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00:00:00Your Highness, welcome to America.
00:00:17Prince Philip, we must return to Lavinia.
00:00:21You simply cannot just escape your country and your royal duties.
00:00:26According to my mother, my royal duties include marrying someone who only loves me for my crown.
00:00:32A romantic.
00:00:38Sir, as your valet, I must insist we go home.
00:00:41It's not safe here in America, the crime, the wild people.
00:00:45I hear everyone here owns a gun.
00:00:48Geoffrey, relax.
00:00:50No one knows who I am here. It's perfect.
00:00:56I think I'm going to like America.
00:01:05Oh, it's your mother.
00:01:07The Queen.
00:01:09Don't answer.
00:01:10I have to answer, sir.
00:01:11I'm not getting beheaded.
00:01:13She's the Queen.
00:01:15Your Majesty.
00:01:18Geoffrey, stop snivelling. I know exactly where you are.
00:01:21Put my son on.
00:01:23Good. Here we go.
00:01:25I heard that. Put him on speaker.
00:01:29It's for you.
00:01:39Why, hello, Mother.
00:01:41Hello, Philip. Did you really think you were going to run away without telling your father and me?
00:01:47Running away? Don't you think that's a little bit harsh? Let's simply call it a vacation, Mother. An American vacation.
00:01:56Nonsense. I know exactly why you're there. You are trying to run away from your royal duty of getting married.
00:02:03Mother, we've been through this. I refuse to spend the rest of my life married to some snobby aristocrat. I want to find a normal girl. Someone who loves me for me.
00:02:14Oh. And just who are you? You are a prince. A prince who, whether he likes it or not, is getting married.
00:02:27Geoffrey, please clear Philip's schedule today. He will be having a busy afternoon at the Bel Air Hotel.
00:02:35Busy afternoon? How does she know we're at the Bel Air Hotel?
00:02:42Oh. The palace. Just sent your itinerary. Oh. Oh. Oh my goodness.
00:02:49What now?
00:02:50Nineteen bachelorettes. Scheduled back to back in precisely one hour at the hotel bar. And they're all of European aristocracy.
00:03:02Nineteen? Nineteen? She's impossible.
00:03:09Excuse me, sir.
00:03:11Mother wants me to go on a date with these women. I'll do it. But with a catch.
00:03:17I will give you $1,000 for that delightful outfit of yours.
00:03:21Would you prefer his suit or mine?
00:03:23Sir, with all due respect, you look awful.
00:03:42Thank you, Geoffrey. That's the point. The sooner I get rid of these women, the sooner I can find my bride.
00:03:48What's up, girl? Name's Philip. You down to par-tay?
00:04:01You're Philip? The Prince of Livania?
00:04:04Sorry, just a little bit.
00:04:07Hi.
00:04:08No, girl. The Prince's can't be token.
00:04:14My god. You are repulsive. There's no way you're a Prince.
00:04:21Listen. I've been chilling with my homies on my vacay. Surfing, cruising, sleeping.
00:04:29And I am most deaf. But we owes the Prince.
00:04:38What was that?
00:04:40One down.
00:04:42Eighteen to go.
00:04:45And after university, I went to be with my horses in Scotland.
00:04:50And I couldn't stand all the peasants there.
00:04:53So I moved to Mallorca.
00:04:55But I forgot how unsophisticated the Spanish can be.
00:05:01When you become king of Lavinia, how big will your inheritance be?
00:05:06She has a boyfriend.
00:05:08She has a boyfriend.
00:05:11And speaking of inheritance, what will my bonus structure look like if we get married?
00:05:19How many millions are we talking here?
00:05:24Jeffery!
00:05:28I suddenly felt the overwhelming urge to wash my hands.
00:05:32Will you excuse me?
00:05:36Jeffery, no, I'm being normal Jeffery.
00:05:38Get in the washroom by myself.
00:05:40Just walk your wife.
00:05:50Maggie, can you believe it?
00:05:53I've always dreamed of getting married and it's actually happening?
00:05:56With a dream guy?
00:05:58Doesn't get better than that.
00:06:00Speaking of dream guy, where's Devon?
00:06:04Hmm. I don't know.
00:06:06I was looking for him earlier. Maybe...
00:06:09I think he went outside.
00:06:11He was feeling a little overwhelmed with all the wedding planning.
00:06:14Well, he shouldn't be.
00:06:16And neither should you, boss.
00:06:17Maggie.
00:06:19Don't call me boss.
00:06:21You're here as my best friend.
00:06:23And maid of honor.
00:06:24Not an employee, okay?
00:06:26Well, as your best friend, I would like to remind you to look at your giant ring.
00:06:32You are the luckiest girl I know.
00:06:35Your life is a low-key fairy tale.
00:06:37What could possibly go wrong?
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:44Not here, Anna could see.
00:06:56How about we need somewhere more private?
00:06:58Maybe in the bathroom in 10?
00:07:00Can't wait, baby.
00:07:01Oh, my god.
00:07:03Oh, my god.
00:07:05Oh, my god.
00:07:07Steve, oh, my god.
00:07:08Steve, oh, my god.
00:07:10Steve, oh, my god.
00:07:11Steve, oh, my god.
00:07:16Oh, um...
00:07:18I'm so sorry.
00:07:20Did I get you?
00:07:21No.
00:07:22No.
00:07:23No, I'm fine.
00:07:25Oh, just in case.
00:07:26Take this.
00:07:28Thank you, but it looks really special.
00:07:31That's all right.
00:07:33You're getting married, right?
00:07:35Consider this your something borrowed.
00:07:37After you get married, you can give it back to me.
00:07:40Whoever it is, he's one lucky man.
00:07:43Thanks.
00:08:07Come me!
00:08:09I got your baby right here.
