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Back Off! The Prince Is Mine
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00:00Don't be. They're going to love you. I'll be home soon.
00:04Just have a few more meetings with the Foundation.
00:06First flowers in the room? Check. Candles? Check.
00:08Excellent. Let's prepare the welcome cake.
00:11I still hope your mom lets me design a dress for the Spring Gala.
00:15Matthew, what if she hates me?
00:16Who wouldn't love the future Princess of Westmarch?
00:20I still can't believe I get to marry a prince. Oh, my God.
00:24And I can't believe I'm going to marry the most beautiful woman in the world.
00:26Oh, my goodness. The Princess Future Bride is going to love this.
00:31Be careful. This was handcrafted by the cake boss himself and flown in from Italy.
00:36I think they're here. Oh, my goodness. Okay.
00:40Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:43Stop with the bumps. You're messing up my makeup.
00:51Sorry.
00:52You're a royal chauffeur.
00:55Aren't you supposed to be good at driving?
00:56I may be interviewing for a housekeeping position,
00:58but I need to look like a princess if I'm ever going to land the prince.
01:02And you're going to help me.
01:04Please don't ask me to help me.
01:05Sure. I can't afford to lose this job.
01:08I've got a family to support.
01:09I've been waiting my entire life for this moment.
01:11And I know everything there is to know about the prince.
01:14Every last little detail.
01:20Ah!
01:21Miss Ross, it's an honor to meet you.
01:49Congratulations on your engagement.
01:53Thanks!
01:54Engagement?
01:54What the hell is she talking about?
01:56When will the prince be arriving?
01:58These dumb royal assistants think that I am Pamela Ross.
02:02This can be fun.
02:03He'll be here in a few days.
02:05Maybe see the ring.
02:07You know, the engagement ring.
02:09It's being cleaned.
02:13Oh, okay.
02:15Um, your suitcases?
02:18Oh, crap.
02:20The airline lost them.
02:24They'll be delivered later.
02:26Ben, please follow me, ma'am.
02:28It's miss.
02:31Miss.
02:32This is it, Pamela.
02:46Hello?
02:59Yes.
03:00What?
03:01We don't want any.
03:02Oh, sorry.
03:04Hi.
03:05I'm Pamela Ross.
03:08The prince's fiancée.
03:10I'm Pamela Ross, the prince's fiancée.
03:20Right, and I'm Queen Sarah.
03:22Get out of here before I call security.
03:23What?
03:24What is going on here?
03:27This freak claims to be you.
03:29Uh, she's a fraud.
03:31I'm the prince's fiancée.
03:33What?
03:35She's lying.
03:36It's a fake.
03:37Uh, okay.
03:41If you're the prince's fiancée, then when's his birthday?
03:44February 17th, 1999.
03:46Where'd he go to school?
03:47USC, BA in Business Administration.
03:50Okay.
03:52Favorite ice cream flavor?
03:54Mint, chocolate, chip.
03:57How do you know all of that?
03:59Who are you?
04:00I'm Pamela Ross, fiancée of Prince Matthew of Westmarch.
04:05Soon-to-be princess and future queen of Westmarch.
04:14Okay.
04:16If you really are Pamela Ross, then I assume you'll be attending Lady Alana Huffington's fundraiser for the Prince's Trust?
04:24Of course I'll be attending.
04:28They're auctioning off a Hearts and Roses gown.
04:30I want to wear that gown to the Queen's Spring Gala.
04:34But, wait a second.
04:36Hang on.
04:37I want to wear that gown.
05:07You shameless bitch!
05:18That'll teach you.
05:21Fraud freak?
05:23Loser.
05:24What is going on here?
05:38Who are you?
05:39I'm Daniel, Matthew's older brother.
05:41I'm here for the Spring Gala.
05:43He was abdicated from the floor a few years back after that incident.
05:45I know this.
05:47Of course I know this.
05:48You're my assistant.
05:50This woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancée.
05:53I am his fiancée.
05:55No, I'm his fiancée.
05:58And I want this imposter gone.
06:01I'm sure we can get this all figured out.
06:03Oh, shut up.
06:04Excuse me?
06:05I am the future princess, future queen of the Westmarch.
06:09And I want her out!
06:12Now!
