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Charlott And The 7 Frat Brother
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00:00:00Can I help you with something? I'm your new roommate. Roommate? But you're a girl. A woman.
00:00:04If you haven't noticed, this is a frat. It's against pan-hellenic rules for a girl to sleep over, let alone live here.
00:00:09I have nowhere to go. Look, she has nowhere else to go after this. She can stay. On one condition. No one touches her.
00:00:14I'm Wolf. You, uh, you around here? Wolf. Get the fuck away from her. Chase, what the hell?
00:00:21So much for no drama. Charlotte, if she's fair game, I deserve a shot. I like... She's not fair game, Everett.
00:00:27Obviously, I like you. A lot. It's killing me how much I like you. How much I want you.
00:00:32You want me? More than anything.
00:00:34Chase broke the rule that he made. He needs to be held accountable.
00:00:38Chase, care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called Cheerleader on steroids?
00:00:42Raven, don't. It's her or me. Take a shower with me.
00:00:46Hey, reminder, every second counts. Yes, yes, yes!
00:00:49It's been brought to my attention that your new roommate is a girl, Charlotte Withers.
00:00:54Someone talked. I bet I know who.
00:00:56The whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
00:00:58I failed you as a leader. I'm stepping down.
00:01:00They're quitting on us?
00:01:02ativism. $10.10
00:01:12I'll just leave it at that point in time.
00:01:22Let's have a tarmac with an์žฅ๋‹˜ and a secretary and a former dad.
00:01:30Oh yeah, I'm feeling it now
00:01:32Every second, every hour of the day
00:01:35Good morning, gorgeous.
00:01:44Can I help you with something?
00:01:45Charlotte Withers.
00:01:47I'm your new roommate.
00:01:50Roommate?
00:01:51But you're a girl.
00:01:53Woman.
00:01:54Look, I think you got the wrong house, babe.
00:01:56They called and said we'd be subletting to some guy named Charles.
00:01:59Charles is short for Charlotte.
00:02:01Misunderstanding.
00:02:02See, the paperwork to renew my house thing got misplaced.
00:02:05This thing is really heavy.
00:02:07You mind if we just have this discussion inside?
00:02:09I don't think...
00:02:10Great.
00:02:11Excuse me, guys.
00:02:12Sorry.
00:02:14Okay.
00:02:16Okay.
00:02:17Dibs.
00:02:24Bro, you are so trash.
00:02:26Stop cheating, bro.
00:02:27I'm gonna watch this, watch this.
00:02:28You got it, Chief.
00:02:29Take your ill.
00:02:29I bet we made you.
00:02:30Take your ill, buddy.
00:02:32Goddamn.
00:02:32I don't look at you as I'm playing.
00:02:35You regret that, watch this?
00:02:36Mm-hmm.
00:02:37Hitmarker, really?
00:02:39Oh, shoot.
00:02:42Yo, what the fuck?
00:02:45I'm in the middle of a very serious ass-kicking.
00:02:47Oh, man, stop it.
00:02:48You're not whooping shit.
00:02:50Now watch me cook.
00:02:51Look, I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you.
00:02:53There's no chance the prize lets you stay.
00:02:55Mm, we'll see about that.
00:02:58In the meantime, how about you introduce me to my new brothers?
00:03:03Okay.
00:03:05Uh, this is Miguel and Austin.
00:03:06Yes, Miguel, the certified ass-topper.
00:03:10Fuck, man.
00:03:11Fuck.
00:03:12Fuck.
00:03:13You were saying?
00:03:14Shut up, man.
00:03:15Uh, Tristan and Vincent are exchange students from Germany.
00:03:19They're still working on their English, though, so don't take their silence personally.
00:03:23I'm Darren, and this...
00:03:24Everett.
00:03:25Welcome to Croakington, sweetheart.
00:03:27I thought this was Theta Roe.
00:03:29Croakington's a nickname.
00:03:30For brothers only.
00:03:32Uh, guys, this is Charles.
00:03:35I guess she's...
00:03:37I'm your new roommate.
00:03:38Excuse me?
00:03:39Hey, Prez?
00:03:44Housing fucked up.
00:03:45This is Charles, our new sublet.
00:03:48Uh, Charlotte, it's nice to meet you.
00:03:51In case you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
00:03:54It's against pan-Hellenic policy for girls to sleep over, let alone live here.
00:03:58Wait, that's a real thing?
00:03:59I thought we were all just saying that so girls wouldn't try to cuddle after sex.
00:04:03You need to leave.
00:04:05I'd say pack your bags, but looks like you already got that covered.
00:04:08Jesus, not the waterworks.
00:04:12I'm sorry, I just...
00:04:14I have nowhere to go.
00:04:15My dad lives over four hours away, and I can't make this commute.
00:04:21Come on, Chase.
00:04:22She can stay one night.
00:04:25She can shack up with me?
00:04:26What do you say, Charles?
00:04:31Fine.
00:04:32Stop crying.
00:04:33One night.
00:04:34You're out tomorrow.
00:04:35Understand?
00:04:38Where's the kitchen?
00:04:46Where's the kitchen?
00:04:54Oh, that's so disgusting.
00:05:01Seriously?
00:05:02You don't have a knife set?
00:05:10How do you cook?
00:05:11Ever hear of a dining hall?
00:05:13What about after college?
00:05:15I guess I'll just have to find myself a happy little homemaker like you, won't I?
00:05:22That doesn't go there.
00:05:23You think it's better just loose on the counter?
00:05:26I think it's pretty clear that when it comes to this house, you have no idea where things belong.
00:05:31Eh, look at you two, bickering like an old married couple.
00:05:47I'm gonna, yeah.
00:05:50Why don't you leave well enough alone, huh?
00:05:52We don't need a maid.
00:05:53Holy shit!
00:06:06Holy shit!
00:06:08No!
00:06:09Hallelujah!
00:06:15What is this?
00:06:16It's my way of expressing my appreciation.
00:06:21I know I'm putting you guys at risk by staying here,
00:06:25and I'm grateful.
00:06:26It's been a really, really tough year, so thank you,
00:06:30and dig in.
00:06:40It's panko-crusted chevre, croquettes with quince,
00:06:43and prosciutto da parma overshaved venal arugula salad.
00:06:46Cheese balls with meat and this crazy green thing called salad.
00:06:52Yeah, I'm good.
00:06:54You won't even try it?
00:06:57You think I'll do anything you say just because you bat
00:07:00those doe eyes at me and flounce around in that cute little apron?
00:07:02I wasn't trying to...
00:07:04Your presence here threatens the existence of our charter,
00:07:06and I'll put my brother's well-being over a pretty face any day.
00:07:09So, checkout's noon tomorrow.
00:07:12Enjoy your final supper.
00:07:16A closed door means occupied.
00:07:29Chill out, Charles.
00:07:30I'm not looking.
00:07:31I'm a gentleman.
00:07:32I am just grabbing my stash.
00:07:37Oh, yeah.
00:07:38Please make yourself comfortable.
00:07:39I will.
00:07:41You know, if I have to listen to Austin argue about how
00:07:44a video game contest should be our philanthropy for one more minute,
00:07:47I will actually lose my fucking mind.
00:07:49Okay, you have to go.
00:07:50I was being sarcastic.
00:07:52Okay, wait.
00:07:52Bye now.
00:07:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, Charles.
00:07:54There's something I really wanted to tell you.
00:07:56Purple might be my new favorite color.
00:07:59Such a gentleman.
00:08:01Have a good night.
00:08:02Bye.
00:08:03Oh, my God.
00:08:04What?
00:08:05Fuck me.
00:08:06Oh, shit.
00:08:07Did I die in my sleep and wake up in heaven?
00:08:08Oh, shit.
00:08:09Get this girl, this is cold.
00:08:10Always start your day with a real breakfast, not refined sugar.
00:08:13I'm looking at you, Vincent.
00:08:15No.
00:08:16Is that your heart and your mother in front of us?
00:08:17Vin, see you.
00:08:18Thin.
00:08:19Oh, shit.
00:08:20Oh, shit.
00:08:21Oh, shit.
00:08:21You get this girl, this is cold?
00:08:23Always start your day with a real breakfast, not refined sugar.
00:08:27I'm looking at you, Vincent.
00:08:29Heinz?
00:08:30Vin, see you.
00:08:34Cinnamon rolls are cooling in the oven.
00:08:37Enjoy.
00:08:37Oh, my God.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:42Gotta get to OJ.
00:08:43Oh, my God.
