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00:00:00Another year already
00:00:28How you hoped that it would come
00:00:30All the days and weeks unfolding
00:00:33As we buttoned up our coats
00:00:35And had it
00:00:36Oh, what's a home?
00:00:38Another place you never come
00:00:41Another space nobody knows
00:00:43The things you do when you're alone
00:00:46And I'm alone and you're alone again this year
00:00:50I'm alone and you're alone again this year
00:00:58Still left to say
00:00:59I've got phrases
00:01:01I've got phrases
00:01:02There are beads
00:01:03Still left to say
00:01:04I've got phrases
00:01:06I've got phrases anyway
00:01:08Do you miss me when I'm not around?
00:01:21Cause you don't see me when I'm here
00:01:23I'm like a ghost of myself already
00:01:25If I could, I would disappear
00:01:28But I'm still here
00:01:29And you're still here
00:01:30Well, I'm still here
00:01:32Is there a lot of things still left to say?
00:01:36I've got phrases
00:01:37I've got phrases
00:01:38There are beads still left to say?
00:01:41I've got phrases
00:01:42I've got phrases you're afraid
00:01:45Where are you afraid of?
00:01:52Anyway
00:01:52Art is supposed to be subjective
00:02:10but king pun's art is subjectively good while mine is objectively struggling and at the worst
00:02:18time possible right now i need to be on my a game to get into the cal arts summer program
00:02:23aka my dream school through your medium of choice show us your happiest moment
00:02:29are you fucking kidding me what a vague bullshit prompt a vague bullshit prompt that will determine
00:02:35if i have a shot in hell at getting into one of the most competitive schools in the country
00:02:39which will determine if i have a future in art at all no pressure though so how do i answer this
00:02:45impossible question huh what if my happiest moment was when i came out to my mom okay now turn it to
00:02:53the right also i think i'm gay actually i know i am ew barbara from next door is gay oh okay sorry my
00:03:02first instinct was to name other gay people we know honey i'm so happy for you she's always been
00:03:08supportive page come on no edibles before school we've talked about this dylan's almost here you're
00:03:14gonna be late what if i just skipped the rest of junior year and went right to cal arts well you
00:03:18could but then you wouldn't get a lot of cool free swag from me i'm already scared i can't wait look
00:03:26glow-in-the-dark dental dams they make your post kind of glow it's so pretty it's just a soft glow
00:03:32mom when i was a teenager we used to use glow-in-the-dark condoms it really added a touch of whimsy to an
00:03:37otherwise fraught situation we don't use those we finally oh my gosh page is it colleen from next
00:03:46door because she's so tall i like that statuesque it's not anybody because we the queer community
00:03:53we don't use those so just vibrators isn't that a little limiting probably okay i'm gonna put them
00:04:01here because i feel like you're gonna change your mind but if not let me know because i have the receipt
00:04:05okay maybe she's a little too supportive and that would be my best friend dylan he's kind of like
00:04:12my platonic soulmate
00:04:14i've always been able to share anything with him
00:04:17actually maybe that was my happiest moment so i like girls me too i still share everything with
00:04:28him even a spotify account you know spotify informe you live in the phoebe bridges for eight hours straight
00:04:34which is concerning because she only has two albums are you okay sad lesbian music is an integral part of
00:04:41my identity so i'm assuming that the application is not going well just can't figure out what to send in
00:04:47i know that colleges love a good coming out story please don't do that you'd be like the billion gay
00:04:52person how about you draw my presidential portrait it's a cute idea dylan it's good isn't it your
00:04:59political ambitions they aren't my happiest moment you know what i mean you think that your crush on
00:05:05gabriella campos is cal art worthy what unrequited love is the source of a lot of great art and there's
00:05:12nothing more unrequited than my crush on gabriella campos
00:05:16that's not gabby that's her sister aj
00:05:20all right kids time for this week's take home project find a partner
00:05:28want to be my partner that is gabby sure now i want to see you share responsibilities
00:05:34like real parents would what should we name it how about lentil lentil the egg
00:05:42so dumb i love it hi lentil your moms love you very much
00:05:50she's kind of the first girl who made me feel like life could be as good as art
00:05:56you know
00:05:57no i'm not gonna let you spend all of high school pining over some girl who doesn't give you the
00:06:06time of day you know i don't like to serve my power as class president but i'm going to have to if
00:06:10this keeps up stacy is going to win also you do know that as class president you don't have any
00:06:16actual power right that is a sad way to look at democracy
00:06:18holy shit you like save water shower together that looks so hot damn stacy's also really hot
00:06:42great job with these by the way thank you though i do feel like you spent a little bit more time
00:06:46in stacy's nope i told you guys i'm switzerland oh shit they are also a little bit wet thanks for
00:06:55telling me that after i pick it up and yeah i'll just close the okay no
00:06:59anyway as i was saying as your future class president i think it's time for you to move on
00:07:04from gabriella it's too predictable to go for the most popular girl in school great right on cue
00:07:10all of them i want it all give me all of that all of them gimme gimme gimme all of them all of them
00:07:15i want it all give me all of that all of them gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme all of them
00:07:18she in slow motion again yeah music playing in the background
00:07:21funny feeling down there naturally you are a lost cause
00:07:24hei que joder
00:07:25heads up
00:07:28bye there yeah let's go
00:07:32shut the hell up starting the week strong with the new king pump mural
00:07:40you know everyone's still thinking to see it right well little do they know my raging anxiety
00:07:44would never let me deface school property whoa could you please not waste water and undermine
00:07:49my political platform thank you
00:07:51oh king pun did it again check it out i kind of think that this one's good
00:07:54i think it's kind of corny well i think that you can't draw for shit
00:07:58and i think that they're actually content no you're so funny
00:08:02okay everyone away from the vandalization oh god here we go if any of you have any information
00:08:09as my mother used to say snitches get riches have you ever seen him smile once what a fire drill
00:08:16he loved the chaos of it hey nice mural page tim oh i love this little bit that we've got going
00:08:23but it's not me oh sure page
00:08:26sure it's him no it's it's definitely her
00:08:30doi
00:08:30hey king pun thinks she's not king pun
00:08:33king pun is who you should date unless it's a dude or unless it's you because then you'd just
00:08:46be dating yourself and that would be weird
00:08:48you have no idea how hard it is out here for your everyday gay dylan
00:08:53stop making excuses you've been in a relationship since the first day of middle school also
00:08:58this semester i'm gonna make my move oh yeah name one time they made a move
00:09:02uh there was that server at cheesecake factory that gave me extra brown bread it was her job it was
00:09:06sexual hey stacy hey you did you turn your class president up in yet you know i love some competition
00:09:13oh you know what happened this deadline since the fifth grade and that was only because
00:09:17i had severe chickenpox it was the worst case they'd ever seen wow how is this a lot in school
00:09:26god i love when you're the best at things
00:09:31you guys are so straight it's almost gay
00:09:34do you guys want to come over after school and take edibles and watch track so you could convince
00:09:39yourself that a cbd dog tree made you high again yeah no thank you plus after school we can't we have
00:09:44track trials why would you sweat when you don't have to well you know page some people actually
00:09:48enjoy physical activity shocking i know will you help me meet buddies sure and me some of these
00:09:54the impending water wars depend on my win not that i took the high road while taking down the
00:09:58establishment that is so fun you can't help me take it oh no okay no no no no no no okay no there are
00:10:06plenty of other queer options for you to date at the school please like who yeah page what about
00:10:11chateau i mean she's like a cool wiccan lesbian hell no she's tried to put a love spell on me at least
00:10:17six times if i'm gonna date a witch she has to be a talented one okay true true true how about oh how
00:10:25about her buildings no she's a horse gay all right that's a little redacted stacy's just mad because
00:10:32she spent the summer at a question camp what about i am no wait i definitely don't have enough
00:10:39followers to date them plus they're on and off with gabby every other week true hey what about amy
00:10:46amy yeah right gateway gay she's fingered every girl on the school so what i'm sure she's washed her
00:10:52hands wait duh what about aj why would i ever do that that's literally gabby's sister also is she even
00:10:59queer yeah she's bi and she's mysterious as hell yeah aj actually came out way before gabs but
00:11:05gabs just dates more so everybody forgets that aj square too talk about bi erasure
00:11:10gabby hey miss president hey excuse you anyway a question do you have the sign-up sheets for
00:11:15track trials today i sure do let me get that for you hey here you are thank you oh gabby you know page
00:11:25trade um yeah your locker is a site for sore eyes um thanks are you coming out today i've actually i've
00:11:37been out for a really long time i'm extremely gay oh i was actually talking about track tryouts
00:11:44right yeah i'm gonna see you there i'm gonna i'm gonna go on the track yeah right the last time
00:11:50page ranch who's fleeing from a bee it was hilarious it's on youtube i watch it whenever
00:11:54i'm depressed no it's not well i should run but maybe i'll see you later bye gabby so long vote for
00:12:02dylan babe no she's not gonna vote for you stop staring without consent please it's horrifying really
00:12:10you track tryouts yeah that's that's it that's how we're gonna fall in love i think you and gabriella
00:12:17would be disgustingly cute together and i think that if it were going to happen it would have
00:12:21happened already you can't force these things babe i love you but you're so wrong how many copies
00:12:27do you guys need one thousand two thousand four thousand five thousand six gotcha evans i knew it
00:12:33was you principal's office now go oh crap i forgot my cleats uh can you help me turn off the light
00:12:40door shut the door okay actually leave it open i assume you know why you're here am i in trouble
00:12:49or something we are so done with your games now evans okay take it down dexter morgan you're not a
00:12:55detective and this is not a cop show page we know that you are king pun okay and it's not that the
00:13:01artwork isn't great it's really good but all the pictures and the painting all over the school last
00:13:07semester and not to mention a new mural every week that's not true oh you know it's true sorry
00:13:14come on the school board is not happy and plus all the kids are tagging you every week in some king
00:13:19pun art god damn it tim you guys i swear on my life it's not me but you wish you'd invest in that
00:13:29lie detector now right no no i actually don't why and i'm really tired of you bringing it up all the
00:13:34time because we had to take care of something called asbestos all right listen i'm sorry kiddo
