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00:00:00You got me crazy!
00:00:06I got you crazy!
00:00:07That's funny!
00:00:07You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:09If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:22Pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend
00:00:27in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:35This money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:50No one tells you any good news.
00:00:51Get off of it!
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of it!
00:01:08Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:36Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:05I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen her titties.
00:02:27I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:35I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:55Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Noah?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:14Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me, and then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:03:23Destiny, is that what happened?
00:03:25That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:27Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:33Why do you even care?
00:03:35She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:03:43Mia, give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:02If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08Open.
00:04:18I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:26Whoa!
00:04:31Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:37All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:47Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56Emmett!
00:04:56I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:15You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, um, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back
00:05:43to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told
00:05:52me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're
00:05:59wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what?
00:06:29I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:33You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:37In your dreams.
00:06:43Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times.
00:06:47I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:57Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:02And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:06You two are hooking up?
00:07:11We're not hooking up.
00:07:13Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:15We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:24Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:31Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:40After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:52Oh, did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:18Oh!
00:08:19Oh!
00:08:20Oh!
00:08:22Ow!
00:08:24Noah!
00:08:25Did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me!
00:08:27Oh my God.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noe.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:50Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:57I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:02Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:05And this is my rental too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:10Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:21So you should probably go.
00:09:23I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:28Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:35Jules, look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:56I don't want your pity check.
00:10:00My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:19What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:23No, no.
00:10:25That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:32I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:50Everything.
00:10:55I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia?
00:11:13Slow down, okay?
00:11:13We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:17What?
00:11:18You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:30I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:20Prove it.
00:12:26I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:29And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:37And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia.
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:45Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:50She really has you by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me.
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:07You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:13You're right.
00:13:17Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:29You're fired.
00:13:38You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:46You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:13:56You're so hot, I love you when you're ticklish.
00:14:04Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:06Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:14:16Noah, you come over here.
00:14:18Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude.
00:14:30It's just a hand job.
00:14:32You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Call him by Lee and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:56What are you doing?
00:15:00Come with me.
00:15:02What the fuck are you?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:22Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:24Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:30Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:37Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:46Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:15:53You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:16:01Noah, come out right now.
00:16:06Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:11Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:14Show me what you got.
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:20Hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Now, now, now.
00:16:22Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:42Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:01I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:11Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what?
00:17:14I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:17Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:21I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex date, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what?
00:17:26Let's make a bet.
00:17:28Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:40Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:44Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:17:59Emmett, get out.
00:18:04Psst.
00:18:09Did I get my job back?
00:18:10Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts.
00:18:22I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:28Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:02But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:11I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:30All right.
00:19:39Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you with me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her.
00:21:01There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:02You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:18Mia, do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:30I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:39Come on.
00:21:39Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner...
00:21:47is served.
00:21:53Let fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:20Look at Jules's squirm.
00:22:25Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:22:33Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:39Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:43I'm in mode again.
00:23:00I'm in beast mode.
00:23:01I'm on go.
00:23:02Back to troll again.
00:23:03Where I've been?
00:23:03Where I've been?
00:23:03Yeah, she's never known.
00:23:05Shelfy's rolling in.
00:23:06Look at school.
00:23:07Losers gotta go.
00:23:08I'm on tea and again.
00:23:09I can't stop.
00:23:10No, I cannot know.
00:23:12Oops.
00:23:14Spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules.
00:23:18I'm still thirsty.
00:23:19Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:32I have to go.
00:23:41If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off him.
00:23:45Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:58Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:01It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:10Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:31I'll take the couch.
00:24:32I'll take the couch.
00:24:40What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where is Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever.
00:25:10I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:14Mia's your best friend.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:34Oh, pardon me.
00:25:36Yes!
00:25:38Do you like what you see?
00:25:49I do, actually.
00:25:51I do, actually.
00:26:08I do, actually.
00:26:08What are you doing here?
00:26:14Taking a shower.
00:26:18Remember, no donerings.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:30I got some friends coming over.
00:26:33Meet me at the pool.
00:26:47What's with this guy?
00:26:48One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:53Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:11I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:56Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:07That's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:13Gosh.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:26Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh, honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about it.
