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Stay-At-Home Dad Levels Up
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00:00:00Come on Pepper, runnin' late.
00:00:06Why do we have to walk?
00:00:08Why don't we have a car?
00:00:12Because we can't afford a car.
00:00:14Daddy, are we poor?
00:00:19When I was younger, I had a lot of cars and money.
00:00:22But no love.
00:00:23Now I don't have money, but I have you and mommy.
00:00:27And that's more important to me than all the cars in the world.
00:00:31I love you.
00:00:37Now go.
00:00:57Hey!
00:01:05Hey!
00:01:06Are you okay?
00:01:07Is anything hurt?
00:01:08Get away from my daughter, you sick pervert.
00:01:10Oh, hey, hey, wait a minute, okay?
00:01:12Stay away from them.
00:01:13Just be careful, be careful.
00:01:14Back off!
00:01:15Or I'll call the cops.
00:01:16Tell them some pedophile is hanging around outside the school!
00:01:21Daddy?
00:01:28Sweetie.
00:01:29Okay, all right, just calm down, all right?
00:01:31I just saved your daughter from being hit by a car.
00:01:33I'm just trying to help.
00:01:34Oh, really?
00:01:35Yeah.
00:01:36Because it looked to me like you were trying to cop a field, you sicko.
00:01:39What do you do, just hang around outside schools looking to grab little girls?
00:01:44Leave my dad alone.
00:01:46You talk to me with respect, you dirty little brat.
00:01:50You're not in your trailer park anymore.
00:01:53Stop it.
00:01:54She's nine.
00:01:55Darcy?
00:01:56Do you know this little girl?
00:01:59I don't want you to talk to her.
00:02:01I don't want you to look at her.
00:02:03I don't want you to be friends with her.
00:02:05She's beneath you.
00:02:07She's dirty white trash.
00:02:13Okay, that's enough!
00:02:16He hit me!
00:02:17Oh, God.
00:02:18He hit me!
00:02:19He hit me!
00:02:20What's going on?
00:02:21Principal Stevens, that man assaulted me and tried to grab my daughter.
00:02:26No, I just saved your daughter.
00:02:27I'm the crossing guard.
00:02:28I know you're the crossing guard.
00:02:30It creeps us all out.
00:02:32All of our other guards are retired seniors.
00:02:35Why aren't you out looking for a real job?
00:02:38He does it to stare at the kids.
00:02:42All right, I've had enough of you.
00:02:44You're fired!
00:02:45Let's get him away from my school.
00:02:50No!
00:02:51Please!
00:02:52Please, not in front of my daughter!
00:02:53Daddy?
00:02:54Please!
00:02:55Patty!
00:02:56Patty!
00:02:57Mr. Parker, you're not an easy man to find.
00:03:14But it's an honor to finally meet you.
00:03:16My last name's Harrington.
00:03:17It's not Parker.
00:03:18You have the wrong guy.
00:03:19Well, that's pretty obvious.
00:03:20I assure you.
00:03:21We have the right man.
00:03:22You just need a word, sir.
00:03:23About what?
00:03:24He's just a messed up loser.
00:03:25Yeah, why would you ever bow down to someone like him?
00:03:26They're right.
00:03:27You shouldn't have to bow down to me.
00:03:28You can go now.
00:03:29I'm not leaving until we talk.
00:03:30Hey, slut.
00:03:31You dare?
00:03:32You made a mistake.
00:03:33He's just a messed up pedophile who hangs out around school.
00:03:34Wait, what are you doing?
00:03:35What are you doing?
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00:04:31the heir to Prestige Industries, and now one of the richest men on Earth, Mr. Parker.
00:04:39What the hell? You can't just come in here and beat up a parent. Not at my school.
00:04:43Don't worry, it's not your school anymore.
00:04:46What are you talking about?
00:04:49Prestige Industries is this school's primary dump, which means you're biased. Expect a call within an hour.
00:04:56Daddy, are we really rich?
00:05:02I need you to go inside, okay, honey? Go.
00:05:13Marie Myers, Senior Legal Counsel for your father's company.
00:05:18Yeah, I figure. You know that he disowned me when my mother died. Threw me out on the streets as a child.
00:05:24I went from having everything to worrying if I was going to starve to death.
00:05:29So you can go and tell my father that I want nothing to do.
00:05:33I'm afraid I can't do that. He's dead.
00:05:39In his will, he named you as his only heir.
00:05:44I will never take my father's money. I swore it on my mother's grave.
00:05:48Your vow to your mother is noble. But what about your foster mother, Grace?
00:05:52Grace? You could save her with that money.
00:05:56They're going to kick me out if I can't pay, Jack. I need this machine to breathe.
00:06:04I'll get the money. I swear.
00:06:08I know that money's due today. Your stay-at-home dad, Jack. Living off your wife's family.
00:06:15You can't save Grace without this money.
00:06:19I will find it another way. Without taking a dime from that bastard.
00:06:23Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go talk to some banks about a loan.
00:06:31Who is that guy?
00:06:32That is the richest man on planet Earth. Even if he won't admit it yet.
00:06:48And so, Mother, for your retirement, my husband and I have gotten you this diamond necklace.
00:07:02It's so stunning.
00:07:06Not as stunning as you, Agnes.
00:07:14Well, our present is not as beautiful as my dear sister's.
00:07:19But it is faster.
00:07:25I hope it fits.
00:07:25Is it to the Maserati I wanted?
00:07:37It's almost too much.
00:07:43Up next, our youngest sister, Sophia.
00:07:47And her husband, Jack.
