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You Fired A Tech Genius
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00:00:00I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shit the hackers trying to
00:00:13bust through the server firewall this is bad we do something the server is the
00:00:17company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP
00:00:21is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay relax there's got to be a
00:00:27wave I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you know
00:00:38fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a
00:00:41large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time that's the
00:00:46times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:57oh my god he's unlocked the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to
00:01:05launch your DDoS scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert
00:01:12hackers and you just owned them dude that was sick I was telling you just some
00:01:15sort of network maintenance lag you could turns out you're a better programmer than
00:01:18I am how the hell did you get so good what you did just now was legendary
00:01:23wait I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a
00:01:28next-gen AI neural net was that you I look I have to tell you later my botnet
00:01:36just trace these hackers IP addresses so we're gonna have to shut them down one
00:01:40by one of one to protect the server which is gonna take some time I you guys
00:01:47can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
00:02:17god finally god finally oh it's light out great full-blown liner
00:02:40you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a uh night's work all right I'm gonna get some sleep
00:02:55um
00:03:10Johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts
00:03:16not sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could ward off a
00:03:20cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss would have been a more important role
00:03:24you know I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description
00:03:31fernanda who the hell's this guy this is william dorsey our boss's son he just completed his mba
00:03:39at stanford mr dorsey will be standing in as ceo while his father deals with some medical issues
00:03:45am i looking at two employees from dorsey tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess
00:03:49honestly can't tell sir i can explain zip it johnny you can't manage yourself let alone your entire team
00:03:55so get out of my face you're fired
00:04:01you're fired get out i just did that you know what they say about new management
00:04:08it's gonna be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from the chaff
00:04:19okay listen up listen up i'm gonna need 150 every single day none of this half-ass
00:04:25bullshit anymore all right who does he think he is emon musk
00:04:35what the hell is this crap okay i need zero distractions in this office leave your
00:04:41shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once
00:04:45no
00:04:48that was limited edition oh boohoo it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with
00:04:54that junk instead of working you're fired excuse me uh fernanda see how much that thing costs and
00:05:02buy her a new one dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money
00:05:07right yes sir
00:05:14and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince
00:05:21who the hell are you who am i doesn't matter uh you're fired
00:05:28me you're you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did i did i stutter i
00:05:33no that's not uh that's uh that's not what i meant
00:05:38oh fernanda what does he do um he works in network maintenance what's his salary
00:05:44just about 500k a year oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job what are you doing
00:05:51taking us for a ride no uh look i was i was working all night can i just take a rest you're trying to
00:05:59clock at a time and a half for overtime i mean i've heard of a quiet quitting but this is time theft
00:06:06are you hr folks as dumb as these techies or is this some kind of larger scale scam
00:06:11eric and i might be dating but i can't afford to get dragged into this i need to break up with this
00:06:16loser um he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary other workers in the same
00:06:22department don't make nearly as much as him fernanda
00:06:29eric martin you are so fired get your and get out of my building
00:06:35all right then eric sir eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack you want to follow him
00:06:48out hey look dorsey tech is still one of the top tech companies in silicon valley don't lose your jobs
00:06:57for me
00:07:09okay yeah boss's orders i won't hold it against you uh it's also our one year anniversary right um
00:07:19see you in the lobby what was that about
00:07:31mr dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting
00:07:36ceo it's better to be feared than loved i mean what you want me to show some mercy to your crook
00:07:45boyfriend is that it uh no he's not you deserve so much better i mean what would you prefer an
00:07:54unemployed loser or a red ceo
00:08:06just sick busy guy oh what's up dad my heart's acting up again you'll have to take over the company
00:08:15for now and also there's an important matter you need to know about yeah um what's the important
00:08:22matter we have an employee eric whatever you do make sure to be good to him eric
00:08:32eric martin
00:08:36isn't that the guy i just laid off
00:08:37william william you there yep uh just a second do we have any other employee named eric
00:08:50this is the employee list yep i was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally poached
00:08:56he's in charge of our next gen ai development the company's future is in his hands
00:09:02uh yes eric martin ai development i see him eric martin ai development one of the top tech
00:09:09visionaries in silicon valley this the guy yeah that's him eric martin there's another employee with
00:09:15a similar name who's always slacking on the job fire him when you get the chance don't worry dad i
00:09:21already did huh guess that sucker i fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all that a boy keep it
