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00:00I thought you were taking today off.
00:30Well, I'm not due at the registry after four.
00:33Well, don't sound too excited.
00:36You are excited, aren't you?
00:38Yeah, excited.
00:39Good.
00:40Because we are officially tying the knot.
00:43And you're definitely on a promise tonight, and I'm not getting sued now.
00:46Called me old-fashioned, but I'd say that's definitely a cause of celebration.
00:52Yeah.
00:54Yeah, for you maybe, but not for Asha, right?
00:57What do you mean?
00:58Well, she dropped the complaint against a woman.
01:00That's why you're not being sued.
01:02Well, why didn't you say?
01:05Didn't want to spoil your day.
01:06No, it's our day, Dave.
01:09You know, and I reckon that boat has pretty much sailed.
01:12Good morning.
01:22She's bound to go, please.
01:24Anything else?
01:25No, I'm good to talk.
01:27Oh, you don't look good.
01:28Oh, no, you look like death warmed up.
01:29No offence.
01:31None taken.
01:31Oh, thanks for this demon child inside of me.
01:34I've been up half the night talking into the portaling telephone, and I still look better
01:38than you.
01:39All I'm saying is self-care and all that.
01:42Good morning, Spade.
01:44All right, mate.
01:45Not really, Gary.
01:46Sharon has just told me that I resemble one of the walking dead.
01:49Oh, I'm sorry.
01:49No, it's just...
01:50Look, sleep deprivation just does this to my filter system.
01:53What do you mean?
01:54You've got one, have you?
01:54Oh, whatever.
01:55Honestly, you should hear some of the stuff our David has to put up with.
01:58All I'm saying is do not ask me about fashion advice when I'm like this.
02:01I'll bear that in mind.
02:02Oh, Gary, you've, um...
02:06Yeah, man.
02:08I've heard from Theo, have you?
02:09No way.
02:11We had a bit of a ding-dong last night, and he didn't come home.
02:15His mobile's been going to voicemail all morning.
02:17I just want to know he's OK.
02:20Do you want me to bell him for you?
02:21You know, maybe he's screening your calls.
02:24No, I don't want him to think I've got you spying on him.
02:27Sure?
02:28Yeah, I'm sure I'm worrying about nothing.
02:31All right.
02:37Good morning.
02:38Ah, and what a beautiful morning it is.
02:40In fact, it's nearly as beautiful as you are.
02:44Wow, you still love it today, aren't you?
02:46Can you blame her?
02:47Well, it's got two thumbs and is officially off desk duty.
02:50Oh, my goodness.
02:51Oh, that's brilliant news.
02:53I'm really pleased.
02:54See you.
02:55I'm absolutely buzzing.
02:56I mean, talk about pent-up energy.
02:58I'm very envious.
02:59Honestly, if it's mind-numbing, Carla's got me doing it, so...
03:02Why, are you still in the doghouse of that numpty Eli?
03:05No, no, she's just in a really grumpy mood at the moment.
03:09I don't know why.
03:10Ah, I'm sure it'll pass.
03:16Ah.
03:16Ah, sorry.
03:18Yeah, got a crack on.
03:21What are you doing?
03:24I'm, er, messaging Carla Cobborn,
03:27telling her I've got a doctor's appointment,
03:29and I might be a tad late.
03:32I didn't know you'd seen a doctor.
03:34I'm not.
03:34I just thought maybe I could do something about that pent-up energy.
03:37Doctor's appointment, my foot.
03:44Sarah is trying it on, I tell you.
03:46She must think I fell off the back of the turnip truck.
03:51Just to let you know, I've invited Mum over.
03:53She should be here around lunchtime-ish.
03:56Is that OK?
03:58Fine, by me, yeah.
04:00Maybe give us a bit more of a heads-up next time, yeah?
04:03It's a spare-of-the-moment thing.
04:04If it's a problem, I can tell her she's not welcome.
04:07Did we say that?
04:14Sorry, I know this is hard on you.
04:17But it's good for Betsy.
04:19Yeah, but you're not one and the same.
04:21Mm.
04:22You can be honest.
04:26It's just a bit much to wrap my head around that song.
04:30Yeah.
04:33Join the club.
04:34Mm.
04:34But we will get through this.
04:38Because that's how you and me roll.
04:41Mm-hmm.
04:43Come here.
04:44It's you.
04:45Come here.
04:46Mm.
04:48Oh.
04:54I'm, er...
04:55I'm just looking at this paperwork for Mr Root.
04:58According to this, he's, er...
05:0132, not 82.
05:05He didn't die of natural causes.
05:07And he's got black hair, not no hair.
05:12Look, I know this row with Theo's got you into a bit of a tizz, but...
05:15I'll redo it straight away.
05:17I'm sorry, George.
05:18Oh, it's all right.
05:19Hey, er...
05:20He's still on radio silent.
05:25Do you know, he's probably just had a skinful.
05:28He'll be sleeping it off somewhere.
05:29Yeah, well, it's the somewhere that worries me.
05:32What if he's with another bloke?
05:34What, you think he might be playing away?
05:36I don't know.
05:38Look.
05:39Tell me to cook me own fish.
05:43But maybe...
05:45Just maybe...
05:47You're what the young folks are calling catastrophising.
05:52Eh?
05:56You're probably right.
05:57Thanks, George.
05:59You're welcome.
06:00You're welcome.