00:07:51Oh, um, happy retirement, Mom.
00:07:54I'm sorry. I didn't realize we were giving gifts today.
00:08:00Didn't realize or couldn't afford one.
00:08:05Sophia, if you were having money problems, we could have given you a loan.
00:08:09You're such a good son-in-law.
00:08:12Unlike your husband, Sophia, who didn't even bother to show up.
00:08:15I don't know where he is. I've been trying to get a hold of him all day, but
00:08:20there must have been an emergency.
00:08:21What kind of emergency could happen to a stay-at-home dad?
00:08:25Was there a life-or-death laundry disaster?
00:08:31Hey, do you mean nice to my dad?
00:08:33Or what, you little half-peasant brat?
00:08:36What's wrong with you? She's a child.
00:08:39Exactly.
00:08:40And I specifically put on my invitation to this party, adults only.
00:08:44I couldn't afford a sitter.
00:08:48Well, here. This should shut you up.
00:08:52No, Christian! It's you!
00:08:54Where is she still watching?
00:08:58I told you!
00:08:59Oh, Jesus! There is always something with you!
00:09:02Darling, why don't you take the little urchin to where her crying won't ruin the party that she planned?
00:09:07It's brilliant. I tell you, my love.
00:09:09Yes!
00:09:09Oh, my God!
00:09:11Oh, my God!
00:09:12No, Christian! Where are you going?
00:09:14She can't breathe!
00:09:18No! No, Christian! Where are you going?
00:09:22She can't breathe!
00:09:24Calm down, my sweet sister-in-law.
00:09:27You can't handle your spa.
00:09:28You'll do it now.
00:09:30Leave her alone!
00:09:31She's having an allergic reaction!
00:09:38Please, Christian! What are you doing?
00:09:40I'm pushing her!
00:09:42Something you never do!
00:09:43Let her go! She needs her every day!
00:09:46Oh, calm down.
00:09:47She couldn't die!
00:09:49Oh, my God!
00:09:52Can you stop being so dramatic?
00:09:53Mother, you have to stop this! Please!
00:09:56Well, she can come out when she starts behaving.
00:09:59Please!
00:10:01Haley!
00:10:02I'm coming!
00:10:03Please!
00:10:03Please!
00:10:05Haley!
00:10:06I'm coming!
00:10:07I'm coming!
00:10:07I'm coming!
00:10:08Help!
00:10:09Help!
00:10:10Somebody help me!
00:10:16Mom!
00:10:17What the hell is going on?
00:10:23Where's my daughter?
00:10:25Jack! Help!
00:10:26Haley!
00:10:27Sophia!
00:10:28Come here, here, here!
00:10:29I've got you!
00:10:29I've got you!
00:10:30It's okay!
00:10:31Mom!
00:10:36Daddy!
00:10:38I'm gonna close your eyes for this, okay?
00:10:41You're done, Chris!
00:10:42Ready?
00:10:50Daddy!
00:10:51I'm Christy!
00:10:52She locks me in the closet!
00:10:58What the hell is wrong with you?
00:11:01You don't talk to my wife that way.
00:11:03I was taking care of the child.
00:11:05Sophia was having a hard time doing it, and you just disappeared for the day.
00:11:10You evil man.
00:11:11Jack, it's okay. Let's just go.
00:11:14No, we can't go yet.
00:11:17I went to every bank in town today, and not a single one gave me a loan.
00:11:21I'll get the money.
00:11:23I swear.
00:11:25There's no other choice, Sophia.
00:11:29Agnes, can I talk to you in private for a moment?
00:11:32To apologize for coming late to my retirement party, empty-handed, looking like you just came from a construction site?
00:11:42No.
00:11:44Oh, to apologize for berating and embarrassing my sweet daughter in front of everyone?
00:11:51It's just...
00:11:52It's just what?
00:11:53Whatever it is you have to say, you can say it before everyone.
00:11:58Agnes, I need to borrow $100,000.
00:12:03Lane gave me a diamond necklace, and Chad gave me a Maserati.
00:12:19But you come in here late to my retirement party, my special day, and ask me for money.
00:12:28I'm sorry, okay?
00:12:30I wouldn't ask if it wasn't an emergency, Agnes.
00:12:33It's my foster mother.
00:12:35Grace can't pay her medical bills, and they're going to kick her out.
00:12:37If that happens, she'll die.
00:12:39I promise, okay?
00:12:42I will pay you back as soon as I can.
00:12:44With what?
00:12:45With money, Jack.
00:12:46You have nothing.
00:12:48If she raised you, she can't be worth saving.
00:12:53And if I were her, I'd just roll over and die.
00:12:57Mother, that's horrible.
00:12:58You don't raise your voice.
00:13:00Have you forgotten how to act in a polite society?
00:13:04It's not her fault, Mother.
00:13:06She married a peasant.
00:13:07Of course she's going to pick up his manners.
00:13:09Honestly, Agnes, you're a saint for letting someone like Jack inside the house.
00:13:14Well, I wouldn't have, except I thought he was here to mow my lawn.
00:13:18In fact, that's an idea.
00:13:23If you want the money, then you can work for me and clean up after my doggies.
00:13:28Jack, don't do that.
00:13:30They have no idea with one phone call, I could have more money than they'll ever see in their lives.
00:13:36But no, I made a vow.
00:13:39Agnes, if you give me the money, I'll do whatever you ask me to, okay?
00:13:43Okay, I'll be your lawn boy, I'll clean up after your dog's poop, okay?
00:13:49I just want to save my mom.
