Watch Gay Theme Movie and TV Series HD Online
================================
================================
Support me here https://buymeacoffee.com/gaymer_id
Request note welcome
================================
EastSiders TV Series
EastSiders Season 01 here ๐
https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x9q4b2
EastSiders Season 02 here ๐
https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x9rbry
EastSiders Season 03 here ๐
https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x9s6g4
EastSiders Season 04 here ๐
https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x9sxzm
================================
Check out others gay theme TV Series below ๐
Jaded -> https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x9qhd8
New Height Season 01 -> https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x92w1o
New Height Season 02 -> https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x9301c
Peckham Mix UK Mini Series -> https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x92w0s
================================
gay film
gay theme movie
full movie online
full film free HD 720p
gay sex
drama shorts
================================
#gaymovie #gayfilm #gayseries #lgbtq #gay #gaytheme #dramashort
================================
================================
Support me here https://buymeacoffee.com/gaymer_id
Request note welcome
================================
EastSiders TV Series
EastSiders Season 01 here ๐
https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x9q4b2
EastSiders Season 02 here ๐
https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x9rbry
EastSiders Season 03 here ๐
https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x9s6g4
EastSiders Season 04 here ๐
https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x9sxzm
================================
Check out others gay theme TV Series below ๐
Jaded -> https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x9qhd8
New Height Season 01 -> https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x92w1o
New Height Season 02 -> https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x9301c
Peckham Mix UK Mini Series -> https://dailymotion.com/playlist/x92w0s
================================
gay film
gay theme movie
full movie online
full film free HD 720p
gay sex
drama shorts
================================
#gaymovie #gayfilm #gayseries #lgbtq #gay #gaytheme #dramashort
Category
๐ฅ
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00Chuch.
00:00:09Chuch.
00:00:12Chuch.
00:00:27I bet it's Eli.
00:00:44Hey buddy, what's up?
00:00:47I'm so sorry to bother you.
00:00:49I need some advice.
00:00:50I told you, put it on the speaker.
00:00:53What's going on?
00:00:55Did he stand you up?
00:00:56No.
00:00:57No, Brad's here.
00:00:59He's very present.
00:01:01He just bears absolutely no resemblance to the picture in his profile.
00:01:04Maybe it was an old photo.
00:01:07Okay, I know time can be cruel, but I don't know how he lost a foot of his height and literally
00:01:13all of his African American heritage.
00:01:16Well, you did say you were open to all races.
00:01:22I am.
00:01:22Okay, look.
00:01:24He lied.
00:01:25Okay, and I'm not talking about some little white lie.
00:01:27I'm talking about like a big, muscly, I stole somebody else's profile lie.
00:01:33Yeah, that is kind of bad.
00:01:36So what do I do?
00:01:37Just be honest with him.
00:01:38Tell him that you do not appreciate that he misrepresented himself and then leave.
00:01:43Right, okay.
00:01:44Right, okay.
00:01:44Hi.
00:01:45Hi.
00:01:46Hi.
00:01:47Um, you know, I'm sorry, that phone call was actually an emergency with my cat.
00:01:56I'm very sick.
00:01:57I'm very sick.
00:01:58I've got to go.
00:01:59You just got here.
00:02:00I know, but it's rabies and he doesn't have much time, so I've really got to be there
00:02:06for his final hours.
00:02:07Okay, well, I will call you and we can reschedule.
00:02:12You know, my people actually have a really long morning period for pets, so I'm going
00:02:18to be sipping shivas for months.
00:02:20Do you mean sitting shiva?
00:02:24No.
00:02:25Shiva's regal.
00:02:27It's how we cope.
00:02:28It was so nice to meet you.
00:02:29Oh, I can help.
00:02:30I am a, I'm a grief counselor.
00:02:33Your profile said graphic designer.
00:02:35I'm multi-talented in all kinds of ways.
00:02:40I really should go.
00:02:43Could you please let go?
00:02:50Just, just tell me you'll let me help.
00:02:52I know I can make you feel better.
00:02:54Fine, whatever.
00:02:55I'll call you.
00:02:56Okay, when?
00:02:57Uh, soon?
00:02:58Tomorrow.
00:02:59I'm open all afternoon.
00:03:00Yes.
00:03:01Okay, great.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Okay, bye.
00:03:04We'll talk then.
00:03:05Don't leave.
00:03:06Don't leave.
00:03:07Don't come back to me, please.
00:03:08Please come back.
00:03:09Mmm.
00:03:10Mmm.
00:03:11Oh, he smells like my future.
00:03:20Ugh.
00:03:29You told him some crazy lie, right?
00:03:32Not crazy.
00:03:33Cats get rabies.
00:03:34Ow.
00:03:35Ow.
00:03:36What?
00:03:37It's not funny.
00:03:39He seriously wouldn't let go.
00:03:40I had to drag him across the floor while everybody in the coffee house watched.
00:03:45You were afraid he wouldn't like you.
00:03:47Oh, he liked me, alright.
00:03:49But I think it was in a, I want to wear your skin, it puts the lotion in the basket kind
00:03:53of way.
00:03:54I'm sure you're exaggerating.
00:03:57Okay, fine.
00:03:58He's probably not dangerous.
00:04:00But I don't know.
00:04:01I think it's kind of sad.
00:04:02He's actually not a bad looking guy.
00:04:04I just think he feels like he needs to lie about who he is to get someone to go on a date
00:04:08with him.
00:04:09Maybe he just found a strategy that works.
00:04:12Hmm?
00:04:13I'm sure some guys go ahead and have sex with him.
00:04:16That's too pathetic.
00:04:17It can't be true.
00:04:18He probably gets more action than you do.
00:04:20Yeah, thanks Nat.
00:04:21I always feel better after our little chats.
00:04:24I'm sorry.
00:04:25But you know I'm right.
00:04:27God, why is my dating life such a disaster?
00:04:30Tonight was bad, but it's not just you.
00:04:35I mean, it's tough out there for everybody.
00:04:37Ryan is right.
00:04:38I'm sure crazier shit than this has happened in coffee houses all over the city.
00:05:00We love.
00:05:03Spielen factoring in coffee cafe
00:05:06but it's too sensitive.
00:05:08He calls the corn cobblestone covered at our school so it's like LA's not the best thing.
00:05:13Ar birr m ๊ทธ๋ฐ lou corporations,
00:05:16but yeah.
00:05:17He's right there.
00:05:18I don't know, but I love what the country has been there.
00:05:21I love I don't know.
00:05:22Say God, God.
00:05:23Do you mind if I join you?
00:05:47Are you sure?
00:05:49I'm not on your app.
00:05:51Does that mean you're straight?
00:05:52No.
00:05:53Just not into hooking up.
00:05:55Me neither.
00:05:56I mean, I really just have that app for laughs.
00:05:58Does it work?
00:06:00For laughs?
00:06:02Sometimes.
00:06:07So, um, you have a name?
00:06:09People usually do.
00:06:10Sorry, it's Darren.
00:06:11You?
00:06:12Matthew.
00:06:14I haven't seen you in here before.
00:06:16This is kind of a hangout for me.
00:06:18Well, I'm new in the neighborhood.
00:06:19Just moved from San Francisco.
00:06:21You'll do fine.
00:06:22You're very, uh, sexy, if you don't mind my saying.
00:06:26I don't mind, but, um, seriously?
00:06:30Does that line usually work?
00:06:32What?
00:06:33I'm sincere.
00:06:34You sincerely want to get into my pants.
00:06:37Well, you shouldn't wear them so tight if you don't want people to fantasize about what's
00:06:40inside.
00:06:42Fair enough.
00:06:43So, what do you think my chances are?
00:06:47Of getting into my pants?
00:06:50I thought you weren't into hooking up.
00:06:52This isn't a hookup.
00:06:54Why?
00:06:55Because we've bonded from the deep, meaningful relationship?
00:06:58Hey, we've bantered.
00:06:59I think that raised this to at least a fling.
00:07:02A fling?
00:07:03What do you prefer?
00:07:04Rendez-vous?
00:07:05Liaison?
00:07:06Une fรชte d'รฉcre?
00:07:07Ha, let's stick with English.
00:07:11I guess, uh, I guess a fling will do.
00:07:14So, any idea what you'd like to do Friday?
00:07:34We never go out on Fridays.
00:07:37Have you forgotten what day it is?
00:07:40Hmm, let me think.
00:07:42Is it Bastille Day already?
00:07:47Bastard.
00:07:48Do you think we would have lasted 25 years if I made it a habit out of forgetting our anniversary?
00:07:54Well, we are pushing 40.
00:07:57Senility could set in at any time.
00:07:59Well, don't count on it.
00:08:00I'm going to be sharp as a tack at 90.
00:08:03Just like my mother.
00:08:05Hopefully not as bitchy.
00:08:07My hearing is also still just fine.
00:08:10I'm kidding.
00:08:12You know I love your mother.
00:08:13Mm-hmm.
00:08:15So, how should we celebrate 25 years?
00:08:24Makes a girl think.
