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00:00What in the actual hell? The babysitter falls asleep.
00:10Hey baby.
00:15Hello?
00:20Yeah hi.
00:22Oh hiya.
00:23How long have you been asleep for?
00:24I'm not long, I don't think.
00:26So hold a minute ya, we're paying you to babysit ya.
00:31He's not even one yet.
00:35Can you not shout?
00:36What do you mean can I not shout?
00:38I've got a bit of a hangover.
00:39A hangover?
00:40Yeah I'm so sorry, I just, I don't, I just, I didn't want to let you down.
00:45Let me down? You've left him by himself.
00:48He's in the way.
00:49What's in his hand, what's in his hand?
00:51Baby I'll tear that my baby.
00:53He's, he's got a fan in his hand.
00:57But I don't think that he would have been able to do anything dangerous with that.
01:01Yeah but why are you sleeping for?
01:03Because I was, I went out last night and I wasn't feeling very good.
01:07I'm so sorry.
01:09I'm so sorry.
01:10It's okay baby.
01:11I'm so sorry.
01:12The place is a tip as well.
01:13I'm so sorry.
01:14So it wasn't really that tidy when I got here to be fair.
01:20Okay but to be fair you were fast asleep.
01:23I mean literally, I, I, what's the time?
01:26I, it was, it was, what is it now?
01:2911.04.
01:30It must have been 11.
01:31Like I fell asleep.
01:32It doesn't matter when you're asleep.
01:33He's a baby.
01:34Anything can happen in the space of minutes.
01:36Well, he's perfectly okay, isn't he?
01:40Look at him.
01:41How am I supposed to know?
01:42He could have put anything in his mouth.
01:44Well, I, I honestly don't think that would have been an issue.
01:47I really don't.
01:48Oh, so, so, okay, so it won't be an issue, yeah?
01:51If he's put anything in his mouth.
01:53I honestly promise you that that just, I'm sure that would never have happened.
01:57Because look, he can't even go very far and nothing was in, in, there was nothing,
02:01no dangerous objects, there was no knives, there was no, like, sharp objects.
02:05There was nothing in his way.
02:07So why has he got this fan?
02:09Well, the fan, I don't know.
02:10Where was the fan?
02:11I don't know where he got the fan from, okay?
02:13I, I, I, he must have, it must have been on the sofa.
02:16And, and what, a treadmill?
02:18Why is there a treadmill here?
02:21Um, I, well, I thought that maybe if I went on the treadmill, it would wake me up a bit,
02:28but I haven't managed to put it together, so I...
02:32You moved it from our gym to, to over here in the living room.
02:36Yeah, but I just thought maybe...
02:38I didn't, I, I didn't know that you were coming back as well, like...
02:41Yeah, I came back because I forgot something.
02:44And then I, and then I came back to, to find you sleeping, to find him, God knows what he's doing.
02:52Well, at the moment, he's just playing with my coat, he looks perfectly happy.
02:56Yeah, yeah, baby.
02:57He's in no danger whatsoever.
02:58He's in no danger whatsoever.
02:59He's in no danger whatsoever.
03:01I went out last night, I had a bit too much to drink, and I...
03:05Okay, but...
03:06I didn't want to let you down because I know that you need to work.
03:08Baby, this isn't your business, baby.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Hello?
03:12Yeah, can you please leave now?
03:14Am I, can I still get paid please?
03:16Get the hell out of my house now.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Oh.
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