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00:00:00I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shit the hackers trying to
00:00:13bust through the server firewall this is bad we do something the server is the
00:00:16company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP
00:00:20is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay just relax there's got to be
00:00:26away I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you know
00:00:37fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a
00:00:40large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time that's the
00:00:46times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:56oh my god he's almost the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to launch a
00:01:05DDoS scrape all the personal data
00:01:07Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers and you just owned them dude that was
00:01:13sick I was telling you just some sort of network maintenance lag if it turns out
00:01:17you're a better programmer than I am how the hell did you get so good what you did
00:01:21it just now was legendary wait I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley
00:01:26tech star to develop a next-gen AI neural net was that you all right look I have to
00:01:34tell you later my botnet just trace these hackers IP addresses say we're gonna have
00:01:38to shut them down one by one of one of protect server which is gonna take some
00:01:42time I you guys can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
00:02:12oh god finally
00:02:28god finally
00:02:33oh slide out great hold on liner you did it
00:02:45you're a pro man yeah all in a uh night's work all right I'm gonna get some sleep
00:02:55I'm trying so who's this here a guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts not sure yet I
00:03:16thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could ward off a
00:03:19cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss will put him in a more
00:03:23important role you know I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job
00:03:29description Brenda who the hell is this this is William Dorsey our boss's son he
00:03:37just completed his MBA at Stanford mr. Dorsey will be standing in as CEO while
00:03:42his father deals with some medical issues am I looking at two employees from
00:03:46Dorsey tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess I honestly can't tell sir I
00:03:51can explain zip it Johnny you can't manage yourself let alone your entire team to get
00:03:55out of my face you're fired fired get out I just did that you know what they say about
00:04:07new management it's gonna be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from the chap
00:04:13okay listen up listen up I'm gonna need a hundred and fifty percent every single day none of this
00:04:24half-ass bullshit anymore all right who does he think he is Elon Musk what the hell is this crap okay I
00:04:37need zero distractions in this office leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done
00:04:42for once oh boo-hoo it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of
00:04:55working you're fired excuse me uh Fernanda see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one
00:05:03Dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money right yes sir
00:05:08and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince
00:05:18who the hell are you who am I doesn't matter uh you're fired
00:05:24me you're you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did I did I stutter
00:05:32all right no um that's not uh that's uh that's not what I meant
00:05:38oh Fernanda what does he do um he works in network maintenance what's his salary
00:05:43just about 500k a year oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job
00:05:50what are you doing taking us for a ride no uh look I was I was working all night can I just
00:05:57take a rest you trying to clock in a time and a half for overtime I mean I've heard of a quiet
00:06:02quitting but this is time theft are you HR folks as dumb as these techies or is this
00:06:08some kind of larger scale scam Eric and I might be dating but I can't afford to get
00:06:13dragged into this I need to break up with this loser um he must have pulled some
00:06:19strings to get a higher salary other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him
00:06:23fernanda
00:06:26eric martin you are so fucking fired get your shit and get out of my building
00:06:35all right then eric sir eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack you want to follow him
00:06:47out hey look Jersey tech is still one of the top tech companies in Silicon Valley don't lose your jobs for me
00:06:56okay yeah boss's orders I won't hold it against you uh it's also our one year anniversary
00:07:17right um see you in the lobby
00:07:21what was that about
00:07:27mr dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting
00:07:36CEO
00:07:36it's better to be feared than loved
00:07:40I mean what you want me to show some mercy to your crook boyfriend is that it
00:07:46no he's not you deserve so much better I mean what would you prefer an unemployed loser
00:07:55or um let's see you
00:07:58just a sec busy guy oh what's up dad
00:08:10my heart's acting up again
00:08:13you'll have to take over the company for now
00:08:15also there's an important matter you need to know about
00:08:19yeah um what's the important matter
00:08:22we have an employee Eric whatever you do make sure to be good to him
00:08:27Eric
00:08:29Eric Martin
00:08:33isn't that the guy I just laid off
00:08:37William you there
00:08:39yep uh just a second
00:08:42do we have any other employee named Eric
00:08:45this is the employee list
00:08:51yep
00:08:51I was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally poached
00:08:55he's in charge of our next gen AI development
00:08:58the company's future is in his hands
00:09:01uh yes
00:09:02Eric Martin AI development I see him
00:09:04Eric Martin AI development
00:09:06one of the top tech visionaries in Silicon Valley
00:09:10this the guy
00:09:11yeah that's him
00:09:13Eric Martin
00:09:14there's another employee with a similar name who's always slacking on the job
00:09:18fire him when you get the chance
00:09:20don't worry dad I already did
00:09:22huh guess that sucker I fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all
00:09:26attaboy
00:09:27keep it up
00:09:28once I'm feeling better I'll come around and see how things are going
00:09:31yeah just focus on getting better dad
00:09:33I got this
00:09:34no I told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser
00:09:42so who's it gonna be
00:09:45it's gonna be
00:09:47what the fuck do you want
00:09:52uh miss Dorsey
00:09:54um
00:09:54uh you
00:09:55spit it out man what's up
00:09:58the company server just crashed
00:09:59you talk to me
00:10:04it's bad sir the customer complaints are getting out of control
00:10:06what should we do sir
00:10:07Eric saved us during the last cyber attack
00:10:09so if we can just get him here then boom
00:10:11problem solved
00:10:13Fernanda you got his number right
00:10:14why don't you give him a call
00:10:16Eric what a dick
00:10:24forgets his tablet
00:10:25amelioration algorithm
00:10:29wait
00:10:30is this the code
00:10:32that fixes the server loophole
00:10:35oh damn this is good
00:10:38hello
00:10:42Eric the company server crashed
00:10:44get over here and help us
00:10:46mr. Dorsey said that if you fix it you'll be generously rewarded
00:10:49on my way
00:10:50with Eric's codes I can plug the loophole
00:10:55everyone will think I'm a hero
00:10:57so
00:11:02he said he's got it
00:11:03thank god
00:11:04well
00:11:10you still hear some questions
00:11:12hammer me
00:11:14Eric and I weren't a thing
00:11:17I was just leaning him on
00:11:20I choose you of course
00:11:22Smith
00:11:23Smith
00:11:30god
00:11:31Fernando's supposed to be off a half hour ago
00:11:33where is she
00:11:34screw it
00:11:36I'm going up
00:11:38you fucking asshole
00:11:48fucking asshole
00:11:52stop it
00:11:55you're acting like a child
00:11:57as if you never saw this coming
00:12:00what are you doing kissing this douchebag
00:12:02watch your mouth
00:12:03I can do whatever I want
00:12:05with whoever I want
00:12:07you bastard
00:12:09she's
00:12:11Eric
00:12:22you and me
00:12:25are over
00:12:27Fernanda
00:12:30are you serious
00:12:32that pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt
00:12:36why are you doing this
00:12:37Eric I told you we're done
00:12:39why would I waste my time
00:12:41with an unemployed loser like you
00:12:44keep it
00:12:59at least you'll have something to jerk off to
00:13:02oh damn
00:13:04yeah so
00:13:06I'm rich
00:13:07I'm handsome
00:13:09and you
00:13:10you're an unemployed loser
00:13:12let's go home and be your meat man
00:13:14Fernanda you're the reason I even stayed at door sex
00:13:20shut up
00:13:21who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway
00:13:24we're done
00:13:26you're gonna pay for this
00:13:32hold it
00:13:33you're in trouble now
00:13:35bitch
00:13:36and you are
00:13:47it's an honor to meet you
00:13:50Mr. Dorsey
00:13:50I'm here to report
00:13:52that under my guidance
00:13:53our systems are back up
00:13:55and running normally
00:13:55you're Eric Martin
00:13:57I am
00:13:58you can see why my father spoke so highly of you
00:14:02idiots
00:14:02do they really not know
00:14:03I'm taking credit for that loser Eric's work
00:14:05whatever
00:14:06as long as the boss's son likes me
00:14:09I can keep climbing the ladder
00:14:11Mr. Dorsey
00:14:12I know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company
00:14:16right after you were fired
00:14:19the system crashed
00:14:20there's reason to believe that this was your attempt
00:14:24at revenge
00:14:25boss
00:14:35good news
00:14:37Eric Martin
00:14:38that tech Liz you had on your radar
00:14:39he just left Dorsey tech
00:14:41he did?
