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00:01:22It's only madness these days.
00:01:24Total strangers do it now instead of shaking hands.
00:01:27God is long!
00:01:30Jesus!
00:01:52We've never seen him in real life though.
00:01:59And he's picturing the papers.
00:02:01Oh, come on Sandra, let's go.
00:02:03No, I don't want to.
00:02:04Oh, that's standing out here, it's stupid.
00:02:06But he might come in a minute.
00:02:08Somebody waited ages yesterday and he never turned up there.
00:02:10But that was yesterday, he might be here today.
00:02:12Oh no, really, that's standing here.
00:02:14Come on, you're supposed to be going shopping.
00:02:16Oh wait, please, let's go.
00:02:22Oh no!
00:02:24I told you so, didn't I?
00:02:26Feel a right twit now.
00:02:28I don't fancy yours.
00:02:30Which is mine?
00:02:32Any except the blonde.
00:02:34Oh, good.
00:02:36Who are being stared at?
00:02:38Where?
00:02:42I don't fancy yours.
00:02:44Which is mine?
00:02:46Any.
00:02:48Except the blonde or the one with the yellow legs.
00:02:52Thanks.
00:02:54Neither do I.
00:02:56Fancy the one with the twitch?
00:03:00About as much as Mountsy-Tung's granddad.
00:03:02With all due respect.
00:03:04To his granddad.
00:03:06Ask him if they do a turn.
00:03:08You.
00:03:10I thought we were giving sex up as a protest at never getting any.
00:03:13Ignore them.
00:03:22Hi.
00:03:23Hi.
00:03:24Hi.
00:03:25Hi.
00:03:26Hi.
00:03:27Hi.
00:03:30Hi.
00:03:33Peace, ma'am.
00:03:34Were you hoping to see Georgie Best?
00:03:37He's in Majorca.
00:03:39Come on then.
00:03:41May only get an hour for lunch?
00:03:44It's a discotheque in Albert Square.
00:03:53Come on.
00:03:55I thought we were going for tights.
00:03:59It's our lunch hour.
00:04:01It's ours.
00:04:03We were going for lunch.
00:04:04Shall I tell you something pretty mind-blowing about Majorca?
00:04:12It's one place I've never been.
00:04:15Pardon?
00:04:18I'm Geoffrey.
00:04:20I don't happen to be attached.
00:04:23I'm Beryl.
00:04:24I don't happen to be surprised.
00:04:42Don't you worry.
00:04:45Love and rainy weather may sound funny.
00:04:49But they go together fine.
00:04:55Every single time.
00:05:02First you're up there.
00:05:05On another plane and then you're nowhere.
00:05:10And the tears are raining down.
00:05:15It's a run around.
00:05:20Love and rainy weather.
00:05:25Sure can get you down.
00:05:32Not going twisting tonight then?
00:05:38That's the modern name for it, isn't it?
00:05:41What?
00:05:42Cutting a rug.
00:05:44Pardon?
00:05:45Grooving, Mildred.
00:05:47It's called grooving nowadays.
00:05:49Grooving and or freaking.
00:05:51Right?
00:05:52What I'm not doing tonight.
00:05:53Right.
00:05:55Right on.
00:05:56You're staying in tonight then?
00:05:58Tonight.
00:05:59Tomorrow night.
00:06:00Every night.
00:06:02You might sell me overcoat.
00:06:04Life's not all pleasure, you know.
00:06:06Really.
00:06:07Mildred, don't hassle the lad.
00:06:09Hassle.
00:06:11It's a different world today, Mildred.
00:06:14We had a week's honeymoon in Blackpool for what this finny haddy cost.
00:06:18They do their own thing.
00:06:20The usual 1,300 weight?
00:06:22Yes, please.
00:06:25Now that's the new world that we work for.
00:06:27And fought for.
00:06:28Full page advert for contraception.
00:06:31It's his birthright.
00:06:35I'm not hungry.
00:06:37What's that supposed to mean?
00:06:39It's the hip way cool people say I'm not hungry.
00:06:42I enjoy staying in Chattingham an evening.
00:06:43I find it fantastically enjoyable.
00:06:44No really.
00:06:45I really do.
00:06:47Some people don't.
00:06:49I do.
00:06:50La-la-la.
00:06:53La-la-la.
00:07:00I enjoy staying in Chattingham an evening.
00:07:03I find it fantastically enjoyable.
00:07:06No, really. I really do.
00:07:09Some people don't.
00:07:13I do.
00:07:14Beryl, please take my word for it.
00:07:16Paul McCartney's never going to ring that doorbell and invite you to the pictures.
00:07:19Paul McCartney who?
00:07:21He doesn't know you've been faithful to him ever since our day's night.
00:07:24And please don't say Paul McCartney who.
00:07:27I sacrificed too much for your six-old levels.
00:07:31You were terrific in the pictures.
00:07:34I never touched you.
00:07:35Terrific self-control.
00:07:41What did you say your name was?
00:07:46My dear, just a weekend I'd do with you, Paul.
00:08:06Not a dirty weekend.
00:08:08A disgusting one.
00:08:09Night-night, Percy Filth.
00:08:24Have you always been insatiable?
00:08:28It's not my fault.
00:08:30It's just that I don't like blondes.
00:08:32It's... it's psychosomatic.
00:08:41I'm sorry.
00:08:46Ah.
00:09:03Oh, Sandra.
00:09:05There is almost blonde in this light.
00:09:11What's wrong?
00:09:14Just being brave.
00:09:16What about?
00:09:17Ending it all.
00:09:20Before we hurt each other too much.
00:09:23It's our first date.
00:09:24I've probably wasted your entire evening, haven't I?
00:09:31Not yet.
00:09:33Not if your parents aren't back till midnight.
00:09:37Don't you think you're too old for this sort of thing?
00:09:41Straight from Stanley Matthews to Bridget Bardot you went overnight.
00:09:46That was when you were too young for this sort of thing.
00:09:49It's artistic, Mother.
00:09:51Like your Tutankhamen butter dish.
00:10:03What?
00:10:04Got it.
00:10:05Got what?
00:10:06You now ask if I never want to see you again.
00:10:09I say I do.
00:10:11You then stop crying quick as a flash and say something like,
00:10:14How about Sunday, half seven outside Central Library?
00:10:17No, I don't.
00:10:19Tomorrow, half seven outside Central Library.
00:10:23Then when I say okay, does your zip miraculously undo?
00:10:27It does not.
00:10:29I thought it did.
00:10:31Not till you've unfastened the press stud.
00:10:36I can see her doing your ironing and cooking and cleaning.
00:10:39You wouldn't need to book for the Christmas pantomime.
00:10:41I don't intend to marry her mother in case it interferes with my career.
00:10:46We're just good friends.
00:10:48Good night.
00:11:02Miss Bardot.
00:11:06Marry me.
00:11:06You know what they say?
00:11:12Once you've had a Manchester lad, you never touch anything else.
00:11:14Marry me!
00:11:15Marry me!
00:11:17Marry me!
00:11:19Marry me!
00:11:21Marry me!
00:11:23Marry me!
00:11:25Marry me!
00:11:27Marry me!
00:11:28Marry me!
00:11:29About time and all.
00:11:30Marry me!
00:11:31Marry me!
00:11:32Marry me!
00:11:32Marry me!
00:11:33Marry me!
00:11:34Marry me!
00:11:35Marry me!
00:11:36Did you have a good time last night?
00:11:37Marry me!