00:28:48Save it.
00:28:50Proof's right here.
00:28:51And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:16Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:20They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey, I made good money for these.
00:29:38Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:42Really?
00:29:43Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:01Mitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:18You're so hot.
00:30:32Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:33Yeah.
00:30:34No, no, no, no way, dude.
00:31:04Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:31:08Don't come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules.
00:31:20Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules.
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear.
00:31:26You hooked up.
00:31:29Fuck.
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Hey, man, stop.
00:31:34Fuck you, dude, stop.
00:31:40Did you post this?
00:31:50Jules, did you post this?
00:31:52I don't know.
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:14You know what?
00:32:14Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:23I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine.
00:32:27Feelings mutual.
00:32:32Great.
00:32:32You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:36Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:33:01Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:04You saved me?
00:33:32That feels better.
00:33:34That wasn't it.
00:33:36And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:42Emmett.
00:33:44Don't even think about it.
00:33:46Go on, Jules.
00:33:46Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:49Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:56Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:59One step closer to making her lie.
00:34:14Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:18Good.
00:34:18Explain.
00:34:18Now.
00:34:26You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:33I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:41I never said that, okay?
00:34:45You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now, it's party time.
00:35:06OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:16I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:24You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:40But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:44More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:56That's true.
00:35:56Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:14Is that true?
00:36:17It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:22Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:24I mean, really.
00:36:25All right, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:30So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:39I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:42I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:52But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:56I really did.
00:36:57I give those two until the end of today.
00:37:04To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:12I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:13Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:24Okay.
00:37:25The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:32She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:13No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:22Keep the circle moving.
00:38:43If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:45kiss me like you need it.
00:38:46Get off.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little peck?
00:38:58Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:10Hey, Jules!
00:39:11Jules!
00:39:12You're a pig!
00:39:13Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:15He's lying.
00:39:16I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:18But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:19You have feelings for me?
00:39:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:33You have feelings for me?
00:39:34Yes, Jules.
00:39:35I have feelings for you.
00:39:36You do?
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:39I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:44For a tip!
00:39:44Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:45Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:52I broke your trust.
00:39:53And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:40:03What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:40:06And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:11Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah, you're right.
00:40:20So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:26Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:35Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:39Ew.
00:40:39Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:44I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:48Parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:51And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:57Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes.
00:41:03Yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:04You should go do that right now.
00:41:06Yes!
00:41:13It's not that easy.
00:41:14Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:17Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:25I mean, Mia and I went to take you shopping!
00:41:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:32She was about to answer a very important question.
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:41Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later.
00:41:46I promise.
00:41:47I promise.
00:41:47The girls go shopping.
00:42:00Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:07I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:11Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:42:19The internship is mine.
00:42:21Believe me, Mia and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:35If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:38Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:41Oh, my God, it's gorgeous!
00:42:45I'm going to go try this on!
00:42:55You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:57Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:43:00No, you didn't!
00:43:01That's impossible!
00:43:02It doesn't fit!
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:43:05What are you doing?
00:43:07I'm shopping.
00:43:09Do you not remember me?
00:43:10I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:13Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:17But what Mia says goes.
00:43:19So your money's no good here.
00:43:22You know what?
00:43:23You're right.
00:43:25I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:29That's it.
00:43:30You're out.
00:43:31Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:43:34I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:38That's my girlfriend.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:44Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:51Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:54And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:59No way.
00:44:00This is mine.
00:44:01Oh.
00:44:01Are you going to purchase it?
00:44:02No.
00:44:03Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great.
00:44:06Let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:06Jules.
00:44:06What do you think?
00:44:26Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:32Of course.
00:44:36You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:56Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:44:57No.
00:45:06Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:13Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:25Excuse me.
00:45:27I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:32I bet she stole it.
00:45:34I would never.
00:45:34Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:40Whatever, Mia.
00:45:55See?
00:45:55Told ya.
00:45:56I don't know how that got there.
00:46:05Well, she stole it.
00:46:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:18No, it's not.
00:46:20Yes, it is.
00:46:20I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:25But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:29It's a waste of money.
00:46:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:46:34It's worth it.
00:46:34Trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:40Please and thank you.