06:09Well, I'm all for the occasional carpe diem moment,
06:21but for Jenny to just up sticks without even giving notice...
06:25Yeah, well, if you ask me, she's no great loss.
06:28Yes, well, that's as may be.
06:29I mean, I'm already short-handed.
06:31There's only so many hours in the day...
06:34I don't suppose you'd be interested in a little part-time...
06:36Let me stop you there, love.
06:38Having Jenny's romantic leftovers is one thing,
06:41but her old job as well.
06:42In the words of Hall and Oates, no can do.
06:45I understand.
06:46And does that mean you and George are now a thing?
06:48Oh, well, that's for me to know and him to find out, isn't it?
06:52Cheerio, bye.
06:57May your birthday be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows?
07:01That's how civilisations end.
07:03We have to cater for all sorts.
07:05Well, compared to the card that Trace got me last year,
07:07that's practically Chekhov.
07:09Didn't know you could rhyme that many swear words.
07:11Oh, I'm a strass bar.
07:12Are you all right, Jake?
07:13What are you doing in here?
07:14Er, let me guess.
07:15You'd like to apply for the, er, paper person's vacancy?
07:19Er, no.
07:20Well, it's never too early to jump on the old employment ladder.
07:24Thanks, but I've already got myself a few sinus holes.
07:27Oh, then, er, more power to you.
07:30Now, how may I be of assistance?
07:32Some guy found this phone and told me to end it.
07:35Oh.
07:36I see.
07:37Said he was in a rush and I had it on his face.
07:41Most commendable of you both.
07:43I shall endeavour to, er, make sure this gets back to its rightful owner.
07:47Hey, you'd better get a move on.
07:48Yes, sir.
07:49Er, are you sure you don't want to apply for the job?
07:51I pay a £7.55 an hour.
07:53Nah, don't do a marlins.
07:54Yeah, the MOs are very similar.
08:05OK, mate, let me check my notes and I'll get back to you.
08:08Cheers, mate, you're a star.
08:11Constable Haywood, you are a ray of sunshine.
08:13Right, who are you and what have you done with DC Green?
08:16Hey, I'm just trying to share the love.
08:18OK, now you're really scaring me.
08:20Brownie.
08:21Life-changing.
08:22Er, maybe later, listen, I need you to call me.
08:24Come with me.
08:25What for?
08:26Well, before I answer, I want to go and rock off that I hate being the one to kill this whole new vibe.
08:31There's nothing you can do or say that can possibly ruin my mood.
08:35Hmm, I won't bet on it.
08:39I've all done the interview, but you might want to have a chat.
08:49Car theft.
08:50Hiya.
08:54Like I told Constable Haywood, I didn't steal the car.
09:11Well, your boss apparently says otherwise.
09:12Yeah, cos she's a vindictive cow.
09:14Who also owns a vehicle in question.
09:16And in the past, she's always let me borrow it.
09:17I swear, I've even got insurance.
09:19Checks out.
09:20Having insurance isn't the same thing as having permission, Bethany.
09:24When I drove from London, I genuinely didn't even think that Miss Stokes would notice.
09:28She's got, like, five cars.
09:30And all the time she's had me playing chauffeur after one of the liquid strategy meetings.
09:34I just...
09:34Right, let's just say for a moment, Constable Haywood over here,
09:37gives you the benefit of the doubt.
09:38What were you planning on doing with the car after you got to Weatherfield?
09:41Oh, she'd arranged for me to take it back.
09:43A Lexi Dawson.
09:44We used to work together at the magazine.
09:47You can call her, she will tell you everything.
09:49Right, just hang on.
09:50You used to work together.
09:54Er...
09:54Yeah, kind of quit last week.
09:56Probably should have led with that.
09:57Why did you quit?
09:59Is that really important?
10:00You tell us.
10:02Look, I am not some crazed ex-employee with a grudge,
10:05if that's what you're both thinking.
10:06No, but you're an ex-employee who drove your ex-boss's car
10:08halfway across England without permission.
10:10So why did you quit?
10:11It was either that or get fired.
10:18I'd been up for, like, 36 hours working on background for a piece.
10:22I got brain fog and I accidentally sent the wrong email to the wrong person.
10:27So, basically, I outed a confidential source.
10:31Right.
10:32Well, that explains why she's miffed.
10:35I might be a total screw-up, but I'm not a thief.
10:41What do you think he's going to do?
10:43I imagine.
10:44Get your backside out the fire.
10:46Right.
10:47Listen, mate.
10:48What's her number?
10:51Let's just talk.
10:52Forget who's right or wrong.
10:56We're stronger than that.
10:58Anyway, I'm...
10:59I'm here, waiting.
11:01I love you.
11:04I love you.
11:09You OK?
11:12Yeah, just, um...
11:13Talking to a grieving widow.
11:16It can get...
11:17real.
11:19I'm sure.
11:20It's literally an occupational hazard.
11:24Exactly.
11:26Anyway, what can I do for you?
11:27Well, I was hoping you could, uh...
11:30shed some light on this, uh...
11:32young Jake.
11:33Handed it in and I noticed there's a picture of you and Theo.
11:37And it's not yours, I assume?
11:40No, it's Theo's.
11:45I've got a dead body in this thing.
11:47Ha-ha.
11:49Listen.
11:51No worries.
11:52No, I'm in for everything.
11:53I owe you big time.
11:54Well, thank Jess, not me.