00:08:26I'm sorry.
00:08:27I don't think we're going to be able to resurrect Marilyn Monroe for the occasion.
00:08:31As much as I'd like to.
00:08:32I know.
00:08:35We should do something special to mark the occasion.
00:08:41Surprise me.
00:08:44Sarah, get up!
00:08:45Okay, cut.
00:09:02Great work, everyone.
00:09:03This next setup is going to take a while, so relax.
00:09:06Get some coffee.
00:09:07We'll give you a five-minute warning.
00:09:08Okay, you all right?
00:09:10Thanks, man.
00:09:10I think I sprained my uterus.
00:09:13You are bloody.
00:09:15Yeah, do you think we get extra for us?
00:09:17I don't know.
00:09:25I can't believe I went to Juilliard.
00:09:27We don't even have any fucking lines that I consider to be a line.
00:09:34I mean, it's better than some of the sitcom dialogue, I've had to say.
00:09:36Oh, this is god-awful.
00:09:45I think it's been sitting here all day.
00:09:47Probably.
00:09:49Wait, you said that you were in sitcoms?
00:09:51I've been here...
00:09:54I've been here for three months, and this is the first job that I've booked.
00:09:59Oh, this is disgusting.
00:10:01Oh, no.
00:10:02This is what I think they call SWIP.
00:10:03You know what, zombie number three, you want to go have some real coffee?
00:10:08I saw a place on the corner.
00:10:10Wait, do you think that we can leave?
00:10:11And by the way, I'm Brad.
00:10:13Only my hardcore friends call me zombie number three.
00:10:18One, it's literally right across the street, so we're going to be back in two minutes.
00:10:22And I am not zombie with a wound.
00:10:25I'm Sean.
00:10:26Nice to meet you.
00:10:26Nice to meet you.
00:10:29Come on!
00:10:30They're not paying us enough to stay here and drink this shit.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:36Right?
00:10:36That's true.
00:10:37Let's go.
00:10:38Throw out her...
00:10:39Go hand somebody a happy event.
00:10:41So you really went to Juilliard?
00:10:57Yep.
00:10:57That and $1.85 got me this cup of coffee.
00:10:59I got my MFA from UCLA, which sounds like word salad, but it's supposed to impress the casting directors.
00:11:07Does it?
00:11:07Well, I'm being paid below minimum wage to terrorize beautiful young women, so yeah, living the dream.
00:11:17Does it sound like some guy's dream?
00:11:20Yeah, maybe.
00:11:21But I'm not really interested in eating women figuratively or literally.
00:11:24Oh, well, me either.
00:11:31Do you think they purposely hired gay zombies?
00:11:34Like, it's some political statement or something like?
00:11:36Yeah, because they're all radical evangelicals and we're responsible for earthquakes and 9-11,
00:11:41so why wouldn't we be responsible for the zombie apocalypse?
00:11:44Do you really think that it's some sort of anti-gay propaganda film?
00:11:49No, of course not.
00:11:51I don't even think that they know that their two lead zombies are gay.
00:11:54It's not like I put gay on the top of my resume.
00:11:58I don't really consider it a special skill.
00:12:00I disagree.
00:12:01I think being a good homosexual takes a lot of special skills.
00:12:04But you're right.
00:12:06None of them are on my resume.
00:12:08But I do have can drive stick shift and can touch nose with tongue.
00:12:14Oh, wow.
00:12:15Intriguing.
00:12:17Oh, God.
00:12:18Oh, I'm so gross.
00:12:19Did that sound like a come on?
00:12:21It was not meant to be a come on.
00:12:23No, not really.
00:12:24But a girl can dream.
00:12:28So, I take it you're single?
00:12:31Yeah.
00:12:31Like I said, I just moved here a couple of months ago,
00:12:34and Los Angeles is not the easiest place to meet people.
00:12:37I mean, there's not a big demand for underemployed actors with crappy cars.
00:12:43Well, no, because half the population of Los Angeles
00:12:45is underemployed actors who drive crappy cars.
00:12:48So, what about you?
00:12:50Oh, no, my car's great.
00:12:51No, I mean, are you single?
00:12:54I know what you meant.
00:12:56Yeah, I am, actually.
00:12:59Oh.
00:12:59So, then maybe we could go out sometime.
00:13:06Like, on a date?
00:13:07You don't even know what I look like.
00:13:09So, you don't even know what I look like.
00:13:10It could be like a blind date.
00:13:13Yeah, but I don't really do blind dates.
00:13:15Here, why don't I show you some photos?
00:13:17No.
00:13:19I...
00:13:20What do you mean, no?
00:13:21Listen, Sean, I have nothing to hide.
00:13:24It's not like I have some deformities underneath this makeup.
00:13:27I just think that it's sad that, like, our world, the man-on-man online world, has been reduced to looking at nothing but, like, dick pics and face pics and chest pics.
00:13:39Oh, and don't forget my favorite, the completely natural pose, which is clearly a candid shot, where they're ever so slightly lifting up their shirt to show their abs.
00:13:49Yes, exactly.
00:13:51I mean, that's why this is liberating.
00:13:53Like this.
00:13:54I mean, you actually are interested in me and what I'm saying.
00:14:00I think I get what you're saying.
00:14:03You're totally I'll go, right?
00:14:06Dude, I'm kidding.
00:14:08No, I understand what you're saying.
00:14:10I really do.
00:14:12But you can't pretend, like, physical appearance doesn't matter.
00:14:15Of course it matters.
00:14:17But I'm not a troll.
00:14:19Look, I may not be your type and you may not be my type, but I like you.
00:14:26And I think that you like me.
00:14:30So let's just, you know, be surprised and go from there.
00:14:34Kind of the opposite of Grindr and Jacked and Blued and Scruff and Growler and Mr.
00:14:40None of which you actually use.
00:14:42You just happen to know the name of every single app.
00:14:45No, not me.
00:14:49So is it a date?
00:14:55Isn't it wrong that even as a zombie, I do think you're kind of hot?
00:15:03Maybe, I don't know.
00:15:04But for someone who's undead, you're pretty sexy yourself.
00:15:09Oh, back to set.
00:15:13What the hell was that?
00:15:14Uh, kiss.
00:15:16A zombie kiss.
00:15:18You know, just in case you do find me disgusting when we're out of makeup.
00:15:23All right.
00:15:24But I think I got a little brain matter on your lower lip.
00:15:26Hey, what can I get you guys?
00:15:31Hey, can I get a large sugar-free mocha latte?
00:15:47And can I get that with non-fat milk?
00:15:50Can I have your name?
00:15:51Lance.
00:15:51You're so gay.
00:15:53Non-fat and sugar-free.
00:15:54Hey, this body doesn't just maintain itself.
00:15:58I'll have the same thing, except you can put his missing cream and sugar in mine.
00:16:02Peter.
00:16:03You sure about that, buddy?
00:16:05You keep guzzling all that sugar and fat, you're never going to beat me.
00:16:10Okay, okay.
00:16:11I was a little off my game today.
00:16:13I think I'm coming down with something.
00:16:15Can one come down with a pot belly?
00:16:17Fuck you.
00:16:18The dad bod is in, all right?
00:16:21I'm in great shape.
00:16:22I just had an off day.
00:16:24You say that every time I whip your ass.
00:16:25You do not whip my ass.
00:16:27I mopped the floor with it.
00:16:29I owned your ass.
00:16:30Yeah, you wish.
00:16:31Get over yourself.
00:16:32Not every gay guy is lusting after your virgin hole.
00:16:35That's not what I meant.
00:16:36And I'm perfectly happy if your people never give my backside a second thought.
00:16:42What?
00:16:44It's just, I feel kind of sorry for straight guys.
00:16:47You completely miss out on one of life's great pleasures.
00:16:50You're kidding, right?
00:16:51You feel sorry for us?
00:16:53Lance?
00:16:55What, because we're not getting our asses pounded?
00:16:58Yes.
00:16:59You have no idea how much more intense an orgasm is when you're being penetrated.
00:17:06Yeah, I think I'm all set on that one.
00:17:09Peter?
00:17:09Yeah.
00:17:13That's just your straight male fear of penetration.
00:17:16You think of it as submission.
00:17:18Unmasculine.
00:17:19I'm not afraid.
00:17:20I'm just not gay.
00:17:21I'm like a total of eight on the Kinsey scale.
00:17:23The scale only goes to six, and I'm pretty sure that's the 100% gay side.
00:17:29Whatever.
00:17:29The point is, I'm not even a little bit bi.
00:17:31The thought of a guy's dick up my butt is not appealing.
00:17:35Who said anything about a guy?
00:17:36This isn't a gay straight thing.
00:17:38I'm talking about exploring one of your body's most sensitive erogenous zones.
00:17:42Exploring it with what, a flashlight?
00:17:45I'd start with something smaller.
00:17:48You're serious?
00:17:50It's called pegging.
00:17:50Lots of straight guys are doing it.
00:17:51That's a thing.
00:17:52Bullshit.
00:17:53You're making this up.
