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00:00:00I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shits the hackers trying

00:00:13to bust through the server firewall this is bad do something the server is the

00:00:17company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP

00:00:21is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay it's relax there's got to be

00:00:27away I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you know

00:00:38fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a

00:00:41large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time that's the

00:00:46time is called for desperate measures Eric get in here

00:00:57oh my god he's unlocked the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to

00:01:05launch your DDoS scrape all the personal data

00:01:08Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers and you just owned them dude that was

00:01:13sick I was telling you just some sort of network maintenance lag you could turns

00:01:17out you're a better programmer than I am how the hell did you get so good what you

00:01:21did just now was legendary wait I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley

00:01:27tech star to develop a next-gen AI neural net was that you

00:01:31all right look I have to tell you later my botnet just trace these hackers IP

00:01:37addresses say we're gonna have to shut them down one by one if we want to protect

00:01:40the server which is gonna take some time

00:01:45I you guys can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go

00:02:15God finally God finally oh it's light up great hold on lighter

00:02:40you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a uh night's work all right I'm gonna get some sleep

00:02:55right

00:03:10Johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts

00:03:15not sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could ward off

00:03:20a cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss would put him in a more

00:03:23important role you know i don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description

00:03:30fernanda who the hell is this guy this is william dorsey our boss's son he just completed his mba

00:03:38at stanford mr dorsey will be standing in as ceo while his father deals with some medical issues

00:03:45am i looking at two employees from dorsey tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess

00:03:49you honestly can't tell sir i can explain zip it johnny you can't manage yourself let alone your

00:03:54entire team so get out of my face you're fired you're fired get out i just did that you know

00:04:06what they say about new management there's gonna be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from the

00:04:13chaff okay listen up listen up i'm gonna need 150 every single day none of this half-assed

00:04:25bullshit anymore all right who does he think he is elon musk

00:04:33what what the hell is this crap okay i need zero distractions in this office

00:04:40leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once

00:04:43oh boohoo it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working

00:04:56you're fired excuse me uh fernanda see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one

00:05:03dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money right yes sir

00:05:08and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince

00:05:19who the hell are you who am i doesn't matter uh you're fired

00:05:25me you're you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did i did i stutter i no um that's not uh

00:05:35that's uh that's not what i meant fernanda what does he do um he works in network maintenance what's

00:05:43the salary just about 500k a year oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job

00:05:50what are you doing taking us for a ride no uh look i was i was working all night can i just

00:05:57take a rest you're trying to clock at a time and a half for overtime i mean i've heard of a quiet

00:06:02quitting but this is time theft are you hr folks as dumb as these techies or is this some kind of

00:06:09larger scale scam eric and i might be dating but i can't afford to get dragged into this

00:06:14i need to break up with this loser um he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary

00:06:20other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him fernanda

00:06:26eric martin you are so fucking fired get your shit and get out of my building

00:06:35all right then eric sir eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack you want to follow him

00:06:48out hey look dorsey tech is still one of the top tech companies in silicon valley don't lose your jobs

00:06:57okay yeah boss's orders i won't hold it against you uh it's also our one year anniversary

00:07:17right um see you in the lobby

00:07:21what was that about

00:07:28mr dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting

00:07:36ceo it's better to be feared than loved i mean what you want me to show some mercy to your

00:07:45crook boyfriend is that it no he's not you deserve so much better i mean what would you prefer

00:07:54an unemployed loser or a rich ceo

00:07:59just a sick busy guy oh what's up dad my heart's acting up again you'll have to take over the

00:08:15company for now also there's an important matter you need to know about yeah um what's the important

00:08:22matter we have an employee eric whatever you do make sure to be good to him eric

00:08:32eric martin

00:08:36isn't that the guy i just laid off william you there yep uh just a second do we have any

00:08:44other employee unit eric this is the employee list yep i was trying to get him to work for us for

00:08:54years and finally poached he's in charge of our next gen ai development the company's future is in

00:09:00his hands uh yes eric martin ai development i see him eric martin ai development one of the top

00:09:08tech visionaries in silicon valley this the guy yeah that's him eric martin there's another employee

00:09:15with a similar name who's always slacking on the job fire him when you get the chance

00:09:20don't worry dad i already did ah guess that sucker i fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all

00:09:27attaboy keep it up once i'm feeling better i'll come around and see how things are going

00:09:31yeah just focus on getting better dad i got this

00:09:38no i told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser so who's it gonna be

00:09:45and not me what the fuck do you want uh mr dorsey um uh you spit it out man what's up the company

00:09:58server just crashed

00:10:03you talk to me it's bad sir the customer complaints are getting out of control what should we do sir eric

00:10:08saved us during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here then boom problem solved

00:10:13fernando you got his number right why don't you give him a call

00:10:22eric what a dick forgets his tablet

00:10:28amelioration algorithm wait is this the code that fixes the server loophole oh damn this is good