00:13:50Foster mom, you're an orphan.
00:13:53You have no family.
00:13:55Yes, he does.
00:13:57Sophia, be very careful.
00:14:00You rely on my charity.
00:14:02Charity?
00:14:03Really?
00:14:04You work her 80 hours a week at your company, and yet you pay her next to nothing.
00:14:08Daddy!
00:14:09How dare you come in here and tell me how to treat my daughter?
00:14:16You are a freeloading con man who stole her away from me.
00:14:21If you want the money to save your precious little fake mommy,
00:14:26then you can get down on your knees and beg me for a job.
00:14:31Jack, don't do that.
00:14:34Fine.
00:14:36Call me the second worst way to get the money.
00:14:38What can possibly be worse than this?
00:14:41I will never take my father's money.
00:14:44I swore it on my mother's grave.
00:14:46Breaking a vow.
00:14:55Agnes, I beg you.
00:14:58Can I get a job, please?
00:15:00Beg me to pick up my dog's feces.
00:15:07Can I please pick up your dog's feces?
00:15:10Now tell me that you're a horrible son-in-law.
00:15:14I'm a horrible son-in-law.
00:15:16I'm a horrible son-in-law.
00:15:16I'm a horrible son-in-law.
00:15:16And tell me that you're a horrible husband.
00:15:20Mother, stop.
00:15:23I'm a horrible husband.
00:15:25Now I want you to tell me that you're a horrible father to a little monster.
00:15:31No.
00:15:39What?
00:15:41I'm not gonna say that.
00:15:43And fuck you for asking me.
00:15:46How dare you?
00:15:48now get out of my house
00:16:03i will in a moment jack what are you doing getting the money the worst way possible
00:16:14and tell my father that i want nothing to do with him
00:16:17jack some things are worth breaking about
00:16:21miss myers i've changed my mind i agree to your terms i'll become my father's heir
00:16:34what father i thought he was an orphan what's he talking about i don't know
00:16:42i'll explain everything later okay
00:16:47right now i gotta go save my foster mom
00:16:51hey beautiful you care taking care of mommy while i'm gone
00:17:05that's my girl
00:17:10as for the rest of you i'll be dealing with you later because i think my ride's here
00:17:17thanks for the cake someone picking you up in a scooter
00:17:19oh i know a skateboard for two the driveways the other way
00:17:27i'm aware mother oh and uh sorry about your rose garden
00:17:31you destroyed my garden that's my dad
00:17:49sir your right away
00:18:04congrats you now own prestige industries
00:18:21no one knew your father was ill before he died
00:18:24he changed towards the end his biggest regret was abandoning you
00:18:30he wanted you to have this i never wanted to take my father's money
00:18:34but if it saved my foster mother i have to take it is it possible for me to get the hundred thousand
00:18:39today you were one of the richest men in the world and the amount of time it took for us to walk down
00:18:45this hallway you've made that much money this is your black diamond card it's the only one like
00:18:53it in the world and it's yours you could literally buy a small country with it
00:19:00i need this machine to breathe
00:19:04why don't we have a car
00:19:05somebody talk like this
00:19:14oh jack they're about to kick me out
00:19:17dr barnes wait okay the bill is paid don't unplug the machine
00:19:21the guy who comes in here looking homeless just magically comes up with a hundred grand
00:19:27sorry rules are rules oh no if you unplug her she'll die
00:19:31you should have thought of that mr harrington before you stopped paying her bill
00:19:36what's happening the bill is paid okay just wait for dr olsen he can explain everything
00:19:42dr olsen is the head of the hospital he's too busy to deal with charity cases now get out
00:19:48of here before i have you arrested
00:19:53i'm warning you you're making a big mistake dr bornes is a genius he doesn't make mistakes
00:19:59you should take it up with your insurance if you even have any i don't have time she'll be dead
00:20:04in minutes without the machine well next time don't be poor
00:20:10jack don't let them unplug me wait until dr olsen arrives last warning are you stupid or what
00:20:18don't let them know what's going to happen to us get out of here
00:20:25get security jack i'm scared don't be it'll be fine
00:20:32besides i knew you'd try to pull something even after i paid the bill because you're a piece of
00:20:36shit so i decided to go around you don't know what'd you do call a lawyer no i bought the hospital
00:20:47sir you just happen to have a hundred million dollars laying around actually i'm now the owner
00:20:52prestige industries you fool everyone knows that thomas parker owns prestige thomas is dead
00:21:00i'm his son if you're gonna lie at least make it believable now get off of me or you'll be in jail
00:21:07for your own bitch of a mother's funeral
00:21:12finally escort him out of here i wouldn't listen to him if i were you gentlemen what are you waiting
00:21:19for get mr harrington off the premises i'm no longer mr harrington my real name is jack parker
00:21:28ceo of prestige industries and right now you're in my hospital he's lying grab him
00:21:37you punched me no one punches me
00:21:54i want you to watch as your only parent struggles to wheeze her one last breath
00:22:04i'm gonna make you pay for that
00:22:07please don't
00:22:17jack
00:22:18the bill is paid doctor please please you're killing her this is a hospital
00:22:22people die every day please grace it'll be fine wait for dr olsen please no one is coming
00:22:28for a poor old lady
00:22:30i don't know if you have to but i'm plugging her back in
00:22:42shoot him now
00:22:43what the hell is going on dr rolls
00:22:58grace you're okay
00:23:00oh jack you're here
00:23:05dr barnes your contract is terminated effective immediately on whose authority
00:23:14our new owners is there anything else mr parker no he's jack harrington it can't be
00:23:21dr olsen i want you to personally take care of your treatments moving forward that would be my
00:23:26my pleasure
00:23:29let's check your vitals
00:23:30i'll have the medical board run a full investigation into your behavior
00:23:39criminal malpractice can result in prison time please don't do this i i wasn't really gonna kill her
00:23:49beg beg what beg for me not to throw you into jail
00:23:56please please mr parker
