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The Boy I Hate Is My Fake Boyfriend 1
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00:00She's a whore, and her mom's divorced because she's a whore.
00:04Right, Ronan?
00:06Uh, yeah.
00:07Tessa's...
00:09I mean, Stringbean is broke, and her mom is like a total...
00:14Be careful what you say.
00:15Say it.
00:16Her mom's a whore.
00:19Say it.
00:22Her mom's a...
00:23She hit Ronan Beaumont.
00:27She hit the Beaumont.
00:28Oh my god, she's so expelled!
00:32That day, I got expelled and sent back to my mom's.
00:36Since then, I swore I'd never trust any rich brat.
00:40They can all go to hell.
00:56One last night before school, sir.
00:58I'm back, Beckett, after all these years.
01:02But now, I've got a scholarship, and I've got you no more long distance.
01:08Bet you missed me.
01:09Aw, yeah.
01:10Yeah, totally, baby.
01:12Beckett.
01:12Ah, I love it, and I gotta go.
01:16I love you.
01:16I love you so much.
01:18Okay, I'll see you at the...
01:20Party.
01:21You'll get the money.
01:32Hey, come on, man.
01:35After you, future heir to the Beaumont Empire.
01:37Shut up.
01:38What?
01:38Too much pressure from the family?
01:40Guess who just transferred to North Lake?
01:41I don't do guessing games.
01:43Your old childhood nightmare.
01:45String bean.
01:45Wait, Tessa Sinclair?
01:55She's gotta be the ugliest girl in school by now, because that's how I've ever heard.
02:02Hey, babe, where are you?
02:04You were on the phone with me while you were cheating on me.
02:12Okay, look.
02:13I have needs, and you've been out of town.
02:15Yeah.
02:16I need to get my dick wet.
02:18Okay.
02:19You just told me you love me.
02:22This is the girlfriend?
02:24Uh-huh.
02:24You didn't expect to keep the quarterback all to yourself.
02:28You should be honored he even texted you back.
02:31You're hooking up with rich kids?
02:33Hey, I'm one of them now.
02:35I'm going pro.
02:36And you're just a desperate wannabe who doesn't belong here.
02:40Okay, look.
02:41Yeah, we hoped up at that summer camp, and...
02:44Oh, you know what, Tessa?
02:45Your blowjobs.
02:47They suck.
02:48Okay, so this...
02:50This is all your fault.
02:52My fault?
02:53You cheated on me.
02:56You disgusting...
03:03Let's finish this in my new car.
03:16I'm not going to let him run me down.
03:26I'm not going to let him run me down.
03:31I'm not going to let him run me down.
03:34I'm not going to let him run.
03:41All right, on it is.
03:50Let's do that.
03:52Yeah.
03:52what the fuck bro what the hell's your problem huh i don't know if you ran maybe the part where
04:03you're a date rapist get lost
04:09jesus i just catch my boyfriend cheating and now someone wants to drug me men are garbage i try
04:21not to be you need that wow anyway okay i'm done crying i want to forget
04:33dance with me come on you gotta see it
04:51don't think don't think just move
04:58fire
05:03hey you want to get on here
05:10come on
05:17you sure you're not excuse me to get over your ex is that a problem no no awesome
05:32um
05:39too rough
05:42not enough
05:47you look familiar
05:57shut up and kiss me
06:01i can't believe i revenge fucked a stranger
06:13well at least he's hot what am i doing i gotta get ready for school tomorrow
06:30i had no name no number
06:37need to find her
06:41jesus
06:45would you look at that baby there's some uh garbage in the road
06:49see i guess our car doesn't have a loser detector
06:56from quarterback to lap dog what a fall
07:00god tessa you're so bitter it's not attractive
07:04still look better than you though especially after helping yourself to my leftovers
07:10you're so broke i bet you can't even afford coffee
07:15i'm feeling generous today and i'd like to donate my coffee to you
07:21you
07:24oh
07:28yeah nice bra
07:31what is that
07:32clearance rack special
07:34oops
07:35should have donated one of mine
07:37maybe the one you saw while i was riding becket
07:42that's the new transfer
07:43oh my god i'd die
07:45what
07:58he's
07:59that guy from last night
08:02well
08:03look who decided to play white knight
08:05look who's still playing mascot for the rich kids
08:08you fetch well becket
08:09rich kids
08:10your family has more money than all of us put together
08:13you are the definition
08:15of a rich kid
08:16exactly
08:17which makes her what
08:18your charity case
08:21don't think this jacket makes her one of us
08:25at least she earned it
08:26unlike your gigolo
08:28who just got passed on by another coach
08:30wait
08:32is this true
08:33who the hell did you know
08:35baby
08:36listen it was just one coach okay
08:38yeah keep talking
08:39it's about the only thing keeping you relevant
08:41when you think that this
08:43this makes you better than me
08:44one more step
08:45and my lawyers won't just call
08:47they'll put their name on your locker
08:53whatever
