00:00Crash Bandicoot. At last, I, the Great Neo Cortex, have you right where I want you.
00:13And now, the final blow!
00:20Hush, simpleton.
00:22Face it, Entropy. It's going to fail. Again!
00:32At least Uka Uka and I attempt to free us from this prison. I won't sit idly by and listen to your inane ramblings for another decade.
00:42You chew.
00:52Is he dead?
01:04Leave him. He's served his purpose.
01:07Hehehehe.
01:22The great power has awoken.
01:27Let him crash.
01:28What?
01:29I fear it portends an event of reality-shadowing proportions.
01:33I feel it emanating from N's sanity peak.
01:36Quickly, we must go!
01:39Crash. Crash! Crash!
01:42Crash!
01:44Yeah, I'm good.
01:51Hmm.
01:52Uh-huh.
01:55Ooh, uh-huh.
01:56Uh-huh.
02:00Huh?
02:01Uh-huh.
02:02Ah!
02:04No!
02:06Oh.
02:06Uh-huh.
02:07Uh-huh.
02:12Uh-huh.
02:13Uh-huh.
02:15Uh-huh.
02:16Uh-huh.
02:21Uh-huh.
02:23Huh.
02:23No, no, no, no, no, no way, not in a million
02:30Get him off, get him off, get him off
02:43Crash, who is that?
02:45Lonnie Loli?
02:47If the quantum masks have returned
02:49Hey, Aku, how's it
02:52Is that a quantum rift?
02:58It appears to be a door between dimensions
03:01Yes, yes, the kind we keep shut
03:04We have to go through, find my siblings
03:06And fix this before some parts with a big evil plan
03:10And a bigger ego does something monumentally stupid
03:13Unknowingly paved the way for our bright future
03:22Once my rift generator is complete
03:26Dominion over all of time and space will be within our grasp
03:31Engine, embryo
03:32You had some little projects you wanted to tell me about
03:36Master, my mechanical rival will hypnotize you and I
03:42And my potion will make me and them unstoppable
03:47Right, if I sure have fun with your ray guns or whatever
03:51Hasten your steps
03:55By my calculations, our enemies are already moving against us
03:59And we will prevail
04:03So, we need the other masks to close the rifts?
04:15Correct
04:16Now my brother Akano is around here somewhere
04:18Welcome to the show
04:21Dear man
04:22Your precious masks
04:25Behold the aforementioned putz
04:28Don't worry
04:28We have a thing where we fight, he loses
04:31It's a well-established dynamic
04:32Not this time
04:34I'll come to the backstage class
04:37For you to get up close and personal
04:39With my weapon of mass percussion
04:42I'm ready to run it
04:44Good
04:46All right, all you bloodthirsty lunatics
04:52Put your freaky little hands together for
04:56Rocket pass
04:58One, two, one, two, three, four
05:08No
05:13My beautiful creation
05:36You
05:38Joy
05:39Agado
05:48August
05:50Mostly
05:50Dis Kit
05:51...
05:52...
05:53...
05:58stad
05:59...
06:00...
06:00...
06:01...
06:01...
06:01...
06:02...
06:02...
06:03...
06:06You
06:36Hang on guys. I'm coming
06:43Thank you so much. Wait, Tana? But you're different. You're not from our universe
07:01It's good to see you guys. It's been a long time for me
07:05How we lost touch in your universe, too, huh? Yeah, you could say that
07:11What did we like die or something what no? Nope? No, definitely not. So how are things in your dimension?
07:19The usual
07:21Bunch of evil scientists attempting interdimensional domination, huh? So what you're collecting crystals
07:29Gems masks ooh
07:31Fun well good luck with that. Wait, you're not coming. Sorry. I fly solo
07:40But I'll lend a hand where I can in fact, I already have
07:44Oh
07:49Ah
08:01A-Kaano! Old Dark Matter himself! A careful Crash! He's heavier than-
08:06Oh, good. You're awake.
08:13Alright, two masks down, two to go.
08:16Feels a little less panic. I was at a ten before.
