You Fired A Tech Genius

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00:00:00I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shit the hackers trying to

00:00:13bust through the server firewall this is bad we do something the server is the

00:00:17company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP

00:00:21is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay relax there's got to be a

00:00:27wave I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you know

00:00:38fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a

00:00:41large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time that's the

00:00:46times call for desperate measures Eric get in here

00:00:57oh my god he's unlocked the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to

00:01:05launch your DDoS scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert

00:01:12hackers and you just owned them dude that was sick I was telling you just some

00:01:15sort of network maintenance lag you could turns out you're a better programmer than

00:01:18I am how the hell did you get so good what you did just now was legendary

00:01:23wait I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a

00:01:28next-gen AI neural net was that you I look I have to tell you later my botnet

00:01:36just trace these hackers IP addresses so we're gonna have to shut them down one

00:01:40by one of one to protect the server which is gonna take some time I you guys

00:01:47can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go

00:02:17god finally god finally oh it's light out great full-blown liner

00:02:40you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a uh night's work all right I'm gonna get some sleep

00:02:55oh

00:03:10Johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts

00:03:16not sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could ward off

00:03:20a cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss would have been a more important role

00:03:24you know I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description

00:03:31fernanda who the hell is this guy

00:03:33this is william dorsey our boss's son he just completed his mba at stanford

00:03:40mr dorsey will be standing in as ceo while his father deals with some medical issues

00:03:45am i looking at two employees from dorsey tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess

00:03:49honestly can't tell sir i can explain zip it johnny you can't manage yourself let alone your entire team

00:03:55so get out of my face you're fired

00:04:01you're fired get out

00:04:04i just did that

00:04:06you know what they say about new management there's gonna be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from

00:04:13the chaff

00:04:19okay listen up listen up i'm gonna need a hundred and fifty percent every single day

00:04:24none of this half-ass bullshit anymore all right

00:04:30who does he think he is imon musk

00:04:35what the hell is this crap okay i need zero distractions in this office

00:04:40leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once

00:04:45no

00:04:48that was limited edition

00:04:50oh boohoo it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working

00:04:56you're fired excuse me uh fernanda see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one

00:05:03dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money right yes sir

00:05:10and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince

00:05:21who the hell are you who am i doesn't matter uh you're fired

00:05:28me you're you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did i did i stutter right no

00:05:33that's not uh that's uh that's not what i meant fernanda what does he do um he works in network

00:05:42maintenance what's his salary just about 500k a year oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance

00:05:50job what are you doing taking us for a ride no uh look i was i was working all night can i just

00:05:57take a rest you're trying to clock at a time and a half for overtime i mean i've heard of a quiet

00:06:02quitting but this is time theft are you hr folks as dumb as these techies or is this some kind of

00:06:09larger scale scam eric and i might be dating but i can't afford to get dragged into this i need to

00:06:15break up with this loser um he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary other workers in

00:06:22the same department don't make nearly as much as him fernanda eric martin you are so fired get your

00:06:34shit and get out of my building all right then eric sir eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack

00:06:47you want to follow him out hey look dorsey tech is still one of the top tech companies in silicon valley

00:06:56don't lose your jobs for me

00:07:09okay yeah boss's orders i won't hold it against you

00:07:14uh it's also our one year anniversary right um see you in the lobby

00:07:27what was that about

00:07:31mr dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting ceo

00:07:37it's better to be feared than loved i mean what you want me to show some mercy to your crook

00:07:45boyfriend is that it uh no he's not you deserve so much better i mean what would you prefer an

00:07:54unemployed loser we're on let's see just a sec busy guy oh what's up dad my heart's acting up again

00:08:14you'll have to take over the company for now

00:08:16also there's an important matter you need to know about yeah um what's the important matter we have

00:08:23an employee eric whatever you do make sure to be good to him eric

00:08:32eric martin

00:08:33isn't that the guy i just laid off william you there yep uh just a second do we have any other

00:08:45employees named eric

00:08:50this is the employee list yep i was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally poached

00:08:56he's in charge of our next gen ai development the company's future is in his hands uh yes eric

00:09:03martin ai development i see him eric martin ai development one of the top tech visionaries

00:09:10in silicon valley this the guy yeah that's him eric martin there's another employee with a similar

00:09:16name who's always slacking on the job fire him when you get the chance don't worry dad i already did

00:09:23ha guess that sucker i fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all attaboy keep it up once i'm

00:09:29feeling better i'll come around and see how things are going yeah just focus on getting better dad i got

00:09:34this

00:09:38no i told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser so who's it gonna be

00:09:45and not me what the fuck do you want uh mr dorsey um uh you spit it out man what's up the company

00:09:59server just crashed

00:10:03you talk to me it's bad sir the customer complaints are getting out of control what should we do sir eric

00:10:08saved us during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here then boom problem solved fernando

00:10:13you got his number right why don't you give him a call

00:10:22eric what a dick forgets his tablet

00:10:28amelioration algorithm wait is this the code that fixes the server loophole oh damn this is good

