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The Grand Theft | movie | 2011 | Official Trailer
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Destitute, but desperate to produce their blockbuster bank robbery movie, slick producer Mario Vigilante and his intelle | dG1fZHdENTRTWkRUZnc
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00:00
We need 10 million to finish the grand theft.
00:18
Okay, let's just keep the dialogue open and I'm sure I can get you all the co-signers
00:24
you need.
00:25
Thanks.
00:26
So, are they gonna put up half and you get co-signers for the rest?
00:32
Unfortunately, no.
00:33
Well, what did they say?
00:34
They said that I am such a bad credit risk that it doesn't even matter if I get Tom Cruise
00:38
to co-sign on this thing.
00:43
That is a good idea, but have you thought about how we're gonna steal this?
00:47
I mean, they have all kinds of security in their stores.
00:50
Holy mother of hell!
00:51
That's right!
00:52
They're going to do exactly the same thing that your characters did in The Grand Theft.
00:57
Chapter 1.
00:58
Christian Ranieri.
00:59
Famous director.
01:00
Has a film crew shooting a movie inside the vault of the world's wealthiest bank.
01:04
But the crew isn't really there to shoot a movie.
01:07
No.
01:08
They're in the vault to steal the gold.
01:10
A group of supposed actors shoot a terrific love scene, but they're really thieves loading
01:16
gold bricks into a tunnel.
01:20
I got a connection to give me some dynamite so we could blow the shit out of the Bourn Nudes
01:26
jewelry store.
01:27
Before the finale.
01:28
Hello.
01:29
Welcome.
01:30
Welcome.
01:31
We got music.
01:31
Welcome.
01:33
I am going for
01:34
the sky now in the ring.
01:35
It's Lord Eddie Wellek.
01:38
Than I am so proud of myюда joy in the last this week.
01:39
I'm out of my store.
01:41
Thank you so much.
01:42
Everybody's been there.
01:43
Coming upウ estos weeks.
01:44
What happened?
01:46
Which was it?
01:48
We didn't return some miles of the fucking past, but it wasn't right.
01:55
It's the best.
01:55
You found it.
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