00:14:43mm-hmm
00:14:43it happened 10 minutes ago
00:14:44he was fired by the CEO's son William
00:14:46ha
00:14:47that's hilarious
00:14:50I want to see the look on that old hag
00:14:52at Asher Dorsey's face when he realizes
00:14:54that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son
00:14:58but boss Hendrix tech is just a mid-level start-up
00:15:01will someone as talented as someone really want to join us?
00:15:04we have to get him on our side
00:15:06by any means necessary
00:15:09you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in AI modeling is
00:15:15get the car ready
00:15:17I'm going to the Dorsey office
00:15:20and Eric
00:15:21is mine
00:15:23revenge
00:15:29what the hell are you talking about?
00:15:31don't play dumb
00:15:33the systems crashed right after you got fired
00:15:35this couldn't have been a coincidence
00:15:38yet
00:15:38you still deny it
00:15:40bullshit
00:15:41you guys have always looked down at me as some nobody maintenance worker
00:15:45now you're going to blame me when the server gets hacked
00:15:47none of you idiots have any shred of common sense
00:15:52if you had a common sense, you'd have a job
00:15:54I'm not going to argue with you in front of Mr. Dorsey
00:15:57what the hell are you trying to do?
00:16:01you either tell them the truth or they're going to take you to the police station
00:16:03Eric
00:16:04I had no idea you were such a vengeful person
00:16:08what other tricks do you have up your sleeve?
00:16:11better come clean now or you're going to jail
00:16:13all right
00:16:15what are you waiting for?
00:16:20arrest me
00:16:21let's see if you have any real evidence
00:16:23what are you doing man?
00:16:29we don't got handcuffs
00:16:30really?
00:16:32without a shred of remorse?
00:16:35don't you know that Mr. Dorsey is going to make your life a living hell?
00:16:38Mr. Dorsey
00:16:39the way I see it
00:16:41you should teach this asshole a lesson
00:16:43yeah William
00:16:44a scumbag like him should never get away with this
00:16:47no
00:16:48from this day on
00:16:52Eric Martin is now blacklisted from Dorsey Tech
00:16:55and all of its industry partners
00:16:58you know what this means there
00:17:03you're now kicked out of Silicon Valley bro
00:17:06I just have one question
00:17:10does Asher
00:17:13the CEO
00:17:14know that I've been fired?
00:17:16why should the CEO be bothered with firing a loser like you?
00:17:20you thought you were real hot shit didn't you?
00:17:25boys
00:17:25let's take him to the police
00:17:27yes sir
00:17:28stop right there
00:17:29there'll be no need to take him away
00:17:41he's joining Hendrix Tech
00:17:43he's joining Hendrix Tech
00:17:49I'll recognize you
00:17:51you're Evelyn Hendrix
00:17:54CEO of Hendrix Tech
00:17:56Eveline
00:17:58what are you doing here?
00:18:01I'm here for you of course
00:18:02I haven't seen you since college
00:18:04what?
00:18:06a dummy like you went to college with her?
00:18:09so is this how Dorsey Tech treats its former employees?
00:18:11I would have expected better from you
00:18:14Ms. Hendrix
00:18:16these are high level conversations between company CEOs
00:18:19someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth
00:18:22Ms. Hendrix
00:18:23this prick Eric has severely
00:18:27I'm sorry who are you?
00:18:29I
00:18:30I'm uh
00:18:31yeah I don't really have time to listen to your jabbering
00:18:33oh my god
00:18:34okay look
00:18:35right after I fired this imbecile
00:18:37our company server crashed
00:18:38he clearly hacked into our system
00:18:40his actions have had serious consequences for our company
00:18:43so yeah man
00:18:44I don't understand why you're challenging me
00:18:46for exposing a cyber criminal
00:18:48did you really not ask your father about who Eric is?
00:18:56of course I asked my father
00:18:58he said that Eric's some kind of slacker
00:19:01who cheated his way into the company
00:19:02slacker?
00:19:06is that really what Asher said?
00:19:10word for word
00:19:10he said
00:19:12fire this loser
00:19:13as soon as you get the chance
00:19:16Asher met with me multiple times
00:19:20and begged
00:19:21for me to come join Dorsey Tech
00:19:23it doesn't make sense that he would change his mind like this
00:19:26take me a break Eric
00:19:27the boss wouldn't waste his precious time recruiting someone like you
00:19:32fine
00:19:34if that's how it's gonna be
00:19:35then there's nothing left to say to you
00:19:37or Dorsey Tech
00:19:40Eric
00:19:43how would you feel about coming over to Hendrix Tech?
00:19:48oh
00:19:48uh
00:19:49you'll be a principal shareholder
00:19:52and you'll also have a salary of 4 million per year
00:19:55I want to make you our lead software engineer
00:19:57I'm sorry
00:20:09a principal shareholder?
00:20:114 million dollar salary?
00:20:14Miss Hendrix
00:20:14you're giving him a lot
00:20:16I mean
00:20:16you're out of your damn mind
00:20:17this woman's got a screw loose
00:20:19you know he was just a maintenance worker at Dorsey Tech
00:20:21right?
00:20:22and now you want to make him a millionaire?
00:20:25uh
00:20:27Evelyn
00:20:28I know you're trying to help
00:20:30but
00:20:30like I don't want the money
00:20:32then
00:20:32would this
00:20:35meet in the day?
00:20:38are you kidding me?