00:11:38Marry me!
00:11:38Marry me!
00:11:38Did you?
00:11:39Satisfied.
00:11:40I stayed in for a change.
00:11:44Did you get much?
00:11:47Did you?
00:11:52Did you know that raping Princess Anne was a capital offence?
00:11:55Not that I have done.
00:11:57I stayed in for a change instead.
00:12:05I got my ticket at once!
00:12:06Give me one minute, then.
00:12:07And if someone had a ticket, then me to sell money.
00:12:18Ticket.
00:12:19I ain't got my ticket.
00:12:20We're late already.
00:12:23See you behind the goal, then.
00:12:24Get me!
00:12:26Marry!
00:12:26Yes!
00:12:27Yes!
00:12:28Marry!
00:12:29Yes!
00:12:30Marry!
00:12:31Yes!
00:12:32Yes!
00:12:33Yes!
00:12:33Yes!
00:12:34Yes!
00:12:35Well, tonight's beauty sleep's done nothing for her, snooty old bag.
00:12:50Trendy. Crimson shoes with bottle green socks.
00:12:54Must be going steady with a set of traffic lights.
00:12:57Still, who else would have him?
00:13:00Anyway, they're all the same in the dark, rumour has it.
00:13:05Different girl every night, it's all the type.
00:13:15Probably an omen seeing her before the match.
00:13:18Bet we lose 3-1.
00:13:21Well, I'm certainly not making the first move.
00:13:24At least I've got me proud.
00:13:26Oh, hello.
00:13:28Oh, hi.
00:13:29Hi.
00:13:31Didn't see you.
00:13:31No, Normie.
00:13:34Are you going that way?
00:13:35Yeah.
00:13:36Not especially, no.
00:13:38You going that?
00:13:40Yeah, well, um, no.
00:13:42I was, I sort of, um...
00:13:44Going to the football match?
00:13:46Are you?
00:13:46Shopping.
00:13:53I'm probably going to the pictures tonight.
00:13:56I am.
00:13:56Which?
00:13:57Which are you?
00:13:57Any.
00:13:58I am.
00:14:06See you then.
00:14:08Tonight?
00:14:09Pardon?
00:14:10Oh, I...
00:14:11All right, then.
00:14:13Right.
00:14:20Super socks.
00:14:21Did you see that?
00:14:26They're all on drugs.
00:14:27The lot of them.
00:14:28.
00:14:46The score?
00:14:48Losing. 3-1.
00:14:58.
00:15:09Excuse me.
00:15:17Excuse me, I...
00:15:22I only go to restaurants with deaf waiters.
00:15:25Ah.
00:15:29Hi.
00:15:31Hello, mate.
00:15:32Oh, um...
00:15:33Peace man.
00:15:34Surprise, surprise.
00:15:35Surprise.
00:15:36In anywhere controversial?
00:15:38Pictures.
00:15:39The boyfriend.
00:15:40She's slim.
00:15:41I'm just going to the...
00:15:42Oh, I'll come with you.
00:15:46Are you and Beryl, um...
00:15:48You know.
00:15:52You know.
00:15:53Oh.
00:15:58Oh.
00:16:03Would you, uh...
00:16:05What do you sort of reckon?
00:16:06She's a...
00:16:08Fair sort of bird.
00:16:10Sort of.
00:16:12She's all right.
00:16:13Yeah.
00:16:15I mean, nothing sensational, obviously.
00:16:18Geoffrey.
00:16:19She's a bird.
00:16:24You having a coffee with us?
00:16:25No, thanks, kid.
00:16:26Neville's ravenous.
00:16:28You've just eaten.
00:16:31Oh, of course, yeah.
00:16:32Sorry.
00:16:33You see, what I thought Ken was always trying to do...
00:16:39By implication?
00:16:40Probably by implication.
00:16:42Was to allow the images to provoke a moral response from our own aesthetic judgment.
00:16:46You see?
00:16:48Yes.
00:16:51Was he the errand boy?
00:16:53Was who the errand boy?
00:16:54Ken Thingy.
00:16:56He directed it.
00:16:57Oh, yes.
00:17:00I was probably thinking of Andy Warhol.
00:17:03Probably.
00:17:08You're not like other boys at all, are you?
00:17:12Well, probably a little more mature, that's all.
00:17:14It's over 200 yards from the cinema.
00:17:16And you talk to me the whole way, like a person.
00:17:22Other boys seem to have one-track minds these days.
00:17:25Sex?
00:17:26Marriage.
00:17:28Pardon?
00:17:29The number of boys that asked me to marry them.
00:17:32A couple of dates and, pal, they want to get married.
00:17:35I want to live a bit before I get married.
00:17:37I suppose I just don't have a hang-up about it.
00:17:41Getting married?
00:17:42Hmm.
00:17:44No.
00:17:48Actually, I find girls, most girls, that is, a bit obsessed these days.
00:17:55Not marriage.
00:17:57No.
00:17:58Sex.
00:18:00Percy Filth.
00:18:03Sex.
00:18:04That's what I said.
00:18:06Oh.
00:18:07Well, I'm not like that.
00:18:08Not passive-elf-motivated.
00:18:09No.
00:18:11No.
00:18:13No.
00:18:15Did you want to say any more about Andy Warhol?
00:18:16Ken Russell?
00:18:17Yeah.
00:18:18No.
00:18:19No.
00:18:24This is it.
00:18:25I won't come in, with it being our first date.
00:18:26I won't come in, with it being our first date.
00:18:27No.
00:18:28No.
00:18:29No.
00:18:30Anywhere me mum's gone to bed, we'd be on our own.
00:18:31Oh.
00:18:32Anywhere me mum's gone to bed, we'd be on our own.
00:18:36Is that a reason for me not coming in, though?
00:18:37Yes, Geoffrey.
00:18:38Oh.
00:18:39No.
00:18:40Oh.
00:18:41Anywhere me mum's gone to bed, we'd be on our own.
00:18:43Is that a reason for me not coming in, though?
00:18:44Yes, Geoffrey.
00:18:45Oh.
00:18:46Oh.
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:52Oh.
00:18:55Thank you, Geoffrey.
00:18:56Oh.
00:18:57Anywhere me mum's gone to bed, we'd be on our own.
00:19:00Is that a reason for me not coming in, though?
00:19:02Yes, Geoffrey.
00:19:03Oh.
00:19:04Oh.
00:19:13Nice house. Thank you.
00:19:1625-year mortgage.
00:19:23Well, thanks for seeing me home.
00:19:27Funny, isn't it?
00:19:29First date with someone.
00:19:31It always leads to one of three things.
00:19:34Either nothing.
00:19:36Or something.
00:19:40Or everything.
00:19:43Don't think about Percy Filth at this stage, Beryl.
00:19:46I'm not.
00:19:48No, I'm not.
00:19:52Night-night. God bless.
00:20:01I won't give you my phone number in case you think I'm one of those scheming females.
00:20:08What is it?
00:20:09327-4421.
00:20:11The easy way to remember it is the three and the two make five, which is two less than seven,
00:20:15then two fours, and half of four, which is two, and half of two, which is one.
00:20:19Um...
00:20:20But you mustn't ring me if you don't want.
00:20:22No.
00:20:23But you can if you do.
00:20:24Do you want me to?
00:20:25Not if you'd rather not.
00:20:27327-4421.
00:20:29Night.
00:20:30Night.
00:21:00Well, hello, Mrs. Battersby. Beryl's brought you up a cup of tea.
