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00:11:40Your Honor, I...
00:11:42Ow, ow, jeez.
00:11:45Counsel is leading the witness.
00:11:47Sustained.
00:11:50Sweetie, Mommy said no pounding when she's in session.
00:11:53Please read the prosecution's last statement to the court.
00:11:56Don't lie to me, Mr. Clayton, you're under oath.
00:11:59There, that a boy.
00:12:00Do you know what the penalty for perjury is?
00:12:06That's all I have, Your Honor.
00:12:08You may continue, Miss Spencer-Drebin.
00:12:10Uh, prosecution rests.
00:12:14Defense attorney, Miss Davis, Jacob Steiner, Laszlo.
00:12:17I have no further questions, Your Honor.
00:12:19Court will recess until after the morning feeding.
00:12:26We're gonna win this. I can feel it.
00:12:29Yes, of course.
00:12:31I married the wrong man.
00:12:34I never thought that was possible.
00:12:36I beg your pardon?
00:12:38Oh, it's nothing.
00:12:39Louise is no such thing as the wrong man.
00:12:43You just have to work at it.
00:12:46Now, let's see.
00:12:48Mr. and Mrs. Drebin, right?
00:12:50Now, you two have been married for six months.
00:12:55Yes.
00:12:57We really appreciate you seeing us, Doctor.
00:13:00It became highly recommended by our last therapist.
00:13:02Yes, I was sorry to hear about his suicide.
00:13:06You know, I feel it's important for a couple to get off on the right foot and not get caught up in blame.
00:13:12Now, which one of you is impotent?
00:13:14That would be him.
00:13:15Ah, yes, of course.
00:13:17Why don't you ask who's frigid?
00:13:18That would be him also.
00:13:20Oh?
00:13:21How would you know you're never home?
00:13:23He resents the fact that I'm a working woman.
00:13:25In fact, he has no idea what a woman wants or needs.
00:13:28You're so insensitive.
00:13:29This isn't that toilet seat thing again, is it?
00:13:31Oh, it's babies, Frank.
00:13:33I want to have a baby.
00:13:34And every time we start to make love, you have a headache.
00:13:37I'm not a piece of meat, Jane.
00:13:39I'm trying.
00:13:40I've got ointments, lotions, creams, books, things that vibrate.
00:13:45Frank!
00:13:46Well, maybe it's your fault.
00:13:47Have you tried sexy lingerie, some lacy underwear, a black teddy?
00:13:52I've tried wearing them all.
00:13:54They don't work.
00:13:55Oh.
00:13:56Frank, why don't you want to have a child?
00:13:58Didn't I try to adopt that 18-year-old Korean girl?
00:14:01Jane, Frank, here's what I suggest.
00:14:07Make tonight a special night.
00:14:11Dinner, wine, romantic music.
00:14:13Put on the 24-hour Johnny Mathis station.
00:14:16Just be Jane and Frank lovers.
00:14:20We haven't had a night like that in a long time.
00:14:25Not together.
00:14:26Frank.
00:14:29Jane, having a baby is a big problem.
00:14:31It's like being in charge of sanitation at a Haitian jail.
00:14:36I'm just frightened.
00:14:37Frank, let's make tonight something special.
00:14:41Oh, honey, it's just that I love you so much.
00:14:45My little lover sparrow.
00:14:47My puppy whoopey wover.
00:14:50My little love biscuit.
00:14:53My little sneaky whoakums.
00:14:55My little lady, cheesy puppy.
00:14:58Mr. and Mrs. Drebin, please.
00:15:00I'm a diabetic.
00:15:01I think you two ought to go now.
00:15:05I never thought we'd end this way.
00:15:07How did you think we'd end?
00:15:11I don't know.
00:15:14Some other way.
00:15:15Bob Jason.
00:15:19Bobby.
00:15:22I'm gonna hurt.
00:15:24We have to fight this thing.
00:15:27Together.
00:15:30Ed Nordberg.
00:15:32It's been a long time.
00:15:33Hiya, Frank.
00:15:34Good to see you, buddy.
00:15:35You look terrific.
00:15:36Thank you, Ed.
00:15:37I'm taking a step class,
00:15:38and the little woman got me a Thighmaster for Christmas.
00:15:41But look at me.
