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El Viejo Me Tiró Toda La Noche
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00:00I may be hanging up my uniform.
00:19Make America great again! Make America great again!
00:23Breaking news! The mysterious and highly respected general officially announced his retirement
00:32three months ago, marking the end of an extraordinary military career filled with countless achievements.
00:39Reports confirm that this national hero is now recuperating at an exclusive care facility.
00:44We wish him a peaceful and fulfilling retirement.
00:47Man, that general. What a hero.
00:55Three months of putting up with me, that couldn't have been easy. Thank you.
01:01It's fine. I'll just pretend that you're a big deal war hero instead.
01:08You sure look like you went through a war.
01:11Maybe I am.
01:17Well, if you are such a big shot, you'd be in the VIP ward. Not here. With us.
01:29Maybe I just want to have a nice quiet life. Meet a great woman like you. Enjoy the peace.
01:41Okay, this is crazy and presumptuous, but...
01:53Would you... marry me?
01:57Oh. Wait. Aren't you already married?
02:03Uh, um... well I'm, um, I'm divorced... officially.
02:09Yeah, uh, I have two kids. I have a daughter who has her struggles, and... a son who's in the Army, and I have to find a way to cut ties with my ex for good.
02:18a son who's in the army and i have to find a way to cut ties with my ex for good
02:28but look i'm 50 and you're 50 and i i could take care of you we could take care of each other i
02:37don't know just think about it oh did you just no sorry uh that was a reaction
02:48you slut seducing old men again you're pathetic how many times do i have to tell you nobody wants
03:02a crusty old bag of sand like you give me your paycheck i'll beat it out of you done doing this
03:10with you travis we are divorced i am not your wife anymore and i can date whoever i want and i need
03:16that money i'm saving it for selena's treatment oh selena stop wasting your money on that vegetable
03:23give it to me because daddy needs a drink not a chance you are still my wife everything that's
03:30yours is mine you think this old man is gonna do something to save you you're useless you got no
03:39skills no youth nothing useless enough i am not your wife anymore
03:52you dare defy me you're gonna regret that
03:54you think you are i'm the head of security of this nursing home yeah and you deserve that
04:08ain't no woman like that real tough guy aren't you yeah let me tell you something don't press your luck
04:13with me or i might just end you right here you're gonna pay for that oh let me get someone to come back
04:22here teach you a lesson leave frank out of this between you and me hey you okay yeah yeah yeah i'm
04:38i'm fine thank you for stepping in you didn't have to get involved that's not how i was raised
04:45a gentleman doesn't just uh stand by and watch i guess i owe you one
04:57yeah well i mean you did say you wanted to get married right
05:03yeah please forget i said anything i don't want to drag you into this mess
05:09no let's get married oh like you said you're 50 i'm 50 seems like perfect timing to me
05:22i thought no one would ever want someone like me a woman my age with no money but now that frank is
05:48my husband and travis is finally out of the picture i'm determined to take good care of him
06:04hey yeah i wanted to look into some kid he's in the army um mother's name is grace donovan yeah take
06:25special care of him oh also find me the best neurologist to cure frank come on okay
06:41everyone tell you you look like a flight attendant no but that's not nice
06:47grace sneaking out again during work hours huh trying to ditch your responsibility i'm going to
07:02report you to the manager say goodbye to your paycheck i didn't sneak off i got approval from
07:07the head nurse to take time off yeah well i don't care that little paycheck of yours is going to cover my
07:13next manicure you have no right to do this really this how things work around here huh you're just a
07:34receptionist who gave you the right to judge an employee i know you you're the old man from the
07:40regular ward playing hero to oh wait not a girl an old broke washed up lady perfect match
07:53maybe i should file a complaint about you do you think wearing a suit makes you important this is
07:59an internal matter who do you think you are sticking your nose in it you sick old man what if i insist
08:07on getting involved then i guess i'd have to throw you two out of here really why don't you call
08:11your boss see if he's brave enough to do that my boss please do you really think you're important
08:19enough to have a meeting with someone like him get real i already have even your boss shows me respect
08:26the retired general as if look at her even she doesn't believe your ridiculous nonsense