00:24:02i am so sorry
00:24:03have mercy
00:24:09like the mercy you were gonna show my foster mother
00:24:16no don't do this he almost turned you into murderers escort him out however you see fit no no no no no wait
00:24:27now don't please don't
00:24:34oh jack
00:24:37i know you never wanted to take over your father's business
00:24:41and i'm sorry you had to do it for me
00:24:44grace you took me in when no one else would
00:24:48i owe you everything
00:24:50i would take over a drug cartel for you
00:24:53and ship bodies to the mojave desert while punching the mailman if that meant keeping you
00:24:57safe besides i can now give my wife and daughter the lives they deserve her family's done nothing
00:25:04but ridicule her since she married me it's time to change that where are you going i have a party to
00:25:12attend i'll be back i just want you to know we hated him we're so glad he's gone and now a real man is
00:25:27running this place we'd like to welcome you to the hospital really welcome you maybe with the
00:25:35spongebob have you ever had four hands caressing your body sorry ladies but i'm married excuse me
00:25:48sophia your husband's stupid stunt just destroyed my million dollar garden um please i'm sure he has
00:25:57a good explanation for all of this i'm sure he doesn't forget about him sophia it's better if
00:26:04you two just have a clean break vaughn i am so glad you showed up ah sorry i'm late it's not easy being
00:26:13the senior vp at prestige industries the most profitable company in the world a small token
00:26:20this is a chateau morton rothschild 1942 it's a million dollar bottle if only i could make you my heir
00:26:40agnes i've never wanted your company i've always had my eye on a more valuable asset of yours sophia
00:26:50so how's our little plan going perfectly sophia just went upstairs to play with her daughter
00:27:00i told vaughn to follow he's too handsome for her to resist well even if she does
00:27:10vaughn has a reputation of being persuasive when it comes to women he takes what he wants
00:27:18serves the prissy bitch right andrea what she is besides as soon as she gets a taste of a real man
00:27:27like vaughn she'll dump her sad sack of a husband in a heartbeat and then we will get a taste of vaughn's
00:27:35money cheers cheers 29 and 30 ready or not here i go
00:27:46vaughn looks like you found me you scared me
00:27:51what do you want we both know what i want you
00:27:55vaughn i'm married
00:27:57jesus sophia is there even a diamond on them wouldn't you rather be with a an alpha
00:28:08mom are you gonna come look for me please i i think i hear my daughter i have to go
00:28:17you're not going anywhere please just get off of me don't act like you haven't been dying for this
00:28:23stop please just let me go
00:28:30just please please just stop
00:28:36mom are you okay run along kid
00:28:40everyone at this party wants this to happen
00:28:50i see the lovebirds are missing and if we're lucky sophia has already forgotten all about her trailer
00:28:56trash husband jack oh can't even with him trying to trick us into thinking he's some sort of air she's
00:29:04so much better off with vaughn i would like to thank everyone for coming and for bringing such
00:29:12inspired presents there is one last round of gifts
00:29:21more gifts from whom agnes's daughter christia got her a little piece of jewelry so the man i
00:29:29represent decided to bring something better excuse me that little piece of jewelry is a diamond necklace
00:29:46that's that's the tiffany red diamond tiara only one of its kind worth 10 million dollars
00:29:52who could afford such an expensive gift the man i represent is wealthy beyond belief
00:30:05dre and chad got agnes a margarotti let me guess your client brought a oh a lamborghini oh a ferrari
00:30:16no think faster much faster a g800 gulfstream private jet but that's worth certainly more than this
00:30:27mansion finally i understand avon weathers got agnes a bottle of chateau mouton rothschild 1942 no one can
00:30:34compete with that it's one of the finest vintages ever and it's the last bottle in existence you are
00:30:41correct my client couldn't get another bottle so he bought the vineyard instead
00:30:53there's no way that is tens of millions of dollars and my goodness who bought such expensive gifts from me
00:31:09i did oh wait is that jack it can't be the same person
00:31:31and those gifts aren't for you agnes they're for your daughter
00:31:34how dare you come in here and humiliate me with these obviously fake gifts right yeah
00:31:43well it's not as humiliating as forcing you to get down on your knees and
00:31:47tell everyone what a terrible mother you are
00:31:51don't worry mother we'll have this dog grown out get some security now i don't think so
00:31:58i'm not leaving until my wife gets her gifts where is she both know that you'd rather be with
00:32:05me than your trailer trash husband never you're disgusting you think i'm disgusting well then just
00:32:16close your eyes and take comfort in how much i'm going to enjoy oh please just let me go
00:32:24come on come on you don't mean that mommy are you away go away your mom is busy
00:32:38where's my wife
00:32:43one of you needs to start talking how dare you come in here and make demands
00:32:47who do you think you are who do you think you are i'll tell you exactly who i am i'm the ceo of
00:32:54help help help
00:32:57oh hey hey hey hey hey i'm here what's wrong
00:33:03he attacked me attacked how dare you oh she tried to kiss me and i told her
00:33:11i don't date mary with her but then she went nuts and started kicking me you're lying sofia
00:33:20don't disrespect mr weathers he's a very powerful bp of the biggest company in the world
00:33:26yeah you can't blame him for turning you down
00:33:31if you keep telling these lies i'm gonna have to punish you don't you ever touch her again
00:33:37who the hell are you
00:33:40i'm her husband daddy you came back baby
00:33:46you look handsome i'm total b.i.p and you look beautiful sweetie
00:33:51you're the husband you don't need to worry vaughn he's just some orphan that's nothing he'll die with
00:33:58nothing could this always be nothing
00:34:05can you go upstairs and play daddy has to take out the trash