00:15:42Where are my manners?
00:15:42Come on in.
00:15:43Come in.
00:15:44How charming.
00:15:46Yeah, sit, sit, sit.
00:15:48Excuse the mess.
00:15:49It's my ironing day.
00:15:51I just frosted some cupcakes.
00:15:53Would you care for one?
00:15:55Uh, not just now.
00:15:56Frank, we're having a little problem
00:15:58with a terrorist threat.
00:15:59Police squad is certain that...
00:16:01I'd love a cupcake.
00:16:02And that coffee smells great.
00:16:03I grind my own beans.
00:16:05Hey, Frank, the reason we're here
00:16:08is that we need your help with something.
00:16:17Oh, it's great.
00:16:19I hoped you'd like them.
00:16:20Made them from scratch.
00:16:22Just get off my feet for a second.
00:16:24Frank, we may have a lead on a suspect
00:16:26in the City Hall bombing attempt.
00:16:28Have a look.
00:16:29These pictures were taken by a news photographer.
00:16:31We think this girl was used as a diversion.
00:16:33We had them enlarged.
00:16:34They look familiar.
00:16:36No, no, Frank, the pin.
00:16:37She's a nurse.
00:16:38Oh, right.
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:40Can I keep this one?
00:16:41We traced her to the Carlson Clinic on Myrtlewood.
00:16:44Her name is Tanya Peters.
00:16:46Tanya Peters?
00:16:47You know her?
00:16:49Don't you remember back in the 1970s?
00:16:52The big disco shootout.
00:16:53Well, you can't tell by the way I used my walk.
00:16:59I'm a woman's man.
00:17:00No time to talk.
00:17:01The music loud.
00:17:02The men walk were being kicked around.
00:17:05It's as I was born.
00:17:06Yeah, it's all right.
00:17:07It's all right.
00:17:08And you may look the other way.
00:17:11But we can't drive.
00:17:11You hear it?
00:17:14Chat number, ma'am.
00:17:15Frank.
00:17:16We missed you last night at the fondue party.
00:17:18Yeah, I couldn't make it.
00:17:19Went to see the village people.
00:17:20They are a stone soul gas, man.
00:17:22All right.
00:17:23I can dig it.
00:17:24And what do we got here?
00:17:25One dead disco dancer.
00:17:28Bummer.
00:17:29What a mind-bender, huh?
00:17:30We think it was some sort of love triangle.
00:17:32This is the suspect's girlfriend, Tanya Peters.
00:17:34I'll be right back.
00:17:36Cigarette?
00:17:38Yes, I know.
00:17:39Well, we'll need a statement friendly down at the station.
00:17:44All right, Frank?
00:17:46Company, lieutenant.
00:17:57I do remember.
00:17:59You were one of the first test cases for minoxidil, weren't you?
00:18:02What?
00:18:03Well, I'm glad I could be of help.
00:18:05If you don't mind now, I've got a rump of lamb to put in the oven.
00:18:08Frank.
00:18:09We need to ask you a favor.
00:18:10Not that big a rump, Rose Nordberg.
00:18:12No, not that, Frank.
00:18:14We need you to go undercover at the clinic today.
00:18:17Hey, whoa, wait a minute.
00:18:18I've given up police work, Ed.
00:18:19No, you're whistling up the wrong neck of the woods.
00:18:22I wouldn't ask, but we're in a bind, Frank.
00:18:24Well, what about those two new guys, Hedges and O'Malley?
00:18:27They're in Hawaii.
00:18:29Together.
00:18:30Well, I can't.
00:18:31Jane and I have a special evening planned.
00:18:33Frank, it will only take a couple of hours.
00:18:35You'll be home in plenty of time to make dinner.
00:18:37I don't know.
00:18:38I'd have to make pork chops.
00:18:40Frank, think of all the crime out there.
00:18:43Nobody is safe.
00:18:44You'd be protecting Jane.
00:18:46You'd be protecting all the Janes of the world.
00:18:48Besides, you haven't shot anybody in six months.
00:18:51That's true.
00:18:53Funny how you miss the little things.
00:18:55Might be good to feel that cold, hard steel pressed against my thigh once again.
00:18:59The thrill of the chase to be a man.