08:42meredith frank didn't mean to oh i get it grace you brought this old geezer in here to stand up to me
08:49that's so cute listen i respect women but don't press your luck with me you might not like the
08:55consequences listen i i'm sorry i should have told you about my leave earlier could could you please
09:03just let this go this time sorry's not gonna work right now you skipped work and brought this old fossil
09:14in here to disrespect me now kneel down on the glass
09:20and beg for forgiveness or you can kiss your job goodbye you're just doing this to humiliate me
09:27of course i am and if you don't do what i say your little old boyfriend here will be kicked out
09:33and will be wandering the streets she's the manager's mistress that is why she's acting like this
09:39maybe maybe i can get another job but you're injured you have to stay here
09:55great wait look don't let her treat you like you don't have to kneel down to bullies i will get
10:02you justice i promise you it's all this ruckus about oh honey grace was sneaking out during work
10:10hours again and this mean old fossil was being rude to me but grace i remember you asked for time
10:16off didn't you yes yes thank you mr gibbons please can you explain to her she won't let me go
10:22she disrespected me that was her real mistake she should know her place
10:37really hitting an employee in public you've got some nerve the hell are you get your goddamn hands
10:43off me honey honey frank frank i'm fine i don't want you getting involved
10:46you nosy old man you know this is my employee and i will deal with her any way that i see fit
10:55grace what are you trying to do you trying to make me and this whole place look bad no i'm just trying
10:59to explain what happened you have no idea of right and wrong she is the one who's causing trouble
11:06i am warning you two there is an old general that moved in here three months ago and if you stir up
11:12trouble we might just shoot you both no no no i i can apologize please why my daughter doesn't
11:19grace you don't have to apologize and you don't have to be afraid okay generals do not go around
11:25shooting people for fun workplace bully huh let me guess you guys been treating her like this from day
11:31one so what what are you gonna do about it hero how about i call in security here to see who's got
11:38the bigger punch security your turn gotcha now you little piece of crap
11:58today's the day you're done for how about this how about i call the army have them surround this
12:09place with an atmosphere this toxic maybe a little military intervention is just what you need
12:15this is the general there's been harassment and abuse here my wife is being mistreated
12:29i'd like to have the nursing home surrounded in 10 minutes yes sir
12:35wait grace isn't travis your ex-husband and now your new lover thinks he's a retired general
12:43this is comedy gold yeah he's a general and i'm the president of the united states what's next huh
12:52this old lunatic here just playing military dress up yeah big legs like that don't stay in the regular
12:58ward they like the vip experience you have the discounted room well that'll explain why he has a
13:05bargain been caregiver here believe it or not i am that general okay let's say you are telling the
13:14truth do you know what a real general would do if you offended him you better watch yourself frank
13:21please thank you for protecting me but maybe maybe we don't take this any further i don't want to get
13:26you in trouble with that general see she doesn't even buy your story you're cooked old man
13:44wait why are there helicopters here what's going on
13:47nice try old man you almost had us fooled i bet you saw those choppers on your way in decided to
13:58try to fake it guess you didn't think they'd fly off so soon huh that makes so much more sense no way
14:03they could get here that fast look you can believe whatever you want but the people i called they're
14:08gonna be here in 10 minutes and when they get here you're all gonna learn a lesson a lesson from you
14:15look at you you're married to grace you couldn't possibly be anybody important you got no class
14:21yeah look at her old and boring not even worth it for free if you ask me not to mention her brilliant
14:27daughter if i was her i would crawl under a rock and stay there it may be true that i work in a low
14:33position but i work hard you have no right to insult me or my daughter enough you guys are nothing but
14:40rude arrogant bullies and you apologize to grace right now or i swear to god you're gonna regret it
14:47security kick them out you're fired and let's see how he handles being homeless you're done this
14:54time old man and grace you'll never defy me again not after this please just leave him out of it he's
15:00just a patient
15:10you want to teach me a lesson you got to learn a few things first
15:13oh how is he so good at fighting yeah he's got unhealed wounds him in the weak spot