00:10:38it

00:10:41hello eric the company server crashed get over here and help us mr dorsey said that if you fix it you'll

00:10:48be generously rewarded on my way with eric's codes i can plug the loophole everyone will think i'm a hero

00:10:57so he said he said he's got it thank god

00:11:10well you still made some questions

00:11:13him or me

00:11:16eric and i weren't a thing i was just leaning him on

00:11:20i choose you of course

00:11:31god fernando's supposed to be off a half hour ago where is she screw it i'm going up

00:11:38you

00:11:47you

00:11:47fucking

00:11:47asshole

00:11:51you

00:11:51fucking

00:11:51asshole

00:11:55stop it you're acting like a child

00:11:58as if you never saw this coming what are you doing kissing this douchebag

00:12:02watch your mouth i can do whatever i want

00:12:06with whoever i want

00:12:09you bastard

00:12:22eric you and me

00:12:26are over

00:12:27fernanda

00:12:31are you serious

00:12:33that pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt

00:12:36why are you doing this

00:12:38eric i told you we're done

00:12:40why would i waste my time with an unemployed loser like you

00:12:57keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to

00:13:02oh damn

00:13:05yeah so i'm rich

00:13:08i'm handsome

00:13:09and you

00:13:10you're an unemployed loser

00:13:13just go home and beat your meat man

00:13:18fernando you're the reason i even stayed at dorset

00:13:20shut up

00:13:22who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway

00:13:25we're done

00:13:31you're gonna pay for this

00:13:33hold it

00:13:34you're in trouble now

00:13:35bitch

00:13:46and you are

00:13:48it's an honor to meet you mr dorsey

00:13:51i'm here to report that under my guidance our systems are back up and running normally

00:13:56you're eric martin

00:13:57i am

00:13:59you can see why my father spoke so highly of you

00:14:02idiots do they really not know i'm taking credit for that loser eric's work

00:14:06whatever as long as the boss's son likes me i can keep climbing the ladder

00:14:11mr dorsey

00:14:13i know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company

00:14:17right after you were fired the system crashed there's reason to believe that this was your attempt

00:14:24at revenge

00:14:25the

00:14:35boss

00:14:35good news

00:14:37eric martin that tech whiz you had on your radar

00:14:40he just left dorsey tech

00:14:41he did

00:14:42mm-hmm it happened 10 minutes ago he was fired by the ceo's son william

00:14:48oh that's hilarious i want to see the look on that old hag asher dorsey's face when he

00:14:54realizes that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son

00:14:58but boss hendrix tech is just a mid-level startup

00:15:02will someone as talented as him really want to join us we have to get him on our side by any means necessary

00:15:11you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in ai modeling is

00:15:16get the car ready i'm going to the dorsey office and eric is mine

00:15:28revenge what the hell are you talking about don't play dumb the systems crashed right after

00:15:35you got fired this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still deny it

00:15:40bullshit you guys have always looked down at me as some nobody maintenance worker

00:15:45now you're gonna blame me when the server gets hacked

00:15:49none of you idiots have any shred of common sense if you had a common sense you'd have a job

00:15:55i'm not going to argue with you in front of mr dorsey

00:15:59what the hell are you trying to do you either tell them the truth or they're going to take you

00:16:02to the police station eric i had no idea you were such a vengeful person what other tricks

00:16:09do you have up your sleeve better come clean now or you're going to jail all right

00:16:17what are you waiting for arrest me let's see if you have any real evidence

00:16:24what are you doing man you we don't got handcuffs

00:16:31really without a shred of remorse don't you know that mr dorsey is going to make your life a living

00:16:37hell mr dorsey the way i see it you should teach this asshole a lesson yeah william a scumbag like

00:16:45him should never get away with this from this day on eric martin is now blacklisted from dorsey

00:16:55tech and all of its industry partners you know what this means dude you're now kicked out of silicon valley

00:17:05bro i just have one question does asher the ceo know that i've been fired why should the ceo be

00:17:18bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot didn't you boys second to the police

00:17:26yes sir stop right there

00:17:39there'll be no need to take him away he's joining hendrix tech

00:17:43he's joining hendrix tech well i recognize you you're evelyn hendrix ceo of hendrix tech

00:17:57evelyn what are you doing here i'm here for you of course i haven't seen you since college

00:18:05what a dummy like you went to college with her so is this how dorsey tech treats its former

00:18:10employees i would have expected better from you miss hendrix these are high-level conversations

00:18:17between company ceos someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth miss hendrix this prick

00:18:25eric has severely i'm sorry who are you i i'm uh yeah i don't really have time to listen to your

00:18:33javerick oh my god okay look right after i fired this imbecile our company server crashed

00:18:38he clearly hacked into our system his actions have had serious consequences for our company

00:18:43so yeah man i don't understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber criminal

