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Adam W

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00:00Hey Adam, can I see you in my office?

00:03Yeah, sure.

00:09Oh.

00:10Have a seat.

00:11Yeah, sure.

00:14How you doing?

00:15I'm doing great.

00:18I got HR on my ass, the board of directors,

00:21the entire company is breathing down my neck

00:24over this diversity issue!

00:27Do you have any idea what they're gonna do to me?

00:30Do you have any idea?

00:31They're gonna punch me in the balls!

00:34Repeatedly!

00:35Over!

00:36And over!

00:37And over!

00:38And over!

00:39Until there's nothing left but nut dust!

00:43What's your job?

00:45I'm the head of the...

00:47No, no, no.

00:48What'd I do?

00:51What is your job?

00:53What's your job?

00:54I'm the head of the diversity department.

00:56Diversity department!

00:57Yes, that's right!

00:59So then explain to me why this new diversity here!

01:02Well, we just hired Steve last week.

01:06Steve?

01:07Do me a favor.

01:08Look at Steve right there.

01:12What color is Steve?

01:15Uh, he's white!

01:16Well, according to Ancestry.com, it actually says he's 4% Cherokee.

01:20He's 3% French!

01:22I don't care!

01:23I don't care!

01:24I don't care!

01:25I don't care!

01:26I don't care!

01:27He's white!

01:28The commissioner is gonna be here by the end of the day!

01:33And if you don't fix our problem by then, you're gonna be out of a job, okay?

01:37You'll be fired!

01:38I assure you that this will all be taken care of.

01:41Oh yeah, you will!

01:42Don't worry about it!

01:43I'll figure it out!

01:44GET OUT!

01:45Oh, and um...

01:46Could you send Stacy in?

01:48Yeah, sure.

01:49Yeah, sure.

02:03Over!

02:04Over!

02:05Over!

02:06Over!

02:07Over!

02:08Over!

02:09Over!

02:10Over!

02:11Over!

02:12Over!

02:13Over!

02:14Over!

02:15Over!

02:16Over!

02:17Over!

02:18Over!

02:19Over!

02:20Where are we with the diversity issue?

02:21Our diversity manager should be here any second with the presentation and I know it.

02:26Here he is right now.

02:27Alright.

02:28Babe.

02:29I'm gonna fuck this up.

02:30Don't worry about that.

02:32I'd like to welcome you to the melting pot of cultural diversity.

02:35In which we call VR Solutions.

02:38Take a look for yourself.

02:44Diversity in the workplace?

02:45What does it mean to you?

02:46Well, I'll tell you what it means to us over here at VR Solutions.

02:49We like to keep it balanced.

02:50Black coffee?

02:51Oh, no.

02:52Let's get some creamer in here and mix it up.

03:00Brown sugar.

03:01How could I forget?

03:02How's that?

03:03Now that's diverse.

03:05You see, here at VR Solutions, we like to hire every color on the spectrum.

03:19Even that guy.

03:21I'll tell you what we don't do here.

03:26Discriminate against the disabled.

03:28Meet our security guard, Tim.

03:30He's blind.

03:31But he gets the job done.

03:37Man, you killing me.

03:38Alright?

03:39I told you.

03:40My cousin said that security guard is blind.

03:41Look.

03:42Look.

03:44Yo!

03:45Who is it?

03:46See?

03:47Let's go.

03:49I'm sure you've heard of companies hiring ex-cons.

03:51But with our new CC program, we like to hire current cons.

03:55Bitch, I'm not gonna tell you again.

03:56Either buy this shit or I'm gonna kill you.

03:59Believe it or not, sales are up.

04:02Yeah, sure we emphasize race around here.

04:05But how about species?

04:07Hey, Michael, how are those TPS reports coming along?

04:09All bark no bite.

04:14Hey, Reggie!

04:15Get back to work!

04:22So come to VR Solutions.

04:24Where we accept anything and everything.

04:26From all walks of life.

04:28Hey, you can't eat him!

04:30Hey!

04:31I gotta get off and he works here!

04:33Cut the camera!

04:40Sir, I just want to let you know that I have no part in the creation of this presentation whatsoever.

04:49The blame falls to-

04:52This is exactly what we need, fellas.

04:55We are changing this company around.

04:57You guys are coming to the top with me.

04:59Thank you, guys.

05:00I have no clue how he got past security.

05:08Stop resisting!

05:10You're gonna go away for a long time, you got me?

05:13Why do you smell so bad?

05:14What is this, huh?

05:15Contraband?

05:16What is that?

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