00:09:28up once i'm feeling better i'll come around and see how things are going yeah just focus on getting
00:09:33better dad i got this
00:09:38you know i told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser so who's it gonna be
00:09:46him or me
00:09:52what the do you want uh mr dorsey um
00:09:54um uh you spit it out man what's up the company server just crashed
00:10:03you talk to me it's bad sir the customer complaints are getting out of control what
00:10:07should we do sir eric saved us during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here then
00:10:11boom problem solved fernando you got his number right why don't you give him a call
00:10:16eric what a dick forgets his tablet
00:10:28amelioration algorithm wait is this the code that fixes the server loophole oh damn this is good
00:10:38it
00:10:41hello eric the company server crashed get over here and help us mr dorsey said that if you fix it you'll
00:10:48be generously rewarded on my way with eric's codes i can plug the loophole everyone will think i'm a hero
00:10:57so he said he's got it thank god
00:11:10well you still made some questions him or me
00:11:16eric and i weren't a thing i was just leaning him on
00:11:20i choose you of course
00:11:31god fernando's supposed to be off a half hour ago where is she screw it i'm going up
00:11:38you
00:11:46you
00:11:47fucking asshole
00:11:51you
00:11:51fucking
00:11:51asshole
00:11:55stop it you're acting like a child
00:11:58as if you never saw this coming what are you doing kissing this douchebag
00:12:02watch your mouth i can do whatever i want
00:12:06with whoever i want
00:12:08you bastard
00:12:22eric
00:12:24you and me
00:12:26are over
00:12:30fernanda
00:12:31are you serious
00:12:33that pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt
00:12:36why are you doing this
00:12:38eric i told you we're done
00:12:40why would i waste my time with an unemployed loser like you
00:12:53keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to
00:13:02oh damn
00:13:05yeah so i'm rich
00:13:08i'm handsome
00:13:09and you
00:13:10do
00:13:10you're an unemployed loser
00:13:13let's go home and be your meat man
00:13:17fernando you're the reason i even stayed at dorsac
00:13:20shut up
00:13:22who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway
00:13:25we're done
00:13:26you're gonna pay for this
00:13:33hold it
00:13:34you're in trouble now
00:13:35and you are
00:13:48it's an honor to meet you mr dorsey
00:13:51i'm here to report that under my guidance our systems are back up and running normally
00:13:56you're eric martin
00:13:57i am
00:13:59you can see why my father spoke so highly of you
00:14:02idiots do they really not know i'm taking credit for that loser eric's work
00:14:06whatever as long as the boss's son likes me i can keep climbing the ladder
00:14:11mr dorsey
00:14:13i know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company
00:14:17right after you were fired the system crashed there's reason to believe that this was your attempt
00:14:24and revenge
00:14:35boss
00:14:36good news
00:14:37eric martin that tech whiz you had on your radar he just left dorsey tech
00:14:41he did
00:14:42mm-hmm it happened 10 minutes ago he was fired by the ceo's son william
00:14:48oh that's hilarious i want to see the look on that old hag
00:14:52asher dorsey's face when he realizes that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his
00:14:57idiot son but boss hendrix tech is just a mid-level startup
00:15:02will someone as talented as them really want to join us we have to get him on our side by any means
00:15:08necessary
00:15:11you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in ai modeling is
00:15:14get the car ready i'm going to the dorsey office and eric is mine
00:15:28revenge what the hell are you talking about don't play dumb the systems crashed right after you got
00:15:35fired this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still deny it
00:15:40bullshit
00:15:42you guys have always looked down at me as some nobody maintenance worker
00:15:45now you're going to blame me when the server gets hacked
00:15:49none of you idiots have any shred of common sense
00:15:52if you had a common sense you'd have a job
00:15:55i'm not going to argue with you in front of mr dorsey
00:15:57what the hell are you trying to do you either tell them the truth or they're going to take you to
00:16:02the police station eric i had no idea you were such a vengeful person what other tricks do you have
00:16:09up your sleeve better come clean now or you're going to jail all right
00:16:17what are you waiting for arrest me let's see if you have any real evidence
00:16:27what are you doing man you we don't got handcuffs
00:16:31really without a shred of remorse don't you know that mr dorsey is going to make your life a living
00:16:37hell mr dorsey the way i see it you should teach this asshole a lesson yeah william a scumbag like
00:16:45him should never get away with this no no from this day on eric martin is now blacklisted from dorsey
00:16:55tech and all of its industry partners you know what this means dude you're now kicked out of silicon valley bro
00:17:09i just have one question does asher the ceo know that i've been fired why should the ceo be bothered
00:17:18with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot didn't you boys second to the police yes
00:17:27sir stop right there
00:17:32there'll be no need to take him away he's joining hendrix tech
00:17:48he's joining hendrix tech well i recognize you you're evelyn hendrix ceo of hendrix tech
00:17:56what are you doing here i'm here for you of course i haven't seen you since college what a dummy like
00:18:07you went to college with her so is this how dorsey tech treats its former employees i would have
00:18:12expected better from you miss hendrix these are high level conversations between company ceos
00:18:19someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth it's hendrix this prick eric has severely
00:18:27sorry who are you i i'm uh yeah i don't really have time to listen to your javerick oh my god okay
00:18:35look right after i fired this imbecile our company server crashed he clearly hacked into our system his
00:18:40actions have had serious consequences for our company so yeah man i don't understand why you're