00:17:55Google it.
00:17:58So it's, what, a guy getting fucked by a girl with a strap-on?
00:18:01Exactly.
00:18:03They even make these strap-ons that penetrate the woman while she penetrates her partner.
00:18:08Win-win for everyone.
00:18:11It makes total sense, okay?
00:18:15The anus and the prostate have tons of nerve endings.
00:18:18Why are they there if not to give us pleasure during anal sex?
00:18:23Oh, oh, oh, you want to play the evolution card?
00:18:25All right, there's no evolution without reproduction.
00:18:28And that requires a man fucking a woman.
00:18:32In the vagina.
00:18:32And you want to talk about missed experiences.
00:18:36You've never even been with a woman, right?
00:18:37Right, gold card gay.
00:18:39Okay, well, you are missing out on one of life's great pleasures.
00:18:43Pussy.
00:18:44I'm good with that.
00:18:45Okay.
00:18:46Well, I'm good leaving my anus unexplored.
00:18:50Maybe we're both just scared.
00:18:52Maybe what we need is an incentive.
00:18:59What do you mean?
00:19:00A bet.
00:19:01A gentlemanly wager.
00:19:03Whichever of us overcomes his fears first, wins 20 bucks.
00:19:1120 bucks.
00:19:13If we're going to do this, let's make it worthwhile.
00:19:16A hundred.
00:19:18You're on.
00:19:22I'm going to do this.
00:19:52Holy crap.
00:19:54You're Asian.
00:19:55No shit.
00:19:56Why didn't you tell me?
00:19:58Tell you what?
00:19:58With those glasses on, I thought you were Latino.
00:20:01No, I'm Filipino descent.
00:20:04Hang on a sec.
00:20:07I'm just not into Asians.
00:20:10You heard me, fool.
00:20:12I'm not racist.
00:20:13Really, I'm not.
00:20:14It's just...
00:20:15Asians aren't my thing.
00:20:17Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:20:18I'm not anybody's thing.
00:20:20Now, don't go getting offended.
00:20:21No fats, femmes, or Asians, right?
00:20:24Let me guess.
00:20:24You probably have a no blacks policy as well.
00:20:27No.
00:20:29I like black men.
00:20:31I mean, blacks are fine.
00:20:34Oh, now I get it.
00:20:36You're a size queen.
00:20:38A guy can't help what he's attracted to.
00:20:40If we could, we'd all be straight, right?
00:20:41And for you, it's big dicks, huh?
00:20:43Look, I'm not proud of it, but I know what I like.
00:20:46And I'm just not going to be satisfied by, you know, by what?
00:20:52An Asian?
00:20:54Because we all have small dicks.
00:20:56And we're probably all bottoms, too, right?
00:20:58Look, I'm sorry I offended you.
00:21:03I better go.
00:21:04Yeah, maybe you should.
00:21:06Before you go, I want to show you something.
00:21:13Oh, my God, Zilla.
00:21:15Where'd you get that?
00:21:16Walmart was selling cock by the inch, so I decided to stock up.
00:21:19What kind of a question is that?
00:21:20Oh, you want this, huh?
00:21:28How bad do you want it?
00:21:31What?
00:21:32You heard me.
00:21:33How bad?
00:21:35Enough to beg for it?
00:21:37Beg?
00:21:38You mean, like, on my knees?
00:21:40Sure, why not?
00:21:44Please, sir, may I touch your cock?
00:21:46A racist piece of shit like you?
00:21:51I don't think so.
00:21:52You're too small for me.
00:21:53You haven't even seen it yet, though.
00:21:55Okay, okay.
00:21:56Oh, wait.
00:21:56That's not the part of you that's too small.
00:21:59No, no, okay, okay.
00:22:05Fair enough.
00:22:16Why are you still here?
00:22:22I don't know.
00:22:24It's really weird.
00:22:25It just felt wrong to leave.
00:22:28Trust me, it's not wrong.
00:22:29Now go be weird somewhere else.
00:22:32Wait.
00:22:34Why?
00:22:35I know I kept apologizing, but I don't think you understand.
00:22:39I'm truly sorry.
00:22:41And not just because I'm missing out on an epically big dick.
00:22:45Okay.
00:22:46Apology accepted.
00:22:48Wait, couldn't we...
00:22:50I don't know, start over?
00:22:51Go out to dinner or something?
00:22:53You mean like on a date?
00:22:55Yeah, a date.
00:22:56A normal date.
00:22:57Tonight?
00:22:58Like I was a real person.
00:23:00And not just a life support system for a penis?
00:23:04Yeah, just like that.
00:23:06You're not embarrassed to be seen in public with an Asian guy?
00:23:09Ooh, what do your friends think?
00:23:12Fuck him.
00:23:13No, thanks.
00:23:15But maybe, maybe, if you take me someplace very nice and manage to keep at least one foot out your mouth, I'll fuck you.
00:23:33I'll pick you up at 8.
00:23:357.30!
00:23:367.30!
00:23:36I don't understand why I'm doing this.
00:23:56Because you're objective.
00:23:58You won't be swayed by...
00:24:00physical beauty.
00:24:02Clearly my judgment can't be trusted.
00:24:04It was one bad date and it wasn't your fault!
00:24:07No, no.
00:24:08No, no, no, no.
00:24:08It was one disastrous date after a half dozen merely bad dates.
00:24:14You're exaggerating.
00:24:15No, I'm not.
00:24:16Look, you can't quite possibly be as bad at this as I am.
00:24:20Okay, can you just please pick somebody?
00:24:26Hey, Nat!
00:24:28Come in here a sec, would ya?
00:24:30What?
00:24:30What did you just say?
00:24:33What's up?
00:24:34We're helping Eli find a boyfriend.
00:24:36You know what?
00:24:36It's fine.
00:24:36All right.
00:24:37No, no, no, no.
00:24:38Natalie's got a great eye for this.
00:24:40She picked me, didn't she?
00:24:42All that proves is that I'm into skinny white boys, honey.
00:24:44I'm not skinny.
00:24:45I just have a high metabolism.
00:24:47It's genetic.
00:24:47I mean, really.
00:24:49I mean, you know what?
00:24:50It's okay.
00:24:52Could we find an attractive non-psycho for me to date, please?
00:24:56Ooh.
00:24:57What about this guy?
00:24:59He's young.
00:25:00He's a clean-cut professional.
00:25:02It says he is not looking for a hookup.
00:25:06Are you high?
00:25:07He's totally out of my league.
00:25:10That's ridiculous.
00:25:12You're adorable, man.
00:25:13It says the straightest guy on earth.
00:25:15Ryan's right.
00:25:16If you were straight, I'd totally be all over you.
00:25:18Excuse me?
00:25:19If I were single, baby.
00:25:21Okay.
00:25:22Look, the point is, you're good-looking.
00:25:24You're young.
00:25:26Employed.
00:25:28You have a lot to offer.
00:25:30I don't know.
00:25:31Oh, come on.
00:25:33This guy looks great.
00:25:34Well, I guess he can't kill me and eat me.
00:25:38There was that one dude in Germany.
00:25:40Not helping, honey.
00:25:41Sorry.
00:25:42Okay.
00:25:49Do you mind?
00:25:51Oh.
00:25:51Oh.
00:25:52Yeah.
00:25:53All right.
00:25:59Casual.
00:26:00Real casual.
00:26:04You must be Rachel.
00:26:25Oh, I must be.
00:26:26I'm a...
00:26:27Hi.
00:26:28Hi, Rachel.
00:26:29I'm Leo.
00:26:30Nice to meet you.
00:26:31Nice to meet you.
00:26:32Can I sit?
00:26:33Sure.
00:26:34Have a seat.
00:26:38Um.
00:26:39How are you?
00:26:40I'm good.
00:26:41Oh, my gosh.
00:26:43Sorry.
00:26:43I'm a little nervous.
00:26:45I mean, I saw your picture, but you're very handsome and bearded.
00:26:56Thanks.
00:26:56Thanks on my beard.
00:26:58Can we be honest?
00:26:59Are you nervous because of something else?
00:27:04Um.
00:27:05Well, I've never dated a...
00:27:08Short guy.
00:27:09No.
00:27:10No, I'm tall, so that would be self-defeating.
00:27:15But...
00:27:15Right.
00:27:15I'm sorry.
00:27:16I'm joking.
00:27:16I'm nervous, too.
00:27:18And, uh...
00:27:19You know, this is my first time, um...
00:27:23On a date...
00:27:24As a man.
00:27:25So...
00:27:26Okay.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Because, uh...
00:27:28Before, you identified as, like, a lesbian?
00:27:32Lesbian?
00:27:33Not...
00:27:33No, I didn't really identify as a lesbian.
00:27:36I mean, that would be, like, a woman loving a woman.
00:27:39And I really didn't identify as a woman.
00:27:43I mean, I've always kind of felt like a man, so...
00:27:46No, you know, I would say I was a person with a vagina loving a person with a vagina.
00:27:53So, uh...
00:27:54Yeah.