00:20:39this is insane
00:20:40if you join Hendrix Tech
00:20:42you can have
00:20:44anything you want
00:20:45including me
00:20:48okay
00:20:51uh look
00:20:52miss Hendrix
00:20:52you're a self-made woman
00:20:54which I respect
00:20:55so for your own good
00:20:56let me remind you
00:20:57that this loser
00:20:57that you set your mind on
00:20:59is some dick
00:21:00who loves to slack on the job
00:21:02my father said it himself
00:21:03okay
00:21:05alright
00:21:06what's all that
00:21:19see
00:21:21that
00:21:22would be all the things
00:21:23your father gave me
00:21:25the car
00:21:26the money
00:21:27my relationship
00:21:29see they're all yours now
00:21:31you can tell Asher
00:21:33that from this day forward
00:21:34I
00:21:35Eric Martin
00:21:36would finally be severing my ties
00:21:38with Dorsey Tech
00:21:39quit it with the self-pity
00:21:41you didn't deserve those things
00:21:43to begin with
00:21:44it's right that you returned them
00:21:46you guys are shameless
00:21:49you don't even see
00:21:50your employees
00:21:51as human beings
00:21:52miss Hendrix
00:21:55I know that you
00:21:56and Dorsey Tech
00:21:57are competitors
00:21:58yes but
00:21:59to be honest
00:22:00right now
00:22:01we're actually struggling
00:22:02to compete with them
00:22:03don't worry
00:22:05I can help change that
00:22:08I can help change that
00:22:12look at yourself
00:22:14Eric
00:22:14offering to work
00:22:16for a smaller company
00:22:17what a joke
00:22:19I'm sorry
00:22:21a traitor like you
00:22:22doesn't have the right
00:22:23to judge others
00:22:24how dare you
00:22:26the breach of the company
00:22:27server has caused
00:22:28major damage
00:22:29as the perpetrator
00:22:30of this attack
00:22:31I demand you
00:22:32to issue an apology
00:22:33to Dorsey Tech
00:22:34and all of its customers
00:22:35and if you don't
00:22:37I'll have to press charges
00:22:39okay
00:22:40good luck with that
00:22:41what are you gonna do
00:22:43about it
00:22:44you have no choice
00:22:45disposition and apology
00:22:46stop threatening
00:22:48my employee
00:22:49if you insist
00:22:51on escalating this
00:22:52then send a demand letter
00:22:53to Hendrix Tech
00:22:53and we'll see it
00:22:54as a declaration of war
00:22:56we'll avoid what you want
00:22:59that's what you'll get
00:23:00you know what
00:23:03you know what
00:23:07let's go
00:23:15I'd be sick
00:23:16if I stay another second
00:23:17in this shithole
00:23:18Mr. Dorsey
00:23:28don't waste time
00:23:29with those people
00:23:30Eric
00:23:31you've done well
00:23:32I'm gonna sign you
00:23:34the role
00:23:35of lead engineer
00:23:36that's amazing sir
00:23:39thank you
00:23:40uh
00:23:41what about
00:23:42me
00:23:43darling
00:23:44oh don't worry
00:23:45my dear
00:23:45I'll make sure
00:23:47that you're satisfied
00:23:48ew gross
00:23:50I won't let you down
00:23:53good
00:23:53tell me
00:23:55how did you resolve
00:23:55the system's crash
00:23:56um
00:23:57uh
00:23:58fuck
00:23:59the tablet's in the office
00:24:00what should I say
00:24:02I used a one of a kind
00:24:04code
00:24:05that I developed myself
00:24:06to get the server
00:24:07back up and running
00:24:07I can explain it to you
00:24:09in detail later
00:24:10spoken like a true visionary
00:24:12man's even got his own code
00:24:14you know what
00:24:15don't even bother
00:24:16showing it to me
00:24:17I'm sure it's exquisite
00:24:18keep working your magic buddy
00:24:21with you on my team
00:24:22I can relax
00:24:24thank you sir
00:24:25let's go
00:24:27say hello to Dorsey
00:24:34Tech's new lead engineer
00:24:35let's see if anyone
00:24:37looks down on me now
00:24:38hello
00:24:47hi
00:24:48Mr. Dorsey
00:24:49it's Evelyn Hendricks
00:24:50I'm just going to inform you
00:24:53that as of today
00:24:54Hendricks Tech
00:24:55has a force
00:24:55in the AI development race
00:24:57AI development
00:25:00is the crown jewel
00:25:02of Dorsey Tech
00:25:03are you sure
00:25:04you want to challenge us
00:25:05as I said
00:25:07I'm just calling to inform you
00:25:09not to have a discussion
00:25:11hang on a minute
00:25:12that's good
00:25:14what's that sly fox up to
00:25:23she knows I have my lethal weapon
00:25:27Eric
00:25:27so why would she want to go to war
00:25:29with me
00:25:30unless
00:25:33dad what's up
00:25:46tell me you didn't fire Eric
00:25:48uh okay
00:25:52um just
00:25:53just calm down
00:25:53just for a second
00:25:54I only fired the slacker
00:25:56you told me about
00:25:57okay then explain to me
00:25:58why Hendricks Tech
00:25:59is suddenly wanting to go to war
00:26:01with us
00:26:02well I
00:26:04I just tricked her into thinking
00:26:06that she had a chance
00:26:07I mean
00:26:07I'm not an idiot
00:26:09there's no way I would let
00:26:11some lousy slacker
00:26:12bring down our entire server
00:26:14single-handedly
00:26:15but I got Evelyn to believe
00:26:17that Eric really did it
00:26:18she thinks she hit the jackpot
00:26:20but
00:26:20really she's just picking up our trash
00:26:22so you intentionally
00:26:24misled Evelyn
00:26:25she's under the impression
00:26:28that the loser she poached from us
00:26:30is the mastermind
00:26:31behind Dorsey Tech's AI modeling
00:26:33that's why she had the guts
00:26:34to declare war
00:26:35nice job son
00:26:36that shows real initiative
00:26:38I think it's time you take
00:26:41full control
00:26:42of our next-gen
00:26:43AI modeling project
00:26:45r-really
00:26:47dad
00:26:50thank you
00:26:51thank you so much
00:26:52now get to work
00:26:54we are going to make
00:26:56Hendrix Tech
00:26:56the laughing stock
00:26:58of the whole industry
00:27:00all right
00:27:02bye bye
00:27:03I love
00:27:03sir
00:27:08AI modeling
00:27:09is the future of Dorsey Tech
00:27:11William just graduated
00:27:14you sure you want to hand
00:27:15the reins over to him this soon
00:27:16I'd not have given it to him
00:27:18if he was the only one
00:27:18we were counting on
00:27:19don't forget
00:27:20we still have our ace
00:27:22in the hole
00:27:23you mean Eric Martin
00:27:27that's right
00:27:29all I have to do
00:27:31is stay hands off
00:27:32and let him do
00:27:32what he does best
00:27:33as long as we have Eric
00:27:35Hendrix
00:27:36has a snowball's chance
00:27:38in hell
00:27:39plus
00:27:40Evelyn fell for
00:27:42Williams bluff
00:27:43and hired that clown
00:27:44Eric
00:27:44now all we have to do
00:27:47is sit back
00:27:47and watch her
00:27:48self-destruct
00:27:50so now that you've seen
00:28:04the engineering department
00:28:05what are your thoughts
00:28:07it's not bad
00:28:08small group
00:28:10but they're talented
00:28:11all we need is
00:28:12a few programmers
00:28:13with specialized knowledge
00:28:15in the field of AI
00:28:15precisely
00:28:17so
00:28:18is there any chance
00:28:20that our lead engineer
00:28:22Mr. Martin
00:28:23could put together a team
00:28:24I heard that you weren't
00:28:27the only one that
00:28:27William Dorsey fired
00:28:29you've got it all figured
00:28:32out don't you
00:28:32all right
00:28:34give me a minute
00:28:36I'll call the guys
00:28:38welcome
00:28:41come in
00:28:48Mr. Dorsey
00:28:49you wanted to see me
00:28:50yes