00:13:40but i have to lead by example so i'm gonna have to suspend you no we are not calling the police
00:13:46what are you wyclef jean are we going to call 911 do you get that reference you don't god my references
00:13:52are like older than taylor swift at this point listen you're suspended i called your mom and she's
00:13:57on her way to pick you up you can't suspend me for something that i i literally did not do yeah we can
00:14:03no we cannot but you're the only student with the keys to the art room well i was gonna give
00:14:10these back today oh well you got blood on your hands it's paint obviously i know that it's a
00:14:16metaphor well i'm not metaphoric it's acrylic paint and those things are spray paint let's jot down that
00:14:22miss evans seems to have an intimate understanding of the weapon of her choice no one's jotting down
00:14:27any change down just no don't tell me what this is my office you guys please hear me out i'm applying
00:14:32to a summer program at cal arts and this is going to ruin my chances of it again i'm sorry paige but
00:14:37i looked at your records and you were absent eight times last semester not to mention you're not even
00:14:41part of one extracurricular activity you're not the model student i can fight for i play i play i play
00:14:49track not on my team you don't well i just joined today i'm extremely cooperative with this type of
00:14:58stuff so can't this count as a plea deal or something oh impressive use of legal jargon but you don't play
00:15:03track you run track hear me out how about i join track coach murray keeps his eye on me and i figure
00:15:12out in the meantime who king pun actually is paige i really like you i do actually that's a lie i don't
00:15:19even know you i hate myself that i have to say that but the evidence is stacked against you and
00:15:22i don't understand how playing track is supposed to help your case right now actually i didn't need
00:15:27another couple of people on the track you need people on the track you are you and you want to
00:15:31take her she just said play track like she's a dj or something she's not a run track how are you
00:15:36supposed to make that usain bolt you can't i am exhausted okay page you're no longer suspended
00:15:43you are just on probation okay if you can come up with a name who you think king pun really is because
00:15:48apparently it's not you by the end of the semester then i'll take it to the board meeting well i will
00:15:53deliver thank you i can't wait great get out i have a renaissance club meeting that i'm not about
00:16:00to miss you too take your little swimming board with you oh it's like no moment to myself i wish there
00:16:09was more money for federal funding because i'll tell you what this ain't it thank you so much don't thank me
00:16:17yet i'm watching you oh hey clipboard i left a patient with a full bedpan for this you are not
00:16:23suspending my daughter she did nothing wrong i made a deal you have a very savvy daughter miss miss miss
00:16:33that's very revealing it's miss but you can call me angie or ang or hey girl you know i am a single
00:16:43mother by choice not by circumstance i like to have sex with men i don't even have to have a
00:16:49relationship hmm what do you think of that well hey girl if you don't mind me saying you have an
00:16:56incredible figure oh my god we are in a school sir that is so wildly inappropriate i'm sorry and 100
00:17:05100 spot on this is gold you should see me naked well i'd say i'm sorry that you had to drive out
00:17:12here for nothing but i'd be lying if i said it wasn't nice to meet you i can't believe this guy and uh
00:17:21if you do come to page's track meet don't be afraid to say hello i'm not afraid of anything
00:17:28it's you who should be afraid wow track that's up yeah the deal just didn't work out that great for
00:17:37me but it did for you so it really did yeah yeah is he in the school directory
00:17:44basically if i don't find king pun then my life is over but on the plus side you totally fit in here
00:17:57i feel like i look like a very specific type of game right now do i at least look like a top
00:18:03total bottom maybe a power bottom like you call her daddy and she calls you her sweet little prince
00:18:08okay listen up come on come on in here let's go gather around listen up returning athletes
00:18:20i'm going to be looking to make sure that you kept your training up during the off season
00:18:24all right now you newcomers our co-captains aj and gabby here will be helping place you in an event
00:18:34all right for uh evans over there just try to find the thing that she sucks at the least all right
00:18:42don't you want to at least see me try out before you think that i suck no okay back to it let's go
00:18:48let's go come on hi you made it i'll be sure to let you know if i see any angry bees around
00:18:56did you know that male bees lose their penises when they have sex with the queen bee
00:18:59uh no we didn't but now we sure do right yeah yeah we should get started
00:19:09don't worry you're gonna be great
00:19:13it's crazy
00:19:26it made no difference now give my own advice
00:19:30no better when you're breaking it down into a river
00:19:36and you fucking can't
00:20:04You're good? Thanks.
00:20:26Mel, I have an idea.
00:20:30How do you feel about running in a straight line?
00:20:32That's the only straight thing I can do.
00:20:37Okay.
00:20:38I regretted it the second it left my mouth.
00:20:42You mean out of here into the 4x1?
00:20:44Do you have a better idea?
00:20:46All right. Here we go.
00:20:49Mark. Get set.
00:20:51No, no doubt.
00:20:53Ain't fun. Let's get it. Go!
00:20:55Come on! Come on, baby! Come on!
00:20:58Love.
00:21:03Look at you.
00:21:05I am the fastest woman alive.
00:21:14That was mediocre at best.
00:21:17Yeah, I took an Instagram story and went over the time limit.
00:21:20Damn. But you did it.
00:21:21With a little work, maybe you could be fine.
00:21:23She's four seconds behind where she needs to be.
00:21:24Well, maybe I need someone great to teach me after school.
00:21:28All right. That's a terrible idea.
00:21:29Uh, AJ. You can go and train Paige. Okay?
00:21:30Isn't that literally your job as coach?
00:21:31No. My job as coach is to motivate through fear.
00:21:32Besides, I don't get paid enough to stay after school.
00:21:33Come on. I'm watching you, Evans.
00:21:34Welcome to the team.
00:21:35All right, King Pine.
00:21:36I'm not King Pine.
00:21:37I'm not King Pine.
00:21:38I'm not King Pine.
00:21:39I'm not King Pine.
00:21:40I'm not King Pine.
00:21:41I'm not King Pine.
00:21:42I'm not King Pine.
00:21:43But you did it.
00:21:44With a little work, maybe you could be fine.
00:21:45She's four seconds behind where she needs to be.
00:21:46Well, maybe I need someone great to teach me after school.
00:21:48All right.
00:21:49That's a terrible idea.
00:21:50Uh, AJ.
00:21:51You're gonna train Paige.
00:21:52Okay?
00:21:53Isn't that literally your job as coach?
00:21:54No.
00:21:55My job as coach is to motivate through fear.
00:21:56Besides, I don't get paid enough to stay after school.
00:21:58Come on.
00:21:59I'm watching you, Evans.
00:22:00All right, King Pine.
00:22:01I'm not King Pine.
00:22:02Your shorts are on backwards.
00:22:04What?
00:22:10Can you hurry up, Angie?
00:22:11I'm starving.
00:22:12You're not the boss anymore.
00:22:13You knew we were gonna be home.
00:22:14Why wasn't the food ready?
00:22:15Today was great.
00:22:17I almost killed somebody with a javelin.
00:22:19It's true.
00:22:20And then it was nearly death by hurdle.
00:22:22Also very true.
00:22:23And I embarrassed myself in front of Gabriella.
00:22:26Just because Paige's sex life is in a drought doesn't mean the rest of the time
00:22:29the world has to be.
00:22:30Come on, Angie.
00:22:31We've talked about this.
00:22:32So strict.
00:22:33Sometimes I think fondly back onto this morning when my life was completely normal.
00:22:37Now I have to solve a mystery.
00:22:39Make Abby fall in love with me.
00:22:41Figure out how to make the perfect thing for CalArts.
00:22:43And figure out how to put a tampon in without the end always sticking out a little bit.
00:22:48Yeah, you know, I never mastered that either.
00:22:50Oh, but you know what?
00:22:51On the bright side, true artists are never afraid to step out of their comfort zones.
00:22:55And speaking of stepping out of your comfort zones, are you going to Stacy's party on Friday?
00:23:00What party?
00:23:01Are you kidding me?
00:23:02Paige, I've told you this a billion times.
00:23:04It would be like a good opportunity for you to act like a normal teenager for once.
00:23:07She doesn't want to be normal.
00:23:09Nobody wants to be normal.
00:23:10That's why I'm cool.
00:23:11Alright, let me tell you a little story.
00:23:13When I was a teenager, I went to this rager and I ended up in the back of a van with the lead singer of an Aerosmith cover band.
00:23:21And in retrospect, I definitely should have held out for the real thing.
00:23:25I mean, think about it.
00:23:27Steven Tyler, I would have never had to buy another scarf.
00:23:30Dylan, I totally wasn't thinking this party is the perfect place to investigate.
00:23:35King Pond will definitely be going and, well, let's just say that they will rue the day that they let me take the fall for them.
00:23:41I know that's right.
00:23:44Okay.
00:23:45I'm going to need you to relax.
00:23:47You're just trying to scare me.
00:23:49Oh my God, I totally forgot.
00:23:51Pardon me.
00:23:53Paige, I took the liberty of washing your sex toy.
00:23:57By the way, this is very small.
00:23:59It could totally get lost up there.
00:24:01So you might want to think about, you know, moving on up.
00:24:03I can help.
00:24:04Well, that's an eraser, so that's not going to go up there.
00:24:07Anything's possible.
00:24:09Think about me and my electric toothbrush.
00:24:12And it's not the end you would think either.
00:24:15Okay.
00:24:16Well, we don't have everything in common.
00:24:18And I'm going to go to my room.
00:24:20Yeah.
00:24:21I'm going to throw up.
00:24:22That's really disgusting.
00:24:23No, you're disgusting.
00:24:24This is a sex positive house, Paige.
00:24:27Shame does not live here.
00:24:29Thanks for having us.
00:24:30That is real disgusting.
00:24:31You look so beautiful.
00:24:32Paige, I cannot believe we finally got you to a high school party.
00:24:45Now let's see if you survive it.
00:24:46Welcome to the high school experience.
00:25:01The smile is better than I expected.
00:25:03I like candles.
00:25:04First order of business, time to get you drunk.
00:25:07Bruh.
00:25:08Like, if you don't throw up by the end of the night, then I didn't get my job.
00:25:11I still can't believe this is the first of my parties you've been to, Paige.
00:25:14That's because Paige Evans is too cool for high school parties.
00:25:17Cool is one word for it.
00:25:18I just have a general distaste for sticky floors, communal chip bowls, and whatever that is.
00:25:24That, my friend, is the type of sociological research you can't find in any textbook.
00:25:28He's right.
00:25:29My future constituents may act like you moronic, but they know how to have fun.
00:25:34Your future constituents, huh?
00:25:36Oh, please.
00:25:37You know I'm gonna kick your ass.
00:25:38There's no way they won't vote for my anti-authority platform.
00:25:40It's like taking candy from a politically-informed baby.
00:25:43You wanna go upstairs and practice your campaign speech, honey?
00:25:46Work on our inflection.
00:25:47Show me those pointing hand-movers.
00:25:48Why do you guys even bother with innuendo?
00:25:51Later, Paige.
00:25:54Oh, yeah, guys.
00:25:55Just leave me alone while I try and figure out who framed me.
00:25:59Oh!
00:26:00Paige.
00:26:01Oh, my God.
00:26:02Hi.
00:26:03I didn't see you there.
00:26:04Must be the masking smell.
00:26:05What?
00:26:06How have you been?
00:26:07Feeling any different lately?
00:26:08Any lustful urges?
00:26:09Deep magnetic pools?
00:26:10Anything?
00:26:11Anyone?
00:26:12Excuse me?