06:13Shut up, you hag!
06:15You have the manners of a pig!
06:22Bitch fight.
06:25You know what?
06:26You bitch!
06:37I am going to get you!
06:41You want to keep yourself up?
06:43Let's get out of here before this gets any uglier.
06:45Ah!
06:45Daniel.
07:04Let's try this again.
07:06Welcome to Westmarch.
07:07Oh my goodness, they're beautiful.
07:10I picked them myself.
07:12Wow.
07:13Your brother didn't tell me how charming you were.
07:15Me and my brother aren't on the best of terms.
07:17Oh.
07:18Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
07:20Anyhow, I came by to see if you would like to take a tour of the grounds.
07:24You know, maybe take a break from yesterday's drama.
07:27Are you sure you want to do that, now that I'm a fraud and a freak?
07:32I don't know who you are, but I find you to be delightful.
07:35And that other Pamela, well, she is quite unfriendly.
07:39So, shall we?
07:41Let's.
07:42Okay.
07:45She's a nobody.
08:14And we've never even met.
08:16Mother, she's a very talented designer.
08:19She just graduated from the Fashion Institute, and designing your dress would really put her
08:22on the map.
08:23When does she get here?
08:25She's already here.
08:26Then why haven't I met her?
08:28Because you're sick, mother.
08:29Daniel, quiet.
08:30I am speaking to your better brother.
08:34My darling boy.
08:36You're going to love Pamela.
08:38I promise.
08:39Okay.
08:40I love.
08:41I love you, mother.
08:42I love you more.
08:44Daniel, sort out this dress disaster.
08:52I really don't want to be wearing some bimbo's rags.
08:55Yes, mother.
08:58And don't mess it up this time.
09:00I love you.
09:05I love you.
09:06I love you.
09:07I love you.
09:08I love you.
09:08But now and then and then and and the moon saying?
09:10And then.
09:10I have a huge countdown.
09:10I love you.
09:11I love you.
09:12I love you.
09:13And then.
09:13And then.
09:14This rescue movie is at her everyone.
09:15Hear me.
09:16You about me.
09:18And she's embarrassing.
09:19I am.
09:19I love you.
09:20I love you.
09:21I love you.
09:21Monday, Thanksgiving.
09:22I like you.
09:23I love you.
09:24I am.
09:25Dead Musson.
09:25I love you.
09:26Remember, I love you.
09:27I love you.
09:28You're welcome.
09:29I don't know. She's pretending that she's me.
09:36She says that she's your fiancé and she knows all these personal details about you.
09:41It's creepy.
09:42What about my brother?
09:43He's been great.
09:44I think he might be the only person who actually believes me.
09:47Should I call my mother?
09:48No.
09:49No, no, no.
09:50She already doesn't feel well.
09:52The last thing I want to do is cause problems for her.
09:54I really want her to like me.
09:56She will.
09:57She'll adore you just as I do.
09:59I hope so.
10:00I'll be back in a few days. Once I'm back, I'll set her straight.
10:03Hon, I appreciate that, but I want to earn her respect and love myself.
10:08Spoken like the true princess of Westmarch.
10:11Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
10:13Well, can you blame me? I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
10:17I love you so much. I'm the luckiest girl alive.
10:20And I'm the luckiest guy.
10:22Okay, I should run.
10:23I love you.
10:24I love you more.
10:29What are you doing here?
10:35What are you doing here?
10:37I'm here for the fundraiser.
10:39What are you doing here?
10:40I'm attending the fundraiser.
10:42That Hearts and Roses gown is mine.
10:45You don't have an invitation.
10:48Then what's this?
10:49Yeah, what's that?
10:50What's that?
10:51Stop that. Stop it right now. Stop it.
10:56How did you get that?
10:59I need you to get me an invitation to Alana Hoppington's fundraiser tomorrow.
11:02That's impossible.
11:03I don't care. Do it.
11:05It was hand-delivered to me, addressed to the Princess of Westmarch.
11:24You're lying.
11:25Where's your invitation, fraud?
11:29Right here.
11:32Give that back.
11:33Give it back.
11:38You all are acting like white trash.
11:51My lady.
11:53That invitation is forged.
11:55Well, it looks quite real to me.