00:10:38hello

00:10:42eric the company server crashed get over here and help us mr dorsey said that if you fix it you'll be

00:10:48generously rewarded on my way with eric's codes i can plug the loophole everyone will think i'm a hero

00:10:57so he said he's got it thank god

00:11:10well you still need some questions

00:11:13hammer me

00:11:16eric and i weren't a thing i was just leaning him on

00:11:20i choose you of course

00:11:31god fernando's supposed to be off a half hour ago where is she screw it i'm going up

00:11:38you

00:11:46you

00:11:47fucking

00:11:47asshole

00:11:51you

00:11:51fucking

00:11:51asshole

00:11:55stop it you're acting like a child

00:11:58as if you never saw this coming what are you doing kissing this douchebag

00:12:02watch your mouth

00:12:04i can do whatever i want with whoever i want

00:12:08you bastard

00:12:22eric you and me

00:12:26are over

00:12:27fernanda

00:12:31are you serious

00:12:33that pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt

00:12:36why are you doing this

00:12:38eric i told you we're done

00:12:40why would i waste my time with an unemployed loser like you

00:12:57keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to

00:13:02oh

00:13:03damn

00:13:05yeah so

00:13:06i'm rich

00:13:08i'm handsome

00:13:09and you

00:13:10you're an unemployed loser

00:13:13just go home and beat your meat man

00:13:17fernando you're the reason i even stayed at dorsach

00:13:20shut up

00:13:22who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway

00:13:25we're done

00:13:31you're gonna pay for this

00:13:33hold it

00:13:34you're in trouble now

00:13:35bitch

00:13:46and you are

00:13:48it's an honor to meet you mr dorsey

00:13:51i'm here to report that under my guidance

00:13:53our systems are back up and running normally

00:13:56you're eric martin

00:13:57i am

00:13:59you can see why my father spoke so highly of you

00:14:02idiots

00:14:02do they really not know i'm taking credit for that loser eric's work

00:14:06whatever

00:14:07as long as the boss's son likes me

00:14:09i can keep climbing the ladder

00:14:11mr dorsey

00:14:13i know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company

00:14:16right after you were fired the system crashed

00:14:21there's reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge

00:14:35boss

00:14:36good news

00:14:37eric martin that tech whiz you had on your radar

00:14:40he just left dorsey tech

00:14:41he did

00:14:42mm-hmm it happened 10 minutes ago

00:14:44he was fired by the ceo's son william

00:14:49that's hilarious

00:14:50i want to see the look on that old hag

00:14:52asher dorsey's face when he realizes

00:14:54that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son

00:14:58but boss hendrix tech is just a mid-level startup

00:15:02will someone as talented as them really want to join us

00:15:04we have to get him on our side by any means necessary

00:15:11you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in ai modeling is

00:15:16get the car ready

00:15:18i'm going to the dorsey office

00:15:20and eric

00:15:22is mine

00:15:28revenge

00:15:30what the hell are you talking about

00:15:31don't play dumb

00:15:33the systems crashed right after you got fired

00:15:36this couldn't have been a coincidence

00:15:38yet you still deny it

00:15:40bullshit

00:15:42you guys have always looked down at me as some nobody maintenance worker

00:15:45now you're going to blame me when the server gets hacked

00:15:49none of you idiots have any shred of common sense

00:15:52if you had a common sense you'd have a job

00:15:54i'm not going to argue with you in front of mr dorsey

00:15:57what the hell are you trying to do you either tell them the truth or they're going to take you to

00:16:02the police station eric i had no idea you were such a vengeful person

00:16:08what other tricks do you have up your sleeve

00:16:11better come clean now or you're going to jail

00:16:15all right

00:16:17what are you waiting for

00:16:20arrest me let's see if you have any real evidence

00:16:27what are you doing man you we don't got handcuffs

00:16:31really without a shred of remorse

00:16:35don't you know that mr dorsey is going to make your life a living hell

00:16:38mr dorsey the way i see it you should teach this asshole a lesson

00:16:43yeah william a scumbag like him should never get away with this

00:16:46from this day on eric martin is now blacklisted from dorsey tech and all of its industry partners

00:17:01you know what this means there you're now kicked out of silicon valley bro

00:17:06i just have one question does asher the ceo know that i've been fired

00:17:16why should the ceo be bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot

00:17:22shit didn't you boys second to the police yes sir stop right there

00:17:39there'll be no need to take him away he's joining hendrix tech

00:17:42he's joining hendrix tech well i recognize you you're evelyn hendrix ceo of hendrix tech

00:17:57evelyn what are you doing here i'm here for you of course i haven't seen you since college

00:18:05what a dummy like you went to college with her so is this how dorsey tech treats its former employees

00:18:11i would have expected better from you miss hendrix these are high level conversations between

00:18:18company ceos someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth miss hendrix this prick

00:18:25eric has severely sorry who are you i i'm uh yeah i don't really have time to listen to your javery