00:26:13AJ.
00:26:14There you are.
00:26:15Hi.
00:26:16We should go talk about track.
00:26:17I don't think so.
00:26:18Did virgin blood expire?
00:26:19That can't be.
00:26:20That was fresh.
00:26:21You're supposed to get stronger with age.
00:26:22Like fine wine.
00:26:23Hi.
00:26:24Hi.
00:26:30Okay, I wasn't gonna get all Salem witch trials and point fingers here, but I know that
00:26:34she put a curse on me.
00:26:35I mean, she did steal some of my hair back in freshman year, so I believe it.
00:26:40It's a track.
00:26:41Why?
00:26:42I thought you were more interested in art.
00:26:43Oh, trust me.
00:26:44I am.
00:26:45But lucky for me, Principal Collins decided that I'm King Pun, so I have to figure out who
00:26:46King Pun is, otherwise I'm going to get suspended.
00:26:47That's so dumb.
00:26:48Yeah.
00:26:49That art is harmless.
00:26:50I know.
00:26:51It's also pretty good.
00:26:52Do you have any leads?
00:26:53I know that they're here.
00:26:54Thoughts about it?
00:26:55I'm just gonna poke around until somebody cracks.
00:26:57So you're gonna interrogate a bunch of drunk teens.
00:26:58Seems pretty easy.
00:26:59Well, you say that, but it could be anybody.
00:27:00Could be you.
00:27:01Do I look whimsical enough for puns?
00:27:02Okay.
00:27:03Well, you do have an intimidating, noble point.
00:27:05Yeah.
00:27:30No bullshit striped shirt vibe going so I guess thank you
00:27:38Which would make you the perfect bad cop to my good car. Excuse me
00:27:52Hi, Aaron, hi, where were you at 6 a.m. on the morning of the 14th?
00:27:56We get Tybalt groomed on Sundays. Tybalt, my horse. Do you want to see a photo?
00:28:03Oh, my phone is dead. Yeah, no, no, no, never mind. Thank you
00:28:09How close is the nearest Michael's art supply from your house? Who's Michael? Can I have a head?
00:28:14Me too. You have a secret Instagram, right? Yeah, but you can't afford to follow it.
00:28:20Sorry, can you guys shine your lights on me?
00:28:22All right, man, you ready?
00:28:26What do you think of King Kong? Oh, Paige here? Aren't your parents both artists, Tim?
00:28:34Isn't your mom a nurse? Your point? I haven't seen you save anyone's life.
00:28:37It's kind of good at mine. You're supposed to be on my side, right?
00:28:40Chantal! Would you consider yourself an artist? I mean, every witch is an artist in their own way.
00:28:48But I mean, yeah, I post a Tumblr all the time. That's mostly just like Buffy, Faith,
00:28:52the brothers from Supernatural 69-ing, so normal. Well, what art tools do you use?
00:28:57I mean, I kind of dabble in everything. Illustrator, oil paints, menstrual blood.
00:29:01Oh. Yeah, okay. Bye.
00:29:04Mm-hmm. Can I go into the political?
00:29:08Oh, yeah.
00:29:09Oh, my fucking God.
00:29:11What the fuck? Oh, hey, Paige.
00:29:14There's as much bad things as possible.
00:29:16Cover AOC's eyes. She doesn't deserve to see this.
00:29:18Oh, okay.
00:29:19Come on.
00:29:20It's easy.
00:29:21I'm putting my interest out.
00:29:23It's so cute.
00:29:24Her house is huge.
00:29:25Interest keeps going, I know.
00:29:27They probably fuck in every room.
00:29:29Those two are...
00:29:30Are disturbingly cute in a kind of kinky way?
00:29:34Yeah.
00:29:35Yeah.
00:29:36I can't believe Chantal is our best lead right now.
00:29:39I mean, it kind of makes sense.
00:29:40I've seen her drawing in class every time.
00:29:42What? Really?
00:29:43Mm-hmm.
00:29:44Paige! AJ!
00:29:45Oh, my God. We need to take shots, like, right now,
00:29:56for Paige joining the track team.
00:29:58Yeah, go ahead. I'm gonna pee.
00:30:01Okay. Let's go.
00:30:02Okay.
00:30:06There she is.
00:30:07All day six is self-exploring, learning if you're saying it won't.
00:30:12Mm-hmm.
00:30:13Oh. Oh.
00:30:14Okay.
00:30:17To joining Chad.
00:30:18To sports.
00:30:22But our mouths taste the same right now.
00:30:23What?
00:30:24I just got some mixed stock in my throat.
00:30:26Another Chad will fix up.
00:30:27Yeah.
00:30:27He always does.
00:30:37Everybody's got a little secret, maybe I'll tell you mine.
00:30:55Bring yourself just a little bit closer, a stranger in the night.
00:31:00Something good can be hard to swallow, a simple paradise.
00:31:05Slow down if you want to be my lover, a new touch in the moonlight.
00:31:21Gosh, I'm so wasted.
00:31:23Oh, my God. I'm so glad that you joined Chad.
00:31:26I feel like I never see you outside of class.
00:31:28I know.
00:31:30You're a Gemini, right?
00:31:32I'm a Pisces.
00:31:33Who says that complicated can't work?
00:31:35What?
00:31:36I said I love track.
00:31:37Yeah.
00:31:39Bye.
00:31:49Are we at the sad Trump phase in the night, huh?
00:31:53Dylan.
00:31:54Dylan.
00:31:55Don't pickle.
00:31:57Do you want to go home?
00:31:58You'll be better, yes.
00:31:59And your drunk guest has a training with AJ tomorrow.
00:32:01Oh, yeah.
00:32:02Oh, shit.
00:32:03Yeah.
00:32:04Mr. President.
00:32:08Wow, thank you so much for calling me, Mr. President.
00:32:10You're welcome.
00:32:11Okay, let's go.
00:32:11I'm ordering a car.
00:32:13Bye-bye, cop.
00:32:15Bye, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:32:16Drink some Gatorade.
00:32:17Sports shoes.
00:32:19Tim, I see what you're doing.
00:32:25Evidence.
00:32:27And potatoes.
00:32:29Who doesn't like boots?
00:32:31Cheers.
00:32:33Whoo!
00:32:35Who's ready to party?
00:32:37That's sick.
00:32:39You're so strong.
00:32:41You're so strong.
00:32:43I am strong.
00:32:45You look so strong.
00:32:46Whoa, whoa.
00:32:47Hang on.
00:32:48Our ride is here.
00:32:56You made it.
00:32:57Yup.
00:32:58Okay.
00:32:59Let's make me an Olympian.
00:33:02How are you not massively hungover right now?
00:33:05Well, I drank that Gatorade that you suggested,
00:33:08and then I had a Hot Pocket,
00:33:10and then I had some pizza,
00:33:12and then I had some ice cream.
00:33:13Also, I might still be drunk.
00:33:16Is that coffee?
00:33:17Did you bring any water?
00:33:21Hmm, okay.
00:33:22If this mentor-protege thing is going to work out,
00:33:25then you have to respect my caffeinated process.
00:33:28I've said anything about being a mentor.
00:33:29Only doing this, you don't tanker ranking.
00:33:31Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:33Am I cutting into your brooding and corners
00:33:36wearing a leather jacket, Diane?
00:33:38I don't own a leather jacket.
00:33:39Well, you look like you could.
00:33:41Okay.
00:33:42So what are we doing first?
00:33:43Picking out my pump-up song?
00:33:45No, but you can stretch,
00:33:46and then we can start on three miles.
00:33:48Three miles?
00:33:49That is 2.9 more miles
00:33:52than they said I have to run.
00:33:532.94 miles.
00:33:54You're confusing miles and meters.
00:33:56I think you're confusing me with the metric system.
00:33:59Let's go, Evans.
00:34:01Put down your stuff.
00:34:02Oh, my God.
00:34:03Oh, my God.
00:34:04Oh, my God.
00:34:06I can't feel anything.
00:34:07I can't feel my legs.
00:34:08I can't feel my face.
00:34:09You're being a little dramatic.
00:34:10It's the artist in me.
00:34:12Speaking of.
00:34:13Speaking of.
00:34:14You're being a little dramatic.
00:34:15It's the artist in me.
00:34:19Speaking of.
00:34:20You want to go to art school?
00:34:21Yeah.
00:34:22Now that's like my biggest dream.
00:34:24You're being a little dramatic.
00:34:29It's the artist in me.
00:34:37Speaking of.
00:34:38You want to go to art school?
00:34:40Yeah.
00:34:41Speaking of, you want to go to art school?
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:47Now that's like my biggest dream.
00:34:50But now that the pressure's on and I have to send in my summer app, I have no idea what to send in.
00:34:55Have you started it yet?
00:35:00Since you asked, I've been working on a few different things.
00:35:07But none of it feels right to me.
00:35:11Shit. You're really good.
00:35:17Now I just have to make CalArts see that.
00:35:20Pretend you're CalArts. Tell me what's missing.
00:35:23Uh, nothing.
00:35:26I think it's really great.
00:35:29You're a really bad liar.
00:35:31No, I just, come on.
00:35:33Tell me the truth.
00:35:35I don't know. I'm, I mean, I'm not an expert by any means.
00:35:38But maybe it's just, it is lacking some emotion.
00:35:44Okay. I wasn't expecting constructive criticism, but all right.
00:35:49I knew that was a trap. Look, your art is amazing. Seriously.
00:35:52What was the prompt again?
00:35:54Show us your happiest moment.
00:35:56Right. Okay. So do you think that that, that shows that? Or is there anything that is maybe happier?
00:36:04I had a really yummy donut the other day.
00:36:08Uh, what about a, a first love or a first kiss or something?
00:36:15Uh, well I haven't had those things. So you're really pouring salt on the wound here, AJ.
00:36:20All I'm saying is that you'll get there.
00:36:23Just don't be afraid to draw something a little more vulnerable.
00:36:32Look, I just posted something.
00:36:35Guess that would rule you out.
00:36:37At least it's not on school property this time.
00:36:39Well, it's a little late for that kingpine.
00:36:42Let's go and Frida Kahlo.
00:36:44We've gotta get you to a point where you can run without wanting to puke.
00:36:47Might give me an edge.
00:36:49Doubt it.
00:36:51Did you know that Frida Kahlo was bi?
00:36:55She was the OG bi con.
00:36:58Oh, nice.
00:37:00Um, got jokes for days, AJ.
00:37:03Yay.
00:37:04Come on.
00:37:05Come on.
00:37:06Come on.
00:37:07You got it.
00:37:08I'll walk around with my confidence on a million.
00:37:10Come on, kingpine.
00:37:11Get it.
00:37:12Look that tired.
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:14You need somebody to ask you how you feelin'.
00:37:17Come on.
00:37:18Come on.
00:37:19You got it.