00:27:55I get that.
00:27:56Yeah.
00:27:56Yeah.
00:27:57So, uh, let me just lay this out there.
00:28:01Okay.
00:28:01I find you really attractive.
00:28:04Actually, unnervingly sexy.
00:28:07Um...
00:28:08But...
00:28:09You like dick, and I don't have one.
00:28:13Yeah.
00:28:14I mean...
00:28:15Wow.
00:28:15You don't beat around the bush.
00:28:17I do have one of those.
00:28:20Oh.
00:28:21I get it.
00:28:22I'm sorry.
00:28:23That's...
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:25Um...
00:28:25You want to know, what, if we pursued this, like, how it would all work?
00:28:30Yeah.
00:28:31Um...
00:28:31Is that too aggressive or...
00:28:34Oh, no.
00:28:35Let's be forward.
00:28:37Let's...
00:28:37How about...
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:39Do you like oral sex?
00:28:41Yeah, I...
00:28:42Yeah.
00:28:43I do.
00:28:44I'm really good at oral sex.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:47And, uh, I've been told I have magic fingers.
00:28:50That's good.
00:28:51Um...
00:28:51Actually, I'm not...
00:28:53So concerned about, um...
00:28:55You satisfying me.
00:28:57I'm just...
00:28:58I'm more concerned about...
00:29:00Well, I love my vagina well enough, but...
00:29:03I don't know if I could be, uh, up close and personal with someone else's.
00:29:09Okay.
00:29:10All right.
00:29:10Well, let me put it to you this way.
00:29:12Um...
00:29:14The very first time that you saw a penis, did you think it was beautiful?
00:29:18Beautiful.
00:29:20Beautiful.
00:29:21I know.
00:29:22Okay.
00:29:22And now?
00:29:24Okay.
00:29:25I see where you're going with this.
00:29:27Yeah.
00:29:27Maybe I could...
00:29:29Grow to love your...
00:29:31Vagine.
00:29:32My vagine.
00:29:34My vagine.
00:29:35I mean, I don't exactly love my vagine, but I would hope that, you know, if we were to
00:29:41become involved and, I don't know, if we loved each other, then maybe, I don't know,
00:29:51maybe you would love that part of me too.
00:29:52Yeah.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:29:55That's a good way to think of it.
00:29:59But really, we're putting the cart before the horse.
00:30:01I mean, neither of us are jumping into the sack tonight and, you know, I figure if I'm
00:30:08going to get naked with somebody, then it's going to be someone that I'm in a relationship
00:30:11with and that I maybe see something with.
00:30:14And I figure when it comes to the sex stuff, it will work itself out.
00:30:19So, has that been your experience?
00:30:22My experience has been kind of limited.
00:30:25I mean, this is really kind of new territory for me.
00:30:28Okay.
00:30:29Got it.
00:30:30But you transitioned two years ago, so you must be kind of picky.
00:30:37Not excessively.
00:30:40I would say, you know, it's not all rainbows and unicorns for trans people all the time.
00:30:46Once you weed out the people who sort of fetishize trans men or trans people, and you weed out
00:30:55the women who want men with penises, and then you weed out gay guys who want men with dicks,
00:31:02there's not even a checkbox for me on Match.com after that.
00:31:05I don't know.
00:31:06I don't know either.
00:31:07Yeah.
00:31:07Did I just freak you out?
00:31:09I'm sorry.
00:31:10No.
00:31:10No, actually, you're all good.
00:31:14I think you're charming and rather adorable.
00:31:20Well, you are going to give me a swelled head.
00:31:24Right.
00:31:33Um, so, there's just one more thing we should get out of the way.
00:31:41Okay.
00:31:42Um.
00:31:42What do you got?
00:31:44Well.
00:31:45Bring it.
00:31:46Okay.
00:31:49Well, I'm also a trans.
00:31:50Wait, what?
00:31:52What?
00:31:53Excuse me?
00:31:55I'm trans, too.
00:31:56You lied.
00:31:57No, I didn't lie.
00:31:58I just, um, I just, I didn't get to it yet.
00:32:02I just omitted.
00:32:05Why would you omit the most important thing about yourself?
00:32:09Well, it's not the most important thing about me.
00:32:12It's not even close.
00:32:14It's, and I didn't want this connection or whatever to be all about that.
00:32:20What is wrong with being attracted to and relating to somebody that you have a profound shared life experience with?
00:32:27Nothing.
00:32:27Nothing's wrong with that.
00:32:28I mean, I'm, I'm a part of the trans community.
00:32:31I'm, I'm proud of that.
00:32:32I just, God, I don't want my whole life to be about that.
00:32:36Can't I just be a person?
00:32:38Maybe not, maybe not a normal person, whatever that means, but just a person.
00:32:44It's misleading.
00:32:46It was under false pretense that you didn't share this information with me.
00:32:52I'm not a cisgender man who's gonna beat you, rape you, or murder you if you share this information with me.
00:32:58You should have told me.
00:33:03I think I'm gonna go.
00:33:07Really?
00:33:10Leo, hey.
00:33:11I, I, I'm sorry.
00:33:15I didn't mean to deceive you.
00:33:16I just, uh, oh, God.
00:33:21Look, I just wanted to get to know you woman to man, not trans to trans.
00:33:30You know what I mean?
00:33:31Just a real connection without that obvious thing.
00:33:35Didn't work anyway, um, oh, we spent our whole time talking about trans issues, and I really
00:33:44wanted to know how you felt about the Carpenters.
00:33:48The people who work with wood?
00:33:51Uh, no.
00:33:52Like, Karen and Richard Carpenter.
00:33:56Seriously, the Carpenters?
00:33:58Yeah, I'm kind of obsessed.
00:33:59I mean, a voice like that comes along, what, once in a generation?
00:34:05You're weird, but I can deal with weird.
00:34:11I just, I don't think that I can deal with the lies.
00:34:16Well, I mean, I told you as soon as I felt something real.
00:34:23And I'm sorry.
00:34:24I waited.
00:34:26How do I know that there's not something else you've omitted?
00:34:31You don't.
00:34:33Actually, you can't.
00:34:35Not until we get to know each other a lot better.
00:34:40You still want to do that.
00:34:43Yeah, I do.
00:34:44Pretty much.
00:35:01God, my head is killing me.
00:35:04Why is the sun so fucking bright?
00:35:07Uh, because it's morning.
00:35:09In Los Angeles.
00:35:10In August.
00:35:11Why are you still here?
00:35:13Where else would I be?
00:35:14How should I know?
00:35:16Wherever you people go.
00:35:17You people?
00:35:19The dearly departed.
00:35:20The dead.
00:35:21I prefer corporally challenged.
00:35:23So political correctness extends into the afterlife.
00:35:25Great.
00:35:26Hey, don't blame me.
00:35:28I only exist in your head.
00:35:31Yeah, about that.
00:35:33Why do you look so damn good?
00:35:35We both know you weren't this hot or this tall in life,
00:35:37so why am I torturing myself by making you look perfect?
00:35:51Hey, who were you talking to?
00:35:55Nobody.
00:35:55Oh my God, you've got to tell me about last night.
00:35:57I can't believe you haven't called me.
00:35:59He was otherwise occupied.
00:36:02Jesus, you're chipper this morning.
00:36:03Do you have any idea how annoying that is?
00:36:05I'm a morning person.
00:36:06You know that.
00:36:07One of your most irritating qualities.
00:36:09Bye-bye.
00:36:10Bye.
00:36:11Love you too.
00:36:12Drink your coffee.
00:36:13Oh.
00:36:18Oh, perfection.
00:36:19How do you always remember how I like it?
00:36:20After 20 years of being best friends,
00:36:22how do you never remember how I like mine?
00:36:24Rampant narcissism and poor short-term memory.
00:36:28Oh, so true.
00:36:29So true about you.
00:36:32Stop changing the subject.
00:36:33I want to hear about this historic date.
00:36:36It wasn't historic, just a normal date.
00:36:38Excuse me.
00:36:39Hi.
00:36:39Best friend over here?
00:36:40All right.
00:36:41Hi.
00:36:42Oh, good morning.
00:36:42Oh, hey.
00:36:43Yeah, no bullshit zone.
00:36:44All right.
00:36:45This is your first date since Mitch died.
00:36:47And you got laid, right?
00:36:49That's historic.
00:36:50How was it?
00:36:51The date?
00:36:52It.
00:36:53How was it?
00:36:54He was an animal.
00:36:55And not the good kind.
00:36:56Fine.
00:36:58I mean, if sex isn't fun,
00:36:59you're just not doing it right.
00:37:00So he didn't ask you to do, like,
00:37:02nasty, perverted stuff?
00:37:04According to most of the world,
00:37:05anything two men do together
00:37:05is nasty and perverted, so...
00:37:07Personally, I think it's perverted
00:37:09to only do a missionary position in the dark.
00:37:11But what do I know?
00:37:13But how was it?
00:37:14Answer the question.
00:37:15We were completely safe,
00:37:17if that's what you're worried about.
