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00:00:00You got me crazy!
00:00:06I got you crazy!
00:00:07That's funny!
00:00:07You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:09If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:22Pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend
00:00:27in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:35This money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:50No one tells you any good news.
00:00:51Get off of it!
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of it!
00:01:08Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:36Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:05I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen her titties.
00:02:27I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:35I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:55Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Noah?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:14Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me, and then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:03:23Destiny, is that what happened?
00:03:25That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:27Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:33Why do you even care?
00:03:35She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:03:43Mia, give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:02If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08Open.
00:04:18I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:26Whoa!
00:04:31Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:37All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:47Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56Emmett!
00:04:56I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:15You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, um, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back
00:05:43to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told
00:05:52me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're
00:05:59wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what?
00:06:29I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:33You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:37In your dreams.
00:06:43Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times.
00:06:47I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:57Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:02And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:06You two are hooking up?
00:07:11We're not hooking up.
00:07:13Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:15We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:24Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:31Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:40After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:52Oh, did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:18Oh!
00:08:19Oh!
00:08:20Oh!
00:08:22Ow!
00:08:24Noah!
00:08:25Did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me!
00:08:27Oh my God.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noe.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:50Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:57I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:02Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:05And this is my rental too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:10Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:21So you should probably go.
00:09:23I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:28Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:35Jules, look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:56I don't want your pity check.
00:10:00My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:19What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:23No, no.
00:10:25That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:32I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:50Everything.
00:10:55I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia?
00:11:13Slow down, okay?
00:11:13We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:17What?
00:11:18You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:30I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:20Prove it.
00:12:26I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:29And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:37And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia.
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:45Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:50She really has you by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me.
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:07You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:13You're right.
00:13:17Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:29You're fired.
00:13:38You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:46You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:13:56You're so hot, I love you when you're ticklish.
00:14:04Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:06Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:14:16Noah, you come over here.
00:14:18Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude.
00:14:30It's just a hand job.
00:14:32You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Call him by Lee and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:56What are you doing?
00:15:00Come with me.
00:15:02What the fuck are you?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:22Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:24Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:30Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:37Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:46Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:15:53You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:16:01Noah, come out right now.
00:16:06Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:11Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:14Show me what you got.
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:20Hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Now, now, now.
00:16:22Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:42Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:01I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:11Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what?
00:17:14I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:17Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:21I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex date, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what?
00:17:26Let's make a bet.
00:17:28Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:40Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:44Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:17:59Emmett, get out.
00:18:04Psst.
00:18:09Did I get my job back?
00:18:10Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts.
00:18:22I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:28Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:02But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:11I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:30All right.
00:19:39Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you with me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her.
00:21:01There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:02You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:18Mia, do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:30I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:39Come on.
00:21:39Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner...
00:21:47is served.
00:21:53Let fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:20Look at Jules's squirm.
00:22:25Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:22:33Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:39Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:43I'm in mode again.
00:23:00I'm in beast mode.
00:23:01I'm on go.
00:23:02Back to troll again.
00:23:03Where I've been?
00:23:03Where I've been?
00:23:03Yeah, she's never known.
00:23:05Shelfy's rolling in.
00:23:06Look at school.
00:23:07Losers gotta go.
00:23:08I'm on tea and again.
00:23:09I can't stop.
00:23:10No, I cannot know.
00:23:12Oops.
00:23:14Spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules.
00:23:18I'm still thirsty.
00:23:19Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:32I have to go.
00:23:41If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off him.
00:23:45Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:58Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:01It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:10Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:31I'll take the couch.
00:24:32I'll take the couch.
00:24:40What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where is Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever.
00:25:10I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:14Mia's your best friend.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:34Oh, pardon me.
00:25:36Yes!
00:25:38Do you like what you see?
00:25:49I do, actually.
00:25:51I do, actually.
00:26:08I do, actually.
00:26:08What are you doing here?
00:26:14Taking a shower.
00:26:18Remember, no donerings.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:30I got some friends coming over.
00:26:33Meet me at the pool.
00:26:47What's with this guy?
00:26:48One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:53Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:11I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:56Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:07That's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:13Gosh.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:26Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh, honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about it.
00:28:48Save it.
00:28:50Proof's right here.
00:28:51And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:16Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:20They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey, I made good money for these.