00:37:20I'll walk around with my confidence on a million.
00:37:22Come on, kingpine.
00:37:23Get it.
00:37:24Look that tired.
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:26You need somebody to truly understand you.
00:37:32I'm on your job.
00:37:33We together.
00:37:34I'm never playing you.
00:37:35It be the one trying to help that.
00:37:37Can't stand you, but have a good day.
00:37:41I do me every day.
00:37:43I don't live for others.
00:37:44Proud of who I am, so I'm never under the cover.
00:37:47I ran with it, ain't look back.
00:37:49Now I got big cracks in a book bag.
00:37:51Smile at it when they look sad.
00:37:52Like too short, so don't grow fast.
00:37:54They hate on me, throw shade on me.
00:37:56When it's time to drop, they wait on me.
00:37:57A lot of people here changed on me.
00:37:59Don't shit change, but the day, homie, shit changed.
00:38:01But the next move, they know I really ball like the next dude.
00:38:03All I hate has been past dude.
00:38:05Got them in their feelings like the last dude.
00:38:07And I don't trip, cause the hate be motivation.
00:38:10I make the best out of every situation.
00:38:13I be too real, I be knowing when they be faking.
00:38:16But this is real, me and my people made it.
00:38:19You need somebody to ask you, yo, how you feeling?
00:38:22I walk around with my confidence on the middle.
00:38:25Come on, come on, Stacey, come on.
00:38:26Don't let it bother me when the people be tricking.
00:38:28I might have a good day.
00:38:30Come on, AJ, you got this.
00:38:32You need somebody that truly understands.
00:38:35I know how we together, I'm never playing.
00:38:38You got it!
00:38:40You got it!
00:38:41You got it!
00:38:43You got it!
00:38:44Yeah!
00:38:45Yeah!
00:38:46Go!
00:38:47Go!
00:38:48Go!
00:38:49Yes!
00:38:50Yes!
00:38:57Oh my God!
00:38:59Go!
00:39:00Go!
00:39:01Go!
00:39:02Go!
00:39:03Okay!
00:39:04All right!
00:39:05All right!
00:39:07It goes against my entire coaching approach to say this, but...
00:39:10You're actually getting pretty good.
00:39:12I knew you were using a tough love approach with me.
00:39:15I know.
00:39:16Who do I think I am?
00:39:17My dad?
00:39:20That...
00:39:21That was a lot funnier in my head.
00:39:23It's okay, dude.
00:39:24I'm no stranger to dark dad humor.
00:39:28Is he tough on you?
00:39:31He just sees so much potential in me, I guess I don't want to let him down.
00:39:34He wants me to get a scholarship to D1 school.
00:39:37I think that's why I'm so stressed about doing well.
00:39:41But I don't want to talk about my dad.
00:39:42I'll save that one for a future therapy session.
00:39:45Speaking of psychoanalyzing, I think that you were right about my art.
00:39:49I... I think I do play it safe.
00:39:51I get it.
00:39:53But I'm not gonna let you forget that you said I was good.
00:39:56Compliment from the mysterious AJ conference.
00:39:58Oh, don't make me regret it, Evans.
00:40:04Wanna try?
00:40:05Mmm, can you play track with a broken leg?
00:40:08Don't worry, I'll spot you.
00:40:14Oh, shit.
00:40:15Okay, bend your knees.
00:40:16You.
00:40:36Hold up.
00:40:38What?
00:40:40I think that this is King Pun's notebook.
00:40:42What? How do you know?
00:40:43How do you know?
00:40:44Look, dude.
00:40:45It's totally in their style and it has KP written all over it.
00:40:48Oh, yeah.
00:40:49That would do it.
00:40:50Maybe it's somebody on track.
00:40:51Well, that would rule out Chantal.
00:40:53It's never her.
00:40:54Cute puns are not her vibe, now that I think of it.
00:40:58This is exactly how I'm gonna get a Nailed King pun.
00:41:01Huh.
00:41:02I'm gonna DM them and tell them that I have their notebook.
00:41:06There's tons of half-baked ideas in here.
00:41:08It's not like they're gonna wanna leave it behind.
00:41:11So, what, you're just gonna give it back to them without figuring out who it is?
00:41:15AJ.
00:41:16Are you kidding me?
00:41:19We're gonna have a motherfucking stakeout.
00:41:22Come on.
00:41:23No.
00:41:28Hold on.
00:41:30It's almost 8pm and King pun left me on read so I know that they saw it.
00:41:34Wow, your detection skills are on point.
00:41:38We should split up. Cover more ground.
00:41:41God, your efficiency is hot.
00:41:42You're hot.
00:41:43Help, help, help, help, help, help.
00:41:44You know the gate's open, right?
00:41:46Oh, God!
00:41:47Hey!
00:41:48Are you okay?
00:41:49I'm out of the open room.
00:41:50Do you need help?
00:41:51Are you good?
00:41:52This girl's gonna be the death of me.
00:42:02Hey. Hey.
00:42:03Wanna take the north side?
00:42:04Yeah, sure.
00:42:05Ugh.
00:42:06They do know that's the southeast side, right?
00:42:10No, but it is so hot that you do.
00:42:12You're so hot.
00:42:13You are so hot.
00:42:14You are.
00:42:15We are.
00:42:16We are.
00:42:17We are.
00:42:18We are.
00:42:19We are.
00:42:20We are.
00:42:21Oh, I'm glad you have each other.
00:42:22Hello?
00:42:23Oh, shit.
00:42:24Sorry.
00:42:25Ooh.
00:42:26I know I like him.
00:42:27Grab my ass.
00:42:28Well, on the upside, if you can't find King Pun, it's kinda like a cool badge of honor
00:42:41to get suspended.
00:42:43But you usually go for people who get suspended.
00:42:47Um, I don't really have a type.
00:42:50It's more of just a vibe.
00:42:52So your vibe is Aya then, huh?
00:42:55Well, actually, we just broke up.
00:42:57Oh, really?
00:42:58It sucks.
00:42:59Sorry.
00:43:00Are you over then?
00:43:01Depends, Paige.
00:43:02Who's asking?
00:43:03Not me.
00:43:04I don't care.
00:43:05Ouch!
00:43:06I care.
00:43:07I care.
00:43:08I care.
00:43:09I just was trying to be nice and ask you questions, so.
00:43:14I'm not that good at that, though.
00:43:16Well, your questions are cute, so.
00:43:19Do you remember in fifth grade, when we were in school?
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:23Do you remember in fifth grade, when we were partnered up to take care of that egg together
00:43:30in Miss Higgins' class?
00:43:31Oh, yeah.
00:43:32I'm pretty sure I dropped mine on the first day and begged my mom to replace it for me.
00:43:36Jeez, I totally forgot you were my partner for that.
00:43:39Damn.
00:43:40I was a shitty mom.
00:43:41Well, if it's any consolation, I gave our egg a bath and I boiled it to death.
00:43:47So, guess I wasn't a perfect mom either.
00:43:50Oh, hi.
00:43:51It's gotta be combined.
00:43:53Aren't we supposed to be confronting this?
00:43:55I'm just not good at confrontation.
00:43:57Clearly.
00:43:58Kind of weird that we've co-parented and never kissed before, huh?
00:44:06Yeah.
00:44:07It's a little bit strange.
00:44:09Well, maybe we should try it.
00:44:11We could try it.
00:44:16You can lean in now.
00:44:18I can't wait.
00:44:23Sorry.
00:44:28That was awkward.
00:44:32Oh, shit.
00:44:33They're leaving.
00:44:36Hey!
00:44:37Stop!
00:44:38Yo, I cannot believe that your stupid stakeout idea might have actually worked, but that was
00:44:43definitely Tim's car.
00:44:44How do you know?
00:44:45Who else drives a bright green Challenger with a bumper sticker that reads,
00:44:48Your mom calls me daddy.
00:44:49Fucking Tim.
00:44:50Mm-hmm.
00:44:53Hold on.
00:44:54I have to take this.
00:44:56So do you think you cracked the case?
00:44:59Yeah.
00:45:00I guess so.
00:45:07Paige, let's go.
00:45:08We're gonna be late.
00:45:09Are you seriously not packed for our weigh-meat yet?
00:45:12I started.
00:45:15Dylan, I need to tell you something.
00:45:17What? What happened?
00:45:18Don't make it a big deal, okay?
00:45:20What happened?
00:45:21Did you find another one of your mom's special movies?
00:45:24Gabby and I kissed.
00:45:27I'm sorry, what?
00:45:28I know.
00:45:29Wait, Gabriela Campos kissed you?
00:45:33Okay, screw packing.
00:45:34Tell me exactly what happened.
00:45:35I don't know.
00:45:36It kinda just happened at the stakeout.
00:45:38It was really weird, actually.
00:45:41What do you mean weird?
00:45:42You've been waiting for this, like, literally your entire life.
00:45:44You're obsessed with her.
00:45:45Well, it was very anticlimactic.
00:45:47Was it a bad kiss?
00:45:48Is that her fatal flaw?
00:45:49Does she have an Achilles tongue?
00:45:51Maybe it wasn't her.
00:45:52It was probably me.
00:45:54That makes more sense.
00:45:55She's kissed a lot of people.
00:45:56Yeah.
00:45:57Shit.
00:45:58I haven't kissed anyone.
00:45:59I don't know how to kiss.
00:46:00Yeah, you're probably a terrible kisser.
00:46:01You need to teach me.
00:46:02No.
00:46:03Teach me.
00:46:04Are you seriously trying to kiss me right now?
00:46:05Just kiss me, please.
00:46:06Come on.
00:46:07No means no, Paige.
00:46:08Come on.
00:46:09You're not a man.
00:46:11Stop.
00:46:12It's a structured blazer.
00:46:13Everybody quit tripping.
00:46:14Come on.
00:46:15Let's go.
00:46:16Did you pack us the food?
00:46:21I can't believe I'm such a bad kisser.
00:46:23Oh, no, no, no.
00:46:24No.
00:46:25Bad kisser?
00:46:26That is impossible.
00:46:27Not possible.
00:46:28The Evans women are legendary kissers.
00:46:31Your grandmother won the Frenching contest three years running.
00:46:34Oh, my God.
00:46:35I pled second.
00:46:36What?
00:46:37I've told you about this.
00:46:38I tied with your great aunt Janine.
00:46:39Oh, my God.
00:46:40She is a maniac.
00:46:41Well, I guess the promiscuous jeans skips a generation.
00:46:44That's what they say.
00:46:45Do you think maybe it's not the kiss, it's the person?
00:46:48Oh.
00:46:49What does that mean?
00:46:50Maybe you were let down by the kiss because your crushes were on its course.
00:46:53But I've liked Gabby forever.
00:46:55I think that maybe there are other people out there.
00:46:57Yeah.
00:46:58Like who?