11:59Ah!
12:03Shall I accompany you to the ballroom?
12:10It's right this way.
12:11Then I have some personal matters to attend to.
12:13Okay.
12:14Great.
12:14Does anyone smell something rotten?
12:36I do.
12:37Ew.
12:38Let's just get through this, shall we, ladies?
12:42Let's just get through this.
12:45Security.
12:46There's a hooker here who crashed the event so she can pick up men.
12:51Actually, there's an imposter here pretending that she's me.
12:54You can't even afford a Hearts and Roses gown.
12:57We'll see about that.
12:58Leave now before I drag you out by your hair.
13:01I dare you.
13:02I dare you.
13:03Security.
13:04There is an imposter here.
13:06Security.
13:07What is going on here?
13:08Great.
13:09It's him.
13:11The old abdicated brother.
13:14The shame of the family.
13:16And she's his hooker.
13:20Enough.
13:23Enough.
13:25The auction is about to begin.
13:26Please, ignore them.
13:28Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending my event.
13:35Thus far, we've raised over $1 million for Hope for Children, our Queen's beloved charity.
13:41We're sorry, Her Majesty isn't feeling well tonight and cannot be here.
13:51But onward, the highlight of the evening.
13:55It's time to auction this authentic Hearts and Roses gown, valued at $2 million and donated
14:04by the mysterious designer who remains completely anonymous.
14:11Nobody knows the true identity of Hearts and Roses.
14:13Shh.
14:14Now, do we have an opening bid of $100,000?
14:20$100,000.
14:21We have $100,000.
14:23Now, do I hear $500,000?
14:26$1 million.
14:28We have $1 million.
14:31Now, do I hear $2 million?
14:34$2 million.
14:36$10.
14:37$10 million.
14:41$10 million.
14:45We have $10 million for Hearts and Roses gown.
14:50Going once, going twice, sold to Prince Daniel.
15:00It's a gift for you, my lovely friend.
15:03Oh, that's too much.
15:05Oh, really?
15:06Considering what you've had to deal with tonight, it's nothing.
15:10My dear, would you to us the honour of modelling this dress?
15:13Yes, I'd love to.
15:15Well, thank you.
15:17Security!
15:18This woman is a fraud.
15:21As the fiancée of Prince Matthew,
15:23I think she needs to be thrown out immediately.
15:27Security!
15:29Guards!
15:30But...
15:31But...
15:32I'm the prince's fiancée.
15:34Wait, wait, wait.
15:35Let go of me!
15:36Leave her alone.
15:43As second in line to the crown, you are fired.
15:46Leave now.
15:46Please excuse that.
15:52May I accompany you to your dressing room?
15:54Yes.
15:56You have to admit, he's pretty sexy.
16:04Yeah.
16:05Shut up!
16:05Exquisite.
16:14Beautiful.
16:15She looks just like a princess.
16:17Yeah.
16:18I suppose that now would be as good of a time as any for me to announce that I am hearts
16:30and roses.
16:31I designed that dress.
16:35She's hearts and roses?
16:37Her identity is finally revealed.
16:40Oh, Trilling.
16:41That's impossible.
16:43It is possible because I designed that dress.
16:47No.
16:48No, it's not possible because I designed this dress.
16:53I'm hearts and roses.
16:54I'm hearts and roses.
17:02Sorry.
17:03Now I've heard everything.
17:06The fraud freak is a pathological liar.
17:11I'm not lying and I can prove it.
17:13We all know that hearts and roses sews a hidden gem into each dress, right?
17:18Tell us something we don't already know.
17:21Well, I sewed a red ruby into this bodice.
17:23I can go to the bathroom and take it off.
17:26Pick out the seam just to prove it all to you.
17:30Yeah, that's a good idea.
17:32Let her prove it.
17:34I'll take care of that.
17:44What the fuck, you freak?
17:46Why would you do that?
17:48Now the ruby is missing.
17:50How is she supposed to prove it now?
17:51Now what?
17:53I am Pamela Ross.
17:55I am hearts and roses.
17:57And I will not stand for these games anymore.
18:01You've gone too far.
18:03Stop.
18:06Stop.
18:10Stop.
18:11What's the meaning of this?