00:29:38Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:42Really?
00:29:43Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:01Mitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:18You're so scared.
00:30:32Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:37Mom!
00:30:39Mom?
00:30:39Mom?
00:30:40Mom?
00:30:41Mom?
00:30:41Mom?
00:30:42Mom?
00:30:43Mom?
00:30:44Mom?
00:30:45Mom?
00:30:46Mom?
00:30:47Yo!
00:30:58Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:31:02No, no, no way, dude.
00:31:04Like, I'm just going to distract myself,
00:31:06screw around a little bit,
00:31:08still come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:20Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear you hooked up!
00:31:29Fuck!
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmett, stop!
00:31:34Fuck you, dude!
00:31:34Stop!
00:31:40Did you post this?
00:31:47Jules, did you post this?
00:31:57I don't know-
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus
00:32:10than let everybody at this party know
00:32:11that we just had sex!
00:32:13You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:24I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine.
00:32:27Feelings mutual.
00:32:32Great.
00:32:32You just blew it with a girl
00:32:34you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:40Listen, Jules,
00:32:43none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:33:01Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:10You...
00:33:18You saved me?
00:33:20You saved me?
00:33:20That feels better,
00:33:34doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you,
00:33:39maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:42Emmett,
00:33:42don't even think about it.
00:33:46Go on, Jules.
00:33:46Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:49Jules,
00:33:49tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:56Emmett,
00:33:56thank you for saving me,
00:33:58but I got it from here.
00:33:59One step closer to making her lie.
00:34:14Jules,
00:34:15what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:18Good.
00:34:18Explain.
00:34:19Now.
00:34:20You're a hottie,
00:34:27you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember,
00:34:31don't tell anybody about this,
00:34:32okay?
00:34:40I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:44I never said that,
00:34:45okay?
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:45You know,
00:34:57once we make this official,
00:34:58I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now,
00:35:04it's party time.
00:35:06OMG,
00:35:14I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:16I wouldn't hook up with him
00:35:18if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up
00:35:21with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:24You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked,
00:35:27you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew,
00:35:30spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant,
00:35:35cocky,
00:35:35and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett
00:35:38are the perfect matches roommates.
00:35:40But I like him
00:35:42more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:44More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts
00:35:49were all things
00:35:49that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:55That's true.
00:35:56True.
00:35:56Right before I told her
00:36:03I have feelings for you.
00:36:14Is that true?
00:36:17It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:22Jules,
00:36:22how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:24I mean, really.
00:36:25All right.
00:36:28I need to see the texts
00:36:29from your phone.
00:36:30So that way I can know
00:36:31that they're legit.
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah the texts,
00:36:34he'll finally believe me.
00:36:39I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:50I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:51But when I really think about it,
00:36:54I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:56I really did.
00:36:59I give those two
00:37:02until the end of today.
00:37:04To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this
00:37:08to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:12I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:13Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:24Okay.
00:37:25The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape
00:37:28and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops,
00:37:31you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:37:35She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:04No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:22Rude.
00:38:22Keep the circle moving.
00:38:43If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:45kiss me like you need it.
00:38:46Get off.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little peck?
00:39:00Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six-pack you bought me
00:39:03for doing the deed?
00:39:04Hey, Jules.
00:39:11Jules.
00:39:12You're a pig.
00:39:13Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:15He's lying.
00:39:16I knew that you guys were hooking up,
00:39:17all right?
00:39:18But that was well before
00:39:18I had feelings for you.
00:39:22You have feelings for me?
00:39:23I knew that you guys were hooking up,
00:39:30all right?
00:39:30But that was well before
00:39:31I had feelings for you.
00:39:33You have feelings for me?
00:39:34Yes, Jules.
00:39:35I have feelings for you.
00:39:36You do?
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:39I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:44Rude.
00:39:44Rude.
00:39:44Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:45Sometimes, Jules,
00:39:46sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:52I broke your trust.
00:39:53And when that video was leaked,
00:39:55my trust was broken, too.
00:39:56What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you
00:40:05and you let me down,
00:40:06and now I'm saying
00:40:06I would do anything
00:40:08to try again.