11:56She hadn't played ball.
11:57A very different result.
12:00Bethany!
12:01Hey!
12:02Not a word to your mum.
12:03She's had enough stress recently.
12:04I didn't tell you you were coming.
12:05Oh, well, I thought I'd surprise you.
12:07Seeing this one at the station,
12:09thought I'd pick her up.
12:10He's the best.
12:11Well, yes, he has his moments.
12:13Look, I am sorry that I've just rocked up like this
12:16but I didn't have a key for the flat.
12:17Oh, don't be daft.
12:18It's fine.
12:18I was going to work through lunch
12:19but I think this deserves a little bit of a celebration.
12:22Sorry you're not invited.
12:22Ah, I'll live with the disappointment, eh?
12:25I'll speak later.
12:27Right.
12:27Oh, wow.
12:28OK, I see you're still travelling light then.
12:45Right.
12:45Carla's going to join us.
12:46She's just on a call.
12:47Look, I'm not sure this is a good idea, you know.
12:49What happened to us keeping a little profiler?
12:51I'm fine.
12:53Hey.
12:55Hi.
12:56This is Kit.
12:58Uh, hey, I'm, uh...
12:59Lisa's sister, right?
13:01Pleased to meet you.
13:03Yeah.
13:04Uh, thanks for, um...
13:05I think the word you're looking for is colluding.
13:08So what's the plan?
13:10Going out for lunch.
13:11I mean the plan going forward.
13:13The family angle won't stand up to much scrutiny.
13:15We'll think of something.
13:16Yeah, there's a lot of brain power between the pair of us.
13:19Well, you're going to need it.
13:21Anyway, I'll be on my way.
13:27That went better than expected.
13:28Oh.
13:37Wow.
13:39Honey, you look amazing.
13:40Look, never mind that.
13:42OK, what's going on with you and Bernie?
13:43OK, nothing.
13:44Why, what?
13:44She said something?
13:45Nothing.
13:46OK, and that's why I'm worried.
13:47She's never that quiet.
13:48Can we just back up a bit?
13:50Say cheese.
13:53Wow.
13:53Look, Dad.
13:57Is this about Naomi?
14:00Talk to me.
14:01Yes.
14:02Yeah.
14:03Right, what that woman did for her to get off scot-free, yeah.
14:06Look, getting a conviction would have been a nightmare.
14:08Yeah, but Bernie's actually still forced your hand.
14:09OK, it was my decision and mine alone.
14:12Yeah, but she shouldn't have got involved.
14:13Er, you loved that she stuck up for me initially.
14:16Yeah, before I knew the consequences.
14:17What, so I should just let her get sued?
14:19No, of course not.
14:20Right then.
14:21You know, and even if by some miracle, you know, Naomi did get punished, it doesn't change
14:27what happened to me.
14:28Dad.
14:29No, OK, but I can still see the effect this had on you, can't I?
14:32And not to mention your job.
14:34Well, you don't need to worry about that anymore, OK?
14:36Because I've got a shift tonight.
14:38But for real this time.
14:40But why?
14:40I thought you were done with it.
14:43Universe hates a quitter.
14:44Honey, you don't have to prove anything to me.
14:47I know.
14:48OK, nothing.
14:49Ever.
14:50Because I just want you to be happy.
14:52I know, and I want you to be happy.
14:55Now, so as one of your witnesses, OK, I'm ordering you to get your bum into gay.
15:00Come on.
15:02What?
15:04You.
15:07And what would I do without you?
15:10Come on.
15:11No, Dad, don't.
15:11No, Dad.
15:12Just one.
15:13Don't.
15:13Just one.
15:14It's just...
15:15Are we ready?
15:20Wow.
15:22You know, if it's freaking you out, we can go somewhere else.
15:26No.
15:26No, it's fine.
15:27Just a lot of memories.
15:29Oh, well.
15:30At least Daisy's gone.
15:31And things for you were on the up, so...
15:33Yeah.
15:34I can't get over Shona being preggers.
15:37Nah, maybe just one of those couples that love the drama.
15:40You can't build a relationship on drama.
15:42That's just asking for trouble.
15:43Well, whatever the case, Todd's clearly taken with the lad.
15:47I just hope Theo feels the same.
15:50Listen to you here, metrosexual sensitivity.
15:53Right or softer?
15:54Give over.
15:55Seriously, though.
15:57They'll either work it out or they won't.
15:59You can't fix this, Chuck.
16:01At best, all you can do is be there to pick up the pieces.
16:04No, I know.
16:06You know, I was thinking my love life was complicated.
16:08Yeah, but it's just got a whole lot more simple with Jenna gone.
16:11All you need to do now is keep back Christina at arm's length.
16:16What if I don't want to keep her at arm's length?
16:18What if I want to keep my arms firmly wrapped around her?
16:21Well, then you need your head examining.
16:23I can think of ten good reasons why that woman is completely wrong for you.
16:28I'll pass to her very much.
16:29See you later.
16:30Hey, I'm not done with you.
16:31Shut your mouth.
16:32I can't make up my mind.
16:37Well, they both look gorgeous, aren't you?
16:39Well, help us pick one.
16:40No!
16:41Remember the self-empowerment podcast?
16:44Be your own captain.
16:46Gemma, come on.
16:47No, you know the routine.
16:49Close your eyes.
16:51Picture your happy place.
16:54It's on there.
16:55Yeah?
