No Problem - Back To Back Comedy Scenes _ Anil Kapoor, Sanjay Dutt, Paresh Rawal _ Akshay Khanna - video Dailymotion

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Watch Back To Back Comedy Scenes From Superhit Comedy Movie - 'No Problem'.  Film –  No Problem Music – Pritam, Sajid-Wajid & Anand Raj Anand Actor –  Sanjay Dutt, Akshaye Khanna, Anil Kapoor, Sushmita Sen, Paresh Rawal, Kangana Ranaut, Neetu Chandra and Sunil Shetty Produced by – Rajat Rawail, Anil Kapoor & Dr. B. K. Modi Directed by -  Anees Bazmee

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00:00Papa, Raj is coming.

00:02Come, come, come. Welcome, welcome.

00:04Baoji, Aaoji.

00:06In the whole city, you got the daughter of the commissioner.

00:09Huh? Is he the commissioner?

00:10Oh, little fool.

00:12You've never gone above the inspector.

00:14Sir.

00:15Come, come, come, come.

00:16Hey, Yash.

00:17The big brother of Raj.

00:18Huh? Yash? Raj?

00:19No, no, no.

00:20We don't have to take anyone from them.

00:21We are Ambani's.

00:22Ambani's?

00:23No, no, no.

00:24We don't have to take anyone from them.

00:26They are Indians and we are foreigners.

00:28And our eyes.

00:29Oh, okay, okay, okay. Sit, sit, sit.

00:31Papa, Raj is saying that if we get married,

00:33we will have to take reliance.

00:34Huh?

00:37What's your son?

00:40Hello, sir.

00:41Hello.

00:42No problem.

00:45You?

00:46What, Ramlal?

00:47Did you get this month?

00:48It's time to get salary.

00:50You know my doctor.

00:52The thing is,

00:53that my little brother is a social worker.

00:55For little people,

00:57it's a special heart.

00:58It's like a knocker,

00:59chakar,

01:00power-chee driver,

01:01it's just the same.

01:02It's just the same.

01:03It's just the same.

01:04Huh?

01:05For fixed deposit.

01:06Oh, I can't believe it.

01:08What?

01:09You'll get some gold.

01:10You'll get some gold.

01:11You'll get some gold.

01:12You'll get some gold.

01:13You'll get some gold.

01:14You'll get some gold.

01:15Ha, ha, ha.

01:16Na, no.

01:17Oh.

01:18Didiya and Jijajji are also coming.

01:19No problem.

01:20No problem.

01:21No problem.

01:23Yash, Arjun.

01:24Now you can save the gold.

01:26Where are you?

01:27My brother is a big religious.

01:31He looked late at the temple.

01:33Yes, you.

01:34Sir.

01:35Do you know it?

01:37Kajal is a big social worker in this city.

01:40No problem.

01:41You were saying that your little brother is a social worker.

01:43That's the same, sir.

01:44That's the big boy.

01:45I'll be a little bigger.

01:46Please, please,

01:47take a look from this community.

01:48Yes, you didn't tell me that your little brother is a big boy.

01:50Sir, you've never asked me.

01:52Ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:53Sir,

01:54Sanjana's question.

01:55After all, everything is closed.

01:56The black place.

01:57Oh, man.

01:58The most beautiful girl of the world

01:59you've met with God.

02:00And what are you doing, my friend?

02:01Ha?

02:02What?

02:05You?

02:06You?

02:07Don't lose your weight.

02:08Don't lose your weight.

02:09If you're a man,

02:10you don't lose your weight.

02:11You don't lose your weight.

02:14Oh, no.

02:15It's full.

02:16Do you know it?

02:17Don't lose your weight.

02:19Sanjana!

02:20Stop.

02:21I'll kill my mouth.

02:22I'll kill my friend.

02:23I'll get friends.

02:24Hey!

02:25Ha, ha, ha.

02:26Ha, ha.

