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00:00Go!
00:02You could have made it!
00:07Mum!
00:08I ordered that your car be auctioned.
00:10The car's innocent, I'm the guilty one.
00:13You got 28 days to pay $4,000.
00:16You're a great man, get a job.
00:18What did I say about using the J-word, Mum?
00:24Copy each value into Excel.
00:26Excel? Is that word's cousin?
00:28Nah, PowerPoint is.
00:30I told you, no more food from the dump.
00:32You'll need a kidney transplant.
00:34You have a deeply rooted sense of childhood rejection by your father.
00:39He wants your kidney!
00:40Get out!
00:42Here's daddy!
00:46This is a matter of war and death, young girl.
00:49I'm leaving you.
00:51You will find a husband.
00:53Then I will get as much plastic surgery as I need.
00:58What happened to your face?
00:59Do you like it?
01:00No!
01:01You look like a baboon!
01:02Now we have to get a bigger toilet!
01:03Ugh!
01:05I'm gonna bash my dad.
01:06What?
01:08You 5G fool!
01:10I have always loved you.
01:11Oh, you're disgusting!
01:12Wait!
01:13You've got to fill that void.
01:16How about I fill your mum's void?
01:20They liked us, bro.
01:21Alright, let's just fucking go then.
01:22But they said something about touching base, remember?
01:24Yeah, I touched my base twice already today.
01:26We're being on bass twice already today.
01:27Alright!
01:28You have a big bass twice already today.
01:29How about you?
01:30Is that a big bass one?
01:32Is that a big bass two?
01:33Is that a bag of bass two?
01:34Yeah, let's get a big bass?
01:35I'm doing bass twice already today.
01:36Well, let's get a big bass one today.
01:37I'm doing bass twice already today.
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