00:08:10oh my god that's that woman's fiance screwing in the loo what a bastard if i were her i'd want to know
00:08:30get it baby on me like a bike tire stop me
00:08:34oh i got your baby right here oh oh oh this is cute i love that devon and i are thrilled to have all of
00:08:47you here i would like to thank my father michael for hosting this engagement party
00:08:56and of course my dearest stepmother jessica and my stepsister virginia for making this evening
00:09:02special as well that's her stepsister bloody hell what a country we actually have a little surprise
00:09:09for everyone as you all know devon and i love taking our trips so i've decided to make a little
00:09:15montage of all of our adventures together hey there's been a mix-up i'm a friend of anna's from
00:09:30university could you play this video instead sure thanks so much
00:09:44get it baby pop me like a bike tire pop me oh i got your baby right here
00:09:49oh is that devon oh my god with her stepsister regina did she just say bike tire
00:10:07what the hell is this what the hell turn it off
00:10:12turn it off turn it off oh no what have i done
00:10:21devon what is this be an idiot anna you know what's going on you don't have an explanation devon
00:10:28that bitch set us up and filmed us why would i film a sex tape at my own engagement party
00:10:33you're honestly blaming this on me yeah it is your fault while you were dreaming about your tacky
00:10:39ass wedding i was satisfying your fiancee at our engagement party well everywhere actually three
00:10:49times in the bathroom twice in your bed oh we actually broke the box spring ouch
00:10:59babe are you all right anna you crazy stupid
00:11:03bitch what difference does it make we're gonna tell you after the wedding after the wedding you need
00:11:10to get married to get your mom's company why else do you think i'd marry you oh my god
00:11:17you were using me to get to the company this whole time
00:11:22what a genius she finally gets it devon and i are engaged to be engaged
00:11:28we were gonna get married as soon as the company was in his name but
00:11:34now that you guys are over the menu's already booked we should probably just take your date
00:11:40you and your mother are nothing but social climbing home wrecking whores
00:11:44how dare you you ungrateful bitch anna don't speak to your mother like that she is not my mother
00:11:50anna stop you're making a scene my mom was dying and you let this cancer of a woman into our family
00:11:57i guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree huh do you spread your legs for money too regina
00:12:02you low class twat
00:12:08you take one more step towards me and i will rip your extensions out of your head and shove those
00:12:12anthers up your ass oh yeah let's see you do that you dumb
00:12:17let's see you do that you dumb
00:12:19her
00:12:20let me go
00:12:27i can't you have way too much fake hair
00:12:29it's not fake it's extensions
00:12:32no one messes with my chair
00:12:50that's what i think of your cheap fucking dress you little snowflake
00:13:01i know
00:13:06you know what i'm glad someone took that video for two reasons
00:13:11one now i know what a cowardly asshole you are and two now everyone sees what i've known for years
00:13:17that you have a micro penis
00:13:22oh
00:13:25nothing to see you guys
00:13:28please enjoy your drinks and no i do not have a micro penis
00:13:32oh my god i'm so stupid
00:13:43i don't want to talk to you devon
00:13:54are you okay
00:13:55let's see
00:14:07i just lost my fiancee my company and my entire family in front of everyone i know
00:14:12so now i'm not okay if it's any condolence he did have a rather small penis
00:14:24hmm i like your shirt it's fun in a cheesy sort of way
00:14:30you look like a tourist
00:14:33she thinks i'm a tourist in a cheesy shirt god i love being treated like a normal person
00:14:40i'm anna
00:14:41my name is philip bucky
00:14:44buck
00:14:45just plain old philip buck
00:14:49better not tell her i'm a prince that'll ruin it for sure
00:14:52actually i owe you an apology
00:14:55what do you possibly have to apologize for
00:14:58you didn't fuck my stepsister in a bathroom
00:15:03i took the video
00:15:06oh
00:15:10wow
00:15:10well
00:15:22if it wasn't for that video i'd still be marrying an asshole
00:15:25so
00:15:27i guess i should be thanking you
00:15:30you're my knight in shining armor
00:15:32i'm here to serve
00:15:34here to serve
00:15:36what are you like royalty or something
00:15:38no no
00:15:40i'm just a normal normal guy
00:15:45visiting from a small european country called lavinia
00:15:50lavinia
00:15:53never heard of it
00:15:54oh my god she has no clue who i am and she's nice to me just because
00:15:59well
00:16:01philip of lavinia
00:16:03welcome to the united states
00:16:05and if you ever need a favor while you're out here
00:16:09i owe you one
00:16:15oh hey
00:16:16you need to let me
00:16:18hello
00:16:20hello
00:16:21hello
00:16:22what the fuck
00:16:28what are you doing
00:16:30pardon
00:16:31you heard me deep
00:16:32shit this today me and my fiance
00:16:35from the looks of it
00:16:36i don't think this young woman is your fiance anymore
00:16:39anna please come back to the party
00:16:45you're making a scene
00:16:47i'm making a scene
00:16:48what about your sex tape devon
00:16:52i'm fucking your sister
00:16:53mother
00:16:54so what
00:16:55you and i can still get married
00:16:57what we have
00:16:58is a business deal
00:17:00you said you loved me
00:17:02boo hoo
00:17:04get over it
00:17:05i lied
00:17:06so what
00:17:08you leave me
00:17:09and you lose everything
00:17:11including the company
00:17:13is that what you want
00:17:14i will never
00:17:16marry you
00:17:17you'll regret it
00:17:19i mean look at you
00:17:20you'll use goods anyways
00:17:22who would even want
00:17:24you
00:17:26leave
00:17:29you heard her
00:17:30leave
00:17:31what are you gonna do about it
00:17:33pussy ass
00:17:34beach
00:17:41that
00:17:43philip
00:17:44cutie
00:17:46oh goodness now
00:17:47where have you been
00:17:49philip
00:17:49how could you leave me like that
00:17:51wait until i tell your mother
00:17:54my mother
00:17:55you are a prince
00:17:56a prince who whether he likes it or not
00:17:59is getting married
00:18:01i may need that favor
00:18:04sorry
00:18:09who the hell is this skank