00:40:11Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah, you're right.
00:40:20So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want to break the rules
00:40:23and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:25Tell me that you want to give up
00:40:27the money.
00:40:35Well, looks like our favorite couple
00:40:37survived the ring of fire.
00:40:39Ew.
00:40:39Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:43I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:48Parents lost all their money
00:40:49after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:51And the only reason why I know that
00:40:53is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:54that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:57Maybe we should take Jill's shopping
00:40:58so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes.
00:41:03Yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:04You should go do that right now.
00:41:06Yes!
00:41:06It's not that easy.
00:41:14Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:18Look, if I don't get the money,
00:41:21I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:23I mean,
00:41:26Mia and I
00:41:27want to take you shopping!
00:41:29Destiny,
00:41:30me and Jules are talking.
00:41:32She was about to answer
00:41:33a very important question.
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:36but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:38and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:40or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later.
00:41:46I promise.
00:41:47Let the girls go shopping.
00:42:00Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04Must be embarrassing for everyone
00:42:05to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:07I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:09once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman internship
00:42:13is the hardest internship
00:42:15in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for Sigmas,
00:42:18like me.
00:42:19The internship is mine.
00:42:21Believe me,
00:42:22Mia and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer
00:42:26and I have to pay up.
00:42:36If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:38Oh, that dress you ordered
00:42:39finally came in.
00:42:43Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:42:45Yes, I'm gonna go try this on!
00:42:55You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:57Uh, no, I used the measurements
00:42:59that you gave me.
00:43:00No, you didn't!
00:43:01That's impossible!
00:43:02It doesn't fit!
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:43:04What are you doing?
00:43:06I'm shopping.
00:43:09Do you not remember me?
00:43:11I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:13Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:17But what Mia says goes.
00:43:19So your money's no good here.
00:43:21You know what?
00:43:23You're right.
00:43:25I have better things to do
00:43:26than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:29That's it.
00:43:30You're out.
00:43:32Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:43:33Excuse me.
00:43:34I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:38That's my girlfriend.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:39Apparently, I'm too poor
00:43:46to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:51Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:56And I would like to try
00:43:58this dress on first.
00:43:59No way, this is mine!
00:44:01Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:44:02No.
00:44:03Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:09What do you think?
00:44:26Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:32Of course.
00:44:39You know, there's only one problem
00:44:41with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:56Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:44:57Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:14Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:22Excuse me, um...
00:45:26I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:32I bet she stole it.
00:45:34I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:40Whatever, Mia.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:52I don't know how that got there.
00:46:05Well, she stole it.
00:46:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:18No, it's not.
00:46:20Yes, it is.
00:46:20I wanted to surprise you,
00:46:23so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:25But I was gonna pay for it
00:46:26once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:29It's a waste of money.
00:46:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:46:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:40Please and thank you.
00:46:41There he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:47:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts,
00:47:02because after tonight,
00:47:03I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:47:05Watch your mouth.
00:47:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:15Okay, dude.
00:47:16Jules was mine first.
00:47:17I dumped her, okay?
00:47:19It's a matter of time
00:47:20before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you
00:47:23so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:27All right.
00:47:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:30I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:33By the end of tonight,
00:47:34you hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:35and never come back to the summer house.
00:47:37Hmm?
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:38And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:40I want you to back off of her
00:47:41for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:45Deal.
00:47:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:00Eat shit.
00:48:05Hey.
00:48:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:48:14unless it's with me.
00:48:25Hey.
00:48:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32Uh, I don't know.
00:48:33Jules.
00:48:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:39The music in here?
00:48:41Because I think it sucks.
00:48:43Jules.
00:48:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:47For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money.
00:48:49I mean it.
00:48:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny,
00:48:55we're right in the middle of something?
00:48:56Like I care.
00:48:57I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:00I'm sorry.
00:49:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun.
00:49:07Here.
00:49:08Put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:17You're crazy.
00:49:19Well, if you're too afraid,
00:49:20you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:30Follow me.
00:49:34Let the show begin.
00:49:40You think you're hot shit?
00:49:53Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:56Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:49:59Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:04The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows
00:50:10will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:13And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:50:16This was the first time to come back.
00:50:17Woo!
