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00:04:13I was approached to be spokesman for a multinational corporation called EES.
00:04:18Oh, the Everything Except Shoes people.
00:04:20Right.
00:04:21I was at their headquarters to meet the chairman and the board of directors.
00:04:24They wanted to send me to South America to promote a controversial fertilizer called Zygrot 24.
00:04:29You are the only one who can stand up to these radicals who are trying to keep Zygrot 24
00:04:34from the struggling farmers whose very future depends on it.
00:04:39Wasn't that stuff banned?
00:04:41Only in the U.S.
00:04:43And Europe.
00:04:43I heard that shit's lethal.
00:04:48All right, you need proof.
00:04:49Fine.
00:04:50Please, sit down.
00:04:53I would like you to meet the head of our South American research facility,
00:04:58Senor Juan Valdez.
00:05:00My name is George Ramirez.
00:05:03Whatever.
00:05:05He's been working with Zygrot 24 every day for the last five years.
00:05:08Now, look at him.
00:05:10He's in fine shape.
00:05:12Aren't you?
00:05:12Juan.
00:05:14Juan.
00:05:20Yes.
00:05:22I am fine.
00:05:25I want you to know that me and my team in Santa Flan...
00:05:29Santa Flan?
00:05:30What kind of shitty name for a country is that?
00:05:36It is named for the patron saint of creamy desserts.
00:05:39As I was saying, we have worked very closely with Zygrot 24.
00:05:47Father, I have personally supervised his development.
00:05:50No potential danger was left uninvestigated.
00:05:54The environmentalists are crackpats.
00:05:57All of them.
00:05:58This is ridiculous, I tell you.
00:06:00Totally ridiculous.
00:06:02Thank you, Valdez.
00:06:03Thank you, Valdez.
00:06:04That'll be all.
00:06:06Hey, wait a minute.
00:06:08Ricky, this is important.
00:06:10We are talking about a major threat to the EES image.
00:06:14How does $2 million plus expenses sound?
00:06:21Oh, Dick.
00:06:23$2 million.
00:06:24Sounds great.
00:06:26But...
00:06:27I hear you.
00:06:29Let's make it $5 million.
00:06:32Well, that is if the board agrees.
00:06:34Gentlemen, all those in favor.
00:06:36Good.
00:06:38It's unanimous.
00:06:40Well, Ricky, what do you say?
00:06:43Are you EES's man in Santa Flynn?
00:07:01So the deal was done.
00:07:04I was Ricky Coogan, toxic chemical salesman.
00:07:08Me and my buddy Ernie hopped on the next plane for Santa Flan.
00:07:11Oh, did they show a movie?
00:07:12Return to the Blue Lagoon.
00:07:14Oh, I heard that sucked.
00:07:15Where the hell is Ernie?
00:07:17Oh!
00:07:20Ladies, all I wanted was a manicure.
00:07:23Hey, I'm kidding.
00:07:24What is that, gravy?
00:07:25Oh!
00:07:29Where'd you get that?
00:07:30I don't know, Coog.
00:07:31It started as a pimple, and then I scratched it.
00:07:37Can I get either of you gentlemen a pillow or a blanket?
00:07:40Yes, please.
00:07:44Ah!
00:07:48Is that your luggage up there?
00:07:50Yeah.
00:07:50Is that your ugly little troll?
00:07:54Stewie!
00:07:54Look!
00:07:54I got a rare steal from your first season on the Baker's Dozen.
00:08:03Could you sign it for me?
00:08:04Pleeease!
00:08:07Baker's Dozen.
00:08:07I like the mom on that joke.
00:08:09I forked her.
00:08:09Cool.
00:08:10Rick!
00:08:11Oh!
00:08:11Oh!
00:08:12Rick!
00:08:12Ah!
00:08:13Ah!
00:08:13Ah!
00:08:14Ah!
00:08:14Ah!
00:08:15Ah!
00:08:15Ah!
00:08:16Ah!
00:08:17Rick, it says here Zygrat 24 is dangerous.
00:08:20Why are you lending your name to it, Rick?
00:08:23You used to be good, and now I just don't know.
00:08:28Don't cry, Stewie.
00:08:44Deep down, I'm still good.
00:08:48Ah!
00:08:49Ah!
00:08:50Ah!
00:08:51Yes!
00:08:52Ah!
00:08:53Ah!
00:08:54Ah!
00:08:55Ah!
00:08:56Ah!
00:08:57Ah!
00:08:58Ah!
00:08:59Ah!
00:08:59Ah!
00:09:00Ah!
00:09:10May I take you a bomb, sir?
00:09:11Captain Benway here.
00:09:12To the right of the aircraft, you can see a terrific view of the Grand Canyon.
00:09:16And to the left, you can see a panic-stricken little troll.
00:09:19Ah!
00:09:21Ah!
00:09:22Ah!
00:09:23Ah!
00:09:24Ah!
00:09:25Ah!
00:09:26Ah!
00:09:27Ah!
00:09:28Ah!
00:09:29Ah!
00:09:30Ah!
00:09:31Who Wow!
00:09:32You're gonna eat your peanuts, Ernie?
00:09:33Games.
00:09:35Ah!
00:09:36Ah!
00:09:42Ah!
00:09:43Ah!
00:09:44Ah!
00:09:45Ah!
00:09:46Ah!
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00:09:52Ah!
00:09:53¡Sexy!
00:09:54¡Gimme a few hours!
00:09:58¡Sure glad that wasn't our plane!
00:10:02¡Musten stay! ¡Take your toxic crap away!
00:10:05¡D.E.S.! ¡Musten stay! ¡Take your toxic crap away!
00:10:09¡D.E.S.! ¡Musten stay!
00:10:10¡Take your toxic crap away!
00:10:12¡D.E.S.! ¡Musten stay! ¡Take your toxic crap away!
00:10:16¡Jesús!
00:10:17¡We better find the limo right now before these whale kissers chop us up and sell us from the party!
00:10:21¡D.E.S.!
00:10:25¡I got a better idea!
00:10:28¡If I can just find the right disguise!
00:10:35¡Take these!
00:10:38¡Gimme back my crutches, you monster!
00:10:40¡Ah, it hurts!
00:10:41¡Oh, God!
00:10:46¡Are you okay?
00:10:49¡Let me help you!
00:10:50¡Thanks!
00:10:51¡Oh, don't worry about me!
00:10:52¡I watch one man's pain weight against the global injustice of corporate tyrants like E.E.S.!