18:17Your Highness, this woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancée, and now she claims to be hearts and roses.
18:22But...
18:23Your Highness, I am the real Pamela Ross.
18:28I am Matthew's fiancée, and I am so honored to meet you.
18:33You may stand, my dear.
18:34You may stand, my dear.
18:40You, you fraud.
18:43How dare you?
18:45Look at you exposing your breasts at such a reverent event.
18:49Daniel, your taste in women hasn't improved.
18:54Another hussy.
18:55This woman is a liar.
18:58Fool out, both of you!
19:00Madam, I don't know who she is, but she's pulled the wool over your eyes, just like everyone else.
19:04How dare you!
19:25What the hell is going on here?
19:28What the hell is going on here?
19:30Matthew.
19:34What they do to you, baby?
19:42Mother, what is the meaning of this?
19:44She claims to be your fiancée.
19:46She is my fiancée.
19:49So you think you can just waltz in here and marry into this family?
19:54Look at you.
19:56You're a whore, trying to manipulate my son.
20:00You think you're the true hearts and roses?
20:03You're a fake.
20:05She's a fraud.
20:06And she's a whore.
20:08She is hearts and roses.
20:10What are you saying?
20:14I had you investigated.
20:16And I know you're not Pamela Ross.
20:19You're Misha Dankworth, and you're a grifter.
20:23You're Misha Dankworth, and you're a grifter.
20:26You've been arrested twice for shoplifting, and your brother works here at the palace.
20:29And you're a flaccid loser who's never going to live up to his younger brother's greatness.
20:33What's your point?
20:35Listen, I think you want my brother, and I want Pamela.
20:39You burn his balls.
20:41He should be with me.
20:43Who cares?
20:44I just want to fuck with Mama's boy in there.
20:46And I just want to fuck Mama's boy.
20:47Well, then maybe, maybe we could help each other out.
20:52What do you have in mind?
20:53Well.
20:54Well, hearts and roses is my favorite designer.
21:02I was thinking of asking them to design a dress for the Royal Charity Gala.
21:08Maybe.
21:09Stop.
21:10I have had both of these women investigated, and according to my information, this woman,
21:14Misha, is the true hearts and roses as she claims to be.
21:17Misha is the true hearts and roses as she claims to be.
21:25Daniel, you know that's not true.
21:27I'm sorry, Pamela.
21:29I'm so sorry.
21:31I pretended to be Pamela to get close to you, and I wanted to design a dress for you for the gala,
21:38but now my surprise is ruined.
21:42Clever girl.
21:43My staff have been watching you, Misha.
21:47And they've told me some very good things, that you are a self-made woman.
21:52You are full of confidence and strength.
21:56You're the kind of woman who could rule the design world.
22:00The kind of woman who might be a good queen one day.
22:05This one can't even possibly be a princess.
22:08Let alone being anything else.
22:12Mother, enough.
22:14Clearly, Misha is the true hearts and roses, and much more suitable for the Prince of Westmarch.
22:26Matthew, I want you to marry her.
22:29I want you to marry her.
22:36I will not.
22:38Pamela is my fiancée, and the love of my life.
22:41But...
22:42I wouldn't be caught dead with a skank like you.
22:44A contest.
22:49Both women shall design a dress, and then we will see who the true hearts and roses is.
22:55And the winner of the contest shall design the dress for the gala for the queen.
23:00My fuck-up son has had a good idea for once.
23:05A contest it is.
23:07And may the best woman win next Saturday night.
23:12You're just going to make a fool of yourself.
23:16Shame on you.
23:17Look, I'm sorry tonight was so hard.
23:23I'll laugh.
23:25How about I try to make you feel a little bit better?
23:29What did you have in mind?
23:33How about I show you just how much I love you?
23:38Please do.
23:39How about I show you just how much I love you?
24:09How about I show you just how much I love you?
24:39How about I show you just how much I love you?
24:50My brilliant fiancée.
24:54Thank you, handsome.
25:00I'm going to miss you so much.
25:02I know, baby.
25:04I'll be home as soon as the royal council is done with me.
25:06Of course.
25:07I totally understand.
25:10The life of a princess.
25:12Ha.
25:13And I'll sort things out with my mother when I get home.
25:16I told you you don't need to do that.