16:55Are you looking up at the stars in the sky?
16:58Hmm.
16:59I'll go for the blue.
17:00Thanks, Gem.
17:02See?
17:04No drama.
17:06That's what relationships are built on.
17:08But David and Shona are happy about it.
17:10Yeah, yeah, they are.
17:11They're really made up.
17:13It's actually really cute.
17:14Which is something that I thought I'd never say about them two.
17:18Anyway, enough about them.
17:20How is the hardest working woman in journalism doing?
17:24Currently unemployed.
17:26Yeah, I quit my job last week.
17:27It was either that or get the push.
17:29But the last time we spoke,
17:30you called yourself, and I quote,
17:32a slay queen.
17:33I mean, admittedly, it was a while ago.
17:35Yeah, I think I may have over-exaggerated the level of queen
17:38and most definitely the slayage.
17:40Ooh.
17:41Well, what happened?
17:42Can we talk about it later?
17:43I just need to depressurise.
17:45Yeah, of course.
17:47Well, at least tell me how long you're visiting for.
17:49Um, well, this isn't really a visit.
17:52I'm kind of back for good.
17:54But don't worry.
17:55I will pay my way as soon as I get a job.
17:58Right, so...
17:59living arrangements?
18:01Well, I thought I'd be staying with you.
18:04Yeah.
18:05No, of course, that's a given.
18:06But I'm thinking long-term,
18:07you'll be wanting your own place.
18:09Yeah, obviously.
18:11Well, here is to a fresh start.
18:15Fresh start.
18:19Mm, that looks amazing.
18:20But don't get any ideas.
18:22Well, you're all set.
18:23Enjoy.
18:24Bye.
18:26What, Sharon is Karen?
18:27Are you sure that's what you want?
18:29Oh, yeah, I'm not really hungry, actually.
18:31Right, in that case, Carla's plate is off-limits.
18:34We always share our food.
18:35Well, Sharon is pushing it.
18:37It's basically the Hunger Games.
18:38Uh, yeah, well, actually,
18:40considering my plate off-limits as well.
18:43Well, we always share.
18:44That's, like, nothing.
18:46Always has been.
18:47Yeah, well, what can I say?
18:50This is my new thing.
18:56So, how long has he been missing for?
18:57Since 7pm yesterday.
18:59Look, I know it's not strictly 24 hours.
19:01No, no, that's a misconception.
19:03Someone's welfare's at risk,
19:04and the sooner we know,
19:05the sooner we can help.
19:05Well, I wouldn't be so worried, but, um...
19:07Well, there's a mobile that got handed in at the cabin earlier.
19:11Have you tried unlocking it?
19:13I don't know the code.
19:14Has he tried calling his phone?
19:15Well, some do not disturb, so I can't tell.
19:18OK.
19:18Well, how did he see him last time you saw him?
19:21Upset.
19:22He'd have an argument.
19:23What about?
19:24Is that important?
19:25Well, it might be.
19:26We'd been out.
19:29He thought that I'd been flirting with this other bloke,
19:31which I hadn't, by the way,
19:32but he didn't believe me.
19:34Did the argument escalate?
19:36Escalate?
19:37Did it get physical?
19:39No.
19:40We just exchanged words, then he left.
19:42At any point, did Phil threaten to harm himself?
19:45No.
19:46Nothing like that.
19:47And did he say where he was going?
19:51About clubbing.
19:53Anything else?
19:54Not to wait up.
19:57OK, well, we'll need some more details,
19:59like Theo's full name.
20:00Do you know what?
20:01Forget it.
20:02I know you think I'm overreacting.
20:03No, if you're worried about him, then...
20:05Honestly, please, forget it, all right?
20:07I'm being stupid.
20:08I'm sorry for wasting your time.
20:09No, you know...
20:11That was lush.
20:15No-one says lush round table.
20:17Sorry, Auntie Kim.
20:19Yeah, don't worry.
20:20No harm done.
20:21How was it?
20:23Yeah, it was really good, thank you.
20:25Lush.
20:25Oh, thank you.
20:26Can I get you any desserts?
20:28Not for me.
20:29I could share one.
20:30Betsy?
20:31Oh, please, Auntie.
20:33Do you know, I'd never have guessed that you two were sisters.
20:35Yeah, we get that a lot.
20:36Right, I'll fetch that menu.
20:37I mean, I'm beginning to think we should have said I'm an old mate from school.
20:42Or girlfriend.
20:44No, the sister story's just fine.
20:46Let's not start second-guessing ourselves.
20:49Yeah.
20:50I mean, it's not like you and Auntie Kim here haven't thought this through, is it?
20:56Maybe we should skip desserts.
21:00So, what exactly is the plan?
21:02Keep your voice down.
21:03Yeah.
21:04Trust me, it's in hand.
21:06Oh, really?
21:07Weirdly, I don't feel very reassured.
21:09Hey, come on, we're working on it.
21:10Are we?
21:11Yeah, so relax.
21:13Becky.
21:15It's hard to feel relaxed when you're being hunted by some gang.
21:21You know what?
21:22You were right.
21:23This wasn't a good idea.
21:24So why did you orchestrate it then?
21:27I don't know what you're talking about.
21:30Lisa just wanted a bit of normality.
21:33Oh, please.
21:33We both know what you want.
21:36And it isn't normality.
21:52Okay.
21:53This is not the time for this, and it certainly isn't the place.
21:56If I've done something to offend you.