00:21:04Oh, they all have a past life flashed before me then.
00:21:11Can't be Mother's Day. You'd have forgotten.
00:21:15Has there been any clips?
00:21:17Mum, I want the benefit of your experience.
00:21:22What do you think of Andy Warhol?
00:21:24You see, Geoffrey has this theory that, by implication...
00:21:27Who's Geoffrey?
00:21:28Of course, Geoffrey knows about these things.
00:21:31Oh, these things. Everything.
00:21:34Who's Geoffrey?
00:21:35He's fantastically intelligent.
00:21:37See, Geoffrey's idea...
00:21:39Beryl, who's Geoffrey?
00:21:42Oh, no one.
00:21:47No one's special.
00:21:53His name's Geoffrey.
00:21:58How did this Beryl Bird turn out last night, then?
00:22:02What Beryl Bird?
00:22:03I told him.
00:22:05Did she, er...
00:22:06Does she, er...
00:22:07What?
00:22:09Oh.
00:22:12Wow.
00:22:15She doesn't, then.
00:22:17You don't listen, do you?
00:22:18I said...
00:22:19How about Sandra?
00:22:27Chips.
00:22:28Chums.
00:22:28Sod.
00:22:34Not seeing him tonight, then?
00:22:40Who?
00:22:40I've rather better things to do, thank you.
00:22:55Said he was no one special.
00:22:57Have they got a phone here?
00:23:01Why?
00:23:03They haven't, have they?
00:23:05Do you want to get some nookie lined up or something?
00:23:08If I did, do you think I'd be playing darts with you two?
00:23:11Look, are you fed up here?
00:23:14Are you?
00:23:15We'll split after this game.
00:23:16Anything you say.
00:23:17We can go for a few of the King's Head.
00:23:19Great.
00:23:20And that ends our pro.
00:23:23Well, Monday tomorrow.
00:23:25Hallelujah.
00:23:26Pardon?
00:23:28I don't know what you're paying for that phone,
00:23:29but whatever it is, you're being done.
00:23:32Good night.
00:23:32Good night.
00:23:50Good morning.
00:24:01Good morning.
00:24:10Chalton for Pope.
00:24:11Long may he reign.
00:24:13Amen.
00:24:15What's going on?
00:24:16Pound's up again.
00:24:18Oh, God.
00:24:20Today's special.
00:24:21Bloody travellers, Jax.
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:24Suddenly everyone's going on holiday.
00:24:26Except those.
00:24:28Enjoy yourself while you're young.
00:24:46Why don't we always do that?
00:24:4893 times a day.
00:24:50We never see anything.
00:24:52My typing not disturbing your singing, I hope.
00:25:19See Geoffrey on Sunday.
00:25:20See Geoffrey on Sunday.
00:25:22Oh, Geoffrey.
00:25:24That Neville's the greatest.
00:25:29Is he dishy or is he dishy?
00:25:32He never promised he's going to take the same thing.
00:25:36I'm considering packing Geoffrey in.
00:25:39One day it was enough.
00:25:41Why?
00:25:43He's cancer and I'm Libra.
00:25:45Is that bad?
00:25:46Hopeless.
00:25:49Actually, I'm slightly off the male gender at the moment.
00:25:51I see the Spanish police are throwing your lot out of Ibiza.
00:26:04Bank clerks.
00:26:05Bank clerks.
00:26:18Your lot?
00:26:19Football supporters.
00:26:21Hippies.
00:26:23Oh.
00:26:24My lot.
00:26:25At the third stroke, it will be 7.22 and 40 seconds.
00:26:35It will be 7.22 and 50 seconds.
00:26:40That's it then.
00:26:42Fate.
00:26:42All over by 7.23 precisely.
00:26:47So what?
00:26:50Plenty more where she came from.
00:26:55Is that the speaking clock?
00:26:57Is that Geoffrey?
00:26:58Is that Beryl?
00:27:00Yes.
00:27:01Yes.
00:27:02Hi.
00:27:04Hi.
00:27:05Hi.
00:27:05It's terrifically exciting, isn't it?
00:27:26Getting to know a person.
00:27:28Fantastic.
00:27:32I want to know all about you.
00:27:35That's what it's all about.
00:27:39For example, with things in common already.
00:27:42Definitely.
00:27:45Like what?
00:27:49We're enormously fond of animals.
00:27:52Right.
00:27:55And we're both from Manchester.
00:28:00Have you ever been abroad?
00:28:02No.
00:28:04Have you?
00:28:05No.
00:28:05No.
00:28:07Unless you count Istanbul.
00:28:09Istanbul?
00:28:10Was it beyond belief?
00:28:12I don't know.
00:28:13I was only three.
00:28:19Do you ever get the feeling you've been somewhere before?
00:28:22Sometimes.
00:28:24I do.
00:28:26What now?
00:28:29No.
00:28:30Just, just sometimes.
00:28:32Oh, don't they come to me, Zoe?
00:28:35Yes, I do.
00:28:38Yes, I do.
00:28:39Such a lot, isn't there?
00:28:42In getting to know a person.
00:28:44Mm.
00:28:44he was live and easy-limbed his stride quietly casual his eyes clear and confident and his
00:28:57strong mouth ready to break into a relaxed assured lopsided grin
00:29:03you know jeffrey you have a really lopsided grin really you know lopsided
00:29:13i don't think i have it's in the eye of the beholder
00:29:18see jiffrey doesn't need someone else when he's tying a knot he holds it down with his little finger
00:29:29it must be marvelous being a man it's okay i suppose men can do anything conquer everest
00:29:38do heart transplants become leader of the opposition anything
00:29:44jeffrey no spells no it's good for your circulation barrel read any women's magazine
00:29:59it's good for theirs too not sure they recommend percyfilth on tuesdays
00:30:05i only see you on tuesdays and saturdays all saturdays
00:30:10beryl
00:30:14beryl oh jeffrey bobbels bombo oh beryl oh jeffrey oh beryl are you all right what exactly happened
00:30:24don't tell me i just had a sharp attack of dramatic irony pardon
00:30:34come back they're better it's better i'm okay
00:30:41i told you it's going to port it's not
00:30:44it's only the angels crying i know how they feel
00:30:58well don't blame me i haven't done anything that's true
00:31:03that's not true beryl i have apologized i keep going down on me knees when i'm talking to you
00:31:08independent observers think i'm training to be a cossack dancer
00:31:12it must be a bad line i can't hear you you'd better apologize again
00:31:18i apologize again gosh this lousy line i wonder if jeffrey would like to come to tea on sunday
00:31:28pardon pardon is that who i think it is no dear
00:31:41well isn't this nice
00:31:51sardine sandwich
00:31:53is they all sardine yeah
00:31:56she's got her own trawler
00:31:57isn't it awful what i was speaking to jeffrey what's happening in the world i blame the politicians
00:32:11what for for what's happening in the world
00:32:18talk to her
00:32:21i can't speak portuguese
00:32:23tasty
00:32:26very in oil
00:32:28nice in oil she's got a bad leg
00:32:29the bread's extremely wholesome why after this little baker down the road he does something with the bleach
00:32:40yes
00:32:47i can't do long conversations about sardine sandwiches
00:32:49my mind goes blank
00:32:54start thinking about life after death
00:33:01oh that neville honestly number of hearts he must have broken every girl in manchester nearly
00:33:08jeffrey
00:33:09jeffrey definitely has probably even more
00:33:13air hostesses
00:33:16all sorts
00:33:18tell me about your terrible past jeffrey i haven't had one yet
00:33:22white man speak with forked tongue
00:33:24actually i was hoping more for a terrible future
00:33:33wow is that the time at this moment in time what have i done
00:33:38is neville the insanely jealous type right in the slightest
00:33:42you're lucky why is jeffrey
00:33:46wow you're not jealous of all my ex flames are you of course not why should i be please stop
00:33:52interrogating me jeffrey forget it
00:33:56that's all in the past
00:33:59then nothing to be jealous about
00:34:03who needs drama
00:34:04so i shouted back at her
00:34:08no shop assistant shouts at me i shouted
00:34:10in the end neville nearly bolted me for swearing
00:34:14he thumped you
00:34:16walloped you on
