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donald trump being donald trump for 4 minutes and 5 seconds - Wurley
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00:00You've called women you don't like fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals.
00:07Your Twitter account is several...
00:08Only Rosie O'Donnell.
00:12We are also praying for the people of Puerto Rico.
00:18We love Puerto Rico.
00:22Puerto Rico.
00:24Ah!
00:26Ah!
00:28Ah!
00:28Tough hurricane.
00:31One of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water.
00:36Nobody has done more for the black community than Donald Trump.
00:41And if you look, with the exception of Abraham Lincoln, possible exception.
00:46In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in.
00:50They're eating the cats.
00:52They're eating...
00:53They're eating the pets.
00:55All I know about magnets is this.
00:57Give me a glass of water.
00:58Let me drop it on the magnets.
00:59That's the end of the magnet.
01:01And I told Abdul, don't do it anymore.
01:03You do it anymore.
01:04You're going to have problems.
01:05And he said, why do you send me a picture of my house?
01:07I said, you're going to have to figure that out, Abdul.
01:10And for 18...
01:11Just a yes or no, you still do not have a plan.
01:13I have concepts of a plan.
01:14And I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there,
01:21they said, oh my God.
01:25That's unbelievable.
01:27I had to say it.
01:28No, get those lights off.
01:33Off.
01:34Turn them off.
01:35They're too bright.
01:37Turn them off.
01:38Turn them off.
01:39Let's go.
01:40Ready?
01:40Turn off the lights.
01:42Turn off the lights.
01:44I tested positively toward negative, right?
01:46I didn't want to...
01:47Excuse me.
01:48One second.
01:48No.
01:49I didn't want to...
01:49The simple fact is, Donald, you cannot take...
01:51More energy tonight.
01:52I like that.
01:53She was always of Indian heritage.
01:55And she was only promoting Indian heritage.
01:58I didn't know she was black until a number of years ago when she happened to turn black.
02:03You know, it is...
02:04It's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge
02:10of the law in our country.
02:12Because you'd be in jail.
02:13We have a case where a certain country...
02:16India.
02:16How do mine look?
02:17I'm an extremely stable genius.
02:20I am the chosen one.
02:21President Xi and the Chinese...
02:24Tropical storm.
02:26Isai-yes.
02:27Isai-yesis.
02:28Totalitarianism.
02:30Tolerize.
02:31Fresh vegetables.
02:32Fatalities.
02:32Yosemite.
02:33Shifting production to Thailand.
02:35Through phone, through telephone, telephonically, as they say.
02:38You know, granite is unmeltable by blowtorches.
02:40Yes.
02:41China has total respect for Donald Trump and for Donald Trump's very, very large brain.
02:49I never attacked him on his look.
02:52And believe me, there's plenty of subject matter right there.
02:55That I can tell you.
02:57Silence of the Lamb.
02:58Has anyone ever seen the Silence of the Lamb?
03:00The late, great Hannibal Lecter.
03:03He's a wonderful man.
03:05He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner.
03:06And he referred to my hands.
03:10If they're small, something else must be small.
03:12I guarantee you there's no problem.
03:14I guarantee it.
03:16This is a tough business to run for president.
03:18Oh, I know.
03:19You're a tough guy, Jeb.
03:19And we need to have a leader that is principled.
03:22You're never going to be president of the United States by insulting your way to the presidency.
03:26Let's see, I'm at 40...
03:26I'm beating him awfully badly in the polls.
03:29But you're not beating Hillary.
03:30You're not beating Hillary.
03:31Well, then if I can't...
03:32Hey, if I can't beat her, you're really going to get killed, aren't you?
03:37Don't worry about that baby.
03:38I love babies.
03:39I love babies.
03:40I hear that baby crying.
03:41I like...
03:43Actually, I was only kidding.
03:45You can get the baby out of here.
03:47They did a lot of shooting.
03:49And they did a lot of blasting.
03:50Even not going through the front door.
03:52You know, you think you go through the door.
03:54If you're a normal person, you say, knock, knock.
03:58May I come in?
04:01Bye.
04:02Bye.
04:02Bye.
04:03Bye.
04:04Bye.
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