00:18:50did you really not ask your father about who eric is

00:18:56of course i asked my father he said that eric's some kind of slacker who cheated his way into the

00:19:02company

00:19:05slacker

00:19:07is that really what asher said word for word he said fire this loser as soon as you get the chance

00:19:17asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join dorsey tech it doesn't make sense that

00:19:24he would change his mind like this he took me a break eric the boss wouldn't waste his precious time

00:19:30recruiting someone like you fine if that's how it's gonna be then there's nothing left to say to you

00:19:38or dorsey tech

00:19:39eric how would you feel about coming over to hendrix tech

00:19:50you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of 4 million per year

00:19:54i want to make you our lead software engineer

00:20:08i'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary

00:20:12miss hendrick you're giving him a lot i mean you're out of your damn mind this woman's got a

00:20:18screw loose you know he was just a maintenance worker at dorsey tech right and now you want to make

00:20:23him a millionaire

00:20:27uh evan i know you're trying to help but like i don't want the money then would this

00:20:38are you kidding me this is insane if you join hendrix tech you can have anything you want

00:20:45including me okay uh look miss hendrix you're a self-made woman which i respect so for your own

00:20:55good let me remind you that this loser that you've set your mind on is some dick who loves to slack on

00:21:01the job my father said it himself okay all right

00:21:18what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me the car the money

00:21:26my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell asher that from this day forward

00:21:34i eric martin would finally be severing my ties with dorsey tech quit it with the self-pity

00:21:42you didn't deserve those things to begin with it's right that you returned them

00:21:47you guys are shameless you don't even see your employees as human beings

00:21:52miss hendrix i know that you and dorsey tech are competitors yes but to be honest right now we're

00:22:00actually struggling to compete with them don't worry i can help change that

00:22:11i can help change that look at yourself eric offering to work for a smaller company what a joke

00:22:18i'm sorry a trader like you doesn't have the right to judge others how dare you the breach of the

00:22:26company's server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of this attack i demand you to issue

00:22:32an apology to dorsey tech and all of its customers and if you don't i'll have to press charges okay

00:22:40good luck with that what are you going to do about it you have no choice but to issue that apology

00:22:47stop threatening my employee if you insist on escalating this then send a demand letter

00:22:52to hendrix tech and we'll see it as a declaration of war

00:22:58well if war is what you want that's what you'll get

00:23:02you know what

00:23:06you know what

00:23:07let's go let's go i'd be sick if i stay another second in this shithole

00:23:26mr dorsey don't waste time with those people eric you've done well

00:23:32i'm gonna assign you the role of lead engineer

00:23:38that's amazing sir thank you uh what about me darling oh don't worry my dear i'll make sure

00:23:46that you're satisfied ew gross i won't let you down good then tell me how did you resolve the systems

00:23:55crash oh uh fuck the tablets in the office what should i say i used a one-of-a-kind code that i

00:24:04developed myself to get the server back up and running i can explain it to you in detail later

00:24:11spoken like a true visionary man's even got his own code you know what don't even bother showing

00:24:16it to me i'm sure it's exquisite keep working your magic buddy with you on my team i can relax thank

00:24:24you sir say hello to dorsey tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down on me now

00:24:46hello hi mr dorsey it's evelyn hendrix i'm just going to inform you that as of today

00:24:53hendrix tech has a horse in the ai development race

00:24:59ai development is the crown jewel of dorsey tech are you sure you want to challenge us

00:25:06as i said i'm just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute

00:25:11what's that slide fox up to she knows i have my lethal weapon eric so why would she want to go to

00:25:28war with me unless

00:25:44dad what's up tell me you didn't fire eric

00:25:50uh okay um just just calm down just for a second i only fired the slacker you told me about okay then

00:25:57explain to me why hendrix tech is suddenly wanting to go to war with us

00:26:03well i i just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance i mean i'm not an idiot there's no way

00:26:09i would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly but i got evelyn to believe

00:26:16that eric really did it she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking up our trash so you

00:26:22intentionally misled evil she's under the impression that the loser she poached from us

00:26:30is the mastermind behind dorsey tech's ai modeling that's what she had the guts to declare war nice

00:26:35job son that shows real initiative i think it's time you take full control of our next gen ai modeling

00:26:43project really really dad thank you thank you so much now get to work we are going to make hendrix

00:26:55tech the laughing stock of the whole industry all right all right bye i love

00:27:02sir ai modeling is the future of dorsey tech william just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins

00:27:15over to him this soon i'd not have given it to him if he was the only one we were counting on don't

00:27:19forget we still have our ace in the hole you mean eric martin that's right all i have to do is stay

00:27:30hands off and let him do what he does best as long as we have eric hendrix has a snowball's chance in

00:27:37hell plus evelyn fell for william's bluff and hired that clown eric now all we have to do is sit back

00:27:47and watch her self-destruct

00:28:01so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's not bad small group but

00:28:09they're uh talented all we need is uh a few programmers with specialized knowledge in the

00:28:14field of ai precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr martin could put together a team

