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When single parents (and total strangers) Nick and Angie are called into the principal’s office to deal with their kid | dG1faGF4YW9rNlBVUUE
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00:00Can I help you?
00:07You can't park here.
00:09What?
00:09This is a disabled space.
00:11Oh, do you need it?
00:12What? No.
00:14It's okay, man.
00:15My Uncle Kenny had one of those hunchback things.
00:17It's fine.
00:18I don't have a hunchback.
00:20Well, now you're overcompensating.
00:22Look, I'm not trying to be an arsehole here, but it's just not...
00:24Sorry, what are you?
00:25The car park police?
00:26Is this your uniform?
00:28Look, I'm just saying,
00:28what if someone genuinely disabled needed this space?
00:31I mean, what if some nice little old lady came puttering up
00:34in a nice little old lady car,
00:35but because of your selfish behaviour,
00:37she has to park all the way up the road,
00:39come hobbling down on her zimmer frame,
00:41bunions aching,
00:42and by the time she gets to where she needs to go,
00:44thanks to the elevated blood pressure in her pulmonary arteries,
00:47she collapses in a heap.
00:50What then?
00:51Wow.
00:53Would it help you if I told you I am disabled
00:55and I just forgot my little blue sticker thingy?
00:58Are you?
01:00Well, no, not technically,
01:01but I am gluten-free.
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