00:08:45oh my god i've never had pancakes that taste like this bro this orange juice is freshly
00:08:57fucking squeezed and she took out the pulp damn let my mom do that for me oh just like with all my
00:09:04guys okay are we done we still haven't settled on our philanthropy and look i still think that
00:09:11we could do nope we're not gonna do an open mic night you practicing your tight five doesn't
00:09:16count as charity beg to differ any other suggestions i got it remember that tiktok i sent you about those
00:09:25guys in the uk serving bachelorette parties naked yeah about that is there something that you need
00:09:30to share with the group fuck off no i'm saying we serve tickets to a fancy dinner and serve it boys
00:09:36and buff style i've looked into a dinner service before it's too expensive we can't afford to hire
00:09:41a chef we already have one in the house oh chef charlotte have you lost your mind have you
00:09:50tried her food it's right prez you ain't never had bacon like this what what makes you think
00:09:55she would help us huh she would if we let her stay
00:09:58no no no way we don't need her jeez come on man we've underraised for philanthropy every year
00:10:08we're getting fined i'd rather get fined than lose the fret it's against the rules you guys want
00:10:12us to get our charter taken away am i really the only one here who gives a shit about croakington
00:10:17why are you the only one that has a problem with this admin's the one that put charles here in
00:10:21the first place right plus your dad's the dean he'll bail us out you want to bet okay then we keep
00:10:27it a secret it's a win-win we raise our shits on the money for charity and charlotte gets to stay
00:10:31look she has no one else to go after this it's not our problem i said no
00:10:37a fucking dictatorship again what was that it's a good idea chase come on you know it is
00:10:51fine she can stay
00:10:52let's go on one condition no one touches her i don't want us fighting over a girl
00:11:00if i find out that anyone it's more than just the roommate her and that brother are out
00:11:07got it got it scout's on her i'm gonna tell you the good news no you stay i'll go
00:11:15you tried you tried
00:11:22change of plans you can stay wait seriously but i just rule number one you don't tell anyone that
00:11:36you live here rule number two you cook excuse me for our philanthropy events every year all the frats
00:11:43and sororities raise money to help kids get more access to school lunches we want to do a dinner
00:11:48service but we need a chef deal deal come on i don't bite
00:12:06but i do don't get it twisted charlotte i'm not doing this for you i'm doing this for the frat loud and
00:12:13clear sir
00:12:36your breakfast cakes were so delicious how how i can make
00:12:43family secret
00:12:45damn girl i don't know if you're a miracle worker or something but that is the most he said all
00:12:49semester it's a conversation here it's not so stimulating oh okay all right don't do that come
00:12:57on what smile i'm thankful is all you have to forgive chase all he responds to is brooding
00:13:04so i'm happy to take the lead on all things kitchen but rats live better than you boys
00:13:20so as far as the house goes it'll be a team effort okay what do you want us to do
00:13:26we're making lists
00:13:32this has got to go seriously it's motivational
00:13:48honestly it's kind of like call of duty oh let's go i'm like a one-man army out here
00:13:59fire fire fire fire fire
00:14:00okay never mix bleach in anything ammonia based you'll make a chloramine gas seriously oh sick
00:14:08not mattress on the floor yeah no headboard let's just keep breaking them do you need
00:14:18a demonstration i need your credit card how about i take you to dinner instead
00:14:23oh oh chase i found some surprisingly decent curtains in storage i can put them up for you if you
00:14:32like here's another rule for you you know what's good for you stay out of my room hmm trust me
00:14:39that's the last place i want to be i'm sure
00:14:53so
00:14:57come in
00:15:02sorry i'm late
00:15:04i expected as much you've always kept your mother and i waiting you were two weeks past your due date
00:15:10okay i apologized what do you want i want you to get serious about your future son
00:15:16have you given any more thought to oxford i told you i'm not interested
00:15:20you know how many strings i pulled to get you that offer i don't want to be an academic dad
00:15:25i'm sorry to disappoint you yet again but i'm not wasting another 10 to 15 years on a phd program
00:15:30oh so you'd rather waste four years of undergrad partying i should never have let
00:15:37you join that fraternity i want you out i am not a child you can't tell me what to do anymore
00:15:44maybe not but i refuse to let you throw away your inheritance on such nonsense you don't think i
00:15:49know how much money you're pulling out of your bank account and putting into this distraction
00:15:55if i see so much as a charge for a six-pack i will shut your accounts down and in the meantime
00:16:03i will urge you to give serious thought to grad school
00:16:08i'm getting used to this
00:16:28but the sauce right here
00:16:31okay house meeting right now that means you
00:16:40out you're not a member of this house she's she's out
00:16:45excuse me
00:16:52the fuck was that i'm tyran as president was shut the
00:16:56fuck up sauerkraut listen to me boys we got to get serious about what we bring to campus
00:17:00everybody needs to step up we got to do 25 for philanthropy plus bills and house dues
00:17:06i can't keep covering this shit okay my dad is out for blood he'll do anything to
00:17:16fucking hell chase if you need help with the bills just tell us we're brothers you don't have to do this
00:17:25alone and it's not charlotte's fault this place was
00:17:28fucked before she even stepped foot in here you need to go apologize
00:17:41what now come to yell at me some more i wanted to say i'm sorry
00:17:53i had a shit day and i took it out on you
00:17:57it wasn't fair
00:18:10apology accepted
00:18:15you know when i'm having a bad day i cook
00:18:17you cook every day i've had a lot of bad dates
00:18:28come here
00:18:35what do i do with this take out that frustration
00:18:38go ahead go ahead here
00:18:44no not like that what
00:18:46like you mean it look like this
00:18:50faster
00:18:53there you go
00:18:54yeah that's perfect
00:18:58okay okay stop
00:18:59up. Now try it. I think I'll pass on the salmonella. Thanks. Mr. President, afraid of a little
00:19:17batter. Okay. Hey babe. Well hello there. You're the girl who's renting the room here, right? Yes. I'm
00:19:31Raven. Kappa Kappa President and Crokington Sweetheart. So what's your name? Charlotte. I'm
00:19:39almost done with this. You can have some when it's done if you want. Is that dark chocolate?
00:19:47The guys hate dark chocolate. They've seemed to like it fine. I'm sure they just didn't
00:19:51want to hurt your feelings. Why don't we go upstairs? I have council business to discuss.
00:19:58I think you're showing up now. Oh, you better not. And it's a bernish, ora. Morning. I'm about to start breakfast. Who here wants eggs? I made breakfast already. Got to keep my boys happy.
00:20:03Oh my god, but I totally forgot about you. No leftovers. Maybe. I'm about to start breakfast. Who here wants eggs? I made breakfast already.
00:20:10Got to keep my boys happy. Oh my god, but I totally forgot about you. No leftovers. Maybe. Oh, um, that's fine. I can make something. Would you mind cleaning up too? I've got my hands full.
00:20:17Oh, it's right there. Yes!
00:20:18It's a bernish, ora.
00:20:19It's a bernish, ora. What's this?
00:20:20I'm so sorry. What's this?
00:20:21Hello?
00:20:22Hey.
00:20:23Morning. I'm about to start breakfast. Who here wants eggs? I made breakfast already. I've got to keep my boys happy. Oh my god, but I totally forgot about you. No leftovers. Maybe. Oh, um, that's fine. I can make something. Would you mind cleaning up too? I've got my hands full.
00:20:39Got my hands full
00:20:45Sure, yeah, you're the best
00:20:53You're going down part two
00:21:09You're spying on me?
00:21:11I prefer to call it keeping an eye on an outsider who's yet to prove trustworthy
00:21:15I'm not the one telling my girlfriend about our arrangement
00:21:18She's not my girlfriend. We fuck sometimes. That's all
00:21:23Is that a blush?
00:21:25So innocent
00:21:27You're not a virgin are you?
00:21:29That's none of your business. Thank you very much
00:21:39What? I can feel you staring. What do you want?
00:21:49Why don't you have a place to live anymore?
00:21:53It's complicated
00:21:55I'm all ears
00:22:01I was living with my best friend
00:22:04But she got into this top culinary program called RCA
00:22:09Okay
00:22:11We were supposed to go together
00:22:13But I got waitlisted
00:22:17I never applied for housing
00:22:19And here I am
00:22:25Go on
00:22:27Tell me how stupid I am
00:22:29How only an idiot wouldn't have a backup plan
00:22:31How unfair it is that you have to suffer because of my bad decisions
00:22:35I wouldn't call it suffering
00:22:39No?
00:22:41I mean yes
00:22:43Your endless optimism is very annoying
00:22:45And if anyone from the school found out you were living here
00:22:49We'd all be on our asses
00:22:51But
00:22:53The boys are happy
00:22:55And the house has never been cleaner
00:22:59So
00:23:01Does this mean you'll stop throwing away the food that I leave for you?
00:23:06Not a chance sunshine
00:23:07Why?
00:23:09It's gross
00:23:11No it's not
00:23:13You're ridiculous
00:23:15You're ridiculous
00:23:16You're an endless
00:23:17You're a endless
00:23:18You're a endless
00:23:20You're a endless
00:23:21You're a endless
00:23:22You're a endless
00:23:23You're a endless
00:23:24Spice
00:23:25Attention!