00:46:59Hi, Mrs. Evans.
00:47:00Miss.
00:47:01Sorry.
00:47:02Hey, AJ.
00:47:03AJ?
00:47:04Wow.
00:47:05Finally, we meet after hearing about you 24-7 from this one.
00:47:08She's being sarcastic.
00:47:09I mean, the word constantly springs to mind.
00:47:11Um, what are you going to do now that the anti-social artist is out of the house?
00:47:14Oh, man.
00:47:15So many possibilities.
00:47:16I mean, the sky's the limit, right?
00:47:18I'm not going to crumble.
00:47:19That's the one thing I'm not going to do.
00:47:21We're gone for a night.
00:47:22I know.
00:47:23Well, it doesn't matter.
00:47:24I'm not going to crumble.
00:47:25So...
00:47:26Hey, AJ.
00:47:27Um, do me a favor and try to get old Paige here to loosen up a little bit, okay?
00:47:31You know, like fire up a bong and knock back a couple of wine coolers.
00:47:36Oh, my God.
00:47:37I have poppers in the car.
00:47:38Should I run grab?
00:47:39No.
00:47:40That's the wrong type of gay.
00:47:41Well, hello there.
00:47:43Long time no see.
00:47:44A little delayed gratification never hurt anyone.
00:47:47Okay.
00:47:48Oh, you're making me wait.
00:47:50They call it edging these days.
00:47:52I looked it up on Wikipedia and the definition is quite rank.
00:47:56I don't know the meaning of rank, but I believe you.
00:47:59It means filthy dirty.
00:48:01Well, I'm going to just get your number off the emergency contact list.
00:48:05Okay, I've had your number for like, I don't know, how many days.
00:48:08Oh.
00:48:09Go with the program, okay?
00:48:10I mean, text me like I'm not getting any younger.
00:48:12Come on.
00:48:15Let's go!
00:48:16Okay, listen up, hormonal teens.
00:48:33Now, on this list is the name of your roommate.
00:48:36I know that 60% of you are queer, but guys, don't go in the girls' room.
00:48:42And girls, please, don't go in the guys' room.
00:48:45We don't want anybody getting pregnant.
00:48:47And I'm talking specifically to you, Stacy and Dylan.
00:48:49What?
00:48:50You would never.
00:48:51One, as I made it clear on my campaign trail,
00:48:53I will not be allowing the administration to control what I do with my body.
00:48:56Two, obviously I'm on birth control.
00:48:58Well, I'm on teen control and I want lights out by 9 PM.
00:49:02I have a FaceTime date with a very lovely lady.
00:49:07I don't want to be interrupted.
00:49:09And Paige, no graffiti.
00:49:10Your new stepdad.
00:49:11Ugh.
00:49:12Hey.
00:49:13Hi.
00:49:14We should talk.
00:49:16Hey.
00:49:17Guess we're rooming together.
00:49:18Can't get rid of you.
00:49:19Um, I'm gonna go find out who my roommate is, but I'll see you later.
00:49:23Did you know that squirrels remember every single person they've ever seen?
00:49:29What?
00:49:30They have photographic memories.
00:49:32Mm-hmm.
00:49:33Uh, I look forward to hearing more animal facts tonight.
00:49:36Well, good, cause there's a plenty.
00:49:38Guys, teen party in my room, 9.30.
00:49:40Be there.
00:49:41No, you guys heard coach.
00:49:42We can't do that.
00:49:43Oh, no.
00:49:44Yeah, we definitely can't do that, especially since our track meet starts at 2 PM, right?
00:49:48Looks like we're getting fucked up tonight.
00:49:50Oh, Paige, you're so innocent.
00:49:57Okay.
00:49:58This one is either whiskey or rum.
00:50:01Then we've got peach vodka.
00:50:03We've got lemon vodka.
00:50:05Too white for fluid?
00:50:06More vodka.
00:50:07And we got mouthwash, but you just gotta drink a lot of it to get fucked up.
00:50:10Mmm, that looks at least risky.
00:50:12Is that all you can get from your parents?
00:50:14Yeah.
00:50:15Look, my beard is coming in, so it's only a matter of time before I stop getting parted.
00:50:19Oh, yeah, for sure.
00:50:20Yo, Tim!
00:50:21Hey!
00:50:22Oh.
00:50:23There he is.
00:50:24You know you actually have to confront Tim about being King Pun to accuse him, right?
00:50:28I've been working up to it.
00:50:31She really scares me sometimes.
00:50:33Tim, I know you're King Pun.
00:50:35I have your notebook.
00:50:36What?
00:50:37I saw you after school the other night.
00:50:39Okay, what were you doing there if not to get your notebook?
00:50:42Okay, okay, okay.
00:50:43I'll tell you, I'm in Renaissance Club.
00:50:47Come again?
00:50:48I'm in Renaissance Club.
00:50:50I'm a Rennie, if you will.
00:50:52Oh, my God.
00:50:53We were having our monthly feast, and when I got to school, it was canceled.
00:50:59I don't believe you.
00:51:00Are you serious?
00:51:02Look.
00:51:07Wow.
00:51:08Okay, everyone, gather around.
00:51:10It is game time!
00:51:12I get to play some games.
00:51:13Still got a lot of questions for you.
00:51:17I got a lot of answers.
00:51:18A lot of questions.
00:51:19Hey.
00:51:20Hey.
00:51:21Perfect timing.
00:51:22We're about to play seven minutes.
00:51:23What?
00:51:24Like, seven minutes in heaven?
00:51:25No.
00:51:26That perpetuates a Christian narrative.
00:51:27We're playing seven minutes in the hotel bathroom.
00:51:28And it's a track tradition.
00:51:29Okay, everyone?
00:51:30Phones in.
00:51:31Pride at the door.
00:51:32For any new additions, the rules are simple.
00:51:33You put your phone in the bag, and if your phone gets picked, you have to go into the bathroom with another person.
00:51:39And since this is 2022, we will not force anyone to make out if you don't want to.
00:51:42But I will say seven minutes is such a long time to be in a bathroom with someone and not make out.
00:51:43Just saying Paige.
00:51:44Okay.
00:51:45All right.
00:51:46Everyone's phones are in.
00:51:47All right.
00:51:48First phone is...
00:51:49Is-
00:52:06Oh!
00:52:09Oh!
00:52:13Oh!
00:52:15Oh!
00:52:15You don't like sports and I don't like dresses
00:52:18Luckily for us, our parents got the message
00:52:21Always saying no to contrast my yeses
00:52:24You know me better than I give you credit
00:52:26People say we look the same, but I don't think we do it
00:52:29Ooh, baby, it's a consequence of sharing this
00:52:31It won't clash like the...
00:52:33Oh, Paige, I believe this questionable phone case belongs to you.
00:52:39No, yes.
00:52:40Now let's see.
00:52:45Whose case is this?
00:52:47That's mine.
00:52:50What's your background?
00:52:52Tessa Thompson is Valkyrie.
00:52:55AJ, it's you.
00:52:57Come on, get in there.
00:52:59Come on, let's go.
00:53:01You two go.
00:53:01Rules are rules. We don't make the rules.
00:53:03They're just rules.
00:53:04Have fun.
00:53:07Use the dental dams.
00:53:08Oh, I got one.
00:53:17Did you know that pandas fake their pregnancies to get extra food?
00:53:24Oh, wow.
00:53:25Another random animal fact.
00:53:27So soon?
00:53:29I know.
00:53:30I'm just nervous.
00:53:32Don't you kind of know me by now?
00:53:33Yeah, I kind of do.
00:53:37Okay, let me think of a random animal fact while you get yourself together.
00:53:45Psst.
00:53:47You could also just tell me something real.
00:53:53Yeah.
00:53:54Okay, yeah.
00:53:55I'm terrified of flying.
00:54:05Is that all you're giving me?
00:54:07Yes.
00:54:07Well, I don't, I just, I don't think that humans are meant to sit in chairs in the sky, you know?
00:54:14Like, like that's messed up if you think about it.
00:54:17Damn.
00:54:19We are bad at the small talk thing.
00:54:21I tried.
00:54:24But at least it's better than us awkwardly making out.
00:54:27Yeah.
00:54:28I mean, what, can you imagine what suddenly we're hardcore making out?
00:54:32Mm, that just sounds.
00:54:34Come on.
00:54:35Really crazy.
00:54:36It would be hilarious.
00:54:37It would be just super funny.
00:54:40Yeah.
00:54:41Funny.
00:54:42Like, this being my first kiss.
00:54:45Very funny.
00:54:46I know everyone makes assumptions about me.
00:54:53Mysterious AJ Campos.
00:54:56Brooding leather jacket type.
00:54:59But, um, no, I'll never kiss anyone.
00:55:03Ever.
00:55:05I guess we have that lack of experience in common.
00:55:09Yeah.
00:55:09Yeah.
00:55:12Well, why haven't you?
00:55:14I mean, I'm sure that, you know, people probably want to.
00:55:18I'm not opposed to it.
00:55:20I'm not opposed to it, either.
00:55:23Kissing someone?
00:55:25Kissing you.
00:55:27Oh.
00:55:27Do you think that this is going to be awkward later?
00:55:56No, I really don't think so.
00:56:00Do you have enough room?
00:56:01Do you have enough room?
00:56:04We're being weird about this.
00:56:06Yeah.
00:56:07And this really does not have to be weird.
00:56:09No.
00:56:11It doesn't.
00:56:12I honestly don't think I'm going to be able to fall asleep, like, my mind is racing from
00:56:24this whole cowards thing.
00:56:26You're really lucky your mom is so supportive of you being gay.
00:56:30No, I was going to say an artist.
00:56:32Oh.
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:33I feel like I would never pursue something like that because of your parents.
00:56:40Like, to them.
00:56:43Everything artistic is a risk.
00:56:46Which, I guess I get.
00:56:49What did they say when you came out?
00:56:53When I told my mom I was bi, she didn't really say anything.
00:56:58But when Gabby came out, she made it pretty impossible to ignore.
00:57:03She did it at her 14th birthday party.
00:57:06Like, at the party.
00:57:07Oh, wow.
00:57:08Yeah.
00:57:09I think my abuela was going to puke.
00:57:14Is it hard having a twin?
00:57:17I mean, I love her.
00:57:19And we have this really special, cool bond.
00:57:23But Gabby's also painfully charming and everyone's obsessed with her.
00:57:31It's just an impossible comparison to live up to, you know?
00:57:38It was a lot.
00:57:40I don't know why I told you all that.
00:57:42It wasn't a lot.
00:57:43I'm glad you told me.
00:57:46But what about you?
00:57:48Was it hard growing up with just your mom?
00:57:51Mmm, sometimes, but not really.
00:57:57I just love her so much.
00:58:00She's like my best friend.
00:58:02Don't tell her that, though.
00:58:04She wants it too much.