00:37:18Well, who's worried?
00:37:19No, I just want to make sure you had fun.
00:37:22I guess.
00:37:23Oh.
00:37:24Enthusiasm.
00:37:24Like I said, it was...
00:37:26It was fun.
00:37:29But...
00:37:30But...
00:37:30But...
00:37:31But...
00:37:32So what?
00:37:34So is masturbation.
00:37:35So is an ice cream sundae, you know?
00:37:37When it's all over...
00:37:38What does it mean?
00:37:41Too many ice cream sundaes,
00:37:43you won't fit into your skinny jeans.
00:37:45Anthony,
00:37:46this is serious psychological stuff.
00:37:47You're making fat jokes.
00:37:48Hey, I used to be fat.
00:37:50I can make fat jokes.
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52Maybe you just had fun.
00:37:55Does it have to mean something?
00:37:57I don't know.
00:37:59Don't expect too much.
00:38:00Sex is a great recreational sport,
00:38:02but making love.
00:38:03Making love.
00:38:07It's different.
00:38:09I'm getting the feeling
00:38:10that this date didn't go so well.
00:38:13That's why I love you, Anthony.
00:38:14You're so perceptive.
00:38:16Last night was a test.
00:38:18I wanted to see if I could do it.
00:38:19If after all those years
00:38:21of making love with Mitch,
00:38:22I could go back to just fucking.
00:38:26And?
00:38:27I mean, all the plumbing worked,
00:38:28but...
00:38:29I just don't want to.
00:38:32Sure, there are a lot
00:38:33of beautiful men out there,
00:38:34but I need a guy
00:38:36with more between his ears
00:38:37than a beautiful head of hair.
00:38:38I don't care if he has no hair,
00:38:40no muscles,
00:38:41no ass.
00:38:42Well, he needs an ass.
00:38:43But just so long as
00:38:44there's a person
00:38:45I can find a kinship with,
00:38:47you know?
00:38:48And last night with Greg,
00:38:49not only were we not
00:38:50on the same wavelength,
00:38:52I kept thinking
00:38:53we were transmitting
00:38:54in different languages.
00:38:56Yeah, you were barely
00:38:57the same species.
00:38:58God, that sounds awful.
00:39:00It wasn't.
00:39:00It was a typical date.
00:39:02No worse than dozens
00:39:03of other ones I've been out on.
00:39:05Well, okay, maybe a little.
00:39:07But that's just because
00:39:07I was out of practice.
00:39:09The main difference
00:39:10was the big payoff
00:39:11at the end, the sex.
00:39:14This wasn't worth it.
00:39:15So, what does this mean,
00:39:17Jeff, that you're on
00:39:18this course to monkdom?
00:39:21Because I don't think
00:39:22that that's what Mitch
00:39:22would want for you.
00:39:24Eternally pining away from me.
00:39:27It has a certain appeal.
00:39:28No.
00:39:29I'm just going to be
00:39:31selective.
00:39:33I'm going to hold out
00:39:33for someone special.
00:39:35And you don't care
00:39:36what he looks like?
00:39:38As long as he has
00:39:39the inner qualities
00:39:40that you admire.
00:39:41Well, I'm not going to
00:39:41hook up with the elephant man,
00:39:43but within reason, yes.
00:39:45I think someone can become sexy
00:39:46if, you know,
00:39:48their personality is attractive.
00:39:50Okay, so you're saying
00:39:52that if somebody came
00:39:53in the door right now
00:39:54that had everything
00:39:55you were looking for,
00:39:56but you didn't find him
00:39:57that physically attractive,
00:40:00you could still have
00:40:01a relationship,
00:40:02a sexual relationship,
00:40:03with him.
00:40:06Yes.
00:40:10Well, what if that person
00:40:12was here right now?
00:40:14You mean you?
00:40:25Yes, I mean me.
00:40:26Idiot.
00:40:27But you're his best friend.
00:40:29But you're my best friend.
00:40:30Yeah, exactly.
00:40:32We're like brothers.
00:40:33It would be weird.
00:40:33Well, hey, haven't you heard?
00:40:34Incest is the new hot.
00:40:36Ew.
00:40:36Okay.
00:40:37I don't know why I said that.
00:40:38Maybe if they're, you know,
00:40:39muscular Czech boys with big...
00:40:41Okay, you know what?
00:40:42If you're going to lump me in
00:40:43with the elephant man,
00:40:44I'm out.
00:40:45Of course not.
00:40:46It's not, it's just that...
00:40:47You find me physically repulsive.
00:40:50No, you're very attractive.
00:40:51You're the most wonderful person.
00:40:53Hey!
00:40:54One of the most wonderful people
00:40:56I've ever known.
00:40:58But...
00:40:59I'm not your type.
00:41:00I get it.
00:41:01And Mitch was your type.
00:41:03And I don't know, I just...
00:41:05He's not here anymore, Jeff.
00:41:08And here we are.
00:41:11But...
00:41:12You shouldn't settle.
00:41:14You deserve someone who lusts after you.
00:41:16Someone who's type you totally are.
00:41:17But Jeff, it's so much more than that.
00:41:18It's so much more than just lust, okay?
00:41:20You know, I mean, when I used to be fat,
00:41:22I dated chubby chasers.
00:41:25And I was their fantasy, you know?
00:41:27But I wasn't a real person to them.
00:41:30And I think...
00:41:31I don't know.
00:41:32I think what you and I have
00:41:33is completely...
00:41:34real...
00:41:36with each other.
00:41:37And I think there's something
00:41:39to be said for that.
00:41:41There's a lot to be said for that.
00:41:43I mean, you...
00:41:43You mean the world to me.
00:41:47And that's why I wouldn't want to fuck it up
00:41:48by...
00:41:49you know...
00:41:51fucking.
00:41:52You said you're looking for a kindred spirit.
00:41:54Well...
00:41:54Well...
00:41:55So am I.
00:41:56And...
00:41:57My God, I think we have that
00:41:59with each other.
00:42:01What, are we going to let
00:42:02fear get in the way of something
00:42:04that could be totally wonderful?
00:42:09Jesus, I should have saw this coming.
00:42:11Okay.
00:42:12Just hold on for a minute
00:42:13because I need to...
00:42:14I need to...
00:42:15I need to absorb this.
00:42:16This is...
00:42:16It's a...
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18It's a lot to...
00:42:18You need to give it a minute.
00:42:19Process.
00:42:19Yeah, yeah.
00:42:21I need to go pee.
00:42:23Oh, good.
00:42:23Good.
00:42:24Yeah, isn't that great?
00:42:25Yeah.
00:42:25Super convenient.
00:42:27So I'm going to go do that.
00:42:27Okay.
00:42:28Have a good time.
00:42:31Okay.
00:42:36No.
00:42:36Don't look at me.
00:42:38This is your life.
00:42:39I have no skin in this game.
00:42:40In fact, I have no skin.
00:42:41It's a completely
00:42:42harebrained, preposterous idea.
00:42:46But what if it worked?
00:42:47What?
00:42:48You never even liked Anthony.
00:42:50I loved Anthony.
00:42:51You guys were needling each other
00:42:52all the time.
00:42:53You never agreed on anything.
00:42:54We agreed on you.
00:42:57We both love you.
00:43:01So...
00:43:02So what are you saying?
00:43:03I should say yes?
00:43:05I'm saying the two of you...
00:43:07always had something special.
00:43:13Heck, even I was jealous of it.
00:43:15But what if we screwed up the friendship?
00:43:19I don't think I could handle that.
00:43:20Um, we've been through a lot of things.
00:43:22I think we can weather this.
00:43:25I've just never launched a relationship so...
00:43:28cold-bloodedly.
00:43:31We are contemplating an affair, not a murder.
00:43:33Friends are friends and lovers are lovers.
00:43:36You don't mix up the categories.
00:43:38You just...
00:43:38Remember what you told me when we first met?
00:43:40Back when I was still pretending to be straight.
00:43:43You said we make our own life rules.
00:43:49And the exceptions, too.
00:43:57You're right.
00:43:59So, is that a yes?
00:44:02Yes.
00:44:03It's...
00:44:03It's a yes.
00:44:06Well, if it's a yes, then what are you doing all the way over there?
00:44:15It's okay to still miss him, you know?
00:44:18I know.
00:44:20But it'll be...
00:44:21different now.
00:44:22Yeah, of course.
00:44:22And that's a good thing.
00:44:23Yeah, it's a really good thing.
00:44:24You know I love you.
00:44:25Right.
00:44:26I know.
00:44:28Shut up.
00:44:29Kiss me.
00:44:36Tell me again why we are up at the crack of ten to have coffee with people we don't even know.
00:44:56I know them.
00:44:57Well, at least Margaret.
00:44:59And David sounds great.
00:45:01You're the one always complaining that we never meet new people.
00:45:03Oh, my.
00:45:03It was an observation.
00:45:04It was not a complaint.
00:45:05You're going to love them.
00:45:07You and David have a lot in common.
00:45:10I hate lawyers.