00:50:19Woo!
00:50:27Amen.
00:50:28Woo!
00:50:29Woo.
00:50:33Come on.
00:50:34Woo!
00:50:35Yes.
00:50:36Yeah.
00:50:36Come on.
00:50:37Come back.
00:50:39Come on.
00:50:43Come back.
00:50:43Come back.
00:50:44I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls Now are you waiting on me? Anticipate, think about my comeback!
00:50:57I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:51:01To give the diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:51:04No one ain't no me, this is no pain
00:51:08Wait, wait, wait, wait, come back
00:51:10Top that!
00:51:27Top that!
00:51:54Oh baby, what's the point of being?
00:51:57You're the most beautiful girl here
00:52:12Show them all
00:52:14Chase that high
00:52:17But I won't be around where you
00:52:21Cry, cry, cry
00:52:26The tears on your face
00:52:29Are falling in vain where you cry
00:52:34The same moment swings
00:52:37I left you in vain
00:52:41Yo, Jason!
00:52:48Dude, I need the Lady Killer special
00:52:50Now!
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:53I got you
00:52:54And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:53:03And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:53:09Mia!
00:53:11Mia!
00:53:13Woo!
00:53:17As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:22I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public for free
00:53:26Jules, wait!
00:53:31You look upset
00:53:37What are you, my therapist?
00:53:41Fuck off!
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:53:45Jules
00:53:48I have something that can make you feel better
00:53:51What is that?
00:53:57Oh, we got time
00:53:57Come on, Jules
00:53:59You want to have some fun?
00:54:05No, thanks
00:54:05Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:54:09Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:54:15Better play along
00:54:16Bottoms up
00:54:27Cheers
00:54:30Alright
00:54:32Turn that shit around so you can grind on me
00:54:35Come on
00:54:35I'm gonna go change
00:54:39Destiny
00:54:41Uh, have you seen Jules?
00:54:43Uh, I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:54:45Emmett was with her
00:54:47That little shit
00:54:50Don't move
00:54:58What do you think you're doing?
00:55:05Stop denying yourself, Jules
00:55:07Jules, both know you want this
00:55:09Be gentle
00:55:11Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:14Back off
00:55:15Relax, baby
00:55:17Let that E kick in
00:55:18You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh
00:55:22I was gonna fuck you anyways
00:55:24Let go of me
00:55:25This is just gonna take a minute
00:55:27Emmett
00:55:30Let go and we can pretend like this never happened
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you
00:55:36Jules
00:55:37Jules
00:55:38Jules, are you in there?
00:55:40Noah
00:55:40Help me
00:55:42Noah
00:55:46Help me
00:55:47Emmett
00:55:49Get off of her
00:55:51You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:55:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:57Emmett
00:56:00She doesn't want you
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:03She wants me so bad, dude
00:56:04Even if she won't say so
00:56:06Dude, I thought we were friends
00:56:13I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:56:16Wait, stop!
00:56:19This asshole isn't worth it
00:56:27You look like shit
00:56:46Jules just kicked my ass
00:56:48All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:50Hey!
00:56:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:56:56Leah, stop
00:57:01This bitch wants to be me so bad
00:57:05It's fucking pathetic
00:57:06Emmett just tried to assault me
00:57:09Be so fucking for real
00:57:10Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:57:12You're just jealous
00:57:14Because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:57:16And you know what?
00:57:20He's coming back to the house with me
00:57:21Tonight
00:57:22Mia
00:57:24Sit down
00:57:25Emmett
00:57:26If you ever come near the summer house again
00:57:29I will kill you
00:57:30Okay, Noah, let's go
00:57:32Let's go
00:57:33I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:57:41Thank you for getting me out of there
00:57:51Ow
00:57:53You're hurt
00:57:55Let me help you
00:57:56I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:58:10I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:58:24I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:58:27Really
00:58:28I didn't take them
00:58:30You didn't take the pills?
00:58:37You know, I got something better than E
00:58:39It's twice as fun
00:58:41And I've been saving it just for you
00:58:43What are you trying to give me?
00:58:53What are you trying to give me?
00:58:53Rocky road
00:58:59Oh, hey, I got you ice cream
00:59:03And this is how you repay me?