00:34:18no
00:34:19i said nearly
00:34:23you never thump me will you like neville does sandra
00:34:27she adores it
00:34:29of course not
00:34:31no
00:34:34jeffrey percy filth isn't the only thing in life
00:34:37isn't even one of the things in mind
00:34:38you used to talk to me
00:34:40all right let's talk
00:34:41jeffrey i've just had the most super idea why is your mum going out
00:34:53may as well pack in really
00:34:55why
00:34:57why not
00:35:03good thinking
00:35:10thanks for a stimulating few weeks
00:35:12you too it was real
00:35:14it's psychedelic
00:35:16you can keep me grateful dead lp
00:35:17was scratched anyway
00:35:20it's been a gas
00:35:21groovy
00:35:24i won't wave from the window
00:35:25no i won't look back anyway
00:35:27good
00:35:29it's been a gas
00:35:29you've said that once
00:35:40you're well red barrel
00:35:41there's plenty more fish in the sea
00:35:45about three very lonely sardines
00:35:51mother please don't try raising one eyebrow at me
00:35:53you know you can't do it
00:36:00you'll never thump me will you jeffrey
00:36:05i just had the most super idea
00:36:07are we going to put it up
00:36:08no
00:36:09we're going to pack it in
00:36:10don't say that please don't say that
00:36:12that
00:36:15sandra
00:36:16sandra
00:36:18you're sandra
00:36:19mine
00:36:23two months
00:36:24two months nine days
00:36:25is she positive the test was
00:36:31what are you going to do
00:36:33she'll think of something
00:36:35sandra it's stupendous
00:36:39congratulations i hope you'll both be very happy
00:36:42oh thanks kid
00:36:44sandra i don't know how you do it
00:36:48often
00:36:55you
00:37:25John for Pope.
00:37:42Longmare reign.
00:37:50Aren't you, er...
00:37:52Yeah.
00:37:55And you're, er...
00:37:57That's right.
00:37:59Going somewhere incredible.
00:38:00I'm meeting me parents.
00:38:02Taking them to see Fiddler on the roof.
00:38:04That's pretty incredible.
00:38:06Your mummy and daddy.
00:38:09Er...
00:38:09Oh, hell no, that's tomorrow.
00:38:13If I'm in the mood.
00:38:16Where you are.
00:38:18Depends where you take me.
00:38:25All I was saying about your friend with the glasses...
00:38:33Rowland.
00:38:34Rowland.
00:38:34Is that I found him intellectually unaware and psychologically incredibly boring.
00:38:39He's not bad at snooker.
00:38:43And how are you and little Beryl?
00:38:46Didn't she tell you?
00:38:47I don't work there anymore.
00:38:50I packed her in.
00:38:50Did she tell you all?
00:39:01Beryl?
00:39:02Yeah.
00:39:06I haven't really looked.
00:39:09Seen one.
00:39:10You seen them all.
00:39:13Not quite all.
00:39:15I'll go and get me coat.
00:39:16It must be my birthday.
00:39:28Boys aren't the only thing in life, Beryl.
00:39:32I do wish you'd find one.
00:39:37They aren't all after Percy, Filth.
00:39:40Yes, they are.
00:39:42Mmm.
00:39:44Oh, you were terrific, Alice.
00:39:45Was it?
00:39:48Mmm.
00:39:50Terrific self-control.
00:39:53Joan of Arc never married, yet she led a full and happy life.
00:39:57Or am I thinking of someone else?
00:39:59Mother, I don't happen to be interested in boys.
00:40:02I happen to be interested in having early nights and writing poetry in bed with me Moe Felt-tip pen.
00:40:06It's for a night of ink.
00:40:07I used it for me laundry list.
00:40:10My God, your generation's got a few things to answer for.
00:40:13Mmm.
00:40:14Mmm.
00:40:15Mmm, please.
00:40:17Mmm, don't.
00:40:18Please.
00:40:19You can't ravish a girl on her own doorstep.
00:40:23Well, let's go inside, then.
00:40:25Hmm.
00:40:26Smooth-talking bastard.
00:40:33It is my birthday.
00:40:34What about the boy with the freckles from Shakespeare Crescent?
00:40:40I don't believe that question.
00:40:42You used to be crazy about him.
00:40:45I was 11 years old.
00:40:47He used to let me chalk on his tortoise.
00:40:49use this.
00:40:51I used to let me chalk on this.
00:41:17what's your name again what's yours rock that's not your real name no stephen
00:41:27god that turns me on
00:41:31when i first met him in the street i thought just a quiet drink
00:41:47don't move a muscle however gorgeous
00:42:17testing testing jeffrey menehab returns the day i wish you everything you've ever wished yourself
00:42:24i'm fed up who are you who are you what are you fed up about teachers don't have to do homework
00:42:43no they just mark it anyone can mark it they've got the answers
00:43:00do you know it's after two o'clock what's he doing here then
00:43:09well this is your uncle stephen this is my revolting brother jeremy
00:43:19how do you do do me mum and dad know he's here jeremy bed i could always wake him up and tell him
00:43:28jeremy little boys need sleep
00:43:33even big astronauts do you know where babies come from
00:43:39do you say no no i do say yes shall i tell you he knows
00:43:48the man has this male organ and some blood cells and erectile glands
00:43:53and there's these 500 million spermatozoas in these testes that he has as well
00:43:58and he goes through his male organ into the female uterus that the lady has
00:44:02who told you that
00:44:04then they go to the fallopian tubes after that
00:44:07one of them fertilizes with the female egg
00:44:09the others don't bother
00:44:11anyway that's what you have to do
00:44:13then you have a baby
00:44:15did they teach you that at school
00:44:18they do woodwork in the next class
00:44:20people can only make babies at certain times of the year
00:44:24but animals like dogs and cats and giraffes i think
00:44:28do it all the time
00:44:29no um that's people
00:44:34what is
00:44:36well people do it all the time
00:44:41whenever they feel like it
00:44:46in the next class you can do metal work if you don't like woodwork
00:44:53good night jeremy
00:44:56good night uncle steven
00:45:14would you care for a government health warning
00:45:31hey veronica
00:45:35yes
00:45:36who the hell's uncle steven at ten past two in the morning
00:45:39a friend of jeremy's
00:45:41he's going now
00:45:42good night love
00:45:45we would have done that wouldn't we
00:45:49and how
00:45:51you can't win them all can you
00:45:56anyway
00:45:57do you good going without for a change
00:45:59still there's always another day
00:46:06tomorrow
00:46:07no
00:46:08tomorrow's another day
00:46:11shh
00:46:12not unless you happen to be in plymouth
00:46:14where
00:46:16i'm joining the wrens for three years
00:46:18what wrens
00:46:21the royal navy's wrens
00:46:24this time tomorrow i'll be in barracks with about 50 other girls and 30,000 sailors
00:46:30hope i like it
00:46:33thanks for nearly everything
00:46:39we definitely would have done wouldn't we
00:46:42well obviously
00:46:43we're as good as dead in a way really almost
00:46:48just keep telling yourself and we will have only better
00:46:51good night love
00:46:53try our barrel
00:47:13morning previous generation
00:47:19what's for breakfast
00:47:27you knew it was your mother's birthday
00:47:33now what we'd like to know is where were you while we were fiddling on the flaming roof
00:47:37i'm sorry mum
00:47:38i'll take you out another night
00:47:40something cropped up
00:47:41like what
00:47:42dad
00:47:44you understand
00:47:45i don't jeffrey
00:47:48well you always say you do
00:47:50jeffrey you're at it every night
00:47:53yes dad
00:47:55and we don't complain
00:47:56no dad
00:47:56but last night was different
00:47:58i knew you'd understand
00:48:00maybe you'll see you next time
00:48:14and i'll see you next time
00:48:17Don't mind.