00:28:51my father
00:28:53has just put me
00:28:55in charge
00:28:55of our AI
00:28:56modeling projects
00:28:58seeing as your lead engineer
00:28:59I'm putting you
00:28:59in charge of development
00:29:00I
00:29:02sorry
00:29:03is there a problem
00:29:07no
00:29:10not at all
00:29:10don't worry
00:29:13I'm the right man
00:29:14for the job
00:29:14yes
00:29:18William
00:29:20there's been another crisis
00:29:22several key employees
00:29:24from the tech department
00:29:24have resigned
00:29:25the department
00:29:25can't function like this
00:29:27what
00:29:27they just left
00:29:29why
00:29:30they wouldn't say
00:29:31but rumor has it
00:29:32they were poached
00:29:33by a former employee
00:29:34poached by a former
00:29:36fucking Eric Martin
00:29:37William what should we do
00:29:39there's hardly any
00:29:41tech workers left
00:29:41if anyone else resigns
00:29:43we're done for
00:29:43there's no need to freak out
00:29:45you still have me
00:29:46I can fix this
00:29:47yes
00:29:49no
00:29:49with you here
00:29:50we're gonna be all right
00:29:51just
00:29:52what's your solution
00:29:53look
00:29:54we lost a few
00:29:55expendable employees
00:29:56that's it
00:29:57let them walk
00:29:58we'll get better ones
00:30:00I'll make a few calls
00:30:01I like that
00:30:07I like that
00:30:09yes
00:30:11oh
00:30:12fucking Eric Martin
00:30:13oh
00:30:14oh
00:30:14this is all
00:30:16going swimmingly
00:30:17now I can put my own
00:30:18people in key positions
00:30:19soon
00:30:20I'll have the whole
00:30:21company under my thumb
00:30:22Johnny is an excellent programmer
00:30:27he'll be assuming the role
00:30:29of department head
00:30:30and this is Ruby
00:30:31Leon
00:30:32and Mateo
00:30:33they're professional
00:30:34and reliable
00:30:35former co-workers of mine
00:30:36with this team
00:30:37Hendrix Tech's AI work
00:30:39will be in good hands
00:30:40we're all
00:30:41pleased to meet you
00:30:42have a look
00:30:42welcome everyone
00:30:45it's great to have you
00:30:46all on board
00:30:46but I do want to warn you
00:30:48that there is
00:30:49lots of work to do
00:30:50we have a ways to go
00:30:51if we want to compete
00:30:52with Dorsey Tech
00:30:53with Eric at the helm
00:30:55we'll always be
00:30:56one step ahead
00:30:57but Dorsey Tech
00:30:58has already developed
00:30:59their own AI program
00:31:01that
00:31:02it's a trial version
00:31:05if they keep
00:31:06developing based
00:31:07on that model
00:31:07then
00:31:08then
00:31:09what
00:31:10then we won't
00:31:12have to lift a finger
00:31:20we used our experience
00:31:24on the trial version
00:31:25to build a next-gen AI neural net
00:31:27patching up the previous
00:31:28loopholes and weaknesses
00:31:29even if Dorsey Tech
00:31:31analyzes the trial version framework
00:31:33and builds a brand new platform
00:31:35we'll still have the upper hand
00:31:37and if they keep building
00:31:38based on the old trial version
00:31:39then we can just sit back
00:31:41and watch them fail
00:31:42mark my words
00:31:43in this battle for dominance
00:31:45Hendrix Tech
00:31:46is destined for victory
00:31:473 a.m. again
00:31:59okay
00:32:03uh
00:32:09Ms. Hendrix
00:32:10hey
00:32:11come on
00:32:12we're
00:32:12all alone here
00:32:14call me Evelyn
00:32:15are you always
00:32:17this way
00:32:18towards people
00:32:18who are crushing
00:32:19on you
00:32:20crushing on me
00:32:24you still can't tell
00:32:26Eric
00:32:28I like you
00:32:30I felt this way
00:32:31since college
00:32:32you're the
00:32:38prettiest girl
00:32:39on campus
00:32:40I
00:32:40I didn't think
00:32:42you'd go for a guy
00:32:43like me
00:32:44I've never
00:32:45had my sight set
00:32:46on anyone else
00:32:47only you
00:32:49but you were
00:32:50so oblivious
00:32:52and when I
00:32:53finally got the courage
00:32:54to tell you
00:32:55how I felt
00:32:55you disappeared
00:32:57I went abroad
00:32:59to work on a
00:33:00top secret
00:33:00trading project
00:33:02I know
00:33:03you've always been
00:33:05so brilliant
00:33:06back then
00:33:08I
00:33:08I made up my mind
00:33:10I was gonna be
00:33:11with you
00:33:11one day
00:33:12Evelyn
00:33:15I
00:33:16and when I
00:33:17founded Hendrix
00:33:18Tech
00:33:18I wanted to
00:33:19recruit you
00:33:20but
00:33:20that sneaky
00:33:21bastard
00:33:22Asher Dorsey
00:33:23he
00:33:23already had
00:33:25snatched you up
00:33:25I
00:33:27I
00:33:28I see
00:33:28um
00:33:29so
00:33:32if I came
00:33:34closer to you
00:33:35now
00:33:35would you
00:33:37mind
00:33:38I
00:33:40I
00:33:40I
00:33:42I
00:33:43I should
00:33:44uh
00:33:44uh
00:33:45it's
00:33:47late
00:33:48I should
00:33:48probably
00:33:48uh
00:33:49be going
00:33:50where are you
00:33:51gonna go
00:33:52you lost
00:33:54everything
00:33:55when you
00:33:55left
00:33:55Dorsey
00:33:56Tech
00:33:56you
00:33:57kind of
00:33:57have
00:33:58nowhere
00:33:58to go
00:33:59now
00:33:59Evelyn
00:34:06uh
00:34:06let's
00:34:09go
00:34:09go
00:34:12where
00:34:12I'm
00:34:14taking
00:34:14you
00:34:14home
00:34:14this
00:34:22is it
00:34:23from
00:34:26now
00:34:26until
00:34:26the
00:34:27AI
00:34:27project
00:34:27is
00:34:27finished
00:34:28you'll
00:34:28be
00:34:28staying
00:34:28with
00:34:28me
00:34:29for
00:34:30that
00:34:31long
00:34:31you
00:34:32sure
00:34:33that's
00:34:33a
00:34:33good
00:34:33idea
00:34:34I'm
00:34:34your
00:34:34boss
00:34:34remember
00:34:35it'll
00:34:36make
00:34:36it
00:34:36easier
00:34:37for
00:34:37me
00:34:37to
00:34:37supervise
00:34:39you
00:34:40where
00:34:44am I
00:34:45gonna
00:34:45sleep
00:34:45well
00:34:47I
00:34:48only
00:34:48have
00:34:48one
00:34:49bedroom
00:34:49so
00:34:49you're
00:34:51gonna
00:34:51have
00:34:51to
00:34:51share
00:34:51a
00:34:51bed
00:34:51with
00:34:52me
00:34:52oh
00:34:53no
00:34:55that's
00:34:56maybe
00:34:56we
00:34:57probably
00:34:57shouldn't
00:34:57um
00:34:58I'm
00:34:59messing
00:35:00with
00:35:00you
00:35:00my
00:35:01place
00:35:01is
00:35:01huge
00:35:01at least
00:35:02as big
00:35:03as wherever
00:35:03Dorsey had
00:35:03you
00:35:04come on
00:35:05I'll show
00:35:05you your
00:35:05room
00:35:06okay
00:35:08this is what
00:35:12you've got
00:35:13you're
00:35:14fucking
00:35:14useless
00:35:15sir
00:35:16the
00:35:16modeling
00:35:17framework
00:35:17we're
00:35:17working
00:35:18with
00:35:18is
00:35:18extremely
00:35:19complex
00:35:19we'll
00:35:20need
00:35:20at least
00:35:20another
00:35:21month
00:35:21to
00:35:22fully
00:35:22understand
00:35:23it
00:35:24a month
00:35:28not a
00:35:29chance
00:35:29I'm
00:35:30gonna
00:35:30give you
00:35:31three
00:35:32days
00:35:32and I
00:35:32want
00:35:33consistent
00:35:33progress
00:35:34reports
00:35:34sir
00:35:35if we
00:35:35have to
00:35:35rush
00:35:35things
00:35:36there'll
00:35:36be
00:35:36an
00:35:36increased
00:35:36risk
00:35:37for
00:35:37error
00:35:37then you
00:35:38have to
00:35:38work
00:35:38faster
00:35:39and
00:35:39smarter
00:35:40I'm
00:35:40giving
00:35:41you
00:35:41three
00:35:41days
00:35:42Eric
00:35:43Mr.
00:35:44Dorsey
00:35:45how are
00:35:45things
00:35:46you dropped
00:35:47your keyboard
00:35:48oh
00:35:49get back
00:35:50to work
00:35:51Mr.
