:44look sir i i can explain
00:59:45i'm sorry
00:59:46okay it's gotta be fixed
00:59:47i have billions of dollars invested in you dammit
00:59:50i'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal
00:59:52dorsey tech is finished
00:59:54500,000
01:00:02we just passed 500,000
01:00:03you guys
01:00:0498
01:00:0599
01:00:061 million
01:00:08hey it's still going up it's still going up
01:00:22fuck fuck fuck
01:00:24this is all your fault
01:00:26this is all your fault
01:00:28mr dorsey
01:00:29fuck
01:00:30i wanted to help you
01:00:32i was trying to help the company
01:00:34i've had enough of your bullshit
01:00:36you fired half the bloody tech departments
01:00:38what was i supposed to do
01:00:40and you gave us impossible deadlines
01:00:42no no no don't make this about me
01:00:44i get it now
01:00:45you're using my promotion as bait
01:00:47you were never gonna make me vp
01:00:49you want your job or not
01:00:50is that a threat
01:00:52fire me
01:00:53do it
01:00:54you think i won't
01:00:56if eric leaves
01:00:57so do i
01:00:59me too
01:01:02see when you fired everyone
01:01:04i replaced them with my people
01:01:07go ahead fire me
01:01:09you'll clear out your whole tech department
01:01:11you will sink dorsey tech
01:01:14you were never the prize tech genius of dorsey tech
01:01:17you were the slacker my father warned me about
01:01:20william
01:01:24william
01:01:28i'm ashamed to call you my son
01:01:33what the hell have you done to my company
01:01:36dad uh
01:01:38i'm sorry
01:01:39i'm not here for apologies
01:01:44what the hell is this idiot doing here
01:01:47i thought you fired him
01:01:49where's eric
01:01:50uh
01:01:51dad i i fired eric
01:01:54you
01:01:55fired him
01:01:57um
01:01:58what was that was that a mistake
01:02:02dad are you okay
01:02:04hey are you okay
01:02:07i busted my balls to get eric to dorsey tech
01:02:13he was the backbone behind this company
01:02:16and what did you do
01:02:19you fired him
01:02:20him
01:02:21so um
01:02:23it was eric with a k all along
01:02:25oh i fucked up
01:02:28god i fucked up
01:02:29where is eric now
01:02:30i will get down on my knees and beg him to come back
01:02:36um
01:02:37um
01:02:37eric is that uh hendrix tech
01:02:42you are a sorry excuse for a son
01:02:47you are destroying my company
01:02:49two
01:02:54sir
01:02:54bad news
01:02:56it appears that the server crash was just the beginning
01:02:59what's going on the crash also affected our automobile software there have been at least 30
01:03:05car accidents across the u.s uh six people have died
01:03:17no no this isn't my fault it was eric's fault eric with decay it was his code that was faulty
01:03:24no that's fucking i fired him before that happened but i stumbled upon his tablet and
01:03:29the code that he wrote i'm only guilty of using his work everything else was his fault
01:03:36i wrote the amelioration algorithm god it mistook the genius for the loser i'm not going down like
01:03:43this dorsey tech ain't finished yet not finished yet griffin take this man to the police if dorsey
01:03:54tech goes under he'll have to pay for this yes sir
01:04:08mr brown looks like your contract worked in our favor so we will not be returning the five
01:04:26billion dollars you invested and again thank you for your generosity
01:04:29wait do i at least deserve some dividends i'm sorry mr brown but the terms you insisted on were
01:04:37very clear we beat dorsey tech so we owe you nothing which includes any dividends you might have otherwise
01:04:43received no no no more buts goodbye mr brown
01:04:56tonight i'll give you that reward i was telling you
01:05:00oh i'm sure it'll be very special you have no idea eric
01:05:11i know i messed up before it's all over for dorsey tech now is there anything you can do to help me
01:05:20what the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend boyfriend that's right i'm his girlfriend now
01:05:31we're living together and we're getting married soon too
01:05:34but you you you can't no it's not possible he was mine first
01:05:41hey you dumped him and you treated him like trash
01:05:45oh my gosh it's a little late for you to come crawling back guys three
01:06:05you're hot when you're bossy you like yeah eric
01:06:09what eric what is it now
01:06:25eric you know how much i've done for you dorsey tech is in dire straits
01:06:34we need your help mr dorsey all those things you gave me
01:06:39i returned when your son accused me of hacking the company's server and demanding compensation
01:06:46oh has he not told you now that is not how it went down at all it was that dirtbag eric with the
01:06:54c who went behind my back and got me all mixed up oh yeah well your little mix-up made me lose
01:07:00everything i had including my career did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake
01:07:07eric i am really sorry i don't want your fake apology and i'm not coming back to you
01:07:18so would you please leave our office
01:07:24now would you please leave our office
01:07:26we wish dorsey tech the very best
01:07:39so you're really not going to help them
01:07:45so you're really not going to help them
01:07:49so you're really not going to help them
01:07:55they're the ones who fired me now they have to live with the outcome
01:08:14not to the sweet taste of victory to the sweet taste of victory
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