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole
00:59:08Even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole
00:59:11No, you're the king of assholes
00:59:14You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes
00:59:20But whatever
00:59:22I gotta show you something
00:59:28I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:59:41And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:59:48It worked
00:59:54I've wanted you awesome
01:00:09Stop waiting
01:00:11I need you
01:00:14Now
01:00:15What if somebody sees
01:00:35Everybody's at the club
01:00:37I'm taking you upstairs
01:00:45You know, I don't want to lie
01:00:53I don't know
01:01:06I don't know
01:01:07I don't know
01:01:08Oh, yeah
01:01:10Hi! This is Alan. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:21He was hinting at proposing to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:29Okay, bye.
01:01:40Hey, sleepy little. What are you doing up so early? I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock? Can you put your boner away? Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up. It's worse than a fire!
01:02:07Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
01:02:17You're fucking with me.
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:22What about me? She like totally thinks you're a slut. But like in a bad way.
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:30I need to get out of here.
01:02:31I'll hide Jules.
01:02:32I'll distract mom.
01:02:34Okay.
01:02:37Yo, Jason. I'm gonna go hide Jules. Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:48Got it.
01:02:49Get your brother. Now.
01:03:04Mommy!
01:03:05Wait!
01:03:06Noah!
01:03:07Uh.
01:03:08My baby boy!
01:03:09Mom!
01:03:10Hi!
01:03:11Hey!
01:03:12Mom!
01:03:13I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:03:14Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:03:28Mom!
01:03:29Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:33I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:35Oh.
01:03:36She just left.
01:03:37I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:41What is that slut doing here?
01:03:42You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:03:43Get out of this house.
01:03:44Mom.
01:03:45Noah, a little help.
01:03:46Mom.
01:03:47Mom.
01:03:48Uh.
01:03:49Uh.
01:03:50Mom.
01:03:51Uh.
01:03:52This is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:03:55Uh.
01:03:56Yes.
01:03:57It fills my room.
01:03:58Uh.
01:03:59Uh.
01:04:00Yes.
01:04:01It fills my room.
01:04:02Uh.
01:04:03Uh.
01:04:04Uh.
01:04:05Uh.
01:04:06Uh.
01:04:07Uh.
01:04:08Uh.
01:04:09Uh.
01:04:10Uh.
01:04:11Uh.
01:04:12Uh.
01:04:13Uh.
01:04:14Uh.
01:04:15It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:19Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:23Lisa.
01:04:24My second mommy.
01:04:26We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:30Oh yes, we do.
01:04:32You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:35I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:44Please.
01:04:45My head hurts.
01:04:46Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:47Yeah.
01:04:48I have some in my purse.
01:04:49Oh, thanks.
01:04:50Oh.
01:04:51Oh.
01:04:52Oh.
01:04:53Oh.
01:04:54Oh, my head hurts.
01:04:55Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:56Yeah.
01:04:57I have some in my purse.
01:04:58Oh, thanks.
01:04:59Oh.
01:05:00She's right.
01:05:01Oh, my.
01:05:02She's right here.
01:05:03Oh.
01:05:04Oh.
01:05:05Oh.
01:05:06Oh.
01:05:07Oh, no.
01:05:08Oh, no.
01:05:09Peace out.
01:05:10Water.
01:05:11Water.
01:05:12Water.
01:05:13I mean, I need water.
01:05:15With water.
01:05:16Jules?
01:05:17Water. Water. I need water.
01:05:21Jules, what did you give my mom?
01:05:25Aspirin. Aspirin?
01:05:29It's so hot in here.
01:05:33Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:37Oh no. Woo!
01:05:41Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:45I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:49That's enough. I gotta talk to you. Let's go.
01:05:51Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:53Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way. You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them. She found them.
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:03No fucking way, Jules.
01:06:05She hates you already. What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:09Where did she go?
01:06:15Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:29No way! It feels so good.
01:06:31Oh wait, no.
01:06:35Ow! I'm drowning!
01:06:39Mia! Save me!
01:06:41Absolutely not!
01:06:43I'm not going in there.
01:06:45Help!
01:06:47Help!
01:06:49Help!
