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🎭 Kapil Sharma Show
The Kapil Sharma Show is India’s most loved comedy stage where laughter meets entertainment. 🌟 Hosted by the one and only Kapil Sharma, this show brings together jokes, skits, celebrity fun, and unlimited masti that guarantees smiles on every face. πŸ˜„

Every episode feels like a festival of happiness β€” with witty punches, desi humor, and the funniest characters played by Kapil’s talented team. From Bollywood celebrities ⭐ to sports legends and everyday heroes, every guest is welcomed with laughter and warmth. The highlight of the show is how Kapil connects with his audience β€” his quick wit, desi andaaz, and relatable jokes make him the true β€œKing of Comedy.” πŸŽ€πŸ˜‚

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00:00FUNIRA
00:14Hello, hello, hello
00:17Hi everyone, welcome to the public...
00:21I am so much surprised
00:23I am the number one singer, so do you say something I have heard
00:27He is happy now, very happy.
00:38Riyaz, you look like Riyaz.
00:41Check, check.
00:43Hello.
00:45First time in our show, an electronic singer came to us.
00:48Look at how many fingers, how many instruments are.
00:52You have to perform with your fingers, so you don't have to go out with your fingers.
00:58This time, I was shocked, my hair was red.
01:03What is that?
01:05I've also been here.
01:09Come on, come on.
01:11Come on, come on.
01:12Now go to your office.
01:14What is that?
01:17Don't worry.
01:19Come on, come on.
01:21We've done our work.
01:22We've done our songs.
01:23We've done our songs.
01:24Now make our own songs.
01:26There was a little bit of a little bit.
01:30But what happened?
01:31Do you remember anyone?
01:33Huh?
01:34Shana, Shana, Goddell lyrics.
01:36The little bit of a heart is my heart.
01:38The little bit of a mood is good.
01:41The little bit of a mood is good.
01:43I'm happy to meet everyone.
01:44I'm happy to meet everyone.
01:46Yes, yes, yes.
01:47I'm happy to meet everyone.
01:48Look, look, look.
01:49Look, look.
01:50Let me show you that again.
01:55What I love is that you keep your lyrics so well.
02:00Amazing, Shana.
02:01One time, actually, Javid was in front of me and it was like this.
02:04Yes.
02:05And he was singing his songs.
02:06Yes.
02:07Then he said,
02:08Look, if you're Bengali, you have a license.
02:10You don't have anything.
02:11Yes.
02:12You're a doctor.
02:13Yes.
02:14Yes.
02:15Yes.
02:16Sir, my question is,
02:17That you were the three of us,
02:18that you were singing back,
02:20but I had to say,
02:21I was a doctor.
02:22You're a doctor.
02:23Yes, I'm a doctor.
02:24I am a doctor.
02:25Dr. Amir is an Amir.
02:26I tried to get a job,
02:28because I was married to him.
02:30So I had to get a job.
02:31That's so good.
02:32Why should I marry a job?
02:34No.
02:35The concept is wrong.
02:37So, my friend told me to take care of me,
02:38but I took care of me for three minutes.
02:39I didn't understand what the sales job was like.
02:41I thought I was in a shop or in a office.
02:44I said, would you need this?
02:45No, that's nothing.
02:46I said, look, how did they sell?
02:49My friend's friend took care of me because of selling.
02:51Kapil, I haven't worked for anyone.
02:53Never.
02:54Okay.
02:54The day I passed out,
02:55I had a clinic.
02:57I had a clinic, my father's clinic.
02:59And I sat in the clinic because it was very unfortunate.
03:02I lost my father.
03:03My life plan was very different.
03:05I realized that I would go to America and go there and study.
03:10But, you know, he passed away over there.
03:12And I thought that this legacy should go on.
03:15So, that day, I joined the clinic.
03:16I became a doctor at my papa's clinic.
03:18How sweet is that?
03:21You were also very small when you started singing.
03:25Now we are very small.
03:27I was singing in the background.
03:28I was 4 years old when my first album was released.
03:32Oh.
03:33Yes, it was a Bengali nursery rhyme album.
03:35Oh, yeah.
03:35My father was a composer.
03:37Yes.
03:37So, when a child got here, I said,
03:39I would like to take this one.
03:40And I don't care about it.
03:41No change of singing.