00:35:53Dorsey
00:35:53things are
00:35:55going
00:35:55great
00:35:55we'll be
00:35:56on stage
00:35:57two
00:35:57in three
00:35:57more
00:35:58days
00:35:58that's
00:35:59good
00:35:59to hear
00:36:00you know
00:36:00I knew
00:36:01I could
00:36:01trust you
00:36:01with this
00:36:02William
00:36:08update me
00:36:09on the
00:36:09AI project
00:36:10don't
00:36:10sweat
00:36:11it
00:36:11dad
00:36:11everything's
00:36:12going
00:36:12according
00:36:12to
00:36:13plan
00:36:13wonderful
00:36:14when our
00:36:15new
00:36:15platform
00:36:15hits the
00:36:16market
00:36:16I'll
00:36:16stop
00:36:16by
00:36:17to
00:36:17congratulate
00:36:17you
00:36:18your
00:36:21father must
00:36:21be so
00:36:22proud of
00:36:22you
00:36:22keep it
00:36:23up
00:36:24once we
00:36:25hit the
00:36:25market
00:36:25I'll be
00:36:25sure to
00:36:25let my
00:36:26father know
00:36:26how valuable
00:36:27you've
00:36:27been to
00:36:27us
00:36:27that's
00:36:28exactly
00:36:28what
00:36:29I
00:36:29need
00:36:29who
00:36:30wants
00:36:30to
00:36:30be
00:36:30just
00:36:31department
00:36:31head
00:36:31if I
00:36:32can
00:36:32keep
00:36:32rising
00:36:33the
00:36:33ranks
00:36:33I'll
00:36:34be
00:36:34the
00:36:34next
00:36:34vice
00:36:34president
00:36:35of
00:36:35Dorsey
00:36:36Tech
00:36:36Mr. Dorsey
00:36:37my job
00:36:39is to
00:36:39put the
00:36:40plans
00:36:40of
00:36:40expert
00:36:40strategists
00:36:41like
00:36:41yourself
00:36:42into
00:36:42action
00:36:42I
00:36:43believe
00:36:43that
00:36:44if
00:36:44I
00:36:44were
00:36:44the
00:36:44vice
00:36:45president
00:36:45of
00:36:45this
00:36:45company
00:36:46I
00:36:46could
00:36:46do
00:36:47that
00:36:47even
00:36:47more
00:36:47effectively
00:36:48if
00:36:49this
00:36:49project
00:36:49does
00:36:50well
00:36:50I'll
00:36:51see
00:36:51what
00:36:51I
00:36:51can
00:36:51do
00:36:51for
00:36:51you
00:36:52really
00:36:52that's
00:36:53great
00:36:53thank
00:36:53you
00:36:53so
00:36:53much
00:36:54sir
00:36:54you're up
00:37:11come on
00:37:20you can keep
00:37:21staring at me
00:37:22over
00:37:23breakfast
00:37:24right
00:37:27breakfast
00:37:29that looks
00:37:33amazing
00:37:33when you're
00:37:40done with
00:37:40breakfast
00:37:41it's straight
00:37:41to work
00:37:41got it
00:37:42yeah
00:37:44of course
00:37:45good
00:37:48and
00:37:49when you're
00:37:50finished
00:37:50with your
00:37:51project
00:37:51I
00:37:53have a
00:37:54reward
00:37:55waiting
00:37:55all right
00:38:08team
00:38:08we have an
00:38:11important sprint
00:38:12coming up
00:38:12we have a lot
00:38:13to do
00:38:14and not a lot
00:38:14of time
00:38:15so let's get
00:38:17to business
00:38:17and some good
00:38:20news for you
00:38:20guys I've
00:38:21been in touch
00:38:22with the
00:38:22financing
00:38:23department
00:38:23and you
00:38:24will be
00:38:24receiving
00:38:25paid trips
00:38:25to an
00:38:26all-inclusive
00:38:26resort in
00:38:27Cancun
00:38:27once we
00:38:28wrap
00:38:28on top of
00:38:33that when we
00:38:34go public
00:38:34you will be
00:38:35receiving a
00:38:36bonus as well
00:38:36as a share
00:38:37in our product
00:38:38revenue
00:38:38here at
00:38:40Hendrix
00:38:41our employees
00:38:42are instrumental
00:38:43in our success
00:38:44and you will be
00:38:45treated as such
00:38:46we're ready to
00:38:49make it happen
00:38:49Ms. Hendrix
00:38:49oh amen
00:38:51Ms. Hendrix
00:38:52we will have
00:38:52good news for you
00:38:53soon
00:38:53yeah the news
00:38:54that we beat
00:38:55Dorsey Tech
00:38:56and with Erica
00:38:57on our side
00:38:57we can't lose
00:38:58beat Dorsey
00:39:00beat Dorsey
00:39:02beat Dorsey
00:39:04beat Dorsey
00:39:06beat Dorsey
00:39:07beat Dorsey
00:39:08beat Dorsey
00:39:09beat Dorsey
00:39:10beat Dorsey
00:39:40you're hopeless
00:39:59both of you
00:40:00sir
00:40:03I
00:40:04don't speak
00:40:06without my
00:40:06permission
00:40:07I give you
00:40:08a simple task
00:40:09and repeatedly
00:40:10you keep
00:40:11screwing it up
00:40:12how did you
00:40:13blockheads
00:40:14get this job
00:40:15working here
00:40:15anyway
00:40:16we have a
00:40:18whole AI
00:40:18framework
00:40:19that's just
00:40:19waiting to be
00:40:20used
00:40:20yet you keep
00:40:21twiddling your
00:40:22thumbs
00:40:22either
00:40:24you finish
00:40:25this by the
00:40:25deadline
00:40:26or you can
00:40:26get the fuck
00:40:27out
00:40:27is that clear
00:40:28yes sir
00:40:30dad didn't tell
00:40:33me this Eric
00:40:33guy had such
00:40:34a hot temper
00:40:35and didn't Eric
00:40:36say everything
00:40:36was going fine
00:40:37was I wrong
00:40:38to trust him
00:40:39mr. Dorsey
00:40:48what are you
00:40:49doing here
00:40:50tell me the
00:40:51truth
00:40:51are we on track
00:40:52to make the
00:40:52deadline or not
00:40:53I can assure you
00:40:54we're doing fine
00:40:55we're just adding
00:40:56a few finishing
00:40:57touches so
00:40:57things are a bit
00:40:59hectic
00:40:59good
00:41:01well don't be
00:41:02afraid to ask
00:41:03any questions
00:41:03okay
00:41:04don't want
00:41:05any slip-ups
00:41:05got it
00:41:07darling
00:41:12not
00:41:13not now
00:41:14get me the
00:41:14reports
00:41:15ask for them
00:41:15let's see
00:41:23where you'd be
00:41:24without your
00:41:24daddy's money
00:41:25you little
00:41:25shit
00:41:25the fuck
00:41:28are you looking
00:41:28at
00:41:28get back to
00:41:29work
00:41:29and this time
00:41:30I want
00:41:31results
00:41:31miss Hendrix
00:41:41I've just been
00:41:42informed that
00:41:43Dorsey Tech's
00:41:43next-gen AI
00:41:44platform is
00:41:45nearing completion
00:41:45it's just a
00:41:46matter of time
00:41:47before it hits
00:41:47the market
00:41:48really
00:41:48that fast
00:41:50well there's a
00:41:51cocktail party
00:41:51three days from
00:41:52now
00:41:52Dorsey's gonna be
00:41:53there announcing
00:41:54their new product
00:41:55and pitching to
00:41:56investors
00:41:56they're taking
00:41:58things to the
00:41:58next level
00:41:58that William
00:42:00Dorsey is
00:42:01really milking
00:42:02all his
00:42:02connections
00:42:03if this goes
00:42:04well for them
00:42:04we're gonna be
00:42:05in a difficult
00:42:05spot
00:42:05well that much
00:42:06is obvious
00:42:07but I don't
00:42:08good thing
00:42:09we're finished
00:42:09too
00:42:09what
00:42:11really
00:42:12why would I
00:42:14lie
00:42:14we've been
00:42:15right on pace
00:42:15with Dorsey
00:42:16this whole time
00:42:17plus
00:42:17the sooner
00:42:18they want
00:42:18to go public
00:42:19the easier
00:42:19it'll be
00:42:20for us
00:42:20why would it
00:42:22be better
00:42:22for us
00:42:23Evelyn
00:42:25remember what
00:42:27I told you
00:42:27when I first
00:42:28came on board
00:42:28Dorsey Tech
00:42:31has already
00:42:32developed
00:42:32their own
00:42:33AI program
00:42:33that
00:42:35it's a
00:42:37trial version
00:42:37if they keep
00:42:39developing
00:42:39based on that
00:42:40model then
00:42:40then
00:42:41what
00:42:42then
00:42:44we won't
00:42:45have to
00:42:45lift
00:42:45the
00:42:45finger
00:42:46hmm
00:42:54so
00:42:55what
00:42:55you're
00:42:56saying
00:42:56is that
00:42:57Dorsey Tech
00:42:57has been
00:42:58building off