00:28:25i heard that you weren't the only one that william dorsey fired

00:28:28you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me a minute i'll call the guys welcome

00:28:46come in mr dorsey you wanted to see me yes

00:28:50my father has just put me in charge of our ai modeling projects seeing as your lead engineer

00:28:58i'm putting you in charge of development i uh sir

00:29:05is there a problem

00:29:08no not at all don't worry i'm the right man for the job

00:29:13yes william there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech department have

00:29:23resigned the department can't function like this what they just left why they wouldn't say but

00:29:30rumor has it they were poached by a former employee poached by a former fucking eric martin william what

00:29:38should we do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're done for there's no need

00:29:43to freak out you still have me i can fix this yes no with with you here we're going to be all right

00:29:50just what's your solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them walk

00:29:58we'll get better ones i'll make a few calls

00:30:00like that i like that yes oh fucking eric mark oh oh this is all going swimmingly now i can put my own

00:30:17people in key positions soon i'll have the whole company under my thumb

00:30:21johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be assuming the role of department head

00:30:29and this is ruby leon and mateo they're professional and reliable former co-workers of mine

00:30:35with this team hendrix tech's ai work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet you evelyn

00:30:43welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but i do want to warn you that there is lots of

00:30:48work to do we have a ways to go if we want to compete with dorsey tech with eric at the helm

00:30:54we'll always be one step ahead but dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program

00:31:01that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then then what then we won't

00:31:11have to lift the finger we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen ai neural net

00:31:26patching up the previous loopholes and weaknesses even if dorsey tech analyzes the trial version

00:31:32framework and builds a brand new platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building

00:31:37based on the old trial version then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this

00:31:43battle for dominance hendrix tech is destined for victory

00:31:463 a.m again

00:31:59okay

00:32:07uh miss sendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me evelyn

00:32:14are you always this way towards people who are crushing on you

00:32:21crushing on me you still can't tell eric i like you i felt this way since college

00:32:36uh you were the prettiest girl on campus i i didn't think you'd go for a guy like me

00:32:42i've never had my sight set on anyone else only you but you were so oblivious and when i

00:32:52finally got the let's go

00:32:54go go where i'm taking you home

00:33:08this is it

00:33:11from now until the ai project is finished you'll be staying with me

00:33:14for that long you sure that's a good idea i'm your boss remember it'll make it easier for me to um

00:33:24supervise you

00:33:27okay um

00:33:30where am i gonna sleep

00:33:32uh well i only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to share a bed with me

00:33:37oh uh no that's maybe we we probably shouldn't um

00:33:45i'm messing with you my place is huge at least as big as wherever dorsey had you

00:33:50come on i'll show you your room

00:33:54okay

00:33:57this is what you've got you're useless

00:34:01sir the modeling framework we're working with is extremely complex we'll need at least another

00:34:07month to fully understand it

00:34:13a month not a chance i am gonna give you three days and i want consistent progress reports

00:34:20sir if we have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error

00:34:23then you have to work faster and smarter i'm giving you three days

00:34:27guys eric mr dorsey how are things you dropped your keyboard oh get back to work

00:34:38mr dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days

00:34:44it's good to hear you know i knew i could trust you with this

00:34:53william update me on the ai project don't sweat it dad

00:34:57everything's going according to plan

00:34:59wonderful when our new platform hits the market i'll stop by to congratulate you

00:35:06your father must be so proud of you keep it up

00:35:10once we hit the market i'll be sure to let my father know how valuable you've been to us

00:35:13that's exactly what i need who wants to be just department head if i can keep rising the ranks i'll

00:35:19be the next vice president of dorsey tech mr dorsey

00:35:23my job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into action i believe that if i were

00:35:30the vice president of this company i could do that even more effectively if this project does well

00:35:36i'll see what i could do for you really that's great thank you so much sir

00:35:49you're up

00:35:57come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast

00:36:09all right breakfast

00:36:17ah that looks amazing

00:36:19when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it

00:36:29yeah of course

00:36:33good and when you're finished with your project

00:36:37i have a reward waiting

00:36:53all right team

00:36:56we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time

00:37:00so let's get to business and some good news for you guys i've been in touch with the financing

00:37:08department and you will be receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in cancun once we wrap

00:37:14all right cool on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share in our product revenue

00:37:25here at hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success and you will be treated as such

00:37:33we're ready to make it happen miss hendrix oh amen miss hendrix we will have friends for you soon

00:37:39yeah the news that we beat dorsey tech and with erica on our side we can't lose

00:37:44beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey

00:38:09oh

00:38:25so

00:38:29You're hopeless, both of you!

00:38:48Sir, I...

00:38:49Don't speak without my permission.

00:38:52I give you a simple task, and repeatedly you keep screwing it up!

00:38:57How did you blockheads get this job working here anyway?

00:39:02We have a whole AI framework that's just waiting to be used, yet you keep twiddling your thumbs!