00:18:12this is anna
00:18:14my fiance
00:18:15fiance
00:18:17you're engaged to a civilian
00:18:19the royal family will be livid when they hear about this
00:18:26engaged
00:18:28what the fuck
00:18:31hey hey get out
00:18:33get your hands
00:18:34get off of me
00:18:35you know how much of soon is worth
00:18:37i'm gonna get to your body
00:18:39get off of me
00:18:41excuse me sir
00:18:42everything's been taken care of
00:18:46are those your bodyguards
00:18:49who are you
00:18:50no
00:18:53thank you sir
00:18:54and please extend my gratitude to the manager
00:18:57your response time was fantastic
00:19:00you may go about your security hotel business
00:19:05thank you
00:19:07have a great day
00:19:12god the security in this hotel is the best
00:19:17i feel so safe
00:19:19what was all that about the royal family will be furious
00:19:23are you a secret prince or something
00:19:27no
00:19:28no i'm a gardener
00:19:30for the
00:19:33lavinian royal family
00:19:35for the mansion
00:19:37here in la
00:19:39then what about all that stuff about your mom is going to be so mad
00:19:42oh that's because my mother's trying to set me up on a date
00:19:46she wants me to be with a european woman and she would be livid if i were to marry an american woman
00:19:53sounds like you need to marry someone to get your mom off your back
00:19:57and you need to marry someone to gain control of your company
00:20:06do you want to get married
00:20:16on behalf of the power vested in me by the state of california
00:20:19sir
00:20:20i know i must protest
00:20:22you cannot marry a stranger
00:20:26your wife must be prepared for the very important job
00:20:31who is this this uncle my uncle it's uncle jeffrey uncle jeffrey calm down
00:20:39she has no idea that i'm a prince she's perfect
00:20:45i am so sorry um please continue
00:20:50i know one else you man and wife
00:20:52this is the part we kiss
00:21:03maybe a high five
00:21:04well we're married
00:21:16that's a farce yeah america does some things pretty well
00:21:19like quickie weddings oh my lord it's you
00:21:23i know your face anywhere oh i can't believe it's you
00:21:27it's you
00:21:27oh
00:21:34is she okay i'm sure she's vile jeffrey has her what
00:21:38well what did she say though why did she say she knew your face
00:21:41old women they get confused easily shall we
00:21:51the prince of lavinia i i just saw him where is
00:21:54oh i don't know i think he just uh hits your head
00:21:57oh well i have been a royal watcher all my life i know that it was him oh i but um
00:22:04it was the prince but he's uh he's undercover as a civilian because
00:22:10he's on a secret mission his life is at risk
00:22:16your allegiance to the queen is appreciated
00:22:19oh fascinating why you can count on me of course to keep his secret
00:22:28your very hands
00:22:37so partners
00:22:41partners now fight against our families whatever they may bring
00:22:45oh put your number in i might need you in the next coming days things will get a little bumpy
00:22:53will we be tearing out more hair extensions
00:22:57hopefully not but you never know
00:23:06i can't believe you just married a complete stranger
00:23:09i can't believe you married a stranger she's an american lavinia is that even a real place he
00:23:17could be making it up she's probably a drug dealer for all we know did you know that 60 percent of
00:23:22americans sell drugs he could be a serial killer he's not a serial killer he's actually very charming
00:23:31and hot the best serial killers always are true but seriously he's he's totally just a normal guy
00:23:38you just ended an engagement you can't go falling for some rando because he has an accent
00:23:43i'm not it's just business
00:23:48she's not a drug dealer jeffrey she's
00:23:53lovely
00:23:59she'll make a great princess princess sir you said this was a business deal
00:24:05you can't actually be serious about this marriage i'm a prince jeffrey i'm allowed to change my mind
00:24:17mummy and daddy own a small home here don't they call the movers
00:24:21the movers
00:24:31i like the mansion jeffrey but we're going to need a bigger garden
00:24:38i'm a gardener after all i'll call a landscaper sir yes oh that's so good let's get started
00:24:47anna lawyer says the contract's ready are you sure you don't want me to go with you to meet your
00:24:58family i just don't want you to go alone i won't be alone that's what fake husbands are for
00:25:17you don't want me to go with me
00:25:22please leave your message after the tone
00:25:25hi philip it's anna i i needed your help this morning so call me back whenever you get the chance
00:25:34you know what uh forget that i'll come to you
00:25:47and get you three suits by friday brilliant thank you gustave i know you're busy with your runway show
00:26:09anything for the prince your highness there is a woman here to see you she says her name is anna tell her to meet me in the garden
00:26:17what the fish later kustav
00:26:31oh my god he's so hot
00:26:34excuse me i'm looking for my husband it was a pleasant surprise i'm sorry i didn't uh dress for
00:26:45the occasion no it's fine you're hot it's hot outside today and it you don't you don't need one
00:26:53stop staring at his chest so many muscles so um how did you become the royal gardener well um my mother
00:27:05was a maid here they offered me the job because the royal family was building their vacation home
00:27:14here for the winter time your highness
00:27:18it's a joke we all like to joke around here and we say your highness to each other oh shoot
00:27:29your highness
00:27:37i came here because uh i actually needed your help with something
00:27:41it's something you might need a shirt for this
00:27:48come come
00:27:49good morning family what are you doing here
00:27:59shouldn't you be alone contemplating your celibacy and drowning in your own tears
00:28:03years i came to discuss company affairs actually
00:28:09that's from my lawyer he'll be handling my contract for my transition as ceo
00:28:14it doesn't matter what lawyer you hire anna now that you're no longer engaged you can't be ceo
00:28:19no marriage no company i'll be acting ceo
00:28:24i don't make the bylaws i just enforce them thanks for being so concerned about me dad
00:28:31but actually things are changing really because you still look pathetic