08:19Now I'm at a solid, let's say, 9.78.
08:23888. Oh yeah, these bandicoots are here to help.
08:26Bandicoot.
08:30Farmer.
08:31Short and to the point. Love this guy.
08:36So where's the next mask?
08:54Not here. If these chuckle nuts weren't punching holes in reality, we could open our own rifts.
09:00For now, we're stuck taking the long route.
09:02But I sense another rift around here, so...
09:05Friends, I have a fun little game for you to play.
09:11I've got a reward for the clever bandicoots who can reach my testing grounds.
09:15But you'll have to defeat my deadly, diabolical creations along the way.
09:20Oh, good. You've arrived.
09:36And now for your reward.
09:38And now for my final test.
09:58Taste my reptilian wrath.
10:01Let's get out of here.
10:31Well, I've got a reward.
10:33I've got a reward.
10:34I've got a reward.
10:34We're gonna get out of here.
10:35To the point.
10:36I've got a reward.
10:36I've got a reward.
10:37It's great.
10:37You've got a reward.
10:38I've got a reward.
10:38You've got a reward.
10:38And now for your reward.
10:39To be continued...
11:09To be continued...
11:39To be continued...
12:09Crush? Coco?
12:12Come on, give ol' Kapunawa a kiss, eh?
12:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
12:20Don't look at me like I broke wind at a wedding!
12:23I'm time!
12:24I see everything!
12:26And I mean everything!
12:29And there's some very unexpected developments in your future.
12:34Your very near future!
12:36Shocking events that will change the course of your life!
12:40Yeah, I'm just gonna stop you there before you tell us how we all die!
12:43Well, if you'd rather not know about the giant, mask-eating monster from beyond the stars...
12:48Maybe now!
12:49That is your choice!
12:50Ha, ha, ha!
12:55Whoa!
12:56Whoa!
12:56Whoa!
12:57Whoa!
12:57Whoa!
12:58Whoa!
12:58Whoa!
12:58Crash Bandicoot!
13:01You banished me to the past!
13:03But all it did was give me more time to plan your doom!
13:08You'll find me up the mountain!
13:10Don't freeze on the way!
13:12Well, you know, I'm-I'm sensing a real fraught history here.
13:17How many times have you beaten this clown anyway?
13:19Three.
13:20Really?
13:20Only three?
13:21Ha, ha, funny.
13:22Seemed like more.
13:28Crash Bandicoot!
13:30It's about time!
13:33This is going to be just like the old days!
13:37Except this time, everything will go according to my plans!
13:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
13:46Not again!
13:57Blasted Bandicoots!
14:01Must we keep going around and around like this?
14:06Tell me, Crash, is this all there is?
14:10Forever?
14:10Huh?
14:11Huh?
14:13No.
14:15I think we will be unable to handle this simplest task.
14:20Gloat all you want.
14:21I quit.
14:22If you need me, I'll be on a tropical island somewhere.
14:25Alone.
14:26How fortunate.
14:27You see, I no longer have needs for our alliance.
14:30I've found a new partner and a new plan.
14:33You were scheming behind my back?
14:36Of course.
14:37The Rift Generator has capabilities beyond your eager imagination.
14:42You are content to simply rule over space and time, but I'd rather start from scratch.
14:48Erase it all.
14:49Now, wipe the slate clean.
14:52I'm going to reset the timeline and rebuild it to my liking.
14:57I will become a god, which means you won't exist.
15:01And neither will those feather brains last, or those meddling marsupials.
15:08Wiped from existence by that pompous peacock?
15:13I'd like to see him try after I shove that tuning fork up his-
15:17But, not if we get to him first.
15:19It appears we have a common enemy.
15:22Perhaps there's a way out of our endless cycle after all.
15:29Huh?
15:30Uh, okay.
15:31Um.
15:32Uh.
15:33Hmm.
15:40Wake up!
15:41Ah!
15:42Ah!
15:44My goodness.
15:45If it isn't Lani Loli.
15:48How are you, brother?
15:50Uh, sorry to interrupt, but existence could end at any minute, so can we hurry?