00:19:03After folding the laundry, I set out for the Carlson Clinic.
00:19:06In any police operation, it's important to have a foolproof disguise.
00:19:10And this operation was no different.
00:19:14I had no idea if Tanya would still recognize me,
00:19:17so I slipped on a fake pair of glasses.
00:19:20Comb my hair a little differently, just in case.
00:19:22The plan was to get in, get any information I could
00:19:25about Tanya's connection with the bombing,
00:19:27and get out as quickly as possible.
00:19:30I figured faking an old football injury would do the trick.
00:19:35Can I help you?
00:19:36Ah, yes. I'd like to see a doctor, please.
00:19:39Sign in here, please.
00:19:41Do you have an appointment, Mr...
00:19:44Uh, Smith.
00:19:45No, I don't.
00:19:46Then take a number.
00:19:48Uh, six.
00:19:50What?
00:19:50Is six taken?
00:19:52Does it have to be between one and ten?
00:19:58You'll be called.
00:20:01Thank you.
00:20:01Uh, Mr. Smith?
00:20:11Sir, we've just had a cancellation.
00:20:13We can take you now.
00:20:14Dr. Kozak.
00:20:15Good morning, Mr. Smith.
00:20:17Right this way.
00:20:19I really appreciate your seeing me like this.
00:20:21I'm sure it won't take too long.
00:20:23When did you first notice the problem?
00:20:32Uh, in the, uh, backyard with my uncle.
00:20:35In the backyard?
00:20:37With your uncle?
00:20:38Uh, yes.
00:20:39When he, uh, comes over to visit,
00:20:41we like to go out in the backyard,
00:20:43throw it around for a while.
00:20:44And what did you and your uncle find out?
00:20:48Oh, I can't keep up with him.
00:20:50Mine hurt, especially on the long ones.
00:20:53I, I can't seem to straighten it out.
00:20:55It has no feeling.
00:20:56It, it, it's kind of numb.
00:20:58Um, I, uh, may have yanked it too much, maybe.
00:21:03Uh.
00:21:05If you would.
00:21:07Uh, for what?
00:21:08Uh.
00:21:09A sperm count.
00:21:11In here?
00:21:12Well, it's not exactly the backyard,
00:21:14but it'll do.
00:21:16Uh, well.
00:21:23Oh!
00:21:26Oh!
00:21:28Follow me, and we'll do the necessary paperwork.
00:21:42Sign these at the bottom,
00:21:43and leave them with the nurse on your way out.
00:21:48This way, please.
00:21:49The what?
00:21:50Number 17.
00:21:51Oh, no.
00:21:52A problem?
00:21:53Uh, no, no, not at all.
00:21:54This is 17.
00:21:56You're next.
00:21:56Have we met before?
00:21:57Uh, if you'll excuse me, I, I'm next.
00:22:01Uh!
00:22:01Ah!
00:22:03Ah!
00:22:04Uh!
00:22:05Uh!
00:22:05Uh!
00:22:06Uh!
00:22:06Uh!
00:22:06Uh!
00:22:06Sir?
00:22:07Ah!
00:22:08Uh!
00:22:08Uh!
00:22:08Mr. Smith, how are we doing?
00:22:10Uh!
00:22:11Uh!
00:22:11Uh!
00:22:11Uh!
00:22:11Uh!
00:22:12Uh!
00:22:12Uh!
00:22:12I've been busy, if that's what you mean.
00:22:14Would you like a videotape to assist you?
00:22:17Oh, do you have dances with waltz?
00:22:19Rocketeer.
00:22:20Lady and the Tramp.
00:22:22An adult movie.
00:22:24Well...
00:22:26Ooh!
00:22:28Bye-bye!
00:22:29Yow!
00:22:30Yes!
00:22:30Yes!
00:22:31Yes!
00:22:31Yes!
00:22:32Yes!
00:22:33Yes!
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00:22:35Yes!
00:22:36Yes!
00:22:37Yes!
00:22:37It's very entertaining.
00:22:39Follow me.
00:22:41Do you have Spartacus?