00:42:59of the
00:42:59trial version
00:43:00that you
00:43:00made
00:43:00it's the
00:43:01only way
00:43:01they could
00:43:01have built
00:43:02it so
00:43:02fast
00:43:02it's a
00:43:03rough draft
00:43:04with a
00:43:04whole mess
00:43:04of flaws
00:43:05I wouldn't
00:43:05make a
00:43:05second
00:43:06time
00:43:06Evelyn
00:43:07there's
00:43:08nothing
00:43:08for us
00:43:09to worry
00:43:09about
00:43:09that
00:43:10does
00:43:11make
00:43:11sense
00:43:11well
00:43:12then
00:43:12good
00:43:12thank you
00:43:14I'm grateful
00:43:15to you
00:43:15and the
00:43:15team
00:43:16for all
00:43:16your
00:43:16hard
00:43:16work
00:43:17tell
00:43:18everyone
00:43:18in the
00:43:18tech
00:43:18department
00:43:19that
00:43:19they
00:43:19can
00:43:19take
00:43:20the
00:43:20next
00:43:20three
00:43:20days
00:43:20off
00:43:21they'll
00:43:21need
00:43:21their
00:43:22rest
00:43:22before
00:43:22we
00:43:22bring
00:43:22product
00:43:23to
00:43:23market
00:43:23yes
00:43:24Ms. Hendrix
00:43:25this
00:43:29is a
00:43:29big
00:43:29day
00:43:29for
00:43:29us
00:43:30why
00:43:34don't
00:43:34we
00:43:34end
00:43:34it
00:43:34with
00:43:34a
00:43:35drink
00:43:35aren't
00:43:39you
00:43:39a
00:43:39lightweight
00:43:39who
00:43:42said
00:43:42that
00:43:42I
00:43:44can
00:43:44handle
00:43:44my
00:43:44liquor
00:43:45Eric
00:43:45Martin
00:43:45I
00:43:59knew
00:44:00you
00:44:00could
00:44:00be
00:44:00fun
00:44:01I
00:44:01knew
00:44:01it
00:44:02I
00:44:02told
00:44:02you
00:44:03see
00:44:05that's
00:44:06why
00:44:07that
00:44:07last
00:44:07week
00:44:07was
00:44:07a
00:44:08bad
00:44:08idea
00:44:08it
00:44:09was
00:44:09a
00:44:09good
00:44:09idea
00:44:10and
00:44:10I
00:44:10could
00:44:11have
00:44:11had
00:44:11at
00:44:12least
00:44:12two
00:44:12more
00:44:13yeah
00:44:13yeah
00:44:14no
00:44:15I'm
00:44:15you absolutely
00:44:16could
00:44:16definitely
00:44:17you think
00:44:18that you
00:44:18are wild
00:44:19okay
00:44:21no
00:44:22no
00:44:22no
00:44:23super easy
00:44:27Eric
00:44:33now do you
00:44:35believe I want
00:44:36a guy like
00:44:36you
00:44:37maybe you
00:44:42want to
00:44:42sober up
00:44:44I'm sober
00:44:51enough
00:44:52and what I
00:44:55want
00:44:56is you
00:44:57William
00:45:09we've been
00:45:11together for
00:45:11some time
00:45:11now
00:45:12and my
00:45:13feelings
00:45:13for you
00:45:13have only
00:45:14grown
00:45:14stronger
00:45:14by the
00:45:15day
00:45:15let's
00:45:17get
00:45:17married
00:45:18hey
00:45:23where
00:45:24are you
00:45:24everyone's
00:45:25out here
00:45:26celebrating
00:45:26and
00:45:27you're
00:45:28a no
00:45:28show
00:45:29what a
00:45:30buzz
00:45:30kill
00:45:30I'm
00:45:32coming
00:45:33no
00:45:34that's
00:45:35all right
00:45:35you know
00:45:35everyone's
00:45:36everyone's
00:45:37leaving
00:45:38don't bother
00:45:39bye
00:45:41hey
00:45:46hey
00:45:46where'd you
00:45:48go
00:45:48I missed you
00:45:49it's fine
00:45:52he just had a bit
00:45:55too much to drink
00:45:56you know
00:45:57there is a killer
00:45:59martini spot
00:45:59right up the street
00:46:00oh
00:46:01I can get the bartender
00:46:02to whip up
00:46:03something special
00:46:03for me
00:46:04I'd like that
00:46:05what
00:46:05mm-hmm
00:46:07oh you're so much
00:46:08hotter than that
00:46:09bitch Fernanda
00:46:09you're just a climber
00:46:11who hops from her
00:46:11absolutely
00:46:12and you know
00:46:13she's the kind of
00:46:14woman you throw
00:46:15some money at
00:46:15and then send her
00:46:16away
00:46:16that's who she is
00:46:18William
00:46:18how could you do
00:46:20this to me
00:46:20you know
00:46:24she
00:46:24the funny thing
00:46:25is
00:46:26she thinks
00:46:27I actually
00:46:27love her
00:46:28I bagged
00:46:29a hundred
00:46:29babes
00:46:30that are
00:46:30better than
00:46:31her
00:46:31she's
00:46:32delusional
00:46:33ugh
00:46:35how pathetic
00:46:35probably just
00:46:37broke up
00:46:37with her
00:46:38boyfriend
00:46:38or something
00:46:39yeah
00:46:43who gives
00:46:44a shit
00:46:44you know
00:46:46I'm gonna
00:46:46break up
00:46:46with Fernanda
00:46:47soon
00:46:47and I'll
00:46:48be waiting
00:46:49for you
00:46:49daddy
00:46:51oh
00:46:52shit
00:46:54goddammit
00:46:58what have I done
00:47:01it's going to be
00:47:04so awkward
00:47:05at work now
00:47:06and I didn't even
00:47:07get the chance
00:47:08to propose
00:47:09to William
00:47:10goddammit
00:47:13what have I done
00:47:14Eric
00:47:18it's so cold
00:47:21Eric
00:47:24it's fine
00:47:43I already saw
00:47:44everything last night
00:47:45anyway
00:47:46how do I look
00:47:52beautiful
00:47:57come on
00:48:00get up
00:48:00I have your suit
00:48:02ready too
00:48:02where
00:48:04are we going
00:48:05where else
00:48:07we're gonna go
00:48:08crash
00:48:08Dorsey
00:48:08tech's
00:48:09little cocktail
00:48:09party
00:48:10what are you doing
00:48:35hiding over here
00:48:36I told you
00:48:38you're here
00:48:38as my girlfriend
00:48:39we have to
00:48:41look the part
00:48:42Mr. Dorsey
00:48:43with money
00:48:45like yours
00:48:46there must be
00:48:47plenty of other
00:48:48girlfriends
00:48:48you can call
00:48:49okay
00:48:50what's gotten
00:48:51with you
00:48:51you want me
00:48:52to cut your salary
00:48:53or something
00:48:54cause I can do that
00:48:55whatever
00:48:55just wait
00:48:57until I'm wasted
00:48:58drunk words
00:48:59are sober thoughts
00:49:00okay
00:49:01Mr. Dorsey
00:49:03oh
00:49:03let's have a toast
00:49:05thank you
00:49:06to winning over
00:49:08the investors
00:49:08and taking over
00:49:10the market
00:49:10by storm
00:49:11cheers
00:49:13cheers
00:49:14cheers
00:49:15oh
00:49:30fuck
00:49:31hmm
00:49:33good
00:49:34well well well it is my little rat i fired from dorsey tech
00:49:53miss hendrix see you've taken quite a liking to uh this loser an idiot right here why wouldn't i
00:50:03like eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new ai platform firing him was your loss
00:50:11okay thanks to mr dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts dorsey tech ai platform is now
00:50:22reaching the market you talk a big game but the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails
00:50:29so so what's uh really funny about that is that we're about to release our own ai platform
00:50:40oh is that so well you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you use to
00:50:47make a platform that no one's gonna use burn dude you hear that yeah i would say our monopoly
00:50:55on the tech industry is secure so miss hendrix why don't you go on that little love train
00:51:01straight to bankruptcy we'll see which product no one wants to use wow jesus eric didn't we like
00:51:10just break up look at you i already head over heels for another woman
00:51:15excuse me
00:51:19what's up talk to me um do you have any idea where i am
00:51:24what
00:51:25uh the server crashed
00:51:29okay yep okay yep um what the fuck server crashed i'll make a call yeah make a call it'll be fixed
00:51:39in a minute yeah that's um wow he's got it yeah yeah you got it use the amelioration algorithm
00:51:47yes do it amelioration algorithm that's what i call the code i saved in my tablet but it's only