00:23:26Attention everyone
00:23:27I officially call forward Charles Withers
00:23:30On the behalf of Croakington Gamelite
00:23:32Oh, schon wieder spiel
00:23:34Man do not need games to drink only boys to
00:23:40nine
00:23:41It's my turn to pick ah ah ah Charles
00:23:45She's our guest of honor. She gets to pick
00:23:48fuck it pick a game
00:23:52I like Monopoly
00:23:54No Charlotte not that kind of game. This is very serious work Charles
00:24:00Mm-hmm passed down by our Greek forefathers for generations
00:24:05gentlemen
00:24:07Lady, thank you. This is King's Cup
00:24:22What the fuck bro, oh you always pull the jack and you make the shittiest rules. What can I say the King's Cup gods they they favor me
00:24:31a new rule
00:24:33Sudden-death Paul whoever sinks it is kiss Charles
00:24:38As rule maker. I will go first. Okay, relax big guy. She's not a piece of meat
00:24:42Nobody touches her excuse me. You are not the boss of me
00:24:46Defend my own honor. Thank you
00:24:49How about this if I sing it I don't have to kiss any of you
00:24:56Hmm you know what?
00:24:58There's fair racking princess
00:25:11That's a damn shame you ready to fall in love gorgeous
00:25:15I'm sorry
00:25:36Chase you're up pass what are you chicken?
00:25:41What are you chicken
00:25:54Oh
00:25:56Okay, mr. Smith
00:25:58What are you chicken?
00:26:02What are you chicken?
00:26:08Am I interrupting?
00:26:09Not at all
00:26:11Not at all
00:26:27My turn
00:26:29I'm a little boss
00:26:31Four
00:26:32Four
00:26:33Hors
00:26:35Drink up Charlotte
00:26:36Daren I wanted to- OH MY GOD I'm so sorry! I'm just- okay. Alright. Okay. I'm sorry
00:26:54Uh, did you still want to do dinner?
00:27:06Uh, did you still want to do dinner?
00:27:08Daren I never would've- I didn't know you had someone over
00:27:18Uh, yeah. Yeah, that's Val
00:27:21She's in my Cal class and I've been kinda flirting for a couple months now
00:27:25I finally got the courage to ask her out
00:27:27And...
00:27:29Yeah
00:27:30She seems really sweet
00:27:32She is! She is!
00:27:34But...
00:27:35Now she thinks maybe you were coming in because you and I are-
00:27:39What?
00:27:41No! She has to understand that I- I-
00:27:43I can't tell her you're living here
00:27:45It's fine
00:27:47What are you working on?
00:27:49It's- It's for boys in the buff. I'm playing with the menu
00:27:52Wait
00:27:54Let's...
00:27:55Go back
00:27:57How can I fix this?
00:27:59I know you didn't mean it
00:28:01It's fine, really
00:28:14Uh, hi
00:28:15Hi
00:28:16Hi
00:28:18So...
00:28:19You wanna talk about the other night?
00:28:21Or...
00:28:22What's there to talk about?
00:28:25Maybe how we almost kissed and you've been avoiding me ever since?
00:28:29I haven't been avoiding you
00:28:30I've been... busy
00:28:31Right
00:28:32Making the world's saddest sandwiches
00:28:34What's wrong with ham and cheese?
00:28:45What did you learn to cook anyway?
00:28:47My mom
00:28:51She was one of the best chefs in the country, actually
00:28:55So she taught you?
00:28:56Um...
00:28:58Not exactly
00:29:00She died when I was young
00:29:02But I watched every video she was ever in
00:29:04And she had this notebook full of recipes and notes
00:29:10Sorry, Charlotte
00:29:12Jesus
00:29:14Uh...
00:29:15How are you...
00:29:16You know...
00:29:17You're always so...
00:29:19Happy
00:29:20Um...
00:29:21Better to be happy than miserable
00:29:23Right?
00:29:24What about you?
00:29:28Is there a reason you walk around with a permanent scout?
00:29:32It's...
00:29:33You know...
00:29:34Family stuff
00:29:37Not like you, though
00:29:39Shit...
00:29:40That came out wrong
00:29:41I'm sorry
00:29:42Your dad's Dean Tucker
00:29:44Right?
00:29:46Can't be easy
00:29:47Yeah, he thinks any career that's not academia is pointless
00:29:50All careers are important
00:29:52Not to him
00:29:53He hates having a frat
00:29:55Leading a frat?
00:29:57How about your mom?
00:29:59She left us a long time ago, but...
00:30:00Whatever
00:30:02I mean, if you love to cook so much, why not just follow in your mom's footsteps?
00:30:07I tried
00:30:09She was in that RCA program I told you about
00:30:12But I obviously didn't get in, so...
00:30:15So you're giving up?
00:30:18I'm not good enough
00:30:19Okay?
00:30:23Let's just leave it at that
00:30:33Okay, so I made you these soccer points
00:30:35These are the projections for the boys in the bus
00:30:36I've handled the pitch before
00:30:37Yeah, but...
00:30:38This is Whole Foods
00:30:39This is gonna level up our whole event
00:30:40I know that!
00:30:41I got it
00:30:42Yes, Chase is very much interested
00:30:50Well, I...
00:30:51Yes, I know this is a massive opportunity, not only for him, but for our school as a whole
00:30:57I could not agree more
00:30:59Well, I have taken it upon myself to make the decision for him
00:31:02I see
00:31:03Believe me, Chase is not going to bite the hand that feeds him
00:31:07I'm very glad to hear that
00:31:08Yes, yes, we'll speak soon
00:31:09Thank you
00:31:10Thank you
00:31:12Cassandra?
00:31:18Yes, Dean Tucker?
00:31:19Please pull up all of Chase's banking statements
00:31:22Will do
00:31:24So I want to start off with squash blossoms, candied bacon, maybe oysters for cocktail hour
00:31:30Moving on, cucumber soup is very in, and a classic French onion
00:31:34For mains, we do monkfish, roasted quail, or duck
00:31:39Mm-hmm
00:31:41What about vegetables?
00:31:43I'm so proud of you for asking
00:31:46I'm still toying with ideas
00:31:49Hey!
00:31:50How'd it go?
00:31:51Not good
00:31:52We took the meeting because of my last name, but he was on his phone the entire time
00:31:56We'll have to find another sponsor
00:31:57Fucking hell
00:31:59Hey, I did what I could to help
00:32:01What are you doing?
00:32:02Playing chef?
00:32:03Not playing anything
00:32:06I'm trying to salvage our philanthropy
00:32:08You'd think our president would be trying to do the same
00:32:11You got something to say?
00:32:12Obviously
00:32:14So say it
00:32:16Okay
00:32:17Come on
00:32:19Forget the meeting
00:32:20You'll get him next time
00:32:22Let's go out
00:32:24I think we could all blow off some steam
00:32:28What do you think?
00:32:31Alright
00:32:32Good idea
00:32:33What are you drinking?
00:32:35What are you drinking?
00:32:36Uh, daiquiri sounds good
00:32:50Yeah
00:32:51We could eight beers and eight shots of tequila
00:32:54You got it
00:32:55You are such a stereotype
00:32:56You can get stuff that tastes good
00:32:58Yeah, I'm not here because I want it to taste good
00:33:01Here to get drunk
00:33:02You are just a fun sucker
00:33:04Just call me a fun sucker
00:33:06I did
00:33:07You don't know fun
00:33:08And you do, huh?
00:33:10Tell me, sunshine
00:33:11What do you do for fun?
00:33:15There's that blush again
00:33:17What kind of fun are you thinking about, huh?
00:33:18Hey, who's ready for a game of darts, huh?
00:33:23Yeah
00:33:27Oh!
00:33:28Alright, alright, alright
00:33:30Come on, next step
00:33:31It's my turn to do it
00:33:32Let's go, sweet cheeks
00:33:34This should be good
00:33:35I'm terrified
00:33:36Can't wait for this
00:33:37Okay
00:33:38Any day now
00:33:40Oh!
00:33:41Oh!
00:33:42Oh!
00:33:43Oh!
00:33:44Oh!
00:33:45Alright
00:33:46Dinner's locked
00:33:48Alright
00:33:50Boo!
00:33:51Show off
00:33:52Fuck you guys
00:33:53Next round on me
00:33:54Hey!
00:33:56To Charles!
00:33:57To Charles
00:34:01Hello
00:34:02Could I have eight shots of tequila, please?
00:34:05And put it on Withers
00:34:07Thank you
00:34:09What do I want?
00:34:14How's it going?
00:34:17Good
00:34:19I'm Wolf
00:34:21You, uh, you around here?
00:34:24No, just not really a bar girl
00:34:27Not really a bar girl?
00:34:28What kind of girl are you?
00:34:30Uh, in this moment?
00:34:31Yes
00:34:32A very tipsy one
00:34:34Very tipsy one, wow
00:34:36Wow
00:34:37Thank you
00:34:38Let me help you with those then, okay?
00:34:39Are you sure?
00:34:41I insist
00:34:43Okay
00:34:44Thank you very much
00:34:46You're very welcome
00:34:47Alrighty, let's go
00:34:48Where did you even come from?