00:18:45challenging me for exposing a cyber criminal did you really not ask your father about who eric is
00:18:56of course i asked my father he said that eric's some kind of slacker who cheated his way into the
00:19:02company slacker is that really what asher said where's the worm he said fire this loser as soon as you
00:19:14get the chance asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join dorsey tech it doesn't
00:19:24make sense that he would change his mind like this take me a break eric the boss wouldn't waste his
00:19:29precious time recruiting someone like you fine if that's how it's gonna be then there's nothing left to
00:19:36say to you or dorsey tech eric how would you feel about coming over to hendrix tech
00:19:50you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four million per year
00:19:54i want to make you our lead software engineer
00:20:08i'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary
00:20:13miss hendrick you're giving him a lot i mean you're out of your damn mind this woman's got a screw loose
00:20:19you know he was just a maintenance worker at dorsey tech right and now you want to make him a
00:20:23millionaire
00:20:27evan i know you're trying to help but like i don't want the money then would this meet and agree
00:20:38are you kidding me this is insane if you join hendrix tech you can have anything you want
00:20:45including me okay uh look miss hendrix you're a self-made woman which i respect so for your own
00:20:55good let me remind you that this loser that you've set your mind on is some dick who loves to slack on
00:21:01the job my father said it himself okay all right
00:21:18what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me the car the money
00:21:26my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell asher that from this day forward
00:21:34i eric martin would finally be severing my ties with dorsey tech quit it with the self-pity
00:21:42you didn't deserve those things to begin with it's right that you returned them
00:21:47you guys are shameless you don't even see your employees as human beings
00:21:52miss hendrix i know that you and dorsey tech are competitors yes but to be honest right now we're
00:22:00actually struggling to compete with them don't worry i can help change that
00:22:11i can help change that look at yourself eric offering to work for a smaller company what a joke
00:22:18i'm sorry a trader like you doesn't have the right to judge others how dare you the breach of the
00:22:26company's server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of this attack i demand you to issue
00:22:32an apology to dorsey tech and all of its customers and if you don't i'll have to press charges okay
00:22:40good luck with that what are you going to do about it you have no choice but to issue that apology
00:22:47stop threatening my employee if you insist on escalating this then send a demand letter
00:22:52to hendrix tech and we'll see it as a declaration of war
00:22:58well if war is what you want that's what you'll get
00:23:02you know what
00:23:06you know what
00:23:07let's go let's go i'd be sick if i stay another second in this shithole
00:23:26mr dorsey don't waste time with those people eric you've done well
00:23:32i'm gonna assign you the role of lead engineer
00:23:38that's amazing sir thank you uh what about me darling oh don't worry my dear i'll make sure
00:23:46that you're satisfied ew gross i won't let you down good then tell me how did you resolve the systems
00:23:55crash oh uh fuck the tablets in the office what should i say i used a one-of-a-kind code that i
00:24:04developed myself to get the server back up and running i can explain it to you in detail later
00:24:11spoken like a true visionary man's even got his own code you know what don't even bother showing
00:24:16it to me i'm sure it's exquisite keep working your magic buddy with you on my team i can relax thank
00:24:24you sir say hello to dorsey tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down on me now
00:24:46hello hi mr dorsey it's evelyn hendrix i'm just going to inform you that as of today
00:24:53hendrix tech has a horse in the ai development race
00:24:59ai development is the crown jewel of dorsey tech are you sure you want to challenge us
00:25:06as i said i'm just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:25:11what's that slide fox up to she knows i have my lethal weapon eric so why would she want to go to
00:25:28war with me unless
00:25:44dad what's up tell me you didn't fire eric
00:25:50uh okay um just just calm down just for a second i only fired the slacker you told me about okay then
00:25:57explain to me why hendrix tech is suddenly wanting to go to war with us
00:26:03well i i just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance i mean i'm not an idiot there's no way
00:26:09i would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly but i got evelyn to believe
00:26:16that eric really did it she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking up our trash so you
00:26:22intentionally misled evil she's under the impression that the loser she poached from us
00:26:30is the mastermind behind dorsey tech's ai modeling that's what she had the guts to declare war nice
00:26:35job son that shows real initiative i think it's time you take full control of our next gen ai modeling
00:26:43project really really dad thank you thank you so much now get to work we are going to make hendrix
00:26:55tech the laughing stock of the whole industry all right all right bye i love
00:27:02sir ai modeling is the future of dorsey tech william just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins
00:27:15over to him this soon i'd not have given it to him if he was the only one we were counting on don't
00:27:19forget we still have our ace in the hole you mean eric martin that's right all i have to do is stay
00:27:30hands off and let him do what he does best as long as we have eric hendrix has a snowball's chance in
00:27:37hell plus evelyn fell for william's bluff and hired that clown eric now all we have to do is sit back
00:27:47and watch her self-destruct
00:28:01so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's not bad small group but
00:28:09they're uh talented all we need is uh a few programmers with specialized knowledge in the