00:34:16bon weathers right i'll be honest with you i don't care about a stay-at-home dad i'm the most
00:34:23powerful man at a party filled with very powerful people you're messing with the senior vice president
00:34:32of prestige industries dressing up in a knockoff tux is not going to change that these fools don't
00:34:38realize i'm prestige industries owner and ceo jackie boy i know you probably put on the order for the
00:34:45first time but you're way out of your league scamper on home and let these two kids have some fun
00:34:54oh no no no you see this man put his hands on my wife so i'm not leaving until he begs for forgiveness
00:35:01you have any idea how much you just fucked up you're dead you're dead sir what you should address your
00:35:11new boss correctly what do you mean boss he spends a little bit of money on a makeover and he thinks he
00:35:18could tell his betters what to do as if a lowlife miscreant like you would ever be above me
00:35:26feel free to ask uh marie myers when she gets here she's the head legal counsel of prestige
00:35:34she'll tell you exactly who i am marie myers is one of the most influential people in the world
00:35:40she doesn't even know you exist you know what i've had it with your lies
00:35:46i think it's time somebody put you in your place you idiot bon is a black belt in taekwondo
00:35:52he's going to crush you oh uh agnes i'm sorry for getting violent at your retirement party
00:36:02but this is what happens when you let the stray dogs inside
00:36:07you think he's the stray dog my sister found you on the streets yeah she fed you a bone and took you
00:36:15home okay that's enough jack is my husband he deserves respect yeah let's see if you think
00:36:20that after i rearranged that pretty little face of his
00:36:35okay that's that's good that's enough you see the difference between you and i
00:36:41so you fight for fun you leave him alone and i grew up in the streets let it go
00:36:48i fought to survive you'll blame us we can't afford to have someone so powerful mad at us let him go
00:36:54let him go let him go if you insist
00:37:04john did you kill him i no i don't think so hey maybe
00:37:10look him up
00:37:21now look what you've done you stupid redneck you just assaulted the senior vp of prestige industries
00:37:29hello the former vp actually he'll be fired as soon as he wakes up who's gonna fire him you
00:37:37no i'll let marie do it when she arrives like you've ever even met marie myers she's so far above
00:37:47you it isn't even funny she's the senior legal counsel of the most important company in the world
00:37:52and you you're just a stay-at-home dad leeching off your own wife's family there is no way she's
00:37:58coming here to back you up you got it ma'am we've encountered traffic
00:38:07find a way around it jack wants us at this event asap why again are we going to a retirement party
00:38:13with one of our mid-level business partners because jack said so and i'm not going to fail to obey
00:38:19our new ceo's first orders yes ma'am i'll employ more aggressive driving titles
00:38:37i'm going thank god he's okay mr brothers please don't punish us for the disrespect you've been shown
00:38:44do whatever you want with him we don't care as far as i'm concerned he's no son-in-law of mine oh
00:38:51you're dead uh i don't think so no man will ever put his hands on my wife again and get away with it
00:38:58so go ahead call the police see what happens you stupid commoner the police are for scum like you
00:39:06not masters of industry like me
00:39:11this is von weathers senior vp i've just been assaulted i need the private security squad down here
00:39:18asap you're not going to be arrested oh no you're going to disappear
00:39:27look at him smiling too dumb to realize he's dead i'm smiling because von just did my job for
00:39:35you see the men that you just called aren't coming for me they're coming to take you
00:39:45don't make me laugh the only person that can rescind any order of mine is the ceo himself and unless
00:39:53you're thomas parker i think i'll be okay he doesn't realize that thomas parker is dead
00:40:01and as his only son i'm now the ceo mother this has to stop this thug has come in here twice to
00:40:11the party that i planned and it cost a scene like i always say you can take the redneck out of the
00:40:18ghetto but you can't take the country out of the man yeah he does say that
00:40:22the company's private army why on earth would they be going to a retirement party
00:40:37apparently a senior level vp was attacked this is a disaster they shoot first and ask questions later
00:40:44what vp ordered them to go in von weathers man i'm so sick of that moron step on it we need to
00:40:53get there before von and his grooms shoot the place up aye aye cap
00:40:57jack was protecting me von assaulted me and he was the only one who did anything about it
00:41:08sure sophia he assaulted you like you wouldn't jump at the chance to be with someone as powerful as von
00:41:17instead of a penniless loser she's not you christian what the hell is that supposed to mean
00:41:26we all see it and we all know that you're only with blaine because of his money i mean look at him
00:41:33he's old enough to be your grandfather oh and well blaine we see the way you look at chat me how dare
00:41:44you i love my husband he is perfect for me in every way
00:41:54hmm and that he is rich and you're shallow okay that's enough should i get you a stepladder so you
00:42:02can say that to my face you disgusting swine christia and i are soulmates
00:42:11okay curious what do you two even talk about your favorite heart medication no don't don't don't waste
00:42:23your breath my private rmb here soon to take care of him permanently it's all right none of us would miss
00:42:30him anyway he's right you'd be doing us a favor by getting rid of that leech von a huge favor how can we
00:42:38ever repay you i can think of one thing one last chance von apologize to my wife before the security
00:42:48squad arrives and i'll spare you refuse and i'll fucking destroy your life you destroy my life
00:42:57who do you think you are i'll tell you exactly who i am
00:43:01the second marie myers arrives marie myers isn't coming you fool no one is buying your bluff