00:34:51I'm serious
00:34:52What fucking planet are you from?
00:34:53Guys
00:34:54This is Wolf
00:34:55Get the fuck away from her
00:34:57Chase, what the hell?
00:34:58What is your problem?
00:34:59Yeah, chill out man
00:35:01Run away little dog
00:35:02Nice accent
00:35:04Nice accent
00:35:05You should go fuck off back to the fatherland
00:35:07Okay, which drinks did he touch, huh?
00:35:08Okay, I don't know
00:35:09What is going on?
00:35:10Don't you dare come meet her again
00:35:11What are you, her keeper?
00:35:12Chase, what is your problem?
00:35:14Stay out of this Charlotte
00:35:15No!
00:35:16You are not the boss of me
00:35:17Or anyone here for that matter
00:35:21No
00:35:22Charlotte
00:35:23Is Raven here?
00:35:25Or things not so sweet with your sweetheart anymore?
00:35:29Leave her alone too, Wolf
00:35:30The men of SIGCHI will gladly take her off your hands if you'll treat her out
00:35:34Talk to either of them again, I swear to god you'll regret it
00:35:37We'll see
00:35:49Darren, please tell me you brought the Advil
00:35:51Uh, it's Chase
00:35:52I just wanted to check up on you
00:35:54But if you want Darren, I could go get him
00:35:57Uh, no
00:35:58Thank you
00:36:03I think I'm officially a one glass of wine at dinner kind of girl
00:36:06Not shots
00:36:08Yeah
00:36:10I'm sorry I yelled at you before
00:36:13Yeah, what was that?
00:36:15Wolf and the SIGCHI guys have a reputation of Spike and Drake
00:36:18Oh my god, seriously?
00:36:20Yeah, they're not good guys
00:36:22The school just lets them get away with it?
00:36:24They have some of the biggest donors on campus
00:36:26I mean, the Ballard Business School is literally named after Wolf's family
00:36:30Oh, that is so messed up
00:36:33Oh my god
00:36:34Hey, hey, you're okay
00:36:35Hey, hey, you're okay
00:36:37Mmm
00:36:38Mmm
00:36:40Mmm
00:36:45All right
00:36:48Got to look at me
00:36:51Just a little puke, Evan said the best of us
00:36:53Oh, it's so embarrassing
00:36:54It's so embarrassing
00:36:55Don't be embarrassed
00:36:57Here
00:36:59You take care of everyone else here, so
00:37:01Time that someone returns the favor
00:37:02Your turn is a favor
00:37:14Thank you for everything
00:37:18It's no big deal
00:37:22Yes, it is
00:37:25I have to go
00:37:32Boys, food's ready
00:37:42Yeah, ooh, baby!
00:37:44Okay, quiet breakfast
00:37:46Yes, quiet
00:37:48I'm over, are we?
00:37:50A little, mm-hmm
00:37:52You'll get used to it
00:37:54So, I met the owner of the bar last night
00:37:57We totally hit it off
00:37:58Whoa, seriously?
00:37:59You were hammered
00:38:00He was hitting on you?
00:38:01No, not like that
00:38:02Okay
00:38:03He wants to sponsor you guys
00:38:05He's donating $5,000
00:38:12Is that okay?
00:38:14I was just trying to help
00:38:15But if you don't think it's a good idea
00:38:16No, it is
00:38:17I just kind of stole my thunder
00:38:20I got us a sponsor who's going to donate $10,000
00:38:22What?
00:38:24What?
00:38:26That's incredible!
00:38:28Oh my God, I knew you could do it
00:38:29Oh my God, I knew you could do it
00:38:30Oh my God, I knew you could do it
00:38:32Yeah!
00:38:37Chase, wait up
00:38:38Yo
00:38:39I want to talk to you about the deal you made
00:38:40Oh, it's great, right?
00:38:41I'll send you all the info tonight
00:38:43No!
00:38:44I'm the treasurer
00:38:45Why would you sign anything without talking to me first?
00:38:47And I'm president
00:38:48Look, we needed a sponsor, I found one
00:38:50What's the big deal?
00:38:51You'll still be the point for future contracts
00:38:53So president means you get to do whatever you want to
00:38:56Without consulting anybody?
00:38:58You get to make your own rules
00:38:59But you don't have to follow any of them?
00:39:00What are you talking about?
00:39:01Don't play dumb, Charlotte
00:39:04You said she was off limits, right?
00:39:05That's your rule?
00:39:07Now you're flirting with her
00:39:08I mean, you're practically fucking drooling over her
00:39:11If she's fair game, I deserve a shot
00:39:13I like her
00:39:14She's not fair game, Everett
00:39:15She's not game at all
00:39:16Why don't you leave her out of your quest to fuck every girl on campus, yeah?
00:39:19Big guy
00:39:29It's open
00:39:33Is it safe?
00:39:35Yes, you dork
00:39:36Come in
00:39:37Thank you
00:39:42So, how are things going with Val?
00:39:47Uh, yeah, they're not
00:39:50Um, I haven't asked her out again
00:39:52I don't wanna make her uncomfortable
00:39:54I promise you are not the kind of guy that makes a girl uncomfortable
00:39:58You really like her, don't you?
00:40:04Uh, she's so smart
00:40:08And really ambitious
00:40:11You know, and she's so creative
00:40:12She made this Galadriel costume for Comic Con and
00:40:17She's amazing
00:40:18Oh my god, Dee
00:40:21If you really like her this much, you can't just let her go
00:40:26You have to ask her out again
00:40:31I have an idea
00:40:35You're inviting her to Boys in the Buff
00:40:38Let me help
00:40:48Ever been to a frat party?
00:40:49We don't need frittatas
00:40:51Maybe you do
00:40:52Maybe less people would throw up in your lawn
00:40:54If they had something in their stomach besides alcohol
00:40:57Besides, this will be good for Boys in the Buff
00:41:00Yeah, I don't really think stale beer
00:41:01Pairs well with, uh, salmon biscuit
00:41:04Well then, splurge on better beer
00:41:07Did-
00:41:08You just laughed at my actual joke
00:41:10Okay, not cause it was funny
00:41:11Just for you
00:41:13You might not want to admit it, Chase Tucker
00:41:16But you like me
00:41:18Okay
00:41:20Liking
00:41:21And not hating
00:41:22Two very different things
00:41:25God
00:41:31Chase, what are you-
00:41:33What the hell is going on here?
00:41:37Chase
00:41:39Care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called
00:41:41Cheerleader on steroids?
00:41:43Raven, don't
00:41:44The girl you said was ruining the frat?
00:41:46You have no idea what you're talking about
00:41:48This is none of your business
00:41:49I don't think so
00:41:50This became house business the second you told everyone that she's off limits
00:41:54You said that?
00:41:56I just didn't want you to come in between the brothers
00:41:57I didn't want there to be any fighting
00:41:59Not that she's anything worth fighting over
00:42:04I'm not your property that you can make decisions for
00:42:06What is your problem?
00:42:12I don't like to share
00:42:13I don't like to share
00:42:31Bites like these and many others will be served next weekend at Boys and the Buff dinner
00:42:35Buy your tickets at the front
00:42:36Uh, naked guys
00:42:39Crab cakes
00:42:41What more could you ask for?
00:42:47Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
00:42:49Yeah, sure
00:42:50Sure
00:42:57So...
00:42:59How are you feeling?
00:43:02I don't know
00:43:04I guess...
00:43:06Weirdly violated
00:43:08Look, I don't want to defend the guy
00:43:11But it makes sense
00:43:13I mean, this is a frat house
00:43:16I mean, we're all a bunch of dogs
00:43:18And you...
00:43:20You are...
00:43:22The most beautiful girl
00:43:24Any of us have ever seen in our lives
00:43:26Come on Everett, I'm serious
00:43:29So am I
00:43:33I...
00:43:35I mean, if Chase hadn't been so adamant
00:43:37I...
00:43:39I would have told you sooner
00:43:41I just...
00:43:42What, you...
00:43:44No, we're friends
00:43:46Yeah, of course we are, but...
00:43:48Obviously I like you
00:43:50A lot
00:43:55Yo, we need more punch
00:43:57Oh, shit
00:43:59Um, I have to go refill the punch
00:44:01Um, let's talk later
00:44:03Yeah, yeah, of course
00:44:04There you are
00:44:06Look, I need to talk to you, alright?
00:44:08I want to explain
00:44:10Explain how you weirdly tried to control who I see?
00:44:12Go ahead
00:44:14Explain to me how it's any of your business
00:44:16Who I hook up with
00:44:18That's my decision, Chase
00:44:20So you want to, then?
00:44:22You want to hook up with someone in the house?
00:44:24That's not the point
00:44:26I know you don't mind
00:44:28You want to hook up with someone in the house?
00:44:30That's not the point
00:44:32I know you don't like me
00:44:34That you think I'm a danger to your precious brotherhood
00:44:38I just don't understand why
00:44:40I...