08:54let's go
09:01didn't know we went to the same school
09:03nice surprise
09:04is it
09:06you want to be a nice guy
09:07when it's convenient
09:08wash away all your rich guilt
09:10until
09:11you move on
09:13what
09:14what
09:16what are you talking about
09:17I thought we had a good time
09:18well
09:19I don't typically do that
09:20and especially not with rich
09:22pompous boys
09:23like you
09:25so
09:26we should
09:27probably just forget
09:28it ever happened
09:29right
09:30why
09:31I was just trying to help you
09:33I don't need your help
09:34yeah
09:35right
09:40you're not just gonna walk around like that
09:41it's very uniform
09:42it's in the change room
09:43let's go
09:44trust me
09:45let's go
09:49is this where you kidnap and kill me?
09:50no
09:51this is where I get you a clean school uniform without coffee all over it
09:53you're welcome
09:54you're welcome
09:56why do you care?
09:57it was just a one night stand
09:58you don't owe me anything
10:00rich boy
10:01stop calling me that
10:02I'm not the spoiled asshole you think I am
10:05really
10:07so you've never looked down on someone for being poor?
10:11you've never laughed when someone couldn't afford something you could
10:17string bean is broke
10:19and her mom is like a total
10:21exactly
10:27a rich brat
10:28will always be
10:29a rich brat
10:30and I
10:32will never
10:34fall for one
10:36got it
10:38great
10:39no luck
10:41I'll be going
10:42wait
10:51whoa
10:52what are you doing?
10:57relax
10:58why are you so shy?
11:02and by the way
11:03you're wrong about me
11:04and you're wrong about us
11:05what?
11:11fine
11:12but
11:13no peeking
11:14it's not like I haven't seen it before
11:16okay shut up about that
11:17we'll get
11:18wait
11:19are you
11:20Ronan Loma?
11:21yeah
11:22that's me
11:23is there an issue?
11:24what?
11:25yeah
11:26there's an issue
11:27idiot
11:28you're the whiny rich boy who got me expelled in the sixth grade
11:30and you're that psycho that broke my leg with a wretch you're spring bean?
11:36and I'll break your leg again
11:37oh my god I let string bean wrap your legs around me I need a fucking shower
11:43stop calling me that
11:45good afternoon everyone welcome to the college prep seminar let's open the curtains
11:52cups
11:55your
11:58laughing
11:59Jeff
12:00oh my god
12:01fuck
12:02good afternoon everyone welcome to the college prep seminar let's open the curtains
12:07oh my god
12:09were they fucking by no scandal
12:10someone should call the principal
12:12Oh my god
12:13Vincent
12:15bli
12:16oh my god
12:17ohكم
12:18the principal oh my god they hate each other yeah i know it they just hate and then they'll get rich
12:26that new transfer made out with roman how dashi doesn't she know these two are gonna get back
12:31together do you think this is funny did you bring me there just
12:48to show me off like i'm some joke no i brought you there to help you i didn't know that the
12:52curtain was gonna fall you wanted this to blow up didn't you are you serious i didn't even know
12:57who you were until like five minutes ago and i didn't know you were running freaking balls
13:03don't touch me oh like your tongue wasn't halfway down my throat last night hey enough
13:08you two just earned yourself detention congratulations transfer it's not even
13:13second period yet come on grab your stuff let's go
13:23i can't believe i didn't recognize you you're still the same selfish pompous asshole who thinks
13:29the whole world revolves around him and you're still the same know-it-all who stresses about
13:33everything like it's life or death some of us don't have a gold-plated safety net to fall back on and
13:38some of us don't build our entire personalities off being bitter okay when we leave this room
13:47we don't know each other got it i don't have time for your rich boy shenanigans believe me
13:53i will make sure that we never cross paths again
14:10i am so done with this
14:11are you insane
14:17what the actual
14:18grown-in
14:24you kind of interrupted us daphne what are you doing i know that we broke up but seriously like
14:30maybe have just a little bit of class what is this the beauty of the budget oh wait wait is this
14:38the moody prince and the discount princess
14:47jealousy doesn't look good on you daphne you should try letting go you're full tessa you are not cut
14:53out for this world we chew up girls like you and spit them right out with your um walmart earrings and
15:01your tuition receipts say one more thing about where i come from and i'll remind you why rich girls
15:07shouldn't start fights they can't finish please i'm just surprised ronan is interested in you
15:14i must have just grown out of image obsessed liars so i'm the villain i am the villain because
15:21i had the guts to do what you wouldn't you sabotaged my college application to my dream