00:45:12We're lawyers.
00:45:14Yeah, well, I can tolerate us.
00:45:15I mean, it's those other people that I find annoying.
00:45:19That's what I love about you.
00:45:20Your positive attitude.
00:45:22Oh, babe, I'm sorry.
00:45:24Okay, look.
00:45:25I just feel like, you know, Sunday mornings are like the perfect time to lie around the house
00:45:29pretending to read the New York Times.
00:45:31I actually do read it.
00:45:33Not today.
00:45:35Look, if you don't like them, we won't do this again.
00:45:41I just thought it would be a nice change to get out of the house.
00:45:43Well, are they chronically late?
00:45:45I mean, you know how I feel about late people.
00:45:47They're not late.
00:45:48We were early.
00:45:50Mm-hmm.
00:45:50Oh, hi.
00:45:54Hello.
00:45:56Nice to meet you.
00:45:57Yeah.
00:45:59Same here.
00:46:00I am so happy we're finally doing this.
00:46:01You know, we've been talking about getting together for months.
00:46:03Um, I actually have to go to the little girl's room.
00:46:07Oh, I'll come with.
00:46:07Why is it women always go to the bathroom in packs?
00:46:14What the hell are you doing here?
00:46:17Uh-huh.
00:46:17Me?
00:46:19How was I supposed to know that your wife was my wife's workout buddy?
00:46:22If you're trying to trap me into leaving Margaret?
00:46:25Don't be an ass.
00:46:27Look, I am perfectly happy with our arrangement.
00:46:29Arrangement?
00:46:31I don't know.
00:46:31What would you call it?
00:46:33Right now, I'd call it fucking terrifying.
00:46:38I thought for sure Margaret was going to notice my heart pounding.
00:46:42Aw.
00:46:43Well, I am so flattered that I can still make your heart go pitter-pat.
00:46:47Stop it.
00:46:48This isn't funny.
00:46:50They're bound to notice something.
00:46:54Not if you would calm the fuck down.
00:46:56I've had nightmares like this.
00:46:59Maybe I'm asleep now.
00:47:03Ow!
00:47:04Nope.
00:47:06You're awake.
00:47:07Asshole.
00:47:09How are you so calm?
00:47:12You really didn't plan this?
00:47:14Jesus, David.
00:47:15I am not that devious.
00:47:17Look, if I wanted more than what we have, I would just say so.
00:47:20I know.
00:47:21I'm greedy.
00:47:22But I like having a wife and a lover.
00:47:25Don't you?
00:47:26Yes.
00:47:27But...
00:47:28But what?
00:47:29Doesn't the lying ever get to you?
00:47:31You know what?
00:47:32Actually, having you in my life makes me a better husband.
00:47:37I had no idea you could rationalize with such virtuosity.
00:47:41But it's not a rationalization.
00:47:42No, I'm actually, I'm happy because I don't have to deny a big part of myself.
00:47:49Well, I just met her, of course.
00:47:51But I'm guessing your wife would rather you were a little less happy and a lot more faithful.
00:47:55Yeah, well, what she doesn't know won't hurt her.
00:47:58What if she or Margaret notices something?
00:48:04I mean, what if one of us does or says something?
00:48:06Hey, relax.
00:48:07Something like this isn't even on their radar.
00:48:13I suppose you're right.
00:48:16Of course I'm right.
00:48:18They don't suspect a thing.
00:48:20Oh, you're right.
00:48:25This is so hot.
00:48:27I told you.
00:48:28Nothing like making out while our oblivious husbands are a few feet away.
00:48:31I guess we should get back.
00:48:36I mean, unless you think we have time for me to go down on you.
00:48:40You know I don't like to rush that.
00:48:42And I think even they would notice if we stayed in here for half an hour.
00:48:46You don't think they know we know, do you?
00:48:50Please.
00:48:50They think they're being so clever.
00:48:53Maybe we should tell them that that's how we really met.
00:48:56Checking up on who they were fucking.
00:48:59Why ruin the fun?
00:49:00Besides, they're on to something.
00:49:03Sneaking around is exciting.
00:49:09Remind me.
00:49:10Did we tell them we met at yoga or pilates?
00:49:14Who remembers?
00:49:15I'm sure they don't.
00:49:22What is so funny, ladies?
00:49:25We're just so happy that we finally got you boys together.
00:49:28That's right.
00:49:30We both had an intuition you guys would hit it off.
00:49:33We weren't wrong, were we?
00:49:34I can tell.
00:49:36You two like each other.
00:49:37Uh-huh.
00:49:38Yeah.
00:49:40David is a great guy.
00:49:42We were just out here talking shop.
00:49:44Right.
00:49:44Shop.
00:49:45Lawyer stuff.
00:49:46Nothing.
00:49:46You know.
00:49:48Very personal.
00:49:50No, that's too bad.
00:49:51We were hoping you guys were out here being intimate.
00:49:59Well, uh, the day's young, right?
00:50:02And since we're all hitting it off so well, maybe we can just make this a regular thing,
00:50:06right?
00:50:07Wouldn't that be fun?
00:50:08Oh, well, I'm gay.
00:50:09Cheers to that.
00:50:10Cheers.
00:50:11Cheers.
00:50:12Well, you owe me $100.
00:50:33Seriously, you did it.
00:50:35Can't you tell from the way that I'm walking?
00:50:37God, I'm sore.
00:50:38Holy crap.
00:50:42I can't believe you went through with it.
00:50:46So, how was it?
00:50:49At first, it hurt like hell.
00:50:51I may have called your name out as a curse a few times.
00:50:55Still awkward.
00:50:57I never thought that I'd be the one to say,
00:50:59baby, slow down, be gentle.
00:51:01But the crazy thing is that once she did,
00:51:04the pain receded and...
00:51:06it started to feel amazing, right?
00:51:10I'm not hooked or anything, but...
00:51:12it was interesting.
00:51:15Worth adding to the repertoire.
00:51:17I knew you'd like it.
00:51:20So, did you hook up with a woman?
00:51:23Yeah, that was never going to happen.
00:51:24What?
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:26Breasts are awesome,
00:51:28but vaginas,
00:51:29kind of scary.
00:51:30Scarier than getting butt-fucked?
00:51:31Uh, apparently.
00:51:33You jerk!
00:51:34That is best 100 bucks I ever spent.
00:51:41Dick.
00:51:42Jack wide.
00:51:43Fucked hard.
00:51:47How to make sense of such a wicked day.
00:51:53Hi.
00:51:56Dan?
00:51:58Jesus Christ.
00:52:00You said you were 25.
00:52:02Did you just tack on an even 10 years?
00:52:04What? No.
00:52:06You were not in your 20s.
00:52:08I may have had it a few years,
00:52:09but no worries.
00:52:11I'm legal.
00:52:12Well,
00:52:12almost.
00:52:14I'm 17.
00:52:14in a couple months.
00:52:17Which means you're 16.
00:52:19Holy Christ.
00:52:20So that's the age of consent in England.
00:52:22Yeah, but we're not in England,
00:52:23and I don't fancy going to jail, so...
00:52:25Please don't go.
00:52:28Listen, kid,
00:52:29it's not illegal to talk to me.
00:52:32No offense,
00:52:33but I'm looking for a boyfriend,
00:52:35not a project.
00:52:36Just stay a minute, please.
00:52:38I don't know any other gay people.
00:52:41Seriously?
00:52:48In this day and age,
00:52:49doesn't your school have some sort of
00:52:51gay-straight alliance or something?
00:52:54Yeah, but...
00:52:55you know, all the guys who go are so faggy.
00:52:58You know that word's offensive, right?
00:53:01I thought it was okay for us to use it.
00:53:04You know, like queer.
00:53:06I'm not the decider of what's okay and not,
00:53:08but I don't like that word,
00:53:10so if you want me to stay,
00:53:11don't use it again.
00:53:12Okay.
00:53:14Sorry.
00:53:16So,
00:53:17why aren't you trying to meet guys your own age?
00:53:20Guys my age don't know anything.
00:53:22Guys your age.
00:53:23How in the hell did I get
00:53:25to be the voice of experience at 29?
00:53:30You said you were 27.
00:53:32That's my online age.
00:53:34Whenever I put down 29,
00:53:36I get all these guys in their 30s and 40s
00:53:38hitting on me.
00:53:39So, it's okay for you to lie,
00:53:41but you're pissed at me for doing it.
00:53:43It's different.
00:53:45You're...
00:53:45Jailbait?
00:53:47Well, yeah.
00:53:48It's still lying.
00:53:50Not the smartest way to meet Mr. Right.
00:53:53Nobody ever accused me of being smart.
00:53:56Smartass.
00:53:56Maybe.
00:53:58You seem plenty smart.
00:53:59And cute, too.
00:54:03You, uh,
00:54:04don't need to lie about your age to meet guys.
00:54:08I guess so.
00:54:09It's just so close to 30.
00:54:12I wish I were that old.
00:54:13No, don't wish away your youth.
00:54:16It'll go fast enough.