00:44:42What did I do to you?
00:44:44What did you do to me?
00:44:45You drove me fucking crazy
00:44:47Well, right back at you!
00:44:49Hey, come on
00:44:51I do like you, okay?
00:44:53It's killing me how much I like you
00:44:55How much I want you
00:44:57You want me?
00:44:58You want me?
00:45:00More than anything
00:45:01Take your time
00:45:02What about the rule?
00:45:30Fuck the boss.
00:45:32Where are we going?
00:45:39The room.
00:45:40I thought I wasn't supposed to go to your room if I knew it was good for me.
00:45:43Where did I tell you about the rules?
00:45:49Are you fucking kidding me?
00:45:54I knew it.
00:45:57Damn it.
00:45:58Now we're all lost in 20 bucks.
00:46:00What?
00:46:01You got the vibes between you two.
00:46:03I just didn't get the boss to do anything.
00:46:04It isn't funny.
00:46:05They broke the rules.
00:46:06They gotta go.
00:46:07What?
00:46:08I have to leave?
00:46:09No, no.
00:46:10You're not going anywhere.
00:46:11So what?
00:46:12Your own rules don't apply to you?
00:46:13Fucking hypocrite.
00:46:14All right.
00:46:15Evie's up.
00:46:16It's not like we actually want Charlotte or Chase to go.
00:46:18I'm sorry.
00:46:19It just happened.
00:46:20Get off me.
00:46:22House meeting.
00:46:23First thing tomorrow.
00:46:24So, as you guys know, last night Chase and I...
00:46:41Won me $20.
00:46:42Thank you, Prez.
00:46:45Kissed.
00:46:46Right.
00:46:47So, are you guys together now?
00:46:48All right, come on.
00:46:49Can we not do this?
00:46:50What do you intend with Charlotte?
00:46:51I don't know.
00:46:52You should know.
00:46:53Is this just casual?
00:46:55I feel like she deserves a no up front.
00:46:57Guys, we're just getting to know each other as more than housemates.
00:47:01Let's all take a breath.
00:47:04And what if he breaks your heart?
00:47:06And what if I break his?
00:47:10We're taking it one day at a time, okay?
00:47:14Seriously?
00:47:17That's it?
00:47:19This is ridiculous.
00:47:21Chase broke the rule that he made.
00:47:23He needs to be held accountable.
00:47:25Guys, come on.
00:47:31Fuck this shit.
00:47:34Come in.
00:47:39Yeah.
00:47:44About earlier, that was...
00:47:47Intense.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:49Maybe you were right in the first place.
00:47:53I don't want to cause a fight.
00:47:55He'll be fine.
00:47:56Is that normal for him?
00:47:58When he doesn't get his way.
00:48:00Look, I don't want to talk about him.
00:48:02I don't want to talk about us.
00:48:07No.
00:48:08Or rather, not talk.
00:48:11Not talk.
00:48:23Um, I think...
00:48:25What are you thinking?
00:48:29Never mind.
00:48:30I'll be right there.
00:48:44right there oh seriously maybe we should get to know each other away from six other guys
00:48:54what like a date yeah like a date okay like a date yeah
00:49:03okay this is dumb i shouldn't have brought you somewhere with bowling alley nachos let's go
00:49:16it's okay don't overthink it i don't normally so we're trying to get to know each other right
00:49:25ask me anything okay um where are you from not too far i grew up in central california with my dad
00:49:35are you guys close kind of he's been really struggling since my mom died
00:49:40if i'm honest never felt like there was enough room for me to also be sad
00:49:46i'm sorry charlotte what about your dad did you tell him you got the sponsorship
00:49:54i want him to see it at the event i don't know maybe if he sees it all together
00:50:00then he'll get it well even if he doesn't you did an incredible job
00:50:07you know that right and it's okay to disappoint your parents sometimes
00:50:14it's your life and you get to follow your passion
00:50:19did i cross the line i i like talking to you i want to impress you and this isn't very impressive
00:50:32you're kidding right jace do you realize how intimidating you are
00:50:39to you the young julia child how do you know about julia child i might have googled some
00:50:47important culinary figures i just didn't think you'd want to hear about me only being into guy fieri
00:50:53and his cars i watched triple d all the time did you know he was a major donor to restaurant staff
00:51:02during lockdown and i love his 1968 camaro well in that case what do you say we go back to the house
00:51:12put some on in the background
00:51:14i'm ready to have us i'm for you
00:51:28oh there are some things i wish i never saw
00:51:32get out of here but it's for night time charlotte you promised
00:51:36please you weren't kidding about no privacy huh
00:51:42okay i'm coming
00:51:47let's go
00:51:49oh my god
00:51:51okay
00:51:54fine
00:51:55well well hello boys what's all this promotion i'm gonna set up on the quad get the word
00:52:14out about that fundraiser for our philanthropy oh yes naked dinner it's not we have these like
00:52:21underwear like briefs and aprons you know the bow ties yeah yeah classy event
00:52:27do you know how this is going to look chase it's gonna look like we're raising money for kids without
00:52:32lunches it's gonna look like we're helping this is not helping you're just making a fool out of
00:52:38yourself and who's paying for this event we have sponsors it's legit dean tucker if i may
00:52:46say it's actually a great idea it's huge in europe for events although they tend to have
00:52:52a more open acceptance than most men here yeah this is true in germany if we have no fear of penises
00:52:59we love some just wait it's gonna charlotte don't and who exactly are you this is charlotte
00:53:09she's a friend a friend are you in some sorority as well she's the chef she'll be cooking
00:53:18everything for our event oh chef what happened to charles something or other that new boy he's
00:53:27at class he'll be back later oh what's he studying english well at least one of you has some decency
00:53:35well i best be going you enjoy yourself while you can chase goodbye son
00:53:46all right let's get these poses on the club
00:53:50we need to talk even we're kind of in the middle of something here
00:53:54i've had some time to think about it and i trust that we both enjoy what we've got going on here
00:54:08so i don't care if you see other people just
00:54:11not her it's not really your call you're not my girlfriend you can't make those kind of demands
00:54:20on maybe i wasn't clear enough it's her or me
00:54:28seriously i think maybe this thing between us has run its course
00:54:34okay things are complicated now i need to focus on the house you think you can just get rid of me
00:54:42i'm still sweetheart i'm not leaving my boys behind i'm not asking you to i just think that you and i
00:54:48are we're still your sister house that is unless you want to lose all future parties and functions with
00:54:53us too we don't everything besides us stays the same well in that case why don't i give you a hand
00:55:04no you do not need to i insist
00:55:18you guys
00:55:31i'm sorry about them oh thank you so much appreciate it um we're hosting this event it's called boys in
00:55:40the buff you should come hi come to boys in the buff on february 5th
00:55:48Oh, my God.
00:55:55School!
00:55:56I saw the hands up!
00:55:59Here you go, beautiful.
00:56:01Hey, what'd I tell you about talking to her?
00:56:03So protective.
00:56:05How does that make you feel, Raven?
00:56:07You're ready to come to us yet?
00:56:09I'd never step foot in your disgusting frat.
00:56:12Oh, okay.
00:56:13So we're listening to rumors now.
00:56:16Speaking of, I heard one that...
00:56:18There's a girl living in Theta Row.
00:56:22Doesn't that go against pan-Hellenic rules?
00:56:24You don't know what you're talking about.
00:56:26Then why has Charlotte been seen leaving the frat every morning?
00:56:29You need to leave, Wolf.
00:56:32Do you jump back to bed?
00:56:33Or are you someone's kept little house slut?
00:56:41Don't you ever speak to her like that!
00:56:43What the fuck?
00:56:44So much for no drama.
00:56:45You're gonna regret that.
00:56:49You're fuckin' right.
00:56:53So you'll defend her honor, but not mine.
00:56:56Come on, Raven.
00:56:56You know we love you.
00:56:58Not as much as your new plaything.
00:57:00Little Miss Sunshine here turned all of you against me.
00:57:03I didn't do anything.
00:57:04Hey, I thought we agreed to keep things civil, Raven.
00:57:06But you know what?
00:57:07If you're gonna go that route,
00:57:09maybe we do need another sister sorority.
00:57:11What the fuck, Chase?
00:57:13Not your decision.
00:57:15We vote on shit like that.
00:57:18I deserve better than this.
00:57:22Enjoy my sloppy seconds.
00:57:28So fucking...
00:57:29Thank you for sticking up for me.
00:57:46But violence is never the answer.
00:57:49Chase, I don't want you getting in trouble
00:57:50or ruining relationships for me.
00:57:52Stop.
00:57:53We're not gonna let Raven or that idiot ruin this.
00:57:56You're good for the frat.
00:57:57For the boys.
00:58:00Would I make any good for you?
00:58:03Would you make any good for me, Charlotte?
00:58:04I...
00:58:06No one has ever believed in me like you do.
00:58:08No one has ever stood up to me the way that you do.