25:18I'm going to win this contest and prove it to her myself.
25:22Also, I've asked Daniel to look after you while I'm away.
25:24So, should you need anything, go to him.
25:31Um...
25:31Look, he feels terrible about the other night.
25:34I think he had too much to drink.
25:36Okay.
25:38All right.
25:39I gotta go.
25:48I love you.
25:50I love you more.
25:50I love you.
25:54I love you.
26:02I love you.
26:03I love you.
26:04Uh, Pamela, I'm really sorry for blindsiding you with that fundraiser.
26:22I thought I was doing the right thing.
26:24It's okay.
26:26I have faith I'm going to win this contest.
26:28Well, um, I hope you do.
26:32I really don't know who to believe.
26:33Um, at this point, but, uh, I hope it's you.
26:40Um, I think you're wonderful.
26:50Oops.
26:51Let me go get something for you.
27:03Oh, thank you so much.
27:22A toast.
27:23To spill drinks, winning dresses, and new friends.
27:32Cheers.
27:33Cheers.
27:34So, how are the designs coming along?
27:46Um, fine.
27:49Um, I'm sorry.
27:51I just, I don't feel very well all of a sudden.
27:53Oh, uh, I got, I'm sorry.
27:58Um, uh, I said the, the, the room is spinning.
28:08Can I get something for you?
28:10Can I help you?
28:11Can I do something?
28:12I think I'm going to faint.
28:13Um, I don't know what's wrong.
28:16I'm...
28:16Mom.
28:17Um, I'm...
28:23I'm...
28:25I'm...
28:26I really don't think I can go through with this.
28:50You'll go through with it, or I'll expose you for breaking into the Queen's office.
28:56Just pull her shirt down and take a picture and make it look like the two of you just had sex.
29:00Oh, my God. Do it, Ralph.
29:02Or else.
29:15I'm so sorry about this, Miss Ross.
29:18They're making me do this.
29:19You see, I have a wife and two daughters, and the little one isn't well, and the medical bills are killing me.
29:28My wife has to stay at home to take care of her.
29:32Please, Miss Ross.
29:35I really need this job. Please forgive me.
29:37I really need this job. Please forgive me.
29:43God, we can't do it.
30:12No, I...
30:14Ouch!
30:25How can you do this? What am I supposed to do?
30:28You'll figure something out. You always do.
30:30Yeah, you're lucky I'm so smart, you worm.
30:32I will figure it out.
30:38I need to take that bitch down, if it's the last thing I do.
30:42Get in the way.
30:50I still can't believe how much I must have drinking last night. My head hurts so much.
30:54You gotta hydrate, girl. There you go.
30:55I'm trying, but I still feel queasy.
31:03Was I obnoxious?
31:04Oh, I think you're absolutely darling.
31:07All I remember is waking up in a strange room.
31:10Oh, no worries.
31:10I put you there. I tucked you in.
31:18Um, Pamela, there's something I need to tell you, and it's not exactly easy to say.
31:24What is it?
31:25My God, you're beautiful.
31:27Daniel.
31:27Oh, really, I think you're magic.
31:30Daniel, I don't think...
31:31Pamela, I'm in love with you.
31:33Pamela, I'm in love with you.
31:42Uh, Daniel, I think you're lovely, but I, um, your brother...
31:51Um, I'm sorry. I think I'm gonna be sick. Excuse me.
31:56Fuck!
32:02Fuck!
32:24Hello.
32:25Pamela?
32:26What's wrong?
32:33Pamela?
32:34What's wrong?
32:36Nothing.
32:38I just went for a jog.
32:42So I'm a little out of sorts right now.
32:45You're a dynamo.
32:49Something's wrong.
32:50I can hear it.
32:52Tell me.
32:53I just miss you.
32:54I miss you, too.
32:56I'll be home soon.
32:57I know.
32:58I just wanted to hear your voice.
33:02I'm okay, though.
33:03I promise.
33:06I can't wait to be with you again.
33:08I love you.
33:10I love you, too.
33:11Bye.
33:11I love you, too.
33:33I love you.
