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Druids resurrect the partially mummified remains of Jesus. They force the zombified Christ to commit unspeakable acts as | dG1fTE1lS3dsY2ZOTFk
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00:00The stories about vampires and werewolves and zombies are all mathematically impossible.
00:05If a zombie bites a human, who then turns into a zombie, and that zombie bites another person who
00:11also turns into a zombie and so on and so forth, then the number of zombies would grow exponentially
00:17and very fast, I might add. And quite soon there would be no unaffected humans left,
00:24which would terminate the food source and all would perish.
00:30I never stopped loving you. I died before you came back to me.
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