00:11:00¡Go!
00:11:01¡The fight must continue!
00:11:03¡Wow!
00:11:06¡My name's Julie!
00:11:07¡Jos!
00:11:08¡Jos!
00:11:09¡Jos!
00:11:10¡Jos!
00:11:11Gracias, Mother Teresa. Glad to meet you.
00:11:15Give me those, you api.
00:11:17Josh.
00:11:18Yeah?
00:11:18A busload of us are headed over to Maracis
00:11:20to protest Zygrat 24
00:11:22and pelt Ricky Coogan with cowshick.
00:11:25Same here.
00:11:27You could ride with us.
00:11:28Us? You're with him?
00:11:31Oh, Ernie?
00:11:32He's okay.
00:11:34You ever heard of an idiot savant?
00:11:35Sure.
00:11:36Oh, that's Ernie. Except for the savant part.
00:11:41Yeah, well, one thing's for sure.
00:11:46That Coogan guy sure is an asshole, huh?
00:11:49Ugh, I'll say.
00:11:50What a total piece of shit.
00:11:52I mean, don't you think so, Josh?
00:11:54Well, uh, he's got a few problems.
00:11:57And what a lousy actor.
00:11:58I mean, can you believe all that ghost dude crap?
00:12:01Well, come on. With a script that bad,
00:12:02he deserves an Oscar for coming off as good as he did.
00:12:05Well, he's no Christian Slater.
00:12:07Slater?
00:12:08Now, come on. I can act starkles around that one-note hack.
00:12:11And you think Slater could improv like this?
00:12:16Huh?
00:12:19Ugh.
00:12:21Damn it.
00:12:24So, Julie,
00:12:26you like Swedish films?
00:12:38You don't even want to hear the truth about Zygarde 24,
00:12:40or do you, Coogan?
00:12:41I mean, look,
00:12:42I am not saying that this stuff is going to turn anyone
00:12:44into some kind of...
00:12:45Human worm?
00:12:47Exactly.
00:12:47A human worm.
00:12:49I mean, that's just absurd.
00:12:50The point is that this product is a...
00:12:51I'm for you.
00:12:52Yeah, or a dog boy.
00:12:54That's stupid.
00:12:55The point is,
00:12:56this is a very...
00:12:57Is it a frog man?
00:12:58Okay, now you're just being silly.
00:13:01Human suffering is just a big joke to you,
00:13:03isn't it, Coogan?
00:13:04What?
00:13:05You are so sick.
00:13:09Cool!
00:13:09A freak show!
00:13:11Let's check it out.
00:13:13Kind of like a family reunion for you, huh?
00:13:16Lighten up, Coogan.
00:13:17Could be a goof.
00:13:18Freaks is a registered trademark of Elijah C. Skuggs Enterprises.
00:13:32Indian authorized reproduction is strictly prohibited
00:13:34without prior written consent.
00:13:35¡Gracias!
00:14:05¡Gracias!
00:14:36Real stupid.
00:14:44Let's go, Ernie.
00:14:45This place is dead.
00:14:46Yeah, where's all the weirdos?
00:14:48There are no weirdos here.
00:14:55Mutants?
00:14:57Yes.
00:14:59Genetic nightmares?
00:15:01Definitely.
00:15:02Children of hell and twisted masses of living, breathing, tormented flesh.
00:15:11Certainly.
00:15:13But as for weirdos...
00:15:20Not a what?
00:15:22Unless, of course, you count me.
00:15:26Not me.
00:15:29Nah.
00:15:30You seem like a regular dumb shit old redneck to me.
00:15:36I'm Julie.
00:15:37And you are?
00:15:38I am Elijah C. Skuggs.
00:15:39Proud proprietor of Skuggs' fabulous freak land and mutant emporium.
00:15:43Well, but you already knew that.
00:15:45Ha.
00:15:46After all, you have ventured miles away from...
00:15:48Civilization.
00:15:50Hospitals.
00:15:51Telephones.
00:15:53Police!
00:15:54Police!
00:15:57Now may I help you?
00:15:59Rob dead.
00:16:01We would love to see your freak show.
00:16:04You see, you have built a monument to the variety and innovation of nature.
00:16:13It reminds us to respect the fragile complexity of our global ecosystem.
00:16:19And you come to me looking for weirdos.
00:16:23Hey.
00:16:25Hey.
00:16:26Uh!
00:16:28Ow!
00:16:29Ow!
00:16:34Hello.
00:16:36Mr. Toad is my assistant.
00:16:39As for the show, I'm afraid the next parade of deformity isn't until tomorrow evening.
00:16:44Oh.
00:16:45However, I do have a private exhibit in my shed that you might be interested in.
00:16:53I don't usually share it with the general public.
00:16:57Well, we're, uh, deeply honored, but no thanks.
00:17:01Oh.
00:17:03All right.
00:17:06I used to blow up toads with firecrackers, pal.
00:17:10So watch it.
00:17:12The sideshow tradition has been completely misrepresented by the media.
00:17:16I mean, you don't talk again human misery.
00:17:19You show society a part of itself it just doesn't want to look at.
00:17:24You can get this.
00:17:26What the hell, huh?
00:17:27You know, we'll, uh, we'll see some pickled dog brains.
00:17:30Maybe some pictures of women with, you know, added equipment.
00:17:34Huh? Huh?
00:17:36Why not?
00:17:37Ash.
00:17:39bye!
00:17:57Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:17:59I just love the family circus.
00:18:00¿Estás bien?
00:18:02¿Estás bien?
00:18:04Yo admito.
00:18:06Están usando la misma palabra.
00:18:08Yo soy un hombre para este pequeño mofet shenanigans.
00:18:12Tal vez debería decirles algo más...
00:18:16...de lo que hago.
00:18:18¿Sabes?
00:18:20No solo...
00:18:22...es un hombre,
00:18:24...es un hombre.
00:18:26Just like Michelangelo...
00:18:28...so the angel in the stone...
00:18:30...I can look at a guy like...
00:18:34...Kevin Costner...
00:18:36...and see a giant peach grub...
00:18:38...who can fart the blue Danube.
00:18:44Behold...
00:18:46...the tasty freaks...
00:18:48...machine!
00:18:50Oh my God!
00:18:52He's using SiteGrad 24!
00:18:54Hey, you're not supposed to have that stuff!
00:18:56Well, then I guess I'm not supposed to have these either!
00:19:01Who wants to get freaked first?