02:27I'm going to keep my family on top.

02:29That's not me.

02:30Kajal,

02:31do you like it?

02:32I know, ha.

02:33How do you like it?

02:34Baba Ji, how are you?

02:35Oh, my God.

02:36Oh, my God.

02:37It's great.

02:38Everyone knows one another.

02:39We're also good.

02:40We're coming to another one another.

02:41This is specially for the Lord.

02:43This is specially for you.

02:45You forgot, Ramlal.

02:46It's Sunday, man.

02:47Sunday, man.

02:48I'll keep my family on Sunday.

02:49Huh?

02:50I'm sorry.

02:51Kutte, kamine.

02:52Kede, pune.

02:53Sit, sit, sit.

02:54Please, sit.

02:55If this kamine has come to the house,

02:56then he'll get the whole house.

02:58Commissioner, no one doesn't meet anyone.

03:01Okay.

03:02I'll take a look.

03:03These two photos,

03:04you'll get them to the house.

03:05These two are inside.

03:06Huh?

03:07Yes.

03:08And with them,

03:09he's married with his little brother.

03:14I'll understand this relationship.

03:15Hey, brother.

03:16No problem.

03:17Just Kajal and Arjun.

03:19What do you say, Arjun?

03:20I was thinking, Baba Ji,

03:23that...

03:24Thank God.

03:25No problem.

03:26Whatever was inside,

03:27it was safe.

03:28You were thinking something?

03:29What do you think?

03:30What do you think?

03:31In thinking,

03:32it's better than a good girl.

03:33It's like you.

03:34That's right.

03:35Let's go.

03:36Let's go.

03:37Let's go.

03:38Let's go.

03:39Let's go.

03:40Let's go.

03:41Let's go.

03:42Let's go.

03:43Let's go.

03:44Let's go.

03:45No problem.

03:46No problem.

03:47No problem.

03:49What?

03:50What are your eyes looking for?

03:52Huh?

03:53You thought what was your thought?

03:55That you leave the town and leave the city

03:57and I will not reach you?

03:58You...

03:59What?

04:00Me?

04:01My mother and their mother...

04:02Mama Ji!

04:03Mama Ji!

04:04We love you!

04:05Mama Ji!

04:07What did you think?

04:08Mama died.

04:10The trade is just the same.

04:12It's not a mistake, Mama Ji.

04:13It's a mistake, Mama.

04:14It's a mistake.

04:15It's a mistake.

04:16Hey, Uncle, you're the same, right?

04:18The two of them had stolen the bank.

04:20Yes, yes, yes.

04:22Do they get it or not?

04:23Yes, they get it.

04:24And the money?

04:25They get it.

04:26If they give it, it's okay.

04:28But not the police department.

04:30That's right.

04:31They'll kill it and kill it.

04:33Hear it.

04:34Hear it.

04:35After killing and killing, you got it.

04:38Hello, Mama.

04:40Yes, I'm sorry.

04:41Do you understand?

04:43When did you get to the money?

04:44Give it to Sanjana's birthday.

04:45If you say it, it's Kali.

04:46Look!

04:47Look!

04:48Look!

04:55You are.

04:56You are.

04:57My faith fell.

04:59I'm dead.

05:01I'm dead.

05:07Once again, a man gets mad, Mama.

05:10I'm dead.

05:11I'm dead.

05:12I'm dead.

05:18Just tell me.

05:19Where is my money?

05:20You will pay the money, Mama.

05:22You will pay the money, Mama.

05:23You will pay the money?

05:25You will pay the money?

05:27Stop!

05:28What is it, Mama?

05:29You had stolen one bank.

05:31Two or four banks,

05:33you will pay the money.

05:34We will pay the money.

05:35We are.

05:36We are the people.

05:37We are the people.

05:38We are the people.

05:39So, how will it be my money?

05:41Look, Mama, don't put my money in the back.

05:43You are the money in the back.