00:46:41Get that way.
00:46:50Get that way.
00:46:50Get that way.
00:46:51Get that way.
00:46:52Be safe.
00:46:52Okay.
00:46:54There he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:59Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for
00:47:05me.
00:47:05Watch your mouth.
00:47:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:15Okay, dude.
00:47:16Jules was mine first.
00:47:17I dumped her, okay?
00:47:19It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:27All right.
00:47:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:31I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:33By the end of tonight, you hand over to Lehman Internship.
00:47:35And never come back to the summer house.
00:47:37Hmm?
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:38And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:47:42the summer, okay?
00:47:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:45Deal.
00:47:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:03Eat shit.
00:48:04Hey.
00:48:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while I last, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:48:25Hey.
00:48:25Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32Uh, I don't know.
00:48:33Jules.
00:48:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:39The music in here?
00:48:41Because I think it sucks.
00:48:43Jules.
00:48:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:47For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money.
00:48:49I mean it.
00:48:50I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:56Like I care.
00:48:57I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:48:59I'm sorry.
00:49:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun.
00:49:07Here.
00:49:08Put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:12You're crazy.
00:49:19Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:33Follow me.
00:49:39Let the show begin.
00:49:42You think you're hot shit?
00:49:53Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:56Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:49:59Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:06The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:13And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:50:17Woo!
00:50:18Woo!
00:50:48to give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls.
00:50:51Now we're laying on me, anticipate.
00:50:55Do your mind come back.
00:50:57I'm that girl.
00:50:58I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:51:01to give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls.
00:51:04Now we're laying on me, anticipate.
00:51:08Do your mind come back,
00:51:11do this to say and sign the name.
00:51:13Top that.
00:51:29Top that.
00:51:43Top that.
00:51:54Top that.
00:51:58Top that.
00:52:02Top that.
00:52:05Top that.
00:52:09You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:14Show them all.
00:52:39Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Ladykiller special now.
00:52:51Yeah.
00:52:53I got you.
00:52:57Here's a tip.
00:52:59And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:04And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:11Mia!
00:53:13Woo!
00:53:17As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:22I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public for free.
00:53:30Jewels, wait!
00:53:34You look upset.
00:53:39What are you, my therapist?
00:53:41Fuck off!
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:47Jewels, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:55What is that?
00:53:57Oh, you got time?
00:53:58Come on, Jewels.
00:54:00You want to have some fun?
00:54:04No, thanks.
00:54:06Oh, bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu.
00:54:07Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:15Better play along.
00:54:26Bottoms up.
00:54:27Cheers.
00:54:29Cheers.
00:54:31All right.
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:54:35Come on.
00:54:36I'm going to go change.
00:54:41Destiny.
00:54:42What?
00:54:42Have you seen Jewels?
00:54:43I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:46Emmett was with her.
00:54:49That little shit.
00:54:50Don't move.
00:55:03What do you think you're doing?
00:55:06Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:55:08Both know you want this.
00:55:10Be gentle.
00:55:12Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:14Back off.
00:55:16Just relax, baby.
00:55:17Let that e-kick in.
00:55:18You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh.
00:55:22I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:55:24Let go of me.
00:55:26This is just going to take a minute.
00:55:30Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:37Jewels?
00:55:39Jewels, are you in there?
00:55:40Noah, help me.
00:55:45Noah, help me.
00:55:48Emmett, get off of her.
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:59Emmett, she doesn't want you.
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:02She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:05Even if she won't say so.
00:56:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:13I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:18Wait, stop!
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:27You look like shit.
00:56:46Jewels just kicked my ass.
00:56:48All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:50Hey!
00:56:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:59Mia, stop.
00:57:01This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:07Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:09Be so fucking for real.
00:57:10Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:57:12You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:17And you know what?
00:57:20He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:22Tonight.
00:57:23Mia, sit down.
00:57:26Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:57:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:32Let's go.
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:49Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:52Ow!
00:57:54You're hurt.
00:57:55Let me help you.
00:58:08I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:10I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:25I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:27Really.
00:58:28I didn't take them.
00:58:31You didn't take the pills?