00:58:11Or made me laugh the way that you do, or...
00:58:15Made you nicer.
00:58:16God, what'd I do for you alone right now?
00:58:33Shit!
00:58:35What?
00:58:36Where is it?
00:58:37That's my old roommate, Cassie,
00:58:39in the RCA admissions advisor.
00:58:41Hold on, I don't want them to see me.
00:58:42Why not?
00:58:42Because I'm embarrassed.
00:58:45Okay, that was my mom's old advisor, too.
00:58:49I was supposed to be in easy acceptance,
00:58:50and I...
00:58:51I wasn't.
00:58:52Come on.
00:58:53I wasn't good enough.
00:58:54Maybe now's your time.
00:58:55I mean, I'm sure it could have been that bad, Sunshine.
00:58:56Don't pressure me, Chase.
00:58:58I'm going home.
00:58:59Come in.
00:59:14Hey.
00:59:15I saw your runoff, but Chase wouldn't explain.
00:59:18You okay?
00:59:19It's not important.
00:59:20Do I need to beat him up for you?
00:59:21I was actually going to come find you.
00:59:31So, this is what I've been working on for Val.
00:59:39The one ring?
00:59:40So, the donut is chocolate-plated in edible gold,
00:59:46and you can bring it to her during dessert.
00:59:50This is amazing, Charles.
00:59:52Are you sure you'll have time for this?
00:59:55I told you I'd fix it.
00:59:57You need a big romantic gesture
00:59:59to win your dream girl back.
01:00:02You're the best.
01:00:04I'm so glad you moved in.
01:00:05Though, is it weird to give her the ring
01:00:11that's the symbolization of evil?
01:00:12Don't stop.
01:00:15Okay.
01:00:16So, I just have to pick up a few remaining things
01:00:18at the store,
01:00:19and then we're all set for the party.
01:00:20No, no, no.
01:00:21Send me a list.
01:00:22I got it.
01:00:23Seriously?
01:00:24That would be a huge help.
01:00:27Um, let me get you some cash.
01:00:29Don't worry about it.
01:00:30Chase covers stuff for the house like this all the time.
01:00:33Plus, Evan and I have access to his card.
01:00:34Okay, cool.
01:00:38Of course.
01:00:47Oh, my God.
01:00:49I'm so sorry.
01:00:50I didn't realize someone was in here.
01:00:51Hand me that towel.
01:00:56Here.
01:00:58I didn't see anything.
01:01:00Well, I did.
01:01:02But not for very long.
01:01:03Oh, I don't mind.
01:01:08In fact, I want you to see.
01:01:09I'm still mad at you, you know.
01:01:22What can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:01:24We could okay.
01:01:26Maybe say you're sorry.
01:01:31What if I show you instead?
01:01:33I would give up all my money.
01:01:49I would trade all of my gold.
01:01:52I would give up all my money.
01:01:57A reminder.
01:01:59Dinner is seven courses.
01:02:01Every second counts.
01:02:02Yes, chef!
01:02:03We are going to have to work together as one machine.
01:02:07Um, chef?
01:02:08I may have lost the uniforms.
01:02:13They are freshly laundered and laid out in each one of your rooms.
01:02:17Jesus.
01:02:18Chase, Miguel, Austin, Darren, you'll arrange tables out back.
01:02:24Tristan and Vincent, you'll follow with decor.
01:02:26Remember that it's...
01:02:28Fischfork, dinnerfork, saladfork, gonsolette.
01:02:31Excellent.
01:02:32Everett, you are in the kitchen with me for prep.
01:02:34Family dinner is 30 minutes before guests arrive.
01:02:39Ready?
01:02:40Yes, chef!
01:02:42Yes, chef.
01:02:45Let's do this.
01:02:46Take your shit.
01:02:51Okay.
01:02:53Nein, das Glas kommt oben rechts hin.
01:02:56Nein, da kommt das Weinglas hin.
01:02:59Das geht weg.
01:03:01Halt die Klappe!
01:03:02Oh, immer wieder mit...
01:03:04Halt dein Klapp!
01:03:05Oh, you're giving me a headache with that shit.
01:03:07Please.
01:03:08Oh, speaking of loud, by the sounds of last night, you and Charlotte...
01:03:12You're good again?
01:03:13Oh, Jesus, Austin.
01:03:15That's basically our sister, dude.
01:03:16Yeah, no comment there, either.
01:03:18I'm just saying, I'm all for it.
01:03:21You are a lot easier to be around these days.
01:03:24I wasn't that bad.
01:03:25You were.
01:03:26So, uh, is she your girlfriend yet?
01:03:29Right.
01:03:29Like I tell any of you idiots before talking to her.
01:03:32Come on.
01:03:33Come on, bro.
01:03:34Just admit you really like her.
01:03:38Fine.
01:03:39Yeah, I like her.
01:03:39Happy?
01:03:40Yeah.
01:03:40There we go.
01:03:42Whatever.
01:03:43Shut up.
01:03:43Come on.
01:03:44Let's keep this going.
01:03:45All right, boys.
01:03:50Uh, good.
01:03:50And then we'll cover them with water so they don't brown.
01:03:53Got it.
01:03:56Can we talk?
01:03:58You've been really short with me since the frat party.
01:04:01Yeah.
01:04:01I told you, I had a thing for you, and you blew me off and ran a chase, so, what did you expect?
01:04:12Everett, I'm so sorry I made you feel that way.
01:04:17I just, if I'm being honest, I didn't think you were being serious.
01:04:24girls.
01:04:24That's bullshit.
01:04:25HY gerns, girls, girls always say they want honesty, and then the second a guy finally
01:04:32gives it to them, they fuck off.
01:04:34Girls do want honest and nice guys.
01:04:38as a brother, as family.
01:04:42Family.
01:04:44Jesus, Charlotte.
01:04:46Hey, Ev, let's get changed.
01:04:50Wait, Ev.
01:04:53Are we okay?
01:04:55Sure.
01:05:02Enjoy.
01:05:03Thank you, guys.
01:05:04Hey, thanks for coming.
01:05:05Seriously.
01:05:06Thank you, sir.
01:05:07Have some more drinks.
01:05:08Thanks for coming.
01:05:12Jesus Christ.
01:05:14Before you pass your final judgment,
01:05:16you should take a look at everything.
01:05:17I don't really think you want to know
01:05:19the entirety of my judgment.
01:05:22This is something only a child would do.
01:05:24A child?
01:05:25We had a goal and we're exceeding it.
01:05:27I'm proud of what we're doing.
01:05:28You should be ashamed.
01:05:30Do you know what you're giving up?
01:05:32Not only your own future,
01:05:34but the future of our family.
01:05:37You know what?
01:05:37I knew you were never going to give it a shot.
01:05:39Never mind the incredible food or the donors.
01:05:41Oh, what the donors?
01:05:42Oh, so you're paying for this with donor money?
01:05:44Yeah.
01:05:45Well, then why did I just get a notification
01:05:47for a $600 charge from a specialty grocery store?
01:05:52What?
01:05:53I didn't buy anything.
01:05:55Then you're very careless and you let someone else use it.
01:05:58I am tired of funding this frivolity.
01:06:01No, from this moment on, you're cut off.
01:06:03No.
01:06:04No, you can't do that, okay?
01:06:05I will pay you back.
01:06:07With what money?
01:06:09My own?
01:06:10No.
01:06:11I will give you one week to turn this over to someone else.
01:06:14I don't care who it is.
01:06:16And then you will accept Oxford's offer.
01:06:20If not, well, then good luck with your business ventures.
01:06:25Hey, have you seen Darren?
01:06:33You good?
01:06:37What's wrong?
01:06:38Have you guys been using my card recently?
01:06:40Uh, yeah.
01:06:40I used it yesterday to pick up some stuff
01:06:42that Charlotte needed for the party.
01:06:44I have the receipts.
01:06:45Fuck.
01:06:46Was I not supposed to?
01:06:48You said to use it for anything house-related.
01:06:50Okay, look, I didn't want to tell anyone this.
01:06:55But my dad wants me to leave the frat.
01:06:57He knows that money's the only control he has over me.
01:07:00And that card that you guys used is linked to my inheritance.
01:07:03You guys used it, he got notified.
01:07:05He found the perfect excuse to cut me off.
01:07:08Fucking hell.
01:07:11Why didn't you tell us?
01:07:12I was ashamed.
01:07:14All right?
01:07:14I thought I could handle it myself, but I just...
01:07:18We're your brothers, Chase.
01:07:20You should have come to us, and we could have...
01:07:21It's fine.
01:07:22I'll figure it out.
01:07:25You have to tell the others.
01:07:26No.
01:07:27I said, it's fine.
01:07:28I will figure it out.
01:07:29Charlotte just cut herself.
01:07:30You need to help her ASAP.
01:07:35Hey, what's wrong?
01:07:36Are you hurt?
01:07:37I'm fine.
01:07:38I told Miguel not to come get you.