00:39:08Either you finish this by the deadline, or you can get the fuck out!

00:39:13Is that clear?

00:39:15Yes, sir.

00:39:17Dad didn't tell me this Eric guy had such a hot temper.

00:39:20And didn't Eric say everything was going fine?

00:39:23Was I wrong to trust him?

00:39:27Mr. Dorsey, what are you doing here?

00:39:35Tell me the truth, are we on track to make the deadline or not?

00:39:38I can assure you we're doing fine.

00:39:40We're just adding a few finishing touches, so, uh, things are a bit hectic.

00:39:44Hm, good.

00:39:46Well, don't be afraid to ask any questions, okay?

00:39:49Don't want any slip-ups.

00:39:51Got it?

00:39:52All right.

00:39:54Darling.

00:39:57No, no, not now.

00:39:59Get me the reports and ask for them.

00:40:08Let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money, you little shit.

00:40:10What the fuck are you looking at?

00:40:14Get back to work!

00:40:15And this time, I want results!

00:40:25Ms. Hendrix, I've just been informed that Dorsey Tech's next-gen AI platform is nearing completion.

00:40:30It's just a matter of time before it hits the market.

00:40:32Really? That fast?

00:40:34Well, there's a cocktail party three days from now.

00:40:37Dorsey's going to be there announcing their new product and pitching to investors.

00:40:41They're taking things to the next level.

00:40:43That William Dorsey is really milking all his connections.

00:40:48If this goes well for them, we're going to be in a difficult spot.

00:40:50Well, that much is obvious, but I don't even know.

00:40:53Good thing we're finished, too.

00:40:54What? Really?

00:40:57Why would I lie?

00:40:59We've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time.

00:41:02Plus, the sooner they want to go public, the easier it'll be for us.

00:41:06Why would it be better for us?

00:41:10Evelyn, remember what I told you when I first came on board?

00:41:15But Dorsey Tech has already developed their own AI program.

00:41:19That? It's a trial version.

00:41:23If they keep developing based on that model, then...

00:41:26Then what?

00:41:29Then we won't have to lift a finger.

00:41:32So what you're saying is that Dorsey Tech has been building off of the trial version that you made?

00:41:45It's the only way they could have built it so fast.

00:41:48It's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws I wouldn't make a second time.

00:41:51Evelyn, there's nothing for us to worry about.

00:41:54That does make sense.

00:41:56Well then, good.

00:41:58Thank you. I'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work.

00:42:02Tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off.

00:42:06They'll need their rest before we bring product to market.

00:42:08Hmm. Yes, Ms. Hendrix.

00:42:10This was a big day for us.

00:42:18Why don't we end it with a drink?

00:42:23Aren't you a lightweight?

00:42:26Who said that?

00:42:27I can handle my liquor, Eric Martin.

00:42:44I knew you could be fun. I knew it.

00:42:46I told you.

00:42:47See, that's why that last drink was a bad idea.

00:42:53It was a good idea and I could have had at least two more.

00:42:58Yeah.

00:42:59Yeah, no, you'd absolutely could. Definitely.

00:43:02You think that you are wild.

00:43:05Okay.

00:43:06No, no.

00:43:09See, how are we picking?

00:43:12Super easy.

00:43:12Eric, now do you believe I want a guy like you?

00:43:26Maybe you should want to sober up.

00:43:35I'm sober enough.

00:43:37And what I want is you.

00:43:53William, we've been together for some time now,

00:43:57and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day.

00:44:01Let's get married!

00:44:07Hey, where are you?

00:44:10Everyone's out here celebrating and you're a no-show.

00:44:14What a buzzkill.

00:44:16I'm coming.

00:44:19No, that's all right.

00:44:20You know, everyone's, everyone's leaving.

00:44:23Don't bother.

00:44:25Bye.

00:44:30Hey.

00:44:32Where'd you go? I missed you.

00:44:34It's fine.

00:44:39He just had a bit too much to drink.

00:44:41You know, there is a killer martini spot right up the street.

00:44:46Oh.

00:44:46I can get the bartender to whip up something special for me.

00:44:49I'd like that.

00:44:50What?

00:44:50Mm-hmm.

00:44:52Oh, you're so much hotter than that bitch Fernanda.

00:44:54You're just a climber who hopped from her ex over her being.

00:44:58Hey, you know, she's the kind of woman you throw some money at

00:45:00and then send her away.

00:45:01That's who she is.

00:45:02William.

00:45:04How could you do this to me?

00:45:08You know, she, she, the funny thing is, is she thinks I actually love her.

00:45:13I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her.

00:45:16She's delusional.

00:45:19Ugh, how pathetic.

00:45:21Probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something.

00:45:23Yeah, who gives a shit?

00:45:29You know, I'm gonna break up with Fernandeson too.

00:45:32And I'll be waiting for you, daddy.

00:45:35Oh, Shaq.

00:45:42God damn it!

00:45:44What have I done?

00:45:45It's going to be so awkward at work now.