01:06:51Help!
01:06:54Help!
01:06:55Help!
01:06:56Help!
01:06:57Help!
01:06:58Help!
01:07:00Help!
01:07:01Help!
01:07:02Help!
01:07:03Help!
01:07:04Oh!
01:07:05No!
01:07:06Woo!
01:07:07Ugh!
01:07:08You saved me!
01:07:10Here. I brought you some tea.
01:07:15some tea. I was wrong about you. I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like
01:07:27Mia. Thank you for taking care of her. I hope I was a good maid. Yeah, I should give you
01:07:41a raise. Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds? You know, maid, girlfriend,
01:07:49it doesn't matter. I still got to pay you to hang out with me. No feelings, remember?
01:08:04I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me. I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:08:11I need that money more than I want you. When my dad died, he left my family with thousands
01:08:21of dollars in medical debt. If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:28So it was really always just about the money. Really? When I started our relationship, it
01:08:34was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:48Come with me.
01:08:48I want to give you the money. Not as your boss, as your boyfriend. Do as I want to give
01:09:01you everything. I don't know what to say. Just let me take care of you and tell me that
01:09:16you love me.
01:09:21I don't think I can say it.
01:09:26Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:09:32Fine. You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:37And you don't have to tell me that you love me. I know you do.
01:09:41Good morning, everyone.
01:09:47Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay. Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't
01:09:53kill you.
01:09:55I was just leaving.
01:09:56You're not leaving, Jules. We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:01After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of
01:10:10my son's life forever. But, after you saved me, all I can say is, welcome to the family.
01:10:20You were supposed to give me your family ring. That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:32I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:36Adios.
01:10:39Bye, Mom.
01:10:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:47Good luck with that.
01:10:48I don't need luck.
01:10:51I have a really big brain.
01:10:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:06What is this?
01:11:14Ew. What died in here?
01:11:18My manhood.
01:11:18Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:22Really?
01:11:26I don't like to read.
01:11:28It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:31They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:11:36That's cheating.
01:11:37Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:11:41Okay.
01:11:41I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:44I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:53I know. I know.
01:11:54I know.
01:11:55But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:12:02What up, lovebirds?
01:12:03Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:09Who are you?
01:12:14Oh, I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:19Mr. Lehman, it's, uh, great to meet you. Uh, what are you doing here?
01:12:29Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:12:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:35The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy. I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:48I have enough friends. Thanks.
01:12:53Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:56Uh, I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble, and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:01Uh, the next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained, and I get bored easy.
01:13:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:13:20Interview starts now.
01:13:21Dope-est candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:26Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:28Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:30That's where all the babes are rockin' their swimsuits.
01:13:32Mm-hmm.
01:13:40That's the guy you wanna work for?
01:13:42He's a total clown.
01:13:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:50And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:07And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:10And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:14:17Jules, I need this internship.
01:14:19And so do you.
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:28You lied to me.
01:14:29No, I didn't lie to you.
01:14:30I just...
01:14:32I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:34I'm sorry.
01:14:38Everybody!
01:14:40Let's get the party started!
01:14:42Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:57I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:15:00There's something special about you.
01:15:01You're so beautiful.
01:15:06Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:15:09I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:11Noah, tell me, who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:17That'd be me.
01:15:20You're a lucky man.
01:15:21I know.
01:15:22How long is he going to be here?
01:15:29I'll protect you.
01:15:31Look at here.
01:15:33The happy little couple.
01:15:36From full mates to soul mates.
01:15:43Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:15:46Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:49Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:52Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:15:55What bet?
01:15:59What bet?
01:16:01I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer,
01:16:04I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:07That's not true.
01:16:09Yeah, it is.
01:16:10I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:15You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:18I don't want to hear it.
01:16:24Yeah, I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:29Hmm?
01:16:30I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:34I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:36I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:40Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:46Checks, dude.
01:16:46I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:16:49Mmm, I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:53I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:57You're pathetic.
01:16:59B.
01:17:00Whatever, dude.
01:17:01What were you thinking?
01:17:07That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:10I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:15You're a sexy girl, but you could have a lot of fun.
01:17:19I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:21Then make time.
01:17:23There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:25The boys share their toys.