15:27school that you were about to throw everything away on architecture come on i was just trying to
15:33protect you no you were trying to control me like my parents we both know that they would write you
15:38off the well if you went against them and i was not going to stand aside and watch everything happen
15:44well newsflash you're not in my life anymore
15:50have fun with your little rebellion ronan give me a call you know maybe when you're done slumming it
15:55that's a next level betrayal maybe crybaby turned out smarter than i remembered that it's kind of
16:03impressive are you insane you can't kiss me like that you remember that because she called me a
16:10discount princess not because i want to be your fake girlfriend okay well it wasn't fake last night
16:16you gotta admit we had a lot of chemistry you can't use me to get back at your ex okay and you don't get
16:21to define what this is okay but tell me something extremely sweet sweet mean
16:32did you enjoy it even just a little
16:37you are not that charming
16:40hey how much for a blowjob what i heard you're giving out samples backstage now
16:56she set this up of course she did
17:02you want a price how about instead you get a dental plan for when they knock out your front
17:07you spent years calling her string bean and now she's what babe dude shut up i never called her babe
17:15yeah yet we are not in love we're not right dead honestly don't touch
17:26what did i just say
17:27touch her again and i will break your jaw relax beaumont it's just a little fun she's not one of us
17:39eventually she'll be alone again and when she is let's see if your little tantrums still matter
17:44she's an asshole what was that for do you want to sit down you just made things worse
17:56wait so you're not in love with her i will see you after class
18:04stop fooling me welcome by the way i didn't ask you to step in there okay i can fight my own battles
18:11okay well he was out of line and i wasn't just gonna stand there and do nothing about it or
18:15maybe you just wanted to piss off daphne the hero for the sad scholarship girl right why can't you
18:20never just like say thank you hey there tessa we gotta talk alone
18:30does your little buddy know that you're emotionally available to other women
18:35look how about you cut the crap are you actually dating him or is this another one of your desperate stunts
18:42for my attention
18:49oh we are dating you jealous
18:55you know you seriously loaded your standards for months yeah she's not my normal type she's smarter
19:02sharper she keeps me on my toes oh and unlike you he doesn't need to overcompensate for
19:14okay no like that i'm so small i thought you said you hate rich brats and did you break his leg in
19:23the sixth grade what now now he's your soulmate no i didn't say that but he is who i want right now
19:31so much better than you you're insane no just finally entertain
19:50oh
19:59yuck hated that oh so we're dating now huh
20:04let's not get cocky all right that was just to shut beckett up
20:09i never want to kiss you again for the record well we don't have to good it does kind of suck because it
20:15was really hot
20:20this is not a joke vernon i have my scholarship on the line and now both of our exes are plotting my
20:27downfall oh i didn't sign up for this well to be fair you are handling it better than i thought you would
20:34so oh right i forgot we don't have five we just kiss
20:41what is your game burden i came here to get into a good college i can't afford to be reckless like
20:48you
21:05i kissed again like you were trying to kill me
21:07at least you didn't use a weapon this time whatever ronan it was sixth grade can we get over
21:14it please wait
21:20the deal still stands
21:23big date me
21:26come on think about it why waste our energy hating each other when we can just
21:31team up big date we ruin our ex's peace and walk away clean
21:37no i don't have time for your spoiled revenge fantasy
21:41harbor your dream school right
21:47yeah
21:50even a straight-edged student like you might not get a full ride
21:53there's no guarantee of a scholarship or financial aid
21:55okay what are you getting at you play the role i'll pay your tuition
22:04you're not serious deadly serious till we graduate
22:12fine but this is for the crowd just for the crowd naturally and when it's just the two of us
22:20yes we're still enemies you can have it any other way
22:28okay
22:31you're disgusting
22:34good morning to you too darling i agreed to fake dating not surprise kidnapping
22:50never do this again
22:58what you don't like dramatic entrances
23:04seatbelt please
23:09are they actually dating the air of the ball not family and the broke transfer girl
23:23ends up we're trending she's the quarterback's ex
23:26the dad is going to be so pissed
23:30i hate you yeah yeah smile for the fans