15:55Ah, when's existence ever done anything for anyone anyway?
16:00No!
16:01Don't mind grumpy cuss.
16:03He's always a downer.
16:05Yeah, don't mind me.
16:07I don't matter.
16:08Nothing matters.
16:09Now that we've found Ika Ika, that's all four.
16:12What's next?
16:13We can't close the rifts until we stop whatever's opening them.
16:17That would be Entropy, and his precious Rift Generator.
16:22Sounds like it's time to kick some Entropy butt.
16:25Ha-ha!
16:41Dingo dial?
16:43Easy, chums.
16:44If I was here to fight, you'd be cactus.
16:47He's with me.
16:49Found him lost out there.
16:51Caught him up on the whole time-space, you know, thing.
16:53Yeah, just trying to get home.
16:56I was enjoying the retarded life, see?
16:58Got it.
17:00Our bad guys had to change a heart, too.
17:02Bad guy?
17:04Silence, whelp!
17:06But, sir!
17:07You try my patience, Oxide!
17:10But!
17:11No, no.
17:11I'm sure this insect knows how to obey all-
17:15Entropy!
17:17Take your ship to planet Vimugula, and be on the lookout for ships approaching the Rift Generator.
17:22We can't afford any unwanted visitors.
17:25At once!
17:26Your fallenness!
17:27You manage our affairs with such poise.
17:31Naturally.
17:32As do you.
17:33Ah.
17:38Ugh.
17:40Ugh.
17:41Ugh.
17:42Ugh.
17:42Barf.
17:44Ooh.
17:45Hehehehe.
17:49It looks like we're en route to the Rift Generator.
17:53But we'd be a lot faster in-
17:55That!
17:59What the-
18:00Tana!
18:02I'm not losing you guys in this dimension, too.
18:06I'll handle this.
18:11We're a team.
18:16Oi!
18:16What'd I miss?
18:27What's the matter, hero?
18:28Couldn't solo this one?
18:31Let's not go!
18:33Hehehe.
18:34The last time I killed her friends, her screams were exquisite.
18:39Huh?
18:40Delicious.
18:42No!
18:43Let's make this fun.
18:45Give them a sporting chance.
18:47Ooh.
18:52Let's see what you Mongols can do as a-
18:55Aww!
18:57Oh!
18:58Mm-hmm.
18:59Ah!
19:02Ah!
19:04Oh!
19:07Oh!
19:10Awake!
19:11Ah!
19:12Uh-uh-uh.
19:13Ah!
19:14Uh-uh!
19:15Oh!
19:17Follow!
19:18A door between dimensions.
19:30Door between dimensions.
19:35Reality shadowing proportions.
19:38Interdimensional domination.
19:41Something, something, something monumentally stupid!
19:45Rotate!
19:48Hot, hot, hot, from our universe!
19:51Firefly, firefly, firefly, solo.
19:55Look at them up!
19:57Well, well, well, dude!
20:00I'm ready for everything!
20:04Is this, is this, is this all there is?
20:07Forever?
20:09New, new, new, new fire.
20:11Robots!
20:12Firefly, firefly, firefly, firefly, firefly, firefly.
20:14Stay, stay, stay, stay.
20:15Stay behind my back!
20:17We're out, we're out, we're out, we're out, we're out of our endless cymbals.
20:23Right now!
20:26We can't, we can't do the rest of the nation.
20:29There's something, there's something, there's something, there's something.
20:32Threats, threats, threats, threats, and enter the blood of Kranker.
20:35It's like a dark ilyp, threats, the dark, and a dark.
20:36In my universe, bandicoots are considered pests, as fit for extermination as a housefly.
20:52Oh, how modern. Tell me more.
21:00Curse you!
21:02Bandicoots.
21:06We did it!
21:14Yeah, we did.
21:16What's the matter? Unable to handle even the simplest of tasks?
21:22I no longer have me for our...
21:26Why, thanks.
21:28Alliance.
21:30Right then, let's plug up these holes.
21:34Uh-huh.