00:48:29Charlton the Pope. Long me a rain.
00:48:32Amen. What's going on?
00:48:34Pounds down again. Up and down like a pair of knickers.
00:48:38You should know.
00:48:40Or me.
00:48:42You know what I mean?
00:48:46Wow.
00:48:48A lot.
00:48:50Including action replays in slow motion.
00:48:56Hey, lads, I picked up a bit of spare last night.
00:48:59Who didn't?
00:49:00No, it's true.
00:49:03Yes, Geoffrey.
00:49:04It is.
00:49:06Yes, Geoffrey.
00:49:12Bloody is.
00:49:15Poor Geoffrey.
00:49:17Beryl, please.
00:49:18It's Neville's engagement party as well.
00:49:20You had to invite him.
00:49:22He'll see me.
00:49:24It's cruel.
00:49:25I'll see other girls.
00:49:27I shan't take him back, Sandra.
00:49:30I shan't.
00:49:31It's been two weeks.
00:49:33He may have got over you by now.
00:49:36Don't know much about men, do you, love?
00:49:38It was doing him a kindness, really.
00:50:05Finally splitting up.
00:50:06He only had one ambition in life.
00:50:10Send my knickers to Oxfam.
00:50:16Good job she hasn't joined the rent.
00:50:18The entire Navy had gone strike.
00:50:20I expect he's sorry now.
00:50:24I won't even consider taking him back if he isn't.
00:50:28She might have changed, of course.
00:50:30If she has, I might let her have the old orgy nine again.
00:50:33He's got to accept we've finally split up.
00:50:36Otherwise, I definitely won't take him back.
00:50:38Well, I'm certainly not making the first move.
00:50:45At least I've got me pride.
00:50:48I left with Beryl, baby.
00:50:50Oh, hi.
00:50:51Didn't see you.
00:50:51No, nor me.
00:50:54And how's Manchester City doing without me cheering them on, then?
00:50:57United.
00:50:58We're winning every game now.
00:50:59Oh, good.
00:51:02And what's new with Geoffrey, then?
00:51:10I asked you what was new with him.
00:51:11I asked you.
00:51:16Did you?
00:51:17Did I say more?
00:51:20Pardon?
00:51:20And how's Beryl, baby, getting on, then?
00:51:24Geoffrey, I'm not all that ecstatic about you calling me Beryl, baby.
00:51:28It isn't like you.
00:51:29Say that again.
00:51:31Beryl, baby.
00:51:33What's your name, handsome?
00:51:36You'll laugh.
00:51:38Everybody laughs.
00:51:39It's the story of my life.
00:51:41You tell it like it is, Chuck.
00:51:50She's putting on an axe.
00:51:53What do you care?
00:51:55I don't have a baby.
00:52:02Is she going to get into bed with him now?
00:52:07Probably.
00:52:10Geoffrey always looks half asleep these days.
00:52:13Well, it's very exhausting.
00:52:17What is?
00:52:19Working in a bank.
00:52:20I had this bad seat, this chick, and decided to split.
00:52:33So I cut out, man, like there's no tomorrow.
00:52:39This cat gets it together where he's at, man.
00:52:44Lots of beautiful bags, baby.
00:52:47So if you want a piece of the action,
00:52:49don't cool it.
00:52:53Dig?
00:52:58Sorry, I no understand English.
00:53:07Gesundheit.
00:53:07I thought she'd only just been to bed with the other one.
00:53:13She has.
00:53:15And which is her husband?
00:53:17Neither.
00:53:22It's warming up, isn't it?
00:53:24Great beat, isn't it?
00:53:33Great to dance to.
00:53:40Do you agree that life's an onion?
00:53:44If so, what's death?
00:53:46Um...
00:53:46A banana.
00:53:52Yes, I expect it is when you think about it.
00:53:56Have you read Schopenhauer's Concept of Existence?
00:54:00Um...
00:54:01No.
00:54:03But I've seen the film.
00:54:05You married?
00:54:08No.
00:54:08Grab yourself an adage.
00:54:11Marriage is a cabbage.
00:54:14Are you a poet?
00:54:16Never ask the questions.
00:54:18Ask the answers.
00:54:19You are a poet.
00:54:22To any manager, Marks and Spencers.
00:54:26Ciao.
00:54:26Now, he's taking his clothes off.
00:54:34What's on ITV?
00:54:36This.
00:54:38What's on BBC?
00:54:43Cassinova.
00:54:44What's that like?
00:54:46This.
00:54:48Oh, come on now.
00:54:50You know that's not where it's at.
00:54:52Let's get this.
00:54:54What's the word?
00:54:54Let's get it clear.
00:54:57Let's get down to the real nitty-gritty-sville, okay?
00:55:09Women's lip is not about burning brass.
00:55:13Papers, yeah.
00:55:15What papers?
00:55:17A marriage certificate, a dog's license, whatever you prefer to call it.
00:55:21Look, let's be basic about this, Enid.
00:55:23All girls want marriage, and a white wedding.
00:55:26Really basic.
00:55:27You want to be really basic.
00:55:29Utterly basic.
00:55:30Balls.
00:55:32Grass?
00:55:35Enid, when Sandra says every girl, she means most girls.
00:55:39Well, like herself.
00:55:41Not me, of course, because I incredibly value my independence.
00:55:44But most girls definitely want...
00:55:46Balls!
00:55:47If you can't conduct an intelligent conversation without recor-
00:55:51Would you please stop saying that?
00:56:00You believe in free love, right?
00:56:02Wrong!
00:56:02I believe in free everything.
00:56:04Freedom from all male chauvinist pig-
00:56:06Excuse me, excuse me, if you've got your hand on me.
00:56:15No!
00:56:16Ah!
00:56:17Oh, sorry.
00:56:19Well, I'm sorry.
00:56:20It's all right.
00:56:21Oh, gee.
00:56:21It's a pleasure.
00:56:23Grass?
00:56:24Geoffrey, you've knocked.
00:56:25Why not?
00:56:26I said don't.
00:56:27You're not to smoke it.
00:56:28We're as liberated as you, Enid.
00:56:42We've equal importance as individuals.
00:56:45Neither of us is boss.
00:56:46It just doesn't arise.
00:56:48We'll make some coffee, kid.
00:56:50Yes.
00:56:50You see, what we...