15:31frank frank no you've been hurt because of me oh you're bleeding don't move oh that's so much
15:38blood that's so gross don't worry about me just keep an eye on them you can't keep getting hurt
15:44because of me please i'm begging you don't hurt him anymore your old knight's down for the count huh
15:49no one's coming to save you now remember this you don't fight back when i'm teaching you a lesson
15:54grace grace
16:01grace
16:04leave my mom alone
16:12your daughter broke the vase do you have any idea what face that was
16:16that face was donated by the richest man in the state it cost a hundred thousand dollars
16:21you couldn't pay that back in a lifetime this is all your daughter's fault and you're gonna pay
16:26back all of it selena had nothing to do with that travis started this i saw it she knocked it over
16:31clear as day yup it was all her yeah see everyone agrees it was her fault and you better cough up every
16:38nickel or else did i do something wrong no sweetheart you did nothing wrong
16:43yeah he's a good kid i'm proud of you
16:50even with all this sweet talk that doesn't change the fact you still have to pay for that vase
16:55hey nobody look at me that dumb dumb's not my responsibility she's all graces after divorce
17:01you can come after me as much as you want but selena is your daughter how can you just turn your back
17:07on her what kind of father are you what kind of mother are you the kind of sleeps around hey does
17:12your precious little girl know who you really are don't forget i've got pictures
17:18what pictures oh just a few naked pictures i took after beating her one night you better watch your
17:24mouth but i'm going to show them to your husband your son and your daughter let's see how they feel
17:28about you then you really are a jerk what are you going to do about it my son is a sergeant in the
17:39army you better watch yourself or he's going to take care of you wow a sergeant that is impressive
17:44travis you must have raised him right you know maybe we can all have a chat with that general
17:48everyone's been talking about once he gets here yeah exactly yeah my son he's got a real military
17:53career one you couldn't even fake you know those choppers earlier i bet those were his men really
17:58the sergeant who's guiding choppers around you sure about that what's next huh he's running a pentagon
18:04too hey watch it old man when my son gets here you're gonna be bowing down to me travis when the
18:10kids were young you were gambling and drinking i was the one working i was taking care of them i was
18:17paying off your debts do you really think that james would do any of that for you
18:23shut up you and your dumb daughter can go rot in the streets with your useless old fool
18:30how dare you put your hands on her in front of you looking for more trouble
18:37what the hell is going on here
18:42oh it's just your useless old mother causing all this trouble what are you doing here you're messing
18:48everything up i heard they're important people staying here and i've come to pay my respects not
18:52to deal with your drama james please listen i didn't mean for any of yeah right yeah it's just
19:00ruining your moment thank you for your service by the way you're just being a very selfish mother not
19:05surprising didn't your son leave you anyway you probably got sick of your nonsense maybe try learning
19:12something useful for once oh wait you probably can't because of that dumb brain of yours i don't
19:18want to hear it all i see is you making a scene again first you ruined my childhood now you're trying
19:26to ruin my career too what are you talking about i'm your mother i did everything i could to raise you
19:32everything you dumped me in daycare ran off to work without bringing back any money and you think
19:41that's your best your father gambled and drank away everything your sister needed treatment what other
19:48choice did i have but to work care money you didn't do any of that you're a bad mother don't you listen
19:59to a word he's saying you are an amazing mother you are kind you are loving and you are brief
20:10slima loves me forever an amazing mother look at her lover standing right there what a joke
20:19who the hell are you
20:24oh he's just a patient living in the regular ward oh and by the way that's your mother's
20:28new husband you got married without telling me you owe me care and money instead you're taking
20:37care of this old guy your father wouldn't stop harassing me beating me demanding money i had no
20:45choice i had to marry frank to escape him and frank frank is a real man he's nothing like your father
20:53don't give me excuses and that old man just said that he's a general yeah yeah a general who married
20:59a lazy nanny eight minutes you'll see i never lie big talk old man you swooped in and took my mom
21:08without even telling us fine pay up if you want to keep it otherwise she's not leaving this family