00:28:14field of ai precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr martin could put together a team
00:28:25i heard that you weren't the only one that william dorsey fired
00:28:28you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me a minute i'll call the guys welcome
00:28:46come in mr dorsey you wanted to see me yes
00:28:50my father has just put me in charge of our ai modeling projects seeing as your lead engineer
00:28:58i'm putting you in charge of development i uh sir
00:29:05is there a problem
00:29:08no not at all don't worry i'm the right man for the job
00:29:13yes william there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech department have
00:29:23resigned the department can't function like this what they just left why they wouldn't say but
00:29:30rumor has it they were poached by a former employee poached by a former fucking eric martin william what
00:29:38should we do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're done for there's no need
00:29:43to freak out you still have me i can fix this yes no with with you here we're going to be all right
00:29:50just what's your solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them walk
00:29:58we'll get better ones i'll make a few calls
00:30:00like that i like that yes oh fucking eric mark oh oh this is all going swimmingly now i can put my own
00:30:17people in key positions soon i'll have the whole company under my thumb
00:30:21johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be assuming the role of department head
00:30:29and this is ruby leon and mateo they're professional and reliable former co-workers of mine
00:30:35with this team hendrix tech's ai work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet you evelyn
00:30:43welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but i do want to warn you that there is lots of
00:30:48work to do we have a ways to go if we want to compete with dorsey tech with eric at the helm
00:30:54we'll always be one step ahead but dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program
00:31:01that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then then what then we won't
00:31:11have to lift the finger we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen ai neural net
00:31:26patching up the previous loopholes and weaknesses even if dorsey tech analyzes the trial version
00:31:32framework and builds a brand new platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building
00:31:37based on the old trial version then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this
00:31:43battle for dominance hendrix tech is destined for victory
00:31:463 a.m again
00:31:59okay
00:32:07uh miss sendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me evelyn
00:32:14are you always this way towards people who are crushing on you
00:32:21crushing on me you still can't tell eric i like you i felt this way since college
00:32:36uh you were the prettiest girl on campus i i didn't think you'd go for a guy like me
00:32:42i've never had my sight set on anyone else only you but you were so oblivious and when i
00:32:52finally got the let's go
00:32:54go go where i'm taking you home
00:33:08this is it
00:33:11from now until the ai project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:33:14for that long you sure that's a good idea i'm your boss remember it'll make it easier for me to um
00:33:24supervise you
00:33:27okay um
00:33:30where am i gonna sleep
00:33:32uh well i only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to share a bed with me
00:33:37oh uh no that's maybe we we probably shouldn't um
00:33:45i'm messing with you my place is huge at least as big as wherever dorsey had you
00:33:50come on i'll show you your room
00:33:54okay
00:33:57this is what you've got you're useless
00:34:01sir the modeling framework we're working with is extremely complex we'll need at least another
00:34:07month to fully understand it
00:34:13a month not a chance i am gonna give you three days and i want consistent progress reports
00:34:20sir if we have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error
00:34:23then you have to work faster and smarter i'm giving you three days
00:34:27guys eric mr dorsey how are things you dropped your keyboard oh get back to work
00:34:38mr dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days
00:34:44it's good to hear you know i knew i could trust you with this
00:34:53william update me on the ai project don't sweat it dad
00:34:57everything's going according to plan
00:34:59wonderful when our new platform hits the market i'll stop by to congratulate you
00:35:06your father must be so proud of you keep it up
00:35:10once we hit the market i'll be sure to let my father know how valuable you've been to us
00:35:13that's exactly what i need who wants to be just department head if i can keep rising the ranks i'll
00:35:19be the next vice president of dorsey tech mr dorsey
00:35:23my job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into action i believe that if i were
00:35:30the vice president of this company i could do that even more effectively if this project does well
00:35:36i'll see what i could do for you really that's great thank you so much sir
00:35:49you're up
00:35:57come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:36:09all right breakfast
00:36:17uh that looks amazing
00:36:19when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it
00:36:29yeah of course
00:36:33good and when you're finished with your project
00:36:37i have a reward waiting
00:36:53all right team
00:36:56we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time
00:37:00so let's get to business and some good news for you guys i've been in touch with the financing
00:37:08department and you will be receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in cancun once we wrap
00:37:14all right cool on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share in our product revenue
00:37:25here at hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success and you will be treated as such
00:37:33we're ready to make it happen miss hendrix oh amen miss hendrix we will have friends for you soon
00:37:39yeah the news that we beat dorsey tech and with erica on our side we can't lose
