00:00And now, stand by for adventure!
00:11Three, two, one...
00:15In the exciting story of...
00:17War in Robotland!
00:23This is wonderful Zero-Zero Island,
00:31Colonel Bleep's great headquarters here on Earth.
00:34Now, as twilight fades,
00:36the lights in Scratch's cave,
00:39Squeak's cozy cottage,
00:43and the Colonel's laboratory.
00:48Blink off for the night.
00:50Silently, the powerful radar scope scans the darkened skies,
00:55ready to signal the outbreak of trouble anywhere in space.
01:05There it is! Red alert! Red alert! Scramble!
01:11Colonel Bleep, Squeak and Scratch are off again,
01:13for there is terrible trouble indeed
01:16on the distant planet, Robotland!
01:21Here is a strange world of mechanical men,
01:26ruled by the master robot, Romax.
01:29From his closely guarded tower,
01:32Romax guides the movements of the robot workers below.
01:36In this giant factory,
01:38the mechanical men of Robotland
01:40skillfully build the great machines needed
01:44for the peaceful progress of the universe.
01:47But disguised as a friendly robot,
01:53the wicked Dr. Destructo has entered the guarded tower.
01:59He pulls the switch of the master machine,
02:02and instantly, all work is stopped.
02:08Then, quickly, with a mysterious power of his own,
02:11the evil doctor starts the robots again,
02:13working faster than ever before.
02:15But now, instead of building machines for peace,
02:18the factories rapidly grind out a deadly fleet of powerful space tanks,
02:24which Destructo plans to use to conquer the universe.
02:31Arriving at last,
02:33Colonel Bleep quickly orders Squeak and Scratch
02:36to dash for cover on the ground below,
02:38while Bleep prepares to face Destructo's mighty armada alone.
02:44Alone.
02:47The power mad doctor orders the attack.
02:56The mighty Colonel stands his ground.
03:05Now Destructo steps up the pace.
03:07A steady stream of the deadly robot weapons pours onto the firing line.
03:14How long can Bleep withstand such overwhelming odds?
03:27If only Squeak and Scratch could break through the solid steel tower wall,
03:33and gain control of the master robot.
03:47Look, the cannon can still be fired.
03:51But what about ammunition?
03:53Oh, no!
03:54Scratch has volunteered to be a human cannonball.
03:58Ready, aim, fire!
03:59Oh, no!
04:00Oh, no!
04:01Oh, no!
04:02Oh, no!
04:03Quickly, the caveman pulls the switch.
04:13And the mighty Romax once again resumes command of robot land.
04:17And the mighty Romax once again resumes command of Robot Land.
04:26Destructo's power is broken.
04:30Now the deadly stream of robot weapons zeroes in on the fleeing villain.
04:42And the wicked culprit scrambles for his very life.
04:47Yes, once again, Colonel Bleep and his friends have saved the people of space from sure destruction.
04:58And, while the brave Scratch may sometimes act a little dumb,
05:04this was one day when the caveman really used his hand.