00:18:33oh my god okay look right after i fired this imbecile our company server crashed he clearly

00:18:38hacked into our system his actions have had serious consequences for our company so yeah man i don't

00:18:44understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber criminal did you really not ask your father

00:18:52about who eric is

00:18:56of course i asked my father he said that eric some kind of slacker who cheated his way into the company

00:19:02slacker is that really what asher said word for word he said fire this loser as soon as you get the

00:19:15chance asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join dorsey tech it doesn't make sense

00:19:24that he would change his mind like this it took me a break eric the boss wouldn't waste his precious

00:19:29time recruiting someone like you fine if that's how it's gonna be then there's nothing left to say to

00:19:37you or dorsey tech eric how would you feel about coming over to hendrix tech

00:19:50you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four million per year

00:19:54i want to make you our lead software engineer

00:20:08i'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary

00:20:13miss hendrick you're giving him a lot i mean you're out of your damn mind this woman's got a

00:20:18screw loose you know he was just a maintenance worker at dorsey tech right and now you want to

00:20:22make him a millionaire i know you're trying to help but like i don't want the money then with this

00:20:38are you kidding me this is insane if you join hendrix tech you can have anything you want including me

00:20:47okay uh look miss hendrix you're a self-made woman which i respect so for your own good let me remind

00:20:56you that this loser that you set your mind on is some dick who loves to slack on the job my father said

00:21:02what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me the car the money my relationship

00:21:28see they're all yours now you can tell asher that from this day forward i eric martin would

00:21:36finally be severing my ties with dorsey tech quit it with the self-pity you didn't deserve those

00:21:43things to begin with it's right that you returned them you guys are shameless you don't even see your

00:21:50employees as human beings miss hendrix i know that you and dorsey tech are competitors yes but to be

00:21:59honest right now we're actually struggling to compete with them don't worry

00:22:06i can help change that

00:22:10i can help change that look at yourself eric offering to work for a smaller company what a joke

00:22:20i'm sorry a trader like you doesn't have the right to judge others how dare you the breach of the

00:22:26company's server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of this attack i demand you to issue an

00:22:32apology to dorsey tech and all of its customers and if you don't i'll have to press charges okay good

00:22:40luck with that what are you going to do about it you have no choice but to issue that apology

00:22:46stop threatening my employee if you insist on escalating this then send a demand letter to

00:22:52hendrix tech and we'll see it as a declaration of war

00:22:58well if war is what you want that's what you get

00:23:02you know what

00:23:03let's go let's go i'd be sick if i stay another second in this shithole

00:23:17mr dorsey don't waste time with those people eric you've done well i'm gonna assign you the role

00:23:34of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you uh what about me darling oh don't worry my dear

00:23:45i'll make sure that you're satisfied ew gross i won't let you down good tell me how did you resolve

00:23:55the systems crash um uh the tablet's in the office what should i say i used a one-of-a-kind code that i

00:24:04developed myself to get the server back up and running i can explain it to you in detail later

00:24:10spoken like a true visionary man's even got his own code you know what don't even bother showing it

00:24:16to me i'm sure it's exquisite keep working your magic buddy with you on my team i can relax thank you

00:24:24sir say hello to dorsey tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down on me now

00:24:46hello hi mr dorsey it's evelyn hendrix i'm just going to inform you that as of today

00:24:53hendrix tech has a force in the ai development race

00:24:59ai development is the crown jewel of dorsey tech are you sure you want to challenge us

00:25:06as i said i'm just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute

00:25:13that's good

00:25:13what's that sly fox up to she knows i have my lethal weapon eric so why would she want to go to war with me

00:25:29unless

00:25:44dad what's up tell me you didn't fire eric

00:25:47uh okay um just just calm down just for a second i only fired the slacker you told me about okay then

00:25:57explain to me why hendrix tech is suddenly wanting to go to war with us

00:26:03well i i just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance i mean i'm not an idiot there's no way i

00:26:09would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly but i got evelyn to believe

00:26:16that eric really did it she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking up our trash

00:26:22so you intentionally misled evelyn

00:26:26she's under the impression that the loser she poached from us

00:26:30is the mastermind behind dorsey tech's ai modeling that's why she had the guts to declare war

00:26:35nice job son that shows real initiative i think it's time you take full control of our next gen ai

00:26:43modeling project really

00:26:49dad thank you thank you so much now get to work we are going to make hendrix tech the laughing stock

00:26:57of the whole industry all right bye bye i love

00:27:05i love you sir ai modeling is the future of dorsey tech

00:27:11william just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins over to him this soon i'd not have given

00:27:16it to him if he was the only one we were counting on don't forget we still have our ace in the hole

00:27:25you mean eric martin that's right all i have to do is stay hands off and let him do what he does best

00:27:32as long as we have eric hendrix has a snowball's chance in hell plus evelyn fell for william's bluff and

00:27:42hired that clown eric now all we have to do is sit back and watch her self-destruct

