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00:00and now stand by for adventure three two one in the exciting story of

00:23the wicked web throughout the universe many terrible space hazards in danger travel between

00:38the planets space birds loom dangerously near the orbit of pluto space storms rage outward from

00:46the fiery planet thor and swirling seas of liquid air infest galaxy nine but now colonel bleep has

00:54volunteered to survey these hazards one by one and record their exact position on a space map of

01:02the galaxy at this very moment the flying space laboratory travel land is being prepared to blast

01:10off on this exciting survey mission switch on power circuits roger activate blast off generators

01:21roger set gyro governing dials roger stand by for countdown three two one zero

01:41they're off first stop pluto to chart the position of the drifting space bird belt

01:52ghostly graveyard of spaceships as bleep squeak and scratch near their destination however

02:00they're spotted by the black knight of pluto this wicked villain waits like an evil black shadow

02:10watching each approaching spaceship poised to pounce down like a hungry vulture should a ship

02:17accidentally collide with a giant space bird such helpless crash victims are the black knight's usual

02:26prey this time however he is not content to wait for an accident oh no the spaceship travel lab

02:38is too great a prize to leave to chance quickly he streaks ahead to prepare a deadly ambush

02:46at lightning speed he flits from space bird to space bird spinning a monstrous web of invisible

02:54electromagnetized wire there can be no escape from this ingenious trap now set for the kill the black knight

03:04the black knight like a greedy spider is ready to bounce upon his unsuspecting victims meanwhile in

03:12the lab rocket bleep and his crew are busy at their space survey instruments one by one the deadly space

03:20birds are spotted by the futomic radar scope measured and weighed by the futomic size of scope then

03:30photographed and charted by the futomic plot of scope progress is slow for the colonel must guide

03:38the travel lab with great care through the death traps of the space bird belt on and on they go never

03:47dreaming that even greater danger lies ahead now the black knight blinks with excitement in only seconds bleep's

03:56giant rocket will be his helpless victim closer and closer it comes

04:00but wait what's that mysterious pattern on bleep's radar screen it's an image of the black knight's terrible web

04:11for although invisible to the eye the metallic wire is clearly outlined on bleep's super sensitive radar scope

04:21now the colonel halts the ship and with careful aim sends a powerful bolt of futomic energy surging through the exposed wire

04:31the wicked villain is trapped

04:36and so thanks to the radar scope our friends are saved and the black knight is caught in his own trap

04:56and best of all bleep's space map now shows a perfect travel lane right through the middle of the spaceberg belt