00:26:42S-A-D
00:26:43All depressing
00:26:44All the time
00:26:45And now here's a dedication to Frank from Jane who just called from a taxi
00:26:49And it reads
00:26:50Frank you lying weasel weenie it's bad enough you're shooting blanks now you're leaving the door wide open letting all the heat out but you're born in a bar you stupid
00:26:57He promised me he would never go back to his police work once a cop always a cop he's married to his work not me that's the way it is with him you'll always come in second there was this great article in Cosmo this month why all men are pigs you should read it
00:27:13Frank's just another word for Frank's just another word for Frank's just another word for Frank's just another word for Lizard as far as I'm concerned oh I never want to see him again I want to get as far away from this town as possible
00:27:20We'll head up to my friend's cabin stop by the smelting plant fresh air will do you good
00:27:25Jane go easy that's your second bottle of Chanel
00:27:28Louise you're witnessing the beginning of the new Jane Spencer driven no more little miss perky who devoted her life to one man
00:27:35I'm out for the new me
00:27:37Let's burn rubber
00:27:40You didn't forget anything did you I hope not
00:27:45Just calm down ma'am
00:27:52How many bodies did you find in your swimming pool no sir in this state killing a gang member is only an $18 fine just mail it in Frank
00:28:00Glad you could make it welcome buddy
00:28:03Hi bird
00:28:04Ed did you happen to find Tanya's address Frank
00:28:06Ed I wrote it down in a hanky and I can't remember what I did with it
00:28:10I guess I'm getting a bit rusty
00:28:11Ah that's all right
00:28:12That could happen to anybody
00:28:13Anyway I brought you some of Frank's never fail fudge
00:28:17Whoa
00:28:18Hey you go on to run about your business
00:28:20Smells great
00:28:21Don't mind me I'll stay out of your hair
00:28:23You'll be just like
00:28:24Uh Frank let me take that
00:28:28We've got a little surprise for you
00:28:30It's an honor of your 30 years on the force
00:28:33Nordberg
00:28:34Oh boy
00:28:38This is really great
00:28:40Thank you guys
00:28:45We thought it might cheer you up
00:28:48We heard about you and Jane
00:28:49Jane Jane
00:28:52That name will always remind me of her
00:28:54Frank I feel really bad about all of this if there's anything that you need
00:28:59Like Dr. Kevorkian's home phone number
00:29:01Nordberg put it together
00:29:04Frank I want you to know we're here for you
00:29:07Thanks Ed
00:29:07Well look who's here
00:29:09Hi Frank nice to see you
00:29:10Trip
00:29:11Ed I've got that data for you on the bomb
00:29:13Good what did you find out
00:29:15Well the explosive itself is a very fine powder
00:29:17It tastes like
00:29:19That would be fertilizer Frank
00:29:21It's for another case
00:29:22This is what I'm talking about
00:29:24We detected a high quantity of nitroglycerin
00:29:28Can you tell us where it came from
00:29:30I'd be glad to
00:29:31Billions of years ago
00:29:33The earth was a molten mass
00:29:35Ted
00:29:35Has it
00:29:35I'm talking about the powder
00:29:37Oh we haven't got a clue about that Ed
00:29:39Here let me take that urine specimen from you Frank
00:29:41However we found a detailed list of the bombers plans at the scene
00:29:45On a hunch we analyzed the paper
00:29:47And you got something
00:29:48Yes
00:29:49The paper came from Statesville prison
00:29:51Are you sure
00:29:52Positive
00:29:53We analyzed the wood fibers in the paper
00:29:56And found them to be from the rare Canary Island pine
00:29:59Which grows only in Oregon
00:30:01Contacting several paper mills in that area
00:30:04Led us to a distribution center in Tacoma
00:30:06But unfortunately that's where the trail ended
00:30:08And how'd you trace it to the Statesville prison
00:30:10Right here on the letterhead Frank
00:30:12After comparing handwriting samples
00:30:14With every known bomber
00:30:16Currently serving a stretch in Statesville
00:30:18We came up with a suspect
00:30:19Rocco Dillon
00:30:20He must be masterminding the bombings from inside the prison
00:30:24If that's true
00:30:24There's only one way to find out where Rocco's gonna strike next
00:30:28We're gonna have to send someone into Statesville prison
00:30:30I'll do it
00:30:31Frank I couldn't
00:30:32I wouldn't feel right about that
00:30:34If Rocco finds out you're a cop
00:30:35You might end up dead
00:30:37You might end up dead is my middle name
00:30:39What about Jane?