00:58:32You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:40It's twice as fun.
00:58:42And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:52What are you trying to give me?
00:58:53Rocky Road.
00:59:01Ow!
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:59:03This is how you repay me?
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole.
00:59:12No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:59:21but whatever.
00:59:22I got to show you something.
00:59:38I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:48It worked.
01:00:08I've wanted you all, Summer.
01:00:10Stop waiting.
01:00:11Mom.
01:00:13I need you.
01:00:15Now.
01:00:18What if somebody sees?
01:00:36Everybody's at the club.
01:00:39I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:40I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:48I'm taking you upstairs.
01:01:18It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:21Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon,
01:01:25and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:29Okay, bye.
01:01:44Hey, sleepy mom.
01:01:46What are you doing up so early?
01:01:49I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:55Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:03It's worse than a fire!
01:02:07Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:17You're fucking with me.
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:22What about me?
01:02:23She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:02:24But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape,
01:02:27and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:30I need to get out of here.
01:02:31I'll hide Jules.
01:02:32I'll hide Jules.
01:02:33I'll distract Mom.
01:02:37Yo, Jason.
01:02:38I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:39Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:48Got it.
01:02:49Get your brother.
01:03:00Now.
01:03:07Mommy!
01:03:08Wait!
01:03:09Noah!
01:03:10Uh...
01:03:15My baby boy!
01:03:16Mom!
01:03:17Hi!
01:03:18Hey!
01:03:19Mom!
01:03:20I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:03:22Mia called and said she needed the family ring...
01:03:26...to propose!
01:03:27Mom!
01:03:32Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:42I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:44Oh.
01:03:46She just left.
01:03:50I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:54What is that slut doing here?
01:03:58You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:04:02Get out of this house.
01:04:03Mom.
01:04:04Noah.
01:04:05A little help?
01:04:06Uh, Mom.
01:04:07Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:14Uh, yes.
01:04:16It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:20Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:24Lisa.
01:04:25My second mommy.
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:31Oh, yes, we do.
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm gonna explain everything to her.
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:44Please?
01:04:55My head hurts.
01:04:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:59Yeah.
01:05:00I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:08She's better.
01:05:09Water.
01:05:10Water.
01:05:11Water.
01:05:12I need water.
01:05:13Jules?
01:05:14What did you give my mom?
01:05:15Aspirin.
01:05:16Aspirin?
01:05:17Woo!
01:05:18It's so hot in here.
01:05:20Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:23Oh, no.
01:05:24Woo!
01:05:25Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:26Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:27I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:28Wow!
01:05:29Oh, that's enough.
01:05:30I gotta talk to you.
01:05:31Let's go.
01:05:32Woo!
01:05:33Woo!
01:05:34Woo!
01:05:35Woo!
01:05:36Woo!
01:05:37Woo!
01:05:38Woo!
01:05:39Woo!
01:05:40Woo!
01:05:41Woo!
01:05:42Woo!
01:05:43Woo!
01:05:44Woo!
01:05:45Woo!
01:05:46Woo!
01:05:47Woo!
01:05:48Woo!
01:05:49Woo!
01:05:50Woo!
01:05:51Woo!
01:05:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way.
01:05:58You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them.
01:06:00She found them.
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:02Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:05She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:10Where did she go?
01:06:21Mom?
01:06:22Get out of the pool.
01:06:23No way!
01:06:24It feels so good.
01:06:25Oh, wait, no.
01:06:26Help!
01:06:27I'm drowning!
01:06:28Mia!
01:06:29Save me!
01:06:30Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:31I'm not going in there.
01:06:32Help!
01:06:33Help!
01:06:34Help!
01:06:35Help!
01:06:36Help!
01:06:37Help!
01:06:38I'm drowning!
01:06:39Mia!
01:06:40Save me!
01:06:41Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:43I'm not going in there.
01:06:45Help!
01:06:46Help!
01:06:47Help!
01:06:48Help!
01:06:49Help!
01:06:50Help!
01:06:51Help!
01:06:52Help!
01:06:53Help!
01:06:54Help!
01:06:55Help!