00:19:03Lady first!
00:19:04Gus, cry yourself!
00:19:05If I were you, I would!
00:19:06Oh!
00:19:07Oh, God!
00:19:14Let's see now.
00:19:15What should we do with these two?
00:19:17Let's see.
00:19:18Final bud noise, huh?
00:19:20Did we make them...
00:19:22...deformed...
00:19:24...Michael Jackson?
00:19:26Uh...
00:19:27That's like yin and yang.
00:19:29D-C-D-C.
00:19:31Twin birds with one stone.
00:19:35Pretty darn good, really.
00:19:37Uh...
00:19:38Pretty darn good, really.
00:19:41Letter...
00:19:42...to...
00:19:43...you!
00:19:44Ah!
00:20:12Ah!
00:20:13Wait a second, you're really going to rub that stuff on us and mutate our body parts?
00:20:20Correct.
00:20:21Well, could you give me like a really big Rodney?
00:20:24I'm a mad scientist, pal, not a miracle worker.
00:20:28Hey! Put that thing away!
00:20:52Feast your eyes!
00:20:58Oh, well. At least I'll never have to go far for a piece of tail.
00:21:06Pig!
00:21:09Toad, take them to their quarter.
00:21:17You bigot, bigot!
00:21:19A mere party trick.
00:21:22But you, you're going to be special.
00:21:28Special.
00:21:29¡Gracias!
00:21:59¿Qué?
00:22:01¿Qué?
00:22:03¿Lafing man?
00:22:05This is... Red Swan.
00:22:07Fine, thank you.
00:22:09And you?
00:22:11No.
00:22:13Listen, I have created the ultimate freak.
00:22:15Sort of, huh?
00:22:17Yes. Well, see, that's just it.
00:22:19He's not quite, um... finished.
00:22:21I'm gonna need some more of that, uh...
00:22:23Zagrot 24.
00:22:29Uh...
00:22:31Could you, uh... spill that?
00:22:33Oh, oh...
00:22:35Yes...
00:22:37Hey...
00:22:39Got it.
00:22:43Yes, uh...
00:22:45Well, you, you take it easy, too.
00:22:47I think...
00:22:49You asshole.
00:22:55Wakey, wakey!
00:22:57¡Bakey! ¡Eggs and bakey!
00:23:01¡Time to meet and greet the brand new you!
00:23:08¡Oh, Dios! ¡This fue mi buen lado!
00:23:15¡Still es, si me preguntan!
00:23:17¡Hell! ¡Suscríbete a lo que tengo planos para el otro lado!
00:23:22¡Welcome a tu espacio comodaciones!
00:23:27¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:23:33¡Great use of this face!
00:23:35¡Yeah, yeah! I learned it all from Bob Vila.
00:23:39You know, you could expose these rustic beams
00:23:42and put in a skylight over just one weekend, Elijah.
00:23:45Give it a rest, Bob.
00:23:48¡Oh!
00:23:57One of these days, I gotta put a shitter in there.
00:24:01No problem, Elijah.
00:24:02It's all right here in my new book,
00:24:04Bedrooms and Bathrooms.
00:24:05In fact, if you take this one on...
00:24:07Annie?
00:24:14Julie?
00:24:15Over here, Coog.
00:24:17Are you all right?
00:24:18Oh, I know that horse.
00:24:20That's the horse that said,
00:24:22Cool!
00:24:22A freak show.
00:24:23Let's check it out.
00:24:24Oh, sure.
00:24:26Blame the woman.
00:24:27Typical.
00:24:28It's so real.
00:24:30Is this real enough for you?
00:24:32Oh, friggin' Quasimodo.
00:24:34Lighten up, Coog.
00:24:35You're talking to the original tag team of ugly pukes here.
00:24:41Look at this outfit.
00:24:43Come on.
00:24:44Step into the light.
00:24:46Okay.
00:24:47Here I come.
00:24:56Oh, geez.
00:24:59Well, it's not so revolting.
00:25:02I...
00:25:02I mean, after all,
00:25:07physical beauty is merely a socially enforced myth that...
00:25:12Oh, shit.
00:25:18Yeah?
00:25:19Well, you're no Mona Lisa's yourself.
00:25:21You're lucky I got a strong stomach.
00:25:24And you are lucky I was gonna bite you.
00:25:25Get away from me, you...
00:25:28You...
00:25:29Freak!
00:25:32I am Ortiz, the dog boy.
00:25:36Leader of the freaks.
00:25:38Kind of like the top dog.
00:25:41Welcome to hell, Rick.
00:25:44Shake.
00:25:45No, thanks.
00:25:47I don't plan on staying long.
00:25:48How many of you are there in here, anyway?
00:25:55First, I have a question for you.
00:25:57Ricardo.
00:25:58Who is starred in the film...
00:26:02Exorcist II, The Heretic?
00:26:05Huh?
00:26:05Well, perhaps we should ask...
00:26:08The Worm.
00:26:10Tell us, Worm, who is starred in The Exorcist II, The Heretic?
00:26:14Olivia Newton-John.
00:26:17Olivia Newton-John.
00:26:19Rick.
00:26:20Do you agree or disagree?
00:26:22This is nuts.
00:26:23This is crazy.
00:26:25Besides, it was Linda Blair.
00:26:26Very good.
00:26:27It was Linda Blair.
00:26:30Circle hits the square.
00:26:32All right, all right.
00:26:33That's cool, that's cool.
00:26:34Okay.
00:26:36Truly early.
00:26:37Who's going to be...
00:26:39Nose-eat-a-nose, man?
00:26:42What?
00:26:44Cowboy.
00:26:45Annie.
00:26:46The bearded lady.
00:26:49How you doing?
00:26:50Sockhead.
00:26:52I am...
00:26:53The eternal flame.
00:26:56I am the hole.
00:26:57Rosie the pinhead.
00:27:01The hideous frogman.
00:27:05And, of course, in the center square,
00:27:09Mr. Paul Lynn.
00:27:12Well, who will it be?
00:27:15Call me old-fashioned, but I'll go with Paul Lynn.
00:27:17Don't be an idiot.
00:27:18He's funny.
00:27:24Do you see, Rick?
00:27:25Rick, just because we are freaks
00:27:28does not mean we do not know how to have some fun, huh?
00:27:32Get away from me!
00:27:33Get away!
00:27:35I'm not like you!
00:27:37You hear me?
00:27:38I am Ricky Coogan.