00:37:44beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey
00:38:09oh
00:38:14so
00:38:16so
00:38:22so
00:38:24so
00:38:39you're hopeless both of you
00:38:45sir i don't speak without my permission i give you a simple task and repeatedly you keep screwing
00:38:56it up how did you blockheads get this job working here anyway we have a whole ai framework that's
00:39:04just waiting to be used yet you keep twiddling your thumbs either you finish this by the deadline or
00:39:11you can get the fuck out is that clear yes sir dad didn't tell me this eric guy had such a hot temper
00:39:20and didn't eric say everything was going fine was i wrong to trust him
00:39:24mr dorsey what are you doing here tell me the truth are we on track to make the deadline or not
00:39:38i can assure you we're doing fine we're just adding a few finishing touches so uh things are a bit
00:39:44hectic good well don't be afraid to ask any questions okay don't want any slip-ups got it
00:39:52all right darling not not now get me the reports and ask for them
00:40:00let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money you little shit
00:40:11the fuck are you looking at get back to work and this time i want results
00:40:22miss hendrix i've just been informed that dorsey tech's next-gen ai platform is nearing completion
00:40:30it's just a matter of time before it hits the market really that fast well there's a cocktail
00:40:36party three days from now dorsey's going to be there announcing their new product and pitching to
00:40:41investors they're taking things to the next level that william dorsey is really milking all his
00:40:47connections if this goes well for them we're going to be in a difficult spot well that much is obvious
00:40:52but i don't good thing we're finished too what really why would i lie we've been right on pace
00:41:00with dorsey this whole time plus the sooner they want to go public the easier it'll be for us
00:41:05why would it be better for us
00:41:08evelyn remember what i told you when i first came on board
00:41:13but dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program
00:41:18that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then
00:41:25then what then we won't have to lift a finger
00:41:31hmm so what you're saying is that dorsey tech has been building off of the trial version that you
00:41:45made it's the only way they could have built it so fast it's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws
00:41:50i wouldn't make a second time evelyn there's nothing for us to worry about that does make sense
00:41:56well then good thank you i'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work
00:42:01tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off
00:42:06they'll need their rest before we bring product to market
00:42:08yes miss endrix
00:42:10this was a big day for us
00:42:15why don't we end it with a drink
00:42:20aren't you a lightweight
00:42:24who said that
00:42:27i can handle my liquor eric martin
00:42:31i knew you could be fun
00:42:45i knew it
00:42:46i told you
00:42:48that's why that last drink was a bad idea
00:42:53it was a good idea and i could have had at least two more
00:42:58yeah yeah no um you'd absolutely could
00:43:01definitely
00:43:01you think that you are wild
00:43:04Okay, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:09See how we pick him.
00:43:11Super easy.
00:43:16Eric, now do you believe I want a guy like you?
00:43:25Maybe you should want to sober up a lot.
00:43:34I'm sober enough.
00:43:39And what I want is you.
00:43:53William, we've been together for some time now,
00:43:56and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day.
00:44:00Let's get married!
00:44:04Hey! Where are ya?
00:44:09Everyone's out here celebrating and you're a no-show.
00:44:13What a buzzkill.
00:44:15I'm coming!
00:44:18Nah, that's alright. You know, everyone's leaving.
00:44:22Don't bother.
00:44:24Bye!
00:44:26Hey.
00:44:27Hey.
00:44:28Hey.
00:44:29Where'd you go? I missed you.
00:44:33It's fine.
00:44:35He just had a bit too much to drink.
00:44:38You know, there's a killer martini spot right up the street.
00:44:41Oh.
00:44:42I can get the bartender to whip up something special for them.
00:44:44I'd like that.
00:44:45What?
00:44:46Mm-hmm.
00:44:47Oh, you're so much hotter than that bitch Fernanda.
00:44:49You're just a climber who hops from her ex over his knee.
00:44:51Hey, you know, she's the kind of woman you throw some money at and then send her away.
00:44:53That's who she is.
00:44:54William.
00:44:55William.
00:44:56How could you do this to me?
00:44:57You know, she, she, the funny thing is, is she thinks I actually love her.
00:45:12I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her.
00:45:15She's delusional.
00:45:17Ugh, how pathetic.
00:45:20Probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something.
00:45:23Yeah, who gives a shit?
00:45:29You know, I'm gonna break up with Fernanda soon, too.
00:45:32And I'll be waiting for you, daddy.
00:45:35Oh, shit.
00:45:38Goddammit!
00:45:42What have I done?
00:45:45It's going to be so awkward at work now.
00:45:50And I didn't even get the chance to propose to William.
00:45:55Goddammit!
00:45:56What have I done?
00:45:58Eric.
00:46:00It's so cold.
00:46:05Eric.
00:46:06It's fine.
00:46:07I already saw everything last night anyway.
00:46:12How do I look?
00:46:22Um, beautiful.
00:46:23Come on, get up.
00:46:24I have your suit ready, too.
00:46:25Where, where are we going?
00:46:26Where else?
00:46:27We're gonna go crash Dorsey Tech's little cocktail party.
00:46:31What?
00:46:33Oh.
00:46:33I don't need anything to show real real real real real real.
00:46:36What?
00:46:37Can I leave?
00:46:38If the will happen too soon, I can leave.
00:46:39Are you, by the end?
00:46:40Nope.
00:46:41Amazing.
00:46:42You're welcome real real.
00:46:44What?
00:46:45I need to be red.
00:46:46I need to be red.
00:46:47I need to be red.
00:46:48I haven't got red.
00:46:49It's so cold.
00:46:50It's so cold.
00:46:52We'll crash Dorsey Tech's little cocktail party.
00:47:19What you doing hiding over here?
00:47:21I told you you're here as my girlfriend.
00:47:24We have to look them apart.
00:47:26Mr. Dorsey, with money like yours,
00:47:30there must be plenty of other girlfriends you can call.
00:47:33Okay.
00:47:34What's gotten with you?