00:28:36i got married what excuse me i got married and now i meet the insanely old-fashioned requirement that
00:28:43the company bylaws state that a woman must be married in order to inherit the company
00:28:48so it's mine she's bluffing
00:28:50marriage license court stamped oh and a copy of the bylaws just in case you need to brush up
00:28:57all legal requirements for me to get the company
00:29:00you can make all these you can't prove any of these are real yeah i thought you guys might say that
00:29:06come on in sweetheart
00:29:07family meet my husband yeah that's right this is my husband we got married yesterday how is that
00:29:27possible is this a joke this is the fucking weirdo from the party how much did you pay him anna you're
00:29:34acting like a petulant child cut the nonsense and start acting like a real member of this family
00:29:40your daughter is the most genuine person in this room a real father wouldn't talk to his daughter
00:29:47like that a real sister wouldn't sleep with his sister's fiancee you should all be ashamed
00:29:53daddy are you gonna let this asshole talk to me like that who the hell do you think you are coming
00:29:59into this house talking to me like that anna you don't know the first thing about this person
00:30:05she's calling us michael look at him he's covered in dirt he's clearly some bum off the street he's
00:30:13not a bum really then who the is he if i'm gonna have a brother-in-law that smells like manure
00:30:19might as well know his name my name my name is answer us who are you who am i well i'm philip buck
00:30:37and what exactly do you do philip buck i got a part-time job as a gardener at the lavinian royal
00:30:42mansion in la are you kidding me he's a gardener ew he's poor and dirty why would royalty thousands
00:30:51of miles away need to hire a part-time gardener here because because the royal family will be here
00:31:01visiting i don't give a who you work for no one speaks to us that way yeah get the out peasant
00:31:09and take your hoe with you well this has been lovely family see you at the office
00:31:32i thought this was about business it's not for that benefit oh my a little bit of both
00:31:39no one's ever defended me from my family so thank you well i'm your husband it's my job
00:31:47are they still watching come on let's go
00:31:53that bitch who the hell does anna think she is marrying some gardener
00:31:59i mean if you shovel shit for a prince it's still
00:32:01speaking of the royal family i have an idea regina darling how would you like to be a princess
00:32:12mom are you on pills again what are you talking about the lavinia royal family has a son
00:32:20bachelor who needs a wife i think you should marry the prince mommy i can't break up with devon you
00:32:26idiot devon owns a company the prince owns a country
00:32:38thank you for the ride yeah of course
00:32:40philip jesus
00:32:44why is he always following us everywhere um
00:32:46um jeffrey you see in our country jeffrey is a poor farmer and after his wife died a tragic
00:33:01milking accident well he was never quite the same again oh how sad
00:33:07yes and after aunt bessie's death he didn't want to speak or leave the house so that is why i decided
00:33:17to bring him with me to see america and the world before he dies oh is he dying
00:33:27no but he will one day but that is why he's with you because of death
00:33:44philip i'm gonna take you somewhere and i guess jeffrey can come too
00:33:51where are we going to clean you up
00:33:54don't get me wrong you're cute and all but if you're gonna be my husband and come into the office
00:34:01you're gonna need a suit
00:34:09gustav the designer who owns the store dresses my family i have to get out of here anna um you don't
00:34:16have to do this these suits they're probably very expensive no no no it's my gift to you for all your
00:34:22help oh my god oh my god that's gustav the designer welcome good to see you again
00:34:36again
00:34:51it's that joke you know when famous people they meet so many people when they just say that
00:34:56thanks to everyone you know see you again yeah you heard that joke no okay um anyway it's my husband
00:35:06and i's first time here oh sorry i must have confused your husband with someone else
00:35:13what can i do for you today you need a suit uh do you know your regiments no need i got them and i
00:35:21mean i can look at him and tell what they are anything looks good on a print
00:35:27print model yeah a body just like a print model
00:35:40okay i'll pull some things
00:35:57i love these i'm gonna get the blue one and the green one
00:36:12holy shit a hundred thousand dollars for one jacket
00:36:17you know i think i'm gonna see if he has another shirt for this
00:36:21good start
00:36:26have you got the um will card on file
00:36:31yeah
00:36:32delete
00:36:35great
00:36:38oh by the way i forgot to mention that this week is our annual sale
00:36:43these suits 90 off 90 off an original gustav piece
00:36:47wow thank you so much no take them all all of them
00:36:54and the pink one for jeffrey ah
00:37:00impeccable taste
00:37:02the best is right
00:37:11thank you no one's ever taken me shopping before
00:37:14a white lie never hurts
00:37:16nothing but the best for my fake husband
00:37:20it looks amazing
00:37:22almost like it was custom made for you
00:37:24time to go
00:37:33this must be the lavinian royal palace
00:37:43the prince
00:37:48oh sharp suit that must be the prince get ready to meet your future wife
00:37:55hi
00:37:56hi
00:37:58hi
00:38:00oh my god your suit is so smooth is that silk
00:38:09it's wool madam from lavinian sheep
00:38:13oh my god your sheep are so soft i just want to run my hands all over them
00:38:21well uh thank you
00:38:24who are you oh
00:38:27oh
00:38:31i just got lost driving up to this big big mansion
00:38:36oh it's it's so breezy up here
00:38:40i'm so cold
00:38:42will you hold me
00:38:46oh my god you're so warm
00:38:48it's like a big strong warm man
00:38:52here you are
00:38:54it's like paint
00:38:57something
00:39:03god bless him
00:39:10oh my god
00:39:12is that regina
00:39:13i regret to inform you that gregory here's not the prince he's the butler
00:39:41i don't know
00:39:42what
00:39:43it's
00:39:44rose the butler
00:39:48ew i'm getting so much over my mouth
00:39:53sir if i may apologize