00:27:40I am not a freak!
00:27:41I am Ross.
00:27:43I am I am Heale-Aaron!
00:27:44Hi, I amya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ha-a-a-a-a-a- •caht-a-a-a-a-a-ma-a-aı-a-a!
00:27:48Let it jump!
00:27:49¡Ah!
00:27:51¡Prim! ¡Prim! ¡Prim!
00:27:54¡Ah!
00:27:56¡No, no!
00:27:58¡Ah!
00:28:00¡Poor kid!
00:28:05¡Phew!
00:28:06¡This sucks!
00:28:10Hmm.
00:28:11I wonder if they're still casting Gremlins 3.
00:28:14Call my agent in the morning.
00:28:15Look Rick
00:28:18All the freaks have been through this anguish
00:28:20At first I was blinded by my anger
00:28:22I admit that
00:28:23I wanted to wring your neck for getting us into this
00:28:26But I got over it
00:28:28Ortiz taught me to channel my anger
00:28:31For the common good
00:28:32You wanted to see the freak show
00:28:34I thought I told you to shut up
00:28:36Honey
00:28:41Sorry Coop
00:28:44For a second there I was
00:28:46I was a total man-hater
00:28:47Here
00:28:50Take it
00:28:52So you're a hideous mutant freak
00:28:56Now
00:28:56I don't need this
00:28:58I'm not like those other god-forsaken animals
00:29:01You're mistaken, Nick
00:29:02You're exactly like us
00:29:04We were all normal, healthy folk
00:29:08Before we made the fateful mistake
00:29:09Of coming to this hellhole at an hour
00:29:11When I first came here
00:29:14I was a professor of lacrophilogy
00:29:16The study of worms, of course
00:29:19I was on the trail of the fat pudgy worm
00:29:22Mr. Skunk said he had just such a worm in his shed
00:29:24How could I have possibly surmised
00:29:26That the specimen and myself should ultimately prove to be one and the same
00:29:30At first, the transformation was fabulous
00:29:36I truly understood the worm's ethos like never before
00:29:39But those early days of fascination are over
00:29:43Now, in retrospect, I think the whole thing is a fucking headache
00:29:47I'd sell my soul just to be able to wipe my own arms
00:29:51I first came here as a tourist
00:29:59Looking for some fun
00:30:01Nice place
00:30:01Then Elijah turned me into a sock
00:30:07I'm sorry
00:30:11I'm not much for stories
00:30:13When I first arrived here
00:30:18I was nothing like I am now
00:30:20I was confused
00:30:25A walking contradiction
00:30:27So full of questions
00:30:29You know, you'd be better off without a dick
00:30:32Hey, you can keep the beard
00:30:34Hallelujah
00:30:40But now I know who I am
00:30:42I can say to the world
00:30:44Hey, this is me
00:30:46I am woman
00:30:47And I like me
00:30:48Man, that's rough
00:31:11You're one of us, Navig
00:31:15Whether you admit it or not
00:31:16It's irrefutable
00:31:18You'll do it
00:31:26You'll do it
00:31:27Hey
00:31:30Mind your business
00:31:32Sorry, sorry
00:31:33Ortiz, Ortiz, that's me
00:31:41That's me, Ortiz
00:31:42Ortiz, Ortiz
00:31:44You're on me
00:31:44Oh, oh
00:31:45I am not cleaning this
00:31:46Ortiz
00:31:47Well, those E.S. guys should rescue me any minute
00:31:52Then it's back to sunny old L.A. and straight to the plastic surgeon
00:31:56I wonder how many of my anatomically correct girlfriends will be waiting for me
00:32:01I'll be waiting for you, Rick
00:32:03Thanks, Stewie
00:32:04See you in phantom trolls, Rick?
00:32:14Nope
00:32:16Sounds to me like you've developed a telepathic bond
00:32:20Don't mean you're nuts or nothing
00:32:22Heck, old nosy
00:32:23Why, he can smell the future
00:32:25Lots of us freaks got E.S.P. and Sockhead, he's got E.S.P.N.
00:32:31Watch out, Hulkster! He's gonna try the skull cracker!
00:32:35Shucks, Rick, you're lucky
00:32:39Telepathy like yours only occurs between real soul mates
00:32:43A bond like that should be cherished
00:32:45Wow! I'm Ricky Cougan's soul mate!
00:32:48In your dreams?
00:32:49Don't get lost, troll!
00:32:51I like all the kids at school! I love you, Rick!
00:32:55Shucks, Rick, it don't make sense to spurn your soul mate
00:32:59I reckon that troll could help you, if you'd just let him into your heart
00:33:10Once America's teeth, what happened to Ricky?
00:33:13They'll probably send the whole F.P.I. down to save him
00:33:17I'll probably win a Pulitzer Prize with Scoop
00:33:21And I'll dedicate it to Rick
00:33:29Of course I'll print it! America needs to know!
00:33:42Burt, give Mr. Gluck his fee and show him the way out!
00:33:45That's okay! I know the way out!
00:33:48Oh!
00:33:50Freaky dinky!
00:33:52Ricky Cougan's a mutant in South America!
00:33:55My stewardess, Gluck!
00:33:57That's me!
00:33:59Here we go!
00:34:01No, you've got it all wrong! I don't know anything about that!
00:34:04You gotta believe me!
00:34:11Ladies and gentlemen!
00:34:13Get ready for the glamour!
00:34:16Get ready for the glitz!
00:34:18Get ready to pelt the physical challenge with rotten vegetables!
00:34:22Cause it's go time!
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00:36:23De la diaphram.
00:36:29Hey, Julie.
00:36:31How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
00:36:33How many?
00:36:34Two.
00:36:35One to screw it in and one to ride my Rodney.
00:36:39Oh.
00:36:43Oh.
00:36:44If your coloring is in the autumn range like Maria,
00:36:54I would suggest you try to earth tone eye makeup.
00:36:57Now, as you can see, I've done a lovely French braid on Maria,
00:37:00but I encourage everyone to experiment and use your imagination.
00:37:04The main thing is, just have fun with it.
00:37:06Ha!
00:37:07Yeah!
00:37:08Oh!
00:37:09Oh!
00:37:10Yeah!
00:37:10Me!
00:37:11Good!
00:37:12Woo!
00:37:13Yeah!
00:37:13Check this out, huh?
00:37:15Ha!
00:37:16Ha!
00:37:16L!
00:37:17V!
00:37:18A!
00:37:18What?