00:47:36You want me to cut your salary or something?
00:47:38Because I can do that.
00:47:39Whatever.
00:47:40Just wait until I'm wasted.
00:47:42Drunk words are sober thoughts.
00:47:44Okay.
00:47:46Mr. Dorsey.
00:47:47Oh.
00:47:48Let's have a toast.
00:47:51To winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm.
00:47:56Cheers.
00:47:57Cheers.
00:47:58Oh f-
00:47:59Oh, fuck.
00:48:17Amen.
00:48:29well well well it isn't that little rat i fired from dorsey tech
00:48:37miss hendrix see you've taken quite a liking to uh this loser an idiot right here why wouldn't i
00:48:47like eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new ai platform firing him was your loss
00:48:55okay thanks to mr dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts dorsey tech ai platform is now
00:49:06reaching the market you talk a big game but the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails
00:49:13so what's uh really funny about that is that we're about to release our own ai platform
00:49:24oh is that so well you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you use to make
00:49:32a platform that no one's gonna use burn dude you hear that yeah i would say our monopoly on the
00:49:40tech industry is secure so miss hendrix why don't you go on that little love train straight to
00:49:46bankruptcy we'll see which product no one wants to use wow jesus eric didn't we like just break up
00:49:55look at you i already head over heels for another woman
00:49:59excuse me what's up talk to me um do you have any idea where i am
00:50:08what uh the server crashed
00:50:13okay yep okay yep yep um what the fuck server crashed i'll make a call yeah make a call it'll
00:50:23be fixed in a minute yeah that's um wow he's got it yeah yeah he's got it use the amelioration
00:50:31algorithm yes do it amelioration algorithm that's what i call the code i saved in my tablet but it's
00:50:39only for emergencies it won't solve the core problem wait did eric steal my tablet another server crash
00:50:46huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure people are gonna trust your new product
00:50:53uh yeah this doesn't concern you at all uh what's up man we figured out yeah got it fixed no big deal
00:51:02no big deal no big deal
00:51:03wait did you just say the company's server crashes no big deal this is an internal affair
00:51:12so and you were driven out so i would keep your mouth shut the amelioration algorithm is for
00:51:20emergencies only it won't address the core issues so the concurrency bug will just lead to more
00:51:26data corruption and more system crashes it's such a new mistake if you understood code you'd know
00:51:32that oh my god if you would understand code you wouldn't dude like seriously do you hear yourself
00:51:37what do you know take your bullshit theories somewhere else please man right what do i know
00:51:45i wrote the amelioration algorithm what did you just say
00:51:50i wrote the amelioration algorithm i'm in hr and the boss still didn't tell me about the
00:51:59mysterious tech genius he hired was it really eric all along oh what have i done shut up what mr dorsey
00:52:08you can't believe a word they say they are our competitors right believe whatever you want
00:52:14what a dumpster fire let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call him honey
00:52:23yeah so back when i recruited eric i made the terms very clear i told him he could have whatever he
00:52:31wanted including me i'm not like some people ignoring talents and abusing their trust what
00:52:39i have an image to maintain yes of course
00:52:47so what you're saying is it's not that i don't respect hendrick's tech dorsey is less an investment
00:53:04risk and they have greater potential i can't justify choosing your product over theirs mr brown
00:53:10we're a risk worth taking once you see our ai platform i guarantee you'll want to reconsider
00:53:17bravo bravo it was quite an inspiring sales pitch you must be mr dorsey's son it's a great pleasure
00:53:29miss hendrickson and i were just having a little chat naturally i'll still be investing in dorsey
00:53:34tech right yeah so um if you're here chasing investments i would suggest you just give up
00:53:39and go home with us here you won't get a red cent from these guys that's right over 90 of the
00:53:45guests here have already invested in our new ai tech program best get out while you still can
00:53:53i'm afraid they're right we've already spent our investment money in promoting
00:53:57dorsey's new ai platform so and i can assure you that any investment you've made will not be
00:54:04wasted and your money will be paid back in tenfold at dorsey tech we treat our partners like family
00:54:10and that's why we love doing business with you if i were you i'd cut my losses and take my leave
00:54:16get out unless you also want to invest in dorsey tech
00:54:23hey let the jerks have their fun they won't be laughing for much longer
00:54:30sounds like a plan
00:54:41miss hendricks
00:54:50didn't you just tell us to get lost
00:54:54i didn't want to offend mr dorsey back there it was all an act
00:54:57well that sounds professional then what do you want
00:55:01miss hendricks investors know to hedge their bets
00:55:04what hendricks tech is doing is impressive and i want to offer my help