01:17:29And I want to play with you.
01:17:31I don't want to be played with.
01:17:32If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:35The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:40Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:45Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:54In your dreams, Pearl.
01:18:00Mia.
01:18:02You know where Jules is?
01:18:03Ugh, you're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:06Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:18:08Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:13Get it through your head.
01:18:14I want to be with Jules.
01:18:16Why do you like her so much?
01:18:19I don't like her.
01:18:22I love her.
01:18:25You know, I feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:30You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:32Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:18:35Found your girlfriend.
01:18:44If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah the straw.
01:18:52Yes, and it's the only way you'd get in.
01:18:55We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:59My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:02Wait, now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:06Damn, you were great.
01:19:09Just one kiss.
01:19:10It's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:19:21Don't play hard to get!
01:19:22Get off of her.
01:19:33Get off of her.
01:19:35Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:19:39If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:42You wouldn't dare.
01:19:45You little shit!
01:19:47You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:48Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there, because I would rather
01:19:51fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:56You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:58You want to mess with me?
01:19:59You want to mess with me?
01:20:00Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know
01:20:03that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:05You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:20:08Please, don't tell my wife!
01:20:11Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:23How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:26How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:28It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:29Don't lie to me.
01:20:31I saw you kissing back.
01:20:35I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:40You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:43You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:20:51Tell him you love him.
01:20:53It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:06You're fired.
01:21:08Get out of my house.
01:21:23You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:25You never belonged with us, and now it's your turn to go.
01:21:36I played you and I won.
01:21:39This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:41I planted the camera in your room, and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:21:58And then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:01You thought you were better than me.
01:22:09But I always win.
01:22:11All I fucking do is win.
01:22:20A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:29It's too late.
01:22:43Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:47Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:51That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:53You lose everything.
01:22:56Oh, God.
01:22:59Can I help you?
01:23:11What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:14My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:17I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:23:23Do you need anything?
01:23:23I have a big tip for you.
01:23:35Seriously?
01:23:37Smile more.
01:23:38This money feels dirty.
01:23:48I never want to see this check again.
01:23:50Miss me?
01:24:02Miss me?
01:24:07Miss me?
01:24:07Get lost.
01:24:17I deserve that.
01:24:22Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:24And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:25Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33Yeah.
01:24:34This morning I bought it.
01:24:35What?
01:24:37You bought my house from under us?
01:24:39Look at the name on the title.
01:24:43Oh, my God.
01:24:46You put it under my name.
01:24:48It's yours, Jules.
01:24:50It's all yours.
01:24:52But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:55Another condition.
01:24:59What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:02Sleep with your boss?
01:25:03Drug your mom?
01:25:05No.
01:25:07But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:25:17At 8pm.
01:25:19And I want you to wear this.
01:25:25What are you doing here?
01:25:35Noah told me to come.
01:25:37Really?
01:25:38Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:40Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:46He's proposing to you?
01:25:48When did you two get back together?
01:25:50Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:52But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:56And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:26:00I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:26:03Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:08Mia!
01:26:09Jules!
01:26:11I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:26:13Why did you invite me here?
01:26:15To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:17Propose?
01:26:18Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:20Oh, please.
01:26:21The big question.
01:26:24Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:27Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:31Uh, how did you know about that?
01:26:35Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:38And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:26:41You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:26:44Okay, fine.
01:26:47Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet,
01:26:51but I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:55What are you going to do?
01:26:56Arrest me?
01:26:57Actually, that's my job.
01:26:58Oh, hi.
01:26:59Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:27:02What?
01:27:03You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:04These are not what they're for.
01:27:06Call my dad!
01:27:07Oh, daddy!
01:27:09Bye, Mia.
01:27:13If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:18That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:23Everybody!
01:27:26What is he doing?
01:27:31I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:38And here are my secrets.
01:27:41I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:44I do.
01:27:45And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:53And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:27:55Okay, Noah, what are you doing?
01:27:56You look like a crazy person.
01:27:58And I have one more secret.
01:28:01Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:07And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:10Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:13I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:15I want everyone to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know what you are going to know
01:28:45I don't know.
01:29:15I don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:17Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:29Of course I do.
01:29:31Now, let's party.
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