00:58:05One day, she just decided she wanted a kid.
00:58:10So she got some sperm and she did it herself.
00:58:15That's pretty badass.
00:58:19Now I know where you get your confidence from.
00:58:22What are you talking about?
00:58:25You're the one who has the whole quiet, confident thing going on.
00:58:30Nobody ever knows what you're thinking.
00:58:34Including me.
00:58:35Hey.
00:58:38I'm working on it.
00:58:39I'm working on it.
00:58:39I'm working on it.
00:59:05I'm working on it.
00:59:06I'm working on it.
00:59:07We should...
00:59:08Yeah, you're right.
00:59:09We should probably get some sleep.
00:59:11Yeah.
00:59:11Yeah.
00:59:12Yeah.
00:59:19Okay.
00:59:19Good night, Paige.
00:59:34Good night, AJ.
00:59:37Good night, everybody.
00:59:42Good night.
00:59:50Good night.
00:59:57Bye.
00:59:58Bye.
00:59:59I don't want to leave, I'll watch you sleep, and listen to you breathe, ooh, I don't ever want to leave, I'll watch you sleep, and listen to you breathe, ooh, I don't ever want to leave,
01:00:27I'll watch you sleep, I'll watch you sleep, I'll watch you sleep, and listen to you breathe, I'll watch you sleep, how I wanted with some Cheetos, hey, give me my food, hey, thanks, oh my god, thank god you're here, Gabby, drunk Gabby, the stupid vending machine won't give me my food,
01:00:57I got you.
01:00:59Wow.
01:01:01I'm telling you, listen,
01:01:03I've tried this so many times tonight
01:01:05and it has not happened.
01:01:07I mean, I don't know. Oh.
01:01:09Food!
01:01:13Thank you. It's so crazy.
01:01:15I'm gonna walk you to your room, okay?
01:01:17If you wanna walk me back to my room, Paige,
01:01:19then that's what we're gonna do.
01:01:21I'm gonna do that. Alright.
01:01:23Remember...
01:01:25Remember when I told you that me and Aya broke up?
01:01:27Yeah.
01:01:29Well, it actually turns out
01:01:31that they broke up with me.
01:01:33No one knows that, though.
01:01:37Gabby Campos got dumped.
01:01:39Shh.
01:01:43Are you okay?
01:01:45Um, yeah.
01:01:47I am...
01:01:49I'm not.
01:01:51You're good at making me feel better, though.
01:01:53I can't. I can't. I can't.
01:01:55Sorry.
01:01:57Why don't you wanna kiss me?
01:01:59Why does no one wanna kiss me?
01:02:01I'm sorry.
01:02:03I just have a crush on somebody else.
01:02:05Story of my life.
01:02:07Am I right?
01:02:09Gabby?
01:02:11It's a Froyo loyalty card.
01:02:23Yeah.
01:02:25That it is.
01:02:29See you later, alligator.
01:02:31Good night.
01:02:33Good night.
01:02:55Hey, Jerry, awake.
01:02:57Good night.
01:03:03Well, friends, it doesn't get any bigger than this.
01:03:05We're here at the historic Central Square Track and Field.
01:03:09And we've got a big one today.
01:03:11And this is the stuff dreams are made of,
01:03:13but also nightmares if you're not in the top three.
01:03:15It goes by so fast, like childhood.
01:03:17I just hope that everybody takes every moment in
01:03:19and makes it special.
01:03:21Now, some would say there are no losers here today.
01:03:23Is that true?
01:03:25No.
01:03:26Fantastic.
01:03:27The polls say you're two points behind.
01:03:29Oh, yeah?
01:03:30I wanna trust the polls,
01:03:31especially when they're run by two freshmen
01:03:33who have crushes on them.
01:03:34Okay, Todd and Henry are doing the best they can
01:03:35with the resources they have.
01:03:36Mm-hmm.
01:03:37They're having the best they can.
01:03:38Are they?
01:03:39Are they really?
01:03:40Guys, I'm right, Jesse.
01:03:41Have you guys seen AJ?
01:03:42Trace's next turn on the bus,
01:03:43but then coach cornered me
01:03:44to talk about my mom's food preferences.
01:03:45No, why?
01:03:46You have that anxious sweating
01:03:47through your clinical strength
01:03:48deodorant look in your eye.
01:03:49AJ made me kiss last night.
01:03:50Shut up!
01:03:51And then Gabby tried to kiss me again.
01:03:53Oh, my God!
01:03:54And I'm freaking out
01:03:55because AJ thinks it was both of our first kisses.
01:03:57But it wasn't.
01:03:58My first kiss was with Gabby
01:03:59and I don't know what to do
01:04:00because I actually like AJ.
01:04:02No shit.
01:04:03Dylan.
01:04:05Our kiss was really real.
01:04:08You know what I'm saying?
01:04:09It was really good.
01:04:10Okay, Paige, take a deep breath
01:04:12because you can't have an orgasm on the field.
01:04:14I just don't know what to do.
01:04:15I don't want her to think
01:04:16that it didn't matter
01:04:17and I don't want her to think
01:04:18that I like her sister.
01:04:19I don't.
01:04:20I don't want her to hate me.
01:04:21We were talking all night
01:04:22and I really don't want her to hate me.
01:04:29What am I going to do?
01:04:30Um, okay, well, first of all,
01:04:32you're going to run the race
01:04:34and hopefully you won't trip and fall
01:04:36and then we can figure out
01:04:37what to say to AJ.
01:04:38I feel like I'm going to shit my pants
01:04:39like that marathon runner did.
01:04:40Shit your pants?
01:04:41Please shit your pants.
01:04:42That would be hilarious.
01:04:43No, please don't shit your pants.
01:04:44It's going to slow us down.
01:04:45True.
01:04:46Maybe don't shit your pants.
01:04:47And that's it for the Javelin.
01:04:48We're getting that young athlete
01:04:49carted off the field.
01:04:50I'm sure they'll be okay.
01:04:51They're doing amazing things now
01:04:52with blood platelet therapy.
01:04:54Yikes.
01:04:55And now we're on to the big one.
01:04:57The granddaddy of them all,
01:04:58the fastest 50 seconds in sport,
01:05:00the four by 100 meter relay.
01:05:02There will be a gunshot to start,
01:05:04but it's fake.
01:05:06Tell me that I'm yummy
01:05:07when I'm driving in your car.
01:05:09Tell me that you love me
01:05:11when we close the border wall.
01:05:13Baby, tell me that you like my style.
01:05:15Make you my own girl now, yeah, yeah.
01:05:17You're my queen, but daddy,
01:05:18be wearing the crown, uh.
01:05:20We sit at the king's table.
01:05:22The courts be assembled are disabled.
01:05:24How would you approach a baton handball?
01:05:26More like this?
01:05:27No, no, no, no.
01:05:29How would you approach a baton handball?
01:05:31Go like this?
01:05:33Okay, ready?
01:05:34Grab.
01:05:35So I don't look.
01:05:36Do it again?
01:05:37Ah, incredible.
01:05:38Incredible.
01:05:39And our hands did not tend to...
01:05:40Oh, but you have to do it backwards.
01:05:41Just picture this, but backwards.
01:05:47On your board.
01:05:50Get set!
01:05:59Here we are with the second leg of the race.
01:06:11And for Miller High, this is Gabriella Campos.
01:06:13She's one of the captains.
01:06:15Look at him go.
01:06:16Wow.
01:06:17She's really...
01:06:18She's just...
01:06:19She's just doing a lot of this.
01:06:20She's doing tons of this.
01:06:21This is gonna be a crucial handoff here
01:06:23to new cover Paige Evans.
01:06:24And they get it done,
01:06:25and now Paige Evans is off.
01:06:26I want to let it go.
01:06:27Keep kicking on us all.
01:06:29You never got some more.
01:06:31Oh, oh.
01:06:32Yeah, we're never gonna stop.
01:06:35But the rhythm makes it fall for all.
01:06:37Oh, oh, oh.
01:06:39Monetary things might gleam,
01:06:40but the sun makes the beams,
01:06:41and we are human beings,
01:06:42and yeah, that's an animal.
01:06:43Lying on the plane,
01:06:44but call us a cannibal,
01:06:45and it's terrible.
01:06:46How we let ourselves get played on,
01:06:48like an Atari.
01:06:49I'm not sorry,
01:06:50cause my heart beats for tomorrow's love.
01:06:52Not tomorrow's love.
01:06:53Now, look at Miller High.
01:06:54They are neck and neck.
01:06:56Absolute surprise.
01:06:57Oh, the humanity of it all.
01:06:59Incredible.
01:07:00Linklater close behind.
01:07:01Now heckling in the lead.
01:07:03Miller High is summit.
01:07:05Miller High second place.
01:07:08Oh, my God.
01:07:09Oh, my God.
01:07:10Yes.
01:07:11Second place.
01:07:12Hey.
01:07:13Can I talk to you about last night?
01:07:14What about last night?
01:07:15What about last night?
01:07:16What happened last night?
01:07:17My drunk ass tried to kiss Paige.
01:07:18I'm sorry.
01:07:19I should've asked and not just assumed because we kissed before.
01:07:20But honestly, I should probably apologize for that kiss, too.
01:07:21I clearly don't deal with breakups.
01:07:22No, I knew about this.
01:07:23It's really not what it seems.
01:07:24No, it's fine.
01:07:25You don't have to say it's.
01:07:26No, it's fine.
01:07:27You don't have to say it's fine.
01:07:28You don't have to say it's fine.
01:07:29Oh, my God.
01:07:30Oh, my God.
01:07:31Oh, my God.
01:07:32Oh, my God.
01:07:33Oh, my God.
01:07:34Oh, my God.
01:07:35Yes.
01:07:36Second place.
01:07:37Hey, can I talk to you about last night?
01:07:38What about last night?
01:07:39What about last night?
01:07:40What about last night?
01:07:41What happened last night?
01:07:42What breakups go?
01:07:45I don't know about this.
01:07:46It's really not what it seems to be.
01:07:48No, it's fine.
01:07:49You don't have to explain this to me.
01:07:50Can we please talk?
01:07:51No, it's fine.
01:07:52It's just a kiss, right?
01:07:56Actually, I should be apologizing to you.
01:07:59I'm kingpun, so we're even.
01:08:01Holy shit.
01:08:02What the fuck?
01:08:03You guys like each other?
01:08:05Gab, really?
01:08:06Keep up, please.
01:08:08Shit.
01:08:09AJ, wait.
01:08:10Leave me alone, Gabby.
01:08:11Wait.
01:08:12I didn't know you liked her, okay?
01:08:13I never would've kissed her if I did.
01:08:14Yeah, I know, but this always happens.
01:08:15Every time I try to make new friends or just do my own thing, people always think of
01:08:20you first.
01:08:21I'm sorry.