00:27:49so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's not bad

00:28:08small group but they're talented all we need is uh a few programmers with specialized knowledge in the

00:28:14field of ai precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr martin could put together a team

00:28:25i heard that you weren't the only one that william dorsey fired

00:28:30you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me a minute i'll call the guys

00:28:39welcome

00:28:44come in mr dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge of our ai modeling

00:28:56projects seeing as your lead engineer i'm putting you in charge of development i uh sir

00:29:05is there a problem

00:29:06no not at all don't worry i'm the right man for the job

00:29:17yes

00:29:19william there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech department have resigned

00:29:24the department can't function like this what what they just left why they wouldn't say but rumor has

00:29:31it they were poached by a former employee poached by a former eric martin william what should we do

00:29:39there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're done for there's no need to freak out

00:29:44you still have me i can fix this yes no with with you here we're gonna be all right just what's your

00:29:51solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them walk we'll get better ones i'll make a few

00:30:00calls

00:30:06like that i like that yes oh eric martin oh this is all going swimmingly now i could put my own people

00:30:18in key positions soon i'll have the whole company under my thumb

00:30:21johnny is an excellent programmer

00:30:27he'll be assuming the role of department head and this is ruby leon and mateo they're professional

00:30:33and reliable former co-workers of mine with this team hendrix tech's ai work will be in good hands

00:30:39we're all pleased to meet you evelyn welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but i do want

00:30:46to warn you that there is lots of work to do we have a ways to go if we want to compete with dorsey

00:30:52tech with eric at the helm we'll always be one step ahead but dorsey tech has already developed their own

00:30:59ai program that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then then what

00:31:08then we won't have to lift a finger

00:31:22we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen ai neural net patching up the previous

00:31:27loopholes and weaknesses even if dorsey tech analyzes the trial version framework and builds a brand new

00:31:33platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the old trial version

00:31:38then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for dominance

00:31:44hendrix tech is destined for victory

00:31:573 a.m again

00:32:01oh okay

00:32:07uh miss hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me evelyn

00:32:15are you always this way towards people who are crushing on you

00:32:21crushing on me you still can't tell eric i like you i felt this way since college

00:32:36you were the prettiest girl on campus i i didn't think you'd go for a guy like me

00:32:42i've never had my sights set on anyone else only you but you were so oblivious

00:32:51and when i finally got the let's go

00:32:54go where i'm taking you home

00:33:08this is it

00:33:08from now until the ai project is finished you'll be staying with me

00:33:16for that long

00:33:18you sure that's a good idea i'm your boss remember

00:33:21it'll make it easier for me to um supervise you

00:33:30where am i gonna sleep

00:33:31uh well i only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to share a bed with me

00:33:38oh uh no that's maybe we we probably shouldn't um

00:33:43i'm messing with you my place is huge at least as big as wherever dorsey had you

00:33:50come on i'll show you your room

00:33:54okay

00:33:54this is what you've got you're useless sir the modeling framework we're working with is

00:34:04extremely complex we'll need at least another month to fully understand it

00:34:13a month not a chance i'm gonna give you three days and i want consistent progress reports sir if we

00:34:20have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error then you have to work faster and smarter

00:34:26i'm giving you three days eric mr dorsey how are things you dropped your keyboard oh get back to work

00:34:38mr dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days

00:34:44that's good to hear you know i knew i could trust you with this

00:34:50um

00:34:53william update me on the ai project don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan

00:34:59wonderful when our new platform hits the market i'll stop by to congratulate you

00:35:06your father must be so proud of you keep it up once we hit the market i'll be sure to let my

00:35:11father know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what i need who wants to be just department

00:35:17head if i can keep rising the ranks i'll be the next vice president of dorsey tech mr dorsey

00:35:23my job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into action i believe that if i were

00:35:30the vice president of this company i could do that even more effectively if this project does well i'll

00:35:36see what i could do for you really that's great thank you so much sir

00:35:51you're up

00:36:04come on

00:36:05man you can keep staring at me over breakfast

00:36:12right breakfast

00:36:17ah that looks amazing

00:36:19when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it yeah of course

00:36:33good and when you're finished with your project

00:36:37i have a reward waiting

00:36:53all right team

00:36:56we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time

00:37:02so let's get to business

00:37:03and some good news for you guys i've been in touch with the financing department

00:37:09and you will be receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in cancun once we wrap

00:37:18on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share in our product

00:37:23revenue here at hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success and you will be treated as such

00:37:33we're ready to make it happen miss hendrix oh amen miss hendrix we will have good news for you soon

00:37:39yeah the news that we beat dorsey tech and with eric on our side we can't lose

00:37:44beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey

00:38:03birthday dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat

00:38:29you're hopeless both of you

00:38:45sir i don't speak without my permission i give you a simple task and repeatedly you

00:38:56keep screwing it up how did you blockheads get this job working here anyway we have a whole