00:37:20A!
00:37:21That's you piece of...
00:37:23Ha!
00:37:29La, la, la, la, la, la!
00:37:32Breakfast, lunch, or dinner!
00:37:35It makes a tasty meal!
00:37:37We do the Viena, schnitz, the polka!
00:37:41Because we love to eat fried veal!
00:37:43Head!
00:37:44Head!
00:37:45Head!
00:37:45Head!
00:37:46Head!
00:37:46Head!
00:37:47Thank you!
00:37:48Thank you!
00:37:48Thank you!
00:37:49You've been a great crowd!
00:37:53Huh?!
00:37:54Hey!
00:37:55He's got a hand under there!
00:37:57It's a hoax!
00:37:58¡Ah!
00:38:06¡Bite me!
00:38:07¡Puppeteering is an admirable skill in its own rank!
00:38:10¡Now! ¡Give him his due!
00:38:13¡Puede! ¡Puede! ¡Puede! ¡Puede! ¡Puede!
00:38:16¡And when I won first prize, they never called me Puddinghead again!
00:38:21¡So?
00:38:22¡Don't you see?
00:38:23¡You must turn your hardship into inspiration!
00:38:26¡You're an actor, Rick!
00:38:28¡Your body is your instrument!
00:38:30¡And with it, you must play your tragic symphony for all the world!
00:38:33¡They're going left for you, Beast Boy!
00:38:35¡You better get out here now!
00:38:37¡I'll be right there!
00:38:39¡Thank you, Worm!
00:38:40¡I don't know how to repay you for this!
00:38:42¡You could wipe my arse!
00:38:45¡What a comedian!
00:38:49¡Nosie!
00:38:50¡Have I ever told you what a gifted artist you are?
00:38:54¡Huh?
00:38:54¡No!
00:38:55¡Nosie!
00:38:55Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by this son of York.
00:39:15That isn't right.
00:39:16What is this crap?
00:39:17That I'm not shaped for sportive tricks, nor made to court an amorous looking glass.
00:39:23If you're having trouble understanding Mr. Coogan's brilliant reading of this soliloquy from Richard III, please take advantage of the handy subtitles for the culturally illiterate.
00:39:36I'm a wild figure, deformed, sent before my time into this breathing world, scarce half made up.
00:39:47Why, I, in this weak, piping time of peace, have no delight to pass away the time.
00:40:01Thank you.
00:40:19Beautiful!
00:40:21Thank you.
00:40:22Thank you.
00:40:23They seem to like it.
00:40:24Thank you.
00:40:25I love it.
00:40:26Thank you.
00:40:27Thank you.
00:40:28Thank you.
00:40:29My God.
00:40:34Too bad.
00:40:35It was so amazing.
00:40:36Yes!
00:40:37No!
00:40:38Thank God for EES!
00:40:39Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:40:40Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:40:41Look, look, I, I really love this new look you got going for yourself.
00:40:45Oh, yeah, yeah, Rick. Look, look, I, I really love this new look you got going for yourself.
00:40:51It's, uh, fresh and hip. The kids will love it.
00:40:54But back at EES, I don't think the big boys upstairs are gonna get it.
00:40:59What are you saying?
00:41:00Well, Rick, what I'm trying to say is that, uh, well, uh, you're ugly enough to burn the nose hairs off a dead nun.
00:41:15What a pox!
00:41:32E. S.I.T.
00:41:35Rick, now you're just being childish.
00:41:45RUNS FOR YOUR LIFE!
00:41:53What's the matter? Afraid of a little rock stop?
00:41:56Welcome to show business, morons!
00:42:00You're all going to hell!
00:42:15RUNS FOR YOUR LIFE!
00:42:17Now that's entertainment!
00:42:19Entertainment!
00:42:29Ah, gotta get down here!
00:42:34That's against the law!
00:42:36Psst!
00:42:37Hey, you! Milkman!
00:42:38Me?
00:42:39Yeah, you! I got something to show you. Come around to this little trap door.
00:42:53What is it?
00:42:54I just laid a turret that's the spittin' image of Kim Basinger.
00:42:58Boy, if I had a dime for every time I heard that.
00:43:00She's naked, too.
00:43:01Really?
00:43:02This I gotta see.
00:43:06Ah, that's just a regular turd. Looks kinda like Winona Ryder, but...
00:43:21Oof!
00:43:23Shit!
00:43:53TELL EYES!
00:44:03And what?
00:44:08Cloth!
00:44:10What the hell?!
00:44:12SHUT DOWN
00:44:15SHUT DOWN
00:44:16SHUT DOWN
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00:47:02Hey, Rick, couldn't you come up with your own escape plan?
00:47:07You gotta be kidding me.
00:47:09A dozen milkmen? Isn't that a little unusual?
00:47:12Twelve milkmen is theoretically possible.
00:47:16Thirteen is silly.
00:47:18Looks like one milkman too many, Coogan.
00:47:23Freaks! Fly men! Go ahead!
00:47:27Hope you like reggae, you flea-bitten bastard.
00:47:30Be very quiet!
00:47:33Oh.
00:47:36Shit.
00:47:38Look, you'll all be killed.
00:47:40You don't know about Elijah's giant roster eyeballs with machine guns.
00:47:44Poor boy's gone off the deep end.
00:47:45It's suicide, and I can't let you do it.
00:47:48And I cannot let you stop us.
00:47:54Come on, old kings. Come on, old Andrew.
00:47:58Be careful, he's a rabbit. He's a rabbit dog.
00:48:00Oh, Rick! Sticking move. Sticking move.
00:48:02Really, Slip! You're gonna poke an eye out!
00:48:08Kill him!
00:48:09Sorry.
00:48:10That's a lot of milkmen on the same route. No wonder they fight.
00:48:18Come on!
00:48:19Are you trying to fight?
00:48:20Yeah.
00:48:21Yeah!
00:48:23Nice!
00:48:23Look!
00:48:25No!
00:48:29Squirrel!
00:48:32Día, rasta barai.
00:48:35¡Je Solar!
00:48:40¡No tie your rost of the eyeballs, just like Rick said!
00:48:46¡Halmón!
00:48:50¡Gosh! ¡If it wasn't for Rick, we'd all be dead!
00:48:55¡Oh, thanks. I think he's good.
00:48:57¡No, much more.
00:48:59¡C'mon, you heard the beast boy. Back to the freak house.
00:49:02¡Ah!
00:49:03¡Ah!
00:49:04Um, ¡ah!