21:23you old head how dare you hit me i'm a sergeant in the army this could have been solved with money but
21:31you won't get away with it that easy
21:36you're a bad person don't hurt my mommy
21:43look at that dumb girl helping out her master congratulations grace you've got yourself a loyal
21:49little mutt at least she's good for something shut up that is my daughter don't you dare insult her you
21:56little threat there you make a fool out of me selena no let go of me you old man this is a family
22:07affair i knew grace had a son but i had no idea how much of a disappointment he'd be looks like i'm
22:13gonna have to teach you a lesson at your mother camp
22:20that's it huh can't even get up you call yourself a sergeant huh huh huh you a man who hits his own
22:29mother you're a disgrace to the army you don't deserve to wear that uniform how does he look more
22:35imposing than my superior as long as i'm here nobody puts their hands on grace and her daughter
22:44my men are six minutes out how is he so good at fighting i don't know it's unbelievable maybe he
22:50is that big shot everyone's been talking about impossible he's just an old frag he's just bluffing
22:56acting like a big shot because he got lucky yeah these two are a perfect match they're both bottom
23:01feeders you've stolen from me threatened me now you humiliate me in front of everyone when does it
23:07end i'll remember everything you did today mark my words your army career it's over you don't deserve
23:14to wear that uniform i'm gonna make sure that you lose it you could pretend all you want but you'll
23:22never be that general he's a man with countless military achievements somebody even the president
23:27respects yeah he's way out of your league grace look at you your wrinkles and your pathetic brain
23:35and zero skills in bed you really think you could seduce a general yeah successful men have always
23:42gone for young women since like forever yeah i've laid a lot of young women but grace you should actually
23:50fix your family it is a real mess instead of acting like a goddamn clown up in here you old mummy take your
23:57little circus act and get out of here nobody wants you around you're just jealous of my mom because
24:04you're mean and you're ugly big words from a little brat you want trouble i'll give you trouble
24:11fuck her up don't worry i already called in back up you're done good job dad he's already hurt let's finish
24:22this toss these two losers and their idiot child onto the streets where they belong i already told you
24:27i am a general looks like you don't believe me general i just checked your registration you're just a nobody
24:39one of my subordinates must have made a mistake when they were filling that out mark my words every
24:53single one of you is going to pay for what you did today you've been doing this goddamn act so long
24:59you're starting to believe in yourself i've seen it before delusional nobody's pretending to be somebody
25:05important yeah you're not getting out of here this easily then try it selena selena selena no selena
25:15selena wake up wake up don't don't scare me please selena wake up grace she needs to go to the
25:23er right now the er is too expensive i i already owe the hospital so much i i i can't afford it james
25:31james please she's your sister help me help me save her i'll pay you back she's no sister of mine she's
25:38just a verdict just let her die and sell her organs at least she'll be good for something right don't
25:44forget you still owe us money you poor old thing i'll give you a chance kneel down and start slapping
25:52yourself for every slap i'll give you 20 bucks the more you slap the more you earn does that sound
25:57fair you are terrible but i fucking love it
26:06grace don't humiliate yourself for them you deserve better listen to me if you want to protect your
26:25daughter you need to be tougher okay i never imagined that this place could have such a toxic
26:31environment makes me regret donating all that equipment to this nursing home okay so the general
26:38act failed and now you're gonna play the billionaire what's next huh yeah i bet you don't even know what
26:43a rich man's credit card looks like yeah rich people have diamonds and black credit cards someone like
26:50you staying in the regular ward i doubt you've even seen a basic platinum card yeah that's right here
26:58use this to pay for salina's medical bills wait a second is that a jpm black bank card that's one of
27:08the top tier ones how he can't even afford the vip board he couldn't possibly own that yeah look it's
27:23clearly a fake okay only a billionaire has this card this sack of no way yeah right a billionaire
27:30married to someone like my mom that's hilarious yeah yeah if he's a billionaire then i guess i'm a
27:36billionaire too good one you all are so blind to see what something's worth you know give it back