23:47oh by the way my parents heard about the auditorium thing
23:51what yeah they want to meet you what no i'm not going to your parents castle to be paraded around
24:00like a show pony it's not like that it's just if i come alone then they're going to parade eric's
24:06at me like it's a business deal i just want one day with my parents where i don't feel like
24:11i'm a part of their investment plan so if you want the tuition this is part of the deal
24:15i'm not going to be able to do that
24:18fine but i'm charging hazard pay for this trust fund circus shit
24:31you are really milking this whole charity case romance arc
24:36i'm not possessive over ronin but watching daphne flinch when she doesn't get her way
24:41that never gets old ronin is smart way too smart to end up with the control freak who tanked his
24:49college up fact is i'm doing what's best for ronin
24:54i'm sorry ronin is right about something you do sound like his mother
24:59you think you're an upgrade you are a glitch a sad temporary distraction until
25:14he remembers where he really belongs then it's super telling that he's not running back to you
25:20now if you're done bluffing i have somewhere much better to be toodles
25:29bluffing huh i will show that what real pain feels like
25:41i still can't believe you dated her you know she told me she thought she was protecting your future
25:47yeah classic i sabotaged you for your own good logic i'm glad i grew out of that fizz
25:52what is this dress is this royal cosplay or something that is a very expensive designer dress
26:00just kill me
26:16wow
26:21what did i did i put it on backwards no
26:27you look like trouble
26:31well good that's the only thing i know how to be in this dress i'm suffocating
26:38well now i want to take it off try that and i will stab you with this stiletto
26:42thank you okay we're late let's go ruin your parents appetite yeah
27:01do you guys pay before meals or sacrifice a lower income family only on sundays
27:06mr ronan welcome home maria hey this is my girlfriend tessa hi
27:13this house is stunning take it in while you can dear you won't be seeing anything this glamorous again
27:26excuse me i've seen plenty of girls like you come in and out of this property but they never come back
27:33maria that's enough i'm just doing my job keeping the dirt off the floors
27:40mother father meet maria did you even sweep this wing it smells
27:50yes it's got this weird peasant smell
27:55oh
28:03oh my god
28:06oh my god
28:10ronan i can't believe you would really bring her here like she belongs after everything she's done to this family
28:19she hasn't done anything she broke your leg in the sixth grade she humiliated you in front of the entire school
28:27and now she walks in here as if she is your equal
28:30i'm sitting right here ronan remind her that this family doesn't entertain themselves with girls who would touch like leeches
28:40that's enough tessa has worked harder for everything that she has than any of us ever will
28:45so when you talk to her you're going to talk to her directly and with respect
28:49and you too because she's not just my guest she is my girlfriend
28:52i don't need him to fight for me but the fact that he did
29:02it's gonna mess me up more than i'd like to admit
29:08cute this face but ronan always had a certain standard daphne understood that
29:15she also understood how to track his location and sabotage his dreams oh what a gem she had
29:24vision she knew what ronan needed control freaks sometimes think they are psychic yeah for sure
29:33at least daphne tried to steer him in the right direction architecture is not a serious path
29:40business business makes sense
29:46ronan doesn't need to be steered he's smart creative he'd build things people would remember
29:55let me give you some adult wisdom miss sinclair people like you don't build legacies you work for
30:05them and my son certainly is not going to end up like you
30:12no i was raised to protect the people i love not to control them it's called actually caring maybe you
30:22should try it sometime she said what i've never had the guts to how dare you ellen let's hear what this
30:32brat has to say after that william bring me the spray
30:38this is what you came for isn't it go ahead take it take it buy yourself some manners
30:57you should be ashamed of yourselves both of you oh really that's not what you
31:21said when you collected your allowance last month sit down ronan your mother and i have already spoken to
31:29the vampires and their daughter elena is a proper match she is well bred and well connected and she is
31:39completely drama free you two are insane the only person i'm seeing is tessa
31:50yeah so i'm gonna go thank you for the meal though i'm gonna come with you
31:55runen baumont if you walk out that door with her we cut you off