00:45:50And I didn't even get the chance to propose to William.

00:45:54God damn it!

00:45:57What have I done?

00:45:58Eric!

00:45:59It's so cold!

00:46:04Eric!

00:46:04It's so cold!

00:46:06Eric!

00:46:09It's fine.

00:46:15I already saw everything last night anyway.

00:46:30How do I look?

00:46:41Beautiful.

00:46:41Come on, get up.

00:46:45I have your suit ready too.

00:46:48Where, where are we going?

00:46:50Where else?

00:46:51We're gonna go crash Dorsey Tech's little cocktail party.

00:47:11What are you doing hiding over here?

00:47:21I told you you're here as my girlfriend.

00:47:25We have to look the part.

00:47:27Mr. Dorsey, with money like yours,

00:47:31there must be plenty of other girlfriends you can call.

00:47:34Okay, what's gotten with you?

00:47:36You want me to cut your salary or something?

00:47:38Because I could do that.

00:47:39Whatever.

00:47:41Just wait until I'm wasted.

00:47:43Drunk words are sober thoughts.

00:47:45Okay.

00:47:46Mr. Dorsey.

00:47:47Oh.

00:47:48Let's have a toast.

00:47:51To winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm.

00:47:57Cheers, cheers.

00:48:09Well, well, well.

00:48:30well well well it isn't that little rat i fired from dorsey tech

00:48:37miss hendrix see you've taken quite a liking to uh this loser an idiot right here why wouldn't i

00:48:47like eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new ai platform firing him was your loss

00:48:56okay thanks to mr dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts dorsey tech ai platform is now

00:49:06reaching the market you talk a big game but the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails

00:49:13so what's uh really funny about that is that we're about to release our own ai platform

00:49:24oh is that so well you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you use to make

00:49:32a platform that no one's gonna use burn dude you hear that yeah i would say our monopoly on the

00:49:40tech industry is secure so miss hendrix why don't you go on that little love train straight to

00:49:46bankruptcy we'll see which product no one wants to use wow jesus eric didn't we like just break up

00:49:55look at you i already head over heels for another woman

00:49:59excuse me what's up talk to me um do you have any idea where i am

00:50:08what uh the server crashed

00:50:13okay yep okay yep yep um what the fuck server crashed i'll make a call yeah make a call it'll

00:50:23be fixed in a minute yeah that's um wow he's got it yeah yeah he's got it use the amelioration

00:50:31algorithm yes do it amelioration algorithm that's what i call the code i saved in my tablet but it's

00:50:39only for emergencies it won't solve the core problem wait did eric steal my tablet another server crash

00:50:46huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure people are gonna trust your new product

00:50:53uh yeah this doesn't concern you at all uh what's up man we figured out yeah got it fixed no big deal

00:51:02no big deal no big deal

00:51:03wait did you just say the company's server crashes no big deal this is an internal affair

00:51:12so and you were driven out so i would keep your mouth shut the amelioration algorithm is for

00:51:20emergencies only it won't address the core issues so the concurrency bug will just lead to more

00:51:26data corruption and more system crashes it's such a new mistake if you understood code you'd know

00:51:32that oh my god if you would understand code you wouldn't dude like seriously do you hear yourself

00:51:37what do you know take your bullshit theories somewhere else please man right what do i know

00:51:45i wrote the amelioration algorithm what did you just say

00:51:50i wrote the amelioration algorithm i'm in hr and the boss still didn't tell me about the

00:51:59mysterious tech genius he hired was it really eric all along oh what have i done shut up what mr dorsey

00:52:08you can't believe a word they say they are our competitors right believe whatever you want

00:52:14what a dumpster fire let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call him honey

00:52:23yeah so back when i recruited eric i made the terms very clear i told him he could have whatever he

00:52:31wanted including me i'm not like some people ignoring talents and abusing their trust what

00:52:39i have an image to maintain yes of course

00:52:47so what you're saying is it's not that i don't respect hendrick's tech dorsey is less an investment

00:53:04risk and they have greater potential i can't justify choosing your product over theirs mr brown

00:53:10we're a risk worth taking once you see our ai platform i guarantee you'll want to reconsider

00:53:17bravo bravo it was quite an inspiring sales pitch you must be mr dorsey's son it's a great pleasure

00:53:29miss hendrickson and i were just having a little chat naturally i'll still be investing in dorsey

00:53:34tech right yeah so um if you're here chasing investments i would suggest you just give up

00:53:39and go home with us here you won't get a red cent from these guys that's right over 90 of the

00:53:45guests here have already invested in our new ai tech program best get out while you still can

00:53:53i'm afraid they're right we've already spent our investment money in promoting

00:53:57dorsey's new ai platform so and i can assure you that any investment you've made will not be

00:54:04wasted and your money will be paid back in tenfold at dorsey tech we treat our partners like family

00:54:10and that's why we love doing business with you if i were you i'd cut my losses and take my leave