01:08:22God, I'm so stupid for thinking about you.
01:08:23I'm sorry.
01:08:24I'm so stupid for thinking about you.
01:08:25I'm sorry.
01:08:26I'm sorry.
01:08:27I'm sorry.
01:08:28I'm so stupid for thinking about you.
01:08:29I'm sorry.
01:08:30I'm sorry.
01:08:31I'm sorry.
01:08:32I'm sorry.
01:08:33I'm sorry.
01:08:34I'm sorry.
01:08:35I'm sorry.
01:08:36I'm sorry.
01:08:37I'm sorry.
01:08:38I'm sorry.
01:08:39God, I'm so stupid for thinking this time was different.
01:08:41AJ, you're not stupid.
01:08:43Paige isn't even into me.
01:08:44She said she liked someone else.
01:08:45I'm guessing you.
01:08:46She never told me that.
01:08:48Just like you didn't tell me you were king pun?
01:08:50I mean, what is going on with you?
01:08:52Why wouldn't you tell me that?
01:08:53Because mom and dad would kill me if they found out I was spending time on literally
01:08:56anything other than school or track, let alone defacing the school.
01:08:59But it's me, AJ.
01:09:02I know.
01:09:03But everything I do is always overshadowed by you, Gabs.
01:09:10I needed something that was mine.
01:09:12How am I supposed to help you if you don't tell me anything?
01:09:15Help me with what?
01:09:16Mom and dad?
01:09:17They're hard on me too, you know?
01:09:19Oh, now this is about you.
01:09:20Great.
01:09:21I'm sorry.
01:09:22I didn't mean it.
01:09:24Listen, I will be fine.
01:09:26Just let second place feel like last today, okay?
01:09:33Wow.
01:09:34AJ is king pun.
01:09:37Mm-hmm.
01:09:38I did not see that coming.
01:09:41Either try.
01:09:43Thank you for getting me my favorite, by the way.
01:09:46You're welcome.
01:09:47I mean, I got it for both of us, so I...
01:09:49Well, okay.
01:09:51Um...
01:09:53So...
01:09:55I hate to bring this up, but it's almost the end of the semester and I was kind of wondering
01:10:02what you were planning to do about the whole suspension thing.
01:10:07Um...
01:10:08I have no clue.
01:10:09Mm-hmm.
01:10:10I don't want to give AJ away because her dad would be really upset, but I also don't want
01:10:15to ruin this little CalArts thing.
01:10:17Yeah.
01:10:18I get it.
01:10:19Everything is falling apart.
01:10:22She won't speak to me.
01:10:25She ignored me the whole time on the bus and she doesn't answer any of my texts, so...
01:10:31How am I supposed to draw my happiest moment when I'm the most depressed I've ever been?
01:10:35Well, stop wondering how you could have done things differently, you know?
01:10:40I mean, sometimes you just have to let your feelings guide you.
01:10:43That's all you can really do and then sometimes your head and your heart end up duking it out.
01:10:50Well, all those two things aren't really working right now, are they?
01:10:54She's gonna come around, you just gotta give her some time.
01:10:57That's the way this works.
01:10:59You didn't see the look on her face, Mom.
01:11:01I know.
01:11:02I didn't, but...
01:11:05I've been AJ, okay?
01:11:08I've been you.
01:11:10I've been Gabby.
01:11:11You break hearts, you get your heart broken, and everything in between.
01:11:15That's just how it works.
01:11:16Be cool and I think eventually AJ will hear what you're saying.
01:11:21Having feelings is evil?
01:11:24It's the worst.
01:11:26No feelings would be better, but that's just not the way it is.
01:11:30I do have one more really important question, though.
01:11:34What's that?
01:11:35How does Coach Murray look?
01:11:37Oh, like seriously, level with me.
01:11:39Tell me everything.
01:11:40I want all the details.
01:11:42What do you mean you think only five people are gonna go?
01:11:45I don't.
01:11:46I got you.
01:11:48I'm telling you, Tim and James are squealing this election.
01:11:53Got no, nowhere else to hide in the deep.
01:12:00Is that Alton?
01:12:05Got no, no one else to find for the scheme.
01:12:11Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
01:12:23Nothing that rise or fall.
01:12:28It's all, all of us.
01:12:30Won't you let us do it?
01:12:32Take a seat.
01:12:34For the team.
01:12:36How does Kelly perform?
01:12:37Can we sleep?
01:12:38Go for it.
01:12:39The game's in...
01:12:41What we're...
01:12:42Got no.
01:12:45I don't know.
01:12:46Okay, go for it.
01:12:50How do you bet
01:12:56Got your hands into the fire by the greed
01:13:08Got no body to deny what they've seen
01:13:19It's on all of us, but you let us do it
01:13:40Take a seat for the team
01:13:44No, we don't know how to behave
01:13:49Had my fingers up screaming, fuck what you say
01:13:53It's not the whole world over earth we play
01:13:58Toss and turn in every night, I wanna feel safe
01:14:04Ain't a room full of kerosene
01:14:09It's on all of us, but you let us do it
01:14:14Take a seat for the team
01:14:18It's on all of us, but you let us do it
01:14:25Take a seat for the team
01:14:29It's all nominous
01:14:33Just drop it in your pass box
01:14:36Thank you
01:14:36Yep, you got it
01:14:38I'm sorry, I just, I really need to
01:14:51I mean, this is rude
01:14:52Um, sorry
01:14:56I dropped something out there, so I have to go ahead
01:15:00I need to get one of you
01:15:02Thank you
01:15:02Sorry, I'm gonna
01:15:04Hi, what are you doing?
01:15:06Are you just going to ignore me forever?
01:15:08It's been three days
01:15:09Well, each one of them is spelled like daylight savings
01:15:11That would make them an hour shorter
01:15:14Well, I told you, I don't know the metric system
01:15:17I know you were forced to hang out with me on track
01:15:19But then you used me to get to my sister
01:15:21To hide from Chantal and to figure out who King Pun was
01:15:23Which you could have told me about, by the way
01:15:25Oh, because you were so honest?
01:15:27Okay, I deserve that
01:15:29It's not like you told the truth, though, either
01:15:31Well, I wanted to tell
01:15:32You know that other place you can go to make out, right?
01:15:35That's really not what we're doing
01:15:37I wanted to tell you about King Pun
01:15:39That I was King Pun
01:15:40I wanted to tell you how I felt
01:15:42How I think about you all the time
01:15:44How when you look at me, I feel like my heart is literally beating in my ears
01:15:49And when you get flustered, I get flustered
01:15:50Because I think it's the stupidest, cutest thing I've ever seen
01:15:52But maybe this is why I didn't tell you
01:15:55Because I knew it was too good to be true
01:15:58You don't get to choose who you fall for, believe me, I get it
01:16:01AJ, look at me
01:16:04I like you
01:16:06I don't want to be runner-up
01:16:09Thank you
01:16:12Why does the vote for Dylan hashtag only have two posts when they're both from me?
01:16:19She hasn't posted in 12 hours, is that weird? That feels really weird
01:16:22Oh, do you care because it's King Pun
01:16:24Or do you care because it's AJ and it's driving you nuts and not knowing what she's thinking?
01:16:27I'm not answering that
01:16:28Listen, I just know how much trouble AJ will be in if I tell on her I don't know what to do
01:16:33Fling is always an option
01:16:35You're going to be a great president, Stacey
01:16:37Thank you
01:16:39Wait, you didn't vote for me?
01:16:42You're me and AJ's uniforms?
01:16:44Thank you, Gabby
01:16:45Just put it in there
01:16:45Hey, this had hot Cheeto dust on it when I got it
01:16:50Really weird
01:16:50Oh, Paige
01:16:54Principal Collins would like to see you in her office
01:16:58I know
01:16:59And, um, tell your mom I said hi
01:17:05I will not
01:17:06Okay, let's just get this over with
01:17:13I'm King Pun, there, I said it, okay?
01:17:16I accept whatever consequences you determine for me and I'll face them
01:17:19Wait, let me get this straight
01:17:21You are also King Pun?
01:17:23Yes
01:17:24Okay, I'm King Pun
01:17:25We're all King Pun
01:17:26In fact, I'm Queen Pun
01:17:28Huh?
01:17:28Is it root vegetable season?
01:17:29Because it's turnip time
01:17:31See?
01:17:31No, I'm King Pun
01:17:33We know you're not King Pun, okay?
01:17:35AJ Campos came in about an hour ago and she confessed to everything
01:17:37Wait, what?
01:17:38Do you want to get suspended too?
01:17:39I'm just curious because it feels like you want to get suspended
01:17:42And I don't know about you, but I'm not trying to do double the paperwork
01:17:44I got things to do
01:17:46Wait, suspension?
01:17:47You suspended her?
01:17:48Yes, I suspended her
01:17:50She came in and gave me all the evidence I needed
01:17:52And she's allowed back into school next semester
01:17:54Next semester?
01:17:56Do you understand how space and time works?
01:17:58Oh God, the semester ends this week
01:18:00Why are you still here?
01:18:01I have things to do
01:18:03Wenches to boss
01:18:04And turkey legs to motorboat
01:18:06And history to write
01:18:08Okay, I'll leave
01:18:09Well, do you want to help me with the corset?
01:18:11Because it's
01:18:12It is like a whole panic room
01:18:15On my back
01:18:16Like, I want to win
01:18:30But I just, like, I don't want to see you lose
01:18:32I'm gonna win, babe
01:18:33I don't know if you are
01:18:34I think I will
01:18:35Oh yeah?
01:18:35You think you're gonna win?
01:18:36I know I'm gonna win
01:18:37Yeah, tell me again
01:18:38You're gonna win
01:18:38I'm gonna win
01:18:39I'm not fucking
01:18:40I need your help
01:18:42Stacy, I need you to call Gabby
01:18:43Are you serious?
01:18:47She's relapsing
01:18:48It's the opposite, actually
01:18:49I'll fill you guys in while we work
01:18:50We should go
01:18:51Work on what?
01:18:54Paige
01:18:54Paige
01:18:55What are we doing?
01:19:12You know I can't be here right now
01:19:13I won't take a look
01:19:14Jesus Christ!
01:19:19What the hell are you doing?
01:19:20Put that away!
01:19:24Gab, stop!
01:19:26Are you just trying to get me expelled at this point?
01:19:29Listen, I know you're still upset
01:19:30Yeah, more so now
01:19:31But I will always have your back, okay?
01:19:33If you're going down, I'm going down with you
01:19:35Okay
01:19:35Yeah, I appreciate the gesture
01:19:37But this is not gonna help me at all
01:19:38In fact, I think it's gonna get me in more trouble
01:19:40Also, what the hell is it?
01:19:45Isn't it obvious?
01:19:46No
01:19:47I feel like I'm playing Pictionary with an infant
01:19:49It's supposed to be an arrow
01:19:51You were supposed to follow it
01:19:52What?