00:39:54please gregory no need
00:39:56but um you may want to
00:40:00wash your face
00:40:02with pleasure
00:40:04i'm sure i can
00:40:11i don't think i'm going to get some alone time
00:40:22just the two of us
00:40:24maybe dinner
00:40:26i would love that
00:40:31no i didn't
00:40:32um
00:40:34this is delicious
00:40:35i i i don't even know how i'm going to finish the portions here are bigger than my head
00:40:39yeah if i have to bring you here every week to keep you as my husband
00:40:42i will
00:40:43so
00:40:44but
00:40:44okay
00:40:46what is that stench
00:40:49congratulations are in order on your sham of a marriage
00:40:53excuse me i'm trying to have dinner with my wife she can put you in a fancy suit all she wants but it doesn't disguise the fact that you're a broke ass
00:41:02soy boy
00:41:04little does he know i own a country
00:41:06how much are you paying him anna
00:41:08do you pay him extra to you ask yourself you would know the rate
00:41:13what is she talking about
00:41:15nothing she's high on the fumes from her gardener's pesticides
00:41:21here is the beer cell
00:41:24oh no don't it's on me
00:41:28oh wait i don't have a wallet i never have
00:41:31someone always pays for me
00:41:33shit
00:41:34let me guess
00:41:36you forgot your wallet
00:41:39i seem to have forgotten my wallet
00:41:40halt it
00:41:42he can't afford to tip the valet let alone pay for a meal
00:41:46would you come to a five-star hotel or restaurant if you can't even afford it
00:41:51really it's fine i can just pay for it
00:41:53no i can absolutely pay it's just a
00:41:55give me a card and pay look sir i have five other table of paying customers i don't have time to
00:42:03deal with a con artist okay well call the police
00:42:07is that prince of lavinia i had the privilege of hosting his family last summer
00:42:16is there a problem here sir this dumb won't pay he's lying and telling he doesn't have a
00:42:23wallet of course he doesn't have a wallet he doesn't need one we don't treat our honor guests like
00:42:28that you're fired monsieur patrick no no no fire i treat
00:42:32i apologize
00:42:40i mean
00:42:42sir
00:42:43of course you don't have to pay thing we're so honored to have you here
00:42:46honored what the fuck is there anything else i can do for you um yes actually there's a little
00:42:51problem i was hoping to have a private dinner with my wife oh have these two been harassing
00:42:59unfortunately seriously what the hell of course the the dinner will be on the house
00:43:04have some dessert the cream will be as well as for this uh riffraff i will escort them outside
00:43:14myself i am not get your hands off me do you know who i am
00:43:31about the check thank you for wanting to treat me um but i'm assuming the gardener job doesn't pay much
00:43:37wouldn't you like a job that pays more i've never had a real job what kind of job what if you worked
00:43:46for me as my assistant so i would get to see you at work too i would love that good you're hired oh and
00:43:57i was thinking to you know sell the marriage maybe we should move in together i could move into your place
00:44:03she can't move into the mansion she'll know i'm a prince yes except my home it's rather small i don't
00:44:11mind i it's a shed i live in a shed it's a royal shed but it's perhaps you have more space in your home
00:44:21okay it's settled then you're moving in with me
00:44:33every which way you got to know to what you need and if i hide myself away
00:44:46you can trust each other
00:44:50always make things right
00:44:58you can't do this anna you can't lose yourself in some guy just because he has an accent
00:45:20i got carried away um i'm sorry i can't afford any distractions right now i'm trying to get the
00:45:31company right which reminds me um i have work to do great then you should do what you have to do
00:45:40but it's been a long day so i'm going to um open the shower
00:45:54what are you doing anna you like him tell him
00:46:04hey philip i was just wondering if italian was okay for
00:46:07oh my god i'm so sorry oh my god he's gorgeous what was it you wanted to talk to me about i was just
00:46:22wondering if italian was okay for dinner
00:46:24i don't know if italian was okay i don't know if italian was okay i don't know if italian was
00:46:33pastable annais has never tasted this good and i've had it in rome
00:46:38why is it so good because i made it okay so anna is the secret ingredient
00:46:46you know i've never met anyone like you before
00:46:48what do you mean genuine kind get excited about little stuff like rearranging furniture you know
00:47:02wait are you sure that's a compliment oh no i meant it no i mean like you find the joy in like
00:47:08everyday things you know my mom was like that she found the joy in all the little things you know we
00:47:17could be hanging out doing nothing and it was always so much fun i don't think i've ever
00:47:24hung out and done nothing with my family my parents are rather allergic to fun
00:47:31poor mom she would have hated to see how everything turned out after she died my dad married an awful
00:47:39woman with an awful daughter yeah virginia is miserable she is oh it's not enough that she took my dad
00:47:47and my family now she wants to take my mother's company it's all i have
00:47:54anna i'm so sorry for what you've been through but i have to say it's not all you have
00:48:03but i have and besides you have me now
00:48:17i've moved in with anna
00:48:24Geoffrey.
00:48:31Geoffrey.
00:48:32Sir, I mean this with all due respect, but where the hell are you?
00:48:39I've moved in with Anna.
00:48:40Went to a real house.
00:48:42Sir, you can't.
00:48:45I think it's called a duplex.
00:48:48And guess what?
00:48:49I'm going to be working for Anna as your assistant.
00:48:52I'm going to have a real job, Geoffrey, just like you.
00:48:54Just like a civilian.
00:48:56You what?
00:48:58A prince cannot be an assistant.
00:49:04If you keep this up, I won't have a job much longer.
00:49:08You can't take that job.
00:49:10You must keep up your princely image.
00:49:15Calm down.
00:49:16You're going to give yourself a heart attack.
00:49:18Just trust me.
00:49:22Paul?
00:49:23This is Anna's new assistant, Philip.
00:49:25I'm Philip Buck.
00:49:26It's nice to meet you.
00:49:27Who the hell is an assistant still at your age?
00:49:29Only losers.