00:49:05¡Ah!
00:49:06¡Ah!
00:49:07All I wanted was a hug.
00:49:09Maybe I was wrong about you, Kurgan.
00:49:17Not again.
00:49:19Ah, well.
00:49:20At least we'll get to try a new position.
00:49:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:49:24Is this strong enough for a man?
00:49:26But it's made for a woman!
00:49:28Gimme!
00:49:29¡Ah!
00:49:30¡Hey!
00:49:31¡Rick!
00:49:32¡What's up?
00:49:33Read this.
00:49:34I grabbed it from Skuggs' den.
00:49:36Buy more Fiddle Faddle.
00:49:38Tape Donahue.
00:49:39Renew subscription to Beaver World.
00:49:41Beaver World?
00:49:42I see that.
00:49:45After that.
00:49:48Prepare a demonstration for Laughing Man.
00:49:50Received 5,000 barrels of Zygrot 24.
00:49:54Eliza's up to something big.
00:49:56We have to stop him.
00:49:58We're done for.
00:49:59We're done for.
00:50:00I don't wanna die.
00:50:01It's the end of the world.
00:50:02The apocalypse.
00:50:05I haven't said anything yet.
00:50:07Sorry.
00:50:08I'm not much for timing.
00:50:11Look.
00:50:12Tomorrow night at the show,
00:50:15I'll be turned into an evil super freak
00:50:17and forced to kill you all.
00:50:20But we might have a chance if we act fast.
00:50:23And I'm prepared to be your new leader.
00:50:28I say we kill him.
00:50:30And I've got a plan.
00:50:33I still say we kill him.
00:50:36If we can just get into Elijah's lab,
00:50:38maybe we can...
00:50:39Of course.
00:50:40Design an ointment to turn you into a good super freak
00:50:43and program it to make you destroy Elijah instead of us.
00:50:47Brilliant.
00:50:48Oh.
00:50:49Well, actually, I was...
00:50:50How did we get to the lab?
00:50:51Uh...
00:50:52Right.
00:50:53The worm can dig a tunnel.
00:50:55My God, it's so crazy.
00:50:56It just might work.
00:50:57But you need Zygrot 24 to make the freak sludge,
00:50:59and Elijah told us himself he's run out of it.
00:51:01Oh, yeah.
00:51:03Well, what if we just...
00:51:04Yes!
00:51:05Exactly!
00:51:06If they've been using Zygrot 24 as a fertilizer around you,
00:51:08then the entire ecosystem must be soaked with it.
00:51:10All we need is a way to extract it from the vegetation,
00:51:12ideally in a liquid form.
00:51:14Rick.
00:51:15Golly!
00:51:16So that's why my milk comes out that weird blue color.
00:51:19I thought the grass tasted funny.
00:51:22Wow, Rick.
00:51:24You're a genius.
00:51:26Rick!
00:51:27Rick!
00:51:28Rick!
00:51:29Rick!
00:51:30Rick!
00:51:31That's cool, Rick.
00:51:32Tell me, how do you think of such a plan?
00:51:34Yeah.
00:51:35Well, uh...
00:51:36Actually, I was gonna suggest we, uh,
00:51:38send away for sea monkeys.
00:51:39Train them to fire guns and make a break for it.
00:51:42But if you, uh...
00:51:44If you wanna go with this good super freak thing,
00:51:46I...
00:51:47I guess that's okay.
00:51:48Freak!
00:51:49That's what they call a C-4-8-5-inch head run away!
00:51:56FREAK!
00:51:57That's our home!
00:51:59Just cause a bad man had fun!
00:52:02We're not DNA!
00:52:04One chance to escape,
00:52:07We'll run from this cage of my own twisted flesh!
00:52:13Soon we'll make it back home!
00:52:15We'll do entertainment tonight!
00:52:18And have lunch with John Tick!
00:52:22Hey!
00:52:23Come on, thank God, dear abuser!
00:52:25And talk to the cookies there with the pain!
00:52:30Sorry!
00:52:33What a jerk!
00:52:35I hate it when you do that!
00:52:51Hey!
00:52:52Look at this!
00:52:57What?
00:52:58Good Lord!
00:52:59It's the lost city of Nod!
00:53:00Wow!
00:53:01It's Old Faithful!
00:53:02Ooh!
00:53:03It's my Aunt Gertie and Uncle Sid!
00:53:04Oh!
00:53:05It's my Bar Mitzvah!
00:53:06Come on, Ernie!
00:53:07Let's go!
00:53:08Wait!
00:53:09Wait!
00:53:10Wait!
00:53:11You gotta see the one where rabbi cats laughed so hard, noodle pudding came out his nose!
00:53:18It was...
00:53:19Do it!
00:53:20Ah!
00:53:21Ah!
00:53:22It's my Bar Mitzvah!
00:53:23Come on, Ernie!
00:53:24Let's go!
00:53:25Wait!
00:53:26You gotta see the one where rabbi cats laughed so hard, noodle pudding came out his nose!
00:53:28It was...
00:53:29Ah!
00:53:30Do it!
00:53:31Ah!
00:53:32Nice digging, worm.
00:53:33Shh!
00:53:34Back off, okay?
00:53:35I've got a real short fuse today!
00:53:36I am cranky, I am bloated, and I have a wicked case of crabs!
00:53:39Don't ask why!
00:53:40Hey, a mess?
00:53:41Copped you, freak!
00:53:42Ah!
00:53:43Ah!
00:53:44Ah!
00:53:45Ah!
00:53:46I fooled you!
00:53:47Didn't know I did impressions, did you?
00:53:48Ah!
00:53:49Ah!
00:53:50Ah!
00:53:51Hey guys!
00:53:52Mission accomplished!
00:53:53They've got the Zykerite 24, and they've broken through into the lair!
00:53:56The Zykerite 24!
00:53:57Ah!
00:53:58Ah!
00:53:59Ah!
00:54:00Ah!
00:54:01Ah!
00:54:02Ah!
00:54:03Ah!
00:54:04Ah!
00:54:05Ah!
00:54:06Ah!
00:54:07Ah!
00:54:08Ah!
00:54:09Ah!
00:54:10Ah!
00:54:11Ah!
00:54:12The fit. Ce va como su de rolos.
00:54:15No!
00:54:17Can't you see?
00:54:18We are digging our own grave.
00:54:20It's nuts. That's what it is.
00:54:21Nuts.