00:56:52Now!
00:56:55You see...
00:56:56Wow, one.
00:56:58I can see there's only one way to get through.
00:57:04What are you doing?
00:57:06Lighting everybody's fire.
00:57:11Burn my bra.
00:57:16Right.
00:57:17That's it.
00:57:18Finished.
00:57:19The end.
00:57:20Full stop.
00:57:22We've finally split up.
00:57:24Neville, Sandra wants you.
00:57:26I should imagine.
00:57:28It's sad, isn't it?
00:57:33Pathetic.
00:57:38Well, I can't follow plays these days.
00:57:41It's just showing real life, that's all.
00:57:43I once thought I'd found her.
00:57:50Perfect girl.
00:57:53Red hair.
00:57:55Not too skinny.
00:57:57Yeah.
00:57:57Very gentle and shy.
00:58:01Passionate when roused.
00:58:03Yeah.
00:58:04I should pack me in for picking my teeth with a matchstick.
00:58:09You're very sweet, Roland.
00:58:12I've always thought you were.
00:58:17Did you know you very nearly have a lopsided grin?
00:58:21It's just I'm a bit tired.
00:58:22No, it's nice.
00:58:23I don't think I've washed that one.
00:58:49Oh, sorry.
00:58:54Do you know...
00:58:55What, Beryl?
00:58:56She can ask me anything.
00:58:59Do you know where Jeffrey's got to?
00:59:04He's upstairs, I think.
00:59:05Is it true they're dry on their own?
00:59:16Usually.
00:59:22I hate to be any trouble, but I think I'm dying.
00:59:25You'll be all right, honest.
00:59:27She said I shouldn't smoke it.
00:59:29Who?
00:59:30She said...
00:59:34Jeffrey?
00:59:37Jeffrey?
00:59:44Sorry.
00:59:51Jeffrey?
00:59:56Move up a bit, Jeffrey.
00:59:58Put your legs.
01:00:01That's better.
01:00:05It's because it's your first time, isn't it?
01:00:13Call Dr. Wise, put a quillms low road.
01:00:21It wasn't that rewarding, you know.
01:00:26What was it, then?
01:00:27Grass.
01:00:30Grass is marijuana.
01:00:33This grass wasn't.
01:00:36It was the real thing.
01:00:39From the front lawn.
01:00:40Is that you, Beryl?
01:00:55Had a nice time?
01:00:57Even though it's three o'clock in the morning.
01:01:00Not that I mind, if you've had a nice time.
01:01:03Even though I've been in bed since ten, having a good night's worry.
01:01:08Did you see Jeffrey?
01:01:13That's good.
01:01:13Do you ever get the feeling you're trying too hard?
01:01:24Do you ever get the feeling you're trying too hard?
01:01:26Do you ever get the feeling you're trying too hard?
01:01:30I didn't try at all.
01:01:31Gave it to rest.
01:01:31Gave it to rest.
01:01:35I'm right off, birds.
01:01:37I am.
01:01:38I am.
01:01:39I am.
01:01:40For good.
01:01:41Me too.
01:01:42And me.
01:01:43And me.
01:01:44I'm right off, birds.
01:01:45I am.
01:01:46I am.
01:01:47For good.
01:01:48Me too.
01:01:49And me.
01:01:50I am.
01:01:51For good.
01:01:52Me too.
01:01:53And me.
01:02:13Good morning.
01:02:14Your mother would like to know if you have a reservation at this hotel.
01:02:17I know.
01:02:43It's better.
01:02:44My mother would like to know if you read this how it may be fair.
01:03:09I know what it is.
01:03:10Tea, tea.
01:03:11Geoffrey, can I rip your trousers off and have my way with you?
01:03:24Oh, Beryl.
01:03:27Oh, Geoffrey.
01:03:30Oh, God.
01:03:41Oh, hello.
01:03:44Ta-ra.
01:03:46Will you be required in the room again, sir?
01:03:48Because we're thinking of taking bookings for the next pop festival.
01:03:51You're a bugger.
01:03:54I don't know who he takes after.
01:04:04Hello?
01:04:05It's me.
01:04:06Who?
01:04:07My God, that's symbolic.
01:04:09Oh, hello, Beryl.
01:04:10Oh, I'm just ringing to tell you I never want to see you again.
01:04:13If you have a phone or call, please don't, because I shan't be in,
01:04:16tonight or any other night.
01:04:18Anyway, tonight I'm helping my mum at the school jumble sale.
01:04:20Oh, my God.
01:04:40Small world.
01:04:49Good evening, Mrs. Battersby.
01:04:54I was looking for a nice lampshade.
01:04:57Oh?
01:04:59Probably this one.
01:05:01Definitely.
01:05:02Magic in satin.
01:05:03Oh, certainly, Geoffrey.
01:05:05Who's here in his nice crimson shoes?
01:05:11You'd like some nice, fancy, random neighbour, wouldn't you?
01:05:17I'm a child of the universe, Beryl.
01:05:19I have a right to be here.
01:05:20I'm afraid we don't sell marijuana on Sundays.
01:05:22Try the co-op.
01:05:23Beryl, listen.
01:05:23If you can smell burning, it's just that the vicar's been around burning his jockstrap.
01:05:26Beryl, listen.
01:05:26Can I help you, madam?
01:05:27Have you got that and another colour?
01:05:30No, madam.
01:05:31I'll leave it then.
01:05:31Listen to what, for heaven's sake?
01:05:43Don't matter.
01:05:45What doesn't?
01:05:46You wouldn't, anyway.
01:05:47Wouldn't what?
01:05:49Go to the match with me on Saturday.
01:05:52Me?
01:05:53A football match?
01:05:55With 40,000 skinheads and you?
01:05:58Told you.
01:06:00Who are they playing?
01:06:01I've always wanted to watch Huddersfield Town.
01:06:16The...
01:06:17The fourth from the bottom.
01:06:20Shows you.
01:06:22Away from home,
01:06:25the won three,
01:06:26drawn five
01:06:27and lost twelve.
01:06:29Drawn five.
01:06:30So, what do you think?
01:06:37I think I nearly love you.
01:06:38I think I nearly love you.
01:06:38Never mind, it's only a game.
01:06:51Never mind, it's only a game.
01:07:06I thought you said you nearly love me.
01:07:13No!
01:07:14I don't recall Grace Kelly enticing Prince Rainier by going to Watch United.
01:07:21I may be wrong.
01:07:22Grace who?
01:07:24We live in a permissive society, Beryl.
01:07:26Read any colour supplement.
01:07:28Mother, you're supposed to be my mother.
01:07:30I am, love.
01:07:31And it wasn't through going to football matches.
01:07:33You are the same mother that makes me tug my skirt down every time I stand up,
01:07:37even if he's only on the phone.
01:07:39Yes, so, well, er...
01:07:40Boys are very, sir.
01:07:42And I am your mother.
01:07:44That's what I said.
01:07:47I don't mean, er...
01:07:48permissive, permissive.
01:07:51I see.
01:07:52Romantic.
01:07:55Pardon?
01:07:55Kissing, cuddling.
01:07:58Things of that nature.
01:08:02Oh, we do.
01:08:03Do what?
01:08:05What you just said.
01:08:06Good.
01:08:07Not too much, I hope.
01:08:09Oh, God.
01:08:10Boys are very funny.
01:08:12They're novices compared to mothers.
01:08:18Did I tell you that two new people have moved into the house opposite with the green curtains?