21:57I mean, I was like what you've done to offend me.
22:00Sorry.
22:01Here's that menu.
22:04Is everything all right here?
22:06Yeah.
22:08I just had a misunderstanding.
22:09Toya, could you give us a few more minutes, please?
22:12Yeah, sure.
22:13Yeah, just shout when you're ready.
22:14I should go.
22:21At least not go.
22:23Because she only wanted some normality.
22:24No, Betsy, none of this is normal, darling.
22:27None of it.
22:29Okay, and you and you are totally deluded if you think otherwise.
22:33So I'll go.
22:35It's what you wanted, innit?
22:36I'm surprised you didn't arrest me for wasting police time.
22:46I mean, missing persons.
22:47Missing a scrimal, like.
22:49That's not a crime to care.
22:51I suppose.
22:53In my defence, I do think it's weird that Theo's lost his phone.
22:57Yeah, well, I expect he's searching iron low for it now as we speak.
23:00Still doesn't explain why he didn't come home, though.
23:03Yeah, maybe that'll be a blessing.
23:06How do you mean?
23:08Well, look at the state you're in.
23:11Look, we just had a row.
23:12I worry about you, Todd.
23:13Well, don't!
23:16Sorry, George.
23:17Look, I appreciate your concern, but Theo's the best thing that ever happened to me.
23:23Afternoon.
23:25I've got work to do, are you?
23:28Am I interrupting something?
23:29No.
23:30No, come in, you're fine.
23:31Don't worry.
23:33Is he still fratting over there?
23:35Yeah.
23:36And I might have just overdone it with the tough love.
23:39Funny you should mention tough love.
23:42I've made your list.
23:44As promised.
23:45Of all Christina's pros and cons.
23:51Number one.
23:52Oh, do you know what?
23:53I love a good pros and cons list, me.
23:56This?
23:57Gotta read.
24:03So you're excited about it, then?
24:05Yeah, yeah.
24:06Absolutely buzzing.
24:07You know, when I'm not chocking up, that is...
24:08Speaking of which, could you just cover me for a second, please?
24:14Please.
24:21Bethany?
24:21Are you back?
24:24I am indeed.
24:27Are you working here?
24:29Shona's in the loo.
24:31Okay.
24:33So what's this, then?
24:34Just fly and visit, or...?
24:36Not sure yet.
24:39How can I help you?
24:42What would you like?
24:43Oh, erm...
24:46Er, latte.
24:48Please.
24:49Anything else?
24:51Yeah.
24:52Proper catch-up.
24:53Be nice, at some point.
24:55Shoot the breeze, for old time's sake.
24:57Yeah, if you like.
24:58And if I don't like?
25:01Then I'll just say, it's great to see you.
25:04Wish I could say the same.
25:07Oh, false alarm!
25:09Is everything okay?
25:11Yeah, great.
25:13Tell you what, forget that coffee.
25:15Take care of yourself.
25:19Daniel.
25:20Bistro.
25:22Six o'clock.
25:25I'll be there.
25:29Well, that were awkward.
25:30I was going to bump into him sooner or later.
25:33Are you sure you want to sit down with him,
25:34after everything he put you through?
25:36I am all about fresh starts.
25:38Anyway, enough about him.
25:39Are you and David any closer on baby names?
25:41Because if it's a girl,
25:42I was thinking either Gail or Audrey.
25:45Ooh.
25:49Number two.
25:51Talks at you,
25:52not to you.
25:54No, that's a fair point.
25:55I'm working on that.
25:58Number three.
26:00Could start an argument in an empty room.
26:02Yes, also fair point.
26:04I have been known to have the occasional eruptive opinion.
26:08Number four.
26:10Work shy.
26:11When was the last time you did an hard day's graft?
26:14Since a couple of days ago,
26:16when I cleaned this place,
26:17top to bottom.
26:17Yeah, she went like a Trojan.
26:19It won't swallow, don't make a summer.
26:20Look, ladies,
26:22this is getting us nowhere.
26:23Number five.
26:25Would eat herself if chocolate.
26:27Well, you are full of it sometimes.
26:28Oh, yes,
26:29and your modesty and self-deprecation.
26:31Personified, aren't you, lad?
26:32Right.
26:32That is enough.
26:33Give that to me.
26:35This,
26:35it's unhelpful.
26:37But it's all true.
26:39Well, the main thing.
26:40Glenda,
26:41love you better than this.
26:43Is she?
26:44Hey!
26:45I said she had nice hair.
26:46Yeah.
26:48If real,
26:50may I remind you
26:51that I am highly skilled
26:53in Shotokan karate
26:54and jiu-jitsu.
26:56Oh!
26:56And I am skilled
26:58in jog and on.
27:00You might want to go
27:00and get the first aid kit ready, George.
27:02Yeah, you might want to get
27:03the morgue ready and all.
27:04You've got Mrs Root coming in,
27:05remember?
27:06Yeah.
27:06I'll be with you in just a minute.
27:07Right, you two, listen to me.
27:09Listen.
27:11I have got a grieving widow to console.
27:13If you two want to knock
27:14seven bells out of each other,
27:16get outside and do it.
27:18Yeah, I suppose I couldn't wait.
27:20Well, I should be getting back
27:21to the pub anyway.
27:23See ya.
27:24See ya!
27:25Sorry for just dropping by.
27:45It's no problem.