00:54:18Trust me.
00:54:19You know,
00:54:22I wouldn't tell anyone if you and me...
00:54:26Okay, no, wait.
00:54:27I'm sorry.
00:54:27I won't say anything like that again.
00:54:29I'm sorry.
00:54:29I...
00:54:30I'm lonely.
00:54:33You mean horny.
00:54:35Like, I may be old,
00:54:37but I still remember what it was like to be a teenager.
00:54:41I think I had to continue as hard on
00:54:42all four years of high school.
00:54:43Is that when you came out?
00:54:49No.
00:54:52But I'm not from here.
00:54:54I grew up in a small town.
00:54:57Like you said,
00:54:58most of the guys that were coming out
00:54:59were pretty flamboyant.
00:55:02Not exactly in to start with.
00:55:06I got called fag a few times,
00:55:09but mostly I was able to blend in.
00:55:11People just thought I was shy.
00:55:16Maybe that's what people think of me.
00:55:18I don't really know.
00:55:20Do you get picked on?
00:55:22No, not really.
00:55:23I mean, no more than everybody else.
00:55:26High school kind of sucks, you know?
00:55:27Yeah.
00:55:28I remember.
00:55:30I don't know.
00:55:31It doesn't really feel like I belong anywhere.
00:55:33I hate to tell you,
00:55:34but that doesn't necessarily change.
00:55:38If you're lucky,
00:55:38you find a group of friends you like.
00:55:40And if you're really lucky,
00:55:42you find a partner.
00:55:44But we don't all have that kind of luck.
00:55:47You've never had a boyfriend?
00:55:49I've had boyfriends.
00:55:50Just none that lasted.
00:55:54By now, I thought I would be
00:55:56settling down,
00:55:58even thinking of having kids.
00:56:00Instead, I'm trolling meet-up sites
00:56:02and dating them.
00:56:03I'm not a kid.
00:56:05And we're not dating.
00:56:09But I didn't mean it as an insult.
00:56:12It's not a crime to be young.
00:56:15In fact, as you'll soon discover,
00:56:17youth is a hot commodity
00:56:18in the gay community.
00:56:19A lot of guys would be excited
00:56:22by the fact that you're so young.
00:56:25And probably a virgin.
00:56:28Right?
00:56:30I've had cybersex a couple of times.
00:56:33Sorry to interrupt a father-son chat.
00:56:35Are you using this chair?
00:56:37Oh, he's not my dad.
00:56:40Oh, really?
00:56:41Yeah, we're just friends.
00:56:42I see.
00:56:46We're not using the chair.
00:56:47You're welcome to it.
00:56:54What a bitch.
00:56:55No, she's probably just a mom
00:56:57imagining how she'd feel
00:56:58if her son was
00:56:59meeting up with strange men
00:57:01in coffee houses.
00:57:02You're not so strange.
00:57:04You got lucky.
00:57:05Next guy may not be so nice.
00:57:07I'm not going to get raped.
00:57:10There are lots of ways to get hurt.
00:57:12I can take care of myself.
00:57:14No.
00:57:15You can't.
00:57:16With all those hormones running wild,
00:57:19your judgment is for shit.
00:57:21That's not true.
00:57:23If I would have been willing,
00:57:24you would have gone home with me.
00:57:26Right?
00:57:28Maybe.
00:57:29And you don't know anything about me.
00:57:31Maybe I strangle young boys
00:57:33just for kicks.
00:57:36Not with those soft hands.
00:57:39I'm being serious.
00:57:40Maybe odds are
00:57:42against you running into
00:57:43a serial killer.
00:57:45But what about a guy
00:57:46who will convince you
00:57:47that he'll fuck you
00:57:48without a condom?
00:57:49There are plenty of those out there.
00:57:51I know about safe sex.
00:57:54They covered it in my health class.
00:57:57Did they cover what to say
00:57:58when the guy you think
00:58:00you're in love with
00:58:01swears he's HIV negative
00:58:02and promises to be faithful
00:58:04and thinks it'll bring you
00:58:05closer together
00:58:06to have skin-to-skin contact?
00:58:09Yeah, that's...
00:58:11that's what I thought.
00:58:13Don't be in such a hurry
00:58:15to grow up.
00:58:16Just stick with cybersex.
00:58:18Better yet,
00:58:19just jack off, okay?
00:58:20It's how I survive my teens.
00:58:24Um, I'm gonna...
00:58:25Where were you going?
00:58:26Listen, kid,
00:58:27it was nice to meet you, but...
00:58:28Owen.
00:58:28My name's Owen.
00:58:32That's your real name?
00:58:33Yeah.
00:58:35I'm really Dan.
00:58:37Just...
00:58:38not really 27.
00:58:41You shouldn't lie.
00:58:43There's nothing wrong
00:58:43with being 30.
00:58:45You're probably right.
00:58:48And actually,
00:58:49I'm turning 34
00:58:49next month.
00:58:51I knew it.
00:58:53See, I'm not so stupid.
00:58:55Not at all.
00:58:55I bet we'd be friends
00:58:58if I was 15 years younger.
00:58:59Why can't we be friends now?
00:59:01Because it's creepy.
00:59:04Guys my age
00:59:04don't hang out
00:59:05with teenagers.
00:59:06But you could mentor me
00:59:07and I could help you
00:59:09stay in touch
00:59:09with what young people
00:59:10are into these days.
00:59:11I mean,
00:59:1234 is practically middle-aged.
00:59:14You little bastard.
00:59:18So you're gonna stay?
00:59:20I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
00:59:23I'm probably gonna regret this.
00:59:25I don't care
00:59:26to tell the truth
00:59:27of my labor.
00:59:29And I fall alive
00:59:31It's all of me
00:59:33that I savor
00:59:35Oh, I'm more than this
00:59:38Replace my name
00:59:39a hundred times
00:59:41I'm more than this
00:59:44Ruined my fingers
00:59:45cause I'm shy
00:59:47I'm more than this
00:59:50It's been half of my youth
00:59:51being alone
00:59:53Did you want some coffee?
01:00:18No, I'm good
01:00:20In fact, I'm very good
01:00:23No PDA?
01:00:26Sorry, I should have asked
01:00:28You know, for some guys
01:00:29that's part of the fantasy
01:00:30No, it's okay
01:00:32Let me explain
01:00:34This isn't for me
01:00:37Well, I will be there
01:00:39but
01:00:40it's really an anniversary present
01:00:43for my partner
01:00:44We've been together 25 years
01:00:46Holy crap
01:00:48I know
01:00:4925 years of monogamy
01:00:51Shut up
01:00:52Okay, maybe you've been faithful
01:00:54but both of you?
01:00:56I don't buy it
01:00:56Well, if I can do it
01:00:58why can't he?
01:00:59Cause he's a dude
01:01:00So, what am I?
01:01:02An alien?
01:01:03You might as well be
01:01:03Sorry, I don't mean to offend
01:01:08I just
01:01:08In my business
01:01:10I don't often see
01:01:12that side of the relationship
01:01:13That's okay
01:01:14I don't think our friends
01:01:15believe us either
01:01:16Yeah, seriously
01:01:18that was unprofessional
01:01:19So, what'd you have in mind?
01:01:23Well
01:01:23Richard
01:01:24that's my partner
01:01:25is a really big fan
01:01:28of your work
01:01:29Really?
01:01:30Cool
01:01:31Yes
01:01:31Anyway
01:01:32He's impossible to buy for
01:01:34So, when I saw your ad
01:01:36I thought
01:01:37you would be
01:01:38the perfect present
01:01:39Wait, so you want me to end
01:01:4225 years of monogamy?
01:01:45No, no, no
01:01:45As long as we share you
01:01:46we haven't violated any trust
01:01:48Ah, okay
01:01:50Well, you know couples are extra
01:01:51And there's another bump
01:01:53if you guys want DP
01:01:54DP?
01:01:56Double penetration
01:01:57Oh
01:01:58Well, that seems fair
01:02:00And I don't care if you guys
01:02:03have been monogamous
01:02:03since the Reagan administration
01:02:05Condoms are mandatory
01:02:07And don't expect me
01:02:08to bring any drugs
01:02:09Understood
01:02:10No drugs
01:02:11I mean, you guys
01:02:12can do drugs
01:02:13but
01:02:13I'm not gonna supply them
01:02:15I am a whore
01:02:16not a pusher
01:02:18Okay
01:02:18We're not really
01:02:20drug people anyway
01:02:21Red wine is more our speed
01:02:23Just no
01:02:25fucking Marlowe, right?
01:02:26Sideways
01:02:31Right
01:02:31Yeah
01:02:32So
01:02:37How does this work?
01:02:42Do I book this
01:02:42directly with you
01:02:43or do you have
01:02:44like an agency
01:02:45or
01:02:45You mean like a pimp?
01:02:48No
01:02:48Don't you guys usually go through
01:02:51an escort service?