01:08:23Oh.
01:08:25Two new people have moved into the house opposite with the green curtains.
01:08:32Fantastic.
01:08:37The Cowgills.
01:08:40Mr. and Mrs. Cowgill.
01:08:42Married couple.
01:08:45Newlyweds.
01:08:46Not long married.
01:08:49You go bald doing that.
01:08:51Doing what?
01:08:55I'll tell you, 28 stockbrokers have moved into the office opposite with the dirty curtains.
01:09:09Living in sin.
01:09:10Can you say one single sentence without the word marriage in it?
01:09:21If I said to you, do you think Cassius Clay would have beaten Rocky Marciano, would you say what's it matter so long as they're happily married?
01:09:28I don't think so.
01:09:31A barrel would.
01:09:35Giving you a bad time, is she?
01:09:38Oh.
01:09:39I wouldn't say that.
01:09:39I haven't even mentioned the word.
01:09:46What word?
01:09:47Goodness me, a single person can have a relationship with another single person without everyone thinking she's automatically...
01:09:53I never said you were!
01:09:54You think it!
01:09:55All right, Geoffrey.
01:10:10I hereby promise never to utter the word again.
01:10:15Marriage?
01:10:16Never.
01:10:19Well, until I am.
01:10:20If I ever do.
01:10:22Which I fervently hope I never will.
01:10:23For someone who's not uttering something, when's your old pee coming out?
01:10:31No two people have a divine right to happiness, Geoffrey.
01:10:34You mustn't feel guilty about me.
01:10:38Sorry.
01:10:40No one can say you've completely ruined me life.
01:10:44Not yet.
01:10:53My theory is you're overdoing it with some dolly bird.
01:11:08Oh.
01:11:09What's your theory?
01:11:11Indigestion.
01:11:11Oh.
01:11:14What's yours, Sundance?
01:11:17Hasn't he said anything at all?
01:11:19He has said one thing.
01:11:21Oh, what's that?
01:11:22If God had meant sardines to be in oil, it had given them dipsticks.
01:11:24All right.
01:11:25The weeks and months dragged by, and with neither side willing to compromise, we still have deadlock.
01:11:35Her Majesty's government have consistently tried to find a way out of this dilemma.
01:11:40Another wild night learning what N.O. spells and how many of us school pals are getting married.
01:11:44And what N.O. spells and what N.O. spells.
01:11:48Great.
01:11:49I might as well go bald and open me own monastery.
01:11:52And so society, that's you and me, says, end this dispute.
01:11:58End it now.
01:12:00Good night.
01:12:01Hear, hear.
01:12:03Good, wasn't he?
01:12:04Terrific.
01:12:05Especially when he said good night.
01:12:08We're just enjoying ourselves.
01:12:10Having a good time.
01:12:12Just having fun.
01:12:14Be happy!
01:12:16Take two a day after meals, and one if you find yourself crying your heart out again in the middle of a zebra crossing for no reason at all.
01:12:27You're sure this has nothing to do with a boyfriend?
01:12:29Absolutely positive.
01:12:33That was the first film we ever saw together.
01:12:38Make that three a day after meals.
01:12:39Look, Beryl, how's this for a peace plan?
01:12:52You join a marriage bureau, and I'll get a job on the stage.
01:12:56Twice nightly in Denmark.
01:12:58Then we'll both be happy.
01:12:59Right?
01:13:00Right.
01:13:01Good Jesus Christ, superstar.
01:13:03Amen.
01:13:03Oh, hell.
01:13:07Time's up again.
01:13:08See you tomorrow.
01:13:10Do you think you're going?
01:13:11Geoffrey, I'll get the sack.
01:13:18It's important.
01:13:21What is?
01:13:24I keep asking you what is.
01:13:28What is?
01:13:30To be on our own.
01:13:32What?
01:13:33What?
01:13:34So as we can talk.
01:13:36What?
01:13:37What?
01:13:37That old speech worked out on the bus this morning.
01:13:47The only bit I can remember is, and that's what I think.
01:13:51Last night I dreamt I was in goal for Manchester United, and Grace Kelly kicked nine goals past me.
01:13:56Grace who?
01:13:57She was playing for United as well.
01:14:00Weird, isn't it?
01:14:01The main thing is, we do communicate.
01:14:14Oh, we do.
01:14:24See what I think...
01:14:25See what I think...
01:14:26Go on.
01:14:27No, you.
01:14:27Mine wasn't important.
01:14:28Her mum wasn't.
01:14:41Beryl?
01:14:45Are you...
01:14:46happy?
01:14:49Of course.
01:14:51Very.
01:14:53I am.
01:14:54No one is every second of every minute of every day.
01:15:01No.
01:15:03I'm not.
01:15:08Do you think it's because we love each other, do you think?
01:15:17Probably.
01:15:17I've not actually said the words often.
01:15:20Well, not in so many words.
01:15:23Mostly in words to that effect.
01:15:38Is there anything you don't love about me?
01:15:40Is there anything you don't love about me?
01:15:42No.
01:15:43I don't think so.
01:15:44Honestly, no.
01:15:45Nothing.
01:15:46If there is, you just tell me and I'll stop doing it.
01:15:49If there isn't anything.
01:15:50Honest.
01:15:51Good.
01:15:54It wouldn't upset me.
01:15:55It'd just make me a better human being to deserve your love.
01:15:58Like, you know, crimson shoes and bottled green socks.
01:16:10Well, you don't wear crimson shoes and bottled green socks, Beryl.
01:16:13If I did, I'd stop to please you.
01:16:20I see.
01:16:20There's no need to be sensitive, Geoffrey.
01:16:27In a meaningful relationship, you must like even what you don't.
01:16:33Your mother.
01:16:34Pardon?
01:16:34I like your mother.
01:16:35Please don't sulk, Geoffrey.
01:16:37Hand her lampshades.
01:16:38Sulking isn't the most endearing quality in a person.
01:16:42Well, you ought to know.
01:16:43You've almost made it an art form.
01:16:45Anything else at random?
01:16:47You've got 24 hours to spare.
01:16:48After all, I'm no Bridget Bardot.
01:16:51According to reliable sources in San Tropez, she's 105 next birthday.
01:16:54Over 98% of the male population of Manchester and Salford
01:16:57can tell the difference between Bridget Bardot and Beryl Battersby.
01:17:00Ask any opinion poll.
01:17:02I'm much fatter for a start.
01:17:04You're not all that fat, Beryl.
01:17:05I am.
01:17:06Start slimming.
01:17:07Men like something to get hold of.
01:17:09If they're allowed to get hold of it.
01:17:11You always succeed in getting back to Percy Filth in the end, don't you?
01:17:14Always.
01:17:14No, I don't, Beryl.
01:17:16You do.
01:17:16I always fail.
01:17:17Do you know what some girls find extremely likable?
01:17:20The extremely likable way some boys stare at every girl they see.
01:17:23Boys like it when girls tell them what N-O spells.
01:17:26Especially for the 600th time.
01:17:28That they really dig.
01:17:29You never say dig.
01:17:31I did then.
01:17:33Your passionate, unrequited love for 11 boring men kicking a ball about.
01:17:37That's really lovable.
01:17:39I never knew you thought that.
01:17:42Neither did I.
01:17:43I used to say dig before I met you.
01:17:59I used to say all sorts of things.
01:18:05There's a lot about me I can't even remember.
01:18:07Thinking what I'm thinking?
01:18:30I think so.