27:46Does, er,
27:47Lisa know you're here?
27:48No.
27:48No, if anybody asks,
27:50just say I'm picking your brain
27:51about some present or something.
27:53Okay.
27:53So I assume this is about
27:54a certain dead wife
27:55arising from the grave.
27:57That's acting just like
27:58she bobbed out for a bite of milk, yeah?
28:00Well, maybe Sister Kim
28:01wants her life back.
28:02Oh, I know she does.
28:03And Betsy.
28:04And Lisa.
28:06Look, it's not just me
28:07being paranoid and jealous,
28:08all right,
28:08she's not even that subtle.
28:09Lisa's no mug.
28:11She's already bought into
28:13the whole hero Becky story.
28:15You're not a believer.
28:15Oh, come on.
28:18It's just too neat and tidy.
28:20Plus, why would she put her...
28:21Why would she put her family at risk?
28:25This gang might still be after her.
28:27Plus, we've only got Becky's
28:29and your boss's word
28:30that that's true.
28:31Right.
28:32Which finally brings us
28:33to the real reason
28:34why you're here.
28:35You can access stuff I can't.
28:37Carla, I've also got
28:38a career of love.
28:39But you might be
28:42on to something.
28:43Do you know more?
28:45No, but there's a
28:46DI Crawley who might,
28:48who also work
28:48with Costello and Becky.
28:54Oh, Maggie,
28:55our registrar,
28:56she's amazing.
28:58She's got a fabulous aura.
29:00She's into her crystals as well.
29:02Is she a friend then?
29:03Um, not exactly.
29:04No, she interviewed her.
29:06She stalked her.
29:07What, it's a sacred thing
29:08that she's doing?
29:10Right, so top up, anyone.
29:12Well, go on then.
29:12Go on, you twisted me arm.
29:14Not for me.
29:15I'm working tonight, remember?
29:16Well, you can have
29:17a few bubbles, surely.
29:18No, I'm good.
29:19I don't mean to pry.
29:21Yeah, she does.
29:23But earlier,
29:24Gemma mentioned
29:25your happy place
29:26and I'm just,
29:26I'm just curious.
29:28You know,
29:29I'm into my mindfulness
29:30and it seems to work
29:31wonders for you, so.
29:33Yeah, go on.
29:34Sure, Chesney.
29:35Well, I'm lying
29:36on a golden sandy beach
29:38next to Gem.
29:39Looking up at the
29:39clear blue sky,
29:40just listening to the waves
29:41crashing in on the shore.
29:43That's so beautiful.
29:44Almost transcendental.
29:46Yeah, and he's got
29:47an ice-cold beer
29:48in his hand,
29:50no kids to be seen,
29:51and I've got all my cater.
29:53Woo-hoo!
29:53Absolutely mint.
29:55Okay, that's too much
29:56information.
29:58You all right, doll?
29:59Yeah.
30:00Why so pensive?
30:02I'm just tired.
30:03That's because being
30:04incredible is exhausting,
30:06as I well know.
30:08No, joking aside,
30:09today won't happen
30:10without you.
30:11Ugh, don't be silly.
30:12No, she's right.
30:13She's right.
30:14Listen, honestly,
30:14you make me see sense,
30:15okay, which, uh,
30:16let's be honest,
30:16isn't the easiest task
30:17in the world, right?
30:18No.
30:19Yeah, I think we are
30:21embarrassing her.
30:22Come here,
30:23favourite stepdaughter.
30:30Evening.
30:30How are we doing?
30:34Great.
30:35Firing an all-cylinders, boss.
30:37That's what I like to hear.
30:40Must feel good
30:41to be back in the game.
30:42Yeah,
30:43I didn't know how much
30:43I missed it.
30:45Well, believe me,
30:46you were also missed.
30:48Riding a desk is no place
30:50for someone like you.
30:53Oh,
30:53I saw Lisa's partner
30:55in here earlier.
30:57You know,
30:57what's her name?
31:00Carla, sir.
31:01Carla Connor.
31:04Everything okay?
31:05Yeah,
31:05she just
31:05wanted my input
31:07and a present
31:08for D.S. Swain.
31:11What did you suggest?
31:14I said I'd think about it.
31:16I see.
31:18So it had nothing to do
31:19with D.I. Crawley.
31:21I only ask
31:22because you tried
31:23ringing him straight
31:24after she left.
31:27Please
31:27don't deny it.
31:29it insults both of us.
31:33How did you find out?
31:35Because he told me.
31:38Look, sir,
31:38I can explain.
31:39I hope so.
31:41For your sake.
31:42So she's told you
31:59everything?
32:00Well,
32:00I wouldn't go that far.
32:02Um,
32:03I just know
32:03that Becky,
32:04Kim,
32:05whatever we're calling her,
32:06wasn't killed
32:07in the line
32:07and now she's made
32:09contact with Lisa.
32:11And that's a problem
32:12for Carla?
32:13Well,
32:13it'd be a problem
32:14for anyone, sir.
32:16Including you?
32:17It's a bit of a turn up.
32:20The understatement
32:21of the century.
32:22So that's why
32:23I contacted D.I. Crawley.
32:25I just wanted to verify
32:26the story,
32:26that's all.
32:28You could have
32:28asked me directly.
32:30I didn't want to
32:31get Lisa in trouble.
32:35Look, sir,
32:36if I overstepped...
32:36Relax.
32:39I'd have done
32:39the same thing
32:40in your shoes.