00:39:03ai framework that's just waiting to be used yet you keep twiddling your thumbs either you finish

00:39:10this by the deadline or you can get the fuck out is that clear yes sir dad didn't tell me this eric

00:39:18guy had such a hot temper and didn't eric say everything was going fine was i wrong to trust

00:39:24mr dorsey what are you doing here tell me the truth are we on track to make the deadline

00:39:38or not i can assure you we're doing fine we're just adding a few finishing touches so uh things

00:39:44are a bit hectic good well don't be afraid to ask any questions okay don't want any slip-ups

00:39:51got it all right darling not not now get me the reports and ask for them

00:40:00let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money you little shit

00:40:10the fuck are you looking at get back to work and this time i want results

00:40:17miss hendrix i've just been informed that dorsey tech's next-gen ai platform is nearing completion

00:40:30it's just a matter of time before it hits the market really that fast well there's a cocktail

00:40:36party three days from now dorsey's going to be there announcing their new product and pitching

00:40:40to investors they're taking things to the next level that william dorsey is really milking all

00:40:47his connections if this goes well for them we're going to be in a difficult spot well that much is

00:40:51obvious but i don't good thing we're finished too what really why would i lie we've been right on pace

00:41:00with dorsey this whole time plus the sooner they want to go public the easier it'll be for us

00:41:05why would it be better for us evelyn remember what i told you when i first came on board

00:41:13but dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program

00:41:18that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then

00:41:25then what then we won't have to lift a finger

00:41:31hmm so what you're saying is that dorsey tech has been building off of the trial version that

00:41:45you made it's the only way they could have built it so fast it's a rough draft with a whole mess of

00:41:49flaws i wouldn't make a second time evelyn there's nothing for us to worry about

00:41:54that does make sense well then good thank you i'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard

00:42:01work tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off

00:42:05they'll need their rest before we bring product to market yes miss endrix

00:42:10this is a big day for us

00:42:15why don't we end it with a drink

00:42:20aren't you a lightweight who said that i can handle my liquor eric martin

00:42:31i knew you could be fun i knew it i told you

00:42:47that's why that last drink was a bad idea

00:42:53it was a good idea and i could have had at least two more

00:42:58yeah yeah no um you absolutely could definitely

00:43:02you think that you are wild

00:43:05okay no no no no we did we can see how we pick

00:43:11it's like super easy

00:43:12damn it

00:43:16there we can

00:43:18how do you believe i want a guy like you

00:43:21um

00:43:24Maybe you should want to, uh, sober up a lot.

00:43:35I'm sober enough.

00:43:39And what I want is you.

00:43:42William, we've been together for some time now, and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day.

00:44:01Let's get married!

00:44:07Hey! Where are ya?

00:44:09Yeah. Everyone's out here celebrating, and, uh, you're a no-show.

00:44:14What a buzzkill.

00:44:16Uh, I'm coming!

00:44:19Nah, that's alright. You know, everyone's, everyone's leaving. Don't bother.

00:44:25Bye!

00:44:30Hey.

00:44:30Hey. Where'd you go? I missed you.

00:44:36It's fine.

00:44:39He just had a little bit too much to drink.

00:44:41You know, there is a killer martini spot right up the street.

00:44:46Oh.

00:44:46I can get the bartender to whip up something special for you.

00:44:49I'd like that.

00:44:50What?

00:44:50Mm-hmm.

00:44:52Oh, you're so much hotter than that bitch, Fernanda.

00:44:55You're just a climber who hopped from her ex over to me.

00:44:58Hey, you know, she's the kind of woman you throw some money at and then send her away.

00:45:01That's who she is.

00:45:02William, how could you do this to me?

00:45:05You know, she, she, the funny thing is, is she thinks I actually love her.

00:45:12I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her.

00:45:16She's delusional.

00:45:19Ugh, how pathetic.

00:45:21Probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something.

00:45:27Yeah, who gives a shit?

00:45:29You know, I'm going to break up with Fernanda soon, too.

00:45:33And I'll be waiting for you, Daddy.

00:45:36Oh, shit.

00:45:41God damn it!

00:45:44What have I done?

00:45:48It's going to be so awkward at work now.

00:45:50And I didn't even get the chance to propose to William.

00:45:56God damn it!

00:45:57What have I done?

00:46:02Eric.

00:46:05It's so cold.

00:46:08Eric.

00:46:09Eric.

00:46:09It's fine.

00:46:28I already saw everything last night anyway.

00:46:35How do I look?

00:46:36Um, beautiful.

00:46:44Come on, get up.

00:46:45I have your suit ready, too.

00:46:48Where, where are we going?

00:46:50Where else?

00:46:51We're going to go crash Dorsey Tech's little cocktail party.

00:47:06What you doing hiding over here?

00:47:21I told you you're here as my girlfriend.

00:47:25We have to look them apart.

00:47:26Mr. Dorsey.