00:49:30I said my name is Philip.
00:49:31Yeah, I don't need to know your name.
00:49:32Because I am going to get you fired by the end of the day.
00:49:35I think I might be able to do it by lunchtime.
00:49:37Now, I am going to need 80 copies of this bound, collated, and in reverse numerical order.
00:49:44Good luck, pretty boy.
00:49:46I am also going to need a four-shot oat milk caramel macchiato half decaf with three pumps of sugar-free vanilla and just a dusting of dark cacao.
00:49:56Chop-chop, bitch.
00:49:57Chop-chop, bitch.
00:49:58You can't.
00:49:59Shit.
00:50:00Ah.
00:50:01Ah.
00:50:02Ah.
00:50:03Ah.
00:50:04Ah.
00:50:05Ah.
00:50:06It's funny.
00:50:07I have just a pretty accent.
00:50:11You can't.
00:50:12Ah.
00:50:13Ah.
00:50:14Ah.
00:50:15Ah.
00:50:16Ah.
00:50:17Ah.
00:50:18Ah.
00:50:19Ah.
00:50:20Ah.
00:50:21Ah.
00:50:22Ah.
00:50:23Ah.
00:50:24Ah.
00:50:25Ah.
00:50:26Ah.
00:50:27Ah.
00:50:29Ah.
00:50:30Ah.
00:50:31Ah.
00:50:32Ah.
00:50:33Just a pretty accent from when I had somebody in the office job these days.
00:50:36I'm so sorry. I seem to be having trouble with the printer.
00:50:39Would you help me?
00:50:40But you're doing such a good job.
00:50:45Can anyone help me?
00:50:54I need help. Now.
00:51:03Thank you, Jeffrey. You're a miracle.
00:51:05It wasn't my finest work, but in a pinch.
00:51:08You do.
00:51:09Thank you. Thank you.
00:51:12Here we are.
00:51:1780 presentation documents bound and ready for the board meeting.
00:51:20Son of a bitch! How the hell did you pull that off?
00:51:23You're welcome. Anything else I can do you for?
00:51:27Yes, actually. I found out you got this job despite having zero qualification.
00:51:34Is it true you're boinking the boss?
00:51:36That wouldn't look good for Anna or me.
00:51:39I don't know what you're talking about.
00:51:41You don't know what I'm talking about.
00:51:43Well, if you don't want it to get out, then you'll do what I say.
00:51:47Lunch run!
00:51:48You need to pick up the lunch orders for all 15 members of the board attending the meeting.
00:51:53Okay, by when?
00:51:5430 minutes.
00:51:55You're the lunch orders. They're all custom.
00:51:58And if you fuck this up, not only will you be fired, but I'll make sure everyone knows about your dirty little secret.
00:52:06Okay?
00:52:07What the hell am I going to get 15 different lunches that fast?
00:52:16Vegetarian, pescatarian, ovo-lacto-gluten-free, what the hell do Americans eat?
00:52:23Can you order up all this in 30 minutes?
00:52:26I cannot, sir.
00:52:28I'm going to get fired on my first day.
00:52:30But I have a better idea.
00:52:46We have a head plate set up for you.
00:52:49It's in a royal kitchen, but do whatever you can in 20 minutes.
00:52:56Good girl.
00:52:58Where do you think you're going?
00:53:07Going to clean out your office?
00:53:09Got you a box.
00:53:11Shall we go to the board meeting?
00:53:16They're not even on the board.
00:53:27Is that poached salmon?
00:53:32And beef wellington.
00:53:34And chicken masala.
00:53:36How the fuck did you pull that off?
00:53:38I specifically gave you an impossible task so that you would fuck up and I'd get you fired.
00:53:42You know what? Doesn't matter.
00:53:44I'm still going to tell everyone that you're fucking the boss.
00:53:47What did you say?
00:53:49That's right.
00:53:51I was just, you know, giving Phillip here a hard time.
00:53:54I love this guy.
00:53:56It seems to me that Phillip is fitting in just fine.
00:53:59And my personal life is none of your business.
00:54:02I didn't mean to just expose you.
00:54:04You didn't mean to be rude, petty, and give all of your work to Phillip.
00:54:09Which from the looks of it, he executed it perfectly.
00:54:11So...
00:54:13You're fired.
00:54:15Bye now.
00:54:19You suck Phillip!
00:54:23Mr. Buck.
00:54:25I'm going to need you to take tomorrow afternoon off.
00:54:27My father asked me to do a presentation for the board.
00:54:30For them to vote for me as CEO.
00:54:32I thought the rules said that once you got married, you got the company.
00:54:36They do.
00:54:37But they need to vote for me before the end of the year.
00:54:39It's a formality.
00:54:41It would be nice to have my husband there for moral support.
00:54:45In that case, let's get you prepared for the presentation.
00:54:49You know, I've given a speech or two in my town.
00:54:52Where?
00:54:54At the Royal Gardeners Association.
00:54:58Torsbury Lig in the Slyly Toes, to Gaia and Gimbal and the Wave.
00:54:59Or Mimzu or the Horroes, the Monmouths, our Crave.
00:55:00Mm-hmm.
00:55:02Torsbury Lig in the Slyly Toes, to Gaia and Gimbal and the Wave.
00:55:07Or Mimzu or the Horroes, the Monmouths, our Crave.
00:55:10Mm-hmm.
00:55:11Mm-hmm.
00:55:12Mm-hmm.
00:55:13Mm-hmm.
00:55:18Yeah.
00:55:19Key to any good speech is keeping eye contact.
00:55:24Just like a holding court.
00:55:25Stay looking at me.
00:55:26Look at me.
00:55:27Mm-hmm.
00:55:28That's why I propose to...
00:55:29No.
00:55:30Just look at me.
00:55:31I propose to get rid of...
00:55:33...our...
00:55:48...our...
00:55:51...sorry.
00:55:52I lost track.