01:07:39These things happen, and it can't...
01:07:41Okay.
01:07:43You're such a drama queen.
01:07:45You need to be more careful.
01:07:46What's wrong?
01:07:49You're hurt.
01:07:51And that's not it.
01:07:53I just...
01:07:53Look, I got into it with my dad earlier.
01:07:54All right?
01:07:55I really don't want to talk about it.
01:07:58There.
01:08:00Look.
01:08:02I'm here already.
01:08:06Oh, my God.
01:08:14I cannot be sanitary.
01:08:15Every time.
01:08:16Get out, man.
01:08:17I'd love to, but I can't find the cash box.
01:08:20What?
01:08:21What do you mean you can't find it?
01:08:22Miguel had it at the beginning of the night.
01:08:24He gave it to Tristan, and then he locked it up.
01:08:26Where did he lock it up at?
01:08:27There's a safe.
01:08:28In Chase's room.
01:08:30Think he was your dad?
01:08:31No.
01:08:32Chase, maybe now you should tell...
01:08:33Look, my dad either wants me to drop the frat, or he's cutting me off.
01:08:36But stealing our philanthropy earnings?
01:08:38No.
01:08:38No, that's not his style.
01:08:39Wait, you can't quit.
01:08:40The guys need you.
01:08:41I have no choice.
01:08:41If he cuts me off, I can't afford tuition.
01:08:43You're quitting on us?
01:08:44I don't know what I'm doing, okay?
01:08:45Just give me a minute.
01:08:46God.
01:08:46Okay.
01:08:47Okay.
01:08:47Okay.
01:08:48One thing at a time.
01:08:50The cash box.
01:08:51Who has access?
01:08:52It's the three heads of council.
01:08:53So it's me, it's philanthropy, it's treasurer.
01:09:00You think Everett stole it?
01:09:01I don't know.
01:09:03No.
01:09:03There has to be some explanation, okay?
01:09:05He loves this fraternity just as much as you.
01:09:07He wouldn't do this.
01:09:08We have to find him and just...
01:09:10No worries, DT.
01:09:11He's right here, sir.
01:09:15You must...
01:09:16He's going to spam.
01:09:17What?
01:09:17You must...
01:09:18Shh!
01:09:19I'm not a father.
01:09:19We were looking for you.
01:09:25Ah, Chase.
01:09:27There you are.
01:09:28Dad, what are you still doing here?
01:09:30I thought you left.
01:09:32Charles isn't your new roommate, is he, son?
01:09:35Well, I mean, of course he is.
01:09:36What are you talking about?
01:09:37Well, it's been brought to my attention that your new roommate is a girl, Charlotte Withers.
01:09:43Uh, where is she?
01:09:47Huh.
01:09:48So, do you mind if I take a look around?
01:09:51Not at all.
01:09:53Classy outfit.
01:09:55You too, Dad.
01:09:56Nice tie.
01:09:58Boys.
01:10:00What's all this, huh?
01:10:02Uh, that's, uh, that's, that's mine.
01:10:05You use facial toner?
01:10:08Yeah.
01:10:08Yeah, yeah, I do.
01:10:10Well, just because it's pink, that doesn't mean man can use it, huh?
01:10:12That is not what I was involved.
01:10:13Well, it sounds like it.
01:10:14You know, I also use retinol, too.
01:10:16Oh.
01:10:16Yeah.
01:10:17You know, maybe, just maybe, if you used it in your schedule, you wouldn't have so many wrinkles yourself.
01:10:25I'm just saying, T.T.
01:10:29Oh.
01:10:31What have we here?
01:10:32What is this?
01:10:34Ha ha.
01:10:35What are these products?
01:10:36Um, we frequently have ladies over, and we want to make sure that they feel safe and taken care of.
01:10:43And they're good for nosebleeds.
01:10:45Yeah, nosebleed, huh?
01:10:47All right.
01:10:49That's enough.
01:10:50I'd like you to show me their room.
01:10:53Hmm?
01:10:54You're telling me a boy lives in this room?
01:11:04It's made up like a hotel.
01:11:06Charles is from a military background.
01:11:08They're very organized and precise.
01:11:12Oh.
01:11:12Ha ha.
01:11:14And this romance novel?
01:11:16Hmm?
01:11:17He's an avid reader.
01:11:18Oh.
01:11:18Ha ha.
01:11:20Ha ha.
01:11:24Oh.
01:11:25Oh, oh, oh.
01:11:28Where is she?
01:11:29That belongs to Charles, okay?
01:11:30He's a very, very generous lover.
01:11:33All right, you know, most women can't get off without external stimulation.
01:11:37Please, this...
01:11:38I know a woman lives here.
01:11:45In this room.
01:11:45I will be reporting this to the Pan-Hellenic Council, and Theta Rho will be shut down.
01:11:52Well done, Mr. President.
01:12:04Sir Costa's clear.
01:12:11Someone talked.
01:12:13I bet I know who.
01:12:14Look for anything.
01:12:17He's blocking my calls.
01:12:18Mine too.
01:12:22Still don't believe he'd do this.
01:12:23Come on, Charlotte.
01:12:24Open your eyes.
01:12:25He's been looking for a fight all semester, ever since you moved in.
01:12:28This is all my fault.
01:12:29No, it's not.
01:12:30I didn't mean it like that.
01:12:31No, it is.
01:12:32And it's not just that.
01:12:33Now, the whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
01:12:35This isn't on you.
01:12:36We all agreed to have you here.
01:12:38Uh, guys, I think you should see this.
01:12:40What is it?
01:12:40It's a receipt for a deposit into my bank account.
01:12:44What the fuck?
01:12:46The sender is the fraternity with my signature.
01:12:48He's trying to frame me.
01:12:49Somebody give me something.
01:12:55Anyone reach him?
01:12:56No.
01:12:56Where could he be?
01:12:57Doesn't his family live close?
01:12:59I can't believe he set me up like this.
01:13:02I would never steal from our charity.
01:13:03Okay, calm down.
01:13:04Nobody thinks this is your fault.
01:13:05Oh, yeah?
01:13:06Tell that to my father.
01:13:07And all the guests we had to send home.
01:13:08Oh, it's an unknown number.
01:13:09Maybe it's Everett.
01:13:10I have to quit.
01:13:14I mean, maybe if I do, he'll at least leave you guys alone.
01:13:16No, we'll figure this out, okay?
01:13:18Just don't quit on us.
01:13:19We got you.
01:13:23Was it Everett?
01:13:24No, it was RCA.
01:13:27Apparently, the advisor was here tonight.
01:13:29Not only that, they were so impressed with Boys in the Buff
01:13:32that they offered me an interview.
01:13:34Oh, shit.
01:13:35Oh, shit.
01:13:35This is English.
01:13:36This is nice.
01:13:36This is nice.
01:13:36They said to thank Mr. Tucker for making them see their mistake.
01:13:40Chase, you have something you want to tell me?
01:13:48Explain yourself.
01:13:49Look, we can't do this right now, okay?
01:13:50We could lose the house.
01:13:51I can get expelled.
01:13:52This isn't the time.
01:13:52I can't believe you.
01:13:54You deliberately went behind my back.
01:13:56I told you I wasn't interested in that life.
01:13:58Why not?
01:14:00I don't understand.
01:14:01I thought this would make you happy.
01:14:02I can't go into the program.
01:14:04What are you so afraid of?
01:14:05You didn't get in the first time.
01:14:06So what?
01:14:07Now you have a second chance.
01:14:08You love to cook.
01:14:09You're amazing at it.
01:14:12Cooking is what keeps me close to my mom.
01:14:17What if this ruins that?
01:14:20What if I realize that I'm a failure?
01:14:24That I'm nothing like her?
01:14:25Don't be ridiculous.
01:14:26Just do the damn interview, Charlotte.
01:14:28Oh, so my fears are ridiculous.
01:14:30Good.
01:14:30Good to know.
01:14:31I didn't realize you thought so highly of me.
01:14:33Look, I can't do this right now, okay?
01:14:35I need to find Everett.
01:14:36Fine, go.
01:14:37We can talk about this later, okay?
01:14:39Go!
01:14:39Yo, Everett.
01:14:57What the hell, man?
01:14:59Do you know what you've done?
01:15:02Tried to warn you.
01:15:03I told you that I thought you've been careless in running this frat into the ground.
01:15:08So you set me up.
01:15:09Had to do something to get your attention, right?
01:15:12You never listen to anyone.
01:15:14What are you talking about?
01:15:15How many times have I come to you with an opportunity and you've never given it a real chance?
01:15:18How the hell was I supposed to know when you were serious?
01:15:20Everything is a game or a joke to you.
01:15:22You want to get something done?
01:15:23You should have made sure I heard you.
01:15:25Instead, you stabbed me in the back.
01:15:27I didn't want to do this, Chase.
01:15:29You didn't leave me a choice.
01:15:32Croakington needs a new president.
01:15:34Right.
01:15:35Let me guess.