01:06:56Help!
01:06:57Help!
01:06:58Help!
01:06:59Help!
01:07:00Help!
01:07:01Help!
01:07:02Help!
01:07:03Help!
01:07:04Help!
01:07:05Help!
01:07:06Help!
01:07:07Help!
01:07:08Help!
01:07:09Help!
01:07:10You saved me!
01:07:13Here.
01:07:14I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:28Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:38I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:40Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:46You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:49I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:54No feelings.
01:07:55Remember?
01:07:56I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:07:59I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:00I mean it.
01:08:01I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:02When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:06If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:07So it was really always just about the money?
01:08:08Really?
01:08:09When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:08:10But...
01:08:11No.
01:08:12No.
01:08:13No.
01:08:14No.
01:08:15No.
01:08:16No.
01:08:17No.
01:08:18No.
01:08:19No.
01:08:20No.
01:08:21No.
01:08:22No.
01:08:23No.
01:08:24No.
01:08:25No.
01:08:26No.
01:08:28No.
01:08:29No.
01:08:30No.
01:08:31No.
01:08:32No.
01:08:33No.
01:08:34No.
01:08:35No.
01:08:36No.
01:08:37Just this and how I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:48Come with me.
01:08:53I wanna give you the money.
01:08:54Not as your boss.
01:08:57Not as your boyfriend.
01:08:59I wanna give you everything.
01:09:03I...
01:09:04I...
01:09:05say. Just let me take care of you. And tell me that you love me. I don't think I can say
01:09:22it. Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do. Fine. You can take care of me,
01:09:35okay? And you don't have to tell me that you love me. I know you do.
01:09:45Good morning, everyone. Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay. Oh, I'm just so happy that this little
01:09:52petty bitch didn't kill you. I was just leaving. You're not leaving, Jules. We need to talk
01:09:59about how you ruined my son's life. After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted
01:10:08to tell you to get out of my son's life forever. But after you saved me, all I can say is welcome
01:10:19to the family. You were supposed to give me your family ring. That was before you left
01:10:29me to drown. I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun. Adios. Bye, Mom.
01:10:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up. Good luck with that.
01:10:48I don't need luck. I have a really big brain. There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:02here. What is this?
01:11:14Ew, what died in here?
01:11:17My manhood.
01:11:20Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:22Really?
01:11:23I don't like to read.
01:11:28It's a contract between Jules and Noah. They're faking their entire relationship so he can get
01:11:33that stupid layman internship.
01:11:36That's cheating.
01:11:37Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy. I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:44I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:54I know. I know. But I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship.
01:12:02What up, lovebirds?
01:12:05Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:13Who are you?
01:12:14Well, I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:26Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:12:30Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:12:34I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:38The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:43I have enough friends. Thanks.
01:12:52Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:56Uh, I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,
01:12:59and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:01The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:09And I get bored easy.
01:13:13Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:13:20Interview starts now.
01:13:22Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:24Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:28Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:30That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:33Mm-hmm.
01:13:33That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:42He's a total clown.
01:13:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:49And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:07And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:10And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:14:17Jules, I need this internship.
01:14:19And so do you.
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:28You lied to me.
01:14:29No, I didn't lie to you.
01:14:30I just...
01:14:31I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:34I'm sorry.
01:14:38Everybody!
01:14:40Let's get the party started!
01:14:43I love it!
01:14:46Grab your bag.
01:14:50Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:57I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:14:58There's something special about you.
01:15:02You're so...
01:15:04Beautiful.
01:15:06Thanks.
01:15:07But I'm taken.
01:15:09I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:11Noah,
01:15:12tell me...
01:15:15Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:17That'd be me.
01:15:20You're a lucky man.
01:15:21I know.
01:15:22How long is he going to be here?
01:15:29I'll protect you.
01:15:31Look at here.
01:15:33The happy little couple.
01:15:35Hmm.
01:15:36From full mates to soul mates.
01:15:38Emmett,
01:15:44Noah and I are talking.
01:15:46Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:49Yeah, well,
01:15:49I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:53Yeah,
01:15:53he's finally going to win our bet.