00:43:09jack what should we do hey everything's okay trust me
00:43:16a black SUV just pulled up outside and it has the uh prestige industries logo on the side
00:43:22it's von's private army oh i heard all about prestigious private army they're gonna tear you
00:43:29limb from limb finally our jack ass problem is almost over say goodbye to your husband sophia
00:43:39but don't feel too bad i've always had a thing for single mothers even if they're widows
00:43:45you're disgusting vaughn hey vaughn i've got some bad news for you
00:44:04these men work for me
00:44:15oh my god god you have to remind them that we had nothing to do with this and it was all jack
00:44:22yeah you're actually doing us a favor by getting rid of him we hate him as much as you do yeah you
00:44:28can do whatever you want with him but just please don't hurt us relax i would never harm my future in-laws
00:44:39sir we understand you've been attacked and await your orders
00:44:41i demand justice for what this animal did to me i want you to take care of him
00:44:51and dispose of him yes sir no you can't take jack away from me don't worry honey everything's under control
00:44:59you fool you don't get it
00:45:04you're dead i don't think so vaughn gentlemen your orders have been rescinded stand down
00:45:11i don't think so i don't care what you think soldier your order has been rescinded
00:45:24it's wasting stand down your orders have been rescinded i repeat stand down
00:45:29i am a senior vp at prestige industries only the ceo thomas parker himself can rescind one of my
00:45:40orders and he would never do that yes he respects me and my judgment everyone knows that vaughn and the
00:45:48ceo are very close vi bffs they still don't realize that thomas parker is dead and i'm the ceo
00:45:59so why don't you call him what call the ceo my orders have been rescinded then they'll just take me
00:46:07away come on i mean i thought you guys were close vaughn we are extremely close so fine i'll call him and
00:46:16then we'll laugh as you are dragged away into your death jack what kind of stupid tactics are you
00:46:24doing oh he's just trying to stall for time because the ceo would never contradict ma yes get me the ceo
00:46:33now you are so dead
00:46:36is is he here it's my party hello vaughn your orders have been rescinded
00:46:51no it can't be that's impossible he he's just a stay-at-home dad how could he be one of the most
00:47:11powerful men in the world he can't you fools he's not the ceo he must have hacked my phone connection
00:47:19somehow yeah i got hacked yeah that makes the most sense because he'll be nothing but a worthless
00:47:27leech you know jack hacking into someone's phone is a federal offense congratulations sophia not only
00:47:36is your husband a bum but he's also a criminal yeah i hacked no one's phone gentlemen you've heard your
00:47:45orders are you seriously going to listen to this con man he's a stay at home dad
00:47:55ain't nobody don't listen to him take him away now what do we do whose orders do we follow
00:48:03we know vp welles we don't know you you're making a huge mistake soldier he's just an arrogant
00:48:15wannabe with a death wish don't listen to him marie myers will be here in a second she can back me up
00:48:22marie myers yeah head lawyer for prestige that woman terrorized me when i was in afghanistan you
00:48:30really have the balls to keep using her name in your little con he must have a death wish she finds
00:48:36out he's using her name to spread lies finds out we didn't do anything about it we're dead you really
00:48:42don't get it do you no you don't get it you mess with prestige industries nobody does that and survives
00:48:48grab him if you resist shoot him okay
00:48:51drop someone stop this sofia it's for the best this is what happens when you marry someone below you
00:49:02hey don't worry mella everything's gonna be okay really and why is that take your hands off that man
00:49:11what is she doing here oh isn't it obvious she heard that i was assaulted and then came running
00:49:32finally someone here on my level you're not anywhere near my level weathers excuse me
00:49:39i am a senior vp which would impress me if i was a sniveling ass kisser trying to climb the corporate
00:49:45ladder but i'm not so it doesn't how dare you the truth is you're just a creepy bastard hated by
00:49:52everyone who only got to where you were by shoving your nose so far up thomas parker's ass that you
00:49:59sniffed his comb that's it when thomas hears about this you're done you just made a huge mistake
00:50:09he's very good friends with the ceo your boss is he is he good friends with the ceo no what would you
00:50:18know about this you present nobody when thomas finds out about this you'll never work again thomas
00:50:23doesn't really care about any of your little complaints or anything else what do you mean
00:50:30it's 702 which means the news just broke check your phone
00:50:39oh my god what is it what's going on thomas parker is dead
00:50:44oh r.i.p they're gonna be holding a gala next week to announce the new ceo
00:50:51there's gonna be a power vacuum i have to go but this isn't over as for the rest of you i suggest
00:50:59you start showing some respect to the new ceo prestige industries we don't disrespect anyone at
00:51:06prestige they're 90 percent of our business you foolish woman don't you realize who owns prestige
00:51:14who's the richest man in the world it's
00:51:21marie could we have a word marie you don't have to humor that thing
00:51:28sofia your husband's gonna get us in some serious trouble you saw how she handled the
00:51:39senior vp of prestige she could destroy our company like that
00:51:47excuse me like i was saying you will all need to show some respect to prestigious new ceo
00:51:53and you will all get a chance at the gala all members of the stutter family are expected to attend
00:52:03when you say all i mean do you mean i mean all we're done here
00:52:14what do you say to her
00:52:15what is it mr parker don't tell them here my wife and daughter have been with me the entire time
00:52:29they've stuck by my side i'll tell them at the gala i want to give them the surprise of their lives
00:52:36yes sir oh oh and uh make sure to invite the whole family we'll give them one last chance to be a