32:00you want to throw away your future for this if this is what my future looks like
32:11you two can have it
32:15come on let's go
32:20are you okay who are we falling ronan your mom was right about something you're gonna go back to your
32:29world your class your family parties with polished people i'm not part of that this is your little
32:36dramatic exit monologue after the bomb you dropped in there no this is the part when i remind you that
32:43this isn't real i'm only doing this for the tuition so unless you have a plan to cover that
32:49now that mommy dearest cut you off if you think that my allowance was the only place i was getting
32:54money you're seriously underestimating me sweet bean don't call me that then stop acting like this
32:59is over you pretend like you don't care but i see it every time someone underestimates you you come
33:04out swinging maybe stop running when things get messy i just want to go home cool then i'll handle
33:10the money side and you continue acting like you don't like me look
33:15i might be pregnant pregnant
33:40do not tell me throwing up in a private driveway whatever the reason it'll be a scandal by morning
34:00no no we use protection i remember yeah so do i i think you think you think okay okay
34:17if it's real then we'll deal with it together i'm not ready for that okay calm down i know where we can go
34:24okay so let me get this straight she's in my bathroom taking a pregnancy test and you're out here
34:40pacing around like a dad in an old movie will you shut up well let's be honest her face in your body
34:48your kids would be like stupid huh yeah they would wait did you just admit that out loud
35:02well well well
35:10i'm gonna give you two some space and pray i don't end up a godfather
35:13do i want that my love okay okay peace out
35:22waiting
35:36if you're pregnant i'm gonna take responsibility
35:38you're not serious for once yeah i am
35:47i wouldn't let you deal with this alone and then what you ask your rich parents for help after what
35:54just happened screw them
35:55um we could move to some quiet little town get a cozy little apartment you could finish writing your
36:02book and i build those shelves you could live in a tiny house you remember i right yeah you thought
36:11you'd publish your first book by 14. do you remember that architecture contest the one in fifth grade
36:19yeah yeah i won you were so mad you said i cheated because nobody draws that many windows
36:25they don't
36:40this was supposed to be fake maybe we suck at pretending
36:45the result
36:53the result
36:58you took
37:03it's negative
37:04oh thank god i was about to pass out
37:13so we're not having a baby yeah
37:18are you disappointed no no no no i'm just i'm really excited that we're not gonna be trauma-bonded
37:26forever
37:28anyway
37:37you still down to cover my tuition and fake date yes jerry and i'm in
37:45fine
37:49fine but no more late night almost kisses but i'm sure milo wouldn't mind if we stay the night
37:57you wish
37:59so i'll take you home then
38:01you know what i'd like some fresh air
38:04okay
38:06thanks
38:08i might be crazy i was ready to start a new life with you
38:15tessa sinclair be real you can't fall in love with him he's from a whole other world
38:36you can't fall in love with him you can't fall in love with him you can't fall in love with him
38:44tessa sinclair come with me please did i miss a pop quiz or something we received a report
38:50we need to check your locker now
38:56okay
39:00open it
39:06no way i can smell it from here i didn't think she'd have it in her honestly i heard she's
39:22been smiling and you're a dealer with a scholarship why hasn't she gotten expelled yet no i uh those
39:30aren't mine i didn't i didn't do this my office no
39:41you're accusing me based on a bag in my locker
39:44that could have been planted we check the security footage
39:48no temporary
39:54i'll look into that
39:57sir you know how hard i work to get here which might be the reason why you choose some extreme
40:02ways to unwind anyways if we don't find any new evidence that tells us something different
40:07we'll have to consider suspension
40:12look at this picture is it true she was throwing up in the bushes
40:15probably od'd or going through withdrawal she literally looks like she's about to hell
40:20who knows how long she's been and out maybe since she was born in the slums
40:30i can't tell them the truth that i thought i was pregnant with bronin's child that would only
40:35make it worse you shouldn't be here you'll contaminate the food
40:40oh wait unless you want to show us that you're clean back off definitely
40:51you heard them show us your arms any um any bruises tracks needle marks you're not hiding anything
41:00you're not hiding right now
41:10you
41:12you
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