00:51:55for emergencies it won't solve the core problem wait did eric steal my tablet another server crash
00:52:02huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure people are gonna trust your new product
00:52:08uh yeah this doesn't concern you at all uh what's up man we figured out yeah
00:52:15got it fixed no big deal no big deal
00:52:18wait did you just say the company's server crashes no big deal this is an internal affair
00:52:28and you were driven out so i would keep your mouth shut the amelioration algorithm is for
00:52:36emergencies only it won't address the core issue so the concurrency bug will just lead to more data
00:52:41corruption and more system crashes such a new mistake if you understood code you know that
00:52:48oh my god if you would understand code you wouldn't dude like seriously do you hear yourself
00:52:53what do you know take your bullshit theories somewhere else please man right what do i know
00:53:01i wrote the amelioration algorithm what did you just say
00:53:05i wrote the amelioration algorithm i'm in hr and the boss still didn't tell me about the mysterious
00:53:15tech genius he hired was it really eric all along oh what have i done shut up what mr dorsey you can't
00:53:24believe a word they say they are our competitors right believe whatever you want what a dumpster fire
00:53:32let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call him honey
00:53:39yeah so back when i recruited eric i made the terms very clear i told him he could have whatever he wanted
00:53:48including me i'm not like some people ignoring talents and abusing their trust what
00:53:54i have an image to maintain yes of course
00:54:03so what you're saying is it's not that i don't respect hendrick's tech dorsey is less an investment risk
00:54:20and they have greater potential i can't justify choosing your product over theirs
00:54:25mr brown we're a risk worth taking once you see our ai platform i guarantee you'll want to reconsider
00:54:33bravo bravo it was quite an inspiring sales pitch miss hendrick's
00:54:39you must be mr dorsey's son it's a great pleasure
00:54:44miss hendrickson and i were just having a little chat
00:54:47naturally i'll still be investing in dorsey tech
00:54:50yeah so um if you're here chasing investments i would suggest you just give up and go home
00:54:55with us here you won't get a rent sent from those guys
00:54:58that's right over 90 of the guests here have already invested in our new ai tech program
00:55:05best get out while you still can
00:55:09i'm afraid they're right we've already spent our investment money in promoting dorsey's new ai platform
00:55:15so and i can assure you that any investment you've made will not be wasted and your money will be
00:55:22paid back in tenfold
00:55:23at dorsey tech we treat our partners like family and that's why we love doing business with you
00:55:28if i were you i'd cut my losses and take my leave
00:55:32get out unless you also want to invest in dorsey tech
00:55:38hey let the jerks have their fun they won't be laughing for too much longer
00:55:46sounds like a plan
00:55:57miss hendrix
00:56:06didn't you just tell us to get lost
00:56:10i didn't want to offend mr dorsey back there it was all an act
00:56:13well that sounds professional then what do you want
00:56:17miss hendrix
00:56:18investors know how to hit their bets
00:56:20what hendrix tech is doing is impressive and i want to offer my help
00:56:25i know you need funds to promote your products and i want to assist with that
00:56:31but you need to sign a contract first
00:56:34no way am i signing a contract with you
00:56:37at least hear the terms
00:56:38if your ai product tops dorsey techs
00:56:41you pay nothing
00:56:43if they win
00:56:45you pay everything back
00:56:47what do you say
00:56:48that's a lot of money we're talking about
00:56:51hmm
00:56:51well it's definitely risky
00:56:53but
00:56:54i trust eric
00:56:56mr brown
00:56:58we accept your offer
00:57:00today dorsey techs highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform
00:57:11ai plus was released in the united states
00:57:13on its first day
00:57:14ai plus has already gained more than 10 million users
00:57:18completely eclipsing the efforts of their chief competitor
00:57:20hendrix tech
00:57:22which also launched their new platform
00:57:24ai king on the same day
00:57:25everyone hendrix has guts
00:57:29i'll give her that
00:57:31but dropping her new product on the same day as us
00:57:34that is career suicide
00:57:37let's get to the office griffin
00:57:39yes sir
00:57:49relax mr dorsey
00:57:51hendrix tech is no threat
00:57:53yeah i i know
00:57:55remember when you said that if this project went well
00:57:57you'd promote me to vice president
00:57:59yeah i i remember but ai plus has just barely hit the market
00:58:03we can't even call it a success yet
00:58:05right true
00:58:06yeah
00:58:07i have news
00:58:12talk to me
00:58:13the bad news is that hendrix tech ai platform is much more impressive than we thought
00:58:20the good news is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours
00:58:23okay uh
00:58:26all right i'll take it
00:58:28i'll take it
00:58:29like i said
00:58:30we're unbeatable
00:58:31come on
00:58:32let's celebrate
00:58:33no no not yet
00:58:35how did hendrix tech even get that product out in that timeline
00:58:38i mean they got started much later than we did
00:58:41i heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled
00:58:45lead engineer
00:58:47eric
00:58:49i thought he was supposed to be a nobody
00:58:52right
00:58:54dad what's up
00:59:02william
00:59:03i'm on my way to the office
00:59:05congratulate you and eric
00:59:06oh uh got it
00:59:08the boss is coming
00:59:11we can talk to him about my promotion
00:59:13shit
00:59:14guys this isn't good
00:59:16what what is it now
00:59:17our ai platform and company server have both crashed
00:59:20what the fuck
00:59:22right
00:59:22every time
00:59:24seriously
00:59:27god damn dude
00:59:30what the fuck is going on
00:59:35mr martin
00:59:35the ai platform just crashed out of nowhere
00:59:37about the whole server down along with it
00:59:39then don't just sit around like an idiot
00:59:41fix it
00:59:42sir this is an issue with the system's core framework
00:59:44we didn't build that
00:59:45what do you mean you didn't build it
00:59:48we're using the same framework that eric built before he left
00:59:50eric the guy i fired
00:59:51yeah eric with the k
00:59:52e-r-i-k
00:59:54you took credit for someone else's work
00:59:58not to me
00:59:59mr dorsey
01:00:01let me explain
01:00:02no there is no time for explanation
01:00:04why didn't you rebuild the core framework
01:00:06mr dorsey
01:00:06we need to focus on getting the company server up and running
01:00:09our user's trust depends on it
01:00:10speak
01:00:11what happened to the company server
01:00:13sir
01:00:14he was the one
01:00:15i didn't do shit
01:00:16shut your mouth
01:00:17go
01:00:17uh the solution he used
01:00:19the amelioration algorithm
01:00:21after the last two crashes
01:00:22it's not designed as a long-term solution