27:44god when are you going to get past all this lies this is clearly just a toy it obviously look i'll
27:50break it right now and i bet it'll just break there's not even a goddamn chip in it do that
27:54really ready a jpn black card limited edition there are only three of these in the world
28:12is that really a jpm black card how how could a poor and old woman like grace get such a rich husband
28:21the old man is a fraud he probably stole it yeah my dad's right it's yours prove it it's got my initials
28:34actually it's my card yeah it's real there are only three in the world and i have one of them
28:40of course miss malice is the assistant administrator here she would definitely have one makes perfect
28:46sense yeah it's been missing for a while now guess i figured out who stole it how dare you lie like
28:55that that is my card my name is frank mitchell and i suggest you give that back to me right now my
29:01stepdaughter needs immediate medical attention and i don't have time for your nonsense that's such a
29:05common name you're a nobody miss malice is actually qualified to have that card that's right pretty
29:12convincing then you won't mind just calling the bank check out who owns the card that'll solve it
29:28have you lost your mind you how much it's going to cost to replace that as we already established
29:33it's my card so i can do with it whatever i please and i didn't want to keep anything touched by
29:39someone like you see this one million dollars a million dollars you i didn't want to deal with
29:49someone as pathetic as you today but you caused too much trouble you're fired what no i've just been
29:57protecting my daughter you can't fire me i decided let's ride around around here and right now you're
30:05gonna clean up this mess with your hands or i'm gonna charge you for property damage what i don't push
30:14it in three minutes the army's gonna be here i called them and you guys are gonna play what are you
30:21some knight in shining armor army please the real general's a man of rank and wealth i don't want to
30:29ruin his day with trash like you miss malice you don't even know yet this guy was pretending to be the
30:35general earlier what a joke are you the general yes i am
30:51you still living in your delusion huh miss malice isn't just an administrator she's a socialite
30:59she's rich and well connected and way out of your league you can't fool her look at that outfit that
31:06is a designer label worth more than your whole haircut but you've never seen money like that in your life
31:12you pauper free to malice right last time i checked you were just an assistant administrator pretty sure that
31:19this job doesn't afford that kind of luxury so where's all that money coming from i guess you
31:25didn't know but people in her position have lots of ways to make extra money yeah plenty of favor to be
31:30passed around especially with the big shots who run this place shut up idiots so you've been embezzling
31:39nonsense well then you won't mind if we call the administrator and just double check your story
31:44please don't do that
31:57all right
32:01that'll work for them
32:06dear general on behalf of the staff we are honored to have been able to
32:10to do so no no no no no no that's it's too formal um hey there general how's everything going huh
32:20how you doing that's that's too casual can't have that um general i just wanted to let you know
32:30hello hello how dare they treat the general like that don't worry sir i'll have everything handled
32:49frank do you really think the administrator would help us
32:52don't be stupid he's just bullshitting yeah why would he have the boss's number he clearly just
32:57called some buddy and faked it whatever just make sure she cleans up and then kick them out i have
33:04to visit the general may i join you selena selena no
33:14selena selena no oh my god we need to get out to emergency room right now
33:18okay out of my way no way you caused so much trouble you're not going anywhere yeah let's not
33:29make a scene just pay the price and maybe we'll let you go what do you want simple just get on your
33:35knees and apologize oh and she has to clean all of this up with her hands my daughter's life is in
33:42danger please just let us go i'll clean it when i'm back you heard miss malice you are not leaving
33:48until you're done cleaning you are playing with someone's life here mr hayes um so sorry i'm in the
33:59middle of something middle of what what's going on in the lobby the general is furious i'm on my way
34:07the general angry
34:13hey earlier he said he's the general could he be telling the truth why would mr hayes say that the
34:22general is angry surely he can really be someone important that's ridiculous the general must have
34:29just heard these idiots making noise yeah you're right they ruined my chance to meet him you're the