33:38well if it isn't the fake hearts and roses where's your address misha i don't see you
33:46working on anything all i see is you wandering around pretending like you're somebody else
33:51my dress is coming along fine also it's fabulous i'm going to reveal it at the contest and blow
33:59everyone's minds i'm sure and then the prince is going to see what a liar you are and dump
34:06your sorry ass misha that's never going to happen he loves me with all of his heart
34:16and he thinks that you're a lying weirdo your sociopath is manipulating him with the skills
34:23you learn as a prostitute back off misha the prince is mine no you back off the prince is mine
34:36get out of here
34:38oh your highness what beautiful roses
34:59thank you yes except they're getting really dirty
35:04i'm wondering you being the seamstress that you are maybe you could make me a gardening apron
35:13yes
35:17hello
35:22um
35:24sure
35:26i'd be happy to
35:29perfect
35:30yes
35:47i just wanted to apologize for my behavior earlier
35:51well
35:52my behavior in general actually
35:55right
35:57i'm just hoping that we can let bygones be bygones maybe even be friends
36:04my gosh
36:06that would actually be really amazing
36:09awesome
36:10now i have a favor to ask
36:12ask friends
36:14what is it
36:16i'm wondering
36:19the queen asked me to make her a gardening apron
36:24and i'm just hoping that maybe in the spirit of our new friendship
36:30you would make it for me since you're so talented
36:35well what's the magic word misha
36:38please
36:41please
36:42please what
36:43pretty please
36:45pretty please what
36:47pretty please with sugar on top
36:50let me think about it
36:51okay
36:51over my dead body
36:59now get out
37:01i'm sorry
37:02bitch
37:05your highness
37:15i heard that you needed a new gardening apron
37:20so
37:20i made this for you
37:23i didn't ask you to make me a gardening apron
37:26i asked my darling nisha
37:28you don't think you're going to win me over do you
37:33by kissing my rump
37:35you've got another thing coming
37:36now scat
37:39oh
37:58your highness
38:00what a beautiful gardening apron
38:03oh
38:04where did you get it
38:05that floozy pamela made it
38:07she then
38:08trying to win me over i suppose
38:10i suppose
38:12but
38:14for a fraud
38:16she's a
38:18pretty good seamstress
38:20we need to kick things up a notch
38:34my plan isn't working
38:35i can't get past that pamela bitch
38:37well
38:38she is his fiance
38:39can we not start this again
38:44i want her gone
38:46what do you mean gone
38:48dead
38:48as in
38:50d-e-a-d
38:51dead
38:51you're
38:52talking murder
38:53that's crazy
38:55don't say it
38:56i want her gone
38:57and you're going to help me do it
38:58i will not
38:59besides
39:00i got a weak stomach
39:02not you personally
39:03you idiot
39:04i want you to hire someone to do it
39:06someone good
39:07i won't
39:09you will
39:10or i'll expose you for drugging and exploiting the princess
39:13you wouldn't
39:14i will
39:14you are evil
39:17and
39:18i'm the future princess of west march
39:20welcome back
39:29can i ask you something
39:37yeah what's up
39:38what the fuck happened between you and pamela the other night
39:41nothing happened why
39:43she said she drank a little too much
39:46ended up in a strange room
39:48what's that got to do with me
39:50she said you put her there
39:52i did not look
39:53listen i know you
39:58i know your past
40:00and i know just how low you're willing to sink
40:03what are you trying to say
40:05little brother
40:07stay away from her
40:18or
40:25what
40:26you don't want to know
40:29what's your problem
40:32is your ego hurting
40:33are you afraid that your fuck up little brother is going to steal your girlfriend
40:36take your best shot
40:39pussy
40:39give your best shot
40:44pussy
40:45uh
40:58uh
41:00uh
41:04uh
41:06uh
41:10uh
41:12uh
41:13You stay away from Pamela.
41:43He is out of control. He tried to kill me.
41:51Oh, darling, you're overreacting.
41:54He might be worthless, but he's not a killer.
41:58Probably hormones or something.
42:01This isn't hormonal. This is unabashed jealousy.
42:05He's always been jealous of me. He's coveted everything I have, including Pamela.
42:09I think he drugged her.
42:11Oh, no. I think this hussy is having a negative effect on you.
42:17Mother.
42:19The true other Hearts and Roses is a much better match for you.
42:23I am Hearts and Roses.