00:47:27With money like yours, there must be plenty of other girlfriends you can call.

00:47:34Okay.

00:47:34What's going to happen to you?

00:47:36You want me to cut your salary or something?

00:47:38Because I can do that.

00:47:39Whatever.

00:47:41Just wait until I'm wasted.

00:47:43Drunk words are sober thoughts.

00:47:45Okay.

00:47:46Mr. Dorsey.

00:47:48Oh.

00:47:48Let's have a toast.

00:47:50It's winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm.

00:47:57Cheers.

00:47:58Cheers.

00:47:59Oh, fuck.

00:48:18Amen.

00:48:19Amen.

00:48:21Amen.

00:48:29well well well it isn't that little rat i fired from dorsey tech

00:48:37miss hendrix see you've taken quite a liking to uh this loser an idiot right here why wouldn't i

00:48:47like eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new ai platform firing him was your loss

00:48:59okay thanks to mr dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts dorsey tech ai platform is now

00:49:06reaching the market you talk a big game but the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails

00:49:13so what's uh really funny about that is that we're about to release our own ai platform

00:49:24oh is that so well you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you use to

00:49:32make a platform that no one's going to use burn dude you hear that yeah i would say our monopoly

00:49:39on the tech industry is secure so miss hendrix why don't you go on that little love train

00:49:45straight to bankruptcy we'll see which product no one wants to use wow jesus eric didn't we like

00:49:54just break up look at you i already head over heels for another woman excuse me what's up talk to me

00:50:06um do you have any idea where i am what uh the server crashed

00:50:13okay yep okay yep yep um what the fuck server crashed i'll make a call yeah make a call it'll

00:50:23be fixed in a minute yeah that's um wow he's got it yeah yeah he's got it use the amelioration

00:50:31algorithm yes do it amelioration algorithm that's what i call the code i saved in my tablet but it's

00:50:39only for emergencies it won't solve the core problem wait did eric steal my tablet another server crash

00:50:46huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure people are gonna trust your new product

00:50:53uh yeah this doesn't concern you at all uh what's up man we figured out yeah got it fixed

00:51:01no big deal no big deal no big deal wait did you just say the company's server crashes no big deal

00:51:10this is an internal affair sure and you were driven out so i would keep your mouth shut the amelioration

00:51:19algorithm is for emergencies only it won't address the core issue so the concurrency bug will just lead

00:51:25to more data corruption and more system crashes it's such a new mistake if you understood code

00:51:31you'd know that oh my god if you would understand code you wouldn't dude like seriously do you hear

00:51:37yourself what do you know take your bullshit theories somewhere else please man right what do i know

00:51:45i wrote the amelioration algorithm what did you just say

00:51:50i wrote the amelioration algorithm i'm in hr and the boss still didn't tell me about the mysterious

00:51:59tech genius he hired was it really eric all along oh what have i done shut up what mr dorsey you can't

00:52:08believe a word they say they are our competitors right believe whatever you want what a dumpster fire

00:52:17let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call him honey yeah so back when i recruited eric i made

00:52:28the terms very clear i told him he could have whatever he wanted including me i'm not like some people

00:52:35ignoring talents and abusing their trust what

00:52:38i have an image to maintain

00:52:44yes of course

00:52:47so what you're saying is it's not that i don't respect hendrick's tech dorsey is less an investment risk

00:53:04and they have greater potential i can't justify choosing your product over theirs

00:53:09mr brown we're a risk worth taking once you see our ai platform i guarantee you'll want to reconsider

00:53:17bravo bravo it was quite an inspiring sales pitch with hendrick's

00:53:23you must be mr dorsey's son it's a great pleasure

00:53:29this hendrick's and i were just having a little chat

00:53:31naturally i'll still be investing in dorsey tech right yeah so um if you're here chasing

00:53:37investments i would suggest you just give up and go home with us here you won't get a red cent from

00:53:42these guys that's right over 90 of the guests here have already invested in our new ai tech program

00:53:50best get out while you still can i'm afraid they're right we've already spent our investment money

00:53:56in promoting dorsey's new ai platform so and i can assure you that any investment you've made

00:54:03will not be wasted and your money will be paid back in 10 months

00:54:07at dorsey tech we treat our partners like family and that's why we love doing business with you

00:54:12if i were you i'd cut my losses and take my leave get out unless you also want to invest in dorsey tech

00:54:22hey let the jerks have their fun they won't be laughing for too much longer

00:54:30sounds like a plan

00:54:41miss hendrix

00:54:50didn't you just tell us to get lost

00:54:54i didn't want to finn mr dorsey back there it was all an act

00:54:57well that sounds professional then what do you want

00:55:01miss hendrix investors know how to hedge their bets

00:55:04what hendrix tech is doing is impressive and i want to offer my help

00:55:09i know you need funds to promote your products and i want to assist with that