00:55:09i know you need funds to promote your products and i want to assist with that
00:55:15but you need to sign a contract first
00:55:18no way am i signing a contract with you
00:55:21at least hear the terms
00:55:22if your ai product tops dorsey techs
00:55:25you pay nothing if they win you pay everything back what do you say
00:55:32that's a lot of money we're talking about
00:55:35well it's definitely risky but i trust eric
00:55:40mr brown we accept your offer
00:55:44today dorsey techs highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform
00:55:55ai plus was released in the united states
00:55:57on its first day ai plus has already gained more than 10 million users
00:56:02completely equipsing the efforts of their chief competitor
00:56:04hendricks tech which also launched their new platform
00:56:07ai king on the same day
00:56:09that one hendricks has guts i'll give her that
00:56:14but dropping her new product on the same day as us
00:56:17that is career suicide
00:56:19let's get to the office griffin
00:56:22yes sir
00:56:24relax mr dorsey
00:56:34hendricks tech is no threat
00:56:36yeah i i know
00:56:38remember when you said that if this project went well
00:56:41you'd promote me to vice president
00:56:43yeah i i remember but ai plus has just barely hit the market
00:56:47we can't even call it a success yet
00:56:49right true
00:56:50yeah
00:56:51i have news
00:56:56talk to me
00:56:57the bad news is that hendricks tech ai platform is much more impressive than we thought
00:57:04the good news is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours
00:57:07okay uh
00:57:10all right i'll take it
00:57:12i'll take it
00:57:13like i said
00:57:14we're unbeatable
00:57:15come on
00:57:16let's celebrate
00:57:17no no not yet
00:57:18how did hendricks tech even get that product out in that timeline
00:57:22i mean they got started much later than we did
00:57:25i heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled
00:57:29lead engineer
00:57:31eric
00:57:33i thought he was supposed to be a nobody
00:57:36right
00:57:38dad what's up
00:57:46brilliant
00:57:47i'm on my way to the office congratulate you and eric
00:57:50oh uh got it
00:57:52the boss is coming
00:57:55we can talk to him about my promotion
00:57:57shit
00:57:58guys this isn't good
00:57:59what what is it now
00:58:01our ai platform and company server have both crashed
00:58:04what the fuck
00:58:06right
00:58:06every time
00:58:08seriously
00:58:11god damn dude
00:58:14what the fuck is going on
00:58:18mr martin
00:58:19the ai platform just crashed out of nowhere
00:58:21brought the whole server down along with it
00:58:23then don't just sit around like an idiot
00:58:25fix it
00:58:26sir this is an issue with the system's core framework
00:58:28we didn't build that
00:58:29what do you mean you didn't build it
00:58:31we're using the same framework that eric built before he left
00:58:34eric the guy i fired
00:58:35yeah eric with the k
00:58:36e-r-i-k
00:58:37you took credit for someone else's work
00:58:42lie to me
00:58:43mr dorsey
00:58:44let me explain
00:58:46no there is no time for explanation
00:58:47why didn't you rebuild the core framework
00:58:49mr dorsey
00:58:50we need to focus on getting the company server up and running
00:58:52our user's trust depends on it
00:58:54speak
00:58:55what happened to the company server
00:58:57sir
00:58:57he was the one
00:58:58i didn't do shit
00:59:00shut your mouth
00:59:01go
00:59:01uh the solution he used
00:59:03the amelioration algorithm
00:59:04after the last two crashes
00:59:06it's not designed as a long-term solution
00:59:07to the serious concurrency bug in the code
00:59:09every time that bug is reproduced
00:59:11it leads to more serious corruption
00:59:13it's been a ticking time bomb ever since
00:59:15this time the ai platform went down
00:59:18brought the whole server down along with it
00:59:19it's completely unfixable
00:59:23this was all your fault
00:59:26william
00:59:28all of our users are switching over to
00:59:29hendrix tech ai platform
00:59:31what should we do
00:59:32how the fuck am i supposed to know
00:59:34mr dorsey what on earth is going on
00:59:41i'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down like this
00:59:44look sir i i can explain
00:59:45i'm sorry
00:59:46okay it's gotta be fixed
00:59:47i have billions of dollars invested in you
00:59:49damn it
00:59:50i'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal
00:59:52dorsey tech is finished
00:59:54omg
01:00:00nothing
01:00:00500,000 we just passed 500,000
01:00:04you guys 98,99
01:00:06one million
01:00:08oh my god
01:00:09oh my god
01:00:12oh my god
01:00:12oh my god
01:00:12oh my god
01:00:13oh my god
01:00:13oh my god
01:00:14go
01:00:14go
01:00:15fuck
01:00:16go
01:00:17hey hey it's still going up it's still going up
01:00:20fuck fuck fuck fuck
01:00:23Fuck this is all your fault. This is all your fault. Mr. Dorsey
01:00:29Fuck I
01:00:31Wanted to help you. I was trying to help the company. I've had enough of your bullshit
01:00:36You fired half the bloody tech departments. What was I supposed to do and you gave us impossible deadlines?
01:00:42No, no, no don't make this about me. I get it now
01:00:45You're using my promotion as baits. You are never gonna make me VP. You want your job or not? Is that a threat?