01:15:35You're just the man for the job, huh?
01:15:38You care about this frat so much?
01:15:39Why did you tell my dad about Charlotte?
01:15:41Just because she didn't want to fuck you?
01:15:43You go ahead and betray your brothers?
01:15:44Stop.
01:15:45I didn't rat on Charlotte living in the house.
01:15:47I would never.
01:15:48Please, don't lie now.
01:15:49Of course you're the one who told.
01:15:51There you go again.
01:15:53Not listening.
01:15:55I just said I didn't do it.
01:15:56He's telling the truth.
01:15:58It wasn't Everett who told Dean Tucker about your little slut.
01:16:02It was you?
01:16:03I mean, it was actually Wolf's idea.
01:16:06He wanted to take over the house for an extension for Sig Kai and make a deal with a Dean,
01:16:10but I don't think it's fair you boys get to have all the fun.
01:16:13I thought you cared about Croakington.
01:16:15How could you do this?
01:16:17To all the guys?
01:16:18I didn't do anything.
01:16:20You did.
01:16:21You chose her.
01:16:22Over me?
01:16:23Over your brothers?
01:16:23So this is revenge?
01:16:25Because I broke it off?
01:16:27Not exactly the sweetheart you thought I was, huh?
01:16:29You should have known better than to fuck with me, Chase.
01:16:33I hope she's worth it.
01:16:34Can I beat him up now?
01:16:49No.
01:16:49He meant well, but he didn't listen to what I wanted.
01:17:04I hear you.
01:17:06I hear you.
01:17:08And he shouldn't have gone behind your back.
01:17:09But I kind of agree with him, Charles.
01:17:16You don't understand.
01:17:17I can't do it.
01:17:19Yes, you can.
01:17:20I've seen you cook.
01:17:22I've been fed by your cooking.
01:17:24You are incredibly talented.
01:17:25It's not that.
01:17:28What if I can't take the pressure?
01:17:30What if it makes me hate cooking?
01:17:35What if I lose the last connection that I have to my mom?
01:17:41What if...
01:17:43If I'm a disappointment?
01:17:50Do you really believe that?
01:17:51Hey.
01:17:58You could never be a disappointment.
01:18:02You hear me?
01:18:04And as for your mother,
01:18:07I bet she'd never want you to stop chasing your dreams.
01:18:11She'd never want you to live in fear.
01:18:16This is your life, Charlotte.
01:18:18You have to be the one to live it.
01:18:19And your mom
01:18:21will be there with you
01:18:23however and whenever you need her to be.
01:18:34I just need a minute.
01:18:49Yes?
01:19:05Team Tucker, I wanted to reintroduce myself.
01:19:09Ah, the chef, huh?
01:19:12Charlotte, was it?
01:19:14Yes.
01:19:14And I'm the one who's been living at Theater Row.
01:19:18I knew it.
01:19:20I know my son was lying.
01:19:23I'm glad you came in here to confess.
01:19:25If you work with me,
01:19:26I think there is a way to keep this off your record.
01:19:29No.
01:19:31I came to tell you that it's wrong
01:19:33how you're trying to go after the boys like this.
01:19:36Do you know that you two
01:19:37are in violation of campus policy?
01:19:39That's an old and dated rule to begin with
01:19:41and you know it.
01:19:43They're wonderful.
01:19:44They're smart
01:19:45and courageous
01:19:46and resourceful.
01:19:48Your son, especially.
01:19:50I beg to differ.
01:19:53My son
01:19:54is a failure
01:19:55who cannot even be trusted
01:19:57with his own future.
01:19:59You think you know him?
01:20:01You don't know anything.
01:20:02I know
01:20:04that if you force him to quit,
01:20:06you'll lose him.
01:20:08You can help guide his path,
01:20:10but you can't decide it for him.
01:20:12Young lady,
01:20:13I am his father.
01:20:14Then act like one.
01:20:16He needs you.
01:20:25I'm sorry.
01:20:26I was just doing what I thought was right.
01:20:30For the frat.
01:20:31You should have talked
01:20:33with all of us then, Ev.
01:20:34If you were that unhappy,
01:20:35then we would have all had your back.
01:20:38I know.
01:20:39I fucked up.
01:20:42I got so mad
01:20:43and I...
01:20:44I was jealous.
01:20:50No, it's not his fault.
01:20:53It's mine.
01:20:57Evett's right.
01:20:59I failed you as a leader.
01:21:01I don't listen.
01:21:04I make decisions
01:21:05without consulting.
01:21:06I let my personal life
01:21:08affect my role as president.
01:21:10All of which to say,
01:21:12I'm stepping down.
01:21:15It's the only way
01:21:16I can get my dad
01:21:17to drop everything about Charlotte
01:21:18and to leave this house alone.
01:21:21Not the only way.
01:21:24Your charter is safe.
01:21:26You're not going to lose the house.
01:21:31But my dad, he...
01:21:33I talked to him.
01:21:35I explained who I am
01:21:37and how important this place is.
01:21:40How important you are.
01:21:43He's agreed to let Theda Rho stand
01:21:46on one condition.
01:21:49I have to move out.
01:21:51What the fuck?
01:21:54Nine!
01:21:55You cannot leave.
01:21:56I have to.
01:21:57He's not going to write the report,
01:21:59but he's not going to let us
01:22:01keep breaking the rules.
01:22:03I'm not going to be the reason
01:22:04you guys lose the house.
01:22:08But you have nowhere to go.
01:22:10I'm not staying.
01:22:11I decided to take
01:22:15RCA's offer.
01:22:18Okay.
01:22:18Yes!
01:22:19Can you cry?
01:22:21Congrats.
01:22:23Congrats, Charles.
01:22:25You deserve it.
01:22:27I wish you the best of luck.
01:22:31That goes for all you guys do.
01:22:33Oh, Eric.
01:22:34You're not going anywhere, man.
01:22:42You belong here.
01:22:43No.
01:22:44I stole from my best friend
01:22:45and I put safety
01:22:48of the frat in danger.
01:22:52I don't deserve to be here.
01:22:56I said we put it to a vote.
01:22:59All in favor of Everett Stang.
01:23:01Aye.
01:23:03Aye.
01:23:04Aye.
01:23:04Aye.
01:23:05Aye.
01:23:07Thanks.
01:23:09That means the world to me.
01:23:13We all make mistakes, brother.
01:23:21Bring it in!
01:23:22We all make mistakes, brother.
01:23:43We all make mistakes, brother.
01:23:44You talk?
01:23:45Uh, privately, I mean?
01:23:47Yeah.
01:24:13I need to apologize.
01:24:15I said some things that I never should have said.
01:24:19It's okay.
01:24:21You were mean,
01:24:23but you weren't wrong.
01:24:25You guys were about to lose everything,
01:24:27and I shouldn't have been trying to make it about me.
01:24:29But what I said wasn't okay.
01:24:31No, it wasn't.
01:24:33Which is why,
01:24:35if we're going to continue to date,
01:24:37we have to set some ground rules.
01:24:41You still want to date me?
01:24:43Yes.
01:24:45Under
01:24:47the condition that you
01:24:49never go behind my back like that again.
01:24:51Talk to me.
01:24:53Don't try and control me.
01:24:59I promise,
01:25:01Charlotte,
01:25:03I'll never do anything like that again.
01:25:05Rule two,
01:25:07you are required
01:25:09to make me dinner once a month.
01:25:11Mm-hmm.
01:25:13I'll even take boxed mac and cheese.
01:25:15Done.
01:25:17What else?
01:25:19Kiss me.
01:25:21I'm gonna fall.
01:25:25No, you're not.
01:25:27Darren, what are you doing?
01:25:29Come on, don't you trust me?
01:25:31Mm-hmm.
01:25:33Okay.
01:25:35I'm gonna fall.
01:25:37I'm gonna fall.
01:25:39You're not.
01:25:41Darren, what are you doing?
01:25:43Come on, don't you trust me?
01:25:45Mm-hmm.
01:25:46Okay.
01:25:47Ready?
01:25:48Yeah.
01:25:49Oh my goodness.
01:25:51What is all this?
01:25:53Is that schnitzel?
01:25:55What?
01:25:56Yes, that's right.
01:25:57What's going on, guys?
01:26:09We've got a very important proposition for you, Charles.
01:26:15You, Charlotte,
01:26:17have stolen the hearts of every guy here,
01:26:21some more than others,
01:26:23but we all voted
01:26:25and we want to make you Crokington's sweetheart.
01:26:27What?
01:26:29Guys, I don't even go here anymore.
01:26:31It's our house,
01:26:33our rules.
01:26:35Does this mean I get to know what Crokington means?
01:26:37Don't push it.
01:26:39I've got my own proposition.
01:26:49Would you, Charlotte Withers,
01:26:53be my girlfriend?
01:27:09Is that a yes?
01:27:11What do you think?
01:27:13Not the pain.
01:27:19Yeah, boy, get a chase.
01:27:21Yeah.
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