00:55:15but you need to sign a contract first

00:55:18no way am i signing a contract with you

00:55:21at least hear the terms if your ai product tops dorsey techs

00:55:25you pay nothing if they win

00:55:29you pay everything back what do you say

00:55:32that's a lot of money we're talking about

00:55:35hmm well it's definitely risky

00:55:37but i trust eric

00:55:40mr brown we accept your offer

00:55:44today dorsey techs highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform ai plus was released in the united states

00:55:57on its first day ai plus has already gained more than 10 million users

00:56:02completely equipsing the efforts of their chief competitor

00:56:04hendrix tech which also launched their new platform

00:56:07ai king on the same day

00:56:09edwin hendrix has guts i'll give her that

00:56:14but dropping who knew product on the same day as us

00:56:17that is career suicide

00:56:19let's get to the office griffin

00:56:22yes sir

00:56:24relax mr dorsey

00:56:34hendrix tech is no threat

00:56:36yeah i know remember when you said that if this project went well

00:56:41you'd promote me to vice president

00:56:42yeah i i remember but ai plus has just barely hit the market

00:56:47we can't even call it a success yet

00:56:49right true

00:56:50yeah

00:56:51i have news

00:56:56talk to me

00:56:57the bad news is that hendrix tech ai platform is much more impressive than we thought

00:57:04the good news is that the consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours

00:57:07okay uh

00:57:10all right i'll take it

00:57:12i'll take it

00:57:13like i said

00:57:14we're unbeatable

00:57:15come on

00:57:16let's celebrate

00:57:17no no not yet

00:57:18how did hendrix tech even get that product out in that timeline

00:57:22i mean they got started much later than we did

00:57:25i heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled

00:57:29lead engineer

00:57:31eric

00:57:33i thought he was supposed to be a nobody

00:57:36right

00:57:38dad what's up

00:57:46brilliant

00:57:47i'm on my way to the office to congratulate you and eric

00:57:50oh uh got it

00:57:52the boss is coming

00:57:55we can talk to him about my promotion

00:57:57shit

00:57:58guys this isn't good

00:57:59what what is it now

00:58:01our ai platform and company server have both crashed

00:58:04what the fuck

00:58:06right

00:58:06every time

00:58:08seriously

00:58:11god damn dude

00:58:14what the fuck is going on

00:58:18mr martin

00:58:19the ai platform just crashed out of nowhere about the whole server down along with it

00:58:22then don't just sit around like an idiot

00:58:25fix it

00:58:26sir this is an issue with the system's core framework

00:58:28we didn't build that

00:58:29what do you mean you didn't build it

00:58:31we're using the same framework that eric built before he left

00:58:34eric the guy i fired

00:58:35yeah eric with the k

00:58:36e-r-i-k

00:58:37you took credit for someone else's work

00:58:42lie to me

00:58:43mr dorsey

00:58:44let me explain

00:58:45no there is no time for explanation

00:58:47why didn't you rebuild the core framework

00:58:49mr dorsey

00:58:50we need to focus on getting the company server up and running

00:58:52our user's trust depends on it

00:58:54speak

00:58:55what happened to the company server

00:58:57sir

00:58:57he was the one

00:58:58i didn't do shit

00:59:00shut your mouth

00:59:01go

00:59:01uh the solution he used

00:59:03the amelioration algorithm

00:59:04after the last two crashes

00:59:05it's not designed as a long-term solution

00:59:07to the serious concurrency bug in the code

00:59:09every time that bug is reproduced

00:59:11it leads to more serious corruption

00:59:13it's been a ticking time bomb ever since

00:59:15this time the ai platform went down brought the whole server down along with it

00:59:19it's completely unfixable

00:59:23this was all your fault

00:59:26william all of our users are switching over to hendrix tech ai platform what should we do

00:59:31how the fuck am i supposed to know

00:59:33mr dorsey what on earth is going on i'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down like this

00:59:44look sir i i can explain i'm sorry okay it's gonna be fixed

00:59:47i have billions of dollars invested in you damn it

00:59:50i'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal

00:59:52dorsey tech is finished

00:59:54five hundred thousand we just passed five hundred thousand

01:00:03you guys 98

01:00:0599

01:00:07hey it's still going up it's still going up

01:00:22fuck fuck fuck this is all your fault this is all your fault mr dorsey

01:00:29fuck i wanted to help you i was trying to help the company

01:00:34i've had enough of your bullshit you fired half the bloody tech departments