01:19:54Listen, I love you, okay?
01:19:57Even when we fight
01:19:57And you're a fucking incredible artist
01:20:00And an amazing person
01:20:01You deserve to win, AJ
01:20:03Alright, I do appreciate that
01:20:05So please, follow my shitty arrow
01:20:07When we met
01:20:19I worried that
01:20:20You and me sparked too easy
01:20:24Did me in
01:20:30With your grief
01:20:31We grew into something heavy
01:20:34Been a while
01:20:40We lost touch
01:20:42I feel like a stranger
01:20:45I ran out on your love
01:20:47Oh, babe, you don't blame me
01:20:50I change like the seasons
01:20:53Good afternoon, everybody
01:20:57Just a quick reminder
01:20:59There's about 50 spots open
01:21:01For the annual Renaissance Fair
01:21:02So if you'd like to sign up
01:21:04You can still do that
01:21:05In my office
01:21:06Moving on
01:21:07To the real reason we're here today
01:21:09The election results
01:21:10And a quick thank you
01:21:12To your peers here on stage
01:21:14Who have worked so hard
01:21:16To earn your vote
01:21:17To become
01:21:18The next student body president
01:21:20And out of the two
01:21:21I have no idea who it could be
01:21:22It's such a close race
01:21:24Between the both of them
01:21:27Without further ado
01:21:29Your next president is
01:21:31Stacy Clark
01:21:34And he did it
01:21:36Madam president
01:21:37First gentleman
01:21:38Okay
01:21:39I'm so Stacy
01:21:42I am so honored
01:21:49To be your new student body president
01:21:51As many of you may know
01:21:53I've worked tirelessly
01:21:54To make this dream happen
01:21:55And I want to give a huge shout out
01:21:57To everybody who's helped me
01:21:58Along the way
01:21:58I'm looking at you
01:22:00Tom and Henry
01:22:00As promised on my campaign trail
01:22:04I will be completely transparent
01:22:06About all my policies
01:22:07And I also will be challenging
01:22:09The administration
01:22:10On any issues
01:22:11I believe may have pushed back
01:22:12Here we go
01:22:13In fact
01:22:14I'd like to start right now
01:22:16By introducing you guys
01:22:17To my very first project
01:22:19The beautification initiative
01:22:21It's about time
01:22:22We took a page
01:22:23Out of King Pun's book
01:22:24And filled these school walls
01:22:26With color
01:22:27And life
01:22:27It's time
01:22:29We reinvested in art
01:22:30No matter what
01:22:30The administration says
01:22:32I'll vote it for you bitch
01:22:33Therefore
01:22:34To launch this initiative
01:22:36I'd like to welcome
01:22:37A beautiful artist
01:22:38To the stage
01:22:39Paige Evans
01:22:40Woo!
01:22:45You look like a serial killer
01:22:47Change your eyes
01:22:47What is she doing?
01:22:50Wait
01:22:50I can't believe
01:22:51I've become an accomplice
01:22:52To this
01:22:53Oh
01:22:53You're gonna be surprised
01:22:55By a lot of the things
01:22:56You do with me
01:22:57I'm mostly talking
01:22:58About sex stuff
01:22:59Just so you know
01:23:01Hello
01:23:04My name is
01:23:07Paige Evans
01:23:09Yeah, yeah, Paige
01:23:10Some of you guys
01:23:15May recognize me
01:23:16From that party
01:23:17I attended once
01:23:18Jesus
01:23:20This is terrible
01:23:23Good job
01:23:25Like King Pun
01:23:29I too am also
01:23:31An artist
01:23:32And I believe
01:23:35That art
01:23:36Is supposed to
01:23:36Make you feel something
01:23:37King Pun
01:23:39Isn't vandalizing
01:23:41School property
01:23:41Actually
01:23:43Bringing life
01:23:45Into this place
01:23:45Have you ever
01:23:47Walked into school
01:23:48And
01:23:49Had a bad night
01:23:51Or
01:23:51Had a breakup
01:23:53And saw a mural
01:23:54And laughed
01:23:56Or smiled
01:23:56Yes
01:23:59So
01:24:00Exactly
01:24:01I don't
01:24:04I don't think
01:24:05That King Pun
01:24:05Has to be punished
01:24:07For that
01:24:07And
01:24:09As your new
01:24:10Class president
01:24:11I agree
01:24:12Great
01:24:15It's a coup
01:24:17Please please
01:24:20Hi
01:24:23Hi
01:24:25So AJ's King Pun
01:24:27I just need you
01:24:29To know
01:24:29That when I'm
01:24:30With you
01:24:30It's not about
01:24:31Gabby
01:24:31It's
01:24:32It's not about
01:24:32Track
01:24:33Paige
01:24:33I don't
01:24:34Really want to
01:24:34Just
01:24:34Let me finish
01:24:36Okay
01:24:36Please
01:24:38Yeah
01:24:41I've been really
01:24:43Struggling
01:24:43With this
01:24:44Stupid prompt
01:24:45Trying to figure out
01:24:46What my happiest
01:24:47Moment feels like
01:24:48I can't hear anything
01:24:50Hey
01:24:50You guys know
01:24:51What's happening
01:24:51I've realized
01:24:53That it's not just
01:24:54One moment
01:24:55It's every moment
01:24:56That I've had with you
01:24:57Falling for you
01:24:59Has been the happiest
01:25:00Moment of my life
01:25:01And making this
01:25:03Has been the easiest
01:25:05Thing I've made
01:25:05All semester
01:25:06Oh my god
01:25:12Wow
01:25:16I mean
01:25:18It really hasn't
01:25:21Been the easiest thing
01:25:22I haven't slept
01:25:24In 24 hours
01:25:25But
01:25:25You get the idea
01:25:27Can I
01:25:31Talk
01:25:31Now
01:25:32Only if it's good
01:25:33I'm really sorry
01:25:38I threw you in the bus
01:25:38And let you take
01:25:40The fall for me
01:25:40It was wrong
01:25:41And really messed up
01:25:42Just wanted to
01:25:44Spend every second
01:25:44I could with you
01:25:45And every stupid pun
01:25:49And mural
01:25:50And drawing
01:25:50Brought us together
01:25:52So I
01:25:53Couldn't stop
01:25:55Because I was
01:25:56Falling for you too
01:25:57Okay
01:26:01That was good
01:26:03Yo can y'all speak up
01:26:05Man we can't hear you
01:26:05Shut up Tim
01:26:07Sorry
01:26:10What do we do
01:26:11I think if we kiss
01:26:13We'll get the idea
01:26:14Okay
01:26:14Oh thank god
01:26:21Yes sister
01:26:22How are you gonna get that to CalArts
01:26:26Uh my mom's gonna cover it
01:26:28There's only 15% battery left
01:26:32Oh yeah
01:26:33I know I brought the charger
01:26:34So that we could have a little fun
01:26:35With this bad boy
01:26:36In your office later on
01:26:37And by later on
01:26:38I mean in like
01:26:3890 seconds
01:26:40We should go
01:26:41Thank god this went well
01:26:45Could you imagine
01:26:47If she got you
01:26:48Turning me down on tape
01:26:49Hello
01:26:50Oh yep
01:26:51There you are
01:26:52I was sitting here
01:26:53The whole time
01:26:53Did you not notice
01:26:54No
01:26:54Why are you smiling
01:26:56What are you talking about
01:26:57I know you took some of my hair
01:26:59I know that you're in love with me
01:27:01Whoa okay
01:27:01Don't flatter yourself
01:27:03You're not my type
01:27:03Two
01:27:04Of course I took your hair
01:27:05How else is a love spell supposed to work
01:27:07I'm exhausted
01:27:08You're welcome
01:27:10She really just called us out
01:27:13Paige
01:27:14Okay I know
01:27:17I know
01:27:17Double the paperwork
01:27:18And I'm sorry
01:27:19And you're gonna have to
01:27:21Suspend us both
01:27:22So
01:27:22I'm not suspending either one of you guys
01:27:24Really
01:27:25What
01:27:25Did I stutter
01:27:26You guys need to clean your ears
01:27:28No
01:27:28Not suspending anyone
01:27:30And the beautification initiative
01:27:31When the board hears about it
01:27:33It was me
01:27:34Okay
01:27:34That's fine
01:27:35Damn
01:27:36Oh I'm not done yet
01:27:37You guys are also gonna run
01:27:38The face painting booth
01:27:39At the rent fair this year
01:27:41Anything
01:27:41That's the face I was looking for
01:27:43Looking like a bunch of wenches
01:27:45She's called us wenches
01:27:47Does this mean I have to paint Tim
01:27:49I mean I'm assuming
01:27:50We should be thanking her
01:27:51It's the first day in the job
01:27:52And you've already started a revolution
01:27:54Would you expect anything less
01:27:56How do you use those dental dams
01:27:57There's some in your locker
01:27:58Thank you
01:28:01By the way
01:28:04That wasn't just a kiss
01:28:06Yeah
01:28:08There's shit
01:28:08The thing about art
01:28:11Is that you can't force it
01:28:13It's a lot like love
01:28:14You have to just let it come to you
01:28:17And not be afraid to be vulnerable
01:28:18I spent so long comparing myself
01:28:21To other artists
01:28:22To my peers
01:28:23To King Pun
01:28:24When I finally stopped
01:28:26And I started living my life
01:28:27My art caught up with me
01:28:28And you know what
01:28:30It looks pretty damn good from here
01:28:32Now that I am out of my decolor
01:28:35Seeing all the colors
01:28:37That I feel because of you
01:28:39Now I know that I don't need to serve you
01:28:42Finally got each other
01:28:44Think Donnie was always you
01:28:46All this shit that I went through
01:28:51Doesn't matter cause of you
01:28:54So much turning forward to
01:28:58That big picture starts with you
01:29:01Every time I make a chance
01:29:03You put back my legs
01:29:05Let's take the door
01:29:05Let's take the door
01:29:06Let's take the door
01:29:06Let's take the door
01:29:06Let's take the door
01:29:06Let's take the door
01:29:07Let's take the door
01:29:07Let's take the door
01:29:08Let's take the door
01:29:08Let's take the door
01:29:09Let's take the door
01:29:09Let's take the door
01:29:10Let's take the door
01:29:10Let's take the door
01:29:11Let's take the door
01:29:11Let's take the door
01:29:12Let's take the door
01:29:13Let's take the door
01:29:13Let's take the door
01:29:14Let's take the door
01:29:14Let's take the door
01:29:15Let's take the door
01:29:16Let's take the door
01:29:16Let's take the door
01:29:17Let's take the door
01:29:18Let's take the door
01:29:18Let's take the door
01:29:19Let's take the door
01:29:19Let's take the door
01:29:20Let's take the door
01:29:20Let's take the door

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