01:15:55What bet?
01:15:59What bet?
01:15:59I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer,
01:16:04I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:07That's not true.
01:16:09Yeah,
01:16:09it is.
01:16:10I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
01:16:12so
01:16:13I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:15You play that,
01:16:15I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:21I don't want to hear it.
01:16:24Yeah.
01:16:24I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:29Hmm?
01:16:30I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:34I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:36I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:40Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:46Chicks, dude.
01:16:48I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:16:49I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:51I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:57You're pathetic.
01:16:59B.
01:17:01Whatever, dude.
01:17:05What were you thinking?
01:17:07That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:10I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:15You're a sexy girl.
01:17:18We could have a lot of fun.
01:17:19I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:21Then make time.
01:17:23There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:25The boys share their toys.
01:17:28And I want to play with you.
01:17:31I don't want to be played with.
01:17:32If you play nice,
01:17:34I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:36The only reason why Noah made his bet
01:17:39was to get this job.
01:17:40Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:17:42I should hear him out.
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:45Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:54In your dreams, Pearl.
01:18:00Mia.
01:18:02You know where Jules is?
01:18:04You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:06Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:18:09Mia.
01:18:09A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:13Get it through your head.
01:18:14I want to be with Jules.
01:18:16Why do you like her so much?
01:18:18I don't like her.
01:18:22I love her.
01:18:25You know,
01:18:26I feel sorry for you
01:18:28for falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:30You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:32Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:18:35Found your girlfriend.
01:18:36If I do what you say,
01:18:50then you'll give Noah this job.
01:18:52Yes.
01:18:53And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:18:55We only interviewed him
01:18:56as a favor to his mom.
01:18:59My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:02Wait.
01:19:03Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:06Damn.
01:19:07You were great.
01:19:09Just one kiss.
01:19:11That's all it takes
01:19:12to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:19:21Don't play hard to get!
01:19:29Get off her.
01:19:29Let me have my fun.
01:19:38Then you can take your turn.
01:19:39If you don't leave her alone,
01:19:40I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:42You wouldn't dare.
01:19:45You little shit!
01:19:47You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:48Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:19:50because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:52than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:54You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:58You want to mess with me?
01:19:59You want to mess with me?
01:20:00Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:20:01and we'll let all the papers know
01:20:03that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:04who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:06You know, I bet your wife
01:20:07would love to hear about this.
01:20:09Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:11Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:12How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:26How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:28It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:30Don't lie to me.
01:20:31I saw you kissing back.
01:20:38I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:40You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:43You were getting money out of the deal,
01:20:45so why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:20:50and you want him right now.
01:20:52Tell him you love him.
01:20:53It matters because it makes it clear
01:20:56that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:06You're fired.
01:21:08Get out of my house.
01:21:10You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:29You never belonged with us,
01:21:31and now it's your turn to go.
01:21:34I played you, and I won.
01:21:39This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:42Oh, honey.
01:21:44This has everything to do with me.
01:21:50I planted the camera in your room,
01:21:53and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
01:21:57and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:06You thought you were better than me,
01:22:08but I always win.
01:22:11All I fucking do is win.
01:22:15A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:32Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:36It's too late.
01:22:37Maybe we can call the bank
01:22:45and figure something out.
01:22:47Someone bought it out from under us
01:22:49just this morning.
01:22:51That's what happens
01:22:52when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:54You lose everything.
01:22:56Oh, God.
01:22:57Karen, can I help you?
01:23:11What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:14My dad cut me off
01:23:15after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:17I guess he paid a lot of money
01:23:19to give me that job, so...
01:23:23Do you need anything?
01:23:23I have a big tip for you.
01:23:35Seriously?
01:23:37Smile more.
01:23:46This money feels dirty.
01:23:48I never want to see this check again.
01:23:53Miss me?
01:24:07Miss me?
01:24:16Get lost.
01:24:17I deserve that.
01:24:18Look, I wrote us up
01:24:22a new contract, all right?
01:24:24And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:31Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33Yeah.
01:24:34This morning, I bought it.
01:24:37You bought my house from under us?
01:24:39Look at the name on the title.