21:36Yeah!
21:38Yeah!
21:40Yeah!
21:42Yeah!
21:44Yeah!
21:46Yeah!
21:48Yeah!
21:54Boy, not that it ain't been fun.
21:56But about my ticket home.
21:58Right!
22:00Now that we've mended things, we can take you anywhere.
22:04Any when?
22:06After we rest.
22:08Now, I can only get us as far as the culinary capital of the universe.
22:12Neon City!
22:14Yeah!
22:16Yeah!
22:17Yeah!
22:18Yeah!
22:19Yeah!
22:20Yeah!
22:21Yeah!
22:22Yeah!
22:23Mm-hmm!
22:24Mmm. Nachos.
22:32Whoa! You said it, Crash.
22:36We can meet with the others after we've explored.
22:39Now, which way are the food trucks?
22:45That schnergleshink was killer.
22:48Ah, Struth. Who cooked it?
22:50Heat was too high. That's why it was all rubbery inside.
22:54Subpar grill marks, too.
22:56I liked the pickled wumple leaves.
22:59Cortex, you can't. Why did you not see it before?
23:15Ah!
23:16There's another way I can break this cycle of endless fighting between us.
23:30I can go back to where it started.
23:33I can undo my greatest failure.
23:38He means you, Crash.
23:46Bye-bye, Bands and Coons.
24:11You again? You two are so clingy. Take a hint already.
24:17Who's on my super-secret personal frequency?
24:21What? Who is this? This imposter?
24:25Do you not recognize your own face?
24:28I've come from the future to warn you.
24:31If you try to turn Crash Bandicoot into the general of your army, you will fail.
24:36The machine rejects him.
24:38Fraud! Fiend!
24:39Enrio, alert the guards!
24:43Why won't I listen to me?
24:46Do you have any idea how stubborn I used to be?
25:09Yes.
25:12I need to stop him from making you.
25:16But I can't kill him because that would kill me.
25:19So I guess that means I'll have to kill you.
25:23I'll have to kill you.
25:23That's right.
25:30Not like this.
25:32Oh!
25:34Oh!
25:36Oh!
25:38Oh!
25:40Oh!
25:42Oh!
25:44Oh!
25:52Oh!
25:54Oh!
25:56Hmm.
25:58Must have taken a hit to the old temporal lobe.
26:00But a fallen foe can only mean one thing.
26:04It came to blows, and I won!
26:06My new general's first order of business
26:10will be to dispose of you.
26:18We are closer than ever before.
26:20Quickly, into the vortex!
26:22But Dr. Cortex, the vortex is not ready.
26:26We have no idea what it could do.
26:28You're here again!
26:32Explains a lot.
26:34Uh...
26:36Eureka, stay.
26:38What are you going to do to me?
26:40He...
26:42Looks like somebody needs a little time holes.
26:46Somewhere he can't cause any trouble.
26:48Enjoy the end of the universe!
26:50No!
27:00Dingo's Diner is back and ready for you!
27:04Take a day to delectable dishes inspired by my interdimensional travels.
27:08Enjoy the breeze with our innovative 3-hole binding room design!
27:12Dingo's Diner!
27:14Health and Safety Rated D!
27:16For Delicious!
27:18Warning! D is appealing sanitation for you and it does not stand for delicious!
27:22Hmm...
27:24Hmm...
27:26Hmm...
27:28Hmm...
27:30Hmm...
27:32Hmm...
27:34Ah...
27:36He's at last!
27:38Ah...
27:40He's at last!
27:46Oh! Almost there! Almost there! Get the...
27:48Yes!
27:49All right!
27:50Mumpa victory!
27:51Yeah!
27:52Ha-ha-ha!
27:53Woo-hoo!
27:54Hey Crash, you're in!
27:56Yes!
27:575...
27:58Five...
27:59Four...
28:00Three...
28:01Two...
28:02One...
28:03Ha-ha-ha-ha...
28:06Ha-ha-ha-ha!
28:07Ha-ha-ha-ha!
28:08Ha-ha-ha-ha!