03:42A-te apple kha, b-te bat ball niye, chalo khayli
03:48A-te apple kha ke, b-te bat ball lekar, chalo khaylte hain
03:52That's why he said that he did a lot of jingles
03:54So I thought that singing, if I don't know when it will come
03:59So I should do something, I should do something, I should do something
04:01Because I should buy money in my house
04:02So then there are so many, I mean, a long list of odd jobs
04:07To work in the boutique, to get tuition
04:09Then Cable TV was new, imagine we were the people
04:13You're not going to go to the table
04:15Yes, Cable TV points
04:16What a lot of money you've got
04:18That's all, that's all, that's all
04:21Then there was a DTP, so we used to do
04:24So what we did in Page Planners was doing, we used to build bio data
04:27We used to go abroad and we used to build bio data
04:30And we used to do all these things
04:32My company was called Page Planners
04:34And I was the proprietor of that company
04:36And I was also the Pune
04:38Excitedly for me
04:40What a lot of money
04:41It was very, very, very hard
04:44Actually, we all see that we are entertaining
04:46Croods people
04:47People don't know more about what the struggle is
04:50Like our Archana
04:52Why are you laughing at the people?
04:55They also know what you're going to say
04:58No, but we are very hard
04:59Sir, he gave his hands
05:01Don't do that
05:04Don't do that
05:06When the Jalwa film came
05:07Oh
05:08Look, look
05:10You have no idea
05:12This is Jalwa
05:14We were all grooving on you
05:15We were like
05:16Totally
05:16Come on
05:17We are still grooving on you
05:18Now we are also grooving on you
05:19But when you came in that white dress
05:22At the beach
05:23It was blue
05:24By the way
05:24No, I didn't
05:25No, I didn't
05:26Look at my eyes
05:27Look at me
05:28Look at me
05:30Look at me
05:32Listen
05:33I have watched the film
05:34Whatever comes
05:35He says
05:35Jalwa
05:36He came to Sukhvinder
05:37He was saying
05:38He said
05:39He said
05:40Jalwa came
05:40Your Jalwa is dead
05:42Someone gave me a photo on Twitter
05:44Your Mursiid
05:44That was probably the same film
05:47But Archana
05:47How did you come here?
05:48Look at me
05:49Look at me
05:50I will never forget your dance
05:53Oh, how sweet
05:54You know
05:54When he was doing this step
05:58He did it
06:00He went to Naseer's head
06:01I will tell you
06:03I will tell you
06:04Naseer's head was very funny
06:07After that
06:07He was serious
06:09After that
06:09He was serious
06:10I will tell you
06:12He went to Naseer's head
06:13He went to Naseer's head
06:15Naseer's head
06:16Naseer's head
06:18Now guys, your sister made a new version of Roop Tera Mastana
06:21It was very fun to hear
06:23Yes, of course
06:24My first album was Naujwaan
06:25His name was
06:26Where my name is Shantanu
06:28Yes
06:28It was Shantanu
06:29Tanu cut
06:30But
06:32He married Manu
06:39What about your question?
06:41The question about Pala Sir is that
06:42When he performs live
06:45He gives his shirt
06:47He doesn't just show his body
06:49He gives his audience
06:50He gives his audience
06:50Look, I have taken a new version of Roop Tera Mastana
06:52Is it true, sir?
06:57So, now
06:58I will tell you two things
07:00First, I wear new version of Roop Tera Mastana
07:02It's a superposition
07:03It's a superposition
07:03It's a superposition
07:04It's a superposition
07:04But I'm so impressed
07:05I'm so impressed that
07:06In a new version of Roop Tera Mastana
07:07I have a new version of Roop Tera Mastana
07:09I wear leather jackets in every show
07:11I wear leather jackets in every show
07:13It's impressed
07:13It will be a new version of Roop Tera Mastana
07:15That's what I wear
07:17That's what I wear
07:18That's what I wear
07:19That's what I wear
07:20I have a lot of friends of Roop Tera Mastana
07:21I have a lot of friends of Roop Tera Mastana
07:23So, he's a guitar player
07:25Bilal, he's a very funny guy
07:27So, I'll tell you
07:28I'll tell you
07:29I'll tell you
07:30Listen, listen, listen
07:31I'm like, what's going on?
07:32He said, you're looking at Roop Tera Mastana
07:33I said, why is Roop Tera Mastana
07:35He said, you've kept his life
07:37I'm looking at it
07:38I'm looking at it
07:43Why is this a feeling about you
07:45That you forget about your birthday
07:47And you forget about your anniversary
07:49You've made a place
07:51You've made a place
07:52You've made a place
07:53So, you've made a place
07:54So, you've made a place
07:55Do you forget?
07:56I've never forgotten
07:57I've never forgotten
07:58Who's that?
07:59Who's that?
08:00Who's that?
08:01Who's that?
08:02Who's that?