00:52:42simple and if they are i think you know
00:52:53well what do you say to her i know everything today has been crazy but i need you to trust me
00:53:00do you trust me one last time do you trust me with my life
00:53:10are you sure we should go in i mean my mother ordered us not to come well marine meyer said the
00:53:30whole family could come yeah but she's gonna flip out like she was so upset about the retirement party
00:53:36she she might fire me jack we could lose the house will you trust me one last time
00:53:46besides i hear they have cupcakes we're going
00:53:50hey can i rock the red carpet i'm sorry honey that's for the important people which is exactly who you two are
00:54:08are now go
00:54:26good job
00:54:27yes the camera loves you thank you i'm hailey and this is gap for kids i saw it on the e-channel
00:54:41and what about your mom oh my business works with prestige
00:54:48i'm a member of the setter corporation not anymore
00:54:57hey don't ruin it they're having fun take your hands off me agnes i'm giving you one last chance
00:55:05to be a good mother who do you think you are trying to give my mother orders you're a stain
00:55:10on our family after i fire sophia she will have two choices leave you for vaughn or end up homeless
00:55:18on the streets you really want your daughter to be with him vaughn's a creep better than a loser like
00:55:26you give you a chance give them all a chance
00:55:33this is my rest of the family uh and mother ceo of the setter corporation i apologize for any
00:55:43disturbance that young lady does not represent setter corporation mother do we have to do this
00:55:51right here yes our company needs prestige and if the new ceo is anything like toms parker then he will
00:55:59cut our business for allowing a spawn to run wild in his gala we want the new ceo to know
00:56:06that sutter puts business first even if we have to make an example of my youngest daughter
00:56:14and her mistake father stop what is that it's my favorite necklace my daddy got it for me
00:56:24it's plastic it's plastic sutters don't wear plastic jewelry
00:56:31enough agnes that's it you're done and who are you sir soon you'll all know exactly who i am
00:56:53but for right now i'm just a pissed off dad and husband who's had enough this is the person
00:56:58responsible for my daughter's downfall he's a manipulative con artist who turned our sweet
00:57:04sister against us he's the one that got sophia addicted to pills and booze what are you talking
00:57:11about oh dear sister you wake up oh i don't now you do
00:57:26really sophia you can't even hold on to your painkillers what if your daughter would have picked
00:57:32it up honestly i think it's time to call child well no i won't let you take hayley away from
00:57:42you can't do but i can
00:57:48i've given you all plenty of chances to be decent human beings
00:57:53and you failed every single time i'm done what can you possibly do to us whatever the
00:58:00i want if you're trying to get into a dick measuring contest you're gonna lose i've seen it
00:58:05he's gonna crush you what with one phone call i could have the irs looking to your entire estate
00:58:11tell me chad how would your tax history stand up to an audit i don't know what he's talking
00:58:16about all my business dealings are all on the up and up perfect because i made the call yesterday
00:58:23yesterday you're lying he's lying chad what have you done ah just made your tax fraud but
00:58:33treya you would know you helped him i did not chad if this is true i want a divorce
00:58:42that's not gonna help he committed most of the fraud in your name you orphan bastard you have no proof
00:58:49i'm disappointed i'm just glad we found apple poor mother gave you the company
00:58:54i guess blaine and i will have to run it by ourselves agnes do you really want to give
00:59:00your company to the people who have been stealing from you okay that is enough
00:59:06turns out that old man blaine isn't really rich just old we don't know what he's talking about
00:59:14he lost everything years ago these two have been embezzling from the sutter corporation for years now
00:59:19christian mother i don't believe him there is no proof you're right i don't actually not anymore
00:59:28i turned it all into the sec yesterday agnes this whole time you had one good daughter
00:59:35and you treated her like absolute now you're all going to get what you deserve
00:59:43as of today the prestige industries will terminate all business with the sutter corporation
00:59:48and exactly on whose authority on mine you see i'm
00:59:56on mine you see i'm a common con artist that's vaughn weathers senior vp of prestige
01:00:06in the flesh i want to apologize for this disturbance security should have never let this man in here
01:00:12he has been terrorizing and taunting us he's spreading lies i want him arrested for slander oh
01:00:18he'll be arrested all right assault trespassing child endangerment they're gonna take your child
01:00:27away from you sophia unless you give yourself to me security so what's it gonna be sleep with me
01:00:37you'll lose your child trust me i don't go fuck yourself you're all screwed take them away move
01:00:53one last time come on honey
01:01:00sorry about that folks a little squabbling happens even with the best of families
01:01:04but i assure you that prestige industries values its collaboration with the sutter family
01:01:13forward
01:01:16your family is fucked unless i get exactly what i want
01:01:24i can make all of these allegations go away speaking of allegations i would just like to say
01:01:30that blaine and i have never shut up
01:01:35what do you want your daughter but i want her with no baggage attached if you get my drift i don't
01:01:43think there'll be any problems with us helping get jack out of the picture jack is no longer in the
01:01:50picture i gave my men instructions to make him disappear no i want her with no baggage
01:01:58the girl
01:01:59the girl haley what do we do with her take her into custody put her in an orphanage sell her into child
01:02:07slavery i don't give a fuck i just want her gone but she's my only granddaughter and it will cost you
01:02:16say prestige orders from us three million more from us each year