34:33worst mom ever selena doesn't have much time please please just let us go stay put you're not going
34:40anywhere until mr hayes decides what to do with you i said get the hell out of our way
35:01or i'm gonna make you all regret it please miss malice i will i will do anything you want just
35:06let me take her to the hospital you don't have anything to offer you're the lowest run of the
35:11ladder and that's where you belong just wait mr hayes will be here soon you'll face the consequences
35:18travis please please please this is your daughter this is your sister
35:22waste of money i don't need a sister like her yeah she's better off dead
35:30what the hell's going on here
35:45officer calm down let me handle this as the administrator the general isn't here we have
36:05been giving instructions to staying down administrator handle your staff this should never happen again
36:13he's a national hero
36:34what the hell were you thinking do you not realize what you have done
36:39the general is furious explain yourself now it's grace she's been causing all the trouble she seduced
36:48a patient yeah and she broke the crystal base and didn't pay for it grace no that that doesn't
36:56sound like her she's always kind to the patient it's hard working it's true sir she turned the patient
37:01against us you look at us we're all beat up yeah i could back that up i don't even work here and that
37:09patient he's been acting like he's some big shot general it's ridiculous what are you saying the general
37:15what was here
37:19um calm down boss uh it's just some old guy that married grace
37:26yeah you know grace travis's ex there's no way that an important general would marry a woman who
37:31who was divorced by a security guard
37:36it's promotional it's tipping on all you sir but i looked into this patient and he's just a regular
37:43patient in a regular ward there is nothing to worry about all right that makes sense you
37:50probably just overheard all the noise out here yeah i needed to step out for a bit and address the
38:08bad atmosphere here grace is a great employee take care of her otherwise don't bother keeping your title
38:15as administrator you two are leaders do you understand that you need to take responsibility
38:25the both of you are being demoted and travis your salary's been docked for a month that's not fair
38:34sir this is and no more staff changes grace works hard she's gonna get a raise
38:40what a raise for her do you have a problem with my decision
38:59hey how's she doing good i think listen um don't worry about the bill okay it's
39:05it's been taken care of oh my god are you that's so much money how did you afford that
39:14look it's i'm i have a lot of sorry
39:25hello grace congratulations you can return to work and you're getting a raise really
39:33i'm not fired and i'm getting a raise don't get cocky this is because of a certain someone
39:41just be grateful for the opportunity thank you miss malice
39:48that's amazing congratulations thank you um i i can only imagine how difficult it is to earn
39:56money for you i will pay you back to stop we're married that's what we do for each other okay we
40:01take care of each other i don't want to hear anyone talk about you paying me back
40:10what oh my god oh my god i've been so focused on selena i didn't it's nothing it's the stitches
40:18pulled out don't talk like that this must hurt we're going to the doctor come on come on let's go
40:33i am so sorry for your bad experience here sir please accept my deepest apologies
40:39you can imagine how eye-opening it has been to be here at your little nursing home victor you clearly
40:47are failing in your role as manager aren't you
40:55i'll take care of everything please forgive us you got a lot of shady deals going on victor
41:01clean it up or i'll find someone to do it for you
41:04anyway i'm gonna have a very dear old friend visiting me in a couple days he's the governor of
41:12the state the governor
41:16that's just such an honor please allow me to host a welcome party for you and the governor
41:22yeah that's actually a good idea yeah don't mess it up
41:29now i just need to go and let grace know who i really am
41:34i can't believe grace got a raise it should have been me hey calm down victor's just following
41:49orders as for grace she's nothing she's got no real power here but frida was punished and so were you
41:58you think about it frida's been skimming money for years and all she got was a demotion she's still
42:08got plenty of influence you're right you're right with frida covering for us you'll be back in your
42:14position in no time and after that we'll take down grace and her old knight in shining armor oh and as
42:22for victor when we're with the big guy we'll take him down too the old fool won't even see it coming
42:32miss lark why haven't i received my paycheck it's past the pay date
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