01:24:43Oh, my God.
01:24:46You put it under my name.
01:24:48It's yours, Jules.
01:24:50It's all yours.
01:24:52But...
01:24:53I am only giving it to you
01:24:54under one condition.
01:24:57Another condition?
01:24:59What, do you want me to be
01:25:00your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:02Sleep with your boss?
01:25:03Drug your mom?
01:25:05No.
01:25:07But I would like you to meet me
01:25:08at the summer house
01:25:09tonight.
01:25:10get it at 8 p.m.
01:25:19And I want you to wear this.
01:25:32What are you doing here?
01:25:35Noah told me to come.
01:25:37Really?
01:25:38Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:41Noah's throwing me
01:25:41an engagement party.
01:25:46He's proposing to you?
01:25:48When did you two
01:25:49get back together?
01:25:50Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:52But he invited me here
01:25:54to pop the big question
01:25:54in front of everyone.
01:25:56And even an idiot like you
01:25:57would know that he's proposing.
01:25:58I guess after spending
01:26:01the entire summer
01:26:02being bored to death by you,
01:26:04Noah decided it was time
01:26:05to be with the best.
01:26:08Mia!
01:26:09Jules!
01:26:10I am so happy
01:26:11that both of you were here.
01:26:13Why did you invite me here?
01:26:15To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:17Propose?
01:26:18Who said anything
01:26:19about proposing to you?
01:26:20Oh, please.
01:26:22The big question.
01:26:24Yeah, I do have
01:26:25a big question.
01:26:27Mia, why did you plant
01:26:29that sex tape
01:26:29of Jules and I?
01:26:30Uh, how did you know
01:26:34about that?
01:26:35Well, because I made
01:26:36a huge mistake.
01:26:38And when you were
01:26:38leaving the summer house,
01:26:39I heard you're
01:26:40in Jules' fight.
01:26:41You know, the one
01:26:42where you told her
01:26:42that you planted
01:26:43the sex tape in our room.
01:26:45Okay, fine.
01:26:47Yeah, I planted the camera
01:26:49and I uploaded the video
01:26:50to the internet,
01:26:51but I just wanted
01:26:52to watch your relationship
01:26:53blow up in all your faces.
01:26:55What are you going to do?
01:26:56Arrest me?
01:26:57Actually, that's my job.
01:26:58Mia Matthews,
01:27:00you're under arrest
01:27:01for revenge porn.
01:27:02What?
01:27:03You're not actually
01:27:04doing this, are you?
01:27:05These are not what
01:27:06they're for.
01:27:06Call my dad!
01:27:08Oh, daddy!
01:27:09Bye, Mia.
01:27:13If you invited me here
01:27:14to watch that,
01:27:15I appreciate it.
01:27:18That's not why
01:27:18I invited you here.
01:27:23Everybody!
01:27:26What is he doing?
01:27:28I have invited you all
01:27:32here so I can
01:27:33share my secrets.
01:27:38And here are my secrets.
01:27:41I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:44I do.
01:27:45And I crashed my car
01:27:47on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:27:48and I was so scared
01:27:50I just left it there.
01:27:53And I cannot tell
01:27:54my lefts from my right.
01:27:55Noah, what are you doing?
01:27:56You look like a crazy person.
01:27:58And I have one more secret.
01:28:01Jules, I am stupidly
01:28:03in love with you.
01:28:08And I want to make it
01:28:09official, Jules.
01:28:10Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:13I want everyone to know
01:28:14what you are to me.
01:28:15I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:16I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:17I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:18I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:19I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:20I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:21I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:22I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:23I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:24I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:25I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:26I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:27I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:28I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:29I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:30I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:31I don't know what you are to do.
01:28:32I don't know what you are to do.
01:29:03Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't.
01:29:15I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:29Of course I do.
01:29:31Now, let's party.
01:29:33I'm the best, I ain't got to say much and that's a fact.
01:29:37All I do is rip away, leaving I can't keep track.
01:29:40I just up the scope that made me mad, I up the text.
01:29:43I'm too far going in my bag, I'm never.
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