00:55:53Sorry, I lost track.
00:55:57That's fine if you lose track.
00:56:00Just don't lose who you're looking at.
00:56:03I'm looking.
00:56:05Good.
00:56:23Oh, hold on, I have to get this.
00:56:32Regina?
00:56:33What?
00:56:34I don't want to talk to you.
00:56:35Anna!
00:56:36Um, I just wanted a call to wish you good luck before your and dad's presentation with the
00:56:41board.
00:56:42What?
00:56:43Wait, dad's presenting?
00:56:44To replace you as CEO.
00:56:46Which obviously will not happen because you're so capable.
00:56:50Um, anyway, I just wanted you to know that you have my vote.
00:56:55I do?
00:56:57I've been doing some thinking and I want you to have the company.
00:57:02I have been a major bitch and a shit sister.
00:57:07And it's almost New Year's so I want to have a clean slate.
00:57:10What about Devin?
00:57:13Devin and I broke up.
00:57:16I'm so sorry.
00:57:19I wanted to give you a little gift as a peace offering.
00:57:24I have ordered a driver to pick you up tomorrow morning to take you to the board meeting.
00:57:30You can work in the car.
00:57:31You don't have to be stressed about driving.
00:57:33I don't know, Regina.
00:57:35Please, Anna.
00:57:36I've already caused you enough stress.
00:57:39I know I've been awful, but I want to be a real sister to you.
00:57:44If you take the car, I'll give you my vote.
00:57:53I know you need it.
00:57:55She's right.
00:57:56I do.
00:57:57Yeah.
00:57:58Okay.
00:57:59Thanks.
00:58:00Maybe she has changed.
00:58:05Did she buy it, babe?
00:58:10She's such a gullible idiot.
00:58:12We should fire her as soon as daddy gives us the company.
00:58:15Let's do it.
00:58:16Let's do it.
00:58:17It's pretty sweet of Regina.
00:58:22Uncommonly so.
00:58:24Maybe she can turn over a new leaf.
00:58:27Maybe we could even be like sisters and not enemies.
00:58:30Finally.
00:58:32We must be here?
00:58:42Is this the place?
00:58:44Yes, sir.
00:58:45It's go time.
00:58:54What?
00:58:55Where are we?
00:58:57Looks like the middle of nowhere.
00:58:59Oh, hey!
00:59:02That bitch!
00:59:05Regina set us up.
00:59:15I'm sure she'll be here.
00:59:17I keep calling, but it goes straight to voicemail.
00:59:19Anna's been acting a bit erratic lately.
00:59:22Not quite the look we want from the company.
00:59:24If Ms. Wright doesn't show in 15 minutes, she forfeits the position.
00:59:28And then my father becomes CEO.
00:59:30Correct?
00:59:33Unfortunate.
00:59:34Well, might as well go freshen up while we wait.
00:59:38Almost.
00:59:46The board meeting starts at 9.
00:59:47There's no way I'll make it across town in time.
00:59:49If I'm not there, they can't vote for me.
00:59:51Shit.
00:59:53We're in a dead zone.
00:59:56Thank the crown for the satellite phone.
01:00:00Come on.
01:00:01That's weird.
01:00:02I have some bars.
01:00:03But I think I can get better reception over here to call an Uber.
01:00:07Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00:09Geoffrey.
01:00:10Geoffrey.
01:00:11It's me.
01:00:12Code one.
01:00:13Send the pepper.
01:00:14What's this?
01:00:15The royal bed.
01:00:16Geoffrey knows the driver.
01:00:18Okay, but we can't just cut across traffic.
01:00:20When you are in the Prince's car, you do whatever you want.
01:00:25Oh, okay.
01:00:26Okay, okay.
01:00:27Okay.
01:00:28Okay.
01:00:29Okay.
01:00:30Okay.
01:00:31Okay.
01:00:32Okay.
01:00:33Okay.
01:00:34Okay.
01:00:35Okay.
01:00:36Okay.
01:00:37The Royal Bank. Jeffrey knows the driver.
01:00:40Okay, but we can't just cut across traffic.
01:00:42And when you are in the Prince's car, you do whatever you want.
01:00:46Oh, okay.
01:00:52Quick to the airport.
01:00:57Who's ready to crown Daddy C E?
01:01:03Oh.
01:01:05Good morning, Regina.
01:01:07Dad.
01:01:09Thanks for the ride, sis.
01:01:11You're welcome.
01:01:14Thank you to the board for assembling today.
01:01:17We're all here, finally.
01:01:19I've satisfied the requirement of getting married.
01:01:22No more obstacles, no more delays.
01:01:25I move that we vote that I, Anna Wright,
01:01:28become the CEO of the Wright Corporation.
01:01:30Oh, seems a little premature.
01:01:33We should hold off until you settle in.
01:01:35Yeah, she needs more time to learn.
01:01:37Before we vote, I'd be interested in your plan for the company, Ms. Wright.
01:01:42My plan?
01:01:43She doesn't have one.
01:01:45I actually have a full presentation prepared.
01:01:52If you look just here, you'll see my comprehensive plan to bring new customers to our products
01:01:57just in time for the next quarter.
01:01:59My plan is to modernize the company and double our sales within the next year.
01:02:03A year?
01:02:04We'll be dead in the water by then.
01:02:06We need results faster if you want to be CEO.
01:02:09One month.
01:02:10This guy's a moron.
01:02:11One month?
01:02:12You don't know shit about business.
01:02:13Who is this guy?
01:02:14Hannah's boy toy.
01:02:16This report says that it's possible.
01:02:17Phillip?
01:02:18Trust me.
01:02:19I got you.
01:02:20In this report, it says that our main market is mostly housewives.
01:02:23Hmm?
01:02:24So all we need to do is find a new marketing strategy to connect with them.