00:54:16get out unless you also want to invest in dorsey tech

00:54:23hey let the jerks have their fun they won't be laughing for much longer

00:54:30sounds like a plan

00:54:41miss hendricks

00:54:50didn't you just tell us to get lost

00:54:54i didn't want to offend mr dorsey back there it was all an act

00:54:57well that sounds professional then what do you want

00:55:01miss hendricks investors know to hedge their bets

00:55:04what hendricks tech is doing is impressive and i want to offer my help

00:55:09i know you need funds to promote your products and i want to assist with that

00:55:15but you need to sign a contract first

00:55:18no way am i signing a contract with you

00:55:21at least hear the terms

00:55:22if your ai product tops dorsey techs

00:55:25you pay nothing if they win you pay everything back what do you say

00:55:32that's a lot of money we're talking about

00:55:35well it's definitely risky but i trust eric

00:55:40mr brown we accept your offer

00:55:44today dorsey techs highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform

00:55:55ai plus was released in the united states

00:55:57on its first day ai plus has already gained more than 10 million users

00:56:02completely equipsing the efforts of their chief competitor

00:56:04hendricks tech which also launched their new platform

00:56:07ai king on the same day

00:56:09that one hendricks has guts i'll give her that

00:56:14but dropping her new product on the same day as us

00:56:17that is career suicide

00:56:19let's get to the office griffin

00:56:22yes sir

00:56:24relax mr dorsey

00:56:34hendricks tech is no threat

00:56:36yeah i i know

00:56:38remember when you said that if this project went well

00:56:41you'd promote me to vice president

00:56:43yeah i i remember but ai plus has just barely hit the market

00:56:47we can't even call it a success yet

00:56:49right true

00:56:50yeah

00:56:51i have news

00:56:56talk to me

00:56:57the bad news is that hendricks tech ai platform is much more impressive than we thought

00:57:04the good news is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours

00:57:07okay uh

00:57:10all right i'll take it

00:57:12i'll take it

00:57:13like i said

00:57:14we're unbeatable

00:57:15come on

00:57:16let's celebrate

00:57:17no no not yet

00:57:18how did hendricks tech even get that product out in that timeline

00:57:22i mean they got started much later than we did

00:57:25i heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled

00:57:29lead engineer

00:57:31eric

00:57:33i thought he was supposed to be a nobody

00:57:36right

00:57:38dad what's up

00:57:46brilliant

00:57:47i'm on my way to the office congratulate you and eric

00:57:50oh uh got it

00:57:52the boss is coming

00:57:55we can talk to him about my promotion

00:57:57shit

00:57:58guys this isn't good

00:57:59what what is it now

00:58:01our ai platform and company server have both crashed

00:58:04what the fuck

00:58:06right

00:58:06every time

00:58:08seriously

00:58:11god damn dude

00:58:14what the fuck is going on

00:58:18mr martin

00:58:19the ai platform just crashed out of nowhere

00:58:21brought the whole server down along with it

00:58:23then don't just sit around like an idiot

00:58:25fix it

00:58:26sir this is an issue with the system's core framework

00:58:28we didn't build that

00:58:29what do you mean you didn't build it

00:58:31we're using the same framework that eric built before he left

00:58:34eric the guy i fired

00:58:35yeah eric with the k

00:58:36e-r-i-k

00:58:37you took credit for someone else's work

00:58:42lie to me

00:58:43mr dorsey

00:58:44let me explain

00:58:46no there is no time for explanation

00:58:47why didn't you rebuild the core framework

00:58:49mr dorsey

00:58:50we need to focus on getting the company server up and running

00:58:52our user's trust depends on it

00:58:54speak

00:58:55what happened to the company server

00:58:57sir

00:58:57he was the one

00:58:58i didn't do shit

00:59:00shut your mouth

00:59:01go

00:59:01uh the solution he used

00:59:03the amelioration algorithm

00:59:04after the last two crashes

00:59:06it's not designed as a long-term solution

00:59:07to the serious concurrency bug in the code

00:59:09every time that bug is reproduced

00:59:11it leads to more serious corruption

00:59:13it's been a ticking time bomb ever since

00:59:15this time the ai platform went down

00:59:18brought the whole server down along with it

00:59:19it's completely unfixable

00:59:23this was all your fault

00:59:26william

00:59:28all of our users are switching over to

00:59:29hendrix tech ai platform

00:59:31what should we do

00:59:32how the fuck am i supposed to know

00:59:34mr dorsey what on earth is going on

00:59:41i'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down like this

00:59:44look sir i i can explain

00:59:45i'm sorry

00:59:46okay it's gotta be fixed

00:59:47i have billions of dollars invested in you

00:59:49damn it

00:59:50i'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal

00:59:52dorsey tech is finished

00:59:54five hundred thousand

01:00:02we just passed five hundred thousand

01:00:03you guys

01:00:0498

01:00:0599

01:00:071 million

01:00:08oh my god

01:00:09hey hey it's still going up

01:00:21it's still going up

01:00:22fuck fuck fuck this is all your fault this is all your fault mr. Dorsey

01:00:29I wanted to help you I was trying to help the company I've had enough of your