42:25Liar!
42:26Stop! Just stop!
42:29I am Pamela Ross. I am Hearts and Roses.
42:33I am the love of Matthew's life, and I am his fiancée.
42:37And I am not taking your abuse anymore.
42:41I order you to break up with that bimbo.
42:45I will not!
42:48Pamela is the most important person in my life now.
42:51And if that means not being your goddamn prince, then so be it.
42:55You be my supporter.
42:57Okay.
42:57Bye.
43:02Bye.
43:03Bye.
43:08Bye.
43:13Bye.
43:14Bye.
43:15Bye.
43:19Bye.
43:19Bye.
43:19Bye.
43:20Bye.
43:21I don't know.
43:51Oh, it is just perfect for the Hope for Children Gala.
44:02We'll do the cocktail reception out here and then move inside for the ball.
44:05I think the Queen will love it.
44:07Absolutely love it.
44:08And by that point, everyone will know that I'm their real hearts and roses.
44:11And that prissy little faker will be long gone.
44:15I will be Prince Matthew's date to that gala.
44:17You're totally going to win that contest this weekend.
44:20Totally.
44:21What are you doing here?
44:26I'm checking out the space for the Hope for Children's Gala.
44:29What are you doing here?
44:31We're checking out the space.
44:33The Queen sent us.
44:34Well, the Prince sent me.
44:36Oh, my God, girls, you have to look at this.
44:39Nude photos of Pamela Ross?
44:42What?
44:42Oh, Pam.
44:44Different.
44:45It's on TMZ.
44:46Where did they come from?
44:47I don't know.
44:48They're not cute.
44:49No.
44:50Oh, my God.
44:51Look at the lingerie.
44:52Where did these come from?
44:55So much for Princess of West March.
44:58Slut.
44:58Poor.
44:59Tramp.
45:00They're off of me.
45:16Hello?
45:16Help!
45:17Help me!
45:20Hey!
45:21Oh, my hero.
45:26Are you okay?
45:27Did they hurt you, my love?
45:28I'm fine.
45:29Did they hurt you?
45:30No.
45:30No.
45:30I'm just glad that you came when you did.
45:33Daniel, you okay?
45:35I'm fine.
45:35Who put you up to this?
45:44It wasn't me.
45:44Who put you up to this?
45:46He paid me.
45:47Who put you up to this?
45:48Please stop, man.
45:49It was Ralph.
45:50I don't believe you.
45:51It was him.
45:52I swear.
45:55Get this piece of shit out of here.
46:02Here we go.
46:05I'm so sorry, Pamela.
46:11I couldn't go through there.
46:13I swear.
46:13It wasn't my idea.
46:14I swear.
46:33I told you I know nothing about it.
46:35It's disgusting.
46:37What kind of a pervert would have a room like that in targeting Pamela?
46:39Then how do you explain it?
46:41Daniel, Matthew has a point.
46:43You're the black sheep of the family, and you invite suspicion.
46:47It had to be Ralph.
46:48He tried to have her killed.
46:49He's clearly obsessed with her.
46:51But what about those disgusting pictures on the internet?
46:54Mm-hmm.
46:54I think Daniel has a point.
46:58Ralph probably released the photos, too.
47:01So, Dan, you may have a point for once.
47:05I'm sorry I doubted you.
47:07No problem.
47:09It's been shocking for us all.
47:10Stupid fucking machine.
47:30The shit's broken.
47:31I can glue it.
47:40Oh, it's so ugly.
47:42Fuck.
47:49Ugh.
47:50What do you want?
47:51You need to get me out of here.
47:52I don't have time for this.
47:54Besides, you're the one stupid enough to get arrested.
47:56Yeah, but I did it for you.
47:57Fine.
47:58If you keep your mouth shut, I'll post your bail.
48:00No, I've got to go.
48:01I've got a fucking dress to make.
48:02This place is disgusting.
48:14I feel like I need a shower.
48:16Thanks for bailing me out.
48:18Now that I have, I need you to get me a dress.
48:21What do you mean?
48:24The Hearts and Roses dress competition is this weekend,
48:27and I need a fabulous dress so that I can beat that bitch.
48:30What's that supposed to do with me?
48:32Ugh!