01:02:24you absolute monster no i'm a business woman deal
01:02:32daddy what's happening don't worry we're going to do a special surprise
01:02:41daddy i'm scared don't be honey everything under control ladies and gentlemen thank you all so much for
01:02:51coming today it is now time to introduce our new ceo
01:02:57hmm who is it going to be
01:03:01my theory is that the ceo himself doesn't even know yet
01:03:05i think he's about to find out with everybody else fun weathers could it possibly be you
01:03:12thomas and i were very close i think i'm about to be announced as the new ceo of prestige industries
01:03:25everyone please make your way to the stage
01:03:29okay we're here
01:03:35what's in there hello marie others did you see that little incident that happened on the red carpet
01:03:45i did and yet you didn't intervene i did not funny you were so protective of that little family last week
01:03:52it was in my best interest not to intervene today as thomas's lawyer
01:03:59you know who's going to be the next ceo i do
01:04:08i knew it it is going to be me and you didn't want to help them because you wanted to stay on my
01:04:13good side okay well it's going to take a lot more than that to stay on my good side if you
01:04:20know what i mean i've always had a thing for powerful women it's just something about making them
01:04:29surrender
01:04:33we'll see now won't we
01:04:43wait
01:04:47when you go through that door everything will change
01:04:50jack what's going on no matter what happens next however our lives change i just want you to know
01:04:57that i've been so lucky to have you in my life i don't need the money i don't need the fancy houses
01:05:04the fancy cars all i need are the two loves in my life i love you i love you too sweet
01:05:12when i'm with you too i feel like the richest man on the face of the earth
01:05:16it's time yeah let's go
01:05:30ladies and gentlemen without further ado it is my honor to introduce you to the new ceo
01:05:37of prestige industries
01:05:42you're so
01:05:43fucked both figuratively and
01:05:46soon literally
01:05:48and it's family family
01:05:57this time
01:06:00yeah let's go
01:06:02and it's family
01:06:12coincidentally i happen to be the richest man on the face of the earth
01:06:15ladies and gentlemen it is my pleasure to introduce you to jack parker
01:06:27only son of thomas parker and the new ceo and majority shareholder of prestige industries
01:06:34that's the look i was waiting for this is real this is real daddy what's happened it's not important
01:06:51what is important is
01:06:53do you want a pony i want a million ponies
01:06:58i love you i love you too
01:07:01i'm sorry for not telling you the truth i was a shame to who my father was
01:07:06he was a devil i never took his money because i was afraid i'd turn into him
01:07:12jack you're the kindest sweetest most noble person i've ever met in my entire life
01:07:20you can never be a devil
01:07:24i might change your mind here soon enough
01:07:26because i'm about to rain down hell
01:07:33no one here no one else i demand you open those doors
01:07:38i destroy your life you won't lose it
01:07:43thank you all as ceo i'll start with the immediate firing of senior vp von weathers
01:07:50fine i can work at any major company i don't think so you see it turns out thomas parker was
01:07:56protecting you from 50 sexual assault allegations that's gone now
01:08:01police should be waiting for him outside get him out of my sight please you can't do this
01:08:06stop i need to do something i guess she does want me after all
01:08:18then just close your eyes and take comfort in how much i'm going to enjoy this
01:08:24sofia i knew you would never let anything dad oh
01:08:36when you're in jail and they corner you in the shower just close your eyes and take comfort in how
01:08:44much they're enjoying it
01:08:56you know i never trusted him anyways we're all glad that he's gone
01:09:03i am glad that i'll never have to see him again oh well then you're gonna hate this next part
01:09:15like i said earlier i've already alerted the authorities on your embezzling and tax fraud
01:09:21so you'll be leaving with the police as well
01:09:25under my leadership prestige industries will tolerate zero criminal activity from our employees
01:09:31and our partners which leads me to my second announcement concerning our partnership with
01:09:38the sutter corporation jack please i'm sorry agnes i can't hear you why don't you come up here and
01:09:46get on your knees and beg
01:09:49oh you can't be serious please jack i know we've had our differences but don't do this do what
01:10:02and our partnership that's bankrupting your entire company don't worry i won't really instead
01:10:12i intend on buying the sutter corporation oh thank you jack you know that i've always what do you
01:10:19say is a fair price for your company hmm i'd say a hundred thousand dollars
01:10:24but my company's worth tens of millions of dollars no i'd like one hundred thousand dollars see that
01:10:34amount of money is nothing to someone like you and i needed it more than anything last week ironically
01:10:40if you would have given it to me then we wouldn't be here now so you're gonna sell me your company for
01:10:45a hundred thousand dollars or i'll destroy it and you'll get nothing but jack i can't live on a
01:10:53hundred thousand dollars for the rest of my life yeah well that sounds like a you problem now get out of my
01:11:00sight
01:11:04i never want to see you again i'm groomed
01:11:16you okay yeah it's definitely a lot to take in but i have you too just all that matters
01:11:27daddy what happened to grandma is she dead no grandma's just in time out was she being mean
01:11:34yeah will i ever see her again well that depends on if she learns her lesson or not
01:11:41in the meantime i have someone who's excited to see you
01:11:47grandma harrington grace you're okay it's amazing what a little bit of proper care can do for you
01:11:57she's going to be staying with us for now long hey oh my gosh i'm so happy
01:12:02i i hope you don't mind our place is a little ramped up oh don't worry we're moving
01:12:10do you guys prefer malice or your own private island
01:12:18jack
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