00:54:22Well, maybe you've all got a deathless play
00:54:23and you can count me out.
00:54:25I'm getting the hell out of here.
00:54:37Nobody move.
00:54:38Nobody get hurt.
00:54:42¡Otta de mi camino!
00:55:01¡Eso es todo lleno de malas!
00:55:12Uh, uh, I...
00:55:14I just want to say...
00:55:20What is it, kid?
00:55:23Oh, forget it.
00:55:26I'm not much for a diet.
00:55:30Ah, he's better off.
00:55:33It's a blessing.
00:55:38I've hacked into Elijah's super freak program.
00:55:41My God, it's complex.
00:55:48Okay, guys, we got a job to do.
00:55:50Let's do it and keep quiet, okay?
00:55:52Yeah.
00:55:55Oops.
00:55:56Now, look.
00:56:12From now on, no more screw-ups, okay?
00:56:15Stereo-foam cup.
00:56:29Here he comes.
00:56:30He's working.
00:56:34Somebody's coming.
00:56:35It's flogged up.
00:56:40If this is your fault, I will wring your wormy neck.
00:56:43Preposterous.
00:56:44I have no neck.
00:56:45I'm a worm.
00:56:46Impecile.
00:56:56Damn.
00:56:56Put his popcorn on around.
00:57:05The tunnel walls are about to glass.
00:57:08You go ahead.
00:57:09I'll catch up.
00:57:10Rick.
00:57:11Go.
00:57:12Yeah, go.
00:57:13I'll stay here with Rick.
00:57:14Come on.
00:57:15Come on.
00:57:41I love you.
00:57:42I love you.
00:57:42¡Ah!
00:57:52¡Bad for the environment!
00:58:00¡I think I see him!
00:58:02¡Rat!
00:58:08Ok, everybody, listen up.
00:58:11Now, we cracked the code and made the ointment we need
00:58:13to bring Scugs down for good.
00:58:17But, uh, I left it in the lab.
00:58:22Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:58:24I found some macaroons, and there's plenty for all of us.
00:58:31I hate macaroons.
00:58:41I'll be right back.
00:58:42I don't know.
00:58:43Wait, wait, wait.
00:58:48Hey.
00:58:49Hey, I'm gonna do it.
00:58:51Hey.
00:58:52Hey.
00:58:53Hey, hey.
00:58:54Hey.
00:58:55E.E.S. is in bed with Elijah C. Skux.
00:59:08Damn.
00:59:10It's nice to see you in the flesh.
00:59:13Laughing man.
00:59:15I think we can dispense with the code names Elijah.
00:59:18We're all friends here.
00:59:21And to prove it, we brought you a little present.
00:59:25Rick, is that you?
00:59:29Who's the troll?
00:59:30He was asking questions about Coogan causing trouble.
00:59:33We figured he was one of yours.
00:59:35Well, I make freaks, all right, but, uh, come on, fellas.
00:59:38This thing is pathetic.
00:59:39Well, you're no Julio Iglesias yourself, mister.
00:59:45Rick!
00:59:48Oh, no, not now, Stewie.
00:59:51Hey, where are you?
00:59:54I'm in the lab.
00:59:55I'm in the lab.
00:59:56I'm in the lab.
00:59:58You're not only ugly, he's crazy, too.
01:00:02Toad.
01:00:04Ah!
01:00:04Ah!
01:00:04Ah!
01:00:05Ah!
01:00:05Ah!
01:00:05Ah!
01:00:06Ah!
01:00:06Ah!
01:00:07Ah!
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01:00:13Ah!
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01:00:14Ah!
01:00:15Ah!
01:00:15Ah!
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:17Ah!
01:00:17Gentlemen, I'm not going to bullshit you.
01:00:22I know my set-up here at Freakland looks like small potatoes, but thanks to your Zygrat 24
01:00:29and my genius, tonight I'm going to turn Ricky Coogan into a freak so hideous it'll be enough
01:00:34to make your stomach turn inside out.
01:00:36It'll boil your brain in its own juices, and it'll make a cold sore that you thought
01:00:40it healed up starts bugging you again.
01:00:42It's the dawning of a new age, a new beginning.
01:00:50Behold, Supra Mega Freak World!
01:00:56Ha ha ha ha!
01:01:00It's really something, huh?
01:01:05Very impressive.
01:01:07We'll kick Disney's dead ass.
01:01:09Stewie!
01:01:10Stewie!
01:01:11Stewie!
01:01:12Can you hear me?
01:01:13Mom!
01:01:14Come in!
01:01:15I want you to try and escape.
01:01:16Bring me the can on the floor near the blast furnace.
01:01:18I like your spirits, Skuggs.
01:01:20But Disney, come on.
01:01:23I like Bambi.
01:01:24Bambi sucks.
01:01:25What about the part where the mother got shot?
01:01:27Yeah.
01:01:28Yeah.
01:01:29I like that part.
01:01:30I liked it too.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:36We here at EES have plans for your jean machine that include everything.
01:01:41Hmm?
01:01:42Well, everything except shoes, of course.
01:01:44Ha ha ha ha!
01:01:47Well, I'd love to see your plans.
01:01:50Well, I'd love to show them to you.
01:01:53Bill, would you do the honors?
01:01:55What does today's businessman want?
01:02:11Well, how about a receptionist with six arms, three mouths, and a knockout figure?
01:02:18Ha ha!
01:02:19That would sure speed things up, wouldn't it?
01:02:21Or down at the factory.
01:02:23How do we fight the rising problem of sagging productivity from lazy workers?
01:02:28How about a worker with 12 busy hands, no mouth to talk back, no genitalia or gastrointestinal system to distract him from his work?
01:02:37Sure!
01:02:38It's what we all dream about, isn't it?
01:02:40Ha ha!
01:02:41Well, with the Scugs-based Zygron technology, these things are not only possible, they are only the beginning.
01:02:49We're poised on the edge of a new frontier limited only by our imaginations.
01:02:54Of course, what happened to our expensive spokesman, Ricky Coogan, was an unfortunate coincidence.
01:03:01On the other hand, profits from these new markets could total in the billions.
01:03:07Ricky who?
01:03:09Hey!
01:03:10Now hold on!
01:03:11Secretaries, worker drones, where's the fun?
01:03:12Where's the spark?
01:03:13Where's the unspeakable evil?
01:03:14I was just getting to that.
01:03:15We are gonna impact every field.
01:03:16Cosmetics, military, novelty, house pets, and why should we stop with consumer products?