01:00:36bullshit you fired half the bloody tech departments what was I supposed to do

01:00:40and you gave us impossible deadlines no no no don't make this about me I get it

01:00:45now you're using my promotion as baits you are never gonna make me VP you want

01:00:50your job or not is that a threat fire me do it you think I won't if Eric leaves so

01:00:58do I we do see when you fired everyone I replaced them with my people go ahead

01:01:08fire me you'll clear out your whole tech department you will sink Dorsey tech you

01:01:14were never the prize tech genius at Dorsey tech you were the slacker my father

01:01:18warned me about I'm ashamed to call you my son what the hell have you done to my

01:01:35company dad I'm sorry I'm not here for apologies the hell is this idiot doing

01:01:46here I thought you fired where's Eric uh dad I fired Eric you fire him um what was

01:01:59that was that a mistake dad are you okay hey are you okay I busted my fucking balls to get

01:02:10Eric to Dorsey tech he was the backbone behind this company and what did you do you fire him so um it

01:02:23was Eric with a K all along I fucked up god I fucked up where is Eric now I will get down on my knees and beg him to come back

01:02:35come back. Eric is at Hendrix Tech. You are a sorry excuse for a son. You are destroying

01:02:48my company. Sir, bad news. It appears that the server crash was just the beginning. What's

01:03:00going on? The crash also affected our automobile software. There have been at least 30 car accidents

01:03:06across the U.S. Six people have died. No, no, this isn't my fault. It was Eric's fault. Eric

01:03:21went decay. It was his code that was faulty. No, that's fucking bullshit. I fired him before

01:03:26that happened. But I stumbled upon his tablet and the code that he wrote. I'm only guilty

01:03:32of using his work. Everything else was his fault. I wrote the amelioration algorithm. God,

01:03:39it mistook the genius for the loser. I'm not going down like this. Dorsey Tech ain't finished

01:03:46yet. He's not finished yet. Griffin, take this man to the police. If Dorsey Tech goes under,

01:03:56he'll have to pay for this. Yes, sir.

01:03:58Mr. Brown, looks like your contract worked in our favor. So we will not be returning the

01:04:11five billion dollars you invested. And again, thank you for your generosity. Wait, do I at least

01:04:18deserve some dividends? I'm sorry, Mr. Brown, but the terms you insisted on were very clear. We beat

01:04:25Dorsey Tech, so we owe you nothing, which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received.

01:04:32But? No, no more buts. Goodbye, Mr. Brown.

01:04:35I'm sorry, Mr. Brown, but the terms you insisted on were very clear. We beat Dorsey Tech, so we owe you nothing, which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received.

01:04:44But? No, no more buts. Goodbye, Mr. Brown.

01:04:49Tonight, I'll give you that reward I was telling you about.

01:05:00Oh, I'm sure it'll be very special. You have no idea.

01:05:08Eric! I know I messed up before. It's all over for Dorsey Tech now.

01:05:16Is there anything you could do to help me?

01:05:21What the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend?

01:05:26Boyfriend?

01:05:27That's right. I'm his girlfriend now.

01:05:30We're living together, and we're getting married soon, too.

01:05:34But you... you can't... no, it's not possible. He was mine first.

01:05:42You dumped him and you treated him like trash.

01:05:45It's a little late for you to come crawling back.

01:05:51Guys, three...

01:05:53Eric... no, Eric...

01:05:59You're hot when you're bossy.

01:06:06You like?

01:06:08Yeah.

01:06:08Eric?

01:06:10What?

01:06:10Eric?

01:06:14What is it now?

01:06:25Eric.

01:06:26You know how much I've done for you.

01:06:29Dorsey Tech is in dire straits.

01:06:32We need your help.

01:06:35Mr. Dorsey, all those things you gave me...

01:06:39I've returned when your son accused me of hacking the company's server and demanding compensation.

01:06:46Oh, has he not told you?

01:06:48That is not how it went down at all.

01:06:51It was that dirtbag, Eric with the C, who went behind my back and got me all mixed up.

01:06:57Oh, yeah?

01:06:58Well, your little mix-up made me lose everything I had, including my career.

01:07:04Did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake?

01:07:08Eric, I am really sorry.

01:07:11I don't want your fake apology, and I'm not coming back to you.

01:07:18So, would you please leave our office?

01:07:24Now, would you please leave our office?

01:07:28We wish Dorsey Tech the very best.

01:07:41You fucking doomed us, son!

01:07:52You doomed Dorsey Tech!

01:07:55Dad, dad, dad.

01:07:57Dad?

01:07:58Dad!

01:07:59Dad!

01:08:07So, you're really not going to help them?

01:08:11They're the ones who fired me.

01:08:13Now they have to live with the outcome.

01:08:16Not to the sweet taste of victory.

01:08:19To the sweet taste of victory.

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