01:00:23to the serious concurrency bug in the code
01:00:25every time that bug is reproduced
01:00:27it leads to more serious corruption
01:00:29it's been a ticking time bomb ever since
01:00:32this time the ai platform went down
01:00:34brought the whole server down along with it
01:00:36it's completely unfixable
01:00:39this was all your fault
01:00:42william all of our users are switching over to hendrix tech ai platform
01:00:47what should we do
01:00:48how the fuck am i supposed to know
01:00:50mr dorsey what on earth is going on
01:00:58i'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down like this
01:01:00look sir i i can explain i'm sorry
01:01:02okay it's gonna be fixed
01:01:04i have billions of dollars invested in you damn it
01:01:06i'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal
01:01:09horsey tech is finished
01:01:10500 000 we just passed 500 000
01:01:20you guys 98 99
01:01:23hey hey it's still going up it's still going up
01:01:38fuck fuck fuck
01:01:40this is all your fault
01:01:42this is all your fault
01:01:44mr dorsey
01:01:45fuck
01:01:47i wanted to help you
01:01:49i was trying to help the company
01:01:50i've had enough of your bullshit
01:01:52you fired half the bloody tech departments
01:01:55what was i supposed to do
01:01:57and you gave us impossible deadlines
01:01:59no no no don't make this about me
01:02:00i get it now
01:02:01you're using my promotion as bait
01:02:03you are never gonna make me vp
01:02:05you want your job or not
01:02:07is that a threat
01:02:08fire me
01:02:10do it
01:02:10you think i won't
01:02:11if eric leaves
01:02:13so do i
01:02:15me too
01:02:16see
01:02:18when you fired everyone
01:02:20i replaced them with
01:02:21my people
01:02:23go ahead fire me
01:02:25you'll clear out your whole tech department
01:02:27you will sink dorsey tech
01:02:30you were never the prize tech genius at dorsey tech
01:02:33you were the slacker my father warned me about
01:02:35william
01:02:37william
01:02:41william
01:02:42i'm ashamed to call you my son
01:02:47what the hell have you done to my company
01:02:52dad
01:02:53i'm sorry
01:02:55i'm not here
01:02:57for apologies
01:02:58what the hell is this idiot doing here
01:03:03i thought you fired him
01:03:04where's eric
01:03:06uh
01:03:07dad i fired eric
01:03:10you
01:03:11fired him
01:03:13uh
01:03:14what was that
01:03:15was that a mistake
01:03:16dad are you okay
01:03:20hey
01:03:21are you okay
01:03:22i busted my fucking balls
01:03:27to get eric to dorsey tech
01:03:28he was the backbone behind this company
01:03:32and what did you do
01:03:34you
01:03:35fired him
01:03:37so um
01:03:38it was eric with a k
01:03:41all along
01:03:42oh i fucked up
01:03:44god i fucked up
01:03:46where is eric now
01:03:47i will get down on my knees
01:03:50and beg him to come back
01:03:52um
01:03:53eric is at
01:03:55uh
01:03:56hendrix tech
01:03:57you are a sorry excuse for a son
01:04:03you are destroying my company
01:04:06sir
01:04:11bad news
01:04:12it appears that the server crash was just the beginning
01:04:16what's going on
01:04:17the crash also affected our automobile software
01:04:20there have been at least 30 car accidents across the u.s
01:04:24oh
01:04:25fuck
01:04:25six people have died
01:04:27no
01:04:34no
01:04:35this isn't my fault
01:04:36it was eric's fault
01:04:37eric with a k
01:04:38it was his code
01:04:40that was faulty
01:04:41no that's fucking bullshit
01:04:42i fired him before that happened
01:04:43but i stumbled upon his tablet
01:04:45and the code that he wrote
01:04:47i'm only guilty of using his work
01:04:50everything else
01:04:50was his fault
01:04:51i wrote the amelioration algorithm
01:04:55god it mistook the genius for the loser
01:04:58i'm not going down like this
01:05:00dorsey tech ain't finished yet
01:05:03not finished yet
01:05:05griffin
01:05:07take this man to the police
01:05:10if dorsey tech goes under
01:05:12he'll have to pay for this
01:05:14yes sir
01:05:15yes sir
01:05:15yes sir
01:05:16yes sir
01:05:28yes sir
01:05:32Mr. Brown, looks like your contract worked in our favor.
01:05:41So we will not be returning the $5 billion you invested.
01:05:45And again, thank you for your generosity.
01:05:47Wait, do I at least deserve some dividends?
01:05:50I'm sorry, Mr. Brown, but the terms you insisted on were very clear.
01:05:55We beat Dorsey Tech, so we owe you nothing,
01:05:57which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received.
01:06:01But...
01:06:02No, no more buts.
01:06:04Goodbye, Mr. Brown.
01:06:13Tonight, I'll give you that reward I was telling you about.
01:06:17Oh, I'm sure it'll be very special.
01:06:22And you have no idea.
01:06:25Eric!
01:06:28I know I messed up before.
01:06:30It's all over for Dorsey Tech now.
01:06:34Is there anything you can do to help me?
01:06:38What the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend?
01:06:42Boyfriend?
01:06:44That's right.
01:06:45I'm his girlfriend now.
01:06:47We're living together, and we're getting married soon, too.
01:06:50You...
01:06:50But...
01:06:51You...
01:06:52You...
01:06:52You...
01:06:53You can't...
01:06:55No, it's not possible.
01:06:57He was mine first.
01:06:59You dumped him, and you treated him like trash.
01:07:03It's a little late for you to come crawling back.
01:07:08Guys, can we...
01:07:09You're hot when you're bossy.
01:07:23You like?
01:07:25Yeah.
01:07:25Eric?
01:07:27What?
01:07:27Eric?
01:07:31Eric?
01:07:32Where is it now?
01:07:41Eric.
01:07:43You know how much I've done for you.
01:07:46Dorsey Tech is in dire straits.
01:07:49We need your help.
01:07:52Mr. Dorsey, all those things you gave me, I've returned when your son accused me of hacking
01:07:58the company's server and demanding compensation.
01:08:02Oh, has he not told you?
01:08:05Now, that is not how it went down at all.
01:08:08It was that dirtbag, Eric with the C, who went behind my back and got me all mixed up.
01:08:14Oh, yeah?
01:08:14Well, your little mix-up made me lose everything I had, including my career.
01:08:21Did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake?
01:08:25Eric, I am really sorry.
01:08:29I don't want your fake apology, and I'm not coming back to you.
01:08:34So, would you please leave our office?
01:08:41Now, would you please leave our office?
01:08:44We wish Dorsey Tech the very best.
01:09:06You fucking doomed us, son!
01:09:09You doomed Dorsey Tech!
01:09:11Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad!
01:09:24So, you're really not going to help them?
01:09:28They're the ones who fired me.
01:09:30Now they have to live with the outcome.
01:09:33Well, to the sweet taste of victory.
01:09:36To the sweet taste of victory.
01:09:37Daddy.
01:09:50Daddy.
01:09:51I feel good.
01:09:53You're right.
01:09:54To the sweet taste of victory.
01:09:56You're right.
01:09:57I'm feeling Jesus.
01:09:59You're right.
01:10:00Sorry.
01:10:01I loved how you Secretary.
01:10:01I feel like you had to have safety.
01:10:02But if you're going to help you, I need toziękuję for him.
01:10:05And I wasn't in partners!
01:10:05Yeah, I mean, that's OK.
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