08:03You can't sit in front of me
08:04You can sit in front of me
08:05Look at me
08:06Look at me
08:07Jyoti, they are all lying
08:09I wanted to say
08:10I said on the mic
08:11With me, the two people sitting
08:13I've never seen dedicated husbands
08:15Jyoti and Radhika
08:17Radhika is very lucky
08:19He's very lucky
08:20He's very lucky
08:21What's that?
08:22What's that?
08:23What's that?
08:24I'm a dedicated husband
08:25Who's that?
08:26Who's that?
08:27He's dedicated
08:29Who's that?
08:30Who's that?
08:31Who's that?
08:32Who's that?
08:33Who's that?
08:34When will I do it?
08:35When I do it,
08:36I'll do it
08:37I'll do it
08:38I'll do it
08:39I'll do it
08:40Sean, I've got a question
08:41Sean, I've got a question
08:42That's the question
08:43What you do
08:45How did you do this?
08:46How did you do this?
08:47You've got a song
08:48No
08:49No
08:50Because I was singing for the first time
08:51I was singing for Aamir Khan
08:52And when I was thinking of Aamir Khan
08:54Then Uda Ji's voice
08:56Chahan Sifarish
08:58Jakarta
08:59Hamari
09:00Really?
09:01I don't know
09:02For three hours
09:03I mean
09:04He's always saying
09:05What are you doing?
09:06I'm saying that it's not original
09:07Why are you going to sing it?
09:08You sing it in your style
09:09But then I'm seeing that
09:11We all know that
09:12I'm seeing a visual
09:13So Aamir Khan is standing in front
09:15Chahan Sifarish
09:16That's the only thing
09:17That's the only thing
09:18Oh my god
09:19Then Uda Ji
09:20And then Uda Ji
09:21And then Uda Ji
09:22And then Uda Ji
09:23And then Uda Ji
09:24And then Uda Ji
09:25And then Uda Ji
09:26My daughter is very good
09:27You're listening to your song
09:28Now that's the song
09:29You're singing for 2 years
09:30But
09:31And Uda Ji
09:32And Uda Ji
09:33We all are playing
09:34Okay
09:36One question, Palaas sir
09:37This is the question
09:38You have to give your patients
09:40With the evidence
09:41Music therapy
09:42They send their CD
09:48I'm a very serious doctor
09:50And I
09:51If you look at me in the clinic
09:53There's a story
09:54You know
09:55Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
09:57I'm such a good one
09:58When I'm doing a doctor
10:00I'm a very different person
10:01And when I start at stage
10:02My personality is different
10:04So
10:05I think
10:07This is actual music therapy
10:09And I know
10:10Whether they're KK
10:11Or Chai Shan
10:12Or Kapil
10:13Or you
10:14As many people entertain
10:15They're all doctors
10:16Because they're actually
10:17The pain of the pain
10:19Yeah, thank you
10:20Thank you
10:21Thank you
10:22You're doing so good
10:23You're doing so good
10:24I don't want to ask such things
10:25I don't want to ask such things
10:26I don't want to ask you
10:27Seriously
10:28I'm a bully
10:29I'm going to go
10:30Think
10:31Now a patient has come
10:32And he has suffered
10:33And he has seen
10:34Palaas sir
10:35And he came from his mouth
10:36And he said
10:38That was great
10:39To the patient
10:40One last thought
10:41That you're a doctor
10:42And a singer
10:43The thought
10:44That when shows are not happening
10:46Your members of the band
10:48You're making them
10:49And take the hospital
10:50Oh
10:53Actually
10:54Whatever you said
10:55The doctor
10:56The compounders
10:57And some nurses
10:58The whole hospital
10:59is open
11:00Thank you so much.
11:02Thank you so much.
11:03And all the members are...
11:04But, Kupaf!
11:06I mean, that's why people don't come to your band,
11:09because if they're medical, free...
11:13Not only the band, you know,
11:15there's no relationship between Bollywood,
11:17but the people who know me, like Pritam.
11:19When Pritam started in the show,
11:21they called me.
11:22And what would I do in Bollywood?
11:24Like Pritam said,
11:26you go wherever you go,
11:28and they're going to drink warm water,
11:30so I'm going to sing a song,
11:31and they're late.
11:32Hey, I'm here!
11:35Look, sir,
11:36you've got more songs from me,
11:38with Pritamda?
11:39Yes, very good.
11:40So, your friends are special?
11:41Or you have a special video?
11:56You have a special video?
11:58I love you!
11:59I love you!
12:00I love you!
12:01I love you!
12:02I love you!
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