01:02:53Sometimes
01:02:53But this is just between you and I
01:02:55You said this would be quick
01:02:58We are dying out there
01:02:59I'm almost done
01:03:00Go back to the car please
01:03:02It is hot as
01:03:03in the car
01:03:06So turn on the AC
01:03:08Okay Tyler
01:03:08He has to go to the bathroom
01:03:10Jesus Christ
01:03:12What do you expect him to do?
01:03:13Piss his pants?
01:03:14Alright
01:03:14Then what are you
01:03:15waiting for?
01:03:17Take him to the bathroom
01:03:18Sorry about that
01:03:27That's your
01:03:30My girlfriend
01:03:31And my kid
01:03:33So
01:03:35You're not gay?
01:03:37That's a job
01:03:38Your girlfriend
01:03:40She knows what you do
01:03:42for a living
01:03:42Yeah
01:03:43How could she not?
01:03:44I'm like a celebrity bro
01:03:45I've won two
01:03:47Grabby awards
01:03:48Ah
01:03:48Right
01:03:49And your son
01:03:50He's five
01:03:52I mean
01:03:52I'll be retired
01:03:53before he starts
01:03:53asking questions
01:03:54I'm saving up
01:03:55Gonna go back to school
01:03:56Now
01:03:57I know that like
01:03:59kills the fantasy
01:04:00But that's why
01:04:01I told Lori
01:04:01to wait in the car
01:04:02Tell me the truth
01:04:04Do you enjoy
01:04:06sex at all?
01:04:08Or is it really just
01:04:09A grind
01:04:11So
01:04:12Is it?
01:04:14Sometimes
01:04:15But hey
01:04:16It's not like I'm out there
01:04:16digging ditches
01:04:17You know
01:04:18When it's bad
01:04:18It's still pretty good
01:04:19Sometimes it's even better than that
01:04:21I can do it myself
01:04:23Hold still
01:04:24Sorry
01:04:25He's actually a really good kid
01:04:27Just
01:04:27At that age
01:04:29You know
01:04:29I'm sorry
01:04:40I just
01:04:40I
01:04:41I
01:04:42I
01:04:43I
01:04:43I can't go through with this
01:04:45Look I get it
01:04:46You know if you want
01:04:47I can put you in contact
01:04:48With one of my colleagues
01:04:49Single
01:04:50Gay
01:04:51Whatever you want
01:04:52No no no no
01:04:52It was you
01:04:53That would have made it special
01:04:54Richard really is a fan
01:04:57I think he has all of your movies
01:04:59I even brought this
01:05:00Just to be sure that you
01:05:02I'd recognize you
01:05:03My first starring role
01:05:05You know I won best newcomer that year
01:05:07Yeah
01:05:08It's a classic
01:05:09Classic
01:05:10Here
01:05:14Take this
01:05:20Get your kid some ice cream
01:05:24It really is a hot day
01:05:26Thanks man
01:05:27And here
01:05:29Give me
01:05:30Thank you
01:05:37That'll make a really nice
01:05:40Anniversary present
01:05:41Yeah
01:05:42Maybe better than the one you had in mind
01:05:44I mean I hate to fuck up 25 years of monogamy
01:05:47So to speak
01:05:49I appreciate your concern
01:05:51But I think we're stronger than that
01:06:10Sorry I'm late
01:06:19Oh no problem
01:06:21I got a nice mocha
01:06:23Do you want anything?
01:06:23No
01:06:24I'm good
01:06:25So you actually look like your profile pic
01:06:34That's kind of amazing
01:06:36Thanks
01:06:37You too
01:06:38So are you sure you don't want a coffee?
01:06:48I don't actually drink coffee
01:06:49You want to get out of here?
01:06:54That was fast
01:07:11I guess I didn't go
01:07:12Hey guys
01:07:14This is Jonathan
01:07:15Hey
01:07:17Hello
01:07:18Oh
01:07:19Well
01:07:20We'll just be in there
01:07:21Talking
01:07:23This is my room
01:07:34Hello
01:07:37Well that was awkward
01:07:42Why
01:07:43They're not your parents
01:07:45They know your sex, right?
01:07:49Yeah
01:07:49I mean
01:07:50Not
01:07:51While they're ten feet away though
01:07:53The TV's on
01:07:54They won't hear anything
01:07:54I'm not a screamer
01:07:56Are you?
01:07:59Not today
01:08:00Oh my god
01:08:11Oh
01:08:12Oh
01:08:14Yeah, that's a good little ginger, yeah.
01:08:36Sorry, I gotta take that.
01:08:43You're kidding me, right?
01:08:48No, I gotta meet some friends after this.
01:08:53Sorry.
01:08:58Don't stop, it feels good, yeah.
01:09:13I told you, I have a gift for these things.
01:09:28Sure am I.
01:09:31God!
01:09:37Do you mind?
01:09:39I thought you didn't smoke.
01:09:42Well, yeah, I don't.
01:09:44Normally it just seems like after sex would be a crime not to have a cigarette.
01:09:48I'm sorry, there's no smoke in the apartment.
01:09:57You don't have to go.
01:09:59I'm meeting those friends, remember?
01:10:01Oh, yeah.
01:10:03Right.
01:10:04Well, are you doing anything tomorrow?
01:10:06Do you want to maybe catch a movie or something?
01:10:08I'm kind of busy.
01:10:11Okay.
01:10:12Look, you were great.
01:10:14It's just that I'm not ready for anything heavy right now.
01:10:17I asked to go see a movie, not to go to a funeral.
01:10:20You want a boyfriend.
01:10:22And I'm just not in that place right now.
01:10:25Your profile said you weren't looking for hookups.
01:10:27You have to say that, otherwise you just get skanks.
01:10:32It was fun.
01:10:33I'll see you around.
01:10:47Come in.
01:10:48Jesus, Nat.
01:10:50I'm sorry.
01:10:52You said come in.
01:10:54So, was it awesome?
01:10:56He was really cute, huh?
01:10:58It may have been even more humiliating than my last date.
01:11:01Oh, come on.
01:11:02That's not even possible.
01:11:03He had a full-on text conversation with his friends while I was going down on him.
01:11:14Okay.
01:11:15I stand corrected.
01:11:17Why am I so stupid?
01:11:18Why do I keep attracting these losers?
01:11:26You know, I could say something here about frogs and princes and...
01:11:33Please don't.
01:11:35Or we could talk about actually having coffee with the guy you're meeting for coffee.
01:11:40He doesn't drink coffee.
01:11:42Not the point.
01:11:43I think what Ryan is suggesting is that maybe you get to know a guy a little bit before you jump into bed.
01:11:50But that's so...
01:11:51Smart.
01:11:52Difficult.
01:11:53Heterosexual.
01:11:54Maybe 50 years ago.
01:11:56These days my girlfriends are in the same boat you're in.
01:11:59A sinking one?
01:12:00Getting to know a guy by fucking them.
01:12:02So you're saying that's not a good thing?
01:12:08Not if you want a boyfriend.
01:12:14Oh, I hate when you guys are right.
01:12:19So, do you guys want to come with me next time so you can make sure I don't do anything stupid?
01:12:23No.
01:12:28What?
01:12:29You guys suck.
01:12:31Hey man.
01:12:32You gotta do it on your own.
01:12:33This is your fault.
01:12:34Love you too.
01:12:53Seriously?
01:12:54You're Brad?
01:12:55I know.
01:12:56I know.
01:12:57But...
01:13:00I give great head.
01:13:03Hmm.
01:13:04I mean like truly great head.
01:13:09Really?
01:13:10Yeah.
01:13:11Alright.
01:13:12Let's go.
01:13:13Oh.
01:13:14Okay.
01:13:15Oh my god.
01:13:16Woohoo!
01:13:26Oh.
01:13:43I didn't wanna be the only one.
01:13:47You chase when you wanna run.
01:13:50I just wanted to be your friend.
01:13:51I just wanted to be your friend.
01:13:58But somehow our lines got crossed.
01:14:01I got lost on my way through.
01:14:05I didn't want this moment to end.
01:14:09I get surprised from words inside.
01:14:10I hear come out of my own mouth.
01:14:11You give off that energy.
01:14:12Electricity that turns my switches on.
01:14:14Baby, you're everything I need.
01:14:15When you're hiding in my dreams.
01:14:16Baby, you're everything I need.
01:14:18Oh yeah.
01:14:19You're hiding in my dreams.
01:14:21Baby, you're everything I need.
01:14:22Oh yeah.
01:14:23City that turns my switches on
01:14:27Baby, you're everything I need
01:14:31When you're hiding in my dreams
01:14:35Baby, you're everything I need
01:14:39Oh, yeah
01:14:40Fortune cookies always say
01:14:48You'll find the one for you someday
01:14:51But they never give you a sign
01:14:56You can't uncover every rock or stone
01:15:03Looking for someone to make you feel less alone
01:15:07But is that the one you were meant to find?
01:15:13I get surprised from words inside
01:15:17I hear come now
01:15:19Of my own now
01:15:21You give up
01:15:22You give up
01:15:23What do you mean?
01:15:24I hear you?
01:15:24You give up
Be the first to comment