01:03:17Hell, we can design a whole new consumer.
01:03:18A few well-placed drops in the world.
01:03:19Well, I'm not sure.
01:03:20I'm not sure.
01:03:21I'm not sure.
01:03:22I'm not sure.
01:03:23I'm not sure.
01:03:24I'm not sure.
01:03:25I'm not sure.
01:03:26I'm not sure.
01:03:27I'm not sure.
01:03:28I'm not sure.
01:03:29I'm not sure.
01:03:30I'm not sure.
01:03:31I'm not sure.
01:03:32I'm not sure.
01:03:33I'm not sure.
01:03:34I'm not sure.
01:03:35Hell, we can design a whole new consumer.
01:03:37A few well-placed drops in the water supply and bingo!
01:03:41It's a whole new master race!
01:03:43And we own the copyright!
01:03:45This guy's good.
01:03:47We lured him away from Pepsi.
01:03:50Right here!
01:03:51Right now!
01:03:52We are building a better tomorrow for those who uphold the vision of EES!
01:03:58Bill, if I could just add one thing.
01:04:02Those who dare oppose us will stand knee-deep in the blood of their children.
01:04:20And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, ladies and gentlemen,
01:04:25the Beast Boy!
01:04:26Oh!
01:04:27Oh!
01:04:28Oh!
01:04:29Oh!
01:04:30Oh!
01:04:31Oh!
01:04:32Oh!
01:04:33Rick!
01:04:34Oh!
01:04:35Over here!
01:04:36Rick!
01:04:37Where?
01:04:38With this remarkable ointment of my own design, I am going to transform this ha-finished
01:04:44ghoul into the ultimate stomach-turning super-freak dedicated to evil.
01:04:53Here I am, Rick!
01:04:54God damn it, Kendra!
01:04:55Do you sit down?
01:04:56Oh no!
01:04:57Oh shit, move down.
01:04:58What the hell?
01:04:59You got a problem, mister?
01:05:01Oh!
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01:05:51Oh!
01:05:59Shit!
01:06:07I'm in the zoo!
01:06:09Ah!
01:06:10Oh!
01:06:11Oh!
01:06:12Parece que es hora de traer el gran arma.
01:06:17Sayonara, kiddo.
01:06:32¿Quién ha costado 12 dólares?
01:06:35Vamos a ir la máquina y ir.
01:06:38¡Como!
01:06:39¡Como ahora!
01:06:40¡Rick, Rick!
01:06:41¿Puedo sign this first?
01:06:43¡Time to die, troll!
01:06:47¡Let's go, dickhead!
01:06:50¡Fight!
01:06:51¡Fight!
01:06:53¡Fight!
01:06:55¡Fight!
01:06:55¡Fight!
01:06:56¡Fight!
01:06:56¡Fight!
01:06:57¡Fight!
01:06:58¡Fight!
01:07:03¡Get in the skull cracker, you big old!
01:07:06¡No way!
01:07:07The skull cracker's an illegal move.
01:07:09¡No!
01:07:10¡No, no, no!
01:07:11¡No, no, no!
01:07:12¡No, no, no, no!
01:07:13¡No, no, no!
01:07:14¡I'm getting my barman's for money!
01:07:17Let's get this over with.
01:07:19Hey, dick!
01:07:24What the hell are you doing?
01:07:27This machine is now the sole property of the Everything Except Shoes Corporation.
01:07:31What?
01:07:32Eat shit, yokel.
01:07:34Ah!
01:07:38I knew I couldn't trust you corporate greaseballs.
01:07:47Move that thing!
01:07:50Eat this dick.
01:07:52Head for the hill, before he gets all of us.
01:08:04Boy, I haven't seen a stampede like this since the opening night of Itch Star.
01:08:10Now, I rip freaks to pieces.
01:08:21Kill Nosey.
01:08:23You always hated Nosey.
01:08:24No, no, no, no.
01:08:31Please, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:08:44Now that's early.
01:08:45Big shoe.
01:08:46¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:09:16¡Machismo! Real cheese for real men.
01:09:20Now in a handy aluminum dispensary.
01:09:24And now, back to the exciting conclusion of Ricky Coogan's incredible story.
01:09:30Let's see.
01:09:31It seemed like nothing could stop me from shoving a spear through Stewie's skull.
01:09:35When all of a sudden, I heard a voice.
01:09:39I reckon that troll could help you.
01:09:41You just let him into your heart.
01:09:44Your heart.
01:09:45Your heart.
01:09:47Your heart.
01:09:49Your heart.
01:09:50Your heart.
01:09:57I love you.
01:10:01You did it, Brady.
01:10:06Atta boy, Chris.
01:10:10Joss.
01:10:11Set him into country.
01:10:20Beast Boy.
01:10:21I gave you an order, and you better obey it, dammit.
01:10:24It's over, Skugs.
01:10:26You were nothing before I found you.
01:10:28I made you.
01:10:31And I can break you.
01:10:33You think I made you strong?
01:10:34Ha!
01:10:35I've got my DNA cranked so high, you won't know what hit you.
01:10:39I'm a wrecking machine.
01:10:41I think you crossed my spinal cord.
01:10:52I can't feel anything in my fingers.
01:10:58I can't feel anything in my fingers.
01:11:10Maybe you'll feel this.
01:11:12Wait a minute.
01:11:13Wait.
01:11:13Wait.
01:11:13Wait.
01:11:14If you kill me, you'll never find the antidote.
01:11:17What antidote?
01:11:21A time-release serum.
01:11:23I baked it into a delicious batch of macaroons.
01:11:29Macaroons.
01:11:30They so cool.
01:11:33If you ask me, you skimped on the coconut.
01:11:47You're out.
01:12:01Freeze, FBI.
01:12:05Looks like they took care of Skugs, Chief.
01:12:07Nice work, Ricky.
01:12:09You'll get a medal from the vice president for this.
01:12:12Right.
01:12:12But how did you?
01:12:13We've been following Skugs for years.
01:12:15Luego, cuando vimos el artículo de Mr. Gluck,
01:12:18sabía que era hora de mover.
01:12:21¿Qué te llevó así?
01:12:22Primero, fue esa...
01:12:23...satan's child thing...
01:12:25...pagé 3.
01:12:27Luego, fue el caso de la casa que dripped blood.
01:12:31¡Ew!
01:12:37¡Holy shit!
01:12:40¡Campé!
01:12:42¿Qué te lo ves?
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