00:30:41I don't know her middle name
00:30:42But Ed
00:30:43I need the action
00:30:44I'm going inside the big house
00:30:46Frank
00:30:47Ed
00:30:47I think you might want to see this
00:30:49We're testing out a prototype
00:30:51For a new anti-carjacking device
00:30:53I think we're gonna get a chance to see how it works
00:30:55We call it the Denver jockstrap
00:31:07After being retired for six months
00:31:17I was finally back in action
00:31:18Faster than you can say spread them
00:31:20I was inside the cold gray walls of Statesville prison
00:31:23I was surrounded by pimps, rapists, and murderers
00:31:26It was like being in the stands at a Los Angeles Raiders game
00:31:30It was going to take all my police experience
00:31:32Just to stay alive in here
00:31:34After a long and generous cavity search
00:31:49I finally reached my destination
00:31:50Maximum security
00:31:52Home of some of the most violent sociopaths in the country
00:31:56And the worst of them all
00:31:58Rocco Dillon
00:31:59All right, in here
00:32:03Ain't no prison yet can hold me
00:32:06Erica! Erica!
00:32:09Howard and the brothers
00:32:10Hail Whitey!
00:32:12Hail Whitey!
00:32:13Knock it off!
00:32:19You're chirping awfully loud from New Canary
00:32:21Keep flashing the big eyes
00:32:23Now personally balance and rotate your jaw
00:32:25Hey!
00:32:27You know who you talking to?
00:32:29The man is Rocco Dillon
00:32:31Where's your prison number?
00:32:32It's unlisted
00:32:34Just call me Nick the Slasher McGurk
00:32:38Look, Hamhead
00:32:40I'm the muscle in this pen
00:32:41You just stay out of my way
00:32:43You just watch your step, McGurk
00:32:45Take it from me
00:32:46This place here changes a man
00:32:48Oh yeah?
00:32:49In what way?
00:32:50I used to be white
00:32:51I was the drummer for the Osmonds
00:32:55Screw with me
00:32:57He'll make you feel pain like you never felt before
00:33:00I know, I remember the Osmonds
00:33:03Better hit the rack, McGurk
00:33:06Yeah, in a minute
00:33:07First I want to make up a list of the people I'm gonna kill in the next couple of days
00:33:12Lights out! Locked down in two minutes
00:33:15My dearest Snooki Wilkham's Dumpling Buns
00:33:23I miss you so much
00:33:24I haven't heard this bad since
00:33:26Since the last time I was dumped
00:33:29I remember it well
00:33:31Her name was Gabriella
00:33:33We were supposed to be married
00:33:35But on the day of our wedding
00:33:37She never showed up
00:33:39I was heartbroken, destroyed
00:33:45I figured she'd fallen for another man
00:33:48Someone who could do to her what I never could
00:33:51I thought my life was over
00:33:53Until that one glorious day
00:33:55That was the day you became my wife
00:33:59All our friends gathered to celebrate our love
00:34:01It seems like only yesterday
00:34:03We were all so overjoyed
00:34:06I remember how we wished we could take everyone with us
00:34:09That was the happiest day of my life
00:34:11I'll never forget the plans we made for our future
00:34:14Things were going to be so perfect
00:34:15We were finally going to get that housekeeper you always wanted
00:34:18Hi, Mr. D! Hi, Mrs. D!
00:34:21And I knew that eventually our dream would come true
00:34:24One day we'd have our own little Frank Drebin, Jr.
00:34:28Shut up, McGurk
00:34:29I'm trying to get some sleep
00:34:30Nah, it's no use
00:34:32She'll never come back
00:34:33You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
00:34:42Too much love drives a man insane
00:34:45You broke my will
00:34:47But what a thrill
00:34:48Goodness is great
00:34:50It's great balls of fire
00:34:51I'll have your love
00:34:53All I thought is was funny
00:34:54You came along
00:34:56Woo, honey
00:34:57I've changed my mind
00:34:59I've changed my mind
00:34:59This world is not a thing
00:35:01It's just great
00:35:02Ball of fire
00:35:03Yeah
00:35:04Yeah
00:35:04Yeah
00:35:09Yeah
00:35:11Aía
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