01:00:52Fire me do it. You think I won't
01:00:56If Eric leaves so do I
01:00:59We do
01:01:01See when you fired everyone I replaced them with my people
01:01:07Go ahead fire me you'll clear out your whole tech department you will sink Dorsey tech
01:01:14You were never the prize tech genius of Dorsey tech you were the slacker my father warned me about
01:01:22I'm ashamed to call you my son
01:01:33What the hell have you done to my company dad, uh, I'm sorry. I'm not here for apologies
01:01:41What the hell is this idiot doing here I thought you fired him? Where's Eric?
01:01:51Dad I fired Eric you
01:01:55Fired him
01:01:58What was that was that a mistake?
01:02:00Dad are you okay?
01:02:01Dad are you okay?
01:02:03Hey, are you okay?
01:02:05I
01:02:07Busted my fucking balls to get Eric to Dorsey tech
01:02:11He was the backbone behind this company
01:02:14He was the backbone behind this company
01:02:16And what did you do?
01:02:18You fired him
01:02:20So, um
01:02:22It was Eric with a K all along
01:02:25Oh, I fucked up
01:02:27God, I fucked up
01:02:29Where is Eric now?
01:02:31I will get down on my knees and beg him to come back
01:02:35Um
01:02:37Eric is at uh, Hendrix tech
01:02:42You are a sorry excuse for a son
01:02:46You are destroying my company
01:02:54Sir
01:02:55Bad news
01:02:57It appears that the server crash was just the beginning
01:02:59What's going on?
01:03:01The crash also affected our automobile software
01:03:04There have been at least 30 car accidents across the U.S.
01:03:08Oh, fuck
01:03:10Six people have died
01:03:17No
01:03:18No, this isn't my fault
01:03:20It was Eric's fault
01:03:21Eric with a K
01:03:22It was his code that was faulty
01:03:24No, that's fucking bullshit
01:03:25I fired him before that happened
01:03:27But I stumbled upon his tablet and the code that he wrote
01:03:31I'm only guilty of using his work
01:03:33Everything else was his fault
01:03:36I wrote the amelioration algorithm
01:03:39God, it mistook the genius for the loser
01:03:42I'm not going down like this
01:03:43Dorsey tech ain't finished yet
01:03:47It's not finished yet
01:03:50Griffin
01:03:52Take this man to the police
01:03:53If dorsey tech goes under
01:03:55He'll have to pay for this
01:03:58Yes, sir
01:04:13Thank you
01:04:20Mr. Brown looks like your contract worked in our favor
01:04:24So we will not be returning the five billion dollars you invested
01:04:28And again, thank you for your generosity
01:04:30Wait, do I at least deserve some dividends?
01:04:33I'm sorry, Mr. Brown but the terms you insisted on were very clear
01:04:38We beat dorsey tech so we owe you nothing
01:04:41Which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received
01:04:45No, no more buts
01:04:48Goodbye, Mr. Brown
01:04:57Tonight, I'll give you that reward I was telling you
01:05:02I'm sure it'll be very special
01:05:06You have no idea
01:05:08Eric!
01:05:11I know I messed up before
01:05:14It's all over for dorsey tech now
01:05:17Is there anything you can do to help me?
01:05:21What the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend?
01:05:25Boyfriend?
01:05:27That's right
01:05:28I'm his girlfriend now
01:05:31We're living together and we're getting married soon too
01:05:34But you
01:05:35You, you, you, you can't
01:05:38No, it's not possible
01:05:40He was mine first
01:05:42You dumped him and you treated him like trash
01:05:45Oh my gosh
01:05:46It's a little late for you to come crawling back
01:05:51Guys, three
01:05:51Eric
01:05:55You're hot when you're bossy
01:06:06You're hot when you're bossy
01:06:07You like?
01:06:07Yeah
01:06:08Yeah
01:06:08Eric
01:06:09What now?
01:06:14Eric
01:06:14What is it now?
01:06:16Eric
01:06:25You know how much I've done for you
01:06:29Dorsey tech is in dire straits
01:06:32We need your help?
01:06:35Mr. Dorsey
01:06:37All those things you gave me
01:06:39I've returned when your son accused me of hacking the company server
01:06:42And demanding compensation
01:06:46Oh has he not told you?
01:06:48Now that is not how it went down at all
01:06:51It was that dirtbag
01:06:53Eric with the C
01:06:54Who went behind my back and got me all mixed up
01:06:57Oh yeah?
01:06:58Well your little mix-up made me lose everything I had
01:07:01Including my career
01:07:04Did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake?
01:07:08Eric
01:07:09I am really sorry
01:07:11I don't want your fake apology
01:07:14And I'm not coming back to you
01:07:18So would you please leave our office?
01:07:24Now would you please leave our office?
01:07:29We wish Dorsey tech the very best
01:07:41You fucking doomed us son
01:07:52You doomed Dorsey tech
01:07:56Dad, dad, dad
01:07:57Dad
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01:07:58Dad
01:07:59Dad
01:07:59Dad
01:08:00Dad
01:08:02Dad
01:08:03Dad
01:08:03Dad
01:08:07So
01:08:07You're really not going to help them?
01:08:11They're the ones who fired me
01:08:13Now they have to live with the outcome
01:08:14Not to the sweet taste of victory
01:08:19To the sweet taste of victory
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