Mum Spit by Peter Allen written by Alan Burke)

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This is an amusing 70's style pop song I wrote, about the famous mum spit. Yes you remember that when you were a kid. Sauce or ice cream around your mouth, grazed knee etc.  #70's pop #fun #hilarious

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00:00She

00:10She'd wash my neck and behind the ears I said, Mom, I'll never live this down

00:16All the kids at school will laugh at me I'll be the laughing stock in town

00:23But then I grew up and I realized Hey, Mom, it's great for my tool kit

00:31I diluted it down to go further Your industrial strength, Mom's spit

00:39It cleans the car with just one wipe Cleans the walls and windows too

00:47Mom's spit Unblocks the sink and all the drains

00:51Mom's spit And it disinfects the loo

00:55Industrial strength, Mom's spit It kills the weeds on the path outside

01:01Mom's spit As well as other household tasks

01:05Mom's spit So I made it into a bottle of spray

01:08Mom's spit And now it even cleans the bar

01:12Industrial strength, Mom's spit

01:17I wondered if I could market this And sell it in all the shops

01:31The executives were all impressed And bought the whole friggin' lot

01:38Now it's in the adverts you see on TV And used in hospitals to kill all germs

01:46It's a hundred percent effective But wear gloves or it might burn

01:54It cleans the car with just one wipe

01:58Mom's spit

01:59Cleans the walls and windows too

02:02Mom's spit

02:03Unblocks the sink and all the drains

02:06Mom's spit

02:07And it disinfects the loo

02:10Industrial strength, Mom's spit

02:13It kills the weeds on the path outside

02:16Mom's spit

02:17As well as other household tasks

02:20Mom's spit

02:20So I made it into a bottle of spray

02:23Mom's spit

02:24And now it even cleans the bar

02:27Industrial strength, Mom's spit

02:30Mom's spit

02:31I didn't die

02:34Mom's spit

02:36latter

02:38Enough

02:40Embron

02:54I need it Left

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