01:18:35We just don't like each other.
01:18:38At all.
01:18:51Oh, goodbye, then.
01:18:53Good luck.
01:18:55Peace, man.
01:18:56St Anne's Square.
01:19:01St Anne's Square, please.
01:19:12So that just leaves a cot,
01:19:15two matinee coats,
01:19:17two romper suits,
01:19:19and what else do I need?
01:19:22Oh, yes, a ring.
01:19:24Teething ring?
01:19:26Wedding ring?
01:19:27Of course.
01:19:28Oh, they have gorgeous plans
01:19:30in the shops these days.
01:19:32No wonder everyone's at it.
01:19:37What about?
01:19:38Skip it.
01:19:40About time, too.
01:19:42Which is sympathy.
01:19:52Feeling happy for you.
01:19:53Yeah.
01:19:56We know what you must be thinking.
01:19:59Of course we do.
01:20:01How to pop the pink without going in and off.
01:20:08Peace.
01:20:11She used to wear pink, you know.
01:20:13I won't tell you where.
01:20:17A hell of a lot more where hers came from.
01:20:19Wow.
01:20:24Did you want the chalk, Geoffrey?
01:20:27Anno spells no.
01:20:30Super day for it.
01:20:33Hmm, sin being inside a day like this.
01:20:36Well, Sandra,
01:20:38this is it.
01:20:39Yep.
01:20:40The big day.
01:20:42Yep.
01:20:43Coming to the crotch.
01:20:44Crunch.
01:20:45I dare say it'll hardly break my heart
01:20:48in the slightest seeing him again.
01:20:50You mustn't think I'll be crying inside
01:20:52because I most definitely won't be.
01:20:55And what's more,
01:20:56no one will know that I am.
01:20:58Because I shan't.
01:21:00Truly.
01:21:02Sandra, please,
01:21:03you've enough to think of.
01:21:04It's a big day for you as well, really, isn't it?
01:21:16And now one of the bride and groom on their own.
01:21:19Do you mind stepping back, sir?
01:21:21Fine.
01:21:22This is fine enough.
01:21:23Here?
01:21:23About there, lovely.
01:21:26You can kiss the bride on this one, sir.
01:21:28Wow.
01:21:29Official permission to actually kiss her.
01:21:32Ow!
01:21:33Oh, sorry.
01:21:36That's right.
01:21:37Hold it.
01:21:39Lovely.
01:21:40Right, now,
01:21:41a nice family group of the parents, please.
01:21:43Right, parents and the bride.
01:21:45I remember the Friday lunchtime we first met.
01:21:48How have you been?
01:21:50Absolutely great.
01:21:52You?
01:21:53Never better.
01:21:54Ever.
01:21:55That's it.
01:21:55Hold it like that.
01:21:58It's all over now.
01:21:59Bar the salmon salad.
01:22:02It's June.
01:22:03It's a fish.
01:22:04It's life.
01:22:12See, President.
01:22:13Nixon went to China, then.
01:22:15That was before we ever met.
01:22:17Oh, yeah.
01:22:18Why?
01:22:19Has something happened about it?
01:22:21No.
01:22:21Oh?
01:22:22Could I trouble you for the salad cream, please?
01:22:24Hmm.
01:22:27Speaking personally, I think there are enough problems to sort out on Earth without going to the moon.
01:22:33Nixon?
01:22:33Why is he going?
01:22:36No.
01:22:38The astronauts.
01:22:39Oh.
01:22:41It's the wives and sweethearts I feel sorry for.
01:22:43We never really talked, did we?
01:22:48About things that matter.
01:22:50Good, isn't it?
01:22:51Shows we're friends.
01:22:53Now that we know we don't like each other.
01:22:54Everybody thinks we're broken hearted.
01:23:01We've really grown up, haven't we?
01:23:03My mother's convinced herself we split up because we had too much Percy filth.
01:23:07I'm right off it myself.
01:23:09I've been able to walk off buses perfectly normally for the past few weeks.
01:23:13Oh.
01:23:14I expect it's only temporary.
01:23:16I hope not.
01:23:17It's marvellous.
01:23:18Good.
01:23:19I don't fancy you in the slightest now.
01:23:22Thank you, love.
01:23:26Still off the food, I noticed.
01:23:32And we've learned a fantastic amount for the future.
01:23:35Fantastic.
01:23:36For example, say I finally did marry someone like you, only someone I love.
01:23:41I bet I'd now let him wear crimson shoes and bottle green socks every night.
01:23:46You better bet.
01:23:47And you'll probably meet some little fatty who's never even heard of Kenny Warhol and marry her three days later.
01:23:59We probably won't see each other at all now, we're pals.
01:24:02I expect you're going to the match this afternoon.
01:24:04Oh, yeah.
01:24:05I'm helping Sandra Packer go in a way case.
01:24:08Where's she going?
01:24:09Hospital.
01:24:13Well, we'll bump into each other sometime.
01:24:16All right.
01:24:56Hello, Mrs. Battersby. You won't remember me.
01:25:01Good afternoon, Geoffrey.
01:25:05Is Beryl there, please?
01:25:08She's gone to the football match.
01:25:12There is no football. It's cricket now.
01:25:15Well, it's the same thing, isn't it?
01:25:18Hi.
01:25:26When's the kick-off?
01:25:28MUSIC CONTINUES
01:25:40Hi!
01:25:42When's the kick-off?
01:25:45In about three months. Football season's over now, Beryl.
01:25:49What on earth did you want to come for?
01:25:53I forgot. I'm not all that interested these days.
01:25:58Where will you go now, then?
01:26:01I don't know.
01:26:05Could always go inside and practice booing for next season.
01:26:10Where will you?
01:26:12Might go and get a new pair of tights.
01:26:15Hey, it's like the countryside, isn't it, when it's empty?
01:26:18Fancy a stroll in the country?
01:26:20May as well, if you like. Don't mind. Why not?
01:26:24Just as friends?
01:26:26Oh, I meant just as friends.
01:26:28Yeah, I did.
01:26:36Wish we had a ball.
01:26:39Could play shooting in.
01:26:43You could go in goal.
01:26:44It's amazing how people change, isn't it?
01:26:47It's amazing how people change, isn't it?
01:26:50It's amazing how people change, isn't it?
01:26:51It's amazing how people change, isn't it?
01:26:52It's amazing how people change, isn't it?
01:26:57It's amazing how people change, isn't it?
01:27:00It actually does most of the ages have years in control.
01:27:03Well, we're certainly much happier without each other.
01:27:22We'll be even happier with someone else.
01:27:25Anyone, really.
01:27:33There's millions to choose from.
01:27:37All nearly exactly right for us.
01:27:41You'll find someone, Geoffrey.
01:27:44You will, Beryl.
01:27:46Just a matter of keeping your eyes open, really.
01:27:49Picking one out of the crowd.
01:27:51Picking one out.
01:28:21And you'll find sometimes
01:28:33Love and rainy weather can turn out fine
01:28:38Getting wet together's fun
01:28:41When the crying's dark
01:28:47Love and rainy weather
01:28:51Are followed by the sun
01:28:57Love and rainy weather
01:29:00Love and rainy weather
01:29:05Love and rainy weather
01:29:13Love and rainy weather
01:29:15Love and rainy weather
01:29:17Love and rainy weather
01:29:27Love and rainy weather
01:29:29Love and rainy weather
01:29:31Love and rainy weather
01:29:32Love and rainy weather
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