05:44You are the money in the back.

05:45And you are the money in the back.

05:47You are the money in the back.

05:48Raj,

05:49the money is just one way to put their money on it.

05:52No.

05:53I will not do this.

05:55I will not do this.

05:56I will not do this.

05:57I will not do this.

05:58I will not do this.

05:59I will not do this.

06:00Let's talk about this.

06:01I will not do this.

06:02I will not do this.

06:03I will not do this.

06:04I will not do this.

06:05I will not do this.

06:06Today?

06:07Yes.

06:08Today is the 12th of the night.

06:09We will finish the work at 11.

06:11Listen.

06:12Listen.

06:13There is a full proof plan for the minister's house.

06:17Mama,

06:19you go to the house.

06:21We will pay for the money.

06:22Oh!

06:23Home?

06:24My house is not going to be your house.

06:26Home?

06:27My house is not going to be your house.

06:30Your house is not going to be your house.

06:32But Mama Ji…

06:33What is your house?

06:35Mama?

06:36Will your father be your house?

06:41As long as I don't get my money,

06:43I will be like you both.

06:46Do you understand?

06:47I am your boss.

06:51And as I say, you will do it.

06:54Do you understand?

06:55Hmm.

06:56Okay, boss.

06:57Okay, boss.

06:58Okay.

07:01Thank you, Opie Sahab.

07:02Thank you very much, Kamal.

07:03What are you doing?

07:04I will return to you.

07:06First, I will return to my baby child.

07:09Baby child?

07:10Yes.

07:11For you to save them,

07:12you guys have kidnapped them.

07:13Who?

07:14Our men.

07:19Welcome.

07:20Marcus.

07:21Hi, babies.

07:23Hello, boys.

07:25Hello, boys.

07:26Koka.

07:27Once in a blue moon.

07:30You will reach your baby child.

07:33You go!

07:34Hey!

07:35Hey!

07:36Hey!

07:37Hey!

07:38Hey!

07:39Hey!

07:40Hey!

07:41Oh, baby!

07:42Good shot!

07:44Where are the獅子?

07:45A獅子?

07:46How did the獅子 start the new chapter?

07:47Which獅子?

07:48The獅子?

07:49How did the獅子 start the new chapter?

07:50Which獅子?

07:51The獅子?

07:52The獅子 that we reached before,

07:54you took off from the minister's tijori.

07:56Look!

08:01Look, sir.

08:02There's a confusion.

08:03We have made a獅子,

08:05but there was no獅子 in the獅子.

08:09The minister said that獅子 is a tijori.

08:11They were killed by the獅子.

08:12And the獅子 said that獅子 was a tijori.

08:14They were killed by the獅子.

08:16How did the獅子 do that?

08:21Why did the獅子 say something, Marquez?

08:22Why, uncle?

08:23You're a boss of them.

08:24They're just running on the bus.

08:26You're just running on the bus.

08:27You all ask questions.

08:28One person just running away.

08:29Please.

08:30The獅子 is still alive.

08:31We were very difficult for the獅子.

08:33You were very easily met.

08:35So naturally,

08:37you don't know easily.

08:39It's a good thing.

08:40If you're sick of the獅子,

08:42then there won't be any problems.

08:44Marquez,

08:45we're just going to eat.

08:47Marquez,

08:48Marquez,

08:49Dumbo.

08:50Yes, boss.

08:51Dumbo!

08:52I'm telling you,

08:53Dumbo, quickly!

08:54Dumbo, come on!

09:02Darling,

09:03where are you?

09:05This is a new one.

09:06It's a new one.

09:07It's a new one.

09:08There's a new one.

09:09And Papa,

09:10why are you talking like this?

09:11The three are running away.

09:13And you're going to know the truth.

09:16Oh, I know.

09:17I know.

09:18They can't even get the truth.

09:20But the director didn't say it.

09:22What did he do?