01:00:38what was i supposed to do and you gave us impossible deadlines

01:00:42no no no don't make this about me

01:00:44i get it now you're using my promotion as bait

01:00:47you are never gonna make me vp

01:00:49you want your job or not

01:00:50is that a threat

01:00:52fire me do it

01:00:54you think i won't

01:00:55if eric leaves so do i

01:00:58me too

01:01:00see when you fired everyone i replaced them with my people

01:01:06go ahead fire me you'll clear out your whole tech department

01:01:10you will sink dorsey tech

01:01:13you were never the prize tech genius at dorsey tech

01:01:16you were the slacker my father warned me about

01:01:19william

01:01:25william

01:01:28i'm ashamed to call you my son

01:01:31what the hell have you done to my company

01:01:35dad uh

01:01:37i'm sorry

01:01:38i'm not here for apologies

01:01:41what the hell is this idiot doing here

01:01:46i thought you fired him

01:01:48where's eric

01:01:49uh

01:01:51dad i fired eric

01:01:53you

01:01:54fired him

01:01:56um

01:01:57what was that was that a mistake

01:02:00dad are you okay

01:02:03hey

01:02:04are you okay

01:02:05i busted my fucking balls

01:02:10to get eric to dorsey tech

01:02:12he was the backbone behind this company

01:02:15and what did you do

01:02:17you fired him

01:02:20so um

01:02:22it was eric with a k all along

01:02:25oh i fucked up

01:02:27god i fucked up

01:02:29where is eric now

01:02:31i will get down on my knees

01:02:33and beg him to come back

01:02:35um

01:02:37eric is that

01:02:39uh hendrix tech

01:02:40you are a sorry excuse for a son

01:02:46you are destroying my company

01:02:49sir

01:02:54bad news

01:02:56it appears that the server crash was just the beginning

01:02:59what's going on

01:03:00the crash also affected our automobile software

01:03:03there have been at least 30 car accidents across the u.s

01:03:07oh

01:03:08fuck

01:03:09six people have died

01:03:11no

01:03:17no

01:03:18this isn't my fault

01:03:20it was eric's fault

01:03:21eric with a k

01:03:21it was his code

01:03:23that was faulty

01:03:24no that's fucking bullshit

01:03:25i fired him before that happened

01:03:27but i stumbled upon his tablet

01:03:29and the code that he wrote

01:03:30i'm only guilty of using his work

01:03:33everything else was his fault

01:03:35i wrote the amelioration algorithm

01:03:38god it mistook the genius for the loser

01:03:41i'm not going down like this

01:03:44dorsey tech ain't finished yet

01:03:46it's not finished yet

01:03:48griffin

01:03:50take this man to the police

01:03:53if dorsey tech goes under

01:03:55he'll have to pay for this

01:03:57yes sir

01:03:58mr brown

01:04:21looks like your contract worked in our favor

01:04:23so we will not be returning the five billion dollars you invested

01:04:27and again thank you for your generosity

01:04:30wait

01:04:31do i at least deserve some dividends

01:04:33i'm sorry mr brown

01:04:34but the terms you insisted on were very clear

01:04:38we beat dorsey tech so we owe you nothing

01:04:41which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received

01:04:44but

01:04:45no

01:04:45no more buts

01:04:47goodbye mr brown

01:04:49tonight i'll give you that reward i was telling you

01:05:00i'm sure it'll be very special

01:05:05and you have no idea

01:05:08eric

01:05:09i know i messed up before

01:05:13it's all over for dorsey tech now

01:05:17is there anything you can do to help me

01:05:20what the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend

01:05:24boyfriend

01:05:26that's right

01:05:28i'm his girlfriend now

01:05:30we're living together and we're getting married soon too

01:05:33you but you you you can't

01:05:37no it's not possible

01:05:39he was mine first

01:05:42you dumped him and you treated him like trash

01:05:45it's a little late for you to come crawling back

01:05:49guys

01:05:51can we

01:05:52eric

01:05:55no

01:05:56eric

01:05:57you're hot when you're bossy

01:06:06you like

01:06:07yeah

01:06:08eric

01:06:09what now

01:06:11eric

01:06:14what is it now

01:06:16eric

01:06:25you know how much i've done for you

01:06:28dorsey tech

01:06:30is in dire straits

01:06:32we need your help

01:06:35mr dorsey

01:06:36all those things you gave me

01:06:38i've returned when your son accused me of hacking the company server

01:06:42and demanding compensation

01:06:44oh has he not told you

01:06:47no that is not how it went down at all

01:06:51it was that dirt bag

01:06:53eric with the c

01:06:54who went behind my back

01:06:56and got me all mixed up

01:06:57oh yeah

01:06:58well your little mix-up made me lose everything i had

01:07:01including my career

01:07:03did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake

01:07:07eric

01:07:09i

01:07:09am really sorry

01:07:11i don't want your fake apology

01:07:13and

01:07:14i'm not coming back to you

01:07:16so

01:07:18would you please leave our office

01:07:20now

01:07:24would you please leave our office

01:07:27we wish dorsey tech

01:07:30the very best

01:07:31you fucking doomed us son

01:07:51you doomed dorsey tech

01:07:54dad dad dad dad

01:07:57dad

01:07:58dad

01:08:00dad

01:08:00so

01:08:07you're really not gonna help them

01:08:09they're the ones who fired me

01:08:12now they have to live with the outcome

01:08:14not to the sweet taste of victory

01:08:18to the sweet taste of victory

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