01:02:25We suggest a franchise with the Royal Royal Royal Royal Royal Royal Royal Royal Royal Royal
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01:03:23That settles it. Anna is the new CEO.
01:03:27Congratulations.
01:03:29I couldn't have done it without you.
01:03:33Damn it!
01:03:35Excuse me, Miss CEO, but there's an issue with your dumb little plan.
01:03:39How do you expect the royal family to sign on to this?
01:03:41Well, because I happen to be rather close with them.
01:03:47You don't know the king and queen.
01:03:49You're their servant. You shovel their shit.
01:03:52Don't talk to my husband like that.
01:03:54If he says he'll get the royal family, he will.
01:03:58I will.
01:04:03I just don't know how I'll get the king and queen involved without Anna finding out they're my parents.
01:04:16Phillip, that was a brilliant idea.
01:04:18The king and queen have lived in his faces on our dinnerware? It's going to sell like crazy.
01:04:24Happy to help, my darling.
01:04:26Hmm.
01:04:31Hello?
01:04:32You rejected all of my dates.
01:04:36Excuse me, my mind.
01:04:41Mother, I cannot talk right now.
01:04:42I set up the most eligible royal matches for you.
01:04:46And you showed up in flip-flops, acting like a buffoon, flirting with other women?
01:04:52Mother, I had a perfectly good reason. If you'll just listen for a moment.
01:04:56You were rude and dismissive.
01:04:58I will not tolerate this behavior.
01:05:00You are the prince.
01:05:02You will return home to Lavinia at once.
01:05:04You cannot order me around like a child.
01:05:07Is everything okay?
01:05:09Oh, yes. Yes. Just having a spirited chat with my mum.
01:05:14I simply refuse to return to Lavinia.
01:05:24I had a feeling you might say that.
01:05:26Which is why we have just landed in the United States.
01:05:29Wait. Here? In America? Mum? Hello? Hello? Mum?
01:05:36Your parents are in America?
01:05:40Uh...
01:05:41That's great news!
01:05:42Yeah... I guess.
01:05:45I'm gonna go get ready.
01:05:47For what?
01:05:48To meet your parents?
01:05:50Huh?
01:05:52Oops!
01:05:54She can't meet my parents.
01:05:56God, I hope they're not here yet.
01:06:06Would you mind waiting here for a moment?
01:06:16I just need to discuss my work schedule with a colleague.
01:06:20Sure thing.
01:06:25Are they?
01:06:26The study, Your Highness.
01:06:33This way.
01:06:41The prodigal son returns.
01:06:51Philip?
01:06:52You look...
01:06:54tan!
01:06:55Father?
01:06:56Mother?
01:06:58I don't have much time to explain.
01:07:00How have you managed to offend every eligible woman in the West?
01:07:04I will not marry any of your matches, Mother.
01:07:07Because...
01:07:09I already got married.
01:07:12To whom?
01:07:13A woman.
01:07:15An American.
01:07:17An American?
01:07:18Does she eat hamburgers for breakfast?
01:07:20I hear that they do that.
01:07:21This is a disaster.
01:07:22Is she a commoner?
01:07:23Oh, Philip.
01:07:24When did you do this?
01:07:25Why did you do this?
01:07:26Why did you do this?
01:07:27I will explain everything after you meet her.
01:07:31She's here.
01:07:32Unannounced.
01:07:34The goal of Americans.
01:07:35The goal of Americans.
01:07:36The American awaits.
01:07:37Well, this is a turn of events.
01:07:38One more thing.
01:07:39I haven't told her my full identity, so...
01:07:40I would also kindly ask that you pretend to be other people.
01:07:42Other people?
01:07:43Like whom?
01:07:44Yes.
01:07:45No.
01:07:46No.
01:07:47No.
01:07:48No.
01:07:49No.
01:07:50No.
01:07:51No.
01:07:52No.
01:07:53No.
01:07:54No.
01:07:55No.
01:07:56No.
01:07:57No.
01:07:58No.
01:07:59No.
01:08:00No.
01:08:01No.
01:08:02No.
01:08:03No.
01:08:04No.
01:08:05No.
01:08:06No.
01:08:07Who?
01:08:28Mrs. Buck.
01:08:30Mr. Buck.
01:08:31Hi.
01:08:32I'm Anna.
01:08:33It's such a pleasure to meet you.
01:08:35Yes, and quite a surprise.
01:08:39I'm a driver.
01:08:41Yes, yes, Philip told me.
01:08:44And Mrs. Buck, how did you end up working here?
01:08:46Working here?
01:08:48It's a funny way of putting it.
01:08:51It's the family business.
01:08:53Yes, apparently I come from a long line of maids.
01:08:58I'm also in my family's business.
01:09:01Actually, um, I was thinking, is it a possibility for me to meet the king and queen?
01:09:12I have an endorsement deal I'd love to talk to them about.
01:09:15Already trying to get to the family.
01:09:18Do we have a gold digger on our hands?
01:09:21This is unheard of.
01:09:23I beg your pardon?
01:09:25Please, mummy, don't tell her the truth.
01:09:27The king and queen do not do any endorsements.
01:09:31Oh.
01:09:36I'm so sorry.
01:09:38I didn't mean to offend you or the royal family.
01:09:41Uh, this deal is more than just a product.
01:09:46I recently took over my mother's business and it's been a lot harder than I ever expected.
01:09:52Life usually is harder than one expects.
01:09:56It's better than one expects.
01:09:57It's better than one expects.
01:09:58I'm so sorry for that.
01:09:59I'm so sorry for that.
01:10:00I'm so sorry for a AKA.
01:10:01You guys are in trouble.
01:10:02I have a great day to meet your needs.
01:10:03I'll be more than aeni.
01:10:04You just thought I'd love to meet every year.
01:10:05You guys are up to meet the individuals.
01:10:06You can't wait for them.
01:10:07You guys are up to meet every day.
01:10:08You're up to meet every week.
01:10:09I got him.
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