32:41And I want you to know
32:42I hated keeping you
32:44in the dark.
32:48You were just
32:48trying to protect
32:49Lisa and her family.
32:51True.
32:52But I'm glad
32:53you know now.
32:56Does this mean
32:57you're going to
32:57bench me again, sir?
33:00Bench you?
33:02No.
33:03Quite the opposite.
33:05You're ready
33:06for a promotion
33:07and I can help
33:08make that happen.
33:12I wouldn't want
33:13preferential treatment, sir.
33:16You mean like you gave
33:17your girlfriend's daughter
33:18earlier?
33:19How did you make
33:22her ex-boss
33:22drop the complaint?
33:26I appealed
33:26to a better nature.
33:28Using just
33:29the right amount
33:30of pressure.
33:31Am I right?
33:35Thought so.
33:40Think about
33:40what I said.
33:43You've got it in you
33:43to make a great
33:44detective,
33:45gay.
33:45Do you think
33:52sticky toffee
33:53pudding was a good
33:54choice?
33:55Hmm, yeah.
33:57It's there.
33:58Hey, I was
34:00wondering where
34:00you got to.
34:01You left your coat
34:01at the bistro.
34:02Oh.
34:03Yeah, I just
34:05need to clear
34:06me head, you know.
34:08Sorry about
34:09earlier.
34:10It's OK.
34:10How are you doing it?
34:11It's kind of
34:11freaky.
34:12Mm-hmm.
34:13Yeah.
34:14For all of us.
34:16We've got your
34:16pudding.
34:17It's in the fridge.
34:29So, uh,
34:30today was
34:31a town strange.
34:34Try Twilight Zone.
34:35Do you want to
34:36talk about it?
34:40Yes, please.
34:41Hey.
34:44Hey.
34:46Got you a glass
34:47of your favourite.
34:50Thanks for agreeing
34:51to see me.
34:52So, how are you...
34:52Let me just stop
34:53you right there.
34:55The answer
34:55is a big
34:56fact
34:57no.
34:58Answer to what?
34:59Actually,
34:59let me rephrase that.
35:00I don't care how sad
35:02or lonely
35:03or heartbroken
35:04you are.
35:04I wouldn't go
35:05near you again
35:05if you were
35:06the last man
35:06on Earth.
35:07In fact,
35:08I would rather
35:09turn celibate
35:09and live in a monastery
35:10in the North Pole.
35:11I think there might
35:12be some sort of confusion.
35:13Oh, there's been
35:14no confusion.
35:15And the fact that
35:16you would even
35:16entertain the idea
35:17after what you
35:18and Daisy did.
35:19You need your
35:19head checking.
35:23OK.
35:25Is that all
35:25you've got to say?
35:27That, and
35:28I couldn't agree
35:29with you more.
35:32We're not good
35:32for each other,
35:33Bethany.
35:34I doubt that
35:34we ever were.
35:36And OK,
35:38I might be a bit
35:38lonely
35:40and heartbroken,
35:41but I'm also
35:42a lot wiser now.
35:43So as for me
35:43and you getting
35:44back together,
35:44never mind
35:45getting my head
35:45checked,
35:46I'll be asking
35:46for a full
35:47lobotomy.
35:49I don't have
35:49an agenda here.
35:51No expectations.
35:53I don't want
35:53anything
35:54other
35:56than to say
35:58I'm really
36:01sorry.
36:05OK.
36:06And I am
36:07really sorry
36:08too.
36:09I might have
36:09misjudged that
36:10situation slightly.
36:12Can we
36:12rewind, please?
36:14I think we
36:15should.
36:18So,
36:19how are you?
36:21I mean,
36:25if I'm
36:27honest,
36:27I didn't
36:27actually know
36:28your sister
36:29disliked me
36:30that much.
36:30No,
36:31she doesn't.
36:32Deep down,
36:33she's just
36:34worried about
36:34me getting
36:35hurt again.
36:36Why would
36:37you get
36:37hurt?
36:39Because she
36:40knows that
36:40I'm absolutely
36:41crackers about
36:41you.
36:44Really?
36:45Yeah.
36:46I think you
36:47should let me
36:47take you out.
36:48Oh,
36:48do you now?
36:49Yeah,
36:49absolutely.
36:52Want to
36:52know why?
36:53I'm all
36:54ears,
36:54kid.
36:56Todd's
36:57fella didn't
36:57come home
36:58last night.
36:59Been like a
37:00basket case
37:01all day.
37:01Yeah,
37:02he did
37:02mention that,
37:03yeah.
37:04Lad's in
37:04love.
37:06He feels
37:06like his
37:07whole world's
37:07falling apart.
37:09I'm kind
37:10of hoping
37:11there's a
37:11point to
37:11this slightly
37:12depressing
37:12story.
37:13Yes,
37:13yes,
37:13no,
37:14there is
37:14a point.
37:15The point
37:16is,
37:17despite what
37:18Todd's going
37:18through,
37:19he hasn't
37:20put me
37:21off.
37:22Put you
37:23off?
37:24Starting a new
37:24relationship.
37:26Well,
37:26I suppose what
37:27I'm trying to
37:27say is,
37:28I'm ready to
37:29get back on
37:29the horse.
37:30Oh,
37:31well,
37:31do you know
37:32what,
37:32as much as I
37:32appreciate your
37:33candor,
37:34it was only
37:35yesterday that
37:36that particular
37:36horse was
37:37called,
37:37um,
37:38Ginny.