48:33You're going to get me a counterfeit dress
48:35that I can pass off as my own design.
48:37How am I supposed to do that?
48:39I have no idea.
48:40But you better do a better job on this
48:42than you did that lame-ass head job you didn't pull off.
48:46I can't do it.
48:48Ugh!
48:49If you don't, I won't pay your attorney fees.
48:52Life in prison, buddy.
48:54Think about your wife and kiddos.
48:57You're shameless, Misha.
48:59This better be the winning dress, or else.
49:16It's a winner, now.
49:17Leave me alone.
49:18Fuckin' one.
49:26Christ.
49:36I can't believe he sunk so low.
49:38But that dress, that's rather fabulous.
49:53You're clearly the winner.
49:55Definitely the best dress.
49:57Ladies and gentlemen,
50:01thank you so much for coming along this evening
50:03to my little contest
50:04to discover the true hearts and roses.
50:08The winner is going to design a dress for me
50:15for the Hope for Children Gala.
50:17A true honour.
50:20Everyone has ballots,
50:22and you will need to indicate
50:24whether you like this pink dress
50:27or the blue dress.
50:30The ballots will then be counted,
50:34and we will announce the winner this evening.
50:37In the meantime, please enjoy the party.
50:40The moment of truth.
50:41Fuck you.
50:42If you'd like, that could be arranged.
50:49Ladies and gentlemen,
50:51the moment of truth.
50:53The votes have been tallied,
50:55and the results are in.
50:57Please may I have the envelope?
50:58The true hearts and roses.
51:05You will design my dress
51:07for the Hope for Children Charity Gala
51:09is...
51:19Pamela Ross.
51:26Oh, my God.
51:27You've been wrong this entire time.
51:29We have fucked crap.
51:32My darling,
51:33I am so sorry I ever doubted you.
51:37Can you ever forgive me?
51:39Of course I forgive you.
51:40You're my beloved's mother.
51:42Well, soon,
51:43and sooner rather than later, I hope,
51:46I'll also be your mother.
51:47Of course.
51:48Oh.
51:48I am so sorry I do.
51:50I am so sorry I have to forgive you.
52:02I am so sorry I am so sorry I have to forgive you.
52:03I am so sorry I have to forgive you.
52:06Stop!
52:08The contest was fixed.
52:12The contest was fixed.
52:15What?
52:16those two women the queen's secretary and secretary's assistant stuck the ballot box
52:28i saw them they were throwing out the real votes and shoving it full of votes for pamela
52:35what the hell are you talking about that's insane you'd never do anything like that
52:39ladies and gentlemen please calm down stop that's my dress
52:46that is my dress thank god i got here in time it's a pierre tosh original sorry misha
52:54sorry misha
53:00that's impossible because i designed the dress lies i designed it and i can prove it
53:10in every dress there is a label made with golden thread sewn into the scene allow me
53:18it's there she's a thief that dress was taken from my studio two days ago security call the
53:32police no no wait wait wait wait wait wait stop stop stop stop it was my brother ralph
53:39ralph is your brother yes and he tried to have pamela killed
53:44not true misha did it all
53:51misha did it all she blackmailed me to kill pamela and she made me steal the dress she drugged her and
53:59wanted me to have sex of her and take photos of her what what i i couldn't go through that misha did it all
54:08i believe him so do i take her away no no no no no no no no no it was daniel
54:21daniel is a pervert who's obsessed with pamela he's got all of these pictures and these videos of her
54:30and and he's obsessed with trying to hurt his younger brother
54:40he deserves it he deserves all of it he's always the first he gets everything he wants
54:45i'm the firstborn it's my turn my turn take them both away call the police get away from me get your
54:52hands off me get your hands off me mommy mother mother mommy mommy mommy i hate you i'll keep you
55:05oh my god oh my god we are so so so so so sorry oh my god you're so sorry she got us full stop
55:13i forgive you really oh my god thank you so much stand up
55:17she may forgive you but i don't you're fired get your hands off of me
55:29ladies and gentlemen i would like to introduce you to the true hearts and roses the future princess
55:40and the future queen of west march
55:44the future princess and the future queen of west march miss pamela ross
55:58and the future queen of west march
56:19and the future queen of west march
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