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Aired (October 1, 2025): Kalmahan mo lang, Meme Vice!

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00:00Balete?
00:01Balete!
00:02Meron din 1,000!
00:03Bianca, meron pa ba dyan?
00:04Tarzan!
00:05Ha?
00:06Tarzan!
00:07Ano na?
00:08Tarzan?
00:09Tarzan?
00:10Ha?
00:11Tarzan?
00:12Tarzan?
00:13Tarzan?
00:14Tarzan?
00:15Classmate natin to, Meme, classmate natin.
00:17Huwag na ito.
00:18Ha?
00:19Tarzan!
00:20Tarzan!
00:21T-T-A!
00:22Oh wait, oh wait.
00:23Ba't ka nagagalit?
00:24Matanda ako sa'yo.
00:25Bata ka pa, diba?
00:26Ba't ka nagagalit sa'kin?
00:28Si Meme, ako eh.
00:29Tarzan!
00:30Tarzan!
00:31Taga dyan kami!
00:321,000 namin sa'yo!
00:35Dyan nakatira ang tatay ko.
00:36Ang mga pisila, taga Tarzan.
00:38Marami pang hindi na sagot.
00:39Ito yung alitagtag.
00:40Balayan.
00:41Balayan.
00:42Batangas City, Pawan, Kalatagan.
00:44Ano pa iba?
00:45Meron pang Tuy, Tingloy, Taal, Santa Tarasita.
00:48Alay yung sinagot kanina kasi Lian parang sa Sarwan Ata yan eh.
00:51Yung Lian, Batangas.
00:52Pero may Lian!
00:53Meron Lian.
00:54Meron Lian.
00:55Lian talaga yan.
00:56Ano yung sinabi yan?
00:57Laiya.
00:58Laiya sinabi niya eh.
01:00Mabini!
01:01Mataas na kahoy!
01:02Padre Garcia, Rosario, San Luis, San Nicolás, San Pascual, Santa Teresita, Taal, Tingloy, Tsaka Tuy.
01:28Perumata.
01:30Pes, Pes, Pes.
01:31Mataas na kahoy!
01:33Pes.
01:34Pes, Pes.
01:43Pes, Pes.
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