37:39Oh,
37:39come on.
37:40I told
37:41you that
37:41was a
37:41mistake.
37:43And now
37:43I've seen
37:44the light.
37:45Just you,
37:46hold your
37:46horses,
37:47cowboy.
37:48You're
37:49going to
37:49have to
37:49do a
37:49lot of
37:50heavy duty
37:51wooing to
37:52win over
37:52this little
37:53filly.
37:55Are you
37:55up for
37:56that,
37:56love?
37:58Yes,
37:58siree,
37:58ma'am.
37:59Yee-haw!
38:02Getting
38:03on.
38:03It just
38:05felt like
38:06Becky was
38:06trying to
38:06sideline me.
38:08Yeah.
38:10Yeah,
38:10she was
38:10definitely
38:11trying to
38:11push a
38:12button,
38:12so that's
38:12for sure.
38:13And you
38:13know what
38:14makes it
38:14worse?
38:16Is that
38:17I'm alienating
38:19Roy to
38:20keep her
38:20secret.
38:22And that
38:22breaks my
38:23heart.
38:25Could have
38:26handled it
38:26better.
38:27I don't know,
38:28Carla.
38:29All things
38:29considered,
38:30I think you
38:30were pretty
38:31restrained.
38:33You don't
38:35think you
38:35were being
38:35sideline
38:36by me,
38:36do you?
38:38No.
38:41No.
38:42You were
38:43great.
38:45I knew
38:46what was
38:46frustrating
38:47is that
38:48you know
38:48I actually
38:49do like
38:49sharing.
38:51But not
38:52me,
38:52right?
38:54No.
38:56Not a
38:56chance.
38:57I'm joking.
38:59No,
38:59it's just
39:00that we
39:00were our
39:01own little
39:02team before,
39:02weren't we?
39:04Hey,
39:04we still
39:05are.
39:06You know,
39:07right now,
39:08I need you
39:08on my side
39:09more than
39:09ever.
39:11Look,
39:11I'm not
39:12going anywhere.
39:14I sense
39:14a book,
39:15I mean,
39:16yes,
39:16but I
39:19have to
39:19stand by
39:20what I
39:20said.
39:22You and
39:22her need
39:23to come up
39:24with a
39:24better plan
39:25than this.
39:28I promise
39:29to come up
39:29with one.
39:30one.
39:40Let's go.
40:10Let's go.
40:40So, how'd it go today?
40:52Yeah. Yeah, it was really lovely.
40:55Everything okay with you and your dad?
40:57Better than ever.
40:58Really?
41:00Yeah, no. But I'm glad you told them the truth.
41:03You're not just saying that?
41:04No. Well, it was the kick up the backside that I needed.
41:07I'm just happy that I've got my partner back.
41:10Hi, Sienna. Do you mind if I have a word for a sec?
41:12Sorry, one sec.
41:13Hiya.
41:31Yo.
41:32Handed in that form.
41:33Right, you told me.
41:34Yeah, I know, yeah. Good work, lad.
41:35And I didn't say anything about you?
41:38Oh, good. No, I could trust you.
41:40It's what you're paying me for.
41:41Well, it was money well spent.
41:43So? Did your boyfriend find it funny?
41:45Yeah. Yeah, he, um, found it hilarious.
41:48All right, mate, let us.
41:49Let us.
41:49Moving to a monastery in the North Pole.
41:54Wow.
41:55Yeah, you tell him how you really think.
41:56Talk about not reading the room.
41:58Aw.
41:59Well, it sounds like he took it on the chin.
42:00Yeah.
42:01Yeah, he was really good about it, to be fair.
42:04Mum, I would have paid money to be there, honestly.
42:06The look on his face would have been a bit...
42:07Mum.
42:09Are you sure you're OK with me staying here?
42:12Yes.
42:13Of course I am.
42:14Your home's my home.
42:15Why would you even ask that question?
42:16It's just when you were going on about me getting my own place and stuff.
42:20Oh, no, that was...
42:21I don't know, maybe he thought you might have, like, outgrown us and, you know,
42:26big city living and just wanted to be a little Miss Independent.
42:30Mum, I am homeless, jobless, my reputation is shot to pieces
42:35and I've got about £208 to my name.
42:37I couldn't be less independent if I tried.
42:39Oh, well, I wouldn't have it any other way.
42:43Oh.
42:44Oh.
42:46Burning the midnight oil.
42:49I'm just leaving now.
42:50Good.
42:51Work-life balance is important.
42:54Well, I won't keep you.
42:56Oh.
43:00Regarding our char earlier,
43:02I want you to really think about it.
43:05That's all I've been thinking about, sir.
43:08And?
43:09Don't keep me in suspense now.
43:11I'm ready to take the next step.
43:14With everything that entails.
43:15I'm all in, boss.
43:17I just want to be the best detective I can be.
43:21Then I'd like to help you realise that ambition.
43:24I appreciate that.
43:26I know you do.
43:28So, we have an understanding.
43:32Absolutely.
43:33It's mashing.
43:34Leave it with me to weave some of our magic.
43:39Good night.
43:41Soon-to-be detective sergeant.
43:43I'll see you next time.
43:45Bye-bye.
43:46Bye-bye.
43:46Bye-bye.
43:47Bye-bye.
43:47Bye-bye.
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