09:23He was trying to make a shot.

09:24What was the need for the hero?

09:26I'm telling you,

09:27I'm going to put a minute on the old things.

09:29What would you do?

09:30You are running away.

09:35That's not only a valley,

09:36you are running away and they're running away.

09:39Oh,

09:40I've never seen her.

09:41You're running away.

09:42I'm so lazy.

09:43I'm so lazy.

09:44I'm not trying to make you look at this testimony.

09:46You're burning away.

09:47I'm still trying to make you look at it.

09:48I'm getting lazy.

09:49I'm getting lazy.

09:50Maria!

10:02Papa-ji, come on.

10:06Papa-ji, come on!

10:08Come on, come on, come on. Under water.

10:11Achal.

10:17Ajal.

10:21Arjun!

10:23Baba Ji, there's something to do.

10:25I'll do it.

10:26I'll do it.

10:27I'll do it.

10:28I'll do it.

10:29I'll do it.

10:30I'll do it.

10:31I'll do it.

10:33I'll do it.

10:34I'll do it.

10:35I'll do it.

10:36I'll do it, Baba Ji.

10:37I'll do it.

10:38Here!

10:39Arjun!

10:40What are you, Arjun?

10:42I've never waited for the train on the station.

10:45I'm laying on the tree.

10:47My sister, my sister.

10:50It's coming.

10:52It's coming.

10:53It's coming.

10:54It's coming.

10:55It's coming.

11:00It's coming.

11:01It's coming, Baba Ji.

11:02It's coming.

11:03It's coming.

11:04It's coming.

11:05It's coming.

11:12Brother, what are you doing here?

11:14I'm dying.

11:15I'm not showing you.

11:16I'm doing suicide.

11:18What?

11:19I'm dying.

11:20I'm dying.

11:21I'm dying.

11:22I'm dying.

11:23Brother.

11:24You die.

11:25But first, let's save us.

11:26No.

11:27No.

11:28No.

11:29Are you watching?

11:30The world is dying.

11:32Don't die.

11:33This kind of people.

11:34Why do I do?

11:35Everyone, everyone wants to die.

11:36No one wants to die.

11:37No one wants to die.

11:38Why do I want to die?

11:39After die, we were going to die, sir.

11:41No.

11:42We were going to die first.

11:43Why are we going to die?

11:44Why are we going to die?

11:49I took my whole family from Afghanistan.

11:51What?

11:52My father, my wife, my little children.

11:54A bomb came and...

11:55A bomb!

11:56Do you have a photo of me?

11:57No.

11:58I'm sure.

11:59I'm sure.

12:00I'm sure.

12:01But, brother.

12:02We killed them a little bit.

12:03Don't die.

12:04Why do you want to live?

12:05And do you want to live?

12:06Do you want to die?

12:07Don't die.

12:08Don't die.

12:09Don't die.

12:10Don't die.

12:11Don't die.

12:12Don't die.

12:13That's right, brother.

12:14That's right.

12:15Hello.

12:16What will happen now?

12:17If there's a slow train,

12:18then we'll cut.

12:19And if there's a fast train,

12:21then cut.

12:22Cut.

12:23Cut.

12:24Cut.

12:25Come on.

12:26Come on.

12:27Hey.

12:28Hey.

12:29Hey.

12:30Come on.

12:31Hey.

12:32Hey.

12:33Hey.

12:34Hey.

12:35Hey.

12:40ERIC.

12:41Which drag do a boosted you?

12:43I didn't have anything.

12:44Take that down.

12:52I understand the higher of you.

12:53They can hit it.

12:54Stop it.

12:57Who wants to die and who wants to die?

13:05Stop the drain!

13:09Give it Danny, no go!

13:11Stop the drain!

13:15Yeah!

No Problem - Back To Back Comedy Scenes _ Anil Kapoor, Sanjay Dutt, Paresh Rawal _ Akshay Khanna

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