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Hank Vogel
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Essai de Hank Vogel.

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00:01Ladies and gentlemen, good morning.
00:05It's the same as it's not polite to eat and talk at the same time.
00:15But like me, I have a soul that I never respect the prohibitions,
00:28But why? Why? Why is it rude?
00:35Because we look bad?
00:38So much the worse, anyway, whether I eat or not,
00:42I still have a nasty face today, due to old age.
00:47Yes, that's true.
00:50Before, I thought I was handsome.
00:53I don't know if I was, but I thought I was handsome.
00:57Well, now I find myself ugly.
00:59Ugly.
01:01Yes, very ugly.
01:04It's old age.
01:07Unfortunately, that's it.
01:09But when I see pictures of some movie stars,
01:15my God, for example,
01:19Claudia Cardinale, as she has aged,
01:21when I saw his face,
01:24It's a disaster.
01:27She went from angel to demon.
01:30Oh yeah, but it's true, but well...
01:32God bless his soul, yeah.
01:35What hypocrisy.
01:37Yeah, well, personally, I didn't know him.
01:39Apart from two or three stars
01:42that I knew,
01:45as...
01:47I said Marie-Hélène Monreau.
01:50No, I didn't know Marie-Hélène Monreau.
01:53It was...
01:54It was...
01:55Oh shit.
01:56How so...
01:57I forgot his name.
01:59Jeanne Moreau.
02:00Jeanne Moreau.
02:01I understand her.
02:02Good.
02:03She was very friendly.
02:05So we talked and talked.
02:07She told me that she had met some young people,
02:10young students,
02:12that finally, they began to speak informally.
02:16Then I said to him,
02:17Listen, we've been talking for an hour.
02:19and we always say you.
02:20But next time, we'll use the informal "tu" form.
02:22OK.
02:23But I never saw her again.
02:24She died among others.
02:25She is...
02:26And then she died, poor thing.
02:28But I found her...
02:29Some people said she was...
02:32She had a bad temper.
02:33I found a very polite woman,
02:37incredibly polite
02:38and incredibly kind.
02:41Well, because she found me handsome.
02:43that I was younger than her.
02:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:46I start to fantasize and say stupid things.
02:49But I still want to tell you...
02:52Sorry, excuse me, I moved the table.
02:54That despite this,
02:59I believe that women,
03:00even though they age like men
03:05and that they become dreadful as they age,
03:08It's really terrible.
03:11We are at the same stage.
03:14I find that the woman...
03:17And I would say...
03:18That's why I just finished,
03:20that it is in publication,
03:22that I write the perfect one,
03:27because a woman is perfect
03:29from a character point of view,
03:31and perhaps from a beauty point of view
03:34when she is young.
03:37Leaving old age aside,
03:38old age forgives no one.
03:42But it's true,
03:43the woman is more subtle,
03:46smarter than man.
03:48Man, he gets taken in like a little animal.
03:55Like a small animal.
03:57You see?
03:58“Pssu, pssu, pssu, come here, little dog!”
04:01Once he comes,
04:02"Bam!"
04:03He is being beaten.
04:04Well, that's it, man.
04:05The man is a complete idiot in that respect.
04:10Hence...
04:12And then the woman,
04:15much more subtle,
04:16smarter.
04:17That's why I would say clever
04:21and smarter,
04:22but there are also a lot of sluts.
04:24But bitches,
04:26It doesn't mean they aren't smart,
04:28They are malignant.
04:30It's a bit of a special mentality.
04:33They run, these bitches,
04:36They run after married men.
04:38Then married men,
04:40often they get fooled.
04:42Poor people, they get taken advantage of.
04:43A story about buttocks.
04:45The man is of a certain age,
04:47he gets fooled.
04:49And I got had.
04:51So.
04:52But luckily, as my father says,
04:55I came across a lucky star.
04:56I always land on my feet.
04:59And I found a pearl.
05:01My wife is a pearl.
05:02Yes, I think she's next to me.
05:06She smiles, she says nothing.
05:08But it's a gem.
05:10But apart from the pearl,
05:12I find that most women
05:13are much more reserved than men,
05:17do less stupid things than men.
05:19Apart from these bitches,
05:21that they have the, it seems,
05:23to put it deep inside themselves.
05:25They only think about that.
05:28They are almost obsessed with sex,
05:30or I don't know,
05:31by man,
05:32or the desire to bring it down,
05:35to reduce man to dust,
05:37we don't know anything about it.
05:39You see what I mean?
05:40As a friend told me,
05:41a friend, not a friend,
05:42a psychiatrist,
05:44There are three kinds of women.
05:46Those who castrate man,
05:48those that exhaust him,
05:49It's those who are tender with him,
05:54who behave like a mother,
05:57a perfect mother.
05:58But here it is,
05:59There are three types of women.
06:02Well, but let's leave that aside,
06:05and I would say
06:06that from the point of view of intelligence,
06:08woman is more intelligent than man,
06:11more useful and more reserved.
06:13She knows what she's doing.
06:14The man, himself,
06:16he is an artist,
06:17an eternal artist.
06:18That's why there are more male artists.
06:20than women.
06:21Unless I'm mistaken.
06:23I don't know.
06:25Yes, that's it.
